40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Metroid: Project Dread: Ch 2The Welcome CommitteeMetroid: Project Dread: Ch 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My ship underway to the coordinates I leaned back in my chair, my suit dematerializing around me revealing the blue zero suit beneath. Like that I took in a deep breath and relaxed.
As I did I thought of the Metroids, the parasitic life form from SR338 that seemed to have dominated my life ever since my first great battle with the Space Pirates upon the planet Zebes. I remembered how the Space Pirates had tried to use the Metroids as a bio-weapon and energy source. I had stopped them then, but it had only been the beginning
Tallon IV, Aether, the entire Phazon Crisis I had fought the Space Pirates, thwarting their experiments to use the Metroids as weapons and energy sources. It had not always been the main goal of my missions, but I had done it in the firm belief that it was better to eradicate the Metroids than to allow them to become a weapon for the Space Pirates. That had been my conviction as I descended to the surface of SR338 to eradicate the Metroid
Essay: Why Creating Jobs is the Wrong GoalEssay: Why Creating Jobs is the Wrong Goal2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
We're all job creators
I recently saw a clip of Peter Schiff interviewing an Occupy Wall Street protester. Schiff asked him how many jobs he creates, and unfortunately, the protester wasn't prepared for this question. (Although it was being filmed by Drew Carey's libertarian group called Reason TV, so if anybody did raise good points against him, we'd never see it anyway.)
Contrary to Schiff's shortsighted view of the economy, common people do create jobs. We hire orthodontists, doctors, lawyers, mechanics, plumbers, electricians, HVAC technicians, exterminators, and many other professionals. Their careers directly depend on enough working class people being able to afford to hire them.
Less directly but just as importantly, we hire businesses (and the factories and transportation companies which supply those businesses) whenever we patronize them. If they lose consumer demand (like they would if their
SPM - Las galletas de SaffronSPM - Las galletas de Saffron3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mini Minions Fic
~"Las galletas de Saffron"~
*Un día en el Castillo Bleck*
Mimi: ... *camina por el pasillo* ...
Tribute to zeldaTribute to zelda2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
From hearts of young to hearts of old
Link's adventures will be told
In our hearts it's set in stone
In our minds the name is known
The legend flies from near and far
Makes no difference where you are
At some point you must have heard the name
As many others play this game
Around us all for many years
The name alone can spread some cheer
The magic holds onto our hearts
Truly is a work of art
Speak it loud for all to hear
Say it to all that are near
We will always remember it's name
The Legend of Zelda is a magical game.
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
Asura UMVC3 MovesetAsura UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Game Series: Asura's Wrath
First Appearance: Asura's Wrath (2012)
HP: 975,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 5
Fighting Ability: 7
Fighting Style description: Asura can be seen as the possible answer for Rogue from MVC2 and X-Men, possessing some of her techniques along with a powerful attack output and is capable of keeping pressure on the opponent. Asura is a rushdown character that can be as destructive in the air as on the ground with his Fire God and Fireball Smash attacks from above. His Spin shockwave can also reflect projectiles as well as cause a wall-bounce upon contact.
While he's a fast character, Asura possesses special moves with very long recovery times, meaning most of his specials may leave a chance for him to be punished if the opponent blocks. While he has no super armor, Asura is the only character that can do an armor break, AKA pull of
Why does everybody hate Peach?Me and my younger sister, Erica, have both noticed that tons of people seem to hate Peach for so many little reasons and most of them aren't even true. The following reasons I've heard are listed below:Why does everybody hate Peach?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach is ugly. Peach is an idiot. Peach is fat. Peach is a slut. Peach's kidnapping is her own fault.
And let's not forget the whole "Peach is a Mary-Sue" crap. Now how about I start explaining this stuff.
PEACH IS UGLY
How is she ugly? I just think she looks like the average adorable princess from a popular video game series. This is usually the reason why people think she ugly. You've got to remember that the main target audience for the Super Mario Bros are the little kids. Do you really think any little kid would even bother to care about the graphics? The only time this question would be answered with a yes is if the graphics are hard to see. Well actually, there's that and also because of the way her dress is designed. The puffy sleeves and the ballgown skirt make her look like an
8. A Man in a Hat8. A Man in a Hat3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I yawned and stretched, surprised to be on a bed. My eyelids fluttered open and I realized I wasn't on a bed. I was still in Wonderland, on one of the giant mushrooms. Apparently, I had dozed off.
"Hey there, sleepy," Hatter said from across the clearing, smiling at me. His hat and tail coat were off and his sleeves were rolled up. "You fell asleep yesterday afternoon, and we didn't feel like waking you. You slept for nearly 11 hours."
"Did I really?" I pulled myself up, sitting on the mushroom. We stared at each other. I didn't know what he thought and I hoped that he didn't know what I thought. He loved me, yes. I... I could almost see it in his eyes. Not almost; could. And I was warming to the idea. Easily. He was kind and funny and good looking. Hatter was better than I could ever have hoped for.
He nodded and stood up. "Cat? Could you give Alice something
The Tale of Love: A Super Paper AnalysisAhem! Today I'll tell you the story of the lost book of prophecies.The Tale of Love: A Super Paper Analysis2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
It is a tale of love...
Chapter 1: An Introduction
In the English language, "love" can mean a lot of things. "I love chocolate!" "I love you, mommy." "I I think I'm in love with you."
Love is hard to define and is often downright illogical. What love really means to us can run the gamut from claiming to love a movie, to claiming to love the child you have raised. And moreover, love doesn't even always have to be a good thing. While love is perhaps the most beautiful thing in human experience, it can also be extremely dangerous, and when directed at certain things, quite unhealthy.
Super Paper Mario claims to be a tale of love. But it's just a game, right? What could a game teach us about love? Well, nothing in itself, really. No game, book, or movie can teach a person how to love. What these stories can do, however, is show us a reflection, however refracted, of ourselves and the people around
HAZARDOUS PrologueI awaken in a dreary half-sleep with a suspicion that the sheets are trying to smother me.HAZARDOUS Prologue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A nightmare recedes, the last haze of trauma evaporating into reality. I try to remember what I dreamt about. It was probably you, but I don't remember. My head feels empty. I feel empty.
A bluish light glows through the thin curtain, pervading the room with an ominous lantern. I glance at the headboard. Your initials are still carved into the cherry wood, and the glassy oval mirror reflects a blemished complexion, sagging eyes and tousled brown hair. I exhale.
Absorbing the faint blue of the dawn, my sleepiness ebbs and something awakens in me, an impulse, the feeling that I need to be somewhere. My eyes pan to the calendar. March 23rd.
"Oh my god."
JOYJOY3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
JOY comes by putting (J)esus first, (O)thers second, and (Y)ourself last.
If you have JOY in your life: comment and say it loud and proud!
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 1Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Read it and weep men. Four Kings." Luxord said as he place his cards on the table. Xigbar slam his cards and pout. "Can't believe this drunken bastard's beating me again." "See ya old coot, I warned you. You shouldn't have place bets on Luxord. When it comes to gambling, this guy never loose." Axel exclaim. "Especially when he's Bacchanalian as a Greek's fraternity house." Zexion added without looking up from his book. "Maybe you ladies should play something easier." "Like Go-fish?" Axel snap his fiery fingertips. Luxord laugh as he collects the rest of the poker chips. "Luxy? How can you play so good?" Demyx spoke as he flick earwax from his finger. "Well." Zexion added again without looking up. "Well what??" Demyx look at Zexion at a perplex state. "How could you play so well, Demyx?" Zexion offered to correct his grammar.
How2-Ask artists you admireHow2-Ask artists you admire4 years ago in Letters More Like This
Have you ever tried to talk to an artists you admire on DA and s/he ignores you?
Well, there's a few tips on how to talk to them and get more comments back...
I don't say this will always work, because some artists are just too busy, or too shy to talk back, but it will work better than if you just bluntly ask a question.
There are nice artists who will answer your question, so make them feel a bit special for doing you a favor.
Here's my tip on how to talk to some big name artists...
===== MOST IMPORTANTLY!
1. Research first, check their blogs for FAQ if you have a question such as...
1. what pen/paper/program/medium did you use?
>>>(tools related, trust me, usually its on their FAQ)
2. Hi, you're good.... what do you recommend for a tablet?
>>>(Go to forums to ask that please, search forum for old threads on it, don't bother them with this.)
3. Hello, what brushes did you use, can you share it? Did you use Photoshop?
>>>(Don't ask so fast, search their gallery or u
How My Chemical Romance Saved My LifeHow My Chemical Romance Saved My Life2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
And that was that, I guess; The pills weren't working, and so there wasn't anything left to do except put that big old kitchen knife to her throat. Or fly off the top of that big bank building downtown. Or take then entire bottle of those lovely little pills that were supposed to make everything better.
I slunk across the floor of the house, silent at three in the morning, and unmoving under the silver moonlight except for me, trudging along with the bottle of pills in my hands. I laughed a little at the irony.
These pills this medication was supposed to make my life brighter and take away the depression and pain. They hadn't done their job, so they were being commissioned by me to perform one final fling. A contract kill that'd relieve the pain permanently. Seemed about right, to end a futile life that I was tired of living. I'm a fish in a barrel anyways; waiting to be picked out by the stronger, bette
Mario Party AnthemParody of "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAOMario Party Anthem2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I hope there's a hidden star to find!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
Everybody just play Chance Time!
Bowser has you lose your mind!
I just want to win the-
Play the Wii, Mario Party.
Getting controller, then press start.
Nonstop when the game turns on.
Boo takes the stars like shady con.
Where's DK? I gots to know.
Got more coins 'cause I'm on a roll.
I think I'll pick Dry Bones.
Win the game, out the door.
I'm winnin' all these boards with Chance Time!
I got Waluigi's coins by the time it's half time!
Yeah, the CPUs that I'm rippin'.
In the race to first place, hope I'm not trippin'!
Mario Party's in the house tonight!
All the bonus stars will soon be mine!
Peach comes out on top from behind!
Everybody just started to whine
A Nintendo WorldA Nintendo WorldA Nintendo World5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I can show you a place
Where there is a lot of gaming
Where the princesses are always victims
One is saved of course
By her boyfriend, a plumber
While an Hylian save the other
Using his part of Triforce
A Nintendo World
A new console almost each five years
Here is Super Mario
A great champion at jumping
A Nintendo World
Even a fox can use an Arwing
Snake with his Metal Gear
And Sonic are here
Cause theyre popular in Nintendo World, its true
We are in Nintendo World, its true
Pit, who serves Palutena
Is forgotten with Popo and Nana
Kirby swallow everything
Even a lot of Pikmin
A Nintendo World
Dont you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand games to play
Take a pause, its get better
Im like in Fire Emblem
Theres no problem
I am no more bound, Im now EarthBound
A Nintendo World
Metroid Endings a surprise
With F-Zero cars to pursue
Game And Watch, black character
Broken HeartI'm a broken heart.Broken Heart2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Torn into deep with a
But anyone can save me.
Why isn't anyone trying?
Leave me to struggle through.
On my own.
Leave me when I'm desperately
In need of someone to help me.
I can't save myself anymore.
And hope is getting.
Hard to hold onto.
The blade is easier to grasp.
Easier to keep close.
Zutara Unexpected_part 8Zutara Unexpected_part 86 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Narrator: Well, last time the gang was about to practice. Lets see how theyre doing.
Uncle: Alright. Let us start training. You will be split into two teams. You will fight each other. With this, you will be able to see your and your partners strengths and weaknesses. Do your best to protect each other.
Sokka: So, how do we split up?
Uncle: I will choose.
Sokka: Please say girls versus boys or or or siblings versus-
Uncle: You will be paired with the person you dont like most. This will help you know each other and if lucky get you closer. (ZUTARA!!!!)
Sokka: Well, thats easy. The person I dont like the most is . (looking)
Toph: Hello I dont like you! Were partners!!
Zuko: But Uncle-
Katara: So (coming closer to Zuko)
Uncle: Lets see Miss Toph is with Sokka and of course Lady Katara with Prince Zuko. Good. You know your hearts ( ;-l ). Lets start.
Toph: This is too easy!
CakeYou are beautiful,Cake2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Golden and exotic
And I like you that way.
But you're so bad for me.
You've always been so sweet,
Always telling me that I could
Take as much of you as I want,
All the while killing me slowly.
But your kiss is delicious,
And my mouth screams more.
You taste better than I remember.
But you're going to hurt me
If I keep this up.
Don't get me wrong,
I tried to take the good with the bad at first.
But I started again,
Taking all of you, and relishing the flavor.
I've missed you but I didn't know it.
I forgot how good your taste was,
The salty and the sweet all in one.
I forgot what I was missing out on.
So, maybe I'll fall again sometime soon.
But for right now...
I think I'll have one more bite.
After all, Cake is delicious!
Reduced to ZeroReduced to Zero1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Reduced to Zero
All is one.
Light is too discriminating. Light is fleeting. Light glorifies a thing for but a moment, and then it is gone. We are darkness. We are encompassing, eternal. We welcome all; we envelope what the light abandons. We wish that all would join us, unified in darkness. We are Dark Matter.
Unity is peace. Unity is joy. Is this not so? Why do so many resist us? Do they not wish their own happiness?
I drift among the stars, pondering. One of our scouts returns from a small planet called Pop Star, bringing troubling news. The inhabitants, the "Dream-Landers," live in perpetual chaos. They lack unity and stability. They are happy, and then unhappy, and lack control over these states of being. They follow their passions independently, forsaking unity in favor of their own selfish pleasures. Their emotions flow as the solar winds, uncontrolled and disorderly. They
RosalinaIn the firmament of galaxy,Rosalina6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Riding on an azure comet
Through the miladys stars,
Mother of the light and dark planets.
This delicate fairy of sinister sky
Observe from her shimmering eyes
Sweet dawn and sad darkness
From her becoming homeland kingdom.
She is forever tenderness
Of one smiling constellation.
She is forever nobility
In a colossal nation.
From her halo of one thousand suns,
Laughing for what she dreamed
The princess with ruby lips
Smiles at the heart of a super nova.
At the genesis of a new star,
She will protect all children
And in an attempt to lift the veil
Of her return, dear mommy.
Dans le firmament des galaxies,
Cavalant sur une comète dazur
À travers les étoiles de milady,
Mère des astres clairs et obscurs.
Cette délicate fée du ciel sombre
Observe de ses yeux chatoyants
Douce aube et triste pénombre
De son royaume natal seyant.
Elle est à jamais la tendresse
Dune souriante constellation.
Elle est à jamai
Super Mario Bros The Movie Script Preview #01SUPER MARIO BROSSuper Mario Bros The Movie Script Preview #011 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Script Written By: xXKaijuKing91Xx
*The movie started with a city, somewhere in United States America.*
*In a one house, Mario take the cap on his head and take a big breath and sighs.*
Mario: Aah... I have a feeling that today is going to be a good day again!
*Mario look at his watch and it's 9:30 now.*
Mario: Oh, Mama Mia! I'd better to start the TV!
It's my favorite program in Discovery Channel!
*In the kitchen, Luigi make Spagetti Bolognese and
carry it to the table in TV room.*
Luigi: Here ya go, big bro! Spagetti Bolognese is done!
*Mario, who's sitting on his red chair, saw his favorite food as usual and drooling*
Mario: Mmm... Smell so good!
Luigi: You're drooling, Mario! Stop it.
*Luigi sat on his green chair.*
Mario: Okay, Luigi. Start the TV, please?
Luigi: You got it, Mario!
*Luigi click the red button to start the TV.*
*The TV started and the screen shows nothing but a static.*
*Mario and Luigi looks so confused and then the