40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Draygon, Terror of MaridiaThe darkness wrapped the whole room in a deep, unrelenting gloom as I jumped off the ledge to the floor below. My Gravity Suit assisting me, I fell through the surprisingly clear waters, and I fell even further than I thought I would. I dropped to the sandy ground, sinking such a distance that even with the Gravity Suit I wouldn't be able to reach the ledge I had taken the leap from.Draygon, Terror of Maridia3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Looking for an alternate exit, I surveyed the room again. If I had failed to notice the exact depth on my first look, maybe I hadn't noticed something else. I swept the submerged chamber full circle, Arm Cannon ready for anything wanting to catch me off guard.
Instantly my mind went into combat mode. Where did that come from? I couldn't find what had made that roar, or knew if it was coming for me.
That one was definitely closer. Unlike the last one, I could actually tell the direction this one came from. I turned in that direction, waiting for whatever ha
A Windy, May Day "Oh, look at these silly girls arguing over who Naruto will end up with. I don't even know if some of them thought it out well. I mean, here's one for Ino, for Sakura, for Sasuke, even Konan! And she's dead! It's obvious Kishimoto wants Naruto to be with Hinata. Isn't that right, Tsubasa?~" May cooed, stroking the head of her lithe white kitten. Today was her "Lazy day" the day where she took a break from martial arts, from studying, from volleyball practice, everything to catch up with friends overseas, catch up with the latest episodes of her favorite anime, and pig out in her cute lavender top with dark navy shorts she called pajamas.A Windy, May Day1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm just sick of all the shipping, you know? What characters will end up together isn't important enough to start an argument over, right?" she asks her kitten once more, laying back on her bed, head to her pillow. The the small cat started rubbing its head against her calf.
"Heehee~ Glad you understand" she giggles, reaching down
How My Chemical Romance Saved My LifeHow My Chemical Romance Saved My Life3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
And that was that, I guess; The pills weren't working, and so there wasn't anything left to do except put that big old kitchen knife to her throat. Or fly off the top of that big bank building downtown. Or take then entire bottle of those lovely little pills that were supposed to make everything better.
I slunk across the floor of the house, silent at three in the morning, and unmoving under the silver moonlight except for me, trudging along with the bottle of pills in my hands. I laughed a little at the irony.
These pills this medication was supposed to make my life brighter and take away the depression and pain. They hadn't done their job, so they were being commissioned by me to perform one final fling. A contract kill that'd relieve the pain permanently. Seemed about right, to end a futile life that I was tired of living. I'm a fish in a barrel anyways; waiting to be picked out by the stronger, bette
Three Billy Goats GruffGoats outwit a troll.Three Billy Goats Gruff2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Mario XOXO: Chapter 1Mario XOXO: Chapter 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Though it was a sunny and lovely day, everyone was too distracted to notice the rare moment of peace in their kingdom. This was because it was the week before Valentine's Day in Mushroom Kingdom!
The streets and item shops were filled window displays of gift ideas, shades of pink and red, roses, and toads rushing here and there searching for the perfect gifts to give! Excitement, suspense, and love was filling the air! Every minute that passed meant they were a minute closer to the special day!
Mario and Luigi were also among the many who were searching for the perfect gift.
"THIS IS MY YEAR, WEEGI!!" Mario declared.
For years he had trouble and doubt about gift giving, but he promised he had the best idea this time. However, Luigi wasn't impressed or as optimistic as his older brother.
"You say this every-"
"BUT THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT, WEEGI!!" Mario said smiling ear-to-ear.
Luigi just stared, a bit embarassed for the both of them.
He knew w
The BattleThe BattleThe Battle6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The fire crackled and popped as it contentedly snacked on the generous pile of wood it consumed. In exchange for the fuel, the flames brightly illuminated the dark glade in which the worn trainers chose to spend their night in. A piece of wood that was slanted upwards groaned as it slammed to the ground, subjecting its hidden side to the greedy fire. The fire roared excitedly, delving into the untouched flesh of the log. Ash tossed his prodding branch into the fire as well, making it glow with delight. The boy sighed as he sunk to the ground next to the flames, holding his palms out to the heat that radiated from the burning mass. Even with gloves on, the cool autumn air bit at his hands, chilling them until his fingers went numb. Misty was already perched beside him, rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet as she crouched by the fire. She mimicked his action, hoping to regain feeling in her hands as well. The Pikachu that leaned on her ankle cracked open an e
Mario XOXO: Chapter 3Mario XOXO: Chapter 38 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was finally Valentine's day eve! Everyone was sleeping soundly knowing that soon it would be their time to shine and have fun with those they cared about. Well, almost everyone. It was about midnight and Mario was still brainstorming for the perfect gift. He knew this was the year, but he was running out of time. It technically wasn't the eve, but the actual day! What could he think up in the hours he only had left?
He headed to the front yard of the his house, outside to get some need fresh air. It was pitch black, and the only light available was that from the moon. This made it almost imposable for Mario to spot the shadowy figure in the distance. It gave a sinster, mind shattering laugh!
"EEEEYAH, HA, HA, HA, HA!" the silhouette chuckled.
Mario knew that laugh to well. It belonged to the evil witch, Cackletta!
"What do you want?!" he yelled into the darkness, in a fighte
Zelink Family - Father's SwordDaphnes always knew that his father was the greatest swordsman in the whole wide world. He'd grown up watching him spar with other knights from Skyloft, wielding the well-crafted steel blade issued to all knights with skill and grace. Whenever he saw his father with that sword in his hand, he could tell that the stories he'd heard about him being a hero were all true.Zelink Family - Father's Sword4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Something the boy had always noticed, however, was that knights of Skyloft would usually take great pride in their swords, often displaying them and keeping them well-maintained. His father kept his own sword usable, but he never seemed to pay it very much attention otherwise. It was kept sheathed in a cupboard, not displayed on their wall, and it was full of knicks and scratches the other knights usually tried to polish over. Daphnes once asked him why he didn't take care of his blade like the others did, to which he bashfully replied that he just didn't ever think a
Superfamily - Trick or treat!Superfamily - Trick or treat!3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Tony was worried. It will be a difficult talk with his husband. But he had to do it. Not for him, but for their kid. He took a deep breath and went into the kitchen, knowing that he will find Steve there.
"Steve.." he started. Captain turned around with a smile. He was scooping out the pulp from a small pumpkin. On the table next to him were other small pumpkins, ready to carve.
"Pumpkin soup today," he chirped, "Peter will carve them later." Tony nodded his head.
"Steve, we need to talk."
"Peter. And Halloween."
"What do you mean?" Steve slightly frowned.
"Steve.. Peter is already 6.. And he never went trick or treating.."
"Of course he went, he goes every year," Steve continued to frown.
"Going around the tower, asking Fury and SHIELDS agents for candy doesn't count, I mean real trick or treating.. You know, with other kids.. On the street.."
Steve put his tool down and gave Tony a stern look. He continued to look at Tony in such way for a while. Tony knew he had to last and
How I feel about him (Princess Peach Version)In most fairytales, it’s always the brave knight or the valiant prince who rescues and marries the beautiful princess, and sure there are stories where a common man has a chance to marry a princess, but he’s usually a farmer, a tailor, or a man who makes a deal with the king for the maiden’s hand. There has never been any fairytales where a plumber who rescues a princess. Currently I’m living that story.How I feel about him (Princess Peach Version)2 months ago in Romance More Like This
For as long as I could remember, Mario and I have been very close friends; from infancy to childhood. The two of us along with Luigi and Daisy, we were always together, whether it was playing with toys, watching cartoons, or imagining our own adventures; it was always the four of us until both Mario bros had to leave the Mushroom Kingdom and the world of Magic to live in the reality world with their family. Over the years, we seemed to have forgotten about each other, but I started to remember them slowly when they returned many years later to save my kingdom fr
1000 paper cranesAkari made 999 paper cranes, but forgot to make the 1000th. Instead, she would pick each one up by their flat symmetrical wings and hold them with them cuffed in her stubby hands. She once told me they felt better when she held each one to show that she hadn't forgotten them. She was one strange duck. It's not like those cranes actually had feelings or nothin'.1000 paper cranes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
None-the-less, I made time to see her. Every day, actually. You know that person that's always in your bubble, and you want her to just go away, but at the same time, you don't? She was kinda like that, 'cept a little different. It's hard to explain, really.
Before she got ill, she would follow me around, sneaking around the shadows of trees and buildings. I pretended not to notice. She also would wrap her arms around my bony shoulders every now and then, telling me something around how she was so lucky to have me as her friend. We were only neighbors, I swear. The only class we shared together in middle school is Gym, and even
Resignation Ch.1"Shroomy! Where are you?"Resignation Ch.14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
PK stepped out from behind her sales stall after making her last exchange with a small Rescuer Pachirisu. Evening was approaching, which meant that it was time to close up shop for the day. "Shroomy, we need to count today's profits!" she called out, stepping inside the Merchants' HQ. He had to be in there somewhere! Unfortunately, the only one outside of the private quarters was Sandy, PK's freely-hired Deino assistant, lying comfortably on the ground.
"Sandy! Have you seen Shroomsworth? He's usually ready to count profits by now..." PK noted with minor concern.
Sandy lifted her head and peered toward Shroomsworth's private quarters. "I saw him go in there a few hours ago." She then let her head lazily droop back down, likely closing her eyes... if she had any. It was hard to tell.
PK reeled in shock. "A few HOURS?! Has he been slacking off in his room for that long?!" This wouldn't do at all! She marched right up to that lazy Breloom's door, raising a claw t
Clear Tear's Chapter 9Clear Tear's Chapter 94 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 9: I'm Sorry
Mario coughed as he shakily lifted himself to him knee's and steadily dragged himself to his wounded brother "...Luigi?...C'mon wake up bro..." He placed his hand on Luigi's shoulder, he was cold "C'mon Luigi stop messing with me." He shacked him gently then pulled him over "Luigi-" Mario paused, Luigi's face was pale and his lip's had turned blue, Mario's breathing became more rapid as he placed two finger's on his neck firmly, nothing "Luigi please..." He tried again but he felt no pulse "Oh Luigi-" He chocked in flood's of tear's as he lifted his limp brother "No... Luigi!" He couldn't help but call his brother's name as he cried into the pale plumber's neck "W-Wake Up! Please!" He screamed not being able to control himself as he hugged his brother "Please Bro! Don't Die On Me! P-Please! Think Of Home... Think Of Daisy! She's Waiting For You!... Think of me... Wake Up!"
Blumiere placed a hand on Mario's shoulder "I-I'm sorry..."
1. Lonesome Wanderer Lucario1. Lonesome Wanderer Lucario5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A hateful blizzard rages over the northern region of Sinnoh. Braving the evil storm while dragging a limp body behind him, a Lucario stumbles through the snow. His body was thin and muscular, but his meager fur and shorts appeared to do little to protect him from the strong winds. Seeing nothing but whirling snow and walls of rock around him, he searched in hopes of finding a cave to take shelter in.
He was cold and weary, but eventually managed to locate a big gaping hole in the side of the mountain. He tackled through the opening violently enough to be ramming through a brick wall as he threw the body he was carrying into a corner of the dank cave. Immediately he closed his eyes, as they burned in pain after having been ravaged by the storm. Collapsing on the ground he lay there panting for a while, not knowing whether to recover his exhaustion or start flailing about in order to regain his body heat.
Deciding that both options sounded like too much of a hassle, he instead sat up and
The Monster of GreedThe lagoon reflected the sun on the surface of the water, making the thicket seem opalescence by the gleaming strands of light. The suffusion of greens and yellows among the covert and forest made the four people ululate in joy and surprise. All wore dun clothing made out of what seemed to once have been old cloth rags and satchels, but each one possessed a different expression to their faces.The Monster of Greed3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"God This is it?" the prefect said, disappointed, "It's too small. A leviathan would never fit in there."
"I dunno. What if it's deep?" another boy said, adjusting his small, square glasses.
"Riley, how bad is your myopia? You can clearly see the bottom. There's nothing, not even a minnow!" the corpulent boy exclaimed, "I was hoping for even just a tad to eat "
Rebbecca: BioRebbecca: Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Rebbecca Fayne
Hair: Long brown hair
Eyes Color: Orange, or hazel nut
Age: 300 years old, 16 in appearance
Personality: Cold-hearted, well mannered, controlling, selfish, revengeful, can be civilized in conversations,.
Attributes: Able to reanimate the dead, telekinesis, powers of seduction, has a hidden monstrous vampiric form,can teleport to any location by changing into multiple bats, able to shoot orbs of energy from the palm of her hand., very fast, and graceful in hand to hand combat.
Weakness: The sun, water, fire, and loud noises.
Likes: Blood, power, music, gothic clothing, the moon, reading books, other people's pain.
Dislikes: The sun, good people, cute things, fire, water, cats, vampire hunters, the police and werewolves.
Background: More then 300 years ago, the Fayne Family ruled over a small town, this town was a small colony of pilgrims from England who left there home country to find a new home in the new world. R
Peach Perception Chapter 2.1Peach Perception Chapter 2.14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter 2 Part 1 Hard Summer's Day
Breakfast was pretty good it would've been perfect if it had not been for the intense heat plaguing the day. Peach dabbed her forehead with her napkin as she watched the eight Koopa kids in front of her slump in their chairs and fiddle with whatever was left on their plates. The hot weather sucked all the seemingly endless amounts of energy away from them, making them all look like lifeless rag dolls sitting in their chairs. It saddened her, that they all looked so miserable. Living in Dark Land, they had to deal with constant heat already, but the summer weather just made it worse. It was a bit disheartening to see them all like this, and she wished she could do something about it. And it didn't help that there was no real cooling system in the castle... or at least from what she knew.
Peach's attention turned to Bowser's head Magikoopa, Kamek, flying up to the king and informing him of something, something she couldn't hear from all th
The Lesson LearnedPokemon Institute, a facility bent on nourishing young ones into able Pokemon trainers. It had a large and diverse group of adolescents, different ages and skill levels. They came from all over, from Kanto to Hoenn, to study with some of the best professors and experts on battling and breeding. Students came to find the best training available; however some found more than that.The Lesson Learned9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Ash! Ash! Where are you?"
A young boy with messy black hair and russet eyes was walking towards his next class when he heard a feminine voice call to him.
He turned around to face her. She had long flowing raven hair and a perky disposition. She clasped onto his arm, which caught him a bit off guard.
"Where are you going? We were supposed to have lunch together!"
"Sorry Anna," said Ash, "but today's Wednesday, I have battle techniques now."
"Oh, sorry! I forgot," she giggled, "I'll meet up with you later then, k?"
She gave his arm one last squeeze before finally skipping away towards the
Kisshu's Return part 10The date began pretty normal. They met at the regular place and had the regular talk. Masaya couldn't hide it though. She knew he still didn't trust Kish one bit and he wanted him to be gone. He had to accept him however, since she was not giving her friendship with the green-haired alien.Kisshu's Return part 104 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was her boyfriend again, yet he seemed farther away than ever. Only a moment Ichigo played with the thought of sending Kish back to his home, to please Masaya, however this thought was quickly dismissed. No. He wasn't their enemy anymore. Yes, he had killed a man, but it hadn't been his intention. It had been an accident.
She had forgiven him, for he didn't mean to kill. She clung to that idea. But she had moments that she doubted him and though she kept reprimanding herself, telling herself that she shouldn't, she still did. Her mind and her heart were in war.
Her mind kept replaying everything she had seen that night and one thing she certainly had seen was the killing intent in his eyes. He loa
The Promises We Keep Ch5The Promises We Keep Ch54 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Promises We Keep - Haunted
The Sequel to A Disturbed Savior.
For those who have not read A Disturbed Savior, to understand this Story even in the least, you must read A Disturbed Savior first. If not, then w/e, have fun understanding your out of the usual Gohan and Videl
I can't and won't promise anything this time around.
It's DBZ, I obviously don't own shit.
My blood is cold as ice, or so I have been told. Show no emotion and it can destroy your soul - Disturbed
"Come ON Videl! Come out and show me already!" From the other side of the door Erasa could hear her friend mumbling something about it showing off too much skin or something like that. "It's supposed to. Now come on out and let me see how it looks. I'm sure it looks wonderful."
"Ugh. Fine!" With a click of the lock the raven haired beauty pushed the door open revealing herself wearing a skin tight, cotton candy blue dress with a matching skirt that tugged at all the right plac
How Slenderman met JeffSlenderman kept his easy pace through the forest, he scanned every inch of the woods. Night was his favorite time to be out, no human child could see him from a distance. The night clouds covered the full moon, stars were scattered across the sky.How Slenderman met Jeff4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Summer nights meant camping, camping meant children. Sadly, he wasn't seeing any signs of nearby activity, all he heard was crickets, owls, the harsh wind, and... crying?
Slenderman bolted to the sound where the sobbing was coming from, from a close enough distance, he saw some one with messy, long raven hair and a hoody. What stood out was the blood that soaked the hoody in every bit. Now Slenderman was cautious.
Though it wasn't like the kid could hurt him in anyway, but he had encountered his kind before. How he'd hate to get his suit bloody. He backed away slowly so the child wouldn't look up from his sobbing. But he did, and saw the tall slender figure that stood in the shadows of the forest.
He fell silent.
Though he had no eyes, Slende
TaigaxRyuuji - Heartbeat"Ryuuji?"TaigaxRyuuji - Heartbeat5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I woke up hearing the sound of Taiga's voice. I slept in her apartment last night, and now I woke up with my hand wrapped around her, and she looked surprised to see me. "Good morning, Taiga," I said, kissing her nose. She blushed when I did that, but then she went back to the same question.
"Wha what are you doing here?" I could tell she was nervous asking that, and she held on my arm tight, as if wanting me not to go.
"I was fixing your dress," I looked at the dress, which is just placed on the chair, "and well, you fell asleep again."
"Ohh " Taiga rubbed her eyes, and then yawned. "Is it morning already ?" She hugged my arm, and then looked at me, her eyes half-open.
I looked around and got my eyes back on the dress. I saw the sunlight touching the foot of the chair, and then looked back to Taiga. Our noses touched, and we both giggled a bit. "Yeah, it is. Good morning again," I said, cuddling with our noses. She smiled, and wrapped her arms around my neck.