40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 1Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Will of The Arcana Ch 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Read it and weep men. Four Kings." Luxord said as he place his cards on the table. Xigbar slam his cards and pout. "Can't believe this drunken bastard's beating me again." "See ya old coot, I warned you. You shouldn't have place bets on Luxord. When it comes to gambling, this guy never loose." Axel exclaim. "Especially when he's Bacchanalian as a Greek's fraternity house." Zexion added without looking up from his book. "Maybe you ladies should play something easier." "Like Go-fish?" Axel snap his fiery fingertips. Luxord laugh as he collects the rest of the poker chips. "Luxy? How can you play so good?" Demyx spoke as he flick earwax from his finger. "Well." Zexion added again without looking up. "Well what??" Demyx look at Zexion at a perplex state. "How could you play so well, Demyx?" Zexion offered to correct his grammar.
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
The Tale of Love: A Super Paper AnalysisAhem! Today I'll tell you the story of the lost book of prophecies.The Tale of Love: A Super Paper Analysis2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
It is a tale of love...
Chapter 1: An Introduction
In the English language, "love" can mean a lot of things. "I love chocolate!" "I love you, mommy." "I I think I'm in love with you."
Love is hard to define and is often downright illogical. What love really means to us can run the gamut from claiming to love a movie, to claiming to love the child you have raised. And moreover, love doesn't even always have to be a good thing. While love is perhaps the most beautiful thing in human experience, it can also be extremely dangerous, and when directed at certain things, quite unhealthy.
Super Paper Mario claims to be a tale of love. But it's just a game, right? What could a game teach us about love? Well, nothing in itself, really. No game, book, or movie can teach a person how to love. What these stories can do, however, is show us a reflection, however refracted, of ourselves and the people around
Resignation Ch.2"... State your business, wretch."Resignation Ch.23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Merlot's voice echoed lowly through her castle's throne room. The Lugia was giving audience to a visitor of hers, and she was none too pleased about it. Even having her head maid and closest servant, Udon, accompanying her did little to keep her mood up.
The Sneasel cowered before her, only to be nudged by one of the two others behind him. "Uh... on behalf of the Slasher gang, we were sent to inform you--"
"Silence!" Merlot's voice boomed, nearly flooring the Sneasels before her throne. It even startled the Dragonite next to her a little! "I will not accept you as some sort of messenger boy for that idiot. Fetch him to speak to me personally, if he wishes to take any of my time."
The terrified Sneasels looked at each other in panic, then shoved the one in front, who stumbled forward a few steps. Looking up at the unamused Lugia, he attempted to reason with her, "B-but Lady Merlot, he is very busy, and--"
"Do not talk back to me!" Merlot shouted once a
Homestuck Version of the Ultimate ShowdownOld Jack Noir was hopping aroundHomestuck Version of the Ultimate Showdown2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Prospit and Derse like a big playground
When suddenly Bro burst from the shade
and hit Jack Noir with the Lil Cal brigade.
Then Jack got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect Davesprite to stab him in the back
who proceeded to open up a can of rap stew
When Terezi Pyrope came out of the blue
And she started beating up the feathered foe
Then they both got flattened by the skateboard of Bro
but before he could make it back to his real bro Dave
Grandpa Harley popped out of his grave
and took a hunting rifle out from under his hat
and blew Bro away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Aimless Renegade came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Jack Noir took a slice of Aimless Renegade
like Aradia Megido made Vriska Se
HTTYD: Drinking GamesSummary: Never have I ever...HTTYD: Drinking Games4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"All right Legs, your turn."
"Okay, okay. Never have I ever -- "
"And I swear to Odin it better not be another one of those lame R-peewee things or whatever. None of us have done any of that crap."
"All right, I got it! It just took me a while to get used to the system." Snotlout nodded and leaned back, satisfied, while Fishlegs thought.
"Okay," Fishlegs said, "never have I ever...stabbed myself with a dagger."
Tuffnut, Astrid, and Hiccup took big gulps of their mead at that. When they had placed their tankards back on the table, Astrid looked at Hiccup and asked, "Accident at the smithy?"
"Yep," he said. "You?"
"Playing with my father's weapons. All right," she directed her gaze back out to the group at large, "my turn? Let's see. Never have I ever..." She got an evil grin. "...had my shield taken out by Gronkle fire."
Mario and Luigi Tickle FightIt was a normal night in the Mushroom Kingdom, and no, Princess Peach wasn't kidnapped... well she was, but not anymore. Anyway, the Mario Brothers were getting ready for bed. They changed into their pajamas, brushed their teeth, and entered the room they shared.Mario and Luigi Tickle Fight2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Whew, I thought this day would never end," sighed Mario, putting his hat on his dresser.
"Yeah, first Peach gets kidnapped, then we get lost in Bowser's dugeon for hours, then we almost get killed. This wasn't the best day ever," Luigi agreed.
"I'm just glad it's over. Hey, what time is it anyway?"
Luigi looked at the alarm clock next to his bed.
"It's only 9:28," he answered.
"Really? It feels later than that...hmm. So, do you want to do something to pass the time?"
"Um, okay, what do you want to do?"
Mario shrugged. "I don't know, maybe we can..." The plumber than paused for a moment. Then he stared at his brother for a few seconds and smirked, making the younger plumber feel unconfortable. Before he could even think about
Why Shadow Link's The BestSomewhere in the Sacred Realm, all the villains were gathered together and arguing (violently); Shadow Link stood on a chair to be heard by everyone. "Y'all are idiots! It's very clear that I am the best villain!"Why Shadow Link's The Best3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ganon grunted, "Huh. Where's your proof?!"
"Hmm..." A cruel grin slid across Shadow's face. "I could say them now...! But I'd much rather hear your arguments first~! Since you're the loudest and most obnoxious, let's start with you, Pig-Man!"
Ganon did not care much for the insult thrown his way, but he adjusted himself into a proper speaking posture, "Well of course I am the main villain of the series and I have been granted power by the gods-"
A "wrong answer" klaxon sounded off as Shadow pushed Ganon aside.
"One!" Shadow held up his pointer finger. "Being the main villain is not a valid argument! Two!" He held up a second finger, then paused for a moment. Not thinking of anything better, he shrugged. "...I'm just tired of that god-complex of yours! NEXT!"
ProcrastinationCan I do it tomorrow please?Procrastination3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Gamer Haiku IIf you eat mushroomsGamer Haiku I3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
you will grow and gain powers
Little plumber guy
Mimi's Birthday Wish Chapter 1Mimi woke up in her room got up and stretched. She looked over at the calendar hung in her room, it said May 5th. "Oh Golly, it's my birthday today!" Mimi said with excitement in her voice. She pulled on a pink dress with frills on the collar and on the bottom rim of her dress. It was still very early in the morning and everybody was probably still asleep. She went towards Dimentio's room and creaked open the door just a bit. She snuck in and stood at his bedside.Mimi's Birthday Wish Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"WAKE UP DIMENTIO!!!!!!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. Dimentio fell out of his bed and woke up staring angrily at Mimi. "Mimi seriously!?" He asked her. He looked at a small black alarm clock in his room picked it up and showed it to her. "It's 4:00 in the morning. Go back to sleep, please?" He asked climbing back into his bed. Mimi looked at him and turned crossing her arms. She stomped her foot and replied, "You big doofus! It's my birthday today!" She said. But Dimentio was already out cold.
Mimi walked sadl
Home 'Improvement' GokuxVegetaWarning: Yaoi (GokuxVegeta, Seme Goku, Uke Vegeta)Home 'Improvement' GokuxVegeta3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Disclaimer: i do not own Dragonball, Dragonball is owned by Funimation, TOEI animation, FujiTV and Akira Toriyama, please support the official release
LET THE STORY BEGIN!!!!
It was the middle of autumn and the place is a mess! the kitchen is destroyed, the fridge is on the floor sideways and open, dropping all of our food, the living room couch is on fire thanks to the TV exploding and the dining room table is nothing but bits of wood and the chairs are scattered everywhere, Vegeta went to the door, he turned around abit and before he left he said "IDIOT! you cant do anything right!" then he slammed the door shut, now i know what it looks like, it looks like he's leaving me right? it isnt....really, its hard to explain...lemme start at the beginning, shall we?
The day started like any other day. sunshining and birds singing and flying anywhere they plea
Pokemon Rant on PaulWhy I Hate PaulPokemon Rant on Paul4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Paul I am referring to is a character in the pokemon anime, who is currently Ash's primary rival while the group is in the Sinnoh region. Paul is really a varied character: on the Serebii.net forums, the Paul character discussion thread has, at the time of writing, nearly spans twenty pages, though most of it is saying how "awesome" he is. However, I do not think he is awesome. I hate him more than I hate Harley from the same show. I want to strangle Paul and break one of his limbs. Most probably won't know why I feel this way, so I will explain.
First, Pokemon are sentient beings in this setting. As Linkara pointed out in his review of "Captain Planet and the Planeteers #3," if animals were truly intelligent enough to make their own decisions and follow orders, animals would easily be given rights. Considering that many pokemon in this setting are shown to be smart enough to qualify, pokemon should have a bill of rights. In the real world, Paul's trea
ConfessionThere are words that I want to confess to you,Confession3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
I try to utter them but my lips won't part.
The courage fades and I become gloomy and blue,
If only you knew the affect you have on my heart.
We don't discuss our feelings on love,
But we both want the other to be the first to speak.
It's not a fight, just take off the boxing glove,
You become nervous and say you need to 'take a leak'.
Not being able to express yourself angers you.
Is that why you lash out at me?
I feel as if we go through déjà vu
And if we still can't communicate should I set you free?
Then there's silence and we have nothing to say,
Yet we do not leave each other's side.
It's your warmth that keeps me from running away,
The anticipation and excitement is the guide.
I can see that there's a spark waiting to ignite
The tension starts to become too much
But we don't know how to unlock the key to delight.
Maybe we just need to get past the first uncomfortable touch.
It's strange that you pretend not to care,
In which Peter sneezes"Steve!" Tony yelled from upstairs. It was Steve's turn to do the dishes - and it really was this time, not just Tony ditching on his domestic duties - and he was just finished, so he ran to their room. "Peter sneezed!" Tony said, wiping the 3 year old's nose.In which Peter sneezes2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Steve frowned and approached them, kneeling in front of the bed they were both sitting in. He put his hand Peter's forehead to check his temperature.
"He doesn't seem to have a fever."
"Are you sure?" Tony asked frantically. "Maybe he caught something when we went to the park earlier. We should go to a hospital just to make sure."
"Tony, relax! We're not going to take our son to a hospital because he sneezed once!" Peter sneezed again and Tony pointed at him while looking at Steve with wide eyes. "Well okay, twice."
"We have to do something, Steve!"
"Right. Let's... Let's give him some honey."
"That's for a sore throat, you dumb ass."
"Watch your tongue in front of Peter! And what do you suggest?"
"I don't know!" Tony admi
Shadow: Dark Horizon P1Shadow: Dark Horizon P13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Act One: Hole In The Earth
Part One: Broken Dreams
A/N: Hello people of DeviantART! This is my absolute first Fanfiction ever and have been working on it since December of last year. I plan to make this a full-blown Fanfiction and my goal is to make it have over 100k+ words and contain an Epic Plot. Well, I'm done babbling here. Enjoy the story!
WARNING: THIS STORY IS DARK, AND WILL CONTAIN COUPLES IN THE FUTURE!
"Shadow...Shadow... C'mon Shadow, rise and shine!" Maria said with a bright smile on her face. An exhausted Shadow opened his eyes to find himself in his room with Maria sitting right beside him. "Good morning to you too..." He yawned. "Well, I didn't want to leave you with an empty stomach! I made some breakfast for you in the kitchen!" Maria exclaimed as her eyes gleamed with joy. Shadow couldn't help but smile at her expression. Her smile, no matter what, always brightened his day. "Thank you, as always Maria!" Shadow said as he leaned up. "I'll be waiting for yo
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Cheryl: BioCheryl: Bio2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Cheryl Palmer
Hair: blonde hair, tied in a pony tail.
Hieght: 5'9 ft
weight: 135 lbs
Personality: Cheerful, kind, smart, honest, stubborn at times.
Traits: Horse Rider, animal groomer, Can take care of farm animals, farmer.
Back story: Cheryl grew up in a small farming town since she was young. All her life she partakes in Horse racing and often attends rodeos. Most of the time she helps her grand father take care of the animals in there farm. She has her own horse named ruby. She has few friends due to her demanding job as a farm girl, but loves to make new friends
Brilliantly Evil Lon'qu x ReaderBrilliantly Evil Lon'qu x Reader6 months ago in Romance More Like This
Spotting Lon'qu sitting all alone in the mess hall, you walked up to him, sat down and threw your arm around his shoulders. “Hey there Lon'qu, I have been looking all over for you. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were actually trying to avoid me or something like that.” You smiled. “It's probably just my imagination though. Anyway, do you have a minute? I'd really like to show you something if you aren't too terribly busy that is.”
His entire body tensed the moment you touched him. “I would prefer if you didn't touch me like that. You know it bothers me.” Almost trebling at your touch, he quickly slid away from you and continued what he was doing. “Also, as I'm sure you can very plainly see, I am busy. I'm peeling potatoes for tonight's meal.”
“You're always peeling potatoes. I highly doubt they have anything to do with tonight’s meal, or any other meal for that matter. As a matter of fact, I'
This is Mario*Karaoke music in description*This is Mario2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Koopas and Toads of every age,
Wouldn't you like to play something strange?
Run and Jump and you will see,
In our Twisted, Retro, Game.
This is Mario!
This is Mario!
Mushrooms slide in the dead of night.
This is Mario,
its a huge scenario!
Tricks and traps till the Plumbers gonna die of fright!
It's our world,
in our Twisted, Retro, Game....
I am the one hiding in all the pipes,
Teeth ground sharp and hiding out of sight!
I am the one flying through the air,
Spineys like bombs and chasing so unfair!
This is Mario, this is Mario,
Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
In this world, we call home,
Everyone hail to the mushroom song.
In this world, are you jumping now?
Everybody's playing for the next Castle!
In this game, all the items run away,
Koopa's waiting now to bounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Mario,
Red 'n' green, kill the foe!
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine.
Stomp me once,
Stomp me twice,
Take a chance and go for thrice,
Spore: A Hero's Tale ProloguePrologueSpore: A Hero's Tale Prologue4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It all began...with a boom.
In a nick of time, somewhere deep within a galaxy in the expanding universe, the quiet was shattered by a powerful explosion. Shooting from the victim planet, came a pair of speeding lights.
One was the light of beautiful blue shards, all packed together in a large meteor. Far afront it was that of an ominous red, a large rock surronded in crimson.
The both were headed for the same destination.
A little planet, safely orbiting a star, far in another galaxy.
A little planet called Zael.
It was a quiet night. Zael's moon was twinkling brightly in a cloudless sky, a true sight for the planet's inhabitants. Creatures swang across the vines of flora, happily enjoying the evening. It was all changed when a great crimson meteor, broken into meteorites, crashed upon the surface, disturbing everything.
It would be on another side of Zael where the most impact would take place...and it wasn't going to be from the meteor. It was barely noo
Team Spartan Written App 2.0Team Spartan Written App 2.02 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The skies above Tao village flashed as streaks of lightning wreaked their havoc across the night's black heavens. There was no moon, and not a star to been seen on a night as savage as this. The sky looked down on him, a black and empty void resounding with the vicious rumbles of thunder. The pelting rain was just as merciless. Aided by the wind, it poured with a vengeance; turning the humble town of Tao Village into a swamp. Around him, dirt paths turned to mud as the soil drowned under the torrent of heavy rain.
Mycaelis the Charmeleon stood with his arms hugged around his soaked body, trembling in the cold and relentless rain. The lightning, and thunder, he could stand; but a soaked body, and dim tail-flame, was making it difficult to wait.
It had been many months now, almost a year. A long time since they helped save Tao Village from the threat of stolen fireworks, and even longer since they rescued the Sapling Villagers from Merlot's tyranny. Now, Mycaelis and his brother, Vagu