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Dib woke up the next day feeling groggy as usual. He got out of bed, washed his face in an attempt to wake himself up and made pancakes for himself. He had time to spare and wished he had Zim's phone number since the alien was probably up by now...but that reminded the human that he told Zim he'd ask his dad for help with Gir.
The black haired male nervously looked at the phone, debating whether he should call now or not. Now was better than later and Membrane would be up at this time. Dib swore he father never slept.
And to be honest...Dib missed his dad...so the male picked up the phone and dialed his old home phone number, praying the ma
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Going back to Zim, the human sat playfully on the boy's lap ad planted a forceful kiss on him. "You are my alien now." Dib said with a toothy grin.
Zim smiled holding Dib tightly in his lap. "You fool." He nuzzled into his neck and purred affectionately.
"And actually," Zim began with a small giggle. "I think I caught you for once, because to the looks of things, you don't want to leave." Zim scratched at Dib's back, and planted small gentle kisses to his neck. "I can walk you to the bus stop if you want Diblet...Don't want you to be too tired when you get home." Zim held Dib tightly in a hug, not really wanting him to go.
Dib shivered at
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared o
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In the movie theater it was dark, despite the previews playing. Dib frantically looked for a place to sit with his alien friend, alone but it was difficult with all the people there. It was a fairly new, and good, horror movie so Dib sadly understood why there were so many humans.
Dib wondered if Zim was ok with all these people in one place at once but then he remembered that the alien worked at a fast food restaurant. A good one at that. So the
alien must be used to all these humans...
Dib on the other hand, not so much. In fact the human was beginning to panic a little. He got like this on crowded buses too. Dib didn't want Zim to noti
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Dib probably spent too much time in the restaurant with Zim but the human didn't give a damn! Technically, he had a date with Zim! Even though they were just friends and Zim didn't want to date...a lonely 20 year old could dream.
When Dib entered the building, he went straight to his boss' office to have the recites checked and the black haired male could work on the decorations.
Mr. Buary seemed pleased with the items Dib picked out and approved the recites and let Dib go.
Happy with how this day was going, Dib happily went to work on the decorations. It wasn't like he was behind on anything but he wanted to begin right away so laziness w
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Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same
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Dib headed to the table where the broken SIR unit lay. It was a sorry sight indeed. It just wasn't Gir; he was such a lively character despite his retardation.
After studying the robot, Dib sat on Zim's couch and patiently waited for the alien to join him.
Zim sat down on the couch with Dib, holding his hand as he looked at GIR. He sighed disappointingly, then looked back at Dib with weak smile.
"So...What do you want to do?" He asked, a bit shyly.
Dib looked at Zim curiously. "Whatever you want to do." he said with a smirk, suddenly the alien was shy, so cute.
Zim blushed. "Heh...well...I have some ideas." He said, leaning into Dib a bi
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After more scary pop-ups and flinches from the alien, the movie ended as it showed the credits. Zim sighed and stood up, stretching his arms out and groaning but he smiled satisfied and quite goofy as well.
"Mmm...That was a great movie." Zim said, arms over his head as he heard his back pop quite loudly. Dib stretched as well with a yawn. The movie was good but watching with Zim was sooo much better.
"Hope you didn't mind me laying all over you...it's just me trying to get in your pants. I wasn't scared." Zim joked with his goofy and overly joyful smile.
Dib blushed madly, shifting his weight nervously. He knew it was a joke but for him,
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Zim purred, standing up and walking over to Dib. "I know I shouldn't do this here...but we are alone and the waitress is in the back." Zim pulled Dib's chair out and sat in his lap. His front facing the human's as Zim wrapped his arms around Dib's neck.
Dib watched Zim in curiosity as the alien got up and began moving his chair. Suddenly the irken's tiny frame was on top of Dib, wrapping his arms around the human. Dib couldn't help the gasp from his lips and when he felt Zim's tongue against his sensitive skin, the human yelped a bit but reminded himself of what he had to do, what he had to be like in order to win!
"Too much Dib? Because I
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Zim caught onto Dib's flirting, after giving him a bit of a confused look for a bit. Zim realized that strawberries were a 'sexual' thing, he had learned somewhat about it on T.V. Zim purred at Dib teasingly. "Oh, I could top that." He purred seductively, tapping his shoulder. He really meant 'I could tap that', another sexual joke he knew. Oh the T.V. was horrible for his mind, and he knew it.
"I think we should get some whip cream and waaarm fudge to drip...all over your sexy body, Dib-Baby." Zim purred, licking at his lips as he leaned into Dib a bit more with half lidded eyes. Zim rolled his tongue out, showing off how long it really was
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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. B
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It was 15 minutes into Dib's break and he found himself running down a crowed street with three bags on each arm. The bags weren't that heavy, it was getting passed all the humans that slowed Dib down.
Dib's eyes sparkled with relief as the McMeaty's sign came into view but by that time the young adult needed to catch his breath.
"Sh-shit...I'm s-sooo late!" Dib gasped as he used his knees as a rest for his arms. The human's heart was beating fast, he was sweating like never before and worst of all, he was worried about Zim.
Dib still had time! In fact, he didn't have to go to work until he wanted today because he was out on errands.
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It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast
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Zim went to work, all covered in pink and purple, confusing some workers but mostly costumers of why someone would dress like that in heavy rain. It wasn't a snow storm.
Zim went into the back room, stripping off his extra layers of clothing, setting them on a bench. In the back room were some lockers for clothing if they needed to change at all or store any other luggage. All of the workers had them, but some didn't use them, like Zim. But Zim only used them when it was raining or snowing.
Liz came into the very small locker room, watching Zim undressed from his pink and purple rain gear. "You puzzle me Zim. Sometimes I wonder if you are e
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Dib entered the restaurant and went to the till where he saw Liz.
"Hey Liz." Dib said with a smile.
"Hey," Liz said with a small nod. No smile or nothing, just a plain straight face as she looked to at the wall to her right. Not wanting to look at Dib. She was jealous of Dib and didn't think good about him.
"Zim will be out in a bit. He's just getting dressed." Liz said plainly. "So....You are Zim are dating now. How are things going for you guys?" She asked, now looking at Dib. She eyed him, up and down. Dib didn't look like he would hurt anyone, but some people were like that- the worse kind where like that.
Dib gave Liz a worried smile
Selfish 4My heart was racing as Zim looked into my eyes. Hazel met magenta. Only I saw those endless pools of magenta and it made the moment so much more meaningful to me. Made me feel...special. The way we glazed at one another set the mood; the atmosphere for kissing. I was still a little confused of the idea of Zim wanting to kiss me. But I pray to God that Zim wanted to because he felt the same way I did. At this moment I couldn't deny it. I loved Zim to some degree.Selfish 41 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes." The Irken responded to my previous question. That was my cue, time to lean in. And I did, just like last time. Zim sat up straight and still as if he was waiting for something
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Dib sweared he swallowed his heart when he saw Zim in front of the door. He felt his stomach turn so hard he wanted to double over in pain. It was a stupid reaction really. Zim was the host of this "house" and Dib was bound to see him at some point. But the fact that Zim was the host, was the problem. They were enemies.
Zim started the conversation.
"I knew I would find you in here." Zim said kind of soft but still threatening. Dib knew what he had to do, he had to run, he just didn't know how to do it. He never felt so stunned and speechless before. He watched as the alien balled his fists and gridded his zip
Selfish 3My body was being jerked and something kept moving against my face. To keep my warm and comfy position, I began to hold the moving object still while muttering 'stop moving' into the squishy fabric. I felt the fleshy object clench and make a quick lunge forward with a grunt then I recognized it as Zim.Selfish 31 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
My eyes tried to open but I was being suffocated by...Zim's stomach!? I grabbed and pulled at Zim's back. I was only half awake but everything around me was moving violently. Gir's historical screams became much louder as my senses were awakening. Suddenly I rolled onto the floor of the voot cruiser. It all happened so fast I couldn't react.
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Dib nodded when Zim told him what time he got off work, Dib would definitely be able to pick the other male up no problem. From Dib's point of view, he could see a girl, a worker since she was in uniform, walking up to the table.
Liz came up to Zim and Dib at their table. "Hello. So you must be Dib," Liz said, as she stood near Zim.
Zim jumped from hearing Liz's voice. The alien was too focused and zoned out on Dib's...beautiful smile to notice anything else. Zim blushed at that thought and looked up at Liz; getting nervous.
"Hi, I'm Liz. Zim's great friend. He always talks about you, and I just had to meet the man who makes him smile so w
Selfish 5Zim lay back down after my question. He put his hands behind his head casually; we might as well be discussing the weather, which isn't even apparent outside. I decided if Zim was going to be casual about sex, then I will be too. It's just sex... I felt my face get two shades darker.Selfish 51 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Enough." he replied looking up at the ceiling. " I know that you have a organ that sticks out between your legs that produces little human worm-baby juice. Then you insert it into the female unit who carries the revolting worm for whatever months."
"Nine." I said. Zim waved a dismissive hand at me.
"Yeah, yeah." he said. There were a few details missing but t
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Dib made sure to hold Zim's hand tightly, not out of fear this time, he just didn't want to lose his little alien.
Zim held onto Dib's arm, not used to being in tight rooms with so many close humans. Zim groaned at being so close- even though he got used to humans, he still had a hint of strong hate for them. Zim whispered to Dib's ear. "Let's find a corner," Hoping that there would be less people in a corner.
Dib nodded his head at the idea and stretched his body around to find corners. The human relized that the giant cluster of humans was caused by the mini bar up ahead, at the edn to this hall.
Dib looked left and saw a fair clear corn
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Dib looked up at Zim. "You think I'm sweet?" The human blushed. He didn't know why but it was heartwarming to hear Zim say that to someone.
Zim smiled and purred, kissing the top of Dib's head. "Why not?" He stroked through Dib's smooth and clean black hair.
"You are very sweet, handsome, gentle when you want to be, a loud mouth too~ But everything you are just leads to Zim loving you even more." Zim nuzzled into Dib's hair with a gentle loving blush on his green face. Zim's fingers roamed and circled around Dib's ears gently, as Zim breathed in Dib's scent.
Dib blushed even more. "I think your much sweeter than I am, especially when you r
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Three hours had gone by and Dib wished he had another coffee. The one from McMeaty's was actually really good, perhaps not as good as the little cafe's coffee, but coffee was coffee so it didn't matter to Dib. Although he was more motivated to go buy a coffee, or any food for that matter, at McMeaty's because Zim worked there.
Oddly enough, the McMeaty's uniform really suited Zim. Dib didn't know much about colours but the deep blue matched nicely with the alien's skin. Dib wondered if anyone asked Zim about his skin but Dib guessed they probably didn't.
Dib had to go print off a few things and send them in to his boss to look at so the hum
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"I can take your order, Sir." said Liz who stood next to Zim at the other cash register. Zim looked up from the cash register, being done with the last person he had helped. Once his eyes drew upwards, he saw the new costumer.
Zim's eyes grew wide at the sight of the other male. 'Dib? Is it really the DIB?!' Zim paniced in his mind before shouting a loud, "No!" He blushed at his outburst and laughed nervously at Liz. "U-Uuh...Liz, let Zim take this one. I-I think they need help in the back or something." Zim said, trying to make an excuse.
Liz just smiled. "Sounds good. Glad to know you are willing to help someone on your own! Good fo
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It was Thursday morning and Dib was brushing his teeth and was about to get dressed in the same attire as usual which was nice but kind of boring after a while.
ib woke up early everyday so he could make breakfast. It wasn't much, just eggs with grilled cheese and a glass of milk; nothing special since Dib wasn't much of a cook. His dinner last night was simply pasta.
The 20 year old could cook but it never tasted amazing but good enough to eat. He did plan to teach himself better recipes at some point, maybe this weekend.
Then Dib remembered that he had to decorate for the party and groaned. Decorating the whole office was going to be