Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Like-Marge Becomes a RobotLike-Marge Becomes a Robot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Homer was tired of Marge's constant nagging, every time he tried to do ANYTHING fun, she put a stop to it!"Still can't believe she made me drop outta that marble eating contest!" He grumbled.
After looking thru Bart's vintage and mylar sealed comics, he'd found an advertisement for 'Krusty's funtime denagger! Guarantied to stop your parents from nagging you constantly!' "Hmm...if it works on parents...maybe it'll work on WIVES!" Homer said excitedly! "Guess I don't need YOU all anymore!" he said, throwing the rest of Bart's comics into the fireplace.
-6-8 weeks later-
"BART! Something arrived from Krusty for you!" Marge shouted as she carried the box in. "Huh? I didn't order anything. How could I after dad burned all my comics!" "IT'S HERE!!!" Homer squealed as he rushed in, grabbed the box and headed back into his bedroom.
Homer ripped the box, pulling out a remote control and a small circular device with an antenna. "Huh.." Homer thought to himself
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Simpsons MagicSimpsons Magic5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"C'mon Milhouse! I can't wait to try out my new Krusty brad wish granter!" Bart said as he and his friend Milhouse rushed up into his room, holding a small figure of Krusty the Clown with a jewel in it's hand. "So Bart, what are ya gonna wish for? Money? Power?" Milhouse asked. "Well first I think we need to test it! We don't want this to be like the Krusty invisibility cloak!" Bart said. "Yea. Who knew Comic Book Guy could throw so hard." Milhouse said, rubbing his head.
"Ok, for my first wish...um....something simple....I got it! I wish I had a new ball!" Bart said. "Why'd ya wish for that? Didn't you say your old one was on the roof?" Milhouse asked. "Yea, but dad tried to get it down with his BB gun." Bart explained. "HEY BART!" Lisa called from downstairs, "The pizza mom ordered came, and dad's beating up the delivery man to get it! if you want some, better hurry!"
As Bart and Milhouse ran downstairs, Marge walked into his bedroom, "Bart really needs t
Machine ManMachine Man:Machine Man1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It began with but a simple command, "to do as we are told".
Never to deviate from this path - never to nurture the soul.
We are told that we are given a purpose; "a part of something great!"
Yet why oh why am I so weary of that which is my fate?
Am I an error, a single anomaly, unable to feel intact?
Or am I missing some special attribute - a facet which I lack.
In a society made of fleshed machines; robots wearing skin,
Perhaps I'm simply seeking something, to fill this metal tin.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 16th November 2012
a horid nightmare"soon animalex i will get kieu back" said draco looking at the sky with red eyesa horid nightmare4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"ok i think we should sleep" said couage
"ya i think that senioreta buttercup would like to know me better" said el beuford
"ya im tired good night dexter" said blossom
"good night blossom" said dexter
( a few goodnights later)
(in blossom's dream)
" what the... where am I" said blossom
"hehehe looks like you now know about me" said a voice
"w..w.who are you" said blossom
"i am the darkness that draco fears for years" said the voice when it comes out of the darkness
"are.....you....c...c.c.....clockwerk" said blossom
"so you know me, well you should know that sence i was destroied i can enter peoples dreams to tell them news" said clockwerk
"what" said blossom in fear
"that i will return and i will have revenge on sly cooper and kill draco and finnaly i will scare you..." said clockwerk as he readed his lazor.." to death"
clockwerk then fire his lazor but was counterd by dexter's lazor gun
"BLOSSOM RUN" sa
save the powerpuff girl(at megaville)save the powerpuff girl4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
dexter "get back here with blossom"
*monster puts tempoary antidote x dost kill blossom but made her powerless*
dexter jumps on littl monsters and shelled monsters
dexter jumps and hits a block fire flower appers
dexter gets fire power and uses it to attack enemys
dexter "i cant see"
dexter uses fire power to see
monster hit dexter and dexter lost his power
(a few min. later)
(at the evil monsters castle)
(bowser's castle theme from super mario bros.)
dexter took down the horid monster
blossom "dexter you saved me"
(you saved the princess music from super mario bros.)
blossom kisses dexter
(in real world)
"DEXTER WAKE UP" said draco
"sorry dex looks like you were dreaming that the world is like my dimention and you saved blossom and she kissed you again" said draco with a face of being right
"ya i really need to stop dreaming about that" said dex
"well sence its time for sch
Creepy Oneshot: TearsCreepy Oneshot: Tears3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Darkness had taken Me and Link in. Ever since I got away from the Moon Children and the Mask Salesman,Evil has been sneaking its way on us too frequently. I started to become less and less friendly to anybody except Link now also. I feared that Majora's curse was racing upon us,Since I was let free from my paused state. I ran aside Link,holding his cold,adult hand. We hurried to find a safe place to hide,but anyplace we found,they got us. After a few hours they got me. Link cried out for me. ''Ben! BEN!''
My vision had darkened. I could barely hear anything. I felt sharp pains shoot up my arms and legs. I tried to cry out,but it felt as if my mouth was sewn shut. Unless....No. Just no. Just a Little longer....My memory of Link started to fade immediately. I was upset now. I felt like somebody who came out of a coma and remembered nothing. I wanted to cry so bad. I heard the laughter of Moon Children,and finally the chuckle of The Happy Mask Salesman.
''So...You Met Your Terrible Fat
Replacement MummyIt was a beautiful day at the local college. Ms. Johnson, the local history teacher, was busy giving another one of her usual lectures. During the course of it, she seemed to be looking at one of her students, Christina, a bit more than usual. Like she had some interest. As Christina brushed a back a lock of her short blond hair from her eyes, she pondered what the teacher could be looking at her for. For now, she just brushed it off as nothing. Eventually, class ended and the students began to file out, but Ms. Johnson approached Christina.Replacement Mummy4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Excuse me, but could I see you after class for a bit?"
"Umm.....sure, Ms. Johnson...."
Inside, Christina began to worry - she was worried about that recent test and was terrified that this is about that result. In the office, Ms. Johnson simply sat at her chair. Near her was a roll of medical bandages and a large sarcophagus. She looked at Christina with a sly smile.
"Christina, how would you like to help me with a little something?" she asked cal
Armored Gensokyo: Chapter 2Armored Gensokyo: Chapter 21 year ago in Settings More Like This
Darkness closed on Nineball, a black void empty save for the strange, staring eyes everywhere around him.
None of his remaining sensors made any understandable responses, as though the space around him was simultaneously expanding and contracting at once.
And then, before he could make any sense of it, light and sound both returned in force, bright sunlight shining down on his face, the wind roaring as it rushed past him.
Almost instantly, he knew this was not the world of his origin. What was left of his atmospheric analysis suite confirmed levels of pollution whole orders of magnitude lower than his home, and nothing here matched the navigational data he still had access to. Not only that, but...were those...trees?
Before the stunned AI's static riddled cameras, a vast, panoramic vista spread out in the distance, a paradise of nature, untouched by the hellish ravages of forces such as the Corporations of Crest, Mirage and Kisaragi.
This was a world he had never thought possible, the
Brother and Sister Wills "Come on Julia!!" I yelled as me and Julia were running through the forest trying to escape the Mist Dragons chasing us. They were shadow dragons. Their looked like small dragons but their bodies were covered in a black mist to make them look like they were just air with blood red eyes. And not even normal blood red almost demon blood red.Brother and Sister Wills2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm running as fast as I can Derek!" Julia shouted at me. My name is Derek I am an average 16 year old. I have silky long blonde hair. I was wearing one of my best short sleeve polo shirts. With blue jeans and backpack on my back with supplies.. My good friend Julia was same age and she was wearing a red blouse with white jogging pants. We both had tennis shoes on.
The Mist Dragons were fast. But for some reason we kept a pretty big gap between us. Which was odd since I knew for a fact we were slowing down. But just as we were reaching a clearing a strange black gunk shot at us. We stopped as the
Spyro: Price of Darkness ch. 2MeltorSpyro: Price of Darkness ch. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The band of dragons charging the city of Kennith met with heavy resistance on their way. Large fireballs flew over their heads, but none had hit their target. Once at the wall they dove down and tackled the dragons on it, sparing their lives by knocking them out. Flame motioned his paw to Aden to take his team with him. Aden obeyed and led the dragons of Warfang to deal with any resistance inside the city, leaving Flame with Zachariah and his followers.
"Where would Meltor be?" Flame asked.
"He is a coward, never shows his face when a battle begins." Zachariah answered. "My best guess would be the throne room with the king."
"Okay, take your men and meet me there." Flame ordered. "I have someone I must see first."
"As you wish Master Flame." Zachariah replied before running off with his troops.
Once they were gone Flame turned to a recovering fire dragon and put a paw on his neck.
"Where can I find the prison cells?" he asked.
"In, in the main street, five blocks down!" The frig
Spyro: Price of Darknes ch. 1Price of DarknessSpyro: Price of Darknes ch. 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"She's wonderful, isn't she?" A black dragoness asked her purple dragon mate.
"She is indeed Cynder." The purple dragon replied.
The one they were talking about was the little dark blue dragoness sitting on the floor in front of them. She had hatched just moments ago and was looking all around her surroundings, getting accustomed to where she was. After a couple of minutes she attempted to get up, and with the help from her parents was able to walk to them and examined them more.
The setting is the mighty Dragon city of Warfang, just a month after the attack from the Earth Dragon tribe. The wall has been rebuilt and all of the Guardians are all healthy once more. To Ember's surprise Statica made a quick recovery and was back in the council chamber before she was officially released. Glacia has also laid her egg and waits for it to hatch with her loving mate, Murghus. The Ice Queen, Krystal, has also become pregnant from her mate Adrian. All is well in Warfa
Es, Ch. 4: Flames of a Date Deep in sleep Ember dreamed of a flame in a meadow. Ember was standing in the field of flowers as the flame approached. The small clump of fire came closer to Ember, not leaving burnt flowers nor a trail of fire, and as it came Ember began to feel a happiness she has never felt before. Soon it formed into a young red dragon, about equal to the age of Ember. "Hi Ember," It said.Es, Ch. 4: Flames of a Date4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello, I've been waiting for you." Ember replied. But just as soon as it came it started walking away. "Wait, where are you going?" Ember said questioning its action.
"Away." It said.
"You just got here!" Ember cried out.
"No, I never came." It said, now in the voice of Spyro.
To that Ember woke. Here pillow was lightly wet with tears. 'What time is it' Ember thought. Rubbing her eyes and looking at her clock which read 11:37 so she t
TestsThe moment I had flipped open the exam paper, I had instantly regretted signing up to take the Chemistry Olympiad. I read through the question, and my mind went blank, like a freshly formatted hard drive. I cursed. Of all times, my brain had chosen this time to let me down. However, I knew what to do. I simply forced myself to do the damn question, wringing the information from my uncooperative mind. Not only were the questions challenging, they were also tedious.Tests2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By the time I had gotten to the last question, I was already rather frustrated, and was hoping for an easy question. However, the very first line of the question caught my eye. It said: This question is about dragons.
My jaw dropped. Of all things to set a question on, they had to set one on dragons. I shrugged, and got back to work. Dragons or no, it was still a question, and it had to be done. Like the others, it wasn't easy. However, I found it interesting. The question was on the various gases used by the diffe
Friends TF Everyone has dreams. Weather it be to be good at something or to do something amazing everyone has them. It was the same for me and a group of friends of mine. My name is Sean, I am a normal guy me and my crew was in my garage practicing our moves for our schools talent show. We were going to do a dance to Big time rush's song Elevate we even threw in a favor with an a/v guy to have us wired up with bungee cords for the song. Me I was the shortest one but I was still the leader. I didn't bite anyone's head off about small things but I still told them if they did something wrong. I was wearing my favorite t-shirt my black and red dragon guitar shirt. Basically it had a Gibson V-factor guitar with an anthro dragon playing it with that I was also wearing my black jeans. I was the only red head in the group but that's what made me well me.Friends TF2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now the others in the group were Jake, Bryan, and Andy. We all hung out anytime. We were that group of friends that
Mud Dragon Tf Part 2Every step down the cold, dark staircase was amplified, echoing numerous times off the walls. They just seemed to go down forever, and I finally reached the last step. I looked ahead and I saw a massive room with gold coins, crowns, and other invaluable objects that littered the floor. I picked up one of the coins, and it had a picture of a dragon on it. In fact, whenever I looked at any of the golden items, they had something to do with dragons. Then, something caught my eye that wasn't a brilliant gold. I walked over to it, and picked it off the ground. It was some sort of ancient canister with numerous engravings of dragons on it. There were even a few hieroglyphs that I couldn't possibly translate. Not knowing what was inside, my curious side took over, and I opened the cylindrical container.Mud Dragon Tf Part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I expected something really valuable to be inside, but there was nothing in there.
Story: Dragon LoveDRAGON LOVE STORYStory: Dragon Love3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
It is said that time seems to pass by faster every year you grow older. If this is the case, how fast do you think time has passed by for me, a near-one-hundred year old dragon?
However, I was not born a dragon. I was born human, to a beautiful mother of curled chestnut hair and a father of strong Nordic features, built of muscle like stone. Unfortunately, our family situation was quite unconventional; my mother was a street woman that sold her body, and my father was supposedly a soldier. I never would have known this if I had not have met the darkest time in my life, caused by an even darker force.
I had just finished delivering newspapers on an early Monday morning, and continued my usual routine by riding my bicycle to the park to eat my breakfast and enjoy the sunrise. As I sat on the grassy knolls, watching the sky lighten, I began to see the birds pecking at the ground for food. Today I did not have any bread in my sack that I would be willing to share with the
TLoD Black Magic Karakamooni looked down at Scrills' limp body. He was bleeding a bit from his self-inflicted wounds, and even though it was dark he could easily see the child's black eye. He looked back to the boulder, and saw the cracks, and small impact hole left in it.TLoD Black Magic11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'll give you this kid, you sure do have determination, and a very strong will..." He smiled for a split second, then looked back to the unconscious drakling. "But you don't have any humility... You can't bring yourself to ask for any advice or help with your given task, and this for you, will be a fatal flaw. This time, I was here to watch you, and make sure you sustained no life-threatening damage. But even so, you did quite a number on yourself... All of your pain and frustration could have been avoided, if you had just asked me what to do... But you, being the high and mighty prince you see yourself as, could not allow yourself to receive any assistance from a 'lesser being'. I'm only sad that you aren't awak
Chapter 1: A Third SurvivorIt was the middle of the night. The moon as high as it would go on this peaceful night. The only sounds that could be heard were the nightly animals moving about, the cool summer breeze blowing though the trees, and Terador walking slowly. He would always be out around this time since there was always minimal movment, and little to disturb his research of any new herbs that may grow during this time of peace. As he carefuly walked he came onto a clearing where two ape comanders stood checking the area. He layed down out of their sights and carefuly moved so they were in his sights.Chapter 1: A Third Survivor4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Area cleared. No dragons or any suspicious movement at all in this region." One of them spoke turning around to face the other.
"Hey do you have any idea why Malefor has us doing these inspecions almost every night? It wasn't intill some time in the last couple days he had all of us start doing this." The other shook his head.
"No idea. The only one would be Posion Tooth since he is always with Male
Dragon Days Ch 1If I had known what was going to happen that night, I probably wouldn't even have gotten out of bed. But I did, and here's what happenedDragon Days Ch 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I hate that sixth sense, the one that warns of danger or somebody watching you. I don't usually hate it but because of my sixth sense, I was walking towards the back door of my house, holding my gun, at 5:00 in the morning. I had a general idea of what to expect. It probably wasn't a human, there were hardly any burglars around these days, which left only one other option. A dragon.
It was a year and a half ago when dragons started popping up in society. It turned out that most of them where once humans that became transformed into dragons and they just wanted to return home. Almost a full month after the first dragons started appearing a war broke out. They called themselves "The Clan", and launched a full scale war across the globe. The military
Mud Dragon Tf Part 1"Come on, mom! Why can't I go?" I asked, now on my knees. I had just been invited to go on a hiking trip with my friends, and my mom says it would be too dangerous. I was all prepared and everything!Mud Dragon Tf Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I said NO! The wilderness is too dangerous for you to be romping around with your friends in. There are wolves, bears, bugs, and lots of other things that could hurt you. For the last time, the answer is no." And with that, she turned around, and resumed making dinner.
I was going on that trip, whether she wanted me to go or not. I wanted- no, needed to go on this trip, and my mom isn't going to be thing to stop me! I played along, acting bummed that I couldn't go, already having an idea in my head. The trip was to be at tomorrow at 3:00, right after school ends. I could simply go with one of my friends' houses instead of going home, and go on the trip.