Oswald: Part OneThe story of Oswald took place not too long ago before Mickey was created, but during that same time, Walt Disney wasn't even a head master of his own studio then. Walt Disney used to be animator at different studio that was even made before Disney Studios exisited.Oswald: Part One5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It all started way back somewhere in the year of 1927, and it was just about time for everyone to leave the studio to come home for the night.
Walt Disney was about the last one to check out for the night, but just before he could leave, there was a crying noise that he heard that was coming from the animation room.
As he check to see where the source of the cry came from, Walt saw an empty ink tube that had ink spilled out of it all of the floor near his desk.
When Walt picked up the empty tube, he noticed that the crying noise he heard had suddenly stopped, and right under his desk where the ink stain is, were two big black eyes looking at him.
It was a baby black toon rabbit with a white face, little floppy ea
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
The Cherub: Chapter oneThe Cherub: Chapter one5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(The Story of Amadio Boklov)
By: Staci Woodson.
That Day, the sky and all under it seemed so beautiful. The scene looked as though it had been painted in rich oils. Made up of vibrant shades of cobalt and slate, forest greens and burnt umber. The purest white bringing the silver lining to each and every cloud hovering in the heavens. But that's how it was in those days. Whenever I saw the beauty of the world, the true beauty of it, I could never believe it to be real. But more like a dream. Perhaps, what a man on his death bed might describe as the holy of holys. The realm of our lord, Christ.
It had been an exceedingly good day in and of it's self. It rained that morning, clearing the world of the haze that seemed to blanket the city in the last weeks before the rainy season. The land and indeed all the creachers which treaded upon it seemed to breathe a sigh, welcoming the purifying rain. I loved the rain. It seemed to my eyes, to make
Afterschool Mummies"Are you kidding me?"Afterschool Mummies2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sound of that shout would have rippled through Sakuragaoka High School had it been louder. Afterschool Tea Time was supposed to be practicing today, but Yui's odd suggestion had thrown Mio in a bad mood. It didn't help that Yui had brought the supplies for her odd plan, which was enough bandages in her bag to fill a hospital. The other girls were just confused about the whole thing.
"Don't be like that, Mio," replied Yui. "It's just for fun."
"You want to be mummified! Why would that be fun?" asked Mio. "Where did you even get that idea?"
"History class," explained Yui. "The teacher was talking all about mummies and their wrappings and I thought it would look cozy, like being wrapped in a sleeping bag. So I thought you girls could try that on me. I'd rather do that with my best friends than with someone else."
"I'm for it!" cheered Ritsu. "Could be amusing to see."
"I wouldn't mind a day off to try something different," remarked Tsumugi.
"Well, I guess it's sm
Replacement MummyIt was a beautiful day at the local college. Ms. Johnson, the local history teacher, was busy giving another one of her usual lectures. During the course of it, she seemed to be looking at one of her students, Christina, a bit more than usual. Like she had some interest. As Christina brushed a back a lock of her short blond hair from her eyes, she pondered what the teacher could be looking at her for. For now, she just brushed it off as nothing. Eventually, class ended and the students began to file out, but Ms. Johnson approached Christina.Replacement Mummy5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Excuse me, but could I see you after class for a bit?"
"Umm.....sure, Ms. Johnson...."
Inside, Christina began to worry - she was worried about that recent test and was terrified that this is about that result. In the office, Ms. Johnson simply sat at her chair. Near her was a roll of medical bandages and a large sarcophagus. She looked at Christina with a sly smile.
"Christina, how would you like to help me with a little something?" she asked cal
After The Game and BetNatalie let out an irritated sigh in front of Hana's house in a cold winter wind. She was currently dressed in a black winter coat with dark blue jeans that had rips in them in several different places and wore brown ugg boots and had a red duffel bag slung over her left shoulder.After The Game and Bet4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was Friday and it was nearing dinner time meaning the sky had darken and Natalie wished she was at home right now. Instead she had made a bet with Hana and lost and now she had to spend all weekend severing as her maid. If she refused any of her orders, pictures and videos would surface on the internet of her being tied up while wearing very little clothing.
She began to walk towards the door and rang the door bell three times and as she waited for it to open she thought about running away. Before she could make up her mind the door opened showing Hana wearing a dark blue t-shirt with her long black hair resting on her shoulders with a black skirt and matching knee socks.
"Hello Natalie." Hana said with a
The 20 Worst Movies of 2013 Part 1The 20 Worst Movies of 2013 Part 11 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Good Golly, miss Molly, this was not a good year.
It's usually a tradition that every year, I make a list of 10 of the best and 10 of the worst movies of that year.
But this year, I can't even really pull together 10 movies that really left that big an impact on me and even the ones that I wanted to see, I missed that boat and now have to wait for next year if I'm going to see them (i.e. "12 Years a Slave," and "Dallas Buyers Club").
But do you really want me to list this year's best films? Easy: "Mud," "Gravity," "Star Trek: Into Darkness," "Spring Breakers," "The Conjuring," "The Way, Way Back," "Philomena," "Captain Phillips," "Before Midnight," and "The Lone Ranger" (no, I'm being serious about that choice.)
But this has also been a rather bad year financially as I made mention before, over 20 movies failed to make it's box office returns domestically, leaving the foreign market to pick up the pieces to at least pay back for advertising and the people who were just trying to
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Love of EvolLove of Evol4 years ago in Romance More Like This
WARNING: Slash abounds. Thank you, that is all.
Rays of sunlight rained down beautifully in the woods of Acme Acres, particularly on the home of one Buster Bunny. As the scene faded in, Buster himself rose from his tree stump with a yawn and a scratch at his back.
"Hmm, still another day of cliché perfect weather." he noted. Then turning to the audience, he added, "But don't worry, it won't stay that way for long, because you'll never guess who's making a return appearance! Who out there remembers a girl called Rhoda?"
He scanned the audience, not receiving an answer. He tried polling, "She was Elmyra's best friend? Demands to be called 'Queen'? Bossy? Evil? Horrific beyond all reason?"
A picture of a girl in a frilly pink dress and blond braided pigtails suddenly popped into existence next to Buster. In her hands was a stuffed rabbit toy, torn to shreds, and on her face was a broad smirk. Thunder and lightning tore through the sky to emphasize.
Buster looked to the picture ca
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Machine ManMachine Man:Machine Man2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It began with but a simple command, "to do as we are told".
Never to deviate from this path - never to nurture the soul.
We are told that we are given a purpose; "a part of something great!"
Yet why oh why am I so weary of that which is my fate?
Am I an error, a single anomaly, unable to feel intact?
Or am I missing some special attribute - a facet which I lack.
In a society made of fleshed machines; robots wearing skin,
Perhaps I'm simply seeking something, to fill this metal tin.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 16th November 2012
The Highway 23 Incident : a Gorillaz story.The Highway 23 Incident : a Gorillaz story.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A story by Azukara, THEdragon-of-rainbows, strangeworld15, hugesta74. A Gorillaz-Unofficial production. Written in October 11, 2011.
One day, the Gorillaz were taking a ride down Highway 23, when suddenly...
[THEdragon] Noodle: Get the cool shoe shHHURRGHHGLLGH *Vomiting over the side of the Geep*
[strangeworld15] 2-D: Murdoc, we got to pull over! Noodle's sick!
[Azukara] 2D: Noodel lov! Stop vomi'in' everywhere, yew just got it on meh shoes
[hughesta74] Murdoc: NO THE MOOSE IS COMING FOR OUR SOULS *Guns it*
[Azukara] 2D: STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR AGH THE VOMIH ITS EVERYWHERE
[THEdragon] Russel: Auugghh, gross!
[THEdragon] Murdoc: *Slams on the breaks*
[Azukara] *2D flies out into the interstate*
[Azukara] *tumbling in the sky like a beautiful swan*
[strangeworld15] Murdoc: *sniffs* What smells like chicken noodles?
[hughesta74] Murdoc: Damn, almost made it this time. Noodle what the hell was that why did you throw
up on 2D's shoes."
[Azukara] Russel: Dunno about
Everything Wrong With Disney ChannelEverything Wrong With Disney Channel:Everything Wrong With Disney Channel11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
- Their teen sitcoms are all the same.
- There are only 3 animated shows on it.
- Their so called 'stars' don't end up going anywhere afterwards, they either end up like Lindsay Lohan or worse, like Miley.
- Too lazy to hire an actual writer, huh?
- Too lazy to hire an actual studio audience?
- Like most companies that become money hungry..they only want money and they don't care about anything else.
- Their high school based sitcoms all take place in the same school.
- All of their high school based sitcoms take place in the same universe.
- They're just trying to compete with Nickelodeon.
- Their DCOMS are rehashes/ripoffs of much better movies. (Their old DCOMs on the other hand were ACTUALLY Original.)
- They're responsible for Miley Cyrus. And do you know where she is now? Being all overly sexual and twerking all over the place!
- Speaking of sexuality. Some of the stars of the High School Musical franchise were said t
I was bored, OK?Seaside DeniedI was bored, OK?2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Let's go, guys, we've a goal we're pursuing
Knuckles, what in the heck are you doing
I'm gonna use you guys as boxing gloves
Shift! Rock! Yeah! No more blocking pillars left
Stop it Knux poor Tails is bleeding to death
Just a sec I've got one more wall to SHOVE!
I can't see the point of this quest
We'll likely meet a grave fate
Oh come on Shad don't be so depressed
Worthless consumer models... ANIHLATE!
My ears propel us through the air!
AHH! Big please don't stare
Froggy are you IN THERE!
Where's the rest of us can't be far
Mighty's in some bar
Don't know where the rest are
HEAVY! AND BOMB! Au revoir!
Sonic, look, there's whales in the ocean
LET'S PUNCH 'EM! NO! Don't wanna cause a commotion
Sorta brings back frightening memories too...
Jump makes you jump, press the button to jump
What button? I dont see one Gee, I'm stumped
OMOCHAO WILL REPEAT.
AMMUNITION DEPLETED, RELOAD INITIATE
Not the way a lady should be treated
A Paige for the Web“Mam you have to run from the creature!” a young man with a ripped shirt and blue geans said before a giant tentacle wrapped around his torso and he was tossed off the ship.A Paige for the Web2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“John! Oh no! I won’t leave you “ she screamed back as the monstrous tendril of the unknown breast reached for her and she closed her eyes with tears streaming down her cheek.
A young woman sighed while eating her Frosted Flakes and held her tender hand up to her cheek as she slowly chewed the cereal. She blinked and started to nod off before she heard the end credits roll.
“Killer Squids from Planet Klorborp again?” she thought to herself while reading another bite of her cereal.
Slowly she inserted the spoon into her mouth and the screen went to black. Channel 4 news anchor appeared in the right hand corner and gave a cheerful smile.
“Rush INC plant has found a new home. More tonight at 10” she said with the picture of the abandon
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
Survival of the WackiestSurvival of the Wackiest is a fan-made episode for Tiny Toon Adventures. It was written by a weirdo, and directed by that same weirdo.Survival of the Wackiest2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Duuuh... lights, uhh, camera, and uhhhh... traction. ...No wait, action.
Buster: Hiya Toonsters! Didja miss us after all these years? Didja clamor at the feet of those network executives, begging 'em for more Tiny Toons? Didja shout to the cruel, unforgiving world, "We want more Tiny Toons, because we want to smile and fill the air with laughter once again?" Didja –
Babs: Yes Buster, they did. They've signed petitions and're still buying our DVDs like soccer moms at a half-price supermarket.
Buster: All right, all right. In that case, we've got a perfectly zany episode that's not even going to be produced! (Rats.)
Babs: And let's not forget it wasn't even written by our original writing staff! So cross your fingers and hope this mystery fan knows what they're doing! (We're doomed.)
Buster: Oh, and if you hap
Sticking TogetherSticking Together2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
For the first time in a long while, the Loyan family had gathered together to embark on a vacation. Queen Sara had been quite adamant about visiting the warm beaches of Darbor's shores, going out of her way to drag her husband King Antonio away from his busy schedule to do so.
Naturally, their two daughters, Nadia and Elvina had tagged along, both sharing their mother's excitement in getting a chance to kick back and relax under the sun. The Royal Guards Rui, Rika and Ruki and maid Marie rounded out the trope.
Unfortunately, by the time they got there the weather had proven to be cooler than they had expected. Rather than spending much time on the beach itself, they instead opted to relax within their private resort some distance away.
Despite the setback, the day passed by smoothly, the group still enjoying their change in location. All except one, who, much to her surprise, found herself thinking
"This is boring!" Elvina complained as she lounged on the resort's front patio.
Blown out of proportion Pt. 8"Move over! I can't see!"Blown out of proportion Pt. 84 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Find your own branch, you tard! This one's going to break!"
"It's not going to break, just move a little so I can get up there and see over! What is it, anyway?"
"Not sure, it looks like a big mansion. Kind of like a castle. I just caught a glimpse of a girl though. Looked really hot."
"Serious?! Shut up! Let me see the binoculars!"
"Not yet! I think they're having a party, I see balloons. Really big balloons. That's weird, I don't think I've ever seen ba .JESUS! You should see the ass on this girl! And HER! Oh man! They're all over the house! We have got to get in there!"
The thin young man's head was about to explode from sheer overload when his fellow tree climber grabbed the binoculars out of his hands. He didn't want to give up the view just yet, but he also didn't want to get in a fight while perched on a tree branch. He pushed his shaggy copper hair out of his eyes and put his glasses back on. "Check it out. Top left window. And bottom right."
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Lisa's best friend It was late in the school-library. Only Lisa and Allison where left in school. Lisa sat on a chair opposite to Allison reading a book. "Ill think Ill go home now. Allison said. Im just gonna put back my book. Do you want company to the bus? Lisa asked her friend. Of course I want company Allison said and smiled. Allison walked away and left her book. But when she came back she was carrying a box full of scarves, ropes, and duct tape. Whats that? Lisa asked confused. Oh, nothing. Allison said and picked up a rope from the box. Allison stood in front of Lisa and said, Lets play a game. What game? Lisa asked. How about, Ill tie you up and we see how long it takes for you to get loose. Tie me up? Lisa said with fear in her voice. Yup! You will be completely helpless under my control. Ill tie your legs AllisonLisa's best friend7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
10 Reasons why 4Kids SucksTen Reasons why 4Kids SUCKS!10 Reasons why 4Kids Sucks6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1. 4Kids hired TERRIBLE voice actors for Kirby: Right Back At Ya:
King Dedede = Cowboy
Meta-Knight = Spanish
2. They edited the crap out of Fumu-tan of the Stars (I forget which episode)
3. Cream's voice makes your ears bleed!
4. The theme tune was terrible all it was was 2 people singing "Sonic" with weird music in the backround.
5. Unfitting Jazz Theme Tune for Kirby: Right Back At Ya.
6. The also edited the crap out of a Naruto scene 9i heard this from my brother) where blood comes down the screen (in Japan) well they edited to make it green! I mean WTF!
7. In Yu-Gi-Oh Pegasus sounds like a gay guy and so does Escargoon!
8. For probably ALL theme tunes they just replace it with a weird theme tune and clips from the show! WHY NOT JUST USE THE ORIGINAL THEME TUNE!!!!!!
9. Also they have the most unfitting names for example Kirby: Right Back At Ya! I mean Kirby is just cute, that makes him sound like he's come up to you and beat you up
Wrapping ProblemsIt was getting close to bedtime as Sapphire finished up her modifications to her latest binding spell. The last few tests and tweaks had made for some promising results and it was hoped this would make it last longer with minimal user drain. With any luck, it would make controlling wild animal specimens easier.Wrapping Problems3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Of course, Sapphire didn't dare mentioned she'd be using her own take on the spell on herself and her boyfriend for their own pleasure.
With the last of the adjustments made, Sapphire quietly cast the spell. As she spoke, red wrappings materialized before her and began to wrap around her body, soon cocooning her. This time around, she found herself more fully cocooned, coated from head to toe with only her eyes and some small openings for her nose left open. It cost a little more magic power than she thought it would, but it was within acceptable amounts.
Pleased with this new change, Sapphire wriggled and squirmed in her new bindings, finding them to be as secure as they had be