The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Kirby OC story Part 2Kirby OC story Part 24 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The Camp out
(That very day wen Violet, Paola, and Ying went to the museum)
Carborn: (In his home playing video games, hear the door bell) Coming! (goes to the door) Yes?
Aqua: Hello Carborn
Carborn: What up?
Aqua: Well to ask you something
Aqua: Have you see Paola
LS: You guys are in bad look Paola went to the museum with Violet and Ying
Carborn: But don't they know everything is alive there?
Aqua: Too bad hey wanna go camping for the day?
Carborn: To where?
Aqua: I know a cool and beautiful place to go
(After a few minutes they go a house close to the lake)
LS and Carborn: Cool
Aqua: Yeah (looks at a Dog) Who's the dog?
Carborn: Ohh thats Suzey she's my chihuahua ^^
Suzey: (Barks weird)
LS: Whats wrong with her barking
Carborn: ohh she has a virus on her neck, we needed
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
For tears that were shedNo one has ever told me that my life was strange. It seemed to be quite normal to me. I had a beautiful wife, four kids and numerous jobs to boot. I figured, hey, it's been going along so well, I might as well get myself in track.For tears that were shed2 months ago in Drama More Like This
Years have passed now. I'm not the man I said I was a few sentences back. My kids are four,five, twelve and thirteen. Raised by a loving mother and father. But the kids keep asking me strange questions. "Dad, who are you talking to?" "Dad, there's no one there." "Dad, is something wrong with you?"
I take a glimpse at their mother. She's still the same as all the years that past. Red hair, sleek blue mini dress, and those crystal blue eyes that stared back at me. They reminded me of all the things that went on during my life.
Sophie, the 2nd oldest, lowers her head as she looks at me. She always knew something was up. "Dad, who are you talking to?" Her fist clenched suddenly.
I remained silent taking a small gander at her mother.
Her mother smiled gently. "I t
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,62 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
TheRigby - First session"Rigby."TheRigby - First session2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry to wake you up, but we have just a few minutes left in our session, and it would be irresponsible of me not to try to help you."
"Look, dude, therapy is lame."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because this sofa is the comfiest thing ever."
"I mean, why did you come in the first place?"
"You know why, dude. My stupid boss said I need to go to counselling, or he's going to fire me."
"OK - why don't you tell me exactly why he's sent you here?"
"It was last week. We'd all just finished work and we were playing football. I hate football but I didn't want to look like a loser. But Muscle Man was being such a jerk. He kept stepping on me. On purpose!"
"Then what happened?"
"What do you think? I kicked him in the junk, but he just pushed me back onto the mud and stood on me again. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get out of there. He let me up, I ran off the field and everyone was laughing at me - even Mordecai and Pops."
"From my notes I see that Mordecai's you
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
Extra TapeMordecai searched around the house for Rigby. It was early and they were supposed to go get some joe before work.Extra Tape3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Just then, he heard a couple giggles coming from....Benson's office?
"Rigby, what are you doing in here?" Mordecai said as he opened the door and looked around, and he saw Rigby by Benson's chair, giggling like an 8 year old girl. He couldn't quite see what his friend was doing. "Dude, what is that?"
"Man, it's too early for questions!" Rigby continued to mess with the chair, not looking at Mordecai.
"Too early? Dude, you were up before me!"
"Well, now you can't complain that I sleep too late!"
"Whatever." He looked around the office, getting a weird feeling. "What are we even doing in Benson's office?"
"The best prank ever! Bam!" He finally stood up, revealing the chair....which still looked perfectly normal.
"So....what'd you do to it?"
Rigby suddenly got the biggest, most evil grin. "Simple. I just unscrewed a couple things and put glue on the seat, so wh
|-Here's Your Letter-|For anyone who may be reading this, I will be gone by morning. I'm sick of feeling this way... a way that I will never feel again.|-Here's Your Letter-|3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Mordecai, if you are reading this, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for what I have done. I know that I am not perfect, no one is; I'm sorry for letting you down, hurting you, and costing you your love. I now know that you two were made for each other. I know that you may already know this... but, I've actually never understood what love was, until now. Remember that one time in Middle School where you comforted me at the lunchroom table? Yeah, my parents were going through a rough time... myself too. All I knew at that one point in my life was that cheating was wrong, especially on your partner, your lover, your soulmate. I was so... naive... I didn't know what I was thinking when I did that to you... It was wrong for me to do that, especially for what you did for me back in Middle School, healing me from those horrid days... I feel as if those day
Monsters University: Roommates"Aaaand... RAWR! No, no... RAAAWR!"Monsters University: Roommates2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The college freshman, Mike Wazowski, was trying to practice the perfect roar for the upcoming Scare Games. After completely getting in by the first round because of luck, he was really trying to bump up his and the Oozma Kappa's skills.
Mike was in the small room he shared with James Sullivan at Scott Squibbles's house. He didn't know or care where James was or what he was doing, he was just happy that he got to stay in the room alone.
As if on cue, James P. Sullivan burst through the door, flinging it open. Unfortunately, Mike was on the opposite side of the door and got shot across the room.
"Oh, sorry, buddy," Sullivan said with a smirk, then chuckled a bit.
"You better be," Mike brushed himself off.
"So, ahh... Whatcha doing?"
"If you must know, I was practicing."
"Practicing? For what?"
"Oh, I don't know... maybe the thing that is going to help get us back into Scare school!"
"Oh yeah, that... Mike, I gotta tell ya, those guys don't have it. Wha
Fear of FlyingDespite the few clouds in the sky, the group of friends entered the airport with smiles on their faces. Well, almost everyone in the group.Fear of Flying4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The seven friends were taking a plane to New York City. Mr. Maellard had given them all tickets. Originally, he was only taking Pops, but his lollipop son had insisted his friends come along. "Besides, now I can show Bean-teen what a real park is supposed to look like," Mr. Maellard had said, referring to Central Park. The group was going to stay there for two weeks, which was time off that everyone needed.
"Looks like our flight will be taking off in an hour," said Skips, reading off the giant billboard with the list of times.
"Sweet, enough time to grab some grub," said Rigby, "C'mon Mordecai."
"Right behind you, dude!" said Mordecai as the two friends ran off towards the food court.
"Don't cause any trouble!" Benson shouted after the two, "Because if you guys get arrested, I'm not bailing you out again!"
But secretly, Benson did hope the two did
Regular Crack Chapter 13~13th crack pairing: Rigby and Benson~Regular Crack Chapter 133 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch watching TV. It was a Saturday, and Saturday meant relaxation.
Rigby wiped his mouth, feeling it was dry. Stupid mouth.
"Hey Mordecai, do me a solid and get me some soda."
Mordecai simply glared at him.
"Dude, I'm never doing solids with you again."
"Ah man, why not?"
Mordecai scoffed. "You don't remember what happened last time? How you almost messed the house up? And you almost destroyed my rep because of the..you know.."
Rigby started to chuckle. "Oh yeah, I remember. That was awesome." He chuckled.
"Hope you enjoyed it, because I'm never doing that again, same goes for the solids."
"What? C'mon man, my mouth's dry and my feet are asleep. Please?"
"Fine." Mordecai grinned. "But I have a solid for you once I get back."
"Pfft, bring it on, man. You suck at giving solids."
Mordecai went to get him a glass of soda. As he came back, he smiled gleefully as he watched the raccoon guzzle the soda. When he was
Regular Show: Photocopy machineRegular Show: Photocopy Machine:Regular Show: Photocopy machine2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[At the Park]
[Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are standing next to a photocopy
machine. Benson is holding some documents.]
Benson: Listen up Mordecai and Rigby; I need you to
photocopy these documents. And don't you photocopy your butts!
Mordecai: You can count on us.
[Benson hands Mordecai and Rigby the documents and leaves.
Moments later, Mordecai and Rigby are busy copying the documents.]
Rigby: Aww man, this is boring. Hey, I know, let's photocopy
Mordecai: I don't know Rigby. Benson told us not to do that.
Rigby: Come on Mordecai. He'll never know.
Mordecai: I still don't know…
[Five minutes later…]
[Rigby is sitting on the photocopy machine making copies of
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOH!!
[The glass on the photocopy machine breaks. Rigby falls
inside the copier.]
Rigby: Mordecai! Help!
[Mordecai pulls Rigby out of the copier.]
Mordecai: Dude, are you okay?
[Rigby pulls a bit of glass from his butt]:
Lisa's Choice Ch. 9A simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 93 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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The library felt hollow, each step echoing as Bob went about his duties. It was strange how quickly he had grown accustomed to Lisa being there with him every day. They had talked it over briefly that morning. Until they came up with a real plan Bob needed to keep his job, his apartment wouldn't pay for itself. Lisa would stay inside, and keep the door locked. Of course she wasn't happy about that idea, being left behind made her feel useless. As best as he could he tried to qualm that feeling. Hopefully his collection of books would be adequate entertainment.
Bob laughed a little; the look on Lisa's face when she realized she had fallen asleep on him was priceless. She was so cute when she blushed. Maybe they could start a new life somewhere else. Doing what, he wasn't
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
Monsters University: Glow Urchin RemedyThe brothers of the Oozma Kappa fraternity wobbled and rolled back to Scott's house to cure themselves of the bloating from being stung by the Stinging Glow Urchins. Thankfully, Squishie's mom had a specific salve for urchin stings. She handed out a bottle to each of the monsters. Mike Wazowski and James Sullivan went up to the room they shared, both complaining about their current states. They were forced to share a bottle of the ointment because of the limited supply.Monsters University: Glow Urchin Remedy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I call dibth on the bottle," Sulley managed through his bloated lip. He grabbed the bottle from Mike.
"Too bad, Wathowthki."
James stood in the open space of the room and attempted to open the bottle with one hand. Mike just stood there and watched him. If his face wasn't so swollen, he would've been smirking at the sight.
"Would you wike me to hewlp?" Mike offered.
"No. I can do it."
After some time of struggling with it, James finally managed to open the bottle. He poured some onto his
ConfessionsChapter 1Confessions4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Planet Express was closed for yet another night- as the stars twinkled above the futuristic city; the owls flying off to their nests in the roof of the houses.
Leela had already headed off home, Nibbler waddling by her side by a leash she held. She arrived home just after Nibbler excreted dark matter on the footpath.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Fry and Bender were walking home together, back to their apartment at Robot Arms Apt. The walk home was the usual quiet, Bender usually eyeing the passing jewellery shop, full of glowing diamonds and gold. Fry had his hands in his pockets, pacing slowly next to Bender. Every time he walked home, he thought about his day- mostly Leela. He was still confused about her. He loved her, yes, but was she really worth the trouble? It's obvious she didn't feel the same way about him- as she saw Fry more as a brother than a love.
He looked at Bender and smiled faintly. He was now settled from gazing upon the riches of the shops
Arrival: Joy and Anger -RS "Get up you slackers!"Arrival: Joy and Anger -RS4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ugh... Rigby, shut him up will ya?"
"If you two don't get out here NOW you're fired!" hollow threats as usual. He wouldn't dream of firing us.
"Dude what the H?! It's our day off!" I fired back at Benson, who continued pounding on the door.
"Come on Mordecai, let's just see what he wants..." Rigby groaned tiredly, "The sooner we we get up, the sooner he'll go away..."
Right, but he'd be back at our throats later if Rigby messed up, like always.
"Alright Benson, we're up..." I called out as I sat up in my bed, removing the blanket that had once again failed to keep me warm in the temperature of a morgue that Rigby kept our room last night.
Benson, a living gumball machine around m
Warriors Parody- Interview with the power of 3!!!!Dawnflower8: Today, I am doing an interview with 3 warrior cats! First, why don't you tell me your names?Warriors Parody- Interview with the power of 3!!!!2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hollyleaf: The warrior code says ladies first, so I will start. My name is Hollyleaf!
Jayfeather: I'm Jayfeather, and I'm blind, and I'm a medicine cat, so life totally sucks.
Lionblaze: I am Lionblaze, and I know karate! Hi-ya!
Hollyleaf: It is against the warrior code to talk about karate during an interview.
Lionblaze: No it isn't!
Hollyleaf: It is against the warrior code to argue with your sister.
Dawnflower8: I hear you all have special powers. What are they?
Jayfeather: I can spy on other cat's dreams...it's kinda boring though. Nobody ever dreams about me...oh why can medicine cats not have girlfriends?
Hollyleaf: It is against the warrior code.
Jayfeather: I hate the warrior code.
Lionblaze: My power is that it is impossible for me to lose in a battle because I'm a black belt!
Hollyleaf: the warrior code says that I do not have to answer personal questions like this.
GO!After the tears shedded like infinite streams, the raccoon had finally went to sleep. He tossed and turned as he was having a dream as well. A dream that reminded Rigby of his childhood.GO!3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"I love you, honey!" Rigby's father said while holding his wife close to his warm body.
"I love you too!"
Rigby stood back and watched his parents kiss each other.
"Yuck! Get a room guys!" A young raccoon said, going to the living room to watch some television. Rigby never really understood what love was, and thank God he didn't at that age.
"Well, I got to get going, hun," exclaimed Rigby's father as he gave his wife a kiss good-bye. "See ya later, sport! You too, Don." He said as he patted Rigby and Don both on the head. And with that said, he was out of the front door.
He never came back.
He usually was home around 5, and later on in the evening, he arrived home about 9 PM.
"And where have you been?" Rigby's mother asked while tapping her right foot with folded arms and a raised brow.
Monsters University: Mike and Shelly 1Mike Wazowksi was an incoming Freshman at Monsters University. The day he stepped off the bus to the college was one of the best days of his life. His sign-up was easy enough and the orientation he received was fine. Mike's roommate was one Randall (Randy) Boggs, who seemed like a good guy. But all the tiny cyclops really cared about was his first day of Scare school. He knew he had what it took to be in the program and couldn't wait for it to start.Monsters University: Mike and Shelly 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On the day of his first class, Mike was beyond excited. He rushed Randy out of bed so they could both get to the class on-time. Mike was talking with Randall about how he thinks he was going to play out in the class when all of a sudden he was knocked over by some monster.
"Hey, watch it," Mike said, brushing himself off. He looked down to see the monster he collided with. It was a girl and she was trying to pick up all of the books that spilled out of her backpack.
"Oh, I'm so sorry about that."
Mike looked at her cur
A Regular Romance - Ch.1: Friends in Need“UGH! I am so tired of raking up leaves!” Rigby shouted, stabbing another pile of fallen leaves with his rake.A Regular Romance - Ch.1: Friends in Need2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Chillax dude, it’s just a little while longer. Soon it’ll be the weekend!” Mordecai said. “And you know what that means?”
The two boys simultaneously shouted:
They blinked at each other.
“Wait… Did you say-?” Rigby faltered.
“You said video games?” Mordecai raised his eyebrow.
“You said the Coffee Shop!”
“Well… I mean-”
“Mordecai!” Rigby shouted.
“Chill dude! We have the whole weekend to do whatever we want. That’s the beauty of it!”
“Whatever…” Rigby sighed, going back to the leaves.
The sky was a pleasant blue and vibrant autumn leaves covered most of the park. Fall was beginning and summer was just on its way out. The idea of summer ending mad
...*I'm Lost Without You*...Mordecai rose up from his bed as his alarm clock buzzed an annoying sound. He stretched his arm over and turned the alarm off....*I'm Lost Without You*...3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The avian sighed, "Another day, another dollar I guess." He pushed the blankets off of him, got out of bed, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth.
"Hmm, I didn't hear anything out of Rigby last night..." he thought, "not a single peep."
He finished brushing, spit out toothpaste and rinsed his mouth out with some mouthwash. Putting the cap back on, he stared at himself in the mirror. He reached over and grabbed his towel, wiping the remaining water on his beak.
The blue jay made his way out of the bathroom, out of his room and out into the hallway. Quietly, he sneaked to the end of the hallway to where Rigby's bed would be. Peaking around the corner, he saw his bed, of course, but no lump underneath the pile of clothes and noticed an envelope. He turned the corner and walked up to Rigby's bed, looking directly at the note. He picked up the envelope, open