The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Sonadow-Tragic Love part 2tails:"So-sonic?!"Sonadow-Tragic Love part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Knuckles:"what are you doing!?!?!"
sonic was able to break free again
Sonic:"HELP ME-!" sonic couldnt finish what he was saying because Shadow kept kissing him
Then knuckles ran over and punched Shadow and he knocked him off of sonic.And shadow was passed out for a little while.
sonic layed there hesitating really hard and tails came over and helped him get up.
Tails:"What happened sonic?"
Sonic:"I-I don't know...one moment we were chatting a-and the next he was-"... sonic was to afraid to say it.
knuckles:"well come on lets get you home"
as they were walking sonic looked back at shadow (lying there) sonic thought 'but we cant just leave him there...'
but sonic didnt say anything.
Benson Goes Crazy And StuffBenson Goes Crazy and StuffBenson Goes Crazy And Stuff4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A "Regular Show" Fanfic
The blue jay and the raccoon were spending yet another afternoon ignoring their usual duties. While some days it's been wrestling a stuffed doll or playing video games, today they decided to be a little more daring and do something a little more audacious.
Mordecai and Rigby were going to just sit on the couch and stare at the blank TV in front of them; hands folded neatly on their laps, sitting up straight, backs against the furniture's cushions.
Just. Doing. Nothing.
"What are the two of you up to now?" The two young workers immediately recognized the voice (along with the sound of gumballs jingling around inside a jar) belonging to their boss, Benson. While they didn't move a single muscle to look, they figured he had walked in through the front door of the establishment, and could tell that he was slightly peeved.
"Nothing," they replied truthfully in unison.
A heavy sigh came from the gumball machine
Sonics First Love Ch 9: Unexpected VisitorsTwo months have passed and Shadow was keeping a vigil eye on Sonic making sure that he doesn't do anything stupid or wonder off anywhere.Sonics First Love Ch 9: Unexpected Visitors3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shadow you don't have to keep watching me like this. Nothings gonna happen to me or the baby." Sonic said
"I don't care, you need to have more common sense about you're doing. You can not be strolling to where ever and when ever you want without me by your side." Shadow said yelling at the pregnant hedgehog.
"Ugh... You have some serious over protective issues Shadow."
A few seconds after Sonic said that, Imani came in and tapped Sonic on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Sonic said when he saw Imani sitting next to him.
"Mommy play?" Imani said when she pulled out a few of her toys.
" Sure honey, I'll play with you."
While Sonic was playing with Imani, he suddenly felt a pain in the pit of stomach which forced him to lean off the couch. But before he hit the floor Shadow manage to catch him in time
"Ngh... Aaaah!" Sonic screamed.
"Mommy.... you ok?!" Imani aske
sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 1It was reaping day in district H but before the reaping sonic was out with his best friend silver*sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They hunted together to feed their district even if it was illegal all of H needed it bad*
Sonic sat under a tree which had a good view of H when silver came and sat by him*
Silver: what's wrong sonic?
Sonic: it's the first day Sonia gets her name in the reaping and last night she had nightmares about her name being pulled
Silver: but that's like 1 in a million I will never happen
Sonic: hey silver how many times is your name in there?
Silver: don't worry we will never be pulled
Sonic: I guess so
Silver: well happy hunger games
Sonic: and may the odds ever be in your favor
They both laugh*
Silver : hey lets go take the kill back down to H ok?
They get the kill and walk down the H*
Later sonic was selling some meat to an old woman in the hobs. The hobs is where hedgehogs come to sell and buy things*
???: thank you sonny
Sonic looks at th
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Home"Artie can I Talk to you for a second ?"Home3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Brit turned around and stared at the American, who looked like he was going to start crying any minute now. Suddenly he very alarmed, trying to figure out what was going on, and if he had said something hurtful to him that he might not have actually meant but the other had taken to heart.
"Y- Of course, Alfred. Whatever's the matter ?"
"I just I don't know what to do anymore, Artie. Everything seems to be goin' down the drain, and everyone's been goin' insane. Money's tight right now and things Things are goin' just awful, Artie. S- Sometimes I wish it would go back to the way it was, but I know we gotta just keep pushin' on. That's what a hero does. B-But Sometimes I'm just wonderin' if I'm doin' the right thing Sometimes I wonder If I'm really a hero "
Alfred looked away, tears starting to roll down his face. His normal upbeat energy was completely gone, and now,
TheRigby - First session"Rigby."TheRigby - First session2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry to wake you up, but we have just a few minutes left in our session, and it would be irresponsible of me not to try to help you."
"Look, dude, therapy is lame."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because this sofa is the comfiest thing ever."
"I mean, why did you come in the first place?"
"You know why, dude. My stupid boss said I need to go to counselling, or he's going to fire me."
"OK - why don't you tell me exactly why he's sent you here?"
"It was last week. We'd all just finished work and we were playing football. I hate football but I didn't want to look like a loser. But Muscle Man was being such a jerk. He kept stepping on me. On purpose!"
"Then what happened?"
"What do you think? I kicked him in the junk, but he just pushed me back onto the mud and stood on me again. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get out of there. He let me up, I ran off the field and everyone was laughing at me - even Mordecai and Pops."
"From my notes I see that Mordecai's you
Perryshmirtz Ch16Perry panted heavily, his hand over his heart as he leaned against the wall. His skin under his fur was beet red and he swallowed heavily.Perryshmirtz Ch163 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Oh god" he breathed "Oh god. Oh lord. What have I done?"
The platypus put his head in his hands as he leaned against the wall, and he heard the bedroom door open beside him. Phineas walked out and looked down at the platypus
"I thought I heard you out here" he smiled softly, taking a seat beside his pet "What's wrong?"
Perry offered no verbal response, instead he looked up at Phineas with wide and pitiful brown eyes as he held out his arms. Phineas frowned, worry filling his sapphire eyes as he gently reached over and picked up the platypus.
He rested the platypus on his bloated stomach as he hugged him and pressed a gentle kiss to the top of his head
"What's wrong?" he asked again
"I- Well... What I mean is..." he looked up at Ph
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,62 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 2??? led sonic into a room for him to wait for his family*sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
???: wait here your family will be here shortly
??? left and as she did Sonia manic and mom walked into the room*
Sonia hugged sonic*
Sonic: don't worry Sonia your safe
Sonia: but you're not sonic, we need you all of H needs you *tears streamed down her face*
Sonic: silver will be here he will help you
Sonia: hold out your hand
Sonic dose so*
She places the pin in his hand*
Sonia: it will protect you
Manic the placed a studded bracelet on his rist*
Manic: as will this
Sonic hugged them both and walked over t his mom*
Sonic: you've got to take care of them
Mom: I promise
Sonic: no that's not good enof cross your hart and hope to die
Mom: I cross my hart and hope to die
Sonia: sonic promise me you will win
Sonic: I promise
The peace keepers got them out and brought in silver*
Sonic hugged silver*
Sonic: it happened silver she was picked out of millions!!
Silver: I can't believe it happened
Sonic: take care
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
Sasusaku PoemSasusaku Poem3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
If you go
Take your love
Cause nothing you do or say
You'll just break my heart anyways
Everytime I hear your name
I feel the rain fall from the clear blue skies
I get lost staring up in your eyes
LMBYR - Chapter 19Let Me Be Your Reason:LMBYR - Chapter 193 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You're Zephyr's father " Timmy whispered barely able to say anything else as his hands gripped the table. The man in front of him looked exactly like an older Zephyr. His long black hair with barely any hints of gray fell onto his shoulders. Even though the scar was intimidating, his eyes showed the hint of a gentleman.
"You're Vincent Hartman."
Vincent smiled politely and nodded his head, "No one has called me by my first name in ages. Most of the people around here just call me 'Boss'."
"But, I saw you in my father's files. You were pronounced dead years ago," Timmy said watching the elder man with awe as he sipped at his beer.
"Yes, but I'm sure you've learned long ago not to trust everything you find in your father's office. Haven't you, Mr. Turner?" Vincent replied with a smirk tossing his empty beer bottle into the nearest trash can.
Timmy winced slightly and shook his head, "Please don't call me that."
Vincent smirked a little at the boy m
|-Here's Your Letter-|For anyone who may be reading this, I will be gone by morning. I'm sick of feeling this way... a way that I will never feel again.|-Here's Your Letter-|3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Mordecai, if you are reading this, I just want to say that I'm really sorry for what I have done. I know that I am not perfect, no one is; I'm sorry for letting you down, hurting you, and costing you your love. I now know that you two were made for each other. I know that you may already know this... but, I've actually never understood what love was, until now. Remember that one time in Middle School where you comforted me at the lunchroom table? Yeah, my parents were going through a rough time... myself too. All I knew at that one point in my life was that cheating was wrong, especially on your partner, your lover, your soulmate. I was so... naive... I didn't know what I was thinking when I did that to you... It was wrong for me to do that, especially for what you did for me back in Middle School, healing me from those horrid days... I feel as if those day
A tribute to the Tenth DoctorWhen you see the doctor cry,A tribute to the Tenth Doctor3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Its as if the world just stopped turning,
The people just stop trying
You forget all you're learning,
And you give up...
When you see the doctor cry,
You wish you could die,
The tears well up,
Threatening to overflow you only see closeup
And you give up...
But when the doctor smiles,
Your heart goes wild,
And skips beats for miles,
The weather goes perfect and mild,
And you fall in love...
I LOVE YOU DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3
Extra TapeMordecai searched around the house for Rigby. It was early and they were supposed to go get some joe before work.Extra Tape3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Just then, he heard a couple giggles coming from....Benson's office?
"Rigby, what are you doing in here?" Mordecai said as he opened the door and looked around, and he saw Rigby by Benson's chair, giggling like an 8 year old girl. He couldn't quite see what his friend was doing. "Dude, what is that?"
"Man, it's too early for questions!" Rigby continued to mess with the chair, not looking at Mordecai.
"Too early? Dude, you were up before me!"
"Well, now you can't complain that I sleep too late!"
"Whatever." He looked around the office, getting a weird feeling. "What are we even doing in Benson's office?"
"The best prank ever! Bam!" He finally stood up, revealing the chair....which still looked perfectly normal.
"So....what'd you do to it?"
Rigby suddenly got the biggest, most evil grin. "Simple. I just unscrewed a couple things and put glue on the seat, so wh
Regular Show: Photocopy machineRegular Show: Photocopy Machine:Regular Show: Photocopy machine2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[At the Park]
[Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are standing next to a photocopy
machine. Benson is holding some documents.]
Benson: Listen up Mordecai and Rigby; I need you to
photocopy these documents. And don't you photocopy your butts!
Mordecai: You can count on us.
[Benson hands Mordecai and Rigby the documents and leaves.
Moments later, Mordecai and Rigby are busy copying the documents.]
Rigby: Aww man, this is boring. Hey, I know, let's photocopy
Mordecai: I don't know Rigby. Benson told us not to do that.
Rigby: Come on Mordecai. He'll never know.
Mordecai: I still don't know…
[Five minutes later…]
[Rigby is sitting on the photocopy machine making copies of
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOH!!
[The glass on the photocopy machine breaks. Rigby falls
inside the copier.]
Rigby: Mordecai! Help!
[Mordecai pulls Rigby out of the copier.]
Mordecai: Dude, are you okay?
[Rigby pulls a bit of glass from his butt]:
The Phases of BeautyPhase one starts with the basics. Wash off all that invisible grime off your face. Brush your hair out of its bed headedness. Normal stuff. Brush your teeth; yellow smiles aren't all that pretty. Phase one is simple, easy. But it's never enough. You're still too natural looking Naturally ugly.The Phases of Beauty4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Scramble through your closet, here's phase two; clothes. Being beautiful also means being fashionable, so all you have is overpriced designer labels to shift through. Find the jeans that make your butt look cute and the shirt that makes you look older and look! You've got an awesome outfit on your hands. Accessorize accordingly; the right jewelry could make or break this outfit. At least, that's what all the magazines say.
Phase three starts in a puff of smokewait, maybe that's foundation. Layer it on heavy; no one wants to see those freckles. Dash on some blush, it looks cuter. Break out the eyeliner and mascara, that way your boring eyes will pop. That's what makeups fo
Fear of FlyingDespite the few clouds in the sky, the group of friends entered the airport with smiles on their faces. Well, almost everyone in the group.Fear of Flying3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The seven friends were taking a plane to New York City. Mr. Maellard had given them all tickets. Originally, he was only taking Pops, but his lollipop son had insisted his friends come along. "Besides, now I can show Bean-teen what a real park is supposed to look like," Mr. Maellard had said, referring to Central Park. The group was going to stay there for two weeks, which was time off that everyone needed.
"Looks like our flight will be taking off in an hour," said Skips, reading off the giant billboard with the list of times.
"Sweet, enough time to grab some grub," said Rigby, "C'mon Mordecai."
"Right behind you, dude!" said Mordecai as the two friends ran off towards the food court.
"Don't cause any trouble!" Benson shouted after the two, "Because if you guys get arrested, I'm not bailing you out again!"
But secretly, Benson did hope the two did
Monsters University: Roommates"Aaaand... RAWR! No, no... RAAAWR!"Monsters University: Roommates2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The college freshman, Mike Wazowski, was trying to practice the perfect roar for the upcoming Scare Games. After completely getting in by the first round because of luck, he was really trying to bump up his and the Oozma Kappa's skills.
Mike was in the small room he shared with James Sullivan at Scott Squibbles's house. He didn't know or care where James was or what he was doing, he was just happy that he got to stay in the room alone.
As if on cue, James P. Sullivan burst through the door, flinging it open. Unfortunately, Mike was on the opposite side of the door and got shot across the room.
"Oh, sorry, buddy," Sullivan said with a smirk, then chuckled a bit.
"You better be," Mike brushed himself off.
"So, ahh... Whatcha doing?"
"If you must know, I was practicing."
"Practicing? For what?"
"Oh, I don't know... maybe the thing that is going to help get us back into Scare school!"
"Oh yeah, that... Mike, I gotta tell ya, those guys don't have it. Wha
Regular Crack Chapter 13~13th crack pairing: Rigby and Benson~Regular Crack Chapter 133 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch watching TV. It was a Saturday, and Saturday meant relaxation.
Rigby wiped his mouth, feeling it was dry. Stupid mouth.
"Hey Mordecai, do me a solid and get me some soda."
Mordecai simply glared at him.
"Dude, I'm never doing solids with you again."
"Ah man, why not?"
Mordecai scoffed. "You don't remember what happened last time? How you almost messed the house up? And you almost destroyed my rep because of the..you know.."
Rigby started to chuckle. "Oh yeah, I remember. That was awesome." He chuckled.
"Hope you enjoyed it, because I'm never doing that again, same goes for the solids."
"What? C'mon man, my mouth's dry and my feet are asleep. Please?"
"Fine." Mordecai grinned. "But I have a solid for you once I get back."
"Pfft, bring it on, man. You suck at giving solids."
Mordecai went to get him a glass of soda. As he came back, he smiled gleefully as he watched the raccoon guzzle the soda. When he was
Sonics First Love Chapter 4: Sonics PregnantIts been over 6 weeks and Sonic has found himself vomiting constantly every morning and sometimes in the evening. He's fainted a few days ago for no reason at all, sleeping longer than usual and had some very weird food cravings. Shadow had no idea what was going on with him, but he wanted to do his best to take care Sonic and make him feel better.Sonics First Love Chapter 4: Sonics Pregnant3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey are done vomiting in there?" Shadow asked though the bathroom door.
Sonic opened the door and was wiping his face with a rag.
"Yeah... I'm alright."
"Are you ok?... what's wrong with you?"
"I think I might know what it is. I read it in a book and it was telling me what the side effects of what women had to go through like what I'm dealing with now."
Sonic explained what he read and the side effects to Shadow and just came out and said;
"Shadow.... I think I'm pregnant."
Shadow looked at Sonic stunned and before Sonic could say anything else to him... Shadow fell to the floor passed out. 20 minutes later, Shadow woke up and saw Sonic sit
HP - DetentionI'm usually a decent student in potions. Add in the fact that I'm Professor Snape's favorite student, and it's obvious that I get good grades in that class. But even I occasionally make mistakes - perfect though I am - and this was a rather huge one. Even Snape wasn't sure how I'd messed up the potion, but it was very clear I'd messed it up as bad as I possibly could.HP - Detention3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm going to have to give you detention for this, Draco," Snape said quietly, as the other students gathered there things and walked out of the dungeon. I expected some sort of punishment when Snape told me to stay after class - I figured it would be a matter of house points. But detention?
"But Professor-" I pleaded.
"I'm sorry, but you've given me little choice. Add this to your performance on last week's exam-"
"You gave me a pretty decent grade on that test, though" I said
"I was being generous." Snape said meaningfully, "Very generous. No, Draco, it's clear you haven't been paying any attention in this class,