The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Sonics First Love Ch.10 The second Baby or Babies?Its been three whole months since that big fiasco with Amy and Rouge. Sonic, Shadow, Silver and Imani were still staying with Knuckles until they felt they were ready to go home. One day, Shadow took Sonic back up to Egg-mans base, because he was having contractions. Silver along with Imani and Knuckles were in the waiting area, when Shadow came walking out of the room.Sonics First Love Ch.10 The second Baby or Babies?3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"How is he?" Silver asked in concern.
"He's resting, Egg-man gave him some pain medicine to help relax him. Imani you wanna go in and see Mommy?" Shadow asked looking at his little girl.
" Yes daddy." Imani said as she ran to Shadow.
"I can't believe you guys actually trust Egg-man to deliever your baby." Knuckles said feeling abit on edge about being there.
"What? He helped deliever Imani before. Sonic wasn't really sure about trusting him either, but after seeing how nice Egg-man could be, he realized that the doctor can be trusted."
When Shadow walked back into Sonics room with Imani, he sat her down next to him on t
Sonics First Love Chapter 6: The Baby's ComingTwo months later, Sonic was cleaning around the house when Shadow walked in from shopping. As he walked into the kitchen, Sonic was washing the dishes.Sonics First Love Chapter 6: The Baby's Coming3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey Sonic, I'm back from the store." Shadow said as he started putting the groceries away.
"Oh good... So did you get everything we need for the baby?" Sonic asked as he finished cleaning the last dish.
" How are you feeling by the way?"
"I'm good actually, can't wait for the baby gets here. I'm dying to know if it's a boy or a girl."
"Yeah I can't wait either."
Sonic was about to drink some of his tea when suddenly he felt a shot of pain in his stomach. Almost like someone just punched him in the gut really hard. Clutching his stomach, he fell to his knees. Shadow looked behind him and saw that Sonic was on the floor crying.
"Sonic.... Sonic what's wrong?" Shadow shouted in a worried tone
"I-I'm not sure... C-call Eggman... Hurry." Sonic said still clutching his stomach.
Shadow called Eggman and told him what was happening. Immediatel
Lisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final ChapterA simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final Chapter3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leaned against the side of Bob's car. He had loaded up their purchases already. When Lisa didn't say anything he broke the silence.
"Not to pressure you Lisa, but where are we going to look? She might have simply run away."
"She wouldn't have run. Bart left her alone before, because our parents were more likely to believe her then me. No, she didn't run. Bart took her somewhere."
Lisa had been asking herself that very same question. Bart could only go so far dragging a little girl with him, and knowing him this was a game. No doubt he would be expecting her to come after him. Though he probably envisioned her groveling not pissed as she was. He would pick a deserted building most likely and one the police won't think to look. It suddenly clicked.
Please Wake UpWhat the heck had happened? Mordecai was just there, sitting at the table. And then poof! He was gone. "What happened?" Benson asked, just as confused as anyone. Well, except for the employees who were looking grave.Please Wake Up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"We tried to stop him," said the man who last spoke to Mordecai, "we tried to save him."
"What are you talking about?" Muscleman asked.
"There's one final part of the Eggscellent Challenge," the man explained, "and no one ever-"
"I'm back!" Everyone turned and saw Mordecai, smiling and holding his prize. That blue net hat with that infamous phrase "I'm Eggscellent" plastered right on the front.
The park employees cheered while the restaurant employees looked dumbfounded. "Maybe he really was 'the One'," the manager said, before giving a small smile.
"So, you ready to wake Rigby up?" Skips asked. Mordecai nodded. Together, all six friends walked out of the small diner.
The bluejay was calm and collected on the outside, but at the same time anxious. He hadn't heard his frien
Down + The Fallen Interlude"I don't see why Rigby is acting like a crybaby. He should have seen it coming," Mordecai said to himself as he got comfortable.Down + The Fallen Interlude3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Oh, that's right. He just doesn't think straight..." Mordecai said while facing the wall next to his bed. "He's always up to something..."
After minutes of wallowing and mumbling about Rigby, Mordecai began to remember the fun times that he had had with Margaret. How they laughed with each other while holding hands at the fancy restaurant downtown, swinging back and forth and having a good time.
"Those laughs...those memories.." Mordecai clinched his covers with his hands and a tear rolled down his left cheek. His eyes were now burning with the salt water that was now pouring from his eyes.
Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me
(You did this)
Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad..
-Drarry- Secrets 06Potions-Drarry- Secrets 062 years ago in Romance More Like This
Nods followed that statement, and Harry smiled. "Thanks, guys. That means a lot to me. But, erm, can't a bloke get a break? I would really like to dress, now that you've woken me up." He mock-glared at Seamus, who saluted him, before everybody scampered off to their part of the room.
Harry sighed. It was bound to be a long day.
Harry was determined as he made his way across the Potions classroom, his eyes and jaw set. He moved his eyes over the pale figure he was looking for, before he put his bag down next to the table and slid in next to Malfoy.
The other teen stiffened, before he glanced at Harry, his brow furrowed. "Potter."
"Malfoy," Harry greeted him brightly, a grin on his lips. He glanced over to Hermione and nodded minutely. She gave a small nod back, before their attention was snatched by the professor. The blond continued gazing at him with suspicion. Harry really
Lisa's Choice Ch. 10A simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 103 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leafed through a book not quite interested in it. Being left alone in Bob's apartment left an anxious pit in her stomach and every tiny noise put her on edge. A half-eaten sandwich sat on the table forgotten. Around noon she had attempted to eat something, but found herself not hungry.
"What have you gotten yourself into Lisa?" She asked herself. They couldn't stay in Springfield, not if they wanted any normal sort of life. Something better than what passed as normal in the dumb town she called home. She amused herself by imagining what sort of jobs they could do. Together they could do anything; maybe they could go into theater together. Bob certainly had the voice for it. One idea kept popping up in her thoughts. She had always had a natural inclination
The revenge of PinserThe revenge of Pinser4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The revenge of Pinser Part 1
(In the past war)
Lila: (Fighting black warriors)
Drakrom: Hello Lila
Lila: Drakrom I should have know
Drakrom: Hmm, are you so sure you can win this war against me?
Lila: I can, and I will!
Drakrom: I bet you can't save the kingdom and your children at the same time!
Lila: Grrrr you stay away from them!!
Drakrom: Its too late for that >
Drakrom: I alredy send someone to take care of your baby's
Lila: No!!! (Runs to her baby's)
Drakrom: Don't bother, I bet they are already DEAD!! >
Lila: (Turns Angel form to go faster)
(With her baby's)
DarkwarriorRecharges to kill the baby's)
Baby Violet and Pinser: (Crying) Waaaaaaaaahhhh
Lila: Stay away from my baby's!!! (Attack the Darkwarrior, with her double sword)
Darkwarrior: (Fights back)
(After a while of fighting)
Lila: Uhh (falls covered wi
Regular Crack Chapter 10~10th crack pairing: Benson and Margaret~Regular Crack Chapter 104 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson was sitting in his office, doing some paperwork as usual.
Where are those idiots with my coffee? They've been gone like 2 hours!
Soon enough, Mordecai and Rigby came through the door.
"Sorry we're late, Benson. We got your coffee." He set it down on the desk.
"Better late than forever, right?" Rigby chuckled at himself.
"Uh, it's never, dude, not forever." Mordecai corrected.
"Why on Earth did it take you guys 2 hours to get me one small coffee? I can't believe you guys actually SLACKED OFF on getting coffee!"
"Nono Benson, we just got caught up!"
"Yeah," Rigby said. "Mordecai wouldn't stop talking to 'Maaaargaret'-AH!" Mordecai punched him.
"It'll never happen again, Benson. I promise."
Benson raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure." He took a sip of the coffee and put it right down. "Ugh, it's all cold and weird-tasting now." He got up from his seat. "You morons can drink that coffee, I'll get my own!" With that, he left.
A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the MorningIn the morning, Mordecai opened his eyes to see…A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the Morning2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Margaret’s face? He jumped and almost fell right off his mattress. His heart raced again. Her breathing was soft and rhythmic; indicating she was still asleep. He stayed put in his bed until she rolled over and stretched. She glanced over at him and whispered “Morning!” with a small smile.
“Good morning!” Mordecai whispered, feeling very much like he was back in grade school. He took the moment to notice that Margaret looked even prettier in the morning than at a normal time in the day. He thought there was some stereotype that girls woke up in the morning with hair all astray and dead-looking faces without their make-up. Margaret obviously doesn’t fit that stereotype, Mordecai thought.
The two got up and examined their sleeping friends. Eileen had rolled over and she was nestled into Rigby, whose arm wrapped around her. The two other friends snickered. “Their blankets must have fallen off
Regular Show: UniformUniformRegular Show: Uniform4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"C'mon, dude. Best ten out of nineteen."
Mordecai and Rigby were standing in the park next to the lawn mower. The blue jay and raccoon had been playing rock, paper, scissors for quite a while to see who would drive the machine. As soon as one would win, the other would beg to play again. This time, it was Rigby asking Mordecai.
"Fine," Mordecai sighed. "But this is seriously the last time we're playing."
The two threw their hands down at the same time. Mordecai's formed a pair of scissors, while Rigby's was balled into a fist, to signify rock.
"Crap," the blue jay muttered. "Best twelve out of wait, what number were we on again?"
The raccoon thought for a moment. "Y'know, I can't remember. But it doesn't matter because you said that's the last time we're playing! OOOOHHH!!!" Rigby spun in a circle towards the driver's side of the lawn mower. "Looks like you're riding shotgun."
Suddenly, their boss Benson's voice boomed out from behind them. "HEY! You two were suppos
It's Just CarpetPhew....another week of work done....another week of it is sure to come....It's Just Carpet4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson hopelessly sighed as he sat down at the bar. First thing he saw was the bartender looking at him.
"A bottle of lite, that's all." The bartender nodded and walked away, chuckling at how lightly the bubblegum man likes to drink.
Even though it was Friday and the week was over, there was just no smile on Benson's face whatsoever.
My life has absolutely no point. It's all the same jazz. I'm just gonna go back to my crappy apartment, watch some crappy TV, then find out that it's gonna be Monday the next day and go to sleep. Then the rut begins all over again..
Soon after, the bartender came back.
"Here's your bottle of milk, kiddie." The bartender dropped the lite beer and just walked away, guffawing behind his long beard as he walked to other customers. Benson simply sighed and took a sip. "Simpleton."
Benson instantly recognized the voice and slightly cringed, looking at his bottle.
Speaking of si
This Day "Phineas, Phineas it's going to be okay!" Natasja assured her best friend, wrapping her arms around himThis Day3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Up above the caves holding the two friends hostage, another Phineas was slowly walking towards the mirror. He picked up a rose and stuck it in his hair
"This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
Everybody will gather round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all" he sang victoriously, his eyes flashing red
"This day was going to be perfect" Phineas sang gently, running through the caves, Natasja at his heels
"The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all." he looked away
"I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake" Phineas kicked over a table, grinning evilly
"Vows, well I will be lying when I say
That through any kind of
Slash the CoyoteSlash the Coyote3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Appearance: Brown coyote that has a belt that holds two gun holsters. He wears black shoes and has a black backpack that carries his ammo and other things. He has green eyes.
Personality: Laid back, has a sense of humor, if you anger him though, you will regret it. When a situation gets serious, he makes sure that he isn't joking around. When he gets himself in a gunfight, he remains calm, and then he assess the situation and then makes his moves.
Powers: Can control dark energy, turning him completely black and changing his eyes red. When he's in the black form, he can launch missiles of pure black energy, holding the power to destroy an entire skyscraper. Also, he can rip things to shreds. He can use Stasis control, slowing down time for him, and then letting him mark every move he does before he makes the move. Once out of Stasis control and he's planned his moves, his speed is incredibly increased.
Weapons: two Colt .45 M-1911 pistols, two knives
Sooner or later.Once upon a time, I breathed in innocence and exhaled simplicity. I remember it fondly.Sooner or later.4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I remember my favorite grass-stained overalls with the light blue butterfly embroidered on the pocket, my bare feet on the damp grass, the feeling of the wind, it tasted like sweet perfection, flying through every single strand of hair on my head as I chased the fireflies that danced in the evening air. I remember the old, rusty swing sets, and how if I got up in the air high enough I could touch the exact place in the cloudless sky where the earth itself curved, though no one ever believed it. Back then, I remember laughing every second just because there was once a time where optimism wasn't a challenge. Back when real friends weren't an endangered species, but a bubbling well, filled to the rim; when family was a single unit, not split into shards; when the biggest worry I had was people stealing my favorite scarlet-colored crayon after I dashed to the potty. Simple.
Zacky, Watching Over Us - A7XZacky, Watching Over US Avenged SevenfoldZacky, Watching Over Us - A7X4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You don't control me, Brian." Zacky looked at his boyfriend. Brian stared back hard. "No matter how many times you tell yourself you can, you can't." His voice was low, stinging venom.
"You know that I don't do what I do on purpose. I don't mean it." Brian stared at his shoes, defeated. Zacky stared at him, his eyes seeming to burn holes through his body. He didn't like that feeling; he felt like Zacky was looking at his soul; weighing his heart against a feather.
Zacky shook his head. "If you don't mean it, then why do you do it? I've had enough of it. You make me feel awful about myself in so many ways. You were right the other night. Avenged Sevenfold would be better without me. So I'm going. You and the guys won't have to deal with me another day."
"I love you, Zacky! Don't go please "
"It's my life. I'm doing what's right for me."
And with one last hard look at Brian, Zacky walked out of the house, out of Brian's life
Make It StopMake It StopMake It Stop4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ethan James was walking home when a group of kids from school drove by. They started shouting at him. He blocked out all the names that they were calling him. Suddenly, they started throwing things at him. Bottles, cans, anything they had in the car that was disposable and could be thrown. Ethan started swearing and picked up speed. Before he knew it, he was running down the street, toward his home.
He turned down a road and ran a bit more before turning again and running into his yard. He looked behind him, but the kids were gone. He sighed and fell against the side of his house. He slid down and sat on the grass. He lifted his hands to his hair, and pulled.
"Dammit, I can't take it anymore!" He shouted. "I can't take it anymore," he said quieter. His green eyes welled up with tears. He dropped his hands and stood up. Then, he slowly walked into his house and up to his room. He sat on his bed, staring out his window, and cried. "I can't take it. I just can't take it."
Painful Past Long Forgotten - Ch 2Painful Past Long ForgottenPainful Past Long Forgotten - Ch 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After Timmy went straight onto bed, Tommy slowly closed their bedroom door shut trying to not make any loud sounds and looked over at his sister. She was hugging her teddy bear tightly to her chest and he could tell she was about to cry. He quickly ran over and hugged her close wiping away her tears trying to be as comforting as possible. It was hard, though, after everything they had heard from downstairs.
"W-What's going to happen to Mom and Dad?" Tammy asked trying to stop her sobbing.
"I don't know," Tommy replied tightening his hug and laying his head on hers. "Everything is going to turn out alright, sis."
"No, it's not," Tammy said shaking her head and rubbing her eyes with one hand. "They've been fighting for so long now. Dad's going to lose Mom and then "
"There has to be something we can do," Tommy whispered before letting go of his sister to walk over to the bed stand and get a tissue. "Here, blow."
After Tammy blew her nose as qui
FusionsA burst of color, of thought, of wonder,Fusions3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A fusion of bright light,
It calls me, it calls me to give up
My dark thoughts to,
Let go of death, to take forth life,
This fusion of colors,
Of life and of safety, they call me home,
To the love, the comfort,
To the kindness and care which i owe,
To the fusion of life
A burst of darkness, of shade, of death,
A dark fusion of hate,
It tells me off, tells me off giving up,
My dark thoughts, tells me to,
Let go of life, to take up death,
the fusion of darkness,
Of death, it tells me off home,
Off life, off comfort,
Calls me to the hate and loss to which i owe,
The fusion of death
I CHOSE THE FUSION OF LIFE
Orphan- Ch1"Rapunzel"Orphan- Ch13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You were my new dream"
"... and you were mine"
To say Rapunzel was happy today, would be an understatement. It was her six month wedding anniversary with Eugene, and she had woken up to several roses and a note saying how much he loved her.
The girl was wearing the new blue dress her mother had given her, and had -reluctantly- donned a pair of flats. The Princess hated shoes. Absolutely hated them. They seemed so inconvenient and stuffy. She preferred her feet and toes to be free. But then, maybe that was just her.
She twirled over to the door where her mother was waiting for her.
"Good morning mom" she beamed, wrapping her arms around the woman
The woman received the hug willingly and smiled warmly
"Good morning dear" she replied "Are you ready?"
"Yes" Rapunzel beamed "Ready"
"Okay" The queen stooped over and kissed her daughter's cheek, and Rapunzel mimicked the action on her mother's cheek "Be safe, my dear"
"I will be" Rapunzel promised
Bottled UpThey say it’s never goodBottled Up2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To keep things bottled up
Let them out
Let your voice be heard
But do people listen?
Hear you as you scream
Unheard or ignored,
Hard to tell
Scream out loud until your face is blue
Confront them until your back is stabbed
Hide until your heart is stone
Keep things bottled up
Or let them out
Lose or lose
Either way you’re left with one thing
An empty bottle
A broken shell
Red vs. Blue? What the Hell part 3Red vs. Blue? What the Hell part 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Red vs. Blue? What the Hell!
The Kidnappers and Spanish Speaker
(at the location of the Master Emerald, eight o'clock in the night) "Jesus, how the hell am I suppose to talk to you if you can't understand me and I can't understand you?" Knuckles questioned Lopez. "*in spanish* I don't know dumbass, how do you think we should go about on this one?" Lopez remarked. "There has to be a way to translate your language. Wish we had some sort of translator." Knuckles said. "*in spanish* No shit." Lopez said back to Knuckles. "Shut up." Knuckles said. "*in spanish* You shut up." Lopez said back. "Shut up" "*in spanish* You shut up." "SHUT UP!" "*in spanish* Shut the fuck up." "Goddamnit, I said shut up!" "*in spanish* How about we both shut up." "You know what, how about we both shut up!" "*in spanish* I just said that."
(at the location of Tails's kidnappers, nine o'clock in the night) Shadow parked the car in front of the kidnappers house. Everyone got out, with the exception of Grif,
A speech about Coldplay.COLDPLAYA speech about Coldplay.4 years ago in Letters More Like This
BEHIND THE AWESOMENESS.
People see my love for Coldplay as an unhealthy obsession, they haven't told me, but I know they think it. Well, I won't call it an obsession; because an obsession is something destructive and Coldplay is NOT destructive. I'm a really huge Coldplay fan. I'm the only one of my friends who is a Coldplay fan and that makes me feel awkward, those guys are my life.
They are the only band that can make me cry with a happy song like ETIAW, that I can actually shout with all my heart I LOVE COLDPLAY! and never give a fuck about others, the only band which I don't like only one of the members. I may love Chris, but it's because he is my type of man, my dreamed one. He writes such beautiful songs, he calms me down with his voice, I love his piano skills, and he makes me laugh a lot. But I also love and admire each one of them. I totally love and get completely jealous of Jonny's guitar skills, his solos and/or guitar riffs are AMAZING, he's an aw