The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
The revenge of PinserThe revenge of Pinser4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The revenge of Pinser Part 1
(In the past war)
Lila: (Fighting black warriors)
Drakrom: Hello Lila
Lila: Drakrom I should have know
Drakrom: Hmm, are you so sure you can win this war against me?
Lila: I can, and I will!
Drakrom: I bet you can't save the kingdom and your children at the same time!
Lila: Grrrr you stay away from them!!
Drakrom: Its too late for that >
Drakrom: I alredy send someone to take care of your baby's
Lila: No!!! (Runs to her baby's)
Drakrom: Don't bother, I bet they are already DEAD!! >
Lila: (Turns Angel form to go faster)
(With her baby's)
DarkwarriorRecharges to kill the baby's)
Baby Violet and Pinser: (Crying) Waaaaaaaaahhhh
Lila: Stay away from my baby's!!! (Attack the Darkwarrior, with her double sword)
Darkwarrior: (Fights back)
(After a while of fighting)
Lila: Uhh (falls covered wi
Sonics First Love Ch.10 The second Baby or Babies?Its been three whole months since that big fiasco with Amy and Rouge. Sonic, Shadow, Silver and Imani were still staying with Knuckles until they felt they were ready to go home. One day, Shadow took Sonic back up to Egg-mans base, because he was having contractions. Silver along with Imani and Knuckles were in the waiting area, when Shadow came walking out of the room.Sonics First Love Ch.10 The second Baby or Babies?3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"How is he?" Silver asked in concern.
"He's resting, Egg-man gave him some pain medicine to help relax him. Imani you wanna go in and see Mommy?" Shadow asked looking at his little girl.
" Yes daddy." Imani said as she ran to Shadow.
"I can't believe you guys actually trust Egg-man to deliever your baby." Knuckles said feeling abit on edge about being there.
"What? He helped deliever Imani before. Sonic wasn't really sure about trusting him either, but after seeing how nice Egg-man could be, he realized that the doctor can be trusted."
When Shadow walked back into Sonics room with Imani, he sat her down next to him on t
Lisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final ChapterA simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 12 Final Chapter3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leaned against the side of Bob's car. He had loaded up their purchases already. When Lisa didn't say anything he broke the silence.
"Not to pressure you Lisa, but where are we going to look? She might have simply run away."
"She wouldn't have run. Bart left her alone before, because our parents were more likely to believe her then me. No, she didn't run. Bart took her somewhere."
Lisa had been asking herself that very same question. Bart could only go so far dragging a little girl with him, and knowing him this was a game. No doubt he would be expecting her to come after him. Though he probably envisioned her groveling not pissed as she was. He would pick a deserted building most likely and one the police won't think to look. It suddenly clicked.
Please Wake UpWhat the heck had happened? Mordecai was just there, sitting at the table. And then poof! He was gone. "What happened?" Benson asked, just as confused as anyone. Well, except for the employees who were looking grave.Please Wake Up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"We tried to stop him," said the man who last spoke to Mordecai, "we tried to save him."
"What are you talking about?" Muscleman asked.
"There's one final part of the Eggscellent Challenge," the man explained, "and no one ever-"
"I'm back!" Everyone turned and saw Mordecai, smiling and holding his prize. That blue net hat with that infamous phrase "I'm Eggscellent" plastered right on the front.
The park employees cheered while the restaurant employees looked dumbfounded. "Maybe he really was 'the One'," the manager said, before giving a small smile.
"So, you ready to wake Rigby up?" Skips asked. Mordecai nodded. Together, all six friends walked out of the small diner.
The bluejay was calm and collected on the outside, but at the same time anxious. He hadn't heard his frien
Down + The Fallen Interlude"I don't see why Rigby is acting like a crybaby. He should have seen it coming," Mordecai said to himself as he got comfortable.Down + The Fallen Interlude3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
"Oh, that's right. He just doesn't think straight..." Mordecai said while facing the wall next to his bed. "He's always up to something..."
After minutes of wallowing and mumbling about Rigby, Mordecai began to remember the fun times that he had had with Margaret. How they laughed with each other while holding hands at the fancy restaurant downtown, swinging back and forth and having a good time.
"Those laughs...those memories.." Mordecai clinched his covers with his hands and a tear rolled down his left cheek. His eyes were now burning with the salt water that was now pouring from his eyes.
Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me
(You did this)
Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad..
Lisa's Choice Ch. 10A simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 103 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
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Lisa leafed through a book not quite interested in it. Being left alone in Bob's apartment left an anxious pit in her stomach and every tiny noise put her on edge. A half-eaten sandwich sat on the table forgotten. Around noon she had attempted to eat something, but found herself not hungry.
"What have you gotten yourself into Lisa?" She asked herself. They couldn't stay in Springfield, not if they wanted any normal sort of life. Something better than what passed as normal in the dumb town she called home. She amused herself by imagining what sort of jobs they could do. Together they could do anything; maybe they could go into theater together. Bob certainly had the voice for it. One idea kept popping up in her thoughts. She had always had a natural inclination
Sonics First Love Chapter 6: The Baby's ComingTwo months later, Sonic was cleaning around the house when Shadow walked in from shopping. As he walked into the kitchen, Sonic was washing the dishes.Sonics First Love Chapter 6: The Baby's Coming3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey Sonic, I'm back from the store." Shadow said as he started putting the groceries away.
"Oh good... So did you get everything we need for the baby?" Sonic asked as he finished cleaning the last dish.
" How are you feeling by the way?"
"I'm good actually, can't wait for the baby gets here. I'm dying to know if it's a boy or a girl."
"Yeah I can't wait either."
Sonic was about to drink some of his tea when suddenly he felt a shot of pain in his stomach. Almost like someone just punched him in the gut really hard. Clutching his stomach, he fell to his knees. Shadow looked behind him and saw that Sonic was on the floor crying.
"Sonic.... Sonic what's wrong?" Shadow shouted in a worried tone
"I-I'm not sure... C-call Eggman... Hurry." Sonic said still clutching his stomach.
Shadow called Eggman and told him what was happening. Immediatel
Sonadow-Tragic Love part 2tails:"So-sonic?!"Sonadow-Tragic Love part 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Knuckles:"what are you doing!?!?!"
sonic was able to break free again
Sonic:"HELP ME-!" sonic couldnt finish what he was saying because Shadow kept kissing him
Then knuckles ran over and punched Shadow and he knocked him off of sonic.And shadow was passed out for a little while.
sonic layed there hesitating really hard and tails came over and helped him get up.
Tails:"What happened sonic?"
Sonic:"I-I don't know...one moment we were chatting a-and the next he was-"... sonic was to afraid to say it.
knuckles:"well come on lets get you home"
as they were walking sonic looked back at shadow (lying there) sonic thought 'but we cant just leave him there...'
but sonic didnt say anything.
Regular Crack Chapter 10~10th crack pairing: Benson and Margaret~Regular Crack Chapter 104 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson was sitting in his office, doing some paperwork as usual.
Where are those idiots with my coffee? They've been gone like 2 hours!
Soon enough, Mordecai and Rigby came through the door.
"Sorry we're late, Benson. We got your coffee." He set it down on the desk.
"Better late than forever, right?" Rigby chuckled at himself.
"Uh, it's never, dude, not forever." Mordecai corrected.
"Why on Earth did it take you guys 2 hours to get me one small coffee? I can't believe you guys actually SLACKED OFF on getting coffee!"
"Nono Benson, we just got caught up!"
"Yeah," Rigby said. "Mordecai wouldn't stop talking to 'Maaaargaret'-AH!" Mordecai punched him.
"It'll never happen again, Benson. I promise."
Benson raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure." He took a sip of the coffee and put it right down. "Ugh, it's all cold and weird-tasting now." He got up from his seat. "You morons can drink that coffee, I'll get my own!" With that, he left.
Sonics First Love Ch 9: Unexpected VisitorsTwo months have passed and Shadow was keeping a vigil eye on Sonic making sure that he doesn't do anything stupid or wonder off anywhere.Sonics First Love Ch 9: Unexpected Visitors3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shadow you don't have to keep watching me like this. Nothings gonna happen to me or the baby." Sonic said
"I don't care, you need to have more common sense about you're doing. You can not be strolling to where ever and when ever you want without me by your side." Shadow said yelling at the pregnant hedgehog.
"Ugh... You have some serious over protective issues Shadow."
A few seconds after Sonic said that, Imani came in and tapped Sonic on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Sonic said when he saw Imani sitting next to him.
"Mommy play?" Imani said when she pulled out a few of her toys.
" Sure honey, I'll play with you."
While Sonic was playing with Imani, he suddenly felt a pain in the pit of stomach which forced him to lean off the couch. But before he hit the floor Shadow manage to catch him in time
"Ngh... Aaaah!" Sonic screamed.
"Mommy.... you ok?!" Imani aske
A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the MorningIn the morning, Mordecai opened his eyes to see…A Regular Romance - Ch.4: In the Morning3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Margaret’s face? He jumped and almost fell right off his mattress. His heart raced again. Her breathing was soft and rhythmic; indicating she was still asleep. He stayed put in his bed until she rolled over and stretched. She glanced over at him and whispered “Morning!” with a small smile.
“Good morning!” Mordecai whispered, feeling very much like he was back in grade school. He took the moment to notice that Margaret looked even prettier in the morning than at a normal time in the day. He thought there was some stereotype that girls woke up in the morning with hair all astray and dead-looking faces without their make-up. Margaret obviously doesn’t fit that stereotype, Mordecai thought.
The two got up and examined their sleeping friends. Eileen had rolled over and she was nestled into Rigby, whose arm wrapped around her. The two other friends snickered. “Their blankets must have fallen off
Regular Show: UniformUniformRegular Show: Uniform4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"C'mon, dude. Best ten out of nineteen."
Mordecai and Rigby were standing in the park next to the lawn mower. The blue jay and raccoon had been playing rock, paper, scissors for quite a while to see who would drive the machine. As soon as one would win, the other would beg to play again. This time, it was Rigby asking Mordecai.
"Fine," Mordecai sighed. "But this is seriously the last time we're playing."
The two threw their hands down at the same time. Mordecai's formed a pair of scissors, while Rigby's was balled into a fist, to signify rock.
"Crap," the blue jay muttered. "Best twelve out of wait, what number were we on again?"
The raccoon thought for a moment. "Y'know, I can't remember. But it doesn't matter because you said that's the last time we're playing! OOOOHHH!!!" Rigby spun in a circle towards the driver's side of the lawn mower. "Looks like you're riding shotgun."
Suddenly, their boss Benson's voice boomed out from behind them. "HEY! You two were suppos
It's Just CarpetPhew....another week of work done....another week of it is sure to come....It's Just Carpet4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Benson hopelessly sighed as he sat down at the bar. First thing he saw was the bartender looking at him.
"A bottle of lite, that's all." The bartender nodded and walked away, chuckling at how lightly the bubblegum man likes to drink.
Even though it was Friday and the week was over, there was just no smile on Benson's face whatsoever.
My life has absolutely no point. It's all the same jazz. I'm just gonna go back to my crappy apartment, watch some crappy TV, then find out that it's gonna be Monday the next day and go to sleep. Then the rut begins all over again..
Soon after, the bartender came back.
"Here's your bottle of milk, kiddie." The bartender dropped the lite beer and just walked away, guffawing behind his long beard as he walked to other customers. Benson simply sighed and took a sip. "Simpleton."
Benson instantly recognized the voice and slightly cringed, looking at his bottle.
Speaking of si
Warriors Into The Wild Parody-PrologueTigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?Warriors Into The Wild Parody-Prologue2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.
Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.
Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.
Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.
Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.
Redtail: We might as well cancel the party. RiverClan is ruining it.
Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!
Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.
Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...
Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?
Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.
Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.
Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.
Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?
Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to
Home"Artie can I Talk to you for a second ?"Home3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Brit turned around and stared at the American, who looked like he was going to start crying any minute now. Suddenly he very alarmed, trying to figure out what was going on, and if he had said something hurtful to him that he might not have actually meant but the other had taken to heart.
"Y- Of course, Alfred. Whatever's the matter ?"
"I just I don't know what to do anymore, Artie. Everything seems to be goin' down the drain, and everyone's been goin' insane. Money's tight right now and things Things are goin' just awful, Artie. S- Sometimes I wish it would go back to the way it was, but I know we gotta just keep pushin' on. That's what a hero does. B-But Sometimes I'm just wonderin' if I'm doin' the right thing Sometimes I wonder If I'm really a hero "
Alfred looked away, tears starting to roll down his face. His normal upbeat energy was completely gone, and now,
sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 1It was reaping day in district H but before the reaping sonic was out with his best friend silver*sonic at :The Hunger Games: part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
They hunted together to feed their district even if it was illegal all of H needed it bad*
Sonic sat under a tree which had a good view of H when silver came and sat by him*
Silver: what's wrong sonic?
Sonic: it's the first day Sonia gets her name in the reaping and last night she had nightmares about her name being pulled
Silver: but that's like 1 in a million I will never happen
Sonic: hey silver how many times is your name in there?
Silver: don't worry we will never be pulled
Sonic: I guess so
Silver: well happy hunger games
Sonic: and may the odds ever be in your favor
They both laugh*
Silver : hey lets go take the kill back down to H ok?
They get the kill and walk down the H*
Later sonic was selling some meat to an old woman in the hobs. The hobs is where hedgehogs come to sell and buy things*
???: thank you sonny
Sonic looks at th
:-Easy Target-:The October night was still young and now, at the park, the concert was now taking place. People rocking out everywhere, with drinks in hand, throwing their fists up in the air; it is a wonder if none of them started a mosh pit. The singers singing in the microphones and the strumming of guitars and the beating of the drums. Everyone was having a wonderful time. Benson was impressed of Skips and his plan and watched as the money poured in, literally.:-Easy Target-:3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Rigby would have attended, but he knew that Mordecai would be there, giving him death stares and having the look of him about to murder the raccoon. He decided to just stay in the house and play some video games, eat some snacks, and do whatever that would entertain him.
The raccoon sighed, "It sounds awesome out there..." At that moment, he thought to himself about how Mordecai and him would be rocking out to that concert. How they would be drinking cans and cans of soda and fist pumping in the air. He sighed one more time and continued t
Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,6Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?Warriors Into The Wild Parody: Chapters 4,5,62 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in t
TheRigby - First session"Rigby."TheRigby - First session3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry to wake you up, but we have just a few minutes left in our session, and it would be irresponsible of me not to try to help you."
"Look, dude, therapy is lame."
"Then why are you here?"
"Because this sofa is the comfiest thing ever."
"I mean, why did you come in the first place?"
"You know why, dude. My stupid boss said I need to go to counselling, or he's going to fire me."
"OK - why don't you tell me exactly why he's sent you here?"
"It was last week. We'd all just finished work and we were playing football. I hate football but I didn't want to look like a loser. But Muscle Man was being such a jerk. He kept stepping on me. On purpose!"
"Then what happened?"
"What do you think? I kicked him in the junk, but he just pushed me back onto the mud and stood on me again. I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get out of there. He let me up, I ran off the field and everyone was laughing at me - even Mordecai and Pops."
"From my notes I see that Mordecai's you
Regular Crack Chapter 13~13th crack pairing: Rigby and Benson~Regular Crack Chapter 134 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch watching TV. It was a Saturday, and Saturday meant relaxation.
Rigby wiped his mouth, feeling it was dry. Stupid mouth.
"Hey Mordecai, do me a solid and get me some soda."
Mordecai simply glared at him.
"Dude, I'm never doing solids with you again."
"Ah man, why not?"
Mordecai scoffed. "You don't remember what happened last time? How you almost messed the house up? And you almost destroyed my rep because of the..you know.."
Rigby started to chuckle. "Oh yeah, I remember. That was awesome." He chuckled.
"Hope you enjoyed it, because I'm never doing that again, same goes for the solids."
"What? C'mon man, my mouth's dry and my feet are asleep. Please?"
"Fine." Mordecai grinned. "But I have a solid for you once I get back."
"Pfft, bring it on, man. You suck at giving solids."
Mordecai went to get him a glass of soda. As he came back, he smiled gleefully as he watched the raccoon guzzle the soda. When he was
Slash the CoyoteSlash the Coyote3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Appearance: Brown coyote that has a belt that holds two gun holsters. He wears black shoes and has a black backpack that carries his ammo and other things. He has green eyes.
Personality: Laid back, has a sense of humor, if you anger him though, you will regret it. When a situation gets serious, he makes sure that he isn't joking around. When he gets himself in a gunfight, he remains calm, and then he assess the situation and then makes his moves.
Powers: Can control dark energy, turning him completely black and changing his eyes red. When he's in the black form, he can launch missiles of pure black energy, holding the power to destroy an entire skyscraper. Also, he can rip things to shreds. He can use Stasis control, slowing down time for him, and then letting him mark every move he does before he makes the move. Once out of Stasis control and he's planned his moves, his speed is incredibly increased.
Weapons: two Colt .45 M-1911 pistols, two knives
Sooner or later.Once upon a time, I breathed in innocence and exhaled simplicity. I remember it fondly.Sooner or later.4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I remember my favorite grass-stained overalls with the light blue butterfly embroidered on the pocket, my bare feet on the damp grass, the feeling of the wind, it tasted like sweet perfection, flying through every single strand of hair on my head as I chased the fireflies that danced in the evening air. I remember the old, rusty swing sets, and how if I got up in the air high enough I could touch the exact place in the cloudless sky where the earth itself curved, though no one ever believed it. Back then, I remember laughing every second just because there was once a time where optimism wasn't a challenge. Back when real friends weren't an endangered species, but a bubbling well, filled to the rim; when family was a single unit, not split into shards; when the biggest worry I had was people stealing my favorite scarlet-colored crayon after I dashed to the potty. Simple.
Zacky, Watching Over Us - A7XZacky, Watching Over US Avenged SevenfoldZacky, Watching Over Us - A7X4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You don't control me, Brian." Zacky looked at his boyfriend. Brian stared back hard. "No matter how many times you tell yourself you can, you can't." His voice was low, stinging venom.
"You know that I don't do what I do on purpose. I don't mean it." Brian stared at his shoes, defeated. Zacky stared at him, his eyes seeming to burn holes through his body. He didn't like that feeling; he felt like Zacky was looking at his soul; weighing his heart against a feather.
Zacky shook his head. "If you don't mean it, then why do you do it? I've had enough of it. You make me feel awful about myself in so many ways. You were right the other night. Avenged Sevenfold would be better without me. So I'm going. You and the guys won't have to deal with me another day."
"I love you, Zacky! Don't go please "
"It's my life. I'm doing what's right for me."
And with one last hard look at Brian, Zacky walked out of the house, out of Brian's life