Oh no, my inner crab is acting up again oh yeah and I'm trying to get GIMP so i can mimic MSPAINT style without the difficulties of actual paint.
Fuck, It made me download a bunch of stupid crap (i dont care about the weather damn it!)
ANYWAYS~ I have been containing all this for awhile so expect a hole chunk loads of crap that may or may not apply to you!
1: Yaoi insest.
I hate yaoi to begin with (it is honestly just a sad excuse for fan service for lonely women) but yaoi insest really? Would you fuck your brother/sister? I wouldnt. So why are there people that ship two siblings and make awful fanfictions about them having sex? I know these are fictional characters but the fact that there are people that ok with that shit. It makes me feel sorry for Emmet and Ingo. Damn that submas fandom, no wonder i left you
2: Being a proper fan of something
Am I the only one that gets pissed off when someone says they are a huge fan of something but they havent properly gotten into the fandom yet? It just annoys the shit out
A Saturn fanfic"but boss! I want to go to HQ with you!" said the insanely obese SaturnA Saturn fanfic1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"No, Saturn you need to stay at lake valor so you can make sure no pesky children get in the way" responded Cyrus
Saturn just stood there as he watched his beloved boss grab his butt and flew away into the sky. To this day he still doesn't know how Cyrus does that.
"oh well I might as well look around" thought Saturn.
Its early in the morning and lake Valor is looking as eerie as ever. Suspicious. Even a tad bit alarming. It feels as if someone is watching the poor, nerdy saturn. What will you do?
Suddenly, you hear strange noises in the nearby bushes.