Jokers PrincessChapter oneJokers Princess2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley looked nervously down at the little white stick in her hand, then at her watch. 30 seconds.
30 seconds standing in between a joyous life of crime with her beloved mistah J or resigning herself to deskwork for nearly a year.
25 seconds. Harley paced in anticipation. She could just be coming down with a bug...
What would he say? Would he be sad? mad? happy? disappointed?
What would he do to her? He never meant to hurt her, but sometimes his anger got the best of him.
Harley stared at the little white stick in her hand. It could change her life forever.
Harley nervously looked down at th stick. On it was a little red plus sign. It was positive, Harleen quinzell was pregnant.
The joker sat scribbling at some blueprints on his desk. He was intensely concentrated. Harley slowly walked into his office, he didn't look up.
"Mistah J?" She squeaked
"I'm busy Harles."
"Harley, I'm buisy."
Batman: Under the Red HoodBatman: Under the Red Hood5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Bruce Greenwood-Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jensen Ackles-Red Hood
Niel Patrick Harris-Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Jason Isaacs-Ra's Al Ghul
Wade Williams-Black Mask/Roman Sionis
John DiMaggio-The Joker
This is a review of the new DC animated film, Under the Red Hood ("No shit Sherlock!" comments are always appreciated). This is... wow. This was wow. It is one of the best animated films I've ever seen. It was cool. The basic plot is a new vigilante who doesn't mind lethal force named the Red Hood has invaded Gotham, turning the criminals on each other, leaving it to Batman to stop an enemy who knows his every move.
Yeah, I kinda suck at summarizing plots. This was just a cool, badass movie. Finely directed, written, acted and animated. As an adaption of A Death in the Family and Under the Red Hood storylines, it respects these sources and brings something new to the table. Elements and themes that made the 1989 Batman, The Dark Knight and the Animated S
See You Again (Quicksilver Tribute)See You Again (Quicksilver Tribute)4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
He and his twin sister had survived the arrangements. Pietro, given the power of enhanced speed, would fight alongside the Avengers in a war against Ultron's army. Even in a bleak situation, he would always find a way to poke his fun. He's the element of surprise. In a blue streak he would run over Hawkeye and then with a smug look say, "Didn't see that coming?" His charming attitude, sapphire eyes, and silky white hair are what make Pietro a world to be taken away.
It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again
"My son!" A woman screamed. Tears streamed down her face as she looked around desperately. "He's not here!"
Hawkeye sighed. He had just gotten everyone together to leave the city. At least he thought he did. He approached the woman and she pointed at
ReplacementTitle: ReplacementReplacement4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Family
Rating: T for Jay's mouth.
Summary: Dick chose Damian as his Robin, and Tim feels hurt. Tim has a run-in with Jason and finally can empathize with why Jason calls him "Replacement."
A/N: My take on Timmy's feelings about Damian and Dick as the Dynamic Duo. And I added some cute moments between Jay and Tim. This is before Tim became Red Robin.
Timothy Drake-Wayne was miserable. This feeling wasn't uncommon for him, but usually he could keep it at bay. Now, the emotion hit him full force, overwhelming him. Never had he felt so unwanted and alone. Someone else had become Robin. Batman's partner was no longer Tim Drake. Perhaps it was because Batman was no longer Bruce Wayne, or perhaps it was because the new Robin was Bruce Wayne's biological son. No matter what it was, Tim wasn't <
Doctor Strange FanficDoctor Strange Fanfic8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ealie stuffed her daily rations into her mouth almost as fast as she could swallow. She was nervous, nervous beyond any imagination. Today was her first battle.
She had trained faster than any sorcerer, or sorceress, had ever trained before. They all had. All the children from the ward had seen the man in thier dreams, had woken up in thier rooms, had found the maps under thier pillow along with a plane ticket and warm clothing.
All had made the journey to Tibet. They all saw the man from thier dreams again.
Doctor Strange, they called him. Sorcerer Supreme. This had not seemed too important to them at first, then they realized something. They, too, were to become sorcerers. Strange and Wong, his master, were the last alive. They had survived the battle with Dormammu, the evil demon from another realm, and had sealed him in place again. They had all been honored.
The first time Ealie saw him, she recodnized him at once. Not from her dream, though she had seen him there too, but from wh
Evil AngelYou know my heart and you know my soul.Evil Angel6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You see through me as if I was glass.
You've gotten straight to my core.
The walls I've made didn't keep you out.
I was taken away by your charm.
I thought you were my angel.
Sent to save me from the demons that were calling to me.
Instead you've taken an angel and created a demon.
Once a pure soul, now shattered.
Fighting to keep a hold on her humanity.
You just sit there with a twisted grin.
You wanted this to happen.
You planned it all from the beginning.
What I thought was a dream was really a nightmare, hidden behind a halo.
I thought I loved you.
I thought you loved me.
Now you open your wings to finish what you started.
To make your own demon.
To make another of us fall.
I won't forget that twisted grin of yours.
Showing you enjoyed the whole thing.
Watching me in agony.
As my soul slips away.
As my eyes turn blood red.
As the halo falls to uncover dark red horns.
I screamed in pure pain.
The golden white wings turn black and torn.
when life and death fell in lovelife is so beautiful thatwhen life and death fell in love2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
death fell in love.
she set a trap and he got caught,
caged in her flower crowns
and toxic sweater sleeves.
their romance was a mountain,
with beauty tucked inside the tree trunks.
and when one was about to fall,
the other was right there to catch them.
so tell me,
how could two things so different
believe in each other so much,
when we can’t even do it ourselves?
Confused Torment- Part 17 (Fenris)Confused Torment- Part 17 (Fenris)4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He bowed his back and shoved his hands deeper into his pockets. He had thought, for sure, that if he took the long way through Darktown, he would be warmer. The corridors creaked in response to the howling wind as the cold air assaulted him in the narrow passages, sending chills up his spine. It was almost worse than walking outside. He cursed under his breath for not thinking to wear another layer under his armor. Even after three years, he still wasn't used to how fast the temperatures dropped within the weeks prior to the onslaught of Kirkwall's winter months.
He was tempted to quicken his pace but resisted the urge, despite the cold. He still wasn't sure what he was going to say to Hawke when he saw her. He knew that it was going to be awkward. He had not seen her for weeks, which had made him absolutely miserable; especially because for many months, prior to their break in contact, he had spent nearly every evening with her.
Confused Torment - Part 1 (Hawke)Confused Torment - Part 1 (Hawke)4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hawke watched as expressions of anger and pain coursed through his eyes, while they restlessly flitted around the room in disdain. In the three years that she had come to know him, she had never seen Fenris this waysearching for stability over his emotions. He had always acted with complete caution and a demeanor of control that she had admired. Even amidst their most heated debates, over magic and mage's rights, he would always remain collected while he voiced his opinions. His body was tensing, his hands balled into fists; he was pacing anxiously back and forth. She could tell that he was struggling to maintain his composure.
"Do you want to talk about it?" She half whispered.
Fenris halted and turned towards her, his green eyes boring deep into hers with vehement rage. "No, I don't want to talk about it!" he snapped. "This could be a trap! Danarius could have sent Hadriana here to tell me about this sister. Even if he didn't, trying to find her
Don't leave me againDamian was bored.Don't leave me again4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Well, there was always the option of surfing in the net with his laptop, but he wasn't really the guy for Facebook or whatever other community there was, so he had to settle with reading the books in his room. He had tried to go down into the cave to work on his bike, but his father had stopped and sent him up to his room again. Something about not moving around too much in his current state. As he remembered the events of last week, he tried his best to not growl at his own incompetence. The boy had been supposed to simply get a little information on his mission and he was naïve enough to not see the bombs that were scattered all over the place. Three years going solo and he had not been able to see such a simple trap. The half Arabian winced a little as he moved his broken limb into a more comfortable position. Stupid broken leg. The doctor said that it was damaged so much that he was not able to properly restore it, so it would hinder his growth. Not that it m
Scar Killer: Chapter 7Scar killerScar Killer: Chapter 73 years ago in Horror More Like This
Robin knew what was coming; he knew that the pain he had felt that knight so many years ago would come back. He knew that he was going to die. And that his friends were going to watch. Zsasz would stop at nothing until he got the mark that he had been waiting so long for. Robin took in a deep breath and exhaled. He watched as the mad man approached him with the dagger. The man's smile never leaving his face still he kept walking forwards. The man laughed a horrid laugh, staring hungrily at the boy in front of him.
He snapped his eyes shut, waiting for the pain to starts. Zsasz grabbed Robin and dragged him to the middle of the room so that his friends could see the torture or in Zsasz's case salvation better. Robin, with his eyes still shut listened to his friend's calls. He could hear them calling his name as Zsasz laughed and smiled. "You shall be saved little bird."
Zsasz cut open his top and ripped it off. His friends gasped and he knew why the
Ivy's Fetish Part 2 It had been several days since Catwoman had disappeared and Batman was getting worried. She would stay out of his direct sight ,but sometimes he saw her out of the corner of his eye in the shadows. He hadn't seen her since last week and he was concerned. He had consulted Alfred about it but his advice was "You can't pretend that you understand Ms. Kyle Master Bruce so you should not worry." He still wasn't sure so he was following his instincts and investigating. Hopefully she was alright and not caught up in a mob den.Ivy's Fetish Part 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Back at the Hovel...
"Finaly I have enough fruits to sate my needs for bigger boobs!"
Poison Ivy had been manufacturing Utter fruits since last week and was ready to start her inflation. Catwoman had been lashed down since then and was barely conscious due to how many times she had made herself orgasm. She had survived by drinking the milk from her breasts. Every time she did so she nearly passed out because her tits were so sensitive.
Love, Blood and Tears: Chapter 7Love, Blood & TearsLove, Blood and Tears: Chapter 74 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Shepard took up a holo conference with the Illusive Man. Shepard was upset to discover that he lured the Collectors to the colony because he was not willing to wait any longer for them to strike. Bastard! He assured Shepard that no other colonies would be sacrificed and that he would find a way for them to successfully pass through the Omega 4 relay; the gateway used by the Collectors. No other ship had gone through the relay and return safely. The Illusive Man encouraged Shepard to continue building her team and gave her three more dossiers.
Shepard set a course for Illium; two of her candidates were at that location. Kill two birds with one stone.
They docked at Nos Astra and Shepard didn't waste any time heading out, Garrus and Jack in tow. As they left the docking bay they were approached by a concierge. "Welcome to Nos Astra Commander Shepard. We've
Aphmau's past part 1Aphmau’s Backstory (note this is not canon just a fan fiction my fan fiction)Aphmau's past part 13 months ago in Drama More Like This
Thank you to the deviantartist KrystaltheHedgehog25 for the inspiration go check her out!!
now lets start!! so grab your popcorn cookies whatever and chill while you camp Aph channel and don’t deny it!!
Aphmau woke up in a cold sweat her heart racing it was another nightmare about her past she knew next to nothing about she look out the window it was very early morning as she was about to go back to bed but she smell eggs and bacon cooking Zoey must be cooking breakfast she went down stairs Zoey was eating her breakfast one plate was finished off and one look like it was played with Aphmau guess Levin and Malachi wanted to play in their new treehouse Aphmau took a seat and look at her breakfast she did not have a appetite at all
Zoey: Good Morning Lady Aphmau did you sleep well
Aphmau:........ Oh sorry Zoey good Morning to you too I sleep Ok
Zoey: Lady Aphmau are you sure. you were talking in your
The Robin Chronicles: Jason's Origins-Jason-The Robin Chronicles: Jason's Origins4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
My luck was shit from the start.
My dad ran out before I was born. When I was three, my mom committed suicide. I lived on the streets from then on. I learned to keep myself fed by rummaging through garbage and stealing things to sell. I slept in an alley on a cardboard box. Sometimes this one old guy would let me sleep in his bar after he locked up. And these two gangsters would check on me every now and then and made sure no one was molesting me or some shit. But everything still sucked. I had to grow up real fast or get killed. Life was pretty much one long string of shit until this one night when the Batmobile parked near my alley. I had been on my own for a few years by then and I knew how to steal the rims off of cars and sell them. And these were like the ultimate rims. They were from the Batmobile, for God's sake!
I got my shit from the alley and went to work. I'd gotten the first one off when someone tapped my shoulder. I frowned. "Bug off! This is my find!"
Wally's WeakWEAKNESSES, . Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.Wally's Weak4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wally West was a super hero. He could run faster than sound and was remarkably intelligent. He could also heal himself incredibly fast, too. He was no ones idea of a weak man. But by definition he was weak.
He was weak hearted, weak in the knees and had trouble breathing when it came to one very important thing. Her. Artemis Crock. She was strong, beautiful and had flawless aim. She was smart, just enough to challenge his every move. Any man would fall for her, but Wally wasn't just any man. He was Kid Flash for Pete's sake! A true lady's man and went from girl to girl, but when she came along something changed.
At first he didn't like her at all. She was rude, arrogant and made fun of him, but even through all that he found himself infatuated with her. It was hard for super heroes to have relations
Dad"You're never going to call me 'Father,' are you?" I ask Damian with a smirk as he stomps through the batcave with a small scowl. He stops for a moment and turns to me, blue eyes narrowing into a glare.Dad4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Never," he replies sharply. I just chuckle at his childish attitude before turning back to the Batcomputer to type in the report, the cave going silent. About halfway through, a word breaks through the silence, so soft I almost don't hear it.
"However..." I hear quietly behind me. I turn my head just enough to glance over my shoulder and catch a glimpse of the barely noticeable blush on Damian's cheeks before he looks away. I can't keep myself from smiling at it.
"I think the term 'Dad' would fit you better."
You Know You're a DA Freak IfDA/AYou Know You're a DA Freak If5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-You start swearing like the characters ("Andraste's flaming knickers!" "Sodding thunderhumper")
-You find yourself swearing to Andraste, the Maker, the Ancestors, or the Elvish deities
-You've unlocked every achievement in the game
-You find the Blight crew much more interesting company than any of your actual friends
-"No women hostages" has a whole different meaning to you
-You've tried to put kaddis on your dog
-You threaten to send children to the nearest tower if you find them playing with fire
-You attempt to use your stone sense when there are no windows around
-You can play through the entire game without looking at the maps
-When in a forest, you pick up branches and twigs for weapons and pretend you're surrounded by darkspawn and sylvan
-You accidentally ask for a restaurant's "finest Antivan wine"
-You can't pick a lock and you curse your low cunning score
-You pretend you can cast Fireball with a lighter and hairspray, Shock by rubbing your feet on the carpet, or Wi
Silver Night [Yaoi] Capter 1Silver Night [Yaoi] Capter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Paring: Dick x Connor
Nightwing Richard "Dick" Grayson alias Dan Danger *look*
Superboy Connor Kent alias Dean Danger *look*
Today was the worst day in Richard's life. Since morning he needed to do so much work that he didn't even had time to relax or at least eat something. He thought few times how lucky Kid Flash was to be able to spend so much time on things he wanted to do his whole life. And of course with his beloved Artemis. They sure were lucky. Yea Beloved it's nice to have someone.. you know to spend night with etc. Sometimes Nightwing thought that he was meant to be alone Even though he had Batman as his partner since young days, and after that he has his team in Young League.. But still everyone has someone in their life and Dick? He felt alone. Especially wh
Jingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman Smells5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the streets
In search of rubber-duck
All the stores sold out
And Flash is out of luck
The last one in the world
Gets mangled in a fight
Crashed into tiny pieces
By the Ultra-Humanite.
Jingle bells, Wally fails
Ducky goes bye bye
Big bad monkey kills the Ducky
And makes the orphans cry
Jingle bells, back to jail
No more breaking toys
Guess they'd settle for Nutcracker
Instead of poopy noise.
Christmas with the Kents
In their lovely Smallville farm
Super-mom and dad
Await with open arms
The boy scout's full of cheer
But J'onn's all doom and gloom
They hole him up in Kara's happy
Pukey girly room.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
What a tragic day
Oh how wonderful is sulking
And scaring cats away (yay)
Jingle bells, Martian wails
Presents wrapped in lead
Next year J'onn would rather run off
And kill himself instead.
Crashing through the walls
In a dodgy alien bar
Hawkgirl's choice of fun
Disturbing and bizarre
Shayera's on the loose
Her eyes are
No Longer Just Us Ch 1The young boy grinned mischievously, eyes covered by dark sunglasses set on the glowing hologram placed before him. As his fingers typed away on his keyboard he couldn't help but let a cackle escape his lips. "Done and done." He spoke to himself, watching as the glowing numbers in front of him all plunged to zero in an instant. "Sorry, Bruce this shouldn't hurt you too bad maybe."No Longer Just Us Ch 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
With a short laugh, he shut the device off and turned back to his home. The raven haired kid swung over the couch's back and landed on soft cushions with a loud sigh.
Life was sweet to say the least.
Richard Grayson wished he could see the expression on his guardian as soon as he was about to learn that about half of his bank accounts had been cleared out in less than an hour. Actually, the boy was sure he could tap into the cameras located at Wayne Enterprises but he didn't want to produce any unwanted attention.
He snatched the remote from the armrest, snorting as he turned the television
GoodnightNOTE: Dick and Damian brother fic. Yes.Goodnight4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It's barely there; anyone else wouldn't have even heard it, but I do, and it makes one of my eyes pop open. Of course, it's not like I was asleep in the first place. It's been raining like crazy outside for the past five hours. Thunder, lightning, the works. I'd actually like to get some sleep when I don't have to "work" ya know. I glance at my bedroom doorway out into the hall and see a shadow just at the edge. Too small and hesitant to be Alfred. That leaves only one person and I'm really not that surprised.
"Damian?" I call out softly. The shadow flinches, hesitates, then draws closer until the little devil comes into clear view. He's dressed down in his lime green pajamas with kittens on them, feet bare, and hair a tangled mess. He's scowling at me like he always does but there's something else besides annoyance hidden in those blue eyes. I wouldn't tell him that though. Kid needs his pride.
"Hmph," he grunts. "Very good dedu
MidNightMidNight3 months ago in Humor More Like This
This Is Aphmau's Story Of Midnight From Mod Mod World.
"This years best selling love-story of sprinkle vampires."
By: Seepanny Mayo
One day the did you know there were secret cult of
vampires that lived forever but not forever for they
emotions were darkness like black hole. But then the boy
vampire was king of the sprinkle cupcake vampires
that give cupcakes to people who need cakes but the
cupcakes and the cupcake vampires eat the cupcakes and
that's how they get you BLOOD! So then the youngest
vampire named Tedward Culinary because their family
name was best at making sprinkle cupcake and they the
boys of the family were all TOTAL HOTTIES! Like really
hot guys and then they go to this school but they were
cool kids and Nutella Swan was the new girl and had crush
on Tedward at first sight but for some reason he could not
turn her into a cupcake vampire even though he wanted her
sprinkle power was beautiful and a car tried to hit on her
but Tedward saved Nutella