Jokers PrincessChapter oneJokers Princess2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Harley looked nervously down at the little white stick in her hand, then at her watch. 30 seconds.
30 seconds standing in between a joyous life of crime with her beloved mistah J or resigning herself to deskwork for nearly a year.
25 seconds. Harley paced in anticipation. She could just be coming down with a bug...
What would he say? Would he be sad? mad? happy? disappointed?
What would he do to her? He never meant to hurt her, but sometimes his anger got the best of him.
Harley stared at the little white stick in her hand. It could change her life forever.
Harley nervously looked down at th stick. On it was a little red plus sign. It was positive, Harleen quinzell was pregnant.
The joker sat scribbling at some blueprints on his desk. He was intensely concentrated. Harley slowly walked into his office, he didn't look up.
"Mistah J?" She squeaked
"I'm busy Harles."
"Harley, I'm buisy."
Batman: Under the Red HoodBatman: Under the Red Hood5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
Bruce Greenwood-Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jensen Ackles-Red Hood
Niel Patrick Harris-Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Jason Isaacs-Ra's Al Ghul
Wade Williams-Black Mask/Roman Sionis
John DiMaggio-The Joker
This is a review of the new DC animated film, Under the Red Hood ("No shit Sherlock!" comments are always appreciated). This is... wow. This was wow. It is one of the best animated films I've ever seen. It was cool. The basic plot is a new vigilante who doesn't mind lethal force named the Red Hood has invaded Gotham, turning the criminals on each other, leaving it to Batman to stop an enemy who knows his every move.
Yeah, I kinda suck at summarizing plots. This was just a cool, badass movie. Finely directed, written, acted and animated. As an adaption of A Death in the Family and Under the Red Hood storylines, it respects these sources and brings something new to the table. Elements and themes that made the 1989 Batman, The Dark Knight and the Animated S
See You Again (Quicksilver Tribute)See You Again (Quicksilver Tribute)7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
He and his twin sister had survived the arrangements. Pietro, given the power of enhanced speed, would fight alongside the Avengers in a war against Ultron's army. Even in a bleak situation, he would always find a way to poke his fun. He's the element of surprise. In a blue streak he would run over Hawkeye and then with a smug look say, "Didn't see that coming?" His charming attitude, sapphire eyes, and silky white hair are what make Pietro a world to be taken away.
It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again
"My son!" A woman screamed. Tears streamed down her face as she looked around desperately. "He's not here!"
Hawkeye sighed. He had just gotten everyone together to leave the city. At least he thought he did. He approached the woman and she pointed at
ReplacementTitle: ReplacementReplacement4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Category: Hurt/Comfort, Family
Rating: T for Jay's mouth.
Summary: Dick chose Damian as his Robin, and Tim feels hurt. Tim has a run-in with Jason and finally can empathize with why Jason calls him "Replacement."
A/N: My take on Timmy's feelings about Damian and Dick as the Dynamic Duo. And I added some cute moments between Jay and Tim. This is before Tim became Red Robin.
Timothy Drake-Wayne was miserable. This feeling wasn't uncommon for him, but usually he could keep it at bay. Now, the emotion hit him full force, overwhelming him. Never had he felt so unwanted and alone. Someone else had become Robin. Batman's partner was no longer Tim Drake. Perhaps it was because Batman was no longer Bruce Wayne, or perhaps it was because the new Robin was Bruce Wayne's biological son. No matter what it was, Tim wasn't <
Evil AngelYou know my heart and you know my soul.Evil Angel6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You see through me as if I was glass.
You've gotten straight to my core.
The walls I've made didn't keep you out.
I was taken away by your charm.
I thought you were my angel.
Sent to save me from the demons that were calling to me.
Instead you've taken an angel and created a demon.
Once a pure soul, now shattered.
Fighting to keep a hold on her humanity.
You just sit there with a twisted grin.
You wanted this to happen.
You planned it all from the beginning.
What I thought was a dream was really a nightmare, hidden behind a halo.
I thought I loved you.
I thought you loved me.
Now you open your wings to finish what you started.
To make your own demon.
To make another of us fall.
I won't forget that twisted grin of yours.
Showing you enjoyed the whole thing.
Watching me in agony.
As my soul slips away.
As my eyes turn blood red.
As the halo falls to uncover dark red horns.
I screamed in pure pain.
The golden white wings turn black and torn.
Becoming the OutlawBecoming the Outlaw3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
4 years prior
'...and so it is with heavy heart that I must resign.'
Her boots slipped on, hair burned brightly in the growing sunlight, a cool breeze wafted from the balcony.
It was beautiful, this hotel in which they'd decided to create one last memory. Of course, the black haired beauty lying buried in those sweat soaked sheets didn't know it.
It was better this way, she kept telling herself. If anyone could understand leading a new life, it would be him.
'I ask you not to search for me. And let me rephrase this for you, my love, Do Not Search For Me (for I know how stubborn you can be).'
Yes, she knew him better than anyone. Better than he knew himself. Which is why she understood why his birdarang was now plunged deeply with the note onto the wall beside her.
"Not quite the way I expected you to wake up; then again, you are the Boy Wonder."
Kory turned around, hair heavily aflame, hand cocked on her hip to watch Dick Grayson rise from the bed with an impassiv
Riddle Me This What the Devil had happened...? One moment, he is stepping out of his car and approaching the front door of his expensive home; the next, he's lying on his back with an aching head. Stranger things have happened, but he tried not to think about them.Riddle Me This6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
These thoughts were the first to pass through Daniel Mockridge's mind when he finally came to. A faint groan escaped from him as he squeezed his eyes tight. His head continued to pound and throb, making him groan again.
He started to push himself up into a sitting position, but came to a quick halt when his head smacked against something. Mockridge let out a curse as he collapsed to his back. He brought a hand up to his forehead, his fingertips brushing against his black hairline. He continued to mutter profanities under his breath as he opened his eyes to glare at whatever had hit him.
Mockridge found himself staring at nothing. The first thought to come to mind was t
when life and death fell in lovelife is so beautiful thatwhen life and death fell in love2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
death fell in love.
she set a trap and he got caught,
caged in her flower crowns
and toxic sweater sleeves.
their romance was a mountain,
with beauty tucked inside the tree trunks.
and when one was about to fall,
the other was right there to catch them.
so tell me,
how could two things so different
believe in each other so much,
when we can’t even do it ourselves?
Doctor Strange FanficDoctor Strange Fanfic8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ealie stuffed her daily rations into her mouth almost as fast as she could swallow. She was nervous, nervous beyond any imagination. Today was her first battle.
She had trained faster than any sorcerer, or sorceress, had ever trained before. They all had. All the children from the ward had seen the man in thier dreams, had woken up in thier rooms, had found the maps under thier pillow along with a plane ticket and warm clothing.
All had made the journey to Tibet. They all saw the man from thier dreams again.
Doctor Strange, they called him. Sorcerer Supreme. This had not seemed too important to them at first, then they realized something. They, too, were to become sorcerers. Strange and Wong, his master, were the last alive. They had survived the battle with Dormammu, the evil demon from another realm, and had sealed him in place again. They had all been honored.
The first time Ealie saw him, she recodnized him at once. Not from her dream, though she had seen him there too, but from wh
No Longer Just Us Ch 1The young boy grinned mischievously, eyes covered by dark sunglasses set on the glowing hologram placed before him. As his fingers typed away on his keyboard he couldn't help but let a cackle escape his lips. "Done and done." He spoke to himself, watching as the glowing numbers in front of him all plunged to zero in an instant. "Sorry, Bruce this shouldn't hurt you too bad maybe."No Longer Just Us Ch 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
With a short laugh, he shut the device off and turned back to his home. The raven haired kid swung over the couch's back and landed on soft cushions with a loud sigh.
Life was sweet to say the least.
Richard Grayson wished he could see the expression on his guardian as soon as he was about to learn that about half of his bank accounts had been cleared out in less than an hour. Actually, the boy was sure he could tap into the cameras located at Wayne Enterprises but he didn't want to produce any unwanted attention.
He snatched the remote from the armrest, snorting as he turned the television
Desert RosePrincess Jasmine! The guard said to the Princess of Agrabah. Please dont venture too far out of sight.Desert Rose2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ill be fine. Jasmine said annoyance in her voice at the fact that the guards wouldnt let her go five feet without saying something or trying to protect her. She let out a sigh as she was with a Caravan as she and the others were to go and meet with a country to discuss the possibility of establishing trade with it and the two kingdoms. She was sent as a Diplomat by her father, The Sultan to talk with the ruler to make sure things go smoothly and everything works out so a relationship could work between their kingdoms.
They had been traveling for days and had left the Desert and were at a Forest Area. The scenery was much different than the Desert and a welcome change from the endless sand that inhabited the Seven Deserts. She looked around as she spotted other animals around the area looking on at her with curiosity.
Ivy's Fetish Part 2 It had been several days since Catwoman had disappeared and Batman was getting worried. She would stay out of his direct sight ,but sometimes he saw her out of the corner of his eye in the shadows. He hadn't seen her since last week and he was concerned. He had consulted Alfred about it but his advice was "You can't pretend that you understand Ms. Kyle Master Bruce so you should not worry." He still wasn't sure so he was following his instincts and investigating. Hopefully she was alright and not caught up in a mob den.Ivy's Fetish Part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Back at the Hovel...
"Finaly I have enough fruits to sate my needs for bigger boobs!"
Poison Ivy had been manufacturing Utter fruits since last week and was ready to start her inflation. Catwoman had been lashed down since then and was barely conscious due to how many times she had made herself orgasm. She had survived by drinking the milk from her breasts. Every time she did so she nearly passed out because her tits were so sensitive.
Wonder Woman Meet Catwoman"Wonder Woman, Meet Catwoman"Wonder Woman Meet Catwoman5 years ago in Drama More Like This
I own nothing
"So am I in?" The leather clad woman crossed her legs and leaned back in her chair. She pushed her lips towards the Flash and blew the younger man a kiss, sending Wally West into a love struck tizzy.
It made Diana want to throw up. She still didn't understand why the rest of the League was interviewing this, well, tramp for League membership. She was a convicted felon, a known associate of several supervillains, a liar, and a thief. She had at least six aliases; she had an outstanding arrest warrant in at least four different countries. This Catwoman (Zesus knows why she thought that name would be appropriate) was the least qualified candidate this League had ever interviewed.
Naturally the men liked her. Wally was practically drooling and John was flashing his best frat boy smile. Even Kal was starting to blush a little every time those dangerous brown eyes flashed underneath that leather mask. That wasn't bot
Jingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman SmellsJingle Bells Batman Smells5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dashing through the streets
In search of rubber-duck
All the stores sold out
And Flash is out of luck
The last one in the world
Gets mangled in a fight
Crashed into tiny pieces
By the Ultra-Humanite.
Jingle bells, Wally fails
Ducky goes bye bye
Big bad monkey kills the Ducky
And makes the orphans cry
Jingle bells, back to jail
No more breaking toys
Guess they'd settle for Nutcracker
Instead of poopy noise.
Christmas with the Kents
In their lovely Smallville farm
Super-mom and dad
Await with open arms
The boy scout's full of cheer
But J'onn's all doom and gloom
They hole him up in Kara's happy
Pukey girly room.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
What a tragic day
Oh how wonderful is sulking
And scaring cats away (yay)
Jingle bells, Martian wails
Presents wrapped in lead
Next year J'onn would rather run off
And kill himself instead.
Crashing through the walls
In a dodgy alien bar
Hawkgirl's choice of fun
Disturbing and bizarre
Shayera's on the loose
Her eyes are
JohnKat: Afraid of ThunderJohnKat: Afraid of Thunder3 years ago in Romance More Like This
==> Be the badass troll sitting in his room.
What the hell are you talking about? There isn’t a badass here. Next.
==> Oh. Right. Be the terrified troll hiding underneath his blankets.
That’s a bit...better?
Fuck it, who cares. Let’s get this show on the road.
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you HATE everything right now. You shivered violently underneath the Troll Will Smith printed covers that Gamzee had gotten you for your last Wriggling Day which was about a “year” ago; your dark-gray legs pulled up to your chest as the storm’s rain pelted harshly at your bedroom window as if it was trying to shatter it into little bits and pieces and destroy everything in your room. A soft whimper escaped from your throat, but it quickly transformed into a loud yelp when a clap of thunder boomed overhead once again. You have been afraid of the sound of thunder ever since you’ve arrived on Earth with the humans, and you refused to admit
Too Imperfect Too little to be important,Too Imperfect2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Too big to be precious.
Too short to be really be seen,
Too tall to look beyond measure.
Too skinny to be gorgeous,
Too fat to be beautiful.
Too cynical to be happy,
Too cheerful to be sad.
Too scarred to change,
Too naive to be hurting.
Too strong to cry,
Too weak to hold on.
Too young to know the world,
Too old to understand our age.
Good Ol' DaysJason/TimGood Ol' Days5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Jason sat there at his older brother, Dick's, computer, watching a video of when he and
Tim were younger. He tried hard not grin at their childish antics.
Younger Jason had been holding a huge brief case that at that time belonged to Bruce Wayne - before he was put into an old farts home that is and chatting with the smaller boy as if they were a married couple. Jason was about six years old while Timmy was about three.
Not that he would ever admit it to anyone especially Dick , he kinda missed those days. Timmy would hug him, kiss his cheek, and pretend to get a divorce then make up later that day. They both had little rings they would put on every morning when they woke up in the same bed and Tim greeted with either Jayjay or Jaybird. Now that Tim and Jason were older, they didn't see one another that much anymore after Stephanie had died it had been pretty hard for Timmy-; they kinda just hung around with the rest of t
Wally and Artemis: After --part 2--Artemis kept going over it in her mind.Wally and Artemis: After --part 2--4 years ago in Romance More Like This
She couldn't stop thinking about what had passed between her and Wally that day. In that moment when the brick wall between them had fallen away, she got carried away and made herself completely open and vulnerable; something she was trained not to do. She still couldn't believe that she let herself fall for Wally's big green puppy-dog eyes
Recently, they had been starting to act civilized towards each other. If she was to be honest with herself, she really didn't hate him "But that doesn't matter He's Wally!" She muttered angrily to her empty room at Mount Justice. Today was just a slip up, a momentary lapse in judgement. She was just being silly, letting her imagination get carried away into thinking there could ever be anything between the two of them .
"He's still just as annoying." she thought to herself, as though this meant 'case closed'.
With a long and heavy sigh she fell back onto her bed, glaring angrily at the d
The Visitation of Lian HarperThe Visitation of Lian HarperThe Visitation of Lian Harper6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lian looked up from the picture book she was reading, "The Very Bestest Picture Book My Mommy Ever Bought Me" by Markie Schwartz,
"Whatcha doing?" She asked.
"Oh, I'm just feeding Slim and Wadsworth before I leave." Her babysitter explained.
"They're very pretty." Lian said.
"Why thank you." Her sitter smiled.
"One time my daddy got me a fish from the carnival, but my uncle Garth didn't like them being inside a glass bowl, so I let him put them in the ocean." Lian said. "Because they should be with their mommy and daddy."
"That's a very nice thing you did, Lian." Her sitter sat down next to her. "Do you like the picture book?"
"Yeah, it was a lot of fun to read." Lian said.
"Well good. I borrowed it from my brother's library, and he's got lots and lots of books. I'll get you some more when I come back, kay?"
"But, when is daddy gonna pick me up?" Lian asked.
"Don't worry, you'll see your daddy soon, until then you just get as comfy as you can. Okay?
Save The CondolencesZatanna sat on her bed, letting single tears fall down her face. She felt like someone had just punched through her chest and tore a piece of her heart out. Yet, at the same time, she felt like she wasn't as sad as she was supposed to be. When a few of her friends' parents went through harsh divorces, her friends were bawling and in deep sorrow.Save The Condolences4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
What is wrong with me? Zatanna thought to herself before there was a knock on her door. She looked over to her clock to realize that half an hour had passed since she had asked to be alone. She got up off of her bed and over to the door. Opening the door, Zatanna found Rob standing right outside her door with a neutral look on his face.
"Hey, dinner's ready, if you're up for some time with the team. If you're not, I can bring you your plate here so you don't have to go through anything you don't want to." Robin volunteered. Zatanna gave him a small smirk from the side of her lip.
"Actually, can you eat in here with me? I'm not ready to face all
Wally's WeakWEAKNESSES, . Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.Wally's Weak4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wally West was a super hero. He could run faster than sound and was remarkably intelligent. He could also heal himself incredibly fast, too. He was no ones idea of a weak man. But by definition he was weak.
He was weak hearted, weak in the knees and had trouble breathing when it came to one very important thing. Her. Artemis Crock. She was strong, beautiful and had flawless aim. She was smart, just enough to challenge his every move. Any man would fall for her, but Wally wasn't just any man. He was Kid Flash for Pete's sake! A true lady's man and went from girl to girl, but when she came along something changed.
At first he didn't like her at all. She was rude, arrogant and made fun of him, but even through all that he found himself infatuated with her. It was hard for super heroes to have relations
Don't You Dare Be Late [Captain America fanfic]Don't You Dare Be Late [Captain America fanfic]4 years ago in Drama More Like This
2000 hours, The Stork Club, East 53rd Street, New York City, NY
Everyone was dancing, the men giving their hands to young ladies and promising to stay with them for song, or maybe offering longer than that. The only people not on the dance-floor were a few disgruntled girls who hadn't been asked yet and the nervous guys who hadn't plucked up the courage to ask. But at least they were willing to participate.
Sat at the bar, knocking back her second whiskey was a petite brunette. She stared at the doorway, muttering to herself. "Come on Steve, I told you to be on time" she whispered.
She swirled her empty glass around nervously, making the ice chink against the sides. The sound began to irritate her as she anxiously waited for him, so she put it down and started adjusting her new dress. It was as blue as the Captain America uniform, accentuated by her usual red lipstick.
"Don't you dare be late" she whispered, her eyes welling up with tears. Her view of the entrance became clouded
The birth of Poison Ivy's Flower ChildrenIt was a clear full moon night in Gotham city, and the stillness of the night was being pierced by the sounds of police sirens and tires screechingThe birth of Poison Ivy's Flower Children2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a police chase through the streets of Gotham City; A green-coloured Moke was being pursued by a police car with it’s lights on and the sirens blaring
In the green-coloured car was a very attractive green-skinned lady who had a curvy slimline figure, long red hair and dark green eyes. She wore a tight-fitting dark green latex corset which exposed a small part of her cleaveage, and had grass-blade shaped tips on it to give it a plant like appearance, as well as a long green train hanging from the back of her corset, knee-high latex boots and near arm-length gloves which were also dark green and had tips in the shape of grass blades
She also wore dark green-coloured lipstick and also wore a beautiful pink lily in her hair
This was none other than botanist supervillain, Ms. Pamela Isley, or as she is more better known – Poiso
Love, Blood and Tears: Chapter 4Love, Blood & TearsLove, Blood and Tears: Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It didn't take long for Shepard to bring Garrus up to speed. She died, she was brought back to life, she found him and he's been with her every step of the way since. Most of Garrus' questions had to do with Cerberus' intentions. Shepard didn't really have answers she didn't know what was going on herself and she didn't like working for them. She was using it to her advantage though and Garrus knew that no matter what, he could always trust Shepard.
"What about you?" she asked. "How did you end up on Omega?"
Garrus' story was much longer than hers had been. He talked about her death, her funeral
"It was hell Shepard. Without you, there was no one left to take on the Reapers; nobody saw it as a real threat. It was frustrating! I tried, believe me I tried Shepard! I ended up getting so angry that I just couldn't take being on the Citadel anymore.