The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
EmberxSkulker contest entryEmberxSkulker contest entry4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Fingers strumed guitar chords nimbly. They knew the notes and stums like it were breathing. It came so naturally. The gentle sounds that caused the masses to flock to the presence of the creator. The noise that could make listeners fall in love or fall apart. That was the power of music.
Ember stood in the middle of her always ready stage in the Ghost Zone. There was no audience yet but she was preparing for one. She'd inlisted "Captain" Youngblood to sell tickets to her next big concert. It took some persuading to get Walker to allow it but eventually ember got permission to host the event in the Ghost Zone. Though, this whole concert ordeal was become tiresom. There was too much for one person to do and her band never showe dup until the night of the show.
She was in the middle of practicing her third song. A love song. A song that was supposed to be a duet. But hwo would she prove she could handle herslef if she couldn't sing alone? She didn't need a man to be happy. She was perfect
GodGod, the one I have faith in,God3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
God, the one that guides me through fate,
God, the one who shall forgive me for my sin,
God, the one I hope to meet at the Heavenly gates.
God, the one who protects me,
God, the one whom I wish to seek,
God, the one who will set me free,
God, the one who is utterly unique.
God, the one who created mankind,
God, the one who treats me and you equally,
God, the one who I keep in mind,
God, the one who doesn't see me and you differently.
I look for no other name, except God.
Anamoha Wolfe -Updated Boxing Profile-Ring Name: "Queen Tooth"Anamoha Wolfe -Updated Boxing Profile-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maiden Name: Anamoha Wolfe
Species: Half succubus/ Half Human
Age: Pre-Pros - 19
Nationality: Ira (Native American) /German
Weight: 12.7 stone
Skin: Light smooth brown
Hair: Back length, Silver, bangs cover left eye
Body measurements: 34B/40/45
Current Location- Indianapolis, Indiana
Weight class: Light heavyweight
Professional Record- 47-0-0, 38 K.Os
Underground Record- Not enough information to specify
Fighting Style- Counter-Puncher
Favorite Punch- left jab
Favorite Combo- left jab, left jab, right body hook, right uppercut
Sunday Punch- No Hope: A liver punch meant to break any resistance left in the opponent by winding them fully.
Theme song- "okay" Wallpaper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fzi88EfUKM
Stats- (Out of ten)
Attack- Without I
(Non) Death Battle: Little Mac vs. Dudley(Non) Death Battle: Little Mac vs. Dudley2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Layne: That’s it! We’ve analyzed the combatants weapons, skills, and tactics! Let’s get this fight started!
Xander: It’s time for a BOXING MATCH! WhichisstillthedumbestthingI’veeverheard!
*DING! DING! DING!*
The roar of the crowd dwarfed the ringing bell, as the arena flooded with cheers in anticipation. The fans had waited a long time for this match! The K.O. Machine would meet the Knight from Across the Pond! A cross-promotional fight for the ages!
The announcer stepped in to the squared ring as a mic dropped from on high. It almost felt like the heavens themselves were behind this fight! The announcer cleared his throat away from the microphone and adjusted his tie before he spoke with a powerful voice as the crowd grew silent…
“Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome! To the W.V.B.A.-S.F.I.V. Cross-Promotional Match!” he intoned, and the crowd grew all the louder.
“Tonight’s contest will be under W.
Cosplay Boxing 4Cosplay Boxing 4Cosplay Boxing 42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chun-Li vs. C. Viper
Requested by Peepulation
Chun-Li has spent many years fighting evil, taking down the Shadaloo, and stopping S.I.N.’s latest evil plots. All of this started to take a toll on her body and felt she hasn’t proven that she is the strongest woman in the world. So she decided to turn in her badge and retire at the age of 41.They thank her for all her hard work and many years of serving the law. Her friends questioned this choice, since she was doing this to get revenge for Bison killing her father. Chun-Li told them that it was best to honor her father instead of get revenge. She said revenge wouldn’t help her mourn her father’s death.
The urge to fight didn’t die though. Chun-Li wanted to prove her claim of the strongest woman in the world. So she decided to take up professional kickboxing she was going to be the oldest activate fighter in the history of the sport. Chun-Li did this to honor her father. S
OC Boxing Profile- NegInkOC Boxing Profile- NegInk3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AM Weight class: Light Heavyweight/Heavyweight
Professional weight class: Heavyweight
Boxer type: Boxer puncher/swarmer/slugger(combination)
AM record: 92-8-0-45 KOs
Pro record: 0-0-0
Favorite punch: Right cross
Sunday Punch: Yin and the Yang- A hard left elbow counter with her left arm. She places her right glove from her hip and steps forward and throws a wicked right cross to the jaw.
Favorite combo: A quick jab, fake left cross, and finishes with a right uppercut to the stomach.
Second favorite combo: A right straight to the nose, left hook to the ribs, a fake right hook, and finishes with a right uppercut of the chin.
Theme song: Memories of You/Kimi no Kioku by Persona 3 OST
Note: She may also come out to the orchestra version of this song sometimes, but she will mostly do it for her serious fights or fights for a title.
Power: 7.5 out of 10
Speed: 9 out of 10
Stamina: 9 out of 10
Defense: 8 out of 10
Toughness: 7 out of 10
Blackjack vs DevoBlackjack vs Devo3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Blackjack walked out of the locker room, the rabbit giving himself a good shake while fiddling with his gloves in an effort to get them more settled onto his hands. He stretched a bit, looking around the gym for a prospective opponent as he did.
Devo knew by now how to find an opponent. His simple strategy of standing in the ring corner, waiting for anyone to join, had set him up with some good fights in the past. As he's scanning around to see who would potentially face him, his eyes got stuck on the rabbit he'd never seen before. Devo silently wondered if he'd make a move or not
Blackjack finished stretching and finally settled his eyes on Devo. He grinned and his green eyes sparked a bit at the prospect of a fight, especially since the wolf seemed to have similar body dimensions to him. He began walking over to the ring, lifting a hand in greeting. "Hey there."
Devo gave a slight smile as he'd guessed right, stepping out of the corner and toward the rabbit a
MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 1MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 13 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Pony Variety Show!
As you sit in your plush seat, surrounded by crowds of bronies whispering in hushed tones, the lights of the theatre dim, spotlights focus upon the stage, and a tiny purple dragon waddles onto the stage. He pulls out a microphone, taps it a couple of times inducing feedback through the speakers, then begins to speak, glancing off to the right of the stage.
"Testing, one, two. Are we on? Okay good."
"Welcome ladies, gentlecolts, and bronies of all ages, to the Pony Variety Show! I'm your host, Spike the dragon! Today on our first ever episode of PVS, we're gonna have some, ah, interesting pieces for you from the cast here, including Twilight's Gratuitous Fansirvice-"
"WHAT!?!? Nopony told me about this!" Twilight yells from backstage.
"Ahem, as I was saying, Twilight's Gratuitous Fanservice, a duet duel between Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Ramrod of the Ironhoof Century, a segment on Equestrian history with Discord, and a sneak peek behind the scenes of PVS!
sense of mesense of me2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've always the quite one. The weirdo you've never notice but scence I've learn how to focus. I've realize why I shut myself up. I have too big of a mouth and too much love to burn out. I've seen it all before. I guess I was that girl. So what if I just sat quietly and not speak to anyone who approached me. you'd never notice the pain behind that smile. It's burned out….burned out. Crowed my head again. All I can do is hurt over and over. I'm hurting u, myself and him. la la la la la la la. This morning I told myself I could change but all I ever do if screw it up. Maybe this time, oh wait today but I can't I have failed u again and again. I just can't shut my big mouth. Words come out like knifes that scar u and leave you with the pain of guilty lies. I'm drowning in blood. Too much emotions going through my heart. Pain, love, guilt… and lots of other things. Too much overwhelming me. I'll be the girl who cries herself to sleep at night rethinking these memories. I've always been the
KND - Big Problems call for Big Solutions"The Tommy has found it! He has found the loot! Now off to bring it back to the captain!"KND - Big Problems call for Big Solutions3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
The thirteen-year-old boy skidded across the carpet, holding in his hands the jar he had been searching for. Giggling like a hyena, he rushed off, making sure not to trip over his oversized clothesdirect hand-me-downs from his sixteen-year-old brother at his age. Hoagie was clearly much plumper than Tommy had been at the time, since the pants and the shirts often hung over Tommy's feet and hands, nearly slipping off completely. His black cloak fluttered in the air behind him as he ran, and he made sure to keep a hand on his hat to insure that it did not fly away. "The Tommy fights for justice!" he exclaimed.
Only a few running steps behind him came his brother, nearly tripping over his feet in the progress of exiting his room. "The Tommy is gonna be DEAD MEAT when I catch up with him!" he snapped, pushing his long auburn bangs out of his eyes befor
No Place Like HomeNo Place Like Home3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Cutie Mark Poems
Ponies with Amorphis
[Click here for the accompanying song]
No Place Like Home
Glass of finest wine
Gathering of the highest ranks
Outside the window glass
I see world raining gray
I wished to find place where I belong
Seek exciting life out of my old world
Yearned new faces, difference
Away from my roots in backward lands
To make a new life of my own (But )
Is my home really in a world of social norms
When I still feel alone
Who am I to live in a world that adores class
When I don't feel alive
Suffocate in manners
Lost in maze of social standings
No view of horizon
In skyscrapers' shallow woods
I wished to find place where I belong
New exciting life out of my old world
All I found was world of masks
And myself hiding in puppet's clothes
Like doll I gaze through the glass (Then )
Rain has ceased with purest rainbow ever seen
Prelude: Dudley vs. Little MacPrelude: Dudley vs. Little Mac3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Layne: Boxing. The sport of gentlemen worldwide. A sport in which champions truly prove themselves.
Xander: And if these two aren’t champions, I don’t know who is!
Layne: Dudley, Steet Fighter’s member of boxing royalty…
Xander: And Little Mac, Nintendo’s K.O. machine.
Layne: I’m Layne and he’s Xander.
Xander: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, skills, and tactics to find out who would win… a Boxing Mat—Wait, what?
Layne: Yeah, writers thought it’d be fun to have a boxing match instead of a fight to the death.
Xander: Oh, that is just Grade-A bullsh—!
Name: Sir Dudley
Age: Unknown (Presumed to be late 20s-early 30s)
Weight: 222.5 lbs
Occupation: Champion Boxer, Knight, Gentleman
Layne: The son of a champion boxer and successful businessman, the child known as Dudley wanted
LOL :3Escribe tu nombre: AbrilLOL :33 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Escribelo al revés: lirbA (LOL)
Escribelo con los ojos cerrados: ABRIL (SIIII!!!!)
Escribelo con el codo: Abril (YAY)
Escribelo con la nariz: Abil (me falto la R XD)
Escribelo con la frente: 1q1qt4r5uo (?)
Escribelo con los labios: brmil (LOL?)
Escribelo con la cara (?): cx ,.jmn xz bgb,knhmh (?????)
Escribelo con el brazo (?): DF,.BGFDFGHGMGBGHTREHFGHG (???)
My TDI Extra - Harold's AuditionMy TDI Extra - Harold's Audition3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Audition tape took place with Harold, in scout uniform, and showing off his badges,
"Sup, I'm Harold, and I'm here to rock this competition! I spent like, years in the cub-scouts, so I got my badges!", then he finally explained them, "Bass Fishing, Basketry, Rope Tying, Swimming, Helping Others, Star Wars Kid, Meme Referencing, Creepypasta writing, Internet Trolling, Jumping", then he put down his arm, "I also mad skills with Nunchucks!", he then took out his nunchucks and waved them all over, only to hit himself and the camera, turning off the tape.
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Chaotic Order Chapter 1The power of harmony was coming back...Twilight felt all six of them rise from the ground as their elements glowed...Chaotic Order Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eyes flashing with pure magic, Twilight gazed at Discord as the rainbow of their friendship formed, looking like a powerful storm as it shot up into the sky. Oh, he looked so bored by all of this...Twilight wanted to speak out her annoyance for his failed surprise, but she was sure he would give one as soon as they finished with him.
Finally, the rainbow arched and headed straight at him, and Twilight could finally see a look of shock in his mismatched pupils.
The unicorn smiled. This was just like how they stopped Nightmare Moon before converting her back into Princess Luna. The same rainbow, the same results. All Twilight needed to think of now was how she and her friends were going to speak to Discord once he was weakened. Well, SHE would do the talking; Rainbow Dash just wanted to beat him up.
Finally, the impact of the rainbow nearly ripped Disc
lovve is hard (eridans weird fanfic)lovve is hard (eridans weird fanfic)3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
one day eridan wwas wwalking all so cool and stuff, wwhen suddenly fef came up to him and said:
- "ERIDAN! You are so )(ot and i was so glubbing stupid for leaving you!i didnt realize )(ow AW-ESOM-E you are! I LOV-E YOU!
then eridan the sexy seawweller told her:
- "that is vvery cool, i lovve you too!
so they had an awwesome sloppy makeout <3
then sollux came by and said:
- "waiit! eriidan, all thii2 tiime ii triied 2o hard two make you beliive ii hated you even tho ii alway2 liiked you and ii alway2 wii2hed you could be my mate2priit!!"
but he thought that wwas ridicolous, fortunaley a piano fell off the sky and killed off the ridicolous landwweller
and then all of sudden kar comes up to him and says:
- "ERIDAN YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKASS!....I LOVE YOU"
suddenly all the gang comes up to eridan and told the hot seawweller the lovve they had for him, but eridan was vvery confused because evveryone lovved him so much and and wwanted to fill buckets wwith him. so the
The Beginning of Ember MclainEmber MclainThe Beginning of Ember Mclain5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A feminine fatal, with challenging eyes,
Wanted to be, with all her heart, a star.
She dreamed, each night, of the screams of fans
As she'd play her heart out to that imaginary audience.
Her dreams were cut short, very.
On the day she played for the first time,
Her strings of her guitar in perfect harmony
An unfortunate accident befell the girl.
Death found its way into this child,
Took hold of her heart and stopped it.
As her spirit left her body,
Her soul screamed in furry.
Her desire had been ripped from her,
And she blamed the world.
Swearing and cursing, she refused to pass on,
And instead, remained as a specter of this world.
She was allowed to keep her guitar,
Her one treasured momentum of her shortened life.
Holding it up into the sky, she vowed
"They will remember my name ."
Wolf of the Plains -The Wolf and the Gazelle 4-"I want to win...I want to win....I want to win...." Anamoha burned up from the inside. Her uncle looked down at the girl who stripped out of her clothes, she was scary for sure. To humiliate herself for the win, was beyond normal, it was downright insane. She was an identical version to her mother, an ace fighter, a prideful tribe woman, to a T. She began to climb up to her feet, and her legs began to shake harshly, until she stomped, settling back down.Wolf of the Plains -The Wolf and the Gazelle 4-2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Her uncle stepped into the middle, and once the automated bell went off with a "DING DING!" he called out, "Box!"
"I don't know if she's forgotten where she's at, but this is a boxing ring! I won't take it easy on her, no matter how many times she gets up!" Neggy resolved, stepping out to the middle with a glove held up for Anamoha to touch.
Anamoha stopped, looking at the glove, then began to giggle, hysterically even.
Neg eyed her with a disappointed look, but kept her fist out. Her eyes widened when Anamoha sla
Bromotions: Scars Part 1Bromotions: Scars Part 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Seeing his parents killed right in front of him had left him feeling empty. He longed for his mother's lullabies and his father's piggy back rides. He longed for the comfort of being loved. Everyday it became harder and harder to provide for himself and Bolin. They were running out of yuans they got for their allowances, and Mako had to start working in any store that would take someone his age. It was hard to leave Bolin in alleys by himself. Everyday at Narook's Seeweed Noodlery where he cleaned floors, he thought about his brother alone, getting hurt, and it killed him. He couldn't lose him, too.
He was always relieved when he came back and saw Bolin eagerly waiting for dinner. He sat down and handed whatever food he managed to scrape up that day to Bolin and his brother ate as quickly as possible. Mako relaxed and closed his eyes, tired from the days work. He felt a cool breeze and heard his brother's teeth chatter. Mako took off the scarf he always wore, the last object his father