The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
KND - Big Problems call for Big Solutions"The Tommy has found it! He has found the loot! Now off to bring it back to the captain!"KND - Big Problems call for Big Solutions3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
The thirteen-year-old boy skidded across the carpet, holding in his hands the jar he had been searching for. Giggling like a hyena, he rushed off, making sure not to trip over his oversized clothesdirect hand-me-downs from his sixteen-year-old brother at his age. Hoagie was clearly much plumper than Tommy had been at the time, since the pants and the shirts often hung over Tommy's feet and hands, nearly slipping off completely. His black cloak fluttered in the air behind him as he ran, and he made sure to keep a hand on his hat to insure that it did not fly away. "The Tommy fights for justice!" he exclaimed.
Only a few running steps behind him came his brother, nearly tripping over his feet in the progress of exiting his room. "The Tommy is gonna be DEAD MEAT when I catch up with him!" he snapped, pushing his long auburn bangs out of his eyes befor
MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 1MLP - The Pony Variety Show! - Episode 12 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Pony Variety Show!
As you sit in your plush seat, surrounded by crowds of bronies whispering in hushed tones, the lights of the theatre dim, spotlights focus upon the stage, and a tiny purple dragon waddles onto the stage. He pulls out a microphone, taps it a couple of times inducing feedback through the speakers, then begins to speak, glancing off to the right of the stage.
"Testing, one, two. Are we on? Okay good."
"Welcome ladies, gentlecolts, and bronies of all ages, to the Pony Variety Show! I'm your host, Spike the dragon! Today on our first ever episode of PVS, we're gonna have some, ah, interesting pieces for you from the cast here, including Twilight's Gratuitous Fansirvice-"
"WHAT!?!? Nopony told me about this!" Twilight yells from backstage.
"Ahem, as I was saying, Twilight's Gratuitous Fanservice, a duet duel between Pinkie Pie and Sgt. Ramrod of the Ironhoof Century, a segment on Equestrian history with Discord, and a sneak peek behind the scenes of PVS!
The Beginning of Ember MclainEmber MclainThe Beginning of Ember Mclain5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A feminine fatal, with challenging eyes,
Wanted to be, with all her heart, a star.
She dreamed, each night, of the screams of fans
As she'd play her heart out to that imaginary audience.
Her dreams were cut short, very.
On the day she played for the first time,
Her strings of her guitar in perfect harmony
An unfortunate accident befell the girl.
Death found its way into this child,
Took hold of her heart and stopped it.
As her spirit left her body,
Her soul screamed in furry.
Her desire had been ripped from her,
And she blamed the world.
Swearing and cursing, she refused to pass on,
And instead, remained as a specter of this world.
She was allowed to keep her guitar,
Her one treasured momentum of her shortened life.
Holding it up into the sky, she vowed
"They will remember my name ."
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Chaotic Order Chapter 1The power of harmony was coming back...Twilight felt all six of them rise from the ground as their elements glowed...Chaotic Order Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eyes flashing with pure magic, Twilight gazed at Discord as the rainbow of their friendship formed, looking like a powerful storm as it shot up into the sky. Oh, he looked so bored by all of this...Twilight wanted to speak out her annoyance for his failed surprise, but she was sure he would give one as soon as they finished with him.
Finally, the rainbow arched and headed straight at him, and Twilight could finally see a look of shock in his mismatched pupils.
The unicorn smiled. This was just like how they stopped Nightmare Moon before converting her back into Princess Luna. The same rainbow, the same results. All Twilight needed to think of now was how she and her friends were going to speak to Discord once he was weakened. Well, SHE would do the talking; Rainbow Dash just wanted to beat him up.
Finally, the impact of the rainbow nearly ripped Disc
Maestra Troll D: (?Bueno, hoy la señorita nuestra (Alejandra) cuando llego y nosotros nos sentamos...se fue corriendo, la llamaron por el marido, por que estaba descompuesto. Después vino corriendo al aula otra vez y se llevo sus cosas, y nos dejo solos ;A;Maestra Troll D: (?3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
¿y que hicimos? si, gritar (?
Despues vino la directora con esa cara de Bulldog que tiene cuando se enoja (XD) y Paula (la maestra de primero), nos dio hora libre ;U; y jugamos (?
Despues vino Mariana, la Maestra Troll
Primero, hora libre otra vez
Y luego...la parte troll (?
Nos empezó a trollear que uno estaba enamorado del otro y bla (? Yo y Zoe estábamos leyendo un cuanto de un rey feo y después se volvía lindo, tan lindo que parecía mujer.. LOOOOOL IDK XDD
Y yo tenia tanta hambre que ni siquiera podía leer ;A; (?
Mariana miro a Rodrigo Boan que estaba sentado atrás mio XD y le pregunto trolleadamente...
¿Que te pasa, Rodr
My youthPeople say my youth has been tainted.My youth4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I don't even try to lie.
I tell them I gave up on hope
And I really don't care.
My youth has been tainted
Because I became a psychopath
A person who avoids the world.
Someone who just stands there
Doesn't even care what going on.
My youth has been tainted
Its been tainted by the sweet
Feeling of hate.
The darkness has taken over my heart.
I enjoy the pain that is given to me.
I enjoy the pain that I have given you.
My youth has been tainted.
Because I'm not afraid to die.
I challenge it actually because
Death is my bestfriend
EG and OB: Chpt 14 KeelhaulEG and OB: Chpt 14 Keelhaul2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 14: Keelhaul
Shark hit the water. The air in his chest turned to ice.
The pirate thrashed once against the keelhaul line before sinking into the cold ocean.
Hook watched, unblinking as his crew towed the line looped about the ships haul. "Faster." Hook ordered quietly, "We do not want Mr. Shark to miss the keel."
Without flinching, the pirates pulled harder.
"Faster," Hook repeated. The ocean frothed. "Come now mates. Remember; it was Mr. Shark who stole your treasure."
Keelhauling was a delicate art; much more complicated than dragging a pirate under a ship. The trick was to pull at just the right speed so the victim scraped against the sharp barnacles adhered to the ship's underside. Pull too slowly and the pirate sunk safely below the keel. Pull too hard and the pirate died too quickly, often by decapitation.
Aside from torture, Hook had neither plan in mind.
The pirates paused, holding the keelhaul line at the ready.
Bumbling with his red cap, Smee approached Hook's
Winter Roses (A Poem)Winter Roses (A Poem)2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Are you in love, or obligated?
The two words are not related
I know he knows, that chill he gets
When the wind blows across the street
I want that heart, though it once was broken
It never skipped a beat
"God gave us memory, that we might have
Sweet roses in December,"
November blooms fill every room
When I quietly remember
How winter brought me a lifeline,
A valentine, his hand in mine
Does that mean it's love, or obligated?
The two words are not related.
Annoying Brother!!Annoying Brother!!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Most people have sibling (or siblings ) who don’t want to listen to them. But my brother goes crazy coco when I tell him to stop, listen, do something or do me a favor.Once my brother was just watching TV. I told him to stop and start doing his homework. He told me no because Nana wasn’t there to help him. I told him that I would assist him but refused. My brother kept watching TV. This really set me on fire. I tried asking him nicely again but he still rejected. I got so furious that I actually picked him up and carried him to our Nana. He got in trouble but still doesn’t listen to me sometimes.My brother sometimes has an attitude and it make me want to just grab him and through him to china!!