Stuck....and Confused pt. 1Me: *imagines self hugging shirtless Russia with only undergarments on* Ahhhh....Ahhhhh........*nosebleed* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhbahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! Why! Why am I not doing that right now!*bangs head on computer* SEND ME TO HETALIA LAND!*sent there in the middle of a meeting*
France:*turns around from fighting England* Huh?
England: Bloody Hell!
America:*staring at me then laughs* THATS BADASS DUDE!
Me:*blushes* Tha ......*hugged* Whaaaa?
China: Cute~aru!*hugs harder*
Russia:*curious and pokes my face* You have Fox ears,da?*pets them*
Me:*blushes* Please don't do that.....*knees wobble*
Germany:*astounded* Shes like Italy!?
Italy:*looks up* Somebody-a called my a name!?
Japan:*gets up walks to me and bows* You are a harf Kitsune, yes?
Me:*blushes* Yes.....my name is Aki in your language sir....*bows and turns to Russia* I am Osen in your language....
Russia: You speak Russian,da?
Me:*nods and blushes* Da....
Russia:*smiles* Eto zamechatelno! Nravit·sya li vam p
Stuck...and Confused pt.2Note to mwah~ I'm scared of the outcome of this Crackpot story~Stuck...and Confused pt.21 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Italy:*comes back and hands me Pasta* There we go~ ve~
Germany:*facepalm* Dumnkoph! That's not what I told you too do!
Me:*glances at the pasts thinking WTF* Thanks?
Italy: She likes it!
Germany: I don't think she really does.....
Me:*coughs loudly to get everyone's attention* Since I'm the Umn...Guest? Can I decide where to stay?
England: Of course, love.
Me: Can I stay with the Axis?
*silence than an uproar*
England: WHO'D STAY WITH THOSE WANKERS!?
France: Stay with me mon ami! I can pleasure you with my food~
England: WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE STAY WITH A PERVERT LIKE YOU?!*tackles France*
France: FUZZY CATIPILLAR!
Me:*eyes widen then backs up slowly* *Damn...They're crazier than I thought....**backs into Russia*
Russia:*smiles* Your staying with me instead, da?
Me:*thinks about it* N-Nah thanks Mr. Ru-*walks into America*
America: Sup Dude!
Me: WAZALSMAHPILE! *hides behind German