Ninja Diaries #6 | Lord Garmadon | series 1The Very Secret
DiaryEvil Journal of Evil-ness of Lord Garmadon
Ninja Diaries: #6
Got into a fight with Wu. Had no idea he was so protective over his teddy bear. Was only sacreficing it to the dark gods, sheesh! And he goes and banishes me to The Underworld?!
Took over The Underworld. Ha ha! Skeletons now my own personal army. Go me!
Getting kind of boring, down here.
Nothing to do...
Got bored, so I put on a dress and danced like a lunatic. Caught Skullkins laughing at me. Asked Chopov if the dress made my butt look big. He said yes, then offered to cut it off for me. My butt, not the dress.
Reminder: Stay away from Chopov. He is dang scary.
What do you mean pizza doesn't deliver to The Underworld?! I will sue!!!
Found a deck of cards.
Well, well, well! Finally, something to do! Scavanger hunt for the Golden
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Have to keep diary secret. Zane finds out about everything. Have to be extra careful. Will never hear the end of it if someone finds it. Especially Cole.
Attacked intruder today! HIYA!
Too bad intruder ended up being Sensei's new student. New student has attitude. And spikey hair.
Also, got whacked in face by posessed toothbrush.
Got epic ninja suit in favorite color! Yay! Now is cooler than Cole and Zane combined!
New student also has anger issues. And sister. New student refuses to tell if sister is good-looking or not, or if she likes blue. Apparently, sister captured by evil dude. Need to save her! Have to find out if she's single!
New student's name is Kai. Ninja of fire, too.
Am better than him.
Stupid Kai. All his fault - have to drag Sensei around in carriage. Zane senses it is team building stuff. Honestly do not care. At all.
Very upset. Stupid K
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Annoyed. Sensei made me do training course four weeks in a row. Finally did it. Stole his sugars - those things taste good! Had some of his cookies, too.
Sister was kidnapped. Gotta save her. But have to learn Spinjitzu first, apparently.
More ticked off, now. Sensei never told me he had other students! All complete weirdos. Attacked me while I was pooping!
Gotta find some weapons. Then I've gotta save Nya with said weirdos. Ninja in blue seems very interested in her. Freak. Not letting him anywhere near her.
In other news: am so great, ninja of fire!
Arms hurt; had to drag the sensei around in the carriage all day. Tried to make conversation with quiet guy in the white. Didn't work out so well, but got to Caves of Despair and found Scythe.
Am totally awesome - used Spinjitzu! Pretty upset that blue guy got to use it first, but whatever.
Used Scythe, and got yelled at by Sensei. He was all, ''OMG
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Sensei got a new ninja. New ninja does not understand that we need to work as a team. Very rash and violent, like his element. Am hoping he realizes that we are a team before he gets us into trouble.
Caught him staring at my eyebrows, too.
Got Scythe of Quakes. Was right: Kai is very rash and impatient. Went off on his own. Thought he could move a huge stone all by himself, haha! But then he says, ''Look who's talkin', Cole. You screamed like a girl when you saw the Earth Dragon.'' To which I said, ''Shut up.''
My eyebrows aren't that big, are they?
Got to steer the ship. Go me! Got the Shurikens! Now half-way done finding the four weapons of Spinjitzu!
Zane banged his head again. Offered him a ice pack but he refused.
Jay's inventions are brilliant. Got us down from chain just in the nick of time. Got the Nunchucks, Scythe, and Shurikens: only the Sw
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Will now have to add new sim in my Sims 3 game. Am sensing I will not be playing Sims 3 for a while after this, as Sensei is taking us on field trip to find elemental weapons.
Am also sensing that it was a bad idea to recruit someone who's weapon is a toothbrush.
Arrived at the Caves of Despair. Skeletons were digging in the wrong spot; silly Skeletons. Got the Scythe of Quakes, but ambushed by Skeletons and a dragon.
Am now sensing that self looks amazing while doing Spinjitzu. Nobody had a mirror on hand, sadly.
Arrived at the Ice Temple. Am not understanding why everyone besides myself is cold.
Got the Shurikens of Ice. Got turned into ice cube. Very not amused. Especially when I was used as a sled.
Banged head, too.
Am sensing there is a very unattractive bump on head, now. Which
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Spent an hour looking in the mirror instead of two. Go me, I have improved!
Kai being an idiot around the shop, again. Didn't have the heart to tell him that obviously, I am the better blacksmith.
Creepy old guy starts harassing us about ninja. Samurai are totally better.
Got kidnapped. Woohoo...
...SAVE ME, DAMMIT!!1!
Skullkins trying in vain to seduce me. Am finding their bony-ness very unattractive.
...when is Kai coming?
Getting annoyed now.
...you know, I'll settle for anyone at the point.
I mean it.
FINALLY! NINJA ARE SO SLOW!
Caught the blue one staring at me. Apparently was mute.
Kai made me go back to the shop, while he has awesome adventures with his new ninja friends. Hmmph! Totally unfair. It's legit unfair.
Kai came back, refused to hug him. Made the rest of them jealous by hugging Mr. Blue - tu
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Recruited a new ninja today. Very ambitious, fiery, rude, and impatient. He must work on that.
Am betting he couldn't do the training course even if he tried!
Oh, so fail.
I... I was mistaken.
Nevertheless! He needs to gain patience before he can truly master Spinjitzu.
Sent students to find Scythe of Quakes. Brother's army got in the way, but in the end ninja and I got it. Go me! Take that, Garmadon!
Balancing on ship mast very good exercise. Caught Zane and Kai staring at me, though probably for different reasons. Kept on eying my beard, I think. Or at least Zane was. Kai was complaining.
Got Shurikens. Am so awesome.
Got Nunchucks. While students were up at Edge of the World, was reading Ninja Weekly's Sensei article.
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Once upon a time, no one lived happily ever after.....
*at Cole's Funeral* *it's snowing*
Jay: *sniffling* He was so young!
Zane: *burries face in a oversized bouquet of Flowers*
Nya: I never got to put lip stick on his face! Why does life hate me!?
Lloyd:...Soooooooooo nobody cares that my father died and now i'm an orphan?
Jay: No you arn't, you still have your uncle.
Sensie Wu: *clipping his toenails*
Lloyd: Yah but he's old......and wierd.
Sensie Wu: *has a stroke and dies*
Lloyd: Now what do i do?
Zane: i guess you stay with us then.
Lloyd: You have no Legal Ownership of me!
Kai: no one has to know.
random FBI person: I DO. *puts on dark glasses*
Nya: LIKE A BOSS!
Jay: Crud! it's the fed! ASSEND UPON THE FLYING PLATYPUS OF LOVE!
*everyone mounts the gaint flying platy