Preposterous Propaganda +SpeechPreposterous Propaganda +Speech3 years ago in Humor More Like This
My fellow sentient beings, it is time to rid ourselves of this menace the one they call "the current president".
But we cannot simply terminate a mortal's existence without severe repercussions (unless they are foolish samurai warriors, of course)! It is because of this that I, Aku, have chosen to overtake this political office, in a manner most fair. Aku calls upon YOU, denizens of America, to elect him your new leader!
Aku has met all of your pathetic standards for nomination. He is ageless. He has taken residence here for the measly requirement of fourteen years, no more and no less! And finally Aku will concede that he was given life upon this land, long before it was our precious America (Surely this counts for something).
Some of you foolish humans may be concerned about the 'moral alignment' of your next commander. Aku does not place value upon your desires, but he must state that he is without a traditional standpoint. Aku is not an advocate of absolute freedom, as
Do you love me?Do you love me?3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Romania x Bulgaria
He was going to come over again. It was not that I didn't like him. Romania was friendly and all, but sometimes a little too touchy. But I couldn't tell him no. He had that weird voice that practically said: I`m feeling sad, so I agreed, even if I was feeling feverish and tired and not in the mood to listen to his loud voice and weird, dark humor. I said yes. But I also think that if I have said no, he would still have bugged me about it, or just emotionally black mail me. It was way easier to just let him do whatever he wanted.
After a few hours I heard the bell from my door and I immediately tried to mentally prepare myself for whatever his mood was going to be. I took a deep breath before opening the wooden door.
"Good morning" He said while hugging me and kissing both my cheeks.
"It`s not morning. It`s 4 in the afternoon. I answered, grabbing his bony shoulders, hoping he would let go of me, instead, he brushed his nose on my neck. "What?" I ask
APH - That Little Maid ch. 7Chapter 7APH - That Little Maid ch. 73 years ago in Romance More Like This
Elizaveta felt sick. Maybe worse, she feared. She made a note to self to never drink too much while she's depressed. She felt her head spin so hard and was about to take a hurl again when she noticed something different.
She wasn't in the mansion. It was instead a different place. And she wasn't resting on a pillow; it was instead an arm. She heard soft snoring came from the man she recently despised; Gilbert. And the worse part was; they were both completely naked.
She didn't hesitate to let out a loud scream and pushed the German out of his bed. "Wh-what have you done to me!?" she demanded from him, quickly taking the blanket sheets to cover her body. The German, after having a short fall from his bed was in a terrible state.
He was dead tired and he had pains in his arm, neck and back. Due to him picking a fight the before night.
"WHAT." He said grimly; not in the mood. Elizaveta felt angry. "WHAT HAV
FIGHT TO THE DEATH"SO then!" Romania held out his sword. "Shall we duel?!" He grinned wildly.FIGHT TO THE DEATH3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"For my fair lady, I will do anything." Serbia kissed Bulgaria's limp hand and held out his own sword.
Romania watched with disgust. Bulgaria was to be his conscious or unconscious.
Romania plunged at him. Serbia dodged the attack with ease. He snickered while Romania fumed.
They fought with vigor, stepping on and over Bulgaria in the process. After some hour of fighting,
Serbia panted. Romania panted. Hungary cheered from the other room
"Your...a good...fighter..." Serbia wheezed
"Shut...up" Romania walked to Serbia, attempting to plunge at him again.
Instead of killing Serbia with the sword, Romania just fell over him, knocking down both of them. Serbia had just as little energy as Romania, so he didn't even attempt to push Romania off.
Hungary just couldn't stand it anymore, she slammed down the door. To her joy, she saw Romania on top of Serbia, desperately trying to get off, moving in an inappropriate m
Fanfic -Hetalia TanskaXNorjaTämä ficci on lisätty myös sivulle FinFanFun.fi, mutta halusin jokseenkin laittaa DA:llekkin tämänFanfic -Hetalia TanskaXNorja5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ficin nimi: Voisiko tämä tarina oikeasti tapahtua?
Tyylilaji: Yaoi, Humor, Fluff
Fandom: Perustuu enimmiten pohjoismaiden koteihin ja myös jonkin verran jonkinlaiseen luolaan.
Paritus/Päähenkilöt: Tanska/Norja ja hieman Tanska/Kanada
Muut hahmot: Suomi/Tino, Ruotsi/Berwald, Islannin lunni, Islanti, Kanada ja Amerikka + vieraina muita maita joita ei kuin vain mainita.
Varoitukset: Sisältää kiroilua ja pieni suuteleminen
A/N: Innostuin samana päivänä kirjoittamaan tämän ensimmäisen ficcini, kun olin lukenut monta hetalia ficciä. Halusin luoda Tanskan ja Norjan välille pientä ja isompaakin riitaa, joten niinhän minä päätin tehdä. Itse pidän tästä hyvin, mutta kertokaapa m
LawinaCzasami bywa tak, że człowiek, nawet ten najbardziej świadomy i obyty, powie o jedno słowo za dużo. Zadziała ono jak malutki kamień, który bezmyślnie rzucony, spowoduje niemożliwą do zatrzymania lawinę konsekwencji.Lawina4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Owa lawina runęła z całą siłą na Borysa Weselinowa w kilka chwil po tym, jak skomentował półgłosem to, co dane mu było usłyszeć o jego no właśnie. Bułgaria nie był już pewien, czy wciąż miał prawo nazywać Rumunię swoim przyjacielem lub raczej siebie przyjacielem Rumunii. Kiedy bowiem otrząsnął się z krótkotrwałego szoku wywołanego rewelacją na jego temat, usłyszał trzask zamykanych pospiesznie drzwi. Vlad Coandă wyszedł bez słowa, a Borys był pewien, że powodem była jego głupia, wygłoszona pod wp
APH - Rosa CaninaIsabelle zamknęła za sobą drzwi hotelowego pokoju. Lekko zamroczona alkoholem, po chwili całowała przystojnego bruneta. Ten odwzajemniał jej pocałunki, jak tylko mógł. Również upity. Swoim winem. Bułgarskim. Właściwie nie można było nazwać tego upiciem. Ot, kolacja, a do tego kilka kieliszków wina. Chciał w końcu pokazać pannie Belgii to, co ma najlepszego. Trzeba było ją jakoś przekonać do tego, aby Bułgaria stał się częścią Unii Europejskiej. Borys jednak nie sądził, że to" również znajdzie się wśród wymogów. Ale pomyślał Dlaczego nie?".APH - Rosa Canina4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Po kilku namiętnych pocałunkach Isabelle zostawiła przyćmione światło. Usiadła na łóżko i spojrzała na Borysa zachęcająco. Bułgaria podszedł do niej i ponown
Love is an art ch.21Love is an artLove is an art ch.213 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Twenty-one: Grandmother Anastasiya
Nikola wakes before Demitri, having the man wrapped around him in his bed. Is he truly going to put up with this foolish idea his father has? No, definitely not. They won't arrive for a few days, so he will simply return home tomorrow after he shows Demitri around today. Sliding out of Demitri's grip he gets out of the bed and gets ready to meet with his father. He never told him yes nor did he say no, so it's time to spell out that this will not be happening to the man.
Going to the extra bed a maid wheeled in, Nikola messes it up to make it look as though someone slept in it before he heads downstairs and to his father's office, where the man will no doubt be. He enters the room to see Georgi sitting at his desk working. "Father, I need to tell you something."
Georgi looks up at his son. "What do you want?"
"I will not meet these women, an
Love is an art ch.17Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.173 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Seventeen: In the storm
Nikola comes out of the shower, home alone because Demitri had his first final today. It's the week of finals right now and Nikola had two the other day and two tomorrow. Demitri on the other hand has one today and two tomorrow, then his art final, the picture he has yet to get right, is due on Friday. They are both anxious for the semester to end, Demitri literally counting down the days. Neither are sure if they will be going to Romania again immediately or just relaxing for a few weeks before going down.
Sitting down on the couch Nikola looks over to the window where Jensen and Misha are curled up with each other. It's sweet, really, but that isn't what catches his eye. What grabs his attention is the dark clouds outside, the strong wind he sees bending trees side to side.
"Ah, the first storm of the year that took a while " He mumbles, wondering if
Love is an art ch.14Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.143 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Fourteen: This is not a date
As Nikola follows Demitri into the beautiful restaurant, his inner mantra of 'this is not a date' grows louder in his head. Of course it isn't. This is Demitri, he's too dense to sneakily get Nikola on a date. In fact, Demitri wouldn't know a date if it snuck up on him and bit him on the ass. Half the shit they do could be considered couple activities, but he can't really say anything about it seeing as how he didn't really realize it until recently.
Lost in his thoughts, Nikola allows Demitri to take his hand and drag him off to a table where they both sit down. Nikola stares off into the distance, a little weirded out by this place. Not only is it a sophisticated, obviously expensive, place but it's also far too romantic. From the beautiful candle glowing in the middle on the table next to a vase of roses, to the nearby fireplace, even to the god damn violin player on the other side of the room. This place is ridiculous and he reall
Love is an art ch.20Love Is An ArtLove is an art ch.203 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Twenty: The Asenovs
Demitri watches as Nikola grows increasingly nervous the closer they get to his family home, which he just informed the Romanian is one of about five. Finally they reach a large brick fence that goes for a few miles before being split by an overthrow styled fence, the family coat of arms framed in iron at the top. Once they reach the gate Demitri notices the actual brick fence goes for probably a few more miles on the other end. He also notes that the actual mansion cannot be seen at all from where they are and that Nikola just shrank into his seat. Flashing Nikola a smile, he takes the man's hand in his and goes to kiss him on the cheek, receiving a harsh pinch to the nose from his boyfriend.
"Owwww! That was mean!" Demitri whines, rubbing his nose.
"I already told you not to do that." Nikola grumbles and Demitri pouts.
"I was trying to cheer you up
Love is an art ch.19Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.193 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Nineteen: Reluctant Trip
Nikola yawns and wakes up to Demitri hovering over him with a concerned look. " What is it?" He asks groggily. "Did the cats break something ?"
"No nothing is broken " Demitri mumbles before placing a hand on Nikola's shoulder. "Your father is not doing well." He explains and Nikola shrugs.
"The man is never going well."
"Nikola! This is serious! Your mother called and said he is next to dying!"
Nikola looks to Demitri, to the scared expression on his face, and relents. "Fine, fine, what do they want? Me to visit?" He asks and Demitri nods. "Alright, I will go I suppose."
Demitri smiles. "Good, I don't want you to do something you regret."
"You can't come." Nikola says and Demitri gasps.
"Why not? You met my parents!"
"That's because your parents are good, loving people. Mine are cold and unwelcoming. Especially to my boyfriend."
Love is an art ch.13Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.133 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Thirteen: Unwanted topic
Nikola wakes up to a familiar position. Demitri apparently turned in the middle of the night, something he would have had to of been awake for in this small bed, and wrapped an arm around Nikola. It's a usual position, sad to say, but the proximity this time is very off and very awkward to Nikola.
"Holy-! Damn our son can move fast!" Traian says, whistling in appreciation and making Nikola tense up.
"Honey, don't wake them!" Sabina whispers, grabbing his arm and closing the door.
"Demitri " Nikola groans, pushing him off the bed. "I'm going to kill you!" He say, tossing a pillow at Demitri and waking him up.
"Owwww Nikola what was that for?" Demitri whines and Nikola grabs another pillow, chucking it at him.
"For being an idiot! Your parents came in and saw you spooning me you pervert! Which I know you did on purpose!" Nikola yells and Demitri
Love is an art ch.12Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Twelve: Vacation
Nikola watches as the car comes closer to the large white house. It's almost surreal, the wooden fence surrounding it and the toys in the back for the children. Inside all of the rooms seem large, the wall-length windows adding to this and making them seem more open. Not to mention bright. The home, inside and out, is beautiful in a simple and welcoming sort of way, reminding Nikola of the family their self.
"Demitri! Demitri! Come look at the new toys I got!" Andrei says, taking his brother's hand and dragging him up the stairs.
"W-wait! I have to stay with Nikola, Andrei!" Demitri says, looking back at Nikola.
"Your boyfriend will have to wait!" Andrei huffs, making Demitri laugh awkwardly.
"Wh-why do people keep assuming that ?" He asks as they reach his brother's bedroom.
"The way you look at him. Anyone can see you are into him. Well anyone but the tw
Operation Overlord - Destiel AU - Part 1Operation Overlord - Destiel AU - Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cas had always wanted to travel. He'd wanted to see the world and meet new people, but he had never for a second thought that he would find himself in England under these circumstances. He had never thought that he would fight in a war… but that's what happened. His name had been pulled out of that hat and he'd been drafted in to serve in the war that he had been so desperate to stay out of.
He'd been shipped off to be part of the 29th infantry division and he hadn't had any choice in the matter. The first few weeks had been nearly impossible to get through. He hadn't known anything about anything and the hours were ridiculous. Cas found himself starting to drift off at the most inappropriate of times due to lack of sleep. Eventually, he had grown used to things and had even started making a few friends.
It was a little while before Cas officially met the captain of his company.
Captain Dean Winchester was tall, muscular, with hair cut short and slicked back, and full lips that seemed
Love is an art ch.15Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.153 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Fifteen: Decisions
When Nikola returns from upstairs the room quickly becomes filled with tension. Neither knows exactly what to do, they both liked it but do they just say that? What if the other didn't like it?
"Nikola " Demitri mumbles and Nikola looks over nervously.
"Did you enjoy it ?" He asks shyly, making Nikola blush.
"I asked you first."
Nikola twitches. "What? What the hell are you, five?"
"You dodging the question is just as immature." Demitri points out and Nikola sighs.
"Ugh I...I didn't not like it " Nikola mumbles and Demitri grins.
"Really?" He asks, moving closer.
Demitri leans in. "So we can do it again?"
"I-I thought we were just testing-!" Nikola stops when one of Demitri's hands cup his face.
"We were, but given the choice I'd very much like to make this a daily activity." Demitr
Love is an art ch.24(Final)Love Is An ArtLove is an art ch.24(Final)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Twenty-four: Four Years Later
Nikola stares at his and Demitri's newly bought house with pride. He's finally gotten his dream; the dream job, dream house, dream pets, and recently added dream guy. It's all perfect, he can't help but smile widely at the man standing beside him. Sadly, said man is not Demitri.
"Nikola, you're look is unsettling." Roderich mumbles, making Nikola shrug.
"Don't care. I've finally got it all. I'm an official undertaker making good money with a good house and cute pets " Nikola says, getting interrupted by Roderich.
"And a cute boyfriend?" He asks and Nikola shakes his head no.
"No, no, not a cute boyfriend a sexy boyfriend." The Bulgarian corrects, making Roderich roll his eyes.
"This overjoyed attitude of yours is weirding me out."
"It won't last long, don't worry." Nikola says, heading into the house to see all of the furniture Demitri and
Love is an art ch.11Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Eleven: The Popescus
Demitri looks at Nikola excitedly as they board the plane. "This is gonna be great! Everyone will love you!"
"I highly doubt that kidnapper." Nikola mumbles and Demitri laughs.
"You complain, but I didn't see you make a move to turn and head home." He teases and Nikola blushes.
"Th-that's because I would be wasting your money!" Nikola huffs, making Demitri grin and pat him on the head.
"You're so cute." He says, making Nikola look away as he sits down.
"So! What will you be doing for the plane ride?" Demitri asks and Nikola shrugs, stretching out a little.
"Seems like as good a time as any for a nap." He answers, resting his head against the window.
"Nap sounds good!" Demitri says, resting his head on Nikola's shoulder.
" What are you doing?" Nikola asks and Demitri yawns.
"You're all I can lean on, be nice."
"Ugh even when we are in p
Love is an art ch.10Love is ArtLove is an art ch.103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Ten: Vacation
Demitri comes inside and sees Nikola sitting on the couch looking through a pamphlet. "Hey, what's up?" He asks, tossing his bag in a corner before heading over to his canvas on the other side of the rom.
"Nothing, just a little light reading." Nikola says and Demitri sees the title 'When someone you love dies ' making him roll his eyes.
"So pamphlets on death and grief are light reading?" He asks and Nikola nods. "Funeral majors are so weird " Demitri mumbles and Nikola looks up from the pamphlet.
"Like you're one to talk. Art majors are hands down the strangest people." Nikola grumbles. "I bet even now you are thinking of drawing something to do with this very moment."
"Inspiration from life is not abnormal." Demitri huffs and begins painting.
"No, but every little thing inspires you. Even things as trivial as a piece of garbage. You're like that boy from
Love is an art ch.9Love is an ArtLove is an art ch.93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Nine: Valentines Day
Demitri wakes up to an empty bed and heads out to see Nikola sitting on the couch with a disappointed look on his face. "Hm? Something wrong?" Demitri asks and Nikola sighs.
"I recorded a movie called 'Cupid' last night thinking it was a horror movie but instead it's some stupid romantic comedy." Nikola explains, glaring at the TV. "Stupid Valentine's day, making everything romantic."
"Ummm I'm pretty sure that a title like that is always romantic " Demitri says, laughing a little. "Nikola I am starting to think you might be a psychopath! Your thoughts on love are so unhealthy "
Nikola rolls his eyes. "It isn't unhealthy. Besides, even if it is it doesn't matter. No one is hurt by my dislike of love."
Demitri shrugs and sits down next to him. "So have you been watching the movie anyways?"
"Well I was waiting for the murdering to
Love is an art ch.23Love Is An ArtLove is an art ch.233 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Twenty-three: Back home
Nikola wakes up to the sound of Demitri hurrying around. It's the day they go home, the day they finally return to their house and their kittens. "Hey, calm down and just let us sleep in." He groans and Demitri walks up to him, kissing him on the forehead.
"Morning Nikola. You slept in long enough! Now we need to go have breakfast with grandma and head to the airport! I can't wait to see little Misha and Jensen!" Demitri says excitedly before tossing some clothes at Nikola. "Get a move on, dragă~!"
Nikola grumbles annoyed as he gets up. "It should be illegal to be so awake in the morning "
"Well, it helps that I'm not old~!" Demitri teases.
Nikola fumes, throwing a pillow into his face. "I! AM! NOT! OLD!" He hisses and Demitri laughs.
"Ohhh, I hit a nerve in my old man~!" Demitri coos and Nikola jumps at him, tackling him to the ground. "WHOA!"
"Can an old
never steal from a vampireNever steal from a vampire centurynever steal from a vampire3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Never steal from a vampire century
In a calm village in the 18th century , in the country of Romania. Lived a poor blacksmith named Dimitri Barslovic .
He inherited the shop from his father [a really good man that make Dimitri loves the job…he died at age 82 .He never meet his mother since she giving birth to him]
So since his fathers' death, Dimitri take care of the shop but business is not well .Various others shops with more experience blacksmith are in town [and Dimitri don't sell the image of the traditional blacksmith ,he is skinny with black hair ,grey eyes and he seem so weak ]
Dimitri is now bankrupt, he don't have money for buy food [Elizaveth a friend of his, give a little of food even though her husband is a cheap son of an Austrian]
Dimitri is worried …He can't count on her generosity forever yet he refuse sell the shop .The young man is thinking in go back to Bulgaria [He loves his country…even though he has little m
Love is an art ch.8Love Is an ArtLove is an art ch.83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Eight: Plans for Valentine's Day
Nikola heads down the halls of his college, staring at the ground rather than the hearts surrounding everything. Tomorrow, Tuesday, is Valentine's Day and he would really just rather forget that. Of all the random holidays he knows of, this is the worst in his eyes. It's a holiday that, if it weren't for other people, wouldn't affect him in any way. Sadly, he has many people around. Many girls, single and desperate. These girls, around this time, begin flocking to all the single guys just wanting a date tomorrow.
Not all women do it of course, it's honestly mostly just freshmen, but it doesn't make it any less aggravating. All he wants to do is relax at home with Demitri, since neither has any classes due to teachers wanted to spend time with their lovers, and read a book or maybe see a movie. Going on a date, however, doesn't interest him at all. H
Get out of my head!So that's how it happened and all . Hey Are you still there Garia? You're so quiet."Get out of my head!3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I snapped out of it when I heard my annoying pet name he had given me.
"Yeah, I'm still there. I just didn't want to interrupt you," I answered. I could hear the revived smile in his voice as he went on to tell his story.
I know you're probably wondering what the hell is going. Well, like every night, I was talking to my best friend Romania on the phone. As usual, he told me some story of his, while I kept listening to his voice. I know it sounds cheesy, but he usually calls after I woke up from one of my nightmares and his voice is familiar and calming somehow. But I still wonder how he manages to phone every time after I woke up
"-ria? aria?" I didn't really listen to his talking, more to his voice until.. "NIKOLAI!" He shouted into my ear and I jumped out of my daze. "Sorry, I didn't listen " I mumbled ashamed.
"I noticed. Anyway, I asked if