The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P1The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P13 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Danpak Code
A Hetalia-Style Parody of the Da Vinci Code
Starring you, Denmark, Norway, and a mysterious Bacon Cult!
This is an insane series in which you, the reader, must decipher the secret behind the Danish Bacon mystery with the help of your adopted father Norway and the handsome Mr Denmark.
When a strange event causes all the pigs farmers in Denmark to produce strange letters on their bacon packages and someone stumbles upon the answer as to why, you're work as an investigative reporter leads you into a smoky, smelly, world of ducking deranged butchers, people dressed up as bacon, helping your "father" survive, and trying not to fall in love with Mr Denmark - what terrible secret is being guarded that could destroy the fabric of the Danish Universe as we know it?
Since you were young and found abandoned in a Troll's den by Mr Norway and some of his helpful friends, you had always known one great fact about yourself - you did not like bacon. In Norway it was not such a big