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AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
SD and CG The Movie Part 22 years ago in Short Stories
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The Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIPThe Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIP3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The next morning came, and Marge had awoken in her bed alone. She gasped at the sight of Homer missing from the dent in his side of the mattress. She got up and changed into her daily clothes and headed out the door. "Homie?" She called out. After no response, she decided to ask the kids if they knew anything. "KIDS!" Marge yelled out loudly. Bart and Lisa both opened their eyes in shock. Bart walked out into the hall first, wiping his eyes. "What is it, Mom?" He asked, still half-asleep. Marge put her hands on her hips and asked him, "Do you have any idea where your father is? He never came to bed last night." Bart let out a yawn. "He proba
El diario de velita capitulo 1El diario de velita capitulo 14 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
El Diario de Velita (el primer capítulo)
Se preguntarán x q el diario de velita no ?
bueno mis amigas me llaman asi x q mi correo es asi y ya todo el mundo se acostumbro a llamarme asi bueno asi empieza la historia
Estaba caminando con mis mejores amigas Allison, Alejandra, Livisú pero no Gianella ya q ella estaba enferma:
Yo: oigan y han escuchado de la leyenda de la niña del columpio?
Allison. yo si me la se dicen que....
Livisú: no no la digas plis me da miedo Buuu
Alejandra. no seas llorona vamos continua
Allison: bueno dicen que una niña murió en el columpio de nuestro colegio
Yo: si y que ell
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
Simpsons chronicles (The insanity begins)The first time i make an english fanfic of The simpsons)Simpsons chronicles (The insanity begins)9 months ago in Settings More Like This
tee hee.. hope you like it n_n
It was 8:30 am on the nuclear power plant... Mr burns was on his office as always... and the employers.. well they aren't here XD
Smithers: hmm? *checkig the work place* hmm.. (he moves out)
Always at this hour is empty but this time was completelly strange this situation
Smithers: *taking a coffee* mary... Don't you think there something suspicious on this day?
Mary: (My OC) no, sweetie... and you?
Smithers: ahh... no.. n_n (he drink his coffee)
* go there to see who is --- http://fav.me/d57aoqj
Everything was completelly quiet until a
AFJ reviews: Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda QAFJ reviews: Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q6 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I took a high interest in in the Family Guy episode recently. What got me interested into watching this particular episode because of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qyHEYeGNM&feature=related. From what I got from that video and a little research this episode is highly criticized for its supposedly accurate portrayal of Domestic Violence, and lack of good humor in the episode. After watching the episode I…can see why this episode is considered one of Family guy's more controversial episodes alongside Partial Terms of Endearment, and When You Wish upon a Weinstein. I'm not offended by the subject matter portrayed in this episode,
The BeastEyes flashing,The Beast1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Green and gold,
It's coming for the kill,
If you're lucky,
It won't hear you,
If you're very still,
It waits in shadow,
With a hunger,
It bends you to its will,
Claws slashing,
Teeth gnashing,
Oh, how the blood does spill…
ArkuriaShipping - When You Say Nothing At AllArkuriaShipping - When You Say Nothing At All1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Hunter and Saber have a peaceful night together as they lay under the stars together as this romantic song plays this:
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word you can light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all
All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd
Old Mr. Webster could never defin
War effort Ch 12War effort Ch 121 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Matthew paced around the room anxiously. Gilbert watched him sadly, not sure what else he could do. It seemed as though his darling would run himself ragged worrying about this. He was just as worried, but Arthur and Matthew were pushing themselves to their bodies' limits trying to find this man.
"Baby please," he said as he stood. He walked over to his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist. "You need to calm down okay?"
"No," Matthew muttered as he pushed Gilbert's hands away. "Don't break my concentration. I've almost got an idea."
"You've got nothing. You just think that you ha
ArkuriaShipping - Everytime We TouchArkuriaShipping - Everytime We Touch1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Hunter in his dashing knight attire and Saber in her gallant red dress approach to each other slowly as they smile together when this romantic song plays in the background as they decided to dance slowly:
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dream
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last
need you by my side
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static
And everytime we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my
Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P4Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Werewolf!EnglandxReader- Call Me What You May- P4
-Your POV-
You woke Monday morning like usual, and got completely ready for school.
After you stuffed your keys into your hoodie pocket, you went downstairs and opened the door.
When you did, you were surprised as heck.
On the porch was a ton of stuff, including candy, flowers, and one of those insanly huge teddy bears.
I wonder who did this...
You were sure that someone put it on your porch instead of somebody else's, but you didn't want to throw the stuff out so you brang it all inside.
You left the gift on your kitchen table, and left for school, wondering if someone actually meant it for
No Longer Lonely 2: Chibi Denmark and ReaderConvenience Store: Part 2: Chibi Denmark and Reader and Sweden. Don't worry, this won't be a series. Also I'm sorry. The plot bunnies have been a little tired lately.No Longer Lonely 2: Chibi Denmark and Reader11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Part 2:
You flipped open your text book, the whole store empty. You cast a wary look at the magazine section. You could easily picture a Matthias sitting there smiling away as he read a comic book. A few weeks ago a little boy named Matthias had come to the convenience store late at night. He mostly sat around and read comic books, but later drama arose when you walked the little boy back home and his adopted father, Berwald, was wide awake and not happy. You had immediately a
Someday I'd Like to Be A PirateSomeday I'd Like to Be A Pirate7 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Someday I'd Like to Be A Pirate:
Someday I'd like t' be a pirate and sail across the seven seas.
I always thought it might be nice t' feel the ocean breeze.
I've always dreamt of findin' treasure, stashed away in a hidden box,
And then after I drop the anchor I'd burst open the locks!
Dubloons I'd find and diamonds t' keep, trinkets worth a life;
Or maybe I'd find a sacred sword or a really ancient knife!
But as I grew, I was soon t' learn, that dreams do not come true.
How many times have I seen a man be strangled till he's blue?
How many days have I watched them stumble, cursin' ill their fate.
When none would reach a helping hand
Family Guy meets TwilightFamily Guy meets Twilight SceneFamily Guy meets Twilight6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Brian shook his head at Peter, dissapointed in what he found.
"Peter, this idea's almost as stupid as when you challenged Edward Cullen to a duel to the death."
Peter and Brian dimmed back to the past.
The scenery was in a small meadow at night. Jacob Black had transformed into his werewolf form as Edward Cullen crouched down, hissing and showing his fangs in warning. He was protecting Bella Swan from Jacob, not wanting him to come closer.
Peter walked into the picture dressed in a knight's attire. He looked at Jacob, then Edward Cullen. He pointed his sword at Edward and challenged him.
"I challenge you
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