South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
The Three Ages of Gwen - 1The Three Ages of Gwen - 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on, you dweeb Grandpa will be waiting for us."
Gwen Tennyson laughed as she ran after her cousin towards the Rustbucket, the old camper van that her grandfather had been using to drive them around the country all summer. When she had first heard about the trip, two things had upset her more than anything. Firstly, been stuck in a vehicle that looked like it was been held together with duct tape and not much else. Secondly, having to spend the entire summer not just with her grandfather, but also with the idiot that was her cousin, Ben Tennyson.
She was dressed in her usual clothing a light blue top with darker blue sleeves that came to just over her elbows, white Capri pants and trainers, with her red hair held back by a single clip. The top had her favourite cat motif on the front. As for Ben, he was wearing that shirt and shorts combo again.
The holiday had started badly, and had threatened to get w
One Hell of a Butler - Part 4One Hell of a Butler - Part 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Butler Cold
It was dark when I finally awoke.
Very dark for that matter.
In contrast to the morning, the night had turned nasty and I could hear a faint whistle of wind blowing through some random crevice, with the harsh hiss of rain battering against the balcony doors.
Propping myself up on one hand I found that I was no longer clothed, my body almost fully exposed if it had not been for my pair of undergarments. I would make a note to myself to punish Sebastian accordinly for both undressing me without my permission and allowing me to sleep in such a state.
Regardless of the weather, my body temperature was rather warm and I did not feel the chill in the room. In fact, considering the weather, I was extremely warm. Hot even. Even so, I tugged at the sheets under my duvet and wrapped them around myself allowing them to flop over my shoulders before pushing myself from the bed.
The material dragged along
Courage the Cowardly-EdCourage the Cowardy-EdCourage the Cowardly-Ed10 months ago in Humor More Like This
[an alternate plot to “Read All About-Ed]
-The Eds just test out the new newspaper-delivery machine.
Eddy & Edd- IT WORKS!
*Ed jumps off the giant tower of paper and into the machine, he is then molded into the shape of a roll of newspaper and smacks into a door*
Ed- Oops. Hahahah!
-The house Ed smacked into belonged to Kevin’s uncle Eustace and aunt Muriel Bagg and there adorably stupid and courageous dog Courage. They had just moved into the neighborhood and were expecting a visit from their nephew in about an hour.
*Eustace then opens the door after hearing Ed-roll smack into his door.*
Eustace- What the heck is this stupid boy doing on my stupid lawn? Where’s my stupid paper!? You stupid hippies!?!?
Eddy- Coming right up!
*Eddy grabs a random paper and drops it into the machine. The paper is then rolled up and is shot straight at Eustace smacking him square in the head and knocking him unconscious. Muriel then enters the sc
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in smarts. She trusted me more than anyone yet I don't hang out with her. I love her but she is just annoying at times.
Sophie came down about a minute after I was waiting in the hall with mom and dad.
"Okay, I'll be back." Mom kissed Dad and we were headed out the door. "Jr, since you're bigger, you can ride in the front." She smiled at me as I jumped with
The Forgotten ToonsHoney Bunny isn't the only forgotten Looney Tunes character. Of course, there are others like Rocky and Mugsy, Michigan J. Frog or Nasty Cannasta that just appeared occasionally, but there are also characters we know hardly anything or nothing about. Let's take a look at some of them.The Forgotten Toons2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The strangest character is Rosebud, a small field mouse with big ears. It is the most obscure character that had Looney Tunes-related merchandise based on. Rosebud appeared in two animated shorts, 'Farm Frolics' (1941) and 'Horton Hatches the Egg' (1942). In middle 1940's Shaw issued a collection of ceramic figurines with Looney Tunes characters among which there were Elmer J. Fudd, Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny, Petunia Pig, Sniffles and Rosebud.
An interesting thing is that, but for this collection, we wouldn't know a name of this mouse as it doesn't appear in any movie, it is just printed on a box of its' ceramic figurine.
Three mysterious guests
In 1981 a puzzle showing 105 Looney Tunes characters has
You are the favoriteBart was looking out of the window, in his room, thinking:" I'm 11, and in eleven years of life, what have I done? Nothing, absolutely nothing!", in that moment Lisa entered in his room and she saw him in that state, again:-Bart? Bart!-You are the favorite7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
-what is, Lisa?-
-Bart, mom needs us a moment, he gotta help her with Maggie and Stewie, while dad is out, ok?-
-ok, Lisa- said Bart with a tired voice,
-again, what is, Lisa?-
-what have you done?-
-because it's something like a month or more that you seem sad, I don't know how to explain it better, though, but there's something wrong with you, please tell me, I can't support seeing you in a such state-
-Lisa it's nothing, I told you, now let's go downstairs, we have to help mom-
-Bart, if you wanna tell me something, I'm here, you can tell anything you wish, anytime, to me, all right?-
-all right, now let's go down-
Bart and Lisa learned down, and in that moment homer was closing the door:- bye Marge, bye kids! See you later!-
To A Page And Its PenSsshhh...To A Page And Its Pen2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your throat is dry,
Hold your paper tongue,
It cuts. But fold,
Now is not the time.
Now is for tomorrow,
Tomorrow for today.
Can you understand?
You with you paper ears,
The words so softly wrote
Between the lines of life?
The bustle of the city
Drowns out beneath the crackling,
Your stained paper fingers.
All that matters
The pen, the ink, the sword.
Live by them friend,
Know when to slice,
When to bend,
When to crumble to dust...
...and when to simply fly away.
World of HateI don't care that people slander and make fun of the US. It doesn't bother me even though I am an American. Though those who say such things maybe from different countries and cultures. Let them have their fun, let them be ignorant, but remember you can be just as hateful, just as ignorant, just as stupid as we are, even though you come from a different country, background, and culture. Stupidity, wastefulness, close minded, violent, savage, and so on and so on. Tis human nature and it's a flaw that runs threw us all. No matter what skin color or background. We all come from the same species, and we live in a world of hate. So go ahead and laugh at me for being a stupid American, but remember this I laugh at you for being an ignorant fool.World of Hate3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This