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Too many people who don't want gays to get married will yell something like: "Gays are ebil cuz o sodom n gomorrah thats why god destroyed them cuz they were gay'.

No. The book of Genesis never specifically says for what reason they were destroyed. The reason is not specified until Ezekiel.

Ezekiel 16:49-50:

"Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good."

In those days, 'abomination' was defined as 'any action that offended God', not 'being gay.' Back then, abomination included eating shellfish, having a disobedient child, and having sex with your wife while she was on her period.

In short, Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed for being gay. They were destroyed for being complete assholes.
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Here are 5 commandments that are conspicuously absent from Exodus. The text says nothing about prohibiting slavery, genocide, rape, blind faith, or intolerance. That's perplexing, as it's supposed to be the word of God. Oh wait, it's not perplexing at all because all of these things are whole-heartedly recommended by God soon afterwards!


**UPDATE** June 21st, 2012: I did this piece a few years back and, upon further thought and your own comments, I now realize that the Commandments should be made less vague.
#3 should say "Thou shalt not beat or otherwise torture thy fellow living creatures", and then another one should say "Thou shalt not keep fellow humans as property".
and #4 should say "Thou shalt tolerate others' personal opinions and beliefs".
Those combined with the other three are 6 excellent rules for being a good human being, and they are also contradicted in the Bible. So (once again) fuck the Bible.
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Sometimes I wonder, If God really and truly wants to defeat Satan, which almost everyone agrees that he does, why doesn't God just snap his fingers and make Satan not exist? It'd be the simplest freaking thing to do. And no more Satan means no more corrupted humans. Methinks God's in need of the Staples Button.
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And you said, morals didn't come from God!




Yeah, another one of those Christian contradictions:
No matter what you do and how many you killed, as long as you repent, you're fine.


It's a quote by Jürgen von der Lippe, a German comedian, but most likely not accurate (couldn't find the original).



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Do what the fuck you want to.
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I support degrading those criminals in black dresses to a level of people who get the lowest money in the country, like others.
    They shouldn't be supported by a country in any way.
    They shouldn't be supported by people.
    They should have no privileges.
    They shouldn't be allowed to buy expensive goods.
    They shouldn't be allowed to butt in politics and lives of people.
    They should be treated like normal citizens, they should work, they should have problems.
    They shouldn't be allowed to stupefy people with their so called religion.

Damn those greedy thieves.

They declared themselves as fucking priests who teach people about God and all that crap, they should live like their beloved Jesus. By the Bible, he was poor and didn't give a damn about goods so why should priests do? It makes me sick.
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A 14 year old user made this stamp [link] , entitled "God Hates Me," in which they vented some of their greif at the troubles they've gone through with losses in their family.

Enter :iconjms296:, douche bag extraordinaire, to bombard this poor kid with a succession of disparaging, condescending, and very mean comments, telling her to "get over it," and "grow up," and that everything is part of uncle Jesus' super secret perfect plan, and that to even question that is evil.

No, you cunt, you're the one who's evil, berating a kid who has lost loved ones by shoving your delusions and fantasies down their throat. I'd say shame on you if I thought for a second that your diseased mind was capable of feeling it.

Later on, when others had joined the conversation, :iconjms296: offers up the anecdote featured above as proof that god exists, alongside the usual hellfire threats that Christians can't seem to go two seconds in a god debate without resorting to.

Now although that anecdote does strongly resemble the kind of made up shit you see in chain e-mails, I will give her the benefit of the doubt and accept that it is true. So what? This is not proof of anything except your desperation to jump down the rabbit hole of fantasy to avoid facing the unsettling realities of life. I am sorry for your loss. I am sorry for everyone's losses, but I will ridicule anyone who attempts to brow-beat the virus of faith into a vulnerable child.
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Don't have much free time now, So I just did this very quickly.

Based on another motivational poster I saw where only the picture to the right was included.

So yeah , sure they were atheists:roll:
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So you know how many Christians talk about how the Old Testament's rituals don't count? Jesus calls bullshit on that. This quote is taken from the bible in the New Testament and the location is in the title. So the reason I mention this because Christians use "The Old Testament don't count" to justify eating Shrimp, working on Saturday, Wearing sweaters, Making oranges, Shaving, Getting Jesus Tattoos, and touching a piece of pork. All those things are punishable by death in the bible. And look this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that they always go to Leviticus to justify hating gays. You can't have both. You can't say the old book doesn't count but justify your hate in the old book. You know Slavery at one point was being justified because it was in the bible. That's true as well. Slavery is never condemned in the bible. So I think 80% of the country should be executed for disobeying one law of Leviticus. All those things are punishable by death.
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