Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party member from KO, with 25% of
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Kira's NightmareKira's NightmareKira's Nightmare4 months ago in Settings More Like This
As the darkness slowly fades from where Briar's nightmare took place, so did the harsh words. Glancing around, I saw a blur on the edge of her vision. Four blurs. That was there the others were at. Just blobs in this memory of mine. </i>[i]So now it's my turn.</i>[/i] I thought, trying to hold back the panic. I could guess which nightmare this was. Since so far, Bia was the only one with the happy memory, I guessed that it might follow Briar's lead from here on in. The nightmare was having troubles pulling together. It wasn't staying firm. As if the nightmare didn't want to come to me.
Finally, the old dirt roads from where I lived my final days as a human, appeared. Gasping, I knew which one this was. "No. Nononono. Please. Not this one! Anything but this one!" Clear, salty tears ran down my cheeks. I only knew they were clear when I wiped them away. "Wait, I am a human again?" I asked, confused. I glanced at the four blobs on the edge. "Okay, this nightmare is really
All about the details though the cloth itselfIt’s all about the details though the clothAll about the details though the cloth itself4 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
itself should be well-made and suited to
the purpose. Take an epaulette where both
the twill and perfect corners lead you through
a military primer. Red or white
or blue are best, no-nonsense colors: take
no prisoners, never smile, and might makes right.
A button holds the tab, a sash will make
a drape, a softness which belies the mad
and futile march of war which rips the cloth
of skin, the one true cloth that makes us glad,
whose rips, beyond repair, create the loss
that finds no purpose in that epaulette.
What wasted buttons, twill, and yet we let.
Two In The Morning Chapter ThirteenTwo In The MorningTwo In The Morning Chapter Thirteen4 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter Thirteen: Jeepers Cheaters!
“What color should we paint the baby’s room?” I asked River as we stared at the empty room in our new home.
“I think we should wait until we know what the gender is.” River said.
“I guess so.” I was so excited to be having a baby.
I was also excited that my baby would be Kara’s age. Deli’s baby and mine will be best friends after all!
“Maybe we should go with a unisex color like yellow or green if you want to start the room now.” River suggested.
“Why don’t we make this decision together? Why don’t we go to a hardware store and find a color this weekend?” I was annoyed.
River wasn’t too excited to be having a baby. He had many younger siblings and knew how much work h
Water [RotG]Jack Frost didn’t like water.Water [RotG]4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
In fact, he hated it. Even before finding his memories. Truthfully, he wished he could freeze every single lake, pond, or ocean in the world.
After finding his memories, his fear of water only grew worse. He couldn’t stand being near anything deeper than a few inches, and even that scared him. All he could imagine was being dragged under, gasping for breath only to have his lungs fill with frigid water, the darkness that seemed to come with it.
He personally thought it was kind of funny… Being Jack Frost, a winter spirit who practically comes into contact with some form of water every day of his life. Though he knew why snow and ice didn’t bother him. It was because he couldn’t die from them. Yes, he was naturally immune to the cold, so it didn’t bother him, but ice, it couldn’t smother him, couldn’t fill up his lungs, like water. And for him, ice and snow seemed much more joyful, anyways.
The Guardians some
A Review for The ConjuringA Review for The Conjuring4 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Hello, there, this Snowflake the bunny speaking and I have a review for you! I have to say a few things about The Conjuring, besides the fact it was scary and made me terrified of the dark for a bit afterwards, is a really great movie I think you all should see this and I find it shall be to your liking and the fact that it was based off a true story.
Ma'nar'ra,nari'u,ariliWhat are the 'Nar?Ma'nar'ra,nari'u,arili4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
- a quick introduction
In the world of Lith, the 'Nar are basically the equivalent of "Elves." Although they are equally mysterious, more less immortal, and pretty bad ass, there are still many differences between the two. The 'Nar are not really elves, just a kind of substitute I created, because I didn't wanted to include an elf cliche in my stories.
First of all, only someone with "true sight" can see a 'Nar in the mortal plain. (AKA The Mainscape) "True sight" is something which only spirits, angels and other blue or green eyed creature can see. Humans, in the world of Lith, are grey eyed, and therefore cannot see a 'Nar unless they bear the correct markings on their face.
The 'Nar are sometimes reffered to as "muses," mainly of poetry, music, and art. It was the 'Nar who gave these gifts to the humans, thousands of years ago. Since then, due to the "Darkness" which now riddles the land, these gifts have been lost. Ruins of cities once dedicated to music and cult
WordsThere stands a young girl,Words4 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
starring into a mirror.
She has never seen what she is worth.
Believing that she is fat and ugly,
She starves herself,
not caring what it does to her health.
She just wants to feel perfect.
She is picked on for being so thin,
so now she resorts to making marks,
in her skin.
As she makes the permanent marks,
she feels her sadness bleed out of her.
The feeling she gets makes her want to do it
more and more.
But as the marks multiply
people pick on her more.
She never lets others tell her how important she is.
She never wanted to deal with what she does,
sick and tired of the names and words that hurt her
She decides to end it.
End the pain and torment she knows so well.
To escape those that made her lose hope...
She never believed that everyone is beautiful,
no matter what others say.
What people don't know is...
Words stay in you mind forever.
-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The boy pictured is Drynn Coker, otherwise known as 'Cokie.
"Damn, A. He's cute." Ariana Matheson took the phone from her brother's hand, plopping down on the boy's bed and studying the picture he'd shown her of his fiery-headed classmate. "Really cute."
"Right?" the blue-eyed boy mused, settling down next to his sister and peering over her shoulder at the photo he'd downloaded from facebook. A bit creepy for him to have done, perhaps, but he loved it, so he couldn't resist. Drynn Coker was just all-around adorable, too wonderful not to stalk a little bit. He smiled to himself, butterflies blasting for a moment in his stomach. Hell yeah, he was cute.
"Why don't you just ask him out, though?" She prodded, handing the cellular device back to its rightful owner. "You don't want him to be the one tha
XXXXXXXVIIISimple lives, now fallen by the wayside;XXXXXXXVIII3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Simple lies, now grown too big to hide;
Busy hearts, a tight-rope or a thin line;
Busy minds, unclear what's left to find;
Stereo apathy has gotten a hold of me;
"Does the sun yet rise?"
I don't know.
We're holding on to grudges we gave up long ago.
Tick tock, a new defect;
Don't knock, there's no one to direct;
Re-do, the same indecision;
Dulled senses, a religion of incision;
Commonplace anxiety has gotten a hold of me;
"We're all broken"
Mistaking "truth" as a label for bullshit.
The Upper-Class: C. 10- A Tale of Two Liars (LAST)It had been a long day for both Damian and Kamiko. The girls had been with them all day, and, as predicted, more in depth questions had been asked. Damian thought that things were going pretty well.' We’ve been able to answer all of their questions so far... Maybe they believe us...,' he thought.The Upper-Class: C. 10- A Tale of Two Liars (LAST)4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
But, the day was not over yet! Now, the five of them sat around a crackling bonfire on the beach. It was a nice night with a slight breeze. The moon shone big and bright in the sky. The smell of the ocean was thick in the air.
Ivy and Justine were chatting away with Damian, just as they always did. Jenifer remained quiet though. She sat across the bonfire from Kamiko. There was a noticeable smirk on her face as she stared at Kamiko. 'Now’s a perfect time to go ahead and have a little talk with her,' Jenifer thought as she leaned forward a bit.
“Hey, girl. Mind if I ask you a few questions?” Jenifer asked keeping the smirk on her face.
“Sure, go ahead,” Kamik
Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 4Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 41 year ago in Settings More Like This
Flippy and Flaky finally went to the park and they were enjoying themselves. they bought icecream, watched the ducks in the pond and finally sat down for a rest on the park bench.
Flaky: that was fun Flippy, and i'm really glad your back
Flippy: me too
Flaky: can...i lay on your shoulder Flippy? i'm kind of tired
Flaky lay on his shoulder feeling tired as ever, and she eventually fell asleep
Flippy started blushing
Flipqy: "hey Flippy? why don't you just let me stab her while she's sleeping on you? huh?"
Flippy: "you sick bastard!"
Flipqy: "what? it's the perfect opurtunety, she's vulnerable"
Flippy: "how many times do i have to tell you i don't kill anymore, especially not her!"
Flipqy: "alright fine, don't get your underwear in a knot, i'll resist my erge to kill innocent people, but next time YOU won't be around to save her"
was Flipqy right? i mean, Flippy couldn't keep an eye on Flaky forever could he?
Flaky: *YAWN*! uuhh, i'm so sleepy i don't think i-i can even stan
An afternoon praiseA blue-ish mix of clouds and hueAn afternoon praise4 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
was stewing in a pot of brew
as it stirs and mingles in
it drips unto its grassy skin
and then it made a smudge which spread across the hem
of the robes of a meadow hill where it sank in and stayed within
The flowers in the square upon the hill
surrounded by a crowd of trees
whose leaves are burnt by charred heat
have soothed themselves in the cool balm called breeze
the rose had rose upon the lot
for her casting came from a bunch of straws
she rose above and all applaud
for she played her strings and made them awe
the beast above
the heated stove
had not gave in to the hours which came forth like the breathe of a wind
he gazed at her with jealousy
for his tenure could never merit beside her, you see
he gazed and gazed and then he thought
perhaps if he made some grow
it would lift her brow
to look at him and then praise the Lord
perhaps to allow him, a sacred kiss from respect and awe?
he simmered down a few shades cooler
and then whispered unto the gra
Long Ass Numbered OC MemePick 13 sorry mother fuckersCharacters and do this meme using them! >8DLong Ass Numbered OC Meme4 months ago in Settings More Like This
Replace the banks in the half circle thingies with the character's name!!
Put them in a random order!! Go!
1.) Doran (Door)
2.) Licheno (Lich)
3.) Skylar (Sky)
4.) Mako (yougetnonicknamehaha)
5.) Neil (Neilooooo)
6.) Kitsune (Kit)
7.) Stefan (Steph)
8.) Leon (Leo)
9.) Milo (hahawhatareyoueven)
10.) Raymond (Ray)
11.) Akuma (Akuku, apparently?)
12.) Lee (supermanthingidfk)
13.) Sam (MAISAMMUBOI)
1. Describe 6 (Kitsune) and 11 (Akuma)'s relationship in one word!
Kitsune: *glances at Akuma and smirks a little*...
Akuma: Gay. *grins and laughs*
((GASPING Akuma is the only person who topped Kit, I guess there’s a first time for everyone hahahaha/killed))
2. 8 (Leon) decided to have a house party while everyone was gone! How did that go for him/her? What happened when the others returned?
Leon: … *sitting on the stairs and drinking water from a plastic cup while wearing a party hat*
The Cure for Laughter C1 Walking inside the old fairground gates, i couldn't help but look up at the once great sign 'Magnificent Marlowe's Mystery Circo', which half was now hanging down. They stayed in the one place, yet people flocked from everywhere to see them perform. I used to come here when i was young, the cotton candy, the men on stilts.... the clowns. I loved the clowns. The noses, their laughter. While Mom hid, i laughed with glee. I shook my head gently & walked through. It was how i remembered it, except with police, witnesses & tape everywhere. My small 4 man team were all over the place. Paul, the doctor, was hovering over the body. Charlie was talking to a clearly very distressed Rob Marlowe. Finally, Nate had lost the color in his face.The Cure for Laughter C14 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm not going in that thing! That thing gave me nightmares for years!" Rob slightly smiled but Nate didn't even notice, for he was still protesting. I smiled & walked over to the cause of the protesting, the b
I am 102% insane[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"I am 102% insane5 months ago in Sketches More Like This
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (My teacher let me sleep!)
[x] Sometimes you jus
A Druids Story (Entry 30)(Please be mature when reading this story, I shall try to continue it and hope you enjoy. It may go though time laps and also switching who's chary eyes you are looking though with no warning. Try to keep up and remember where everyone IS and it may help you with the random chary switching. Hope you enjoy! )A Druids Story (Entry 30)6 months ago in Profiles More Like This
When the half house came into view in the distance, Nervus realized he couldn't land without endangering Estrela to fall. Nervus realized it was to late, and when he moves he caught Estrela gently in his claws, but now he couldn't use his front legs. Only making it harder.
Nervus hovered over the ground for a moment before he set his back legs on the ground. Automatically slapping his tail behind him, suddenly. He could balance. Why hadn't he used his tail like this before? Wasn't this why animals HAD tails? To balance?
Nervus, on hind legs, set Estrela down. He unbalanced and moved to the side as he clumsily landed on all four legs. Mayb
Mikayla 'Tuffi' Riparian (character bio)Mikayla 'Tuffi' Riparian (character bio)8 months ago in Profiles More Like This
(the text in the bubble says: "We need to go on! Don't you dare die on me!" in case anyone wondered)
Full name: Mikayla Riparian (pronunciation: https://translate.google.com/?q=goo&rlz=1C1TEUA_enSK488SK488&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wT#en/fr/Mikayla%20Riparian Nickname/Alias: Tuffife, Tuff, Tuffi https://translate.google.com/?q=goo&rlz=1C1TEUA_enSK488SK488&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wT#sk/en/Tuffi
Gender: Female Species: Human <b>