Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 13Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 132 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 13: Twins in Time (First draft. Final version in the works)
Berry Pie woke up in a panic and jumped to his feet. Cold sweat and rain ran down his body with light drips onto the wooden floor. Looking down at his twin sister sleeping safe and sound beside him, he relaxed his tense shoulders and breathed a sigh of relief. He had almost forgotten where they were until his mind fully adjusted to consciousness again. There were in the Apple farm treehouse.
How they had made it here, he couldn't remember, but at this point he didn't care as his sky-blue eyes scanned his slowly darkening surroundings. The room was full of crayon-drawn posters in a stack, a picture frame, and various other things. This did not look like the setup Berry knew as a colt or saw recently, reminding him what Bismarck said about how they had traveled back in time.
If there was any proof, the pictures and drawings of and by Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom in the room confirmed it. He approach
Profile: Michelle ElricProfile: Michelle Elric2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Full Name: Michelle Trisha Elric
Date of Birth: April 12th, 1921
Occupation: Works as an automail apprentice under her mother, Winry Elric. In the future, Michelle will take over Rockbell Automail.
» Michelle began schooling at age 5, attending a grammar school in Rush Valley. She was very studious yet unsociable, not easily connecting with others.
» Once Michelle finishes grammar school at age 12, she is enrolled in Preston Academy, a private high school in a neighboring town to Rush Valley named Silvermount. Michelle continues filling her schedule to the brim with studies, also continuing to isolate herself from her peers partly because of this.
» At age 16 she withdraws from school to focus her time solely on her automail apprenticeship with her mother.
Race/Ethnicity: 75% Amestrian; 25% Xerxenian
Xingese Zodiac: Rooster
Place of Birth: Resembool, Amestris
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
esta es mi decision 28esta es mi decision 281 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nuestro mundo es tan divertido
un mundo muy facil de herir pero
nuestra generacion es sentimental
el tiempo lo corta en tiempos iguales
si dijera que lindo seria suficiente
esto y lo otro gira al rededor
pero es mas sentimental que los adultos
nuestro mundo es el incio del futuro
ya que es un corazon muy facil de herir
lo sentimental gira y gira
Nuestro mundo es tan divertido
un mundo muy facil de herir pero
nuestra generacion es sentimental
-tay..-me queda mirando por un largo tiempo sin decir nada
-PUEDEN DECIR ALGO DE UNA VEZ!!!-grita la peliverde molesta
-ah..-decimos los dos en coro
-quien es ella?-me pregunta lina
Mierda nisiquiera le pregunte su nombre
-Catalina..-responde molesta cat-y tu?
-Carolina..ah...que hacen en mi cuarto-dice mirandome
-Pues...-tratando de otener una respuesta
-Como supieron donde me hospedaba?porque vinieron al otro lado de la ciudad?
-Coincidencia?-dice cat nerviosamente
La puerta se abre..era Nancy..la mejor a amiga de Lina...esto
Once upon a tragedyOnce upon a tragedy2 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Once upon a time I wanted to die
I would hide in my room and cry and cry
No one ever noticed and no one would ask
And if they ever did I would put on a mask
It started a few years back when they got a divorce
My parents did split with both yelling and force
I was left alone and told to go play
But how could I lie and tell them okay
I was only a child, but not anymore
The year I was four is no more
Now I am considered a beautiful young lady
But looking in the mirror I no longer see Katie
What I see is the scars left behind
From a girl once little, perfect, and kind
I fight with myself every single day
I cannot win, and my body’s gone astray
When did I start cutting? I said I never will
When did I start cursing? Or start popping pills?
I must have stopped eating or something else is wrong
Dear God please can you help me, where do I belong?
My ribs jut from my waist
And is that blood I taste?
How do they not notice? Why do they look away?
Why do I always smile and tell them I’
-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The boy pictured is Drynn Coker, otherwise known as 'Cokie.
"Damn, A. He's cute." Ariana Matheson took the phone from her brother's hand, plopping down on the boy's bed and studying the picture he'd shown her of his fiery-headed classmate. "Really cute."
"Right?" the blue-eyed boy mused, settling down next to his sister and peering over her shoulder at the photo he'd downloaded from facebook. A bit creepy for him to have done, perhaps, but he loved it, so he couldn't resist. Drynn Coker was just all-around adorable, too wonderful not to stalk a little bit. He smiled to himself, butterflies blasting for a moment in his stomach. Hell yeah, he was cute.
"Why don't you just ask him out, though?" She prodded, handing the cellular device back to its rightful owner. "You don't want him to be the one tha
Water [RotG]Jack Frost didn’t like water.Water [RotG]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
In fact, he hated it. Even before finding his memories. Truthfully, he wished he could freeze every single lake, pond, or ocean in the world.
After finding his memories, his fear of water only grew worse. He couldn’t stand being near anything deeper than a few inches, and even that scared him. All he could imagine was being dragged under, gasping for breath only to have his lungs fill with frigid water, the darkness that seemed to come with it.
He personally thought it was kind of funny… Being Jack Frost, a winter spirit who practically comes into contact with some form of water every day of his life. Though he knew why snow and ice didn’t bother him. It was because he couldn’t die from them. Yes, he was naturally immune to the cold, so it didn’t bother him, but ice, it couldn’t smother him, couldn’t fill up his lungs, like water. And for him, ice and snow seemed much more joyful, anyways.
The Guardians some
The Riders Chapter 8 Several days had passed since Faris and the others hatched, and they were already getting big. They were all about the size of cats when they hatched, and now they were as big as fat pigs. (None of them were fat) Natasha and Brittany seemed to only be growing further apart ever since their little spat.The Riders Chapter 81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For example one time during lunch at the mess hall, Natasha and Faris had their trays of food (Faris carried his tray in his mouth) and were walking to a table when Brittany and Nightwish came up and "accidentally" bumped into the two, spilling their food all over the floor.
Natasha had come close to hitting Brittany, and she had to restrain Faris from attacking Nightwish-which wasn't easy anymore because he was getting so strong through their training.
She had also noticed that their group of friends had started to take sides. Ami, Kaity, Hana and their dragons had taken to Natasha and Faris, while Emily, Spence, Ty, and their drag
Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 4Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 42 years ago in Settings More Like This
Flippy and Flaky finally went to the park and they were enjoying themselves. they bought icecream, watched the ducks in the pond and finally sat down for a rest on the park bench.
Flaky: that was fun Flippy, and i'm really glad your back
Flippy: me too
Flaky: can...i lay on your shoulder Flippy? i'm kind of tired
Flaky lay on his shoulder feeling tired as ever, and she eventually fell asleep
Flippy started blushing
Flipqy: "hey Flippy? why don't you just let me stab her while she's sleeping on you? huh?"
Flippy: "you sick bastard!"
Flipqy: "what? it's the perfect opurtunety, she's vulnerable"
Flippy: "how many times do i have to tell you i don't kill anymore, especially not her!"
Flipqy: "alright fine, don't get your underwear in a knot, i'll resist my erge to kill innocent people, but next time YOU won't be around to save her"
was Flipqy right? i mean, Flippy couldn't keep an eye on Flaky forever could he?
Flaky: *YAWN*! uuhh, i'm so sleepy i don't think i-i can even stan
Swimming Teacher (Geeky!RomanoXSwimmer!Reader)Okay next request done! Another swimming one I'm afraid this one is for kitkittykats, I hope you enjoy!Swimming Teacher (Geeky!RomanoXSwimmer!Reader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is my longest one yet!!
Also thank you all for the favs and the watches, I try to thank everyone in turn, but sometimes there's just too many of them! Thank you to all who are patiently waiting for their requests as well.
Shihagami signing off~
The waves lapped on your feet and you slid into the pool. You let yourself float for a while, closing your eyes and letting your (h/c) hair loose in the water. Your face warmed with the sun and you smiled. Today's gonna be another great workout, you thought to yourself.
You stayed like this for a while, simply enjoying feeling the sunlight on your body. Your rest was disturbed however, by suddenly being dunked underwater by three pairs of hands. You struggled and they raised you out of the water and on top of the three boys' heads.
You squirmed trying your best to get free, not that you weren't enjoying yourself. The boys let go of you at
Male!BelarusXReader: It kills me inside [Ch. 1]Male!BelarusXReader: It kills me inside [Ch. 1]2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Nadya is Fem!Russia.
Vladimir is Male!Belarus.
Chapter 1: Your feels, your pain
Ivan finished his work after a few days, so now I see him walking around more often; sometimes alone, sometimes with his sister.
Today, the weather seems nicer; sunny and warm, just how I like. Once again, I was walking with Nadya, I had nothing better to do.
Everything seemed alright, until we heard some footsteps and mutters behind us. "Marry me." That's what the mysterious voice muttered.
I already know. I already know that it's Vladimir. How I wish that those words were for me, but I'll never hear them from him.
I wanted to push him away from Nadya, but he was already hugging her.
"Sestra! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me!" He insisted with this idea as if his life depended on it.
"N-Nyet! I don't want!" It's been like this for years. Each time this happens, Vladimir insists as Na
An afternoon praiseA blue-ish mix of clouds and hueAn afternoon praise1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
was stewing in a pot of brew
as it stirs and mingles in
it drips unto its grassy skin
and then it made a smudge which spread across the hem
of the robes of a meadow hill where it sank in and stayed within
The flowers in the square upon the hill
surrounded by a crowd of trees
whose leaves are burnt by charred heat
have soothed themselves in the cool balm called breeze
the rose had rose upon the lot
for her casting came from a bunch of straws
she rose above and all applaud
for she played her strings and made them awe
the beast above
the heated stove
had not gave in to the hours which came forth like the breathe of a wind
he gazed at her with jealousy
for his tenure could never merit beside her, you see
he gazed and gazed and then he thought
perhaps if he made some grow
it would lift her brow
to look at him and then praise the Lord
perhaps to allow him, a sacred kiss from respect and awe?
he simmered down a few shades cooler
and then whispered unto the gra
The Three Ages of Gwen - 1The Three Ages of Gwen - 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on, you dweeb Grandpa will be waiting for us."
Gwen Tennyson laughed as she ran after her cousin towards the Rustbucket, the old camper van that her grandfather had been using to drive them around the country all summer. When she had first heard about the trip, two things had upset her more than anything. Firstly, been stuck in a vehicle that looked like it was been held together with duct tape and not much else. Secondly, having to spend the entire summer not just with her grandfather, but also with the idiot that was her cousin, Ben Tennyson.
She was dressed in her usual clothing a light blue top with darker blue sleeves that came to just over her elbows, white Capri pants and trainers, with her red hair held back by a single clip. The top had her favourite cat motif on the front. As for Ben, he was wearing that shirt and shorts combo again.
The holiday had started badly, and had threatened to get w
Pedobear .._,,-~'''¯¯¯''~-,,Pedobear5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
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A crash from your doorway KarkatxReaderA crash from your doorway KarkatxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Was it a crash from your doorway?
You heard a loud BAM from your doorway, jumping up and promptly falling out of your bed and flat onto your face- ow. Ow. Fucking ow.
You looked up to see an angry Karkat wearing a way-large sweater, even by his standards, it was almost to his kness! And he’d kicked your door inwards and was now glaring at you. Holy crap that was cute.
“Hey there Kitkat. Sup” you asked, putting an arm underneath your head as if you hadn’t fallen- nah, man, you totally planned that. You were just that cool…
Yeah, you were really bad at this. You blamed Dave.
“Don’t you fucking DARE start with me nookwhiff!” he growled at you, stepping into your room and kicking the door closed. “This is YOUR fault! You did the laundry- hell, what the fuck DID you even do!?”
“No idea what you’re talking about”
“Oh, fine then. _______ do you not see that I’m fucking entrenched in this gogdamn
Stay Calm Ciel X Reader Part 3Stay Calm Ciel X Reader Part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
The sound of Sebastian's hushed voice coming through the thick door of Ciel's sitting room brought you to an immediate stop. “If you've truly grown so very close, I can't see where it would be a problem. You shouldn't let society dictate that kind of thing, and I'm sure lady Elizabeth will understand. She is still very young, and very eligible after all. Not to mention, her family is very wealthy, making her a more than desirable wife.”
“I've thought of all that Sebastian. Howbeit, Lizzy and I have known each other for a very long time. She'll likely be heart broken.”
“Oh come now master Ciel, don't think so very highly of yourself. I'm sure as long as she can find someone she deems cute, she'll be just fine.” You heard a quiet chuckle escape Sebastian. “You must think of yourself too you know. How happy will you be?”
Ciel scoffed at Sebastian’s question. “I'm rarely happy Sebastian, that's not the i
One Hell of a Butler - Part 4One Hell of a Butler - Part 43 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Butler Cold
It was dark when I finally awoke.
Very dark for that matter.
In contrast to the morning, the night had turned nasty and I could hear a faint whistle of wind blowing through some random crevice, with the harsh hiss of rain battering against the balcony doors.
Propping myself up on one hand I found that I was no longer clothed, my body almost fully exposed if it had not been for my pair of undergarments. I would make a note to myself to punish Sebastian accordinly for both undressing me without my permission and allowing me to sleep in such a state.
Regardless of the weather, my body temperature was rather warm and I did not feel the chill in the room. In fact, considering the weather, I was extremely warm. Hot even. Even so, I tugged at the sheets under my duvet and wrapped them around myself allowing them to flop over my shoulders before pushing myself from the bed.
The material dragged along