Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 26 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 13Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 132 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 13: Twins in Time (First draft. Final version in the works)
Berry Pie woke up in a panic and jumped to his feet. Cold sweat and rain ran down his body with light drips onto the wooden floor. Looking down at his twin sister sleeping safe and sound beside him, he relaxed his tense shoulders and breathed a sigh of relief. He had almost forgotten where they were until his mind fully adjusted to consciousness again. There were in the Apple farm treehouse.
How they had made it here, he couldn't remember, but at this point he didn't care as his sky-blue eyes scanned his slowly darkening surroundings. The room was full of crayon-drawn posters in a stack, a picture frame, and various other things. This did not look like the setup Berry knew as a colt or saw recently, reminding him what Bismarck said about how they had traveled back in time.
If there was any proof, the pictures and drawings of and by Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom in the room confirmed it. He approach
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 36 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret-Immaculate Misconception- Ch. One : It's a Secret2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The boy pictured is Drynn Coker, otherwise known as 'Cokie.
"Damn, A. He's cute." Ariana Matheson took the phone from her brother's hand, plopping down on the boy's bed and studying the picture he'd shown her of his fiery-headed classmate. "Really cute."
"Right?" the blue-eyed boy mused, settling down next to his sister and peering over her shoulder at the photo he'd downloaded from facebook. A bit creepy for him to have done, perhaps, but he loved it, so he couldn't resist. Drynn Coker was just all-around adorable, too wonderful not to stalk a little bit. He smiled to himself, butterflies blasting for a moment in his stomach. Hell yeah, he was cute.
"Why don't you just ask him out, though?" She prodded, handing the cellular device back to its rightful owner. "You don't want him to be the one tha
esta es mi decision 28esta es mi decision 281 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nuestro mundo es tan divertido
un mundo muy facil de herir pero
nuestra generacion es sentimental
el tiempo lo corta en tiempos iguales
si dijera que lindo seria suficiente
esto y lo otro gira al rededor
pero es mas sentimental que los adultos
nuestro mundo es el incio del futuro
ya que es un corazon muy facil de herir
lo sentimental gira y gira
Nuestro mundo es tan divertido
un mundo muy facil de herir pero
nuestra generacion es sentimental
-tay..-me queda mirando por un largo tiempo sin decir nada
-PUEDEN DECIR ALGO DE UNA VEZ!!!-grita la peliverde molesta
-ah..-decimos los dos en coro
-quien es ella?-me pregunta lina
Mierda nisiquiera le pregunte su nombre
-Catalina..-responde molesta cat-y tu?
-Carolina..ah...que hacen en mi cuarto-dice mirandome
-Pues...-tratando de otener una respuesta
-Como supieron donde me hospedaba?porque vinieron al otro lado de la ciudad?
-Coincidencia?-dice cat nerviosamente
La puerta se abre..era Nancy..la mejor a amiga de Lina...esto
Profile: Michelle ElricProfile: Michelle Elric2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Full Name: Michelle Trisha Elric
Date of Birth: April 12th, 1921
Occupation: Works as an automail apprentice under her mother, Winry Elric. In the future, Michelle will take over Rockbell Automail.
» Michelle began schooling at age 5, attending a grammar school in Rush Valley. She was very studious yet unsociable, not easily connecting with others.
» Once Michelle finishes grammar school at age 12, she is enrolled in Preston Academy, a private high school in a neighboring town to Rush Valley named Silvermount. Michelle continues filling her schedule to the brim with studies, also continuing to isolate herself from her peers partly because of this.
» At age 16 she withdraws from school to focus her time solely on her automail apprenticeship with her mother.
Race/Ethnicity: 75% Amestrian; 25% Xerxenian
Xingese Zodiac: Rooster
Place of Birth: Resembool, Amestris
Male!BelarusXReader: It kills me inside [Ch. 1]Male!BelarusXReader: It kills me inside [Ch. 1]2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Nadya is Fem!Russia.
Vladimir is Male!Belarus.
Chapter 1: Your feels, your pain
Ivan finished his work after a few days, so now I see him walking around more often; sometimes alone, sometimes with his sister.
Today, the weather seems nicer; sunny and warm, just how I like. Once again, I was walking with Nadya, I had nothing better to do.
Everything seemed alright, until we heard some footsteps and mutters behind us. "Marry me." That's what the mysterious voice muttered.
I already know. I already know that it's Vladimir. How I wish that those words were for me, but I'll never hear them from him.
I wanted to push him away from Nadya, but he was already hugging her.
"Sestra! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me!" He insisted with this idea as if his life depended on it.
"N-Nyet! I don't want!" It's been like this for years. Each time this happens, Vladimir insists as Na
Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 4Flipy and Flaky Story-pg 42 years ago in Settings More Like This
Flippy and Flaky finally went to the park and they were enjoying themselves. they bought icecream, watched the ducks in the pond and finally sat down for a rest on the park bench.
Flaky: that was fun Flippy, and i'm really glad your back
Flippy: me too
Flaky: can...i lay on your shoulder Flippy? i'm kind of tired
Flaky lay on his shoulder feeling tired as ever, and she eventually fell asleep
Flippy started blushing
Flipqy: "hey Flippy? why don't you just let me stab her while she's sleeping on you? huh?"
Flippy: "you sick bastard!"
Flipqy: "what? it's the perfect opurtunety, she's vulnerable"
Flippy: "how many times do i have to tell you i don't kill anymore, especially not her!"
Flipqy: "alright fine, don't get your underwear in a knot, i'll resist my erge to kill innocent people, but next time YOU won't be around to save her"
was Flipqy right? i mean, Flippy couldn't keep an eye on Flaky forever could he?
Flaky: *YAWN*! uuhh, i'm so sleepy i don't think i-i can even stan
Water [RotG]Jack Frost didn’t like water.Water [RotG]1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
In fact, he hated it. Even before finding his memories. Truthfully, he wished he could freeze every single lake, pond, or ocean in the world.
After finding his memories, his fear of water only grew worse. He couldn’t stand being near anything deeper than a few inches, and even that scared him. All he could imagine was being dragged under, gasping for breath only to have his lungs fill with frigid water, the darkness that seemed to come with it.
He personally thought it was kind of funny… Being Jack Frost, a winter spirit who practically comes into contact with some form of water every day of his life. Though he knew why snow and ice didn’t bother him. It was because he couldn’t die from them. Yes, he was naturally immune to the cold, so it didn’t bother him, but ice, it couldn’t smother him, couldn’t fill up his lungs, like water. And for him, ice and snow seemed much more joyful, anyways.
The Guardians some
Bully!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Forgotten CH 9Bully!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Forgotten CH 91 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
After Gilbert had caught you in his arms after your failed attempt at suicide and you had ran away from him, you instantly headed home, your heart aching as well as every other part of your body. Not only were you discouraged at the thought that your attempt at killing yourself had been unsuccessful, but that Gilbert had actually seen you do it. He had seen you attempt to end all your problems in the easiest and simplest way possible, which also meant proving to Gilbert that all of his bullying had finally defeated you. He had seen you in your most vulnerable and private state, right when you were carrying out the most important decision in your entire life. And now that he had witnessed you trying to end your life, you figured that it wouldn't have been long before the whole school knew about your failed suicide. And you knew that if you were to kill yourself again, it only would've made them laugh even more and care even less.
You decided that it was pointless to try killing y
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Stay Calm Ciel X Reader Part 3Stay Calm Ciel X Reader Part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
The sound of Sebastian's hushed voice coming through the thick door of Ciel's sitting room brought you to an immediate stop. “If you've truly grown so very close, I can't see where it would be a problem. You shouldn't let society dictate that kind of thing, and I'm sure lady Elizabeth will understand. She is still very young, and very eligible after all. Not to mention, her family is very wealthy, making her a more than desirable wife.”
“I've thought of all that Sebastian. Howbeit, Lizzy and I have known each other for a very long time. She'll likely be heart broken.”
“Oh come now master Ciel, don't think so very highly of yourself. I'm sure as long as she can find someone she deems cute, she'll be just fine.” You heard a quiet chuckle escape Sebastian. “You must think of yourself too you know. How happy will you be?”
Ciel scoffed at Sebastian’s question. “I'm rarely happy Sebastian, that's not the i
Artistic RevolutionArtistic Revolution2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Paint is slandered all over the walls
Music and laughter can be heard through the halls
Merry men are dancing on the stage
Be it young, old or whatever the age
Songs are echoing through the building
Full of emotion, full of feeling
As it collides with the drawings on the ceiling
Creating something new and appealing
As from the back rooms flow the words
Debates, poetry, stories about flying as a bird
Rhyme and rhythm
If you use them that is your freedom
That building is growing too small
As many want to join and walk through this hall
So perhaps it is time to expand
And spread art all over the land
One last letterOne last letter3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Twilight Sparkle, my dearest acolyte,
I hope this long letter finds you in good health. You have expressed curiosity your whole life for the ancient secrets. I know much of what caught up with my sister and I from times long past has left you with many unanswered questions. You have also, as of late, been concerned about your age and that now, your years approaching three digits, leaves you little time left to learn.
That is something that has never ceased to astonish me about you. Your thirst for knowledge in whatever form it may come.
It is time now, in the time you have left, to understand why I kept the old knowledge from you. I have of course let slip certain details about the distant past. Your discovery of the book holding the tale of my sister's fall was no accident. I am no goddess, as you know. There were times when I thought no hope remained. When I had to remind you of the beautiful letters you wrote me to inspire in your heart the strength to rally your friends, the Embod
I am 102% insane[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"I am 102% insane1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (My teacher let me sleep!)
[x] Sometimes you jus
Hetalia RomanoxReader - Stuck in a BoxHetalia RomanoxReader - Stuck in a Box2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Gil! What the hell are you doing?!”
“You’ll thank me later, Frau!” he said, the smirk on his face evident in his voice, as he carried me over his shoulder up the stairs in his house. He reached the top and went into a room where Antonio and Francis were waiting. The two were sitting on a footlocker, and I could have sworn I heard muffled obscenities come from it.
“Ready?” the albino asked.
The other two nodded, and positioned themselves to get off and open the footlocker. Gilbert took me closer to it and threw me inside the split second they opened the lid. When I was fully inside, they immediately closed the lid and––judging by the clatter following after––locked it.
“What the hell?!” I groaned out, still trying to process everything that had just happened.
I blinked, then peered through the dark to see a familiar face. My eyes widened. “Lovino?!”
“What the hell are