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1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.

2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.

3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.

4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.

5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.

6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.

7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.

8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.

9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.

10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"

11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"

12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.

13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.

14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.

15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.

16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion.

17. Tell him Daisy will never like him.

18. Buy a Mario plushie and throw it at him over and over. When the sweet, kind Luigi finally gets mad at you, cry and say: "And you're supposed to be my idol, Luigi!"

19. Tell him that his final smash is so lame in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

20. Remind him that Mario got the glory when Luigi knocked all the koopas out of the way in a Super Mario Bros Intro.

21. Tell him that Mario always gets the glory, no matter how much he has done to help saving Peach.

22. Shave off Luigi's smexy mustache when he's asleep. He won't look as handsome the next day.

23. Dye his clothes pink. Then he would definitely look like "Gay Luigi".

24. Tell him Mr. L is way sexier than him.

25. Record on a tape recorder that says: "Suku suku! Jabbo jabbo! (Elvin Gadd's voice)" and press the repeat button. Put it in his room when he's trying to sleep. Find him the next morning to see the results.

26. Tell him he needs to eat more, wear red etc. so he could look just like Mario.

27. Tell him Waluigi is more awesome than him.

28. Carry a Luigi plushie around. Then you nuzzle it in to his head constantly and say: "LUIGI-CHAN WUUUVES U!!"

29. Find his diary, copy each page and send them to everyone in Mushroom Kingdom.

30. Say to him Nintendo will never give him as much attention as Mario.

31. Dye his clothes black, wear them and become emo. Tell Mario you hate him and the whole world. If Mario asks you why, tell him he can stick that question up his ass.

32. Ask him to tell you a story when you go to bed. When he tries to come up with something, say: "Oh! Oh! Tell me the story when Luigi gets pwned by Bowser!"

33. Tell him the 1UP mushrooms runs away from him just because he's Luigi.

34. When he sleeps, scream in to his ear: "Lotsa spaghetti! Lotsa spaghetti! SPAAAAAGHEEEEEETTIIIIIII!"

35. Poke on him several times. If you FINALLY gets him to get a little pissed, him telling you to stop, poke on his nose. See if you can poke him 'til he finally chases you with a pitchfork.

36. Take his hat, and put it on your head. Then run around like an idiot and yell: "Hey, look everyone! I'm LUIGI! AND IMMA COPY OF MAH BROTHA!"

37. Ask him if you can draw a portrait of him. If he says yes, make the portrait look just like Weegie, and then show it to him. If he refuses to get a portrait, cry, and say that you only wanted to draw your hero.

38. Start to hug him. ALL the time. When he asks you why you do that, reply: "ME WUUVES U. ME NOT LETTING GO." Don't let go, no matter how hard he tries to (when you've been stucked to him for a day or two, that is).

39. Buy a toad plushie, wave it in front of his face and repeat: "Thank you, Mario. But the princess is in another castle." with Toad's coughy voice. The thing that will disturb him is that he isn't Mario.

40. Dress just like Daisy, cling on him and scream: "MARRY MEEEH, HAWT STUFF!"
I LOVE LUIGI. Just so you know.

And I LOVE LUIGI'S MANSION. One of the best Mario games ever. A little because it's Luigi who's the main character.

If you don't get some jokes, you haven't seen/played:
Hotel Mario
Mama Luigi
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Luigi's Mansion
Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Super Mario 64
Super Paper Mario
Super Mario Bros

Characters (c) Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo
This (c) PirateGirlAmie [me]
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Larry passed out from shouting and started to dream of Harley and him on their date Saturday night. While Morton looked for Wendy he shouted and complained about being told what do to. His complaints were driving everyone up the wall as he wouldn't keep his big mouth shut for two seconds.
"I can't believe I have to look for Wendy, Me! The smartest and toughest of all Koopalings searching through a hospital for my loser sister! When I find Brandon I'll give him a piece of my mind I will because I have plenty of it to give being the smartest Koopaling of them all! Smarter than that idiot Ludwig in so many ways he's jealous of my brain that'll be sharing with Brandon who forced me to work for him! I'll show him! Yes I will when I get my hands on him I will show him!" Morton shouted as patients covered their ears and told him to shut up ten times.
As Morton walked a man found his yelling voice very useful and decided to have him work so he'll at least be shouting something important that people will care about.
"Hey kid if you want fifty coins I'll give them to you if you shout out this list of commands nonstop for the rest of the day. Think you can do that or am I going to have you thrown out for disturbing the peace in this hospital?" an assistant to a nurse said as he stopped Morton's rants.
"Fine I'll do it but only because—"
"Shut up and do it or you'll be out on your butt in the streets!" the angry nurse assistant shouted as he left Morton to a job he was born to do.
Morton shouted commands that told people where to go and which floors to be on for certain floors. His voice wasn't wearing down at all from the shouting but it was getting old as he repeated what he shouted over and over but it did keep him busy and out of people's hair.
Bowser Jr. was unfortunate and had to travel go with Ludwig since he was still too young to do much without protection of help. He kept looking at Ludwig with an angry face and pulled up his bandana to make himself look even fiercer but it didn't work.
"Why do you keep dawning that stupid bandana you infantile dweeb, it won't scare me or anyone else?" Ludwig asked in his German accent giving a cold stare at his youngest brother.
"Because some day everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom and other kingdoms will fear my name when I become king of the koopa clan, King Dad says so! So I'm practicing for the day comes so stare fearing me now and do as I say!" Bowser Jr. ordered but was easily pushed over by his bigger and stronger brother.
"Hey that wasn't nice! Help that little boy up now or you'll be in big trouble!" a nurse yelled at Ludwig and walked over to Bowser Jr. and helped him up.
"Are you ok sweetie? Do you want a lollipop to feel better?" the sweet nurse asked as she gave Bowser Jr. a cheery lollipop.
"Thank you!" said Bowser Jr. as he licked the sucker and smiled while the nurse went to yell at Ludwig.
"I can't believe you'd do something so mean to a little cutie like him!" points to Bowser Jr. as he sits on the floor licking his sucker and looking cute as he did so. "Apologize to him now or you'll be in big trouble!"
"But-but-but, oh fine!" Ludwig grumbled his way over to Bowser Jr. to apologize to him. "I'm sorry for pushing you down Bowser Jr. and I'm sure you'll become a great king some day.
"Thank you Ludwig for saying that," Bowser Jr. sweetly said as he acted cute as can be and got up to lead Ludwig. "Now we find Wendy and help her get home."
"Yes and punish Brandon for what he did to her and make King Dad proud of us. I'm sure he'll give us a nice reward, like ice cream!" Ludwig shouted as he thought of evil things to do to Brandon to make his dad proud.
"Ok but follow me!" Bowser Jr. said leading Ludwig in his own direction being happy to be in charge.
Bowser and Brandon searched the entire hospital quickly and soon ran into each other with a huge thump as they crashed.
"Hey watch where you're going you big, fat, ugly thing!" Brandon looks up after ranting and sees its Bowser. "Oh sorry Bowser I thought you were some big, fat, ugly thing that didn't watch were they were going."
"Wow you must really want to find Wendy, you're not arguing with me like you usually do. Well I think we should work together to find Wendy before something horrible happens!" Bowser nervously said as he helped Brandon up and they agreed to work together.
"Or you two idiots can come in here to find Wendy like I did when we got here instead of splitting up. Now come on Wendy is about to give birth," MD annoyingly said as Brandon rushed inside and saw MD on a bed holding her belly with tears falling down her face.
Brandon could see Wendy was in great pain and nervous but once she saw Brandon she smiled and reached for his hand. Brandon took it and was soon joined by Bowser and MD, Darlis stayed outside so shouldn't see what was going to happen at such a young age.
"I'm so glad to see you all here. Where's the others, did they come too?" Wendy asked as she looked at Brandon's brown eyes not moving them at all.
"Well they were but we split up to find you and now we have no idea where are now but we'll find them later. Doctor is she doing?" Brandon explained as he pondered if Wendy was ready.
"Let me see," the doctor says as he examines Wendy and sees she's ready. "She's ready so you two help me lift her legs and you can comforter her."
"We're on it!" Brandon said holding Wendy's hand tightly and Bowser and MD held her legs up.
"Alright get ready, push!" the doctor said as Wendy screamed in pain as she pushed as hard as she could.
The high pitch and loud scream was devastating to the doctors but MD, Bowser, and Brandon were used to it. She pushed and soon the doctors started to see a little head pop out and he grabbed the little baby's head. Soon the little koopa baby came out crying and the doctor gave it to the nurse.
"Take the baby and wrap him up, identify if it's a boy or girl we've got on more kid coming," the doctor said as he ready for the next to come out.
"You won't have to push as hard this time Wendy so don't worry about it," MD said as she made Wendy feel better and Brandon just kept holding her as she screamed again.
The scream wasn't as bad this time and the child came out easier. Its head came out slowly and when it finally came out the doctor did the same thing as with the first. He gave the baby to the nurse and Bowser and MD put Wendy's legs down and went to her side.
"It's all over Wendy, you gave birth to twins and you're now a mother. I'm so proud of you sweetie," MD said giving Wendy a slight hug.
"This is the third proudest day of my life," Bowser sweetly said as he removed a tear from his eye and remembering his two other proudest days of his life, marrying MD and having Darlis.
"We have your kids if you want to hold them. We'll have to keep Mrs. Wendy here for a while to stitch up her parts so she'll be alright so she'll have to stay here for about three weeks then she can go home. For now you can visit whenever you want," the doctor said as he handed Wendy the first baby and Brandon the second. "The one in Mrs. Wendy's arms is a boy and the one your hands sir is a girl and I just need you two to give them their names and we're done here."
Wendy removed the blanket from her baby boy and thought she saw a baby Bowser but he seemed to have Brandon's eyes and her hair color with a bit of red mixed in slightly in a small Bowser Mohawk form.
"I'll call him Bowser Koops Koopa, but I think I'll call him Koops so we all know who we're talking to now that we have tree Bowser's," Wendy excitedly explained as she hug her child.
Brandon did the same and as he looked at the sweet and innocent light blue eyes she was the smaller and cuter version of Wendy with Brandon's hair color in a bit of a curly shape. She would have a nice bow in her hair and she would be loved by many.
"I know the perfect name for her, Wendy O. Jr. Koopa. She's just like you Wendy and I'm so proud that she's our daughter just like Koops is our son. Even though the nine months I had to wait for them to be born were unbearable I'm glad to have these two angels," happily says as the two slowly open there eyes and share a trait that they both got from their mother.
"I take it back this is much worse!!" Brandon shouted as he wished he could cover his ears.
The second part of Wendy Birth but now things are coming to a close as Wendy is finally about to give birth to her twin children.

Larry passed out from the blood he donated but the others are still looking for Wendy. While Brandon and Bowser finally find Wendy they learn that MD was the only one smart enough to check the front desk to find Wendy. The three helped her give birth to one boy and girl koopa although the birthing is over the next step in Hell has started.

Bowser Koops Koopa born 11/13/10
Wendy O. Jr. Koopa born 11/13/10
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King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.

They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.

Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.

The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.

In his path everything burns. Even his subjects must step aside or else face is wrath. No one is stronger, or more insane, than the evil king Bowser.

Long live the king.

Some random writing inspired by that awesome picture of Bowser.
The picture is by :icondhaken:
here's a link to the original picture: [link]žion=&q=bowser+gijinka#/d3d8bpf

I was actually hoping for something more awesome. The first few lines came and I was like "wow" and then it went down hill <.<" That's what I get for being unable to write the whole thing at the instant I was inspired (I had to come back and write the rest later).

There is more of a story behind these words though, a twisted fanfic idea I guess. Of coarse it would be about Bowser trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, but he's gone mad and the creatures he unleashes are demented. The world he would put Mario through would be twisted and hellish, like his new mindset.

But alas, I've too many other stories on my plat to worry about something like this at the moment.

Bowser is one of the villains I will always respect. Even if he is a turtle (Koopa if you would), he's been around a long time and is a worthy foe. He's an undeniable iconic figure, and for that he'll always be one of my favorites. That's why the picture inspired me, I believe it captured the respectable features of Bowser (and made him look not too shabby ;))

Bowser does not belong to either of us (obviously) he's property of Miyamoto and the awesome people at Nintendo.
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My story doesn't start in the bright, friendly Mushroom Kingdom; but the dark, nightmarish castle of the Koopa king.  There was Bowser, full of rage and anguish, surrounded by a circle made up of his 8 mischievous  children.  He let out a loud roar, and cried:

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!  I haven't come up with a evil scheme in months!"

"Heh, heh," chuckled the oldest, Ludwig, "maybe you're losing it, pop!"

"Huh?" said Lemmy, "I thought he lost it years ago..."

"SILENCE!" Bowser roared at the two, "I'm thinking!"

"I know!" cried Morton, waving his hand in the air.  "Lets do something SMART!"

The group just stared at him.  Silent and embarassed.  Morton had noticed he said something idiotic, and rephrased his statement.

"I mean, new! Not like we've done before!" he said with a smile.

"Indeed," Iggy stated, adjusting his glasses. "No offense, but kidnapping the princess doesn't get us anywhere.  Kidnapping Mario and the other guy just backfired!"

"BWA, HA, HA!" Bowser laughed.  "Me thinks I got an idea!"

The koopalings made the circle around their father smaller.  They all moved closer to him, eager to hear what he had come up with.  

"Lets write a letter!" Bowser cheered.

The koopalings didn't understand.  They couldn't believe they got overexcited for nothing.

"A stupid letter?"  Bowser JR. said, "is it gonna say 'your princess is in another castle'?"

"NO! What do you think I am?  An idiot or something?" Bowser roared.

Everyone stayed quiet.

"Arg. I'll explain for the stupid ones who don't get it!" Bowser started, "I'm gonna write a letter to Mario, but pretend to be the princess!  When he reads it he'll think its her and not me!  But it's IS gonna be from me!"

Bowser had grabbed a pen and paper as he was explaining and started to write his nasty letter:

"Dear Mario,
You're STUPID!  Go jump off a cliff!

See Ya Never,

"NO, NO, NO!!"  Wendy O. cried.  

Everyone else agreed with the letter and was wondering why their sister ordered Bowser to stop.

"You- You can't write the letter like that!" she yelled, "ya might as well write 'LOVE, BOWSER' at the end!  Cause you're just giving yourself away!!"

"What are you talking about?  My letter's perfect!"  Bowser said as he read over the letter.

Wendy O. snatched a new sheet of paper and a pen.  She wrote in her neatest handwriting,

"Dearest Mario,
            I'm terribly sorry things have come to this, but I see no reason for us to continue a friendship!  I refuse to continue and wish to NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!


          Princess Toadstool

The letter was short, sweet, to the point and written in pink ink.  Bowser was speechless after reading it.  The letter looked as if it was written by the princess herself!

"Thats how you write a letter," Wendy O. said with her hands on her hips and snickering.

"Well, Wendy is a princess if ya think about it!"  Larry declared.


"No, it won't!"  Roy stopped him, "It takes, like, five days for the mail to get to someone, pops."

"Oh," Bowser said with some disappointment in his voice, "THEN IN FIVE DAYS, PART 1 OF MY SUPER EVIL SCHEME WILL BEGIN!!!"

"DAD!" Iggy cried, trying to get his father's attention.

"ARGGG!! WHAT NOW!?!" Bowser roared, very annoyed.

"You didn't say there's a second part to this plan..."

"WELL, there is!  I'm not just gonna send this letter, and not do anything about it!"

"Tell us the rest!" Bowser JR. cried with excitement.

"Not now, son," Bowser said, sealing the envelope which kept the letter inside safe, "It doesn't sound as genius as it is if I spill it all together!"  

"Thats stupid..."  Ludwig said, pouting.  And he was sent to his room.

Five days later,  in Mushroom Kingdom,  Mario was pleasantly surprised to get a letter from the princess.  However, quickly became miserable after reading the contents.
Here it is!

I hope you guys like it as much as you did the first one! :D

Chapter 2: [link]

Bowser, Koopalings, Mario, and the princess (c) Nintendo
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FINALLY! Luigi gets his leg..well..ALMOST back. He gets a prosthetic leg from the Tikis. IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING! Heh. I cracked up when I wrote when Bowser said "Playing with my pet rock!". Silly brain. Always coming up with things...very awkwardly. And yes,you can see Mr.L is the thumbnail. (which is by :iconsaiiko:) MR.L IS BACK!

You: HELLZ YEAH! :dummy:
I mean,who would NOT like Mr.L?! HUH?!


If someone asked you if you could be their wingman,how would you react?
A. Be all happy and excited. :la:
B. Pass out. :faint:
C. Scream,and run away. :sprint:
D. Punch the person in the face. :iconfalconpunchplz:

How do you like ma flashback?! HUH?! DO YOU LIKE IT?! :iconstewiewtfplz: IT'S SO...FLASHBACKY! :iconkermityayplz: Ya,really. You should listen to this song while reading the flash back ----> [link] Yup. It's Requiem for a Dream. One of the most epic songs ever. AND PERFECT FOR A FLASHBACK! Listen to the WHOLE song when reading the flashback. It makes it more epic. When Luigi snaps out of the flashback,you should stop the song at the length time 4:00.

Best Day Ever,is a song from Spongebob. [link] Ha! Bowser got so annoyed that song played,cause Spongebob was so happy,and Bowser was so depressed! One of my favorite parts from this page. Seriously,I love that song! Well,enjoy this page! I seriously LOVED writing this page,to be honest.

:star:FUN FACT:star:
There are "exclusive" things in the flashback,that you have NEVER read in this story! In the flashback,it will tell you about when Luigi got attacked by Bowser for the first time, Luigi's search for Bowser in the jungle, an there is a line that Luigi says when Bowser leaves. If you have been reading this story,you will SURELY understand! If you haven't,then get your music playing and START READING! You have a long way to go! You don't HAVE to,but if you're just NOW reading my story,then if you want to keep up,then you need to go and read the other pages. Anyways,enjoy this HILARIOUS and dramatic page!

----Author mistakes/complaints----

ARGH! I JUST REALIZED I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE! Luigi wasn't wearing OVERALLS! He was wearing his short sleeved shirt,and pants! *Slams head on wall repeatedly* I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!
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*grumble* *grumble**grumble*


Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day…it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadn’t moved yet. Bowser stroked Peach’s hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasn’t raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while… After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldn’t help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair…


Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to…but she only slightly opened her eyes…

As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her…and by the looks of that familiar tail, she could tell it was Bowser…thus she decided not to move at all. She also noticed that she had spots on her body that hurt as if wounded…but they were all bandaged and treated… She lay there with fear as many questions rushed through her mind: where was she? Why was Bowser curled up around her? How did she get these wounds and who treated them? and many other questions. Her thoughts were disrupted when she all of a sudden heard Bowser begin to speak. He had begun to talk to Peach…but he had no idea that she was aware of him and every word he said…

(B)“*sigh*…wow princess…as I watch you lay here…I can’t help but notice how beautiful you…but then again, it’s hard for me not to notice…you look so peaceful right now…it would be hard for someone to believe what you just went through after that explosion on the ship…”

Peach then begins to recall what he was talking about, and then it struck her! She remembered that he had kidnapped her again and that they were on his ship. He was about to get away when Mario and Luigi appeared. She also remembered the dreaded T-Bo-omb that was after the two brothers and the fact she was screaming at Bowser. All she recalls after that was seeing a flash of light followed by the feeling something very hot pushing her away and having the feeling of falling while she screamed……but after that, everything went black…

(B)“*sigh*…considering all those injuries you had all over you…I could tell that you got the worst...of…the…explosion-“

Peach wondered why Bowser had stopped so abruptly, but then she felt something land on her cheek…it was something wet…like a teardrop! Was Bowser crying?!?! Peach didn’t know what to think…


Peach almost jumped at the sudden roar from Bowser, but was able to remain still.

(B)“I’m sorry Peach!…I didn’t mean for this to happen to you…I never meant for you get hurt…especially not this bad…I could never allow that…because…I…I....BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”

Peach couldn’t believe what she had just heard….did Bowser just say he loved her?!? Peach was confused and wondered if she really heard what she thought she heard…but Bowser only confirmed what she heard.

(B)“…Yes princess…I admit that I have feelings for you…in fact, since the first time I saw you, I knew there was something about you that gave me a strange feeling inside…a happy feeling…”

Even more questions came to Peach’s mind…but Bowser answered them as he went on…

(B)“…these feelings that I have for you are the reasons I continue to kidnap you…not because I wanted to cause you pain, misery, or I hated you…no!…I…I just wanted you to be mine…I wanted to love you and hoped that you could love me in return… I could never tell you because…I feared rejection …because of what I am…*quietly*a monster…and I didn’t even have the courage to tell you...*chuckle* Wow…me…of all people…not having courage…seems ridiculous now that I think about it."

As Bowser went on, more questions and thoughts filled Peach’s head as she lay there shocked…yet amazed by Bowser’s expression of his feelings.

(B)“Even as I lay here with you…I still am a coward…since I ‘m expressing my true feelings for you…but I know you’re probably in deep sleep and won’t hear me…*sigh*…I hope that one day soon…I can confess my true feel towards you…when I’ll be able to look into your eyes as you stare into mine…and to say I love you without fear…but…until that day…I must contain my feelings within the confines of my heart….while I make sure that no one knows of their existence…until the time comes…”

Bowser stroked Peach’s hair once more, and then softly kissed her on her cheek. He got up and stretched a bit, but before he headed out… he looked back at Peach… he was hoping that she would awaken soon…so he would know that she was okay. With that, Bowser rushed out of the cave, entering the confines of the forest once more, leaving Peach to deal with the many thoughts that were swirling around in her mind.
To be continued...
Bowser confesses his feeling to Peach without knowing she can hear everyword he says! How will knowing Bowser's true feelings change the princess?

Here is Chapter 3 in my fanfiction. A bit shorter than the last 2, but an important one in the story. Enjoy :D

:above: Next Chapter(4): Coming soon

:below: Previous Chapter (2): [link]

Bowser, Peach (c) Nintendo
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