40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Chapter3: A King's Confession*grumble* *grumble**grumble*Chapter3: A King's Confession7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadnt moved yet. Bowser stroked Peachs hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasnt raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldnt help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair
Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to but she only slightly opened her eyes
As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her
The wedding of Ness and PaulaThe wedding of Ness and Paula4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bright light of the sun shines in the middle of the church of Onett, as a young boy stands in front of the congregation. He is known as the boy who saved Eagleland from the wrath of Giygas. His name is Ness. He is dressed in a black tuxedo, with a blue cummerbund around his waist. He also has a matching bowtie of the same color, as well as the stripe on his top hat. He was really happy for this day. The day he marries the girl who helped him save his world from Giygas. The one he has been sweet towards: Paula. He looked back to remember the event that has led to this day a couple of months ago.
Ness and Paula successfully defeated Giygas, with his two friends' help. Before Jeff Andronuts and Poo depart, Ness said that he needs to confess something to Paula, so they thought they may as well stick around for it.
Ness took Paula's hand and begins to speak. "Paula, we may have been with each other for some time, along with our two friends, and I knew that after I saved you
PRE NSMBWii All of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. sat down at the long dinner table. They rarely ate there,with their father,so they all knew this time,he wanted something.They each had their favorite meal,which Bowser had given them in the best quality. For Larry,it was a hamburger,with extra lettuce. Morton got a T-Bone steak. Wendy had caviar and toasted bread. Iggy had banana pudding. a whole bowl of it. Roy had in front of him,a medium rare,bison steak.To Wendy's dismay,he flicked all of his crumbs onto her face. Lemmy had a hodge-podge of things. A pickle,some cheese,french fries,and some type of fish. Lemmy would eat just about anything. Ludwig,who didn't ask for anything special,wanted a brotwurst. Everyone had insisted he get a special treat,but he declined.PRE NSMBWii5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Halfway through this amazing feast,Bowser stood up. All of his children kept on,except for Jr.,who eyed him cautiosly. He had anything Bowser had. So,Jr. had various sandwich halves,and some odd foods,native to the mushroom
Bowser's Mirth Potions 2Bowser's Mirth Potions #2: Haunted Mansion of King BootickleBowser's Mirth Potions 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. People who do not like tickling, or male nipples in a non-sexual context, or fanfics shouldn't be reading this.
Bowser, thanks to an encounter in an unknown jungle, discovered a plant's venom that slightly alters the victim's mind to make them enjoy tickling. Having reverse-engineered it into a set of nearly unlimited potions, he takes a vacation from Princess-napping and seeks out ticklish adventures.
After enduring - or, should I say, enjoying - the trials of the Pyramid of Ticklekhamen, Bowser acquired a special throne that will tickle the person sitting in it. Not satisfied with that, he moves onto a haunted house where it's said that agonized laughter can be heard from its decrepit halls...
Chapter 2: Having a Boo Old Laugh.
Bowser stood in front of the path to the haunted mansion, a potion bottle in his hand.
Gift for Nintendrawer 2Luigi exited the pipe and fell on his face. "Owwwww!!!!It's just like my first date with Daisy!!! I gotta get use to climbing out of these pipes," he said. "Who're you talking to?" Mario asked. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"Luigi yelled, "Oh it's you. Don't startle me like that!" Marc and Peter ran to Luigi and tackled him."UNCLE WEEGEIE!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed. "Hello boys," Luigi greeted. "Thanks again Bro! see ya when I get back!" Mario yelled already halfway down the road. "Your welcome! C'mon let's head home," said Luigi as they jumped in the pipe.Gift for Nintendrawer 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hmhmhmhmhmhm!HMHMHMHMHMHMHM!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" laghed Bowser evilly from behind a bush. "Ummm, why are we here" asked Peach. "Because, dear princess, I will force Mario to give up completely by capturing you, his brother, and his children!!!!" Bowser explained as lightening crashed in the background. "You monster!!!!" Peach exclaimed. " Oh stop your making me blush."
Luigi and the boys jumped out and looked up
Wendy Birth part 2Wendy Birth part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Larry passed out from shouting and started to dream of Harley and him on their date Saturday night. While Morton looked for Wendy he shouted and complained about being told what do to. His complaints were driving everyone up the wall as he wouldn't keep his big mouth shut for two seconds.
"I can't believe I have to look for Wendy, Me! The smartest and toughest of all Koopalings searching through a hospital for my loser sister! When I find Brandon I'll give him a piece of my mind I will because I have plenty of it to give being the smartest Koopaling of them all! Smarter than that idiot Ludwig in so many ways he's jealous of my brain that'll be sharing with Brandon who forced me to work for him! I'll show him! Yes I will when I get my hands on him I will show him!" Morton shouted as patients covered their ears and told him to shut up ten times.
As Morton walked a man found his yelling voice very useful and decided to have him work so he'll at least be shouting something important that p
The Return of TatangaMario and Peach were at the castle in Princess Peach's room packing. The walls of the room were covered with dried, pink paint and the floor was carpeted with pink layering covering the whole floor. The bed in her room was heart-shaped with pink covers overlapping the white bed sheets. The two of them packing and getting ready for their big vacation to Isle Delfino. They packed up everything from swimsuits, sunglasses, sun tanning lotion, a nice, comfy blanket, a beach towel, and everything else tropical related. Mario had recent won two plane tickets in a pizza making contest. The winner of the contest would receive 3 plane tickets to Isle Delfino. Upon winning the contest, Mario and Peach were both ecstatic about finally taking a break from all of the tiring adventures they have endured. After spending countless weeks of dealing with Bowser and his constant threats to the Mushroom Kingdom, not to mention the trouble of dealing with the Smithy gang, they are finally able to take a breThe Return of Tatanga5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Dream08: Cold ComfortDream08: Cold Comfort2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After suffering the taste of defeat at the hands of Kirby once more, Dedede and Escargoon reach the throne room pretty banged up right now.
The King said "I can't believe that little runt has destroyed my Super Hot Head." Escargoon said "Well his new abilities did catch us by surprise." Dedede replies "Well not any more, and with these two objects, Kirby is going to have some cold comfort."
Dedede places a bucket hat and jingle bell on the platform of his monster evolution machine and activates. The laser hits the objects causing them to float in mid air. By then a familiar shape begins to take form.
In the Orange Ocean, Kirby along with his friends, are sailing the sea to reach the Artic Circle. Kowasaki says "We'll be in the Artic Circle in no time." Tiff says "That's good. Once we get there. we'll have the last piece of the Star Rod in no time."
Tuff asks "Hey Tiff, where's Lololo and Lalala?" She replied "They're in the deck bottom deck guarding the chest. It has all the pieces we
Truth or Dare: Pt. 2Truth or Dare: Pt. 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the castle courtyard, Luigi tried to push himself into doing Mario's dreadful dare.
"Uh-um, D-dasiy?" he stuttered.
"Mmm, yes, Luigi?" answers Daisy.
Suddenly, his heart started pounding, and he began to sweat, like he had just run 20 marathons in 5 minutes. He started to feel dizzy, like he'd just been on a merry-go-round at high speed. His legs were feeling like jello. I have to do it; Mario dared me. I'm not supposed to back out on his dares, no matter how horrible, he thought to himself.
Karri had a worried frown across her face.
"What's wrong, Luigi?"
"Are you going to be sick?" concerned Peach.
"Th-there's s-s-some th-thing I h-have to..." He stammered.
"You don't look so well," said Catherine.
"Aye! Are you well, Luigi-san? You're green as an Uchu-jin; an alien!" added Vista.
"I'm f-f-fine. I just n-need some, some..."
And with that he fainted. Marie gasped. "Oh my goodness gracious! Luigi!"
Marx and Pals Have a BlackoutMarx and Pals Have a Blackout3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"C'mon swerve right! That car is catching up to you!" Marx said.
"Stop heckling me. I know what I'm doing." Magolor responded.
It was nighttime and Marx was watching Magolor play a video game.
"There's the goal! You're almost there Magolor."
"Just a little bit more "
Suddenly all the electricity in the house went out.
Magolor stared blankly at the screen, "Oh what the-
"Marx!" 02 yelled floating from upstairs.
Marx gave an exasperated sigh, "Jeez 02, not everything unfortunate that happens is my fault."
"It usually is."
"Poyo, the microwave stopped working!" Kirby said running from the kitchen. He couldn't see where he was going to he ran into the sofa, "Oof, it's too dark. Kirby can't see anything."
"Can't you turn into Fire Kirby? Look for a match or something." Marx said.
"That's a great idea!" Kirby ran back towards the kitchen, hitting walls and other objects along the way.
Magolor finally rose from where he was sitting and looked around, "There's probably something wr
She speaks in sighsShe speaks in sighsShe speaks in sighs2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
melancholy dripping from her eyes
to her lips, leaving salty trails
on her pale cheeks
She wanders through a whirling fog
tormented by shadows
of things never there
things that will never come
to break through the misty grey,
to stop the whirling in her mind
the flooding in her eyes
She speaks in sighs
of evaporated hopes,
of disintegrating dreams
She walks hand in hand
the two so intertwined,
there is no room in her heart
the cold so permeating
warmth is simply kept away
Above You, Down BelowBountiful harvestAbove You, Down Below2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
but the sickness doesn't care.
You were taken too soon;
The only two that mattered.
The gravest injustice in loss
Scaffold finds new heights
and I paint the sky to
feel closer to my sorrow.
Below, the ground laughs in knowing;
Another meal consumed.
So I take a leap from grace
in attempt to see your face
only to meet the flagstone under
which you're concealed.
Stage19: The Great Race Part 3Stage19: The Great Race Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The race continues on as the Mario Bros are in the Red Fire trying to head over to where Peach and Daisy are being held captive.
Mario-We better hero, otherwise, they'll be deep fried princesses.
Luigi-Hang on you two, we're coming.
Blue Toad-Looks like the Mario Bros are going into the opposite direction.
Yellow Toad-I wonder why.
Rosalina-I sense that Peach and Daisy are in danger. I just hope those two can save them in time.
At the lava pits, Wario and Waluigi gets onto the Wario Racer preparing to finish the race.
Wario-Did you have that new engine installed Mona.
Mona-Yep. It's all set.
Mona along with Kat and Ana installs the engine and begins to leave.
Waluigi-Now that the engine is installed. Let's finish the race.
Wario and Waluigi gets back onto the track to finish the race as Mario and Luigi pass by them to the Lava Pits. They stop at the pits and see the two princesses.
The rope that's hanging them from the cliff is beginning to break. It snaps as the Mario and Luigi both g
Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.5Back at the castle,there were plans being measured out for finding Luigi,and bringing him back home. Mario finished writing the blue prints. He put the pencil down,and turned around,facing the Toads.Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alright,everyone. I finished the plans." he stated.
One of the toads handed Mario a ruler. Mario grabbed it,and pointed to the blue prints,explaining what was going to be done.
He turned around to the Toads,and lifted the ruler in the air. "Everyone pay close attention."
The Toads nodded. Mario turned back to the blue prints,taking one last look at all of Toads around the table. Then he looked back down at the plans.
"Okay,so...here's Bowser's castle. Home of the NASTIEST and CRUELEST person of this place," The Toads gasped. "Yeah,uh huh. The one who took my brother. We'll be going to his castle to ask everyone in there about what happened."
"His kids?" one of the Toads asked.
"Kamek?" another Toad asked.
"His toilet?" a green Toad asked.
There was silence for a brief moment
Marx and Pals Get Lost in a DesertMarx and Pals Get Lost in a Desert3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"How did this happen? No really. How did this happen?" Magolor asked.
"Uh we were just walking and then we just ended up here." Marx said.
"Ooooh, are we at the beach? Look at all the sand." Lacky said.
"Does it look like a beach? There's no water! Nothing but dry air!" 02 shouted.
"Kirby thristy " Kirby said.
Marx, Magolor, Kirby, 02, and Lacky stood in the middle of a scorching hot desert, looking around in all directions to see if they could find a way out.
"There doesn't seem to be anything but sand. Not even a single cactus in sight " Magolor said. He floated up a bit higher to see if he can get a better view. "Sand everywhere " he sighed.
"Well I guess we can just keep going straight. It's not like it will make a difference." Marx said.
"We can follow that big shiny thing in the sky!" Lacky suggested.
02 gave an annoyed sigh, "That's the sun, Lacky."
"Oh! It's really shiny!" Lacky began to stare at the sun. A few seconds passed and he began to scream, "Ah
Chapter 1: How it all began...Characters:Chapter 1: How it all began...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(TB)Toad Bo-omb (T-Bo-omb)
*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
It was another day at Bowser's keep, and Bowser was pacing back and forth.
*stomp* stomp* *stomp*
He was in the midst of concocting another plan to kidnap Princess Peach and defeating the Mario Brothers.
(B)Hmmmmmmmm let me think what can I do Hey! How about no, thatll never do
This is pretty much what has happened all day: Bowser has kept running plots through his head only to reject them because they didnt sound right, or were one that he has already attempted. At this rate, Bowser would have been here for a LONG time but then, in came Bowser Jr, one of Bowsers 8 kids.
(B)Hmm? Oh, its you Junior what do you want? Im in the middle of something!
(Jr)I came to tell ya that the ship is all fixed!