40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
The wedding of Ness and PaulaThe wedding of Ness and Paula4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bright light of the sun shines in the middle of the church of Onett, as a young boy stands in front of the congregation. He is known as the boy who saved Eagleland from the wrath of Giygas. His name is Ness. He is dressed in a black tuxedo, with a blue cummerbund around his waist. He also has a matching bowtie of the same color, as well as the stripe on his top hat. He was really happy for this day. The day he marries the girl who helped him save his world from Giygas. The one he has been sweet towards: Paula. He looked back to remember the event that has led to this day a couple of months ago.
Ness and Paula successfully defeated Giygas, with his two friends' help. Before Jeff Andronuts and Poo depart, Ness said that he needs to confess something to Paula, so they thought they may as well stick around for it.
Ness took Paula's hand and begins to speak. "Paula, we may have been with each other for some time, along with our two friends, and I knew that after I saved you
PRE NSMBWii All of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. sat down at the long dinner table. They rarely ate there,with their father,so they all knew this time,he wanted something.They each had their favorite meal,which Bowser had given them in the best quality. For Larry,it was a hamburger,with extra lettuce. Morton got a T-Bone steak. Wendy had caviar and toasted bread. Iggy had banana pudding. a whole bowl of it. Roy had in front of him,a medium rare,bison steak.To Wendy's dismay,he flicked all of his crumbs onto her face. Lemmy had a hodge-podge of things. A pickle,some cheese,french fries,and some type of fish. Lemmy would eat just about anything. Ludwig,who didn't ask for anything special,wanted a brotwurst. Everyone had insisted he get a special treat,but he declined.PRE NSMBWii5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Halfway through this amazing feast,Bowser stood up. All of his children kept on,except for Jr.,who eyed him cautiosly. He had anything Bowser had. So,Jr. had various sandwich halves,and some odd foods,native to the mushroom
Wendy Birth part 2Wendy Birth part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Larry passed out from shouting and started to dream of Harley and him on their date Saturday night. While Morton looked for Wendy he shouted and complained about being told what do to. His complaints were driving everyone up the wall as he wouldn't keep his big mouth shut for two seconds.
"I can't believe I have to look for Wendy, Me! The smartest and toughest of all Koopalings searching through a hospital for my loser sister! When I find Brandon I'll give him a piece of my mind I will because I have plenty of it to give being the smartest Koopaling of them all! Smarter than that idiot Ludwig in so many ways he's jealous of my brain that'll be sharing with Brandon who forced me to work for him! I'll show him! Yes I will when I get my hands on him I will show him!" Morton shouted as patients covered their ears and told him to shut up ten times.
As Morton walked a man found his yelling voice very useful and decided to have him work so he'll at least be shouting something important that p
The Return of TatangaMario and Peach were at the castle in Princess Peach's room packing. The walls of the room were covered with dried, pink paint and the floor was carpeted with pink layering covering the whole floor. The bed in her room was heart-shaped with pink covers overlapping the white bed sheets. The two of them packing and getting ready for their big vacation to Isle Delfino. They packed up everything from swimsuits, sunglasses, sun tanning lotion, a nice, comfy blanket, a beach towel, and everything else tropical related. Mario had recent won two plane tickets in a pizza making contest. The winner of the contest would receive 3 plane tickets to Isle Delfino. Upon winning the contest, Mario and Peach were both ecstatic about finally taking a break from all of the tiring adventures they have endured. After spending countless weeks of dealing with Bowser and his constant threats to the Mushroom Kingdom, not to mention the trouble of dealing with the Smithy gang, they are finally able to take a breThe Return of Tatanga5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Truth or Dare: Pt. 2Truth or Dare: Pt. 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the castle courtyard, Luigi tried to push himself into doing Mario's dreadful dare.
"Uh-um, D-dasiy?" he stuttered.
"Mmm, yes, Luigi?" answers Daisy.
Suddenly, his heart started pounding, and he began to sweat, like he had just run 20 marathons in 5 minutes. He started to feel dizzy, like he'd just been on a merry-go-round at high speed. His legs were feeling like jello. I have to do it; Mario dared me. I'm not supposed to back out on his dares, no matter how horrible, he thought to himself.
Karri had a worried frown across her face.
"What's wrong, Luigi?"
"Are you going to be sick?" concerned Peach.
"Th-there's s-s-some th-thing I h-have to..." He stammered.
"You don't look so well," said Catherine.
"Aye! Are you well, Luigi-san? You're green as an Uchu-jin; an alien!" added Vista.
"I'm f-f-fine. I just n-need some, some..."
And with that he fainted. Marie gasped. "Oh my goodness gracious! Luigi!"
Stage19: The Great Race Part 3Stage19: The Great Race Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The race continues on as the Mario Bros are in the Red Fire trying to head over to where Peach and Daisy are being held captive.
Mario-We better hero, otherwise, they'll be deep fried princesses.
Luigi-Hang on you two, we're coming.
Blue Toad-Looks like the Mario Bros are going into the opposite direction.
Yellow Toad-I wonder why.
Rosalina-I sense that Peach and Daisy are in danger. I just hope those two can save them in time.
At the lava pits, Wario and Waluigi gets onto the Wario Racer preparing to finish the race.
Wario-Did you have that new engine installed Mona.
Mona-Yep. It's all set.
Mona along with Kat and Ana installs the engine and begins to leave.
Waluigi-Now that the engine is installed. Let's finish the race.
Wario and Waluigi gets back onto the track to finish the race as Mario and Luigi pass by them to the Lava Pits. They stop at the pits and see the two princesses.
The rope that's hanging them from the cliff is beginning to break. It snaps as the Mario and Luigi both g
Cyborg's Log 2Log dump 10/04/2011 19:08:22Cyborg's Log 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Command List Pickup : Guard Master and 2D;
Log Dump 10/04/2011 20:14:30
Command Visual Pickup Detected; Verify Image;
Visual found : "Bombs";
Action : Initiate evade the attacks;
Murdoc : Look out... Incoming!
KA-BOOM! CRASH! WHOOOSSH! KA-BLAM! BOOM!!
Checking status;No Damage Detected;
Command Audio Pickup;
Murdoc : This is Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz, beaming out live from Plastic Beach and talking to our singer 2D..!
Command Visual Pickup Detected;Verify Image;
Visual found : "Planes";
Analysing Movement Pickup Detected;Leaving Plastic Beach;
Log Dump 10/04/2011 20:29:10
Command Visual Pickup Detected;Verify Image;
Visual found : "Planes";
Action : Return fire;
Checking status; No Damage Detected;
Checking Plastic Beach status; Damage Detected;
Log Dump 10/04/2011 20:47:56
Command Audio Pickup Detected;Music Detected;Detroit from The Fall
Murdoc : Yeah yeah yeah yeah! T-that's great!
2D : Yeah! Thought you'll like it.. Then I'll do
Yoshi's Friendship? Chapter 1Yoshi's POVYoshi's Friendship? Chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sigh. This is the best vacation ever.... Mario invite all of us even Bowser to this cruise! BEST. IDEA. EVER. The sun is out, No attacking, just plain old vacation time. Anyway I decided to have a look around the ship. While I was looking at the beauties of the ship I heard a faint cry from the bottom deck of the ship. I decided to find the cry by listening.
Bowser Jr's POV
Sniff. No one wants to play with me..... Does everyone hate me? Then I heard a noise from the deck and saw this Red Yoshi. What does he want!? But I thought wrong.... he came next to me and said... "Are you alright little guy?" He seemed concerned about me. I felt really happy that he cared for me. My dad always busy fighting Mario. I told him to go away. But he just stayed with me.....
He seemed to be a frustrated little guy. But I still didn't want him to have fun. I decided to let him come with me and he shyly accepted. We headed up stairs and to the front of the ship where I showed him th
Hiroshi Yamauchi RIPHiroshi Yamauchi RIPHiroshi Yamauchi RIP2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
He was born as a Yamauchi, grandson of the second president of Nintendo.
Who's company was known across Japan as a card gaming business.
His father walked out on him and so did his mother due to the shame of the marridge.
So young Hiroshi was forced to live a strict life under the rule of his grandparents.
World War 2 came to Japan
Young Hiroshi was just a teenager at the time and wanted to enlist.
But the Yamauchi grandparents were smart not to allow him.
Considering the way it ended, it was perhaps for the best.
Hiroshi then focused on his schooling at university
To study law in an ever changing Japan under US occupation
But his career as a lawyer was cut short due to his Grandfather taking ill
So young Hiroshi Yamauchi became the 3rd President and CEO of Nintendo.
He became a businessman early in his 20s
And he asserted his authority at Nintendo
He fired anyone who was a threat to his family
The pent up anger from his childhood now had power in his early adultho
Dream08: Cold ComfortDream08: Cold Comfort2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After suffering the taste of defeat at the hands of Kirby once more, Dedede and Escargoon reach the throne room pretty banged up right now.
The King said "I can't believe that little runt has destroyed my Super Hot Head." Escargoon said "Well his new abilities did catch us by surprise." Dedede replies "Well not any more, and with these two objects, Kirby is going to have some cold comfort."
Dedede places a bucket hat and jingle bell on the platform of his monster evolution machine and activates. The laser hits the objects causing them to float in mid air. By then a familiar shape begins to take form.
In the Orange Ocean, Kirby along with his friends, are sailing the sea to reach the Artic Circle. Kowasaki says "We'll be in the Artic Circle in no time." Tiff says "That's good. Once we get there. we'll have the last piece of the Star Rod in no time."
Tuff asks "Hey Tiff, where's Lololo and Lalala?" She replied "They're in the deck bottom deck guarding the chest. It has all the pieces we
Spartans never die Part 1"With new discoveries and ever improving techonogly, the UNSC and ONI have found a way to improve our currently deployed and active SPARTAN III's. Gleaned from Forerunner techonogly, presevered DNA codenamed 'POKEMON', have enabled us to stand a chance against our ruthless enemy, The Covenant. Current SPARTAN III will have the choice of receiving this 'upgrade', to improve their efficiency, both physical and mental'Spartans never die Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Colonel James Ackerson
Brenden was waiting outside the agumatation room. Around him stood several SPARTAN III's. Like him, they had all voluteeried to go through the procedure of enhancing their combat cabilities. Even though the room was locked off by huge, thick titanium doors, he still hear screams and yells of other SPARTAN's. Soon though he noticed that the screams had become animal like roars and cries. It soon revealed to him what had caused the cries.
A figure stepped out, almost naked. It looked a cross between an animal and human. It had crocodile like structure,
Antithesis of Harmony - Chapter 1The Antithesis of HarmonyAntithesis of Harmony - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Arc I The World of Harmony
"Silence is a harmony of its own..."
The splash of a glowing star!
The slash of a golden sword!
The swing of a mighty hammer!
The stab of a strong spear!
Kirby, the hero of Dreamland, Meta Knight, the masked warrior, King Dedede, the greedy king, and Waddle Dee, his loyal servant! The time has come to finish their quest. Across the distorted, writhing blue ground of dimensional stuff was Magolor the traitor. He had used them tricked them! into retrieving the Master Crown and giving him its infinite power. An ovular body drenched in dripping black color and hugged by spiked, curling horns. Two black hands floating with no arms, two black and flaming wings, and a pure white smile underneath his white eyes. Inside that smile was an image Kirby was too familiar with a red eye. The red eye of the enemy that has haunted Dreamland since the very beginning. Dark Matter!
'This ugly act must be punis
Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.5Back at the castle,there were plans being measured out for finding Luigi,and bringing him back home. Mario finished writing the blue prints. He put the pencil down,and turned around,facing the Toads.Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alright,everyone. I finished the plans." he stated.
One of the toads handed Mario a ruler. Mario grabbed it,and pointed to the blue prints,explaining what was going to be done.
He turned around to the Toads,and lifted the ruler in the air. "Everyone pay close attention."
The Toads nodded. Mario turned back to the blue prints,taking one last look at all of Toads around the table. Then he looked back down at the plans.
"Okay,so...here's Bowser's castle. Home of the NASTIEST and CRUELEST person of this place," The Toads gasped. "Yeah,uh huh. The one who took my brother. We'll be going to his castle to ask everyone in there about what happened."
"His kids?" one of the Toads asked.
"Kamek?" another Toad asked.
"His toilet?" a green Toad asked.
There was silence for a brief moment
The Master Chief FactsThe Master Chief Facts8 years ago in Humor More Like This
- The number 117 isn't just Master Chief's identification, it's the length of his penis... in yards.
- There is no energy shield. Projectiles just stop before hitting the Chief.
- Master Chief doesn't need weapons to kill things, the weapons need Master Chief
- The Spartan Mark V armor actually broke because it couldn't contain Master Chief's awesomeness.
- If the marines just stay out of his way, Master Chief can finish the entire Halo story before you can say 'Halo'.
- The Chief did scare some Elites. So much that even their armor colors turned white, that's why there are white armored Elites.
- Microsoft doesn't own Master Chief. On the contrary, the Master Chief owns Microsoft.
- Master Chief's voice has the power to give women orgasms. The helmet he wears merely keeps that from happening.
- There are no Hackers, Modders, Glitches, Lag, and Cheaters. You losers were playing against the Master Chief and he's a better player than you.
- Gordon Freeman sleeps in Master Chief pajamas.
Sokka and Voltra WeddingSokka and Voltra Wedding5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In a world full of misdeeds with several different powers and skills, one misdeed, well known for being a master ninja, was walking to a Voltra Misdeed's house holding a small box. In the box was wedding ring for Voltra for Sokka Misdeed was wishing to marry Voltra. He was very nervous however for they were dating for about two years and he knew they were meant to be together.
"Alright I can do this, just go to her house and ask her to marry you and then get the wedding over with and you'll be with her forever. You can do this Sokka, you can this, you can do this." Sokka said as he walked and then stopped. "No I can't do it, I just can't."
Sokka turned around and started to walk back home but as he did some a male voice stopped him and he was shocked and tried to quickly aim at the voice but missed. The male voice jumped his attack and reviled he was with another. The two landed in front him and he relaxed for he knew the two misdeeds very well.
"Oh it's just you two, hey Inferno, Isis
Me and the koopalings :NEW: - Part 1-Me and the Koopalings-Me and the koopalings :NEW: - Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was late, it was like something was crushing my head, it ached, the school week was tough and I had worked hard on my art, nothing really important with those koopa's on my walls. Mom came and told me goodnight and then she went out of my room. I kissed my fingertips rising the arm and pushing the fingers onto the wall where a koopa where on a drawing, "Good night papa." I whispered to the drawing of Bowser.
Unexpectedly, I felt like waking up. I had a dream, I can't remember it right now, and it felt like the room was spinning around, oh yeah, now I think I remember the dream huh.
I saw a shadow on a white background, no walls, roof or floor. It had turned my back against me, spikes was pointing out of his body, they was stuck into him But he wasn't dead. He looked that way. Then the ground shake under my feet very drastically and it felt like I fell down into complete darkness, and my eyes opened.
All those weird dreams I've had lately, but this
Sad Bunny Face's intro StoryBunny face, is a little and cute bunny living in a small village with all the other bunnies.Sad Bunny Face's intro Story2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His dream is to become someone special and doing something meaningful with his life. He tries hard everyday to do something that really matters, though no one notices bunny face, And if they do they don’t believe that Bunny Face has what it takes to become anything out of the ordinary, after all he's no different from all the other villagers.
But there is one person who believes in Bunny Face, his caring and loving mother. she wants Bunny Face to keep in mind that he can be whatever he wants to be.
Though one day an Evil army of one-eyed creatures and their evil leader attack the village and steal all the carrots, after all carrots make your eyesight better. (the one-eyed creatures really need that.)
Their leader uses a dark magic to turn the villagers into stone. but when he is about to turn Bunny Face into stone too, his mother jumps in front of Bunny Face and is the one who