Bowser's Mirth Potions 2Bowser's Mirth Potions #2: Haunted Mansion of King BootickleBowser's Mirth Potions 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. People who do not like tickling, or male nipples in a non-sexual context, or fanfics shouldn't be reading this.
Bowser, thanks to an encounter in an unknown jungle, discovered a plant's venom that slightly alters the victim's mind to make them enjoy tickling. Having reverse-engineered it into a set of nearly unlimited potions, he takes a vacation from Princess-napping and seeks out ticklish adventures.
After enduring - or, should I say, enjoying - the trials of the Pyramid of Ticklekhamen, Bowser acquired a special throne that will tickle the person sitting in it. Not satisfied with that, he moves onto a haunted house where it's said that agonized laughter can be heard from its decrepit halls...
Chapter 2: Having a Boo Old Laugh.
Bowser stood in front of the path to the haunted mansion, a potion bottle in his hand.
Rare Side of LoveThe Rare Side of LoveRare Side of Love8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Zachary Starsword.
WARNING: This is a BowserxMario yaoi story. If such a concept makes your brain bleed, TURN BACK NOW! Seriously, last warning. Turn back now. Still reading? Then you must want to read this.
Disclaimer: Mario, Bowser, Peach, Toad, and any other characters in this yaoi fanfic are (c) Nintendo.
The chances of this pairing actually happening are little to none. Don't comment saying "OMG Are you saying Mario's Gay and Bowser's Gay you sick pervert go die!"
This was going to be the night.
Mario had been working up to this night. He had bought the ring, prepared the speech, and decided on the right time to do it.
This was going to be the night.
The night he proposed to Peach.
"Welcome, to the Mushroom Kingdom's Annual Feast of Mus
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Bowser's Mirth Potions 1Bowser's Mirth Potion #1: The Pyramid of TicklekhamenBowser's Mirth Potions 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: If you are weirded out by excessive tickling, male characters having nipples when they normally don't, weird situations, and the idea that someone would even want to create a potion that lets them enjoy tickling, then don't complain if you DO read this. If you don't mind, then keep on reading.
Bowser and all other Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.
Prologue - Birth of Mirth
Bowser, thanks to an odd adventure he had while lost in a forest, discovered something most interesting. While tickling is quite unbearable for him normally, thanks to a tickle-obsessed Pirahna plant's venom, he was able to actually enjoy being tickled... while the venom was in effect.
Before the venom could flush out, Bowser ordered his Scienkoopas, intelligent troopas who had been assigned to use their brains rather than their brawn, to take a blood sample and identify the venom, claiming it could ha
Bowser's Mirth Potions 4Bowser's Mirth Potions #4: Return to the Jungle of LaughalavaBowser's Mirth Potions 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. Don't read if you don't like tickling.
Chapter 4: Back to the Beginning
Bowser's clown copter flew through the air, over the ocean. Holding a pair of binoculars, he looked around.
"Time to go back to that jungle and see what else there is..." Bowser thought to himself, grinning.
Fondly, he remembered it. Some time after Mario made his airship crash, he wound up in the jungles of that island, stranded from his troops. Unfortunately, he had triggered a pirahna plant's trap, wrapped in its coils.
That was when his life changed. The plant somehow injected something into him, though he couldn't tell how. As he was being injected, the plant used its feather leaves to tickle him all over. At first, he was in complete agony, wishing it would end. But as time passed, he found himself enjoying the tickli
Bowser's Mirth Potions 3Bowser's Mirth Potions #3: Cirque de SoleBowser's Mirth Potions 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser isn't owned by me, he's owned by Nintendo, yada yada. Warnings from previous Mirth Potions chapters apply.
Chapter 3: Carnival of Laughter
"Thank the stars for internet," Bowser said to himself. He hadn't thought to look on it before, but there was a whole website devoted to people who loved being tickling and being tickled. It was simply called "Laughing Shell", started by something of a generic koopa. Though surprisingly, many different kinds of species subscribed. It wasn't surprising for him to notice that one of the members was known as the "GhostlyTicklerK1Ng". No need to guess who that was.
Signing on as "MirthSpikeshell", Bowser took some time to lurk, introducing himself, and eventually even found himself chatting with the others. They even had a chatroom set up. That was when Bowser learned of an interesting place...
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Getting to the Root of the problem
One day, Bowser was sitting on his throne, listening to a Troopa read aloud the list of issues that Bowser's kingdom was currently having.
"...There's been a strange plague that's been causing all of our livestock to swell up and develop spots..."
"Uh-huh. Spotty balloon animals. Check. Let's get that kooky doctor fortune teller person guy. Schedule an abduction for 3:00 AM."
"...There's been a rash of rashes among the goombas. Apparently, a fungus has invaded our kingdom and seems to have taken a liking to our mushroomy soldiers."
"So, in other words, they're like toads."
The troopa gave his king a quizzical look.
"It's a joke." Bowser growled, before the troopa burst into a fit of fake laughter.
"G-Good one, my liege! Anyways, sir... if I might suggest, it would probably be best to--"
Bowser would have roared in
Chapter3: A King's Confession*grumble* *grumble**grumble*Chapter3: A King's Confession8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadnt moved yet. Bowser stroked Peachs hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasnt raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldnt help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair
Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to but she only slightly opened her eyes
As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her
Tails x baze:sympathy loveOne day, three years later on mobeus, Tails was lying on the beach looking at the cool blue sky. He had just goten though puberty. Then something caught his attention. Blaze the cat was walking around the beach in her purple bathing sute look down at the sand, a little depressed. Two years ago Silver died trying to save mobius from total doom. Blaze saw Tails and decided to sit right next to him.Tails x baze:sympathy love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Blaze: hehe, funny meeting you here Tails.
Tails: same here, how you feeling.
Blazelooks down in a sad face) ok I guess.
Tails: hey, don't look so sad you'll find some one.
She hugs tails and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Blaze: Thank you Tails, you're so sweet and kind hearted, no wonder people like you.
Tails looks down in a sad face.
Tails: see the thing is.... people always makes fun of me because I have two tails. no one likes a kistune anymore.
Blaze: Aw, ( huges tails) no one should make fun of you. You're a kind person and you're cute. hey tails.
The Return of TatangaMario and Peach were at the castle in Princess Peach's room packing. The walls of the room were covered with dried, pink paint and the floor was carpeted with pink layering covering the whole floor. The bed in her room was heart-shaped with pink covers overlapping the white bed sheets. The two of them packing and getting ready for their big vacation to Isle Delfino. They packed up everything from swimsuits, sunglasses, sun tanning lotion, a nice, comfy blanket, a beach towel, and everything else tropical related. Mario had recent won two plane tickets in a pizza making contest. The winner of the contest would receive 3 plane tickets to Isle Delfino. Upon winning the contest, Mario and Peach were both ecstatic about finally taking a break from all of the tiring adventures they have endured. After spending countless weeks of dealing with Bowser and his constant threats to the Mushroom Kingdom, not to mention the trouble of dealing with the Smithy gang, they are finally able to take a breThe Return of Tatanga6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
PRE NSMBWii All of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. sat down at the long dinner table. They rarely ate there,with their father,so they all knew this time,he wanted something.They each had their favorite meal,which Bowser had given them in the best quality. For Larry,it was a hamburger,with extra lettuce. Morton got a T-Bone steak. Wendy had caviar and toasted bread. Iggy had banana pudding. a whole bowl of it. Roy had in front of him,a medium rare,bison steak.To Wendy's dismay,he flicked all of his crumbs onto her face. Lemmy had a hodge-podge of things. A pickle,some cheese,french fries,and some type of fish. Lemmy would eat just about anything. Ludwig,who didn't ask for anything special,wanted a brotwurst. Everyone had insisted he get a special treat,but he declined.PRE NSMBWii6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Halfway through this amazing feast,Bowser stood up. All of his children kept on,except for Jr.,who eyed him cautiosly. He had anything Bowser had. So,Jr. had various sandwich halves,and some odd foods,native to the mushroom
The wedding of Ness and PaulaThe wedding of Ness and Paula5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bright light of the sun shines in the middle of the church of Onett, as a young boy stands in front of the congregation. He is known as the boy who saved Eagleland from the wrath of Giygas. His name is Ness. He is dressed in a black tuxedo, with a blue cummerbund around his waist. He also has a matching bowtie of the same color, as well as the stripe on his top hat. He was really happy for this day. The day he marries the girl who helped him save his world from Giygas. The one he has been sweet towards: Paula. He looked back to remember the event that has led to this day a couple of months ago.
Ness and Paula successfully defeated Giygas, with his two friends' help. Before Jeff Andronuts and Poo depart, Ness said that he needs to confess something to Paula, so they thought they may as well stick around for it.
Ness took Paula's hand and begins to speak. "Paula, we may have been with each other for some time, along with our two friends, and I knew that after I saved you
Bowser's Mirth Potions 5Bowser's Mirth Potions #5: FinaleBowser's Mirth Potions 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: I don't own Bowser. I do own the Mirth Potions.
NoHandsTickler: aw shit, she's caling me 4 that. cya l8er d00dz
ShellFeather: See ya!
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Kyahahaha, you play nice now!
NoHandsTickler: shut it lol
NoHandsTickler has signed off.
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Well then, lets, leik, totally talk about Bowser
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Dude? are you there?
ShellFeather: Sorry. Bowser hasn't been in the castle at all lately. I'm kinda worried.
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: Oh? Let it all out, King Bootickle is here for you
ShellFeather: ...It's not like I have a crush on him or anything! I mean, wanting to tickle your boss is normal for people like us, right?
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: I wouldn't know. King, remember?
ShellFeather: Ah, right...
GhostlyTicklerK1Ng: ...But I think I understand i
Sokka and Voltra WeddingSokka and Voltra Wedding5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In a world full of misdeeds with several different powers and skills, one misdeed, well known for being a master ninja, was walking to a Voltra Misdeed's house holding a small box. In the box was wedding ring for Voltra for Sokka Misdeed was wishing to marry Voltra. He was very nervous however for they were dating for about two years and he knew they were meant to be together.
"Alright I can do this, just go to her house and ask her to marry you and then get the wedding over with and you'll be with her forever. You can do this Sokka, you can this, you can do this." Sokka said as he walked and then stopped. "No I can't do it, I just can't."
Sokka turned around and started to walk back home but as he did some a male voice stopped him and he was shocked and tried to quickly aim at the voice but missed. The male voice jumped his attack and reviled he was with another. The two landed in front him and he relaxed for he knew the two misdeeds very well.
"Oh it's just you two, hey Inferno, Isis
Bowser Mario and the BB PeachComments are appreciated before faving this, minus hate comments and reviews. BTW, anyone considering doing a pic on this, ask me first.Bowser Mario and the BB Peach7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Wart sat in his chair, waiting anxiously. "Grrr...why haven't they arrived with her yet?!" he asked himself. "How hard can it be to capture a princess?! Bowser did it many times!"
Suddenly, a Snifit entered Wart's throne room. "You majesty, King Wart." he greeted. "Ruler of kingdoms, destr..."
"OUT WITH IT!" Wart yelled. "Did you capture the princess?"
"Ummm...yes, we have." the Snifit responded. "We've also destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom and made the inhabitants slaves to you, your majesty."
"Good." Wart said. "Prepare her for dinner."
"Y-Yes sir..." the Snifit said, walking out of the room.
Wart sat in his chair, smiling deviously. "With Mario dead, I'll enjoy a Princess Peach dinner without any trouble." he said. He got up and headed for the dining room.
The Snifits dragged Princess Peach into the dining room.
"Ehh...let me go!" Peach ordered a
My ProblemMy problem was becoming attached,My Problem3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
to something as fragile as glass.
To a woman who I've never felt,
who plays cards with the hands I never dealt.
My problem are the words we never say,
because we refuse to feel this way.
To feel the fear of something new,
afraid to experience a pain I once knew.
Darkness Over Dreamland- PrologueThe large airship slowly lifted from the ground, the whole of Cappytown watching in near silence. Some residents waved, despite the knowledge that such a gesture would likely remain unnoticed by those onboard. Once the battleship was a necessary distance above the ground, large, bat-like wings materialized at its sides as it prepared to leave the atmosphere. After a few more momens, the ship took off, rapidly disappearing into the sky and exiting into space. The quiet was more apparent now, each resident wondering what would become of them without their hero. Soon after, the Cappies began filtering back into town, leaving behind two seperate groups to continue staring at the place where the ship had once been.Darkness Over Dreamland- Prologue4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Do you really believe Meta Knight was right about not having trouble?" One of the knights, the taller one, nodded in reply to the small blue prince's question.
"There are few villains Kirby hasn't handled. We shou
The Angels NotebookThe Angels NotebookThe Angels Notebook5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Writing notes in a book
The messengers wings
Deliver precious things
Honest and free the angel calls to me
Good things come to those who wait
From heaven they soar to earth and sky
Angels come and go with a blink of an eye
Angels walk among us doing good deeds
Angels stand for love and peace
With notes in hand
They tell the story of the land
How we live and how we die
Are we living or are we blind
We are angels with notes in hand
We tell the story of the land
From an Experiment to MeRenamonFrom an Experiment to Me5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Trees cut my face as I raced through the forest, running from a living being that seems to want to eat me up whole. I could hear it racing behind me brushing by trees and bushes. It made no other noises, no growling, howling, or panting, just the brushing of plants and the splashing of puddles as it continued its pursuit. I ran as hard as I could, but I couldn't keep this up forever I had to figure out something to escape from this 'thing'. I then slipped on the soft mud, falling and rolling down a large embankment. I hit the ground with a 'THUD!' and everything went black.
Sitting in front of my computer crunching the numbers for this new development our company was creating. New nanotechnology that was able to multiply and be manipulated in order to create new t
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Nightfury TF: The Meeting
I awoke that morning in a sort of daze, remembering the night before. I closed my eyes again and smiled. Then I felt something I didn't expect, there was air flowing back and forth on the back of my head. I looked up and saw that my fan wasn't running so what could it be? I attempted to sit up and was blocked by a large scaly arm sitting over my waste. I then realize what was blowing on my head. My costume from the night before had been sleeping on top of me. Since it was just my costume it had no great weight to it so I hadn't been able to feel it at all.
I gently lifted the arm off my waist and snuck out of bed trying to wake my costume. I headed downstairs to grab some food. I peered over at the clock, "9:45, dang I normally never sleep that late. Glad I received that costume on a Friday." I walked over to the fridge to grab some milk for some cereal. I closed it to turn around an almost drop the milk in surprise. In front of me stood
You Hate!!You Hate.You Hate!!3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You hate and you lie.
You put me down whenever I try!
Where's the pool,I wanna drown or cry!
I'm so sick of your lies.
You play your games but were on the same level!!
You want to judge me? Pass another needle.
Burns like hot glue under your skin.
Can you taste the hot metal?
You hate and you lie!!
This life is mine and mine alone.
My spirit and soul is under my control!!
You want to take it? Why can't we share it?
A Shot breaks the sound barrier.
You hear the ringing all over.
Wounds that dig deep and bleed!!
I'm tired of all the pain and greed !!!
This seed of anger and burnt rage!!!
I'm tearing apart!!!
You hate and you lie!!
You put me down whenever I Fucking try!
Where's the pool,I wanna drown or Fucking cry!
Where is it?
New Smash Bros Interviews: MalloWaddling into the room was strange looking boy. He had a portly body that was all red, except his chubby looking face, and a pair of yellow mittens on his hands. He was also wearing a mawashi around his waist, making him look like a sumo wrestler.New Smash Bros Interviews: Mallo2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“And who might you be?” asked Link with a smile.
“My name is Mallo.”
“You’re the main character of Pushmo and Crashmo, right?” questioned Samus.
“So you’re from a puzzle game.”
“Now, now, Samus. Just because he’s from a puzzle game doesn’t mean he can’t become a Smash Fighter,” stated Link. “We already have characters from strategy and racing games after all.”
“…So why do you want to be a Smash Fighter, Mallo?” asked Samus, turning to the young sumo.
Mallo was silent for a bit before he answer with a shrug. “I just want to.”
The bounty hunter sweatdropped while