Bowser's Mirth Potions 2Bowser's Mirth Potions #2: Haunted Mansion of King BootickleBowser's Mirth Potions 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. People who do not like tickling, or male nipples in a non-sexual context, or fanfics shouldn't be reading this.
Bowser, thanks to an encounter in an unknown jungle, discovered a plant's venom that slightly alters the victim's mind to make them enjoy tickling. Having reverse-engineered it into a set of nearly unlimited potions, he takes a vacation from Princess-napping and seeks out ticklish adventures.
After enduring - or, should I say, enjoying - the trials of the Pyramid of Ticklekhamen, Bowser acquired a special throne that will tickle the person sitting in it. Not satisfied with that, he moves onto a haunted house where it's said that agonized laughter can be heard from its decrepit halls...
Chapter 2: Having a Boo Old Laugh.
Bowser stood in front of the path to the haunted mansion, a potion bottle in his hand.
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Bowser's Mirth Potions 1Bowser's Mirth Potion #1: The Pyramid of TicklekhamenBowser's Mirth Potions 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: If you are weirded out by excessive tickling, male characters having nipples when they normally don't, weird situations, and the idea that someone would even want to create a potion that lets them enjoy tickling, then don't complain if you DO read this. If you don't mind, then keep on reading.
Bowser and all other Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.
Prologue - Birth of Mirth
Bowser, thanks to an odd adventure he had while lost in a forest, discovered something most interesting. While tickling is quite unbearable for him normally, thanks to a tickle-obsessed Pirahna plant's venom, he was able to actually enjoy being tickled... while the venom was in effect.
Before the venom could flush out, Bowser ordered his Scienkoopas, intelligent troopas who had been assigned to use their brains rather than their brawn, to take a blood sample and identify the venom, claiming it could ha
Bowser's Mirth Potions 4Bowser's Mirth Potions #4: Return to the Jungle of LaughalavaBowser's Mirth Potions 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. Don't read if you don't like tickling.
Chapter 4: Back to the Beginning
Bowser's clown copter flew through the air, over the ocean. Holding a pair of binoculars, he looked around.
"Time to go back to that jungle and see what else there is..." Bowser thought to himself, grinning.
Fondly, he remembered it. Some time after Mario made his airship crash, he wound up in the jungles of that island, stranded from his troops. Unfortunately, he had triggered a pirahna plant's trap, wrapped in its coils.
That was when his life changed. The plant somehow injected something into him, though he couldn't tell how. As he was being injected, the plant used its feather leaves to tickle him all over. At first, he was in complete agony, wishing it would end. But as time passed, he found himself enjoying the tickli
Bowser's Mirth Potions 3Bowser's Mirth Potions #3: Cirque de SoleBowser's Mirth Potions 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser isn't owned by me, he's owned by Nintendo, yada yada. Warnings from previous Mirth Potions chapters apply.
Chapter 3: Carnival of Laughter
"Thank the stars for internet," Bowser said to himself. He hadn't thought to look on it before, but there was a whole website devoted to people who loved being tickling and being tickled. It was simply called "Laughing Shell", started by something of a generic koopa. Though surprisingly, many different kinds of species subscribed. It wasn't surprising for him to notice that one of the members was known as the "GhostlyTicklerK1Ng". No need to guess who that was.
Signing on as "MirthSpikeshell", Bowser took some time to lurk, introducing himself, and eventually even found himself chatting with the others. They even had a chatroom set up. That was when Bowser learned of an interesting place...
Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6GC1Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6 Golden Coins Part 1Bowser's Ticklish Adventures: 6GC13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Getting to the Root of the problem
One day, Bowser was sitting on his throne, listening to a Troopa read aloud the list of issues that Bowser's kingdom was currently having.
"...There's been a strange plague that's been causing all of our livestock to swell up and develop spots..."
"Uh-huh. Spotty balloon animals. Check. Let's get that kooky doctor fortune teller person guy. Schedule an abduction for 3:00 AM."
"...There's been a rash of rashes among the goombas. Apparently, a fungus has invaded our kingdom and seems to have taken a liking to our mushroomy soldiers."
"So, in other words, they're like toads."
The troopa gave his king a quizzical look.
"It's a joke." Bowser growled, before the troopa burst into a fit of fake laughter.
"G-Good one, my liege! Anyways, sir... if I might suggest, it would probably be best to--"
Bowser would have roared in
Bowser Mario and the BB PeachComments are appreciated before faving this, minus hate comments and reviews. BTW, anyone considering doing a pic on this, ask me first.Bowser Mario and the BB Peach7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Wart sat in his chair, waiting anxiously. "Grrr...why haven't they arrived with her yet?!" he asked himself. "How hard can it be to capture a princess?! Bowser did it many times!"
Suddenly, a Snifit entered Wart's throne room. "You majesty, King Wart." he greeted. "Ruler of kingdoms, destr..."
"OUT WITH IT!" Wart yelled. "Did you capture the princess?"
"Ummm...yes, we have." the Snifit responded. "We've also destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom and made the inhabitants slaves to you, your majesty."
"Good." Wart said. "Prepare her for dinner."
"Y-Yes sir..." the Snifit said, walking out of the room.
Wart sat in his chair, smiling deviously. "With Mario dead, I'll enjoy a Princess Peach dinner without any trouble." he said. He got up and headed for the dining room.
The Snifits dragged Princess Peach into the dining room.
"Ehh...let me go!" Peach ordered a
Rare Side of LoveThe Rare Side of LoveRare Side of Love8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Zachary Starsword.
WARNING: This is a BowserxMario yaoi story. If such a concept makes your brain bleed, TURN BACK NOW! Seriously, last warning. Turn back now. Still reading? Then you must want to read this.
Disclaimer: Mario, Bowser, Peach, Toad, and any other characters in this yaoi fanfic are (c) Nintendo.
The chances of this pairing actually happening are little to none. Don't comment saying "OMG Are you saying Mario's Gay and Bowser's Gay you sick pervert go die!"
This was going to be the night.
Mario had been working up to this night. He had bought the ring, prepared the speech, and decided on the right time to do it.
This was going to be the night.
The night he proposed to Peach.
"Welcome, to the Mushroom Kingdom's Annual Feast of Mus
Dark Mario: Chapter 1My story doesn't start in the bright, friendly Mushroom Kingdom; but the dark, nightmarish castle of the Koopa king. There was Bowser, full of rage and anguish, surrounded by a circle made up of his 8 mischievous children. He let out a loud roar, and cried:Dark Mario: Chapter 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! I haven't come up with a evil scheme in months!"
"Heh, heh," chuckled the oldest, Ludwig, "maybe you're losing it, pop!"
"Huh?" said Lemmy, "I thought he lost it years ago..."
"SILENCE!" Bowser roared at the two, "I'm thinking!"
"I know!" cried Morton, waving his hand in the air. "Lets do something SMART!"
The group just stared at him. Silent and embarassed. Morton had noticed he said something idiotic, and rephrased his statement.
"I mean, new! Not like we've done before!" he said with a smile.
"Indeed," Iggy stated, adjusting his glasses. "No offense, but kidnapping the princess doesn't get us anywhere. Kidnapping Mario
Wendy Birth part 2Wendy Birth part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Larry passed out from shouting and started to dream of Harley and him on their date Saturday night. While Morton looked for Wendy he shouted and complained about being told what do to. His complaints were driving everyone up the wall as he wouldn't keep his big mouth shut for two seconds.
"I can't believe I have to look for Wendy, Me! The smartest and toughest of all Koopalings searching through a hospital for my loser sister! When I find Brandon I'll give him a piece of my mind I will because I have plenty of it to give being the smartest Koopaling of them all! Smarter than that idiot Ludwig in so many ways he's jealous of my brain that'll be sharing with Brandon who forced me to work for him! I'll show him! Yes I will when I get my hands on him I will show him!" Morton shouted as patients covered their ears and told him to shut up ten times.
As Morton walked a man found his yelling voice very useful and decided to have him work so he'll at least be shouting something important that p
Chapter3: A King's Confession*grumble* *grumble**grumble*Chapter3: A King's Confession7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser awoke with a very big yawn. As he did, he recalled all that happened the previous day it sort of kept replaying in his mind. He looked down and the sleeping Peach; it looked like she still hadnt moved yet. Bowser stroked Peachs hair with his claw as he stared outside of the cave. It was still very cloudy and rainy outside, except that it wasnt raining as hard as yesterday, but still hard. Bowser knew that he had to go back out and try to find some more useful items since by the looks of it, they could be here for a while After a bit of food, Bowser was ready to go, but first he couldnt help but stare down at Peach. He then began to stroke her long golden hair
Unknown to Bowser, Peach was actually coming to but she only slightly opened her eyes
As she did, she caught sight of the fact that someone was curled around her
Distant Memories Chapter 2Distant MemoriesDistant Memories Chapter 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 2: Dinner conversation
"So Luigi, I hear your brother is the the famous Mario." The king or now Dan spoke deeply while taking his seat at the end of the table
Luigi nodded "We're twin's." He said while taking a seat next to Daisy
"Do you go on many adventure's with him?" Elle asked placing plate's full of food around the table
"Sometimes I go." Luigi smiled as he picked up a fork ready to eat
"Hey! Mario isn't here, Luigi's here." Daisy said agitated
"I don't mind Daisy." Luigi said looking at her
"Well you should, it must be so annoying to hear the word 'Mario' everywhere you go." Daisy said concerned
"...No, I don't mind, honest." Luigi smiled a fake smile, hiding his true emotion's is what he did best
"No Daisy's right lad, so where are you two living now?" Dan spoke in a deep, manly and gritty tone, he sounded strict in the weirdest of way's
"My old house, it's a little small though." Luigi smiled as he placed some food into his mouth as all the othe
Distant Memories Chapter 17Distant MemoriesDistant Memories Chapter 173 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 17: Moss
"How is Luigi?..." Peach brought up, not the best time as the mood was so content but the thought had niggled at the back of her mind for days, she had lost her best friend and it was hard to structure her day with her missing, the grieving never stopped and visiting her grave seemed surreal but she couldn't imagine being in Luigi's shoes, he had lost everything.
Mario's lip's curved in a frown " I'm not sure; he's just locked himself away, I wish I could do something but he just shuts down in times like these, he won't let anyone in, not even me." This prospect frightened Mario, there's no telling what he could do, they had both been close to it once before but swore not to, they swore to protect each other and Mario wasn't doing the best job.
Breathing a sigh Peach thought hard "There must be someone he can have to talk to, he must be able to accept someone into that big old house." She mumbled as she leaned into the sofa, lost in a day d
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.5Back at the castle,there were plans being measured out for finding Luigi,and bringing him back home. Mario finished writing the blue prints. He put the pencil down,and turned around,facing the Toads.Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alright,everyone. I finished the plans." he stated.
One of the toads handed Mario a ruler. Mario grabbed it,and pointed to the blue prints,explaining what was going to be done.
He turned around to the Toads,and lifted the ruler in the air. "Everyone pay close attention."
The Toads nodded. Mario turned back to the blue prints,taking one last look at all of Toads around the table. Then he looked back down at the plans.
"Okay,so...here's Bowser's castle. Home of the NASTIEST and CRUELEST person of this place," The Toads gasped. "Yeah,uh huh. The one who took my brother. We'll be going to his castle to ask everyone in there about what happened."
"His kids?" one of the Toads asked.
"Kamek?" another Toad asked.
"His toilet?" a green Toad asked.
There was silence for a brief moment
Gift for Nintendrawer 2Luigi exited the pipe and fell on his face. "Owwwww!!!!It's just like my first date with Daisy!!! I gotta get use to climbing out of these pipes," he said. "Who're you talking to?" Mario asked. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"Luigi yelled, "Oh it's you. Don't startle me like that!" Marc and Peter ran to Luigi and tackled him."UNCLE WEEGEIE!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed. "Hello boys," Luigi greeted. "Thanks again Bro! see ya when I get back!" Mario yelled already halfway down the road. "Your welcome! C'mon let's head home," said Luigi as they jumped in the pipe.Gift for Nintendrawer 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hmhmhmhmhmhm!HMHMHMHMHMHMHM!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" laghed Bowser evilly from behind a bush. "Ummm, why are we here" asked Peach. "Because, dear princess, I will force Mario to give up completely by capturing you, his brother, and his children!!!!" Bowser explained as lightening crashed in the background. "You monster!!!!" Peach exclaimed. " Oh stop your making me blush."
Luigi and the boys jumped out and looked up
The Return of TatangaMario and Peach were at the castle in Princess Peach's room packing. The walls of the room were covered with dried, pink paint and the floor was carpeted with pink layering covering the whole floor. The bed in her room was heart-shaped with pink covers overlapping the white bed sheets. The two of them packing and getting ready for their big vacation to Isle Delfino. They packed up everything from swimsuits, sunglasses, sun tanning lotion, a nice, comfy blanket, a beach towel, and everything else tropical related. Mario had recent won two plane tickets in a pizza making contest. The winner of the contest would receive 3 plane tickets to Isle Delfino. Upon winning the contest, Mario and Peach were both ecstatic about finally taking a break from all of the tiring adventures they have endured. After spending countless weeks of dealing with Bowser and his constant threats to the Mushroom Kingdom, not to mention the trouble of dealing with the Smithy gang, they are finally able to take a breThe Return of Tatanga6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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He was born as a Yamauchi, grandson of the second president of Nintendo.
Who's company was known across Japan as a card gaming business.
His father walked out on him and so did his mother due to the shame of the marridge.
So young Hiroshi was forced to live a strict life under the rule of his grandparents.
World War 2 came to Japan
Young Hiroshi was just a teenager at the time and wanted to enlist.
But the Yamauchi grandparents were smart not to allow him.
Considering the way it ended, it was perhaps for the best.
Hiroshi then focused on his schooling at university
To study law in an ever changing Japan under US occupation
But his career as a lawyer was cut short due to his Grandfather taking ill
So young Hiroshi Yamauchi became the 3rd President and CEO of Nintendo.
He became a businessman early in his 20s
And he asserted his authority at Nintendo
He fired anyone who was a threat to his family
The pent up anger from his childhood now had power in his early adultho