40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Bowser's AbsolutionAfter many years of trying to conquer kingdoms and failing,Bowser's Absolution10 months ago in Romance More Like This
Bowser starts wondering what it all meant and why he wanted so much.
He looked back at his glorious empire, loyal troops, and even at his
accomplishments in many sports. He already had a lot to be proud of.
He saw how much his greed affected not only himself, but his troops too.
Many defeats had occurred because he wanted too much. Him and his troops
payed the price countless times. He didn't want this to keep happening.
He wanted something better.
He declared a treaty with the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mushroom Kingdom's
council was skeptical of such a big change, but Mario and crew remembered
Bowser's good sportsmanship during peaceful times and believed
the treaty was the best option to cease war in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Once the treaty was initiated, there was more relief for the citizens
of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser x Rosalina storyBowser x Rosalina storyBowser x Rosalina story1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Bowser known as the koopa king was in his kingdom all he ever wanted to the love of the lovely Princess Peach. As always he failed because Mario had always ruin his plan and as you can see he became more frustrating every time. His son Bowser Jr. had also help him several times to gain his so called "Mama Peach" but as we all know Peach is not really Bowser Jr. Mother since Bowser had told him that once. But that didn't stop the koopa king form trying many times to kidnap the princess just so she could be rescue by her hero. Bowser was getting tired of the same story everyday so tired he tried making machines to see if he could success on his plan. He was so concentrated he spend days creating his machine it didn't have a original design it was looking just like him. "Papa? What are you doing with that machine and what is for?" asked his son Bowser Jr. "Well Jr I been thinking that is time to construct more machine if I want your mama to be Princess Peach
Wendy Birth part 2Wendy Birth part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Larry passed out from shouting and started to dream of Harley and him on their date Saturday night. While Morton looked for Wendy he shouted and complained about being told what do to. His complaints were driving everyone up the wall as he wouldn't keep his big mouth shut for two seconds.
"I can't believe I have to look for Wendy, Me! The smartest and toughest of all Koopalings searching through a hospital for my loser sister! When I find Brandon I'll give him a piece of my mind I will because I have plenty of it to give being the smartest Koopaling of them all! Smarter than that idiot Ludwig in so many ways he's jealous of my brain that'll be sharing with Brandon who forced me to work for him! I'll show him! Yes I will when I get my hands on him I will show him!" Morton shouted as patients covered their ears and told him to shut up ten times.
As Morton walked a man found his yelling voice very useful and decided to have him work so he'll at least be shouting something important that p
The wedding of Ness and PaulaThe wedding of Ness and Paula4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The bright light of the sun shines in the middle of the church of Onett, as a young boy stands in front of the congregation. He is known as the boy who saved Eagleland from the wrath of Giygas. His name is Ness. He is dressed in a black tuxedo, with a blue cummerbund around his waist. He also has a matching bowtie of the same color, as well as the stripe on his top hat. He was really happy for this day. The day he marries the girl who helped him save his world from Giygas. The one he has been sweet towards: Paula. He looked back to remember the event that has led to this day a couple of months ago.
Ness and Paula successfully defeated Giygas, with his two friends' help. Before Jeff Andronuts and Poo depart, Ness said that he needs to confess something to Paula, so they thought they may as well stick around for it.
Ness took Paula's hand and begins to speak. "Paula, we may have been with each other for some time, along with our two friends, and I knew that after I saved you
PRE NSMBWii All of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. sat down at the long dinner table. They rarely ate there,with their father,so they all knew this time,he wanted something.They each had their favorite meal,which Bowser had given them in the best quality. For Larry,it was a hamburger,with extra lettuce. Morton got a T-Bone steak. Wendy had caviar and toasted bread. Iggy had banana pudding. a whole bowl of it. Roy had in front of him,a medium rare,bison steak.To Wendy's dismay,he flicked all of his crumbs onto her face. Lemmy had a hodge-podge of things. A pickle,some cheese,french fries,and some type of fish. Lemmy would eat just about anything. Ludwig,who didn't ask for anything special,wanted a brotwurst. Everyone had insisted he get a special treat,but he declined.PRE NSMBWii5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Halfway through this amazing feast,Bowser stood up. All of his children kept on,except for Jr.,who eyed him cautiosly. He had anything Bowser had. So,Jr. had various sandwich halves,and some odd foods,native to the mushroom
SSB Newcomer SunflowerSunflowerSSB Newcomer Sunflower5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Symbol: A zombie hand grabbing a flower
Wii Remote Pick: She says "Time for solar power!".
Theme: Zombies On Your Lawn/Plants VS Zombies Theme
Intro: A seed packet appears and Sunflower quickly sprouts and gets her roots out of the ground.
Leaf Slap>Leaf Slap>Cutting Spin (Rapid)
Sunflower's shield is a Wall-nut, similar to how Yoshi's shield is an egg.
Standard B> Peashooter - Sunflower will use her solar power to make Peashooter appear in front of her and shoot in a straight line.
Side B> Garlic - Sunflower will make Garlic to protect her and whoever hits it will get damaged back.
Up B> Umbrella Leaf - Sunflower will make Umbrella Leaf appear under her and will bounce her up.
Down B> Cherry Bomb - Sunflower will make Che
Vile UMVC3 MovesetVile UMVC3 Moveset3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Species: Robot (Maverick)
Game Series: MegaMan X
First Appearance: MegaMan X (1993)
Health: 950,000 HP Points
Power Ranking (Out of 7)
Energy Projection: 7
Fighting Ability: 6
He used to be a Maverick Hunter prior to the first X game and was ranked S-A Class in Sigma's 17th Elite Unit prior to his commander's rebellion against humanity. He appeared in multiple games of the series as a boss character and was playable for the first time in Maverick Hunter X, a remake of the first Mega Man X for the PlayStation Portable.
Vile will teleport himself onto stage, getting into his fighting stance.
#1: Disgusting human race I will destroy you.
#2: You think you can defeat me with a weapon like that?!
#3: I'm going to tear you apart!
#4: I've no time to waste with you
#5: You stand no chance of defeating me
Against Zero: I shall destroy
The Return of TatangaMario and Peach were at the castle in Princess Peach's room packing. The walls of the room were covered with dried, pink paint and the floor was carpeted with pink layering covering the whole floor. The bed in her room was heart-shaped with pink covers overlapping the white bed sheets. The two of them packing and getting ready for their big vacation to Isle Delfino. They packed up everything from swimsuits, sunglasses, sun tanning lotion, a nice, comfy blanket, a beach towel, and everything else tropical related. Mario had recent won two plane tickets in a pizza making contest. The winner of the contest would receive 3 plane tickets to Isle Delfino. Upon winning the contest, Mario and Peach were both ecstatic about finally taking a break from all of the tiring adventures they have endured. After spending countless weeks of dealing with Bowser and his constant threats to the Mushroom Kingdom, not to mention the trouble of dealing with the Smithy gang, they are finally able to take a breThe Return of Tatanga5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Dream08: Cold ComfortDream08: Cold Comfort2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After suffering the taste of defeat at the hands of Kirby once more, Dedede and Escargoon reach the throne room pretty banged up right now.
The King said "I can't believe that little runt has destroyed my Super Hot Head." Escargoon said "Well his new abilities did catch us by surprise." Dedede replies "Well not any more, and with these two objects, Kirby is going to have some cold comfort."
Dedede places a bucket hat and jingle bell on the platform of his monster evolution machine and activates. The laser hits the objects causing them to float in mid air. By then a familiar shape begins to take form.
In the Orange Ocean, Kirby along with his friends, are sailing the sea to reach the Artic Circle. Kowasaki says "We'll be in the Artic Circle in no time." Tiff says "That's good. Once we get there. we'll have the last piece of the Star Rod in no time."
Tuff asks "Hey Tiff, where's Lololo and Lalala?" She replied "They're in the deck bottom deck guarding the chest. It has all the pieces we
Gift for Nintendrawer 2Luigi exited the pipe and fell on his face. "Owwwww!!!!It's just like my first date with Daisy!!! I gotta get use to climbing out of these pipes," he said. "Who're you talking to?" Mario asked. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"Luigi yelled, "Oh it's you. Don't startle me like that!" Marc and Peter ran to Luigi and tackled him."UNCLE WEEGEIE!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed. "Hello boys," Luigi greeted. "Thanks again Bro! see ya when I get back!" Mario yelled already halfway down the road. "Your welcome! C'mon let's head home," said Luigi as they jumped in the pipe.Gift for Nintendrawer 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hmhmhmhmhmhm!HMHMHMHMHMHMHM!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" laghed Bowser evilly from behind a bush. "Ummm, why are we here" asked Peach. "Because, dear princess, I will force Mario to give up completely by capturing you, his brother, and his children!!!!" Bowser explained as lightening crashed in the background. "You monster!!!!" Peach exclaimed. " Oh stop your making me blush."
Luigi and the boys jumped out and looked up
Marx and Pals Have a BlackoutMarx and Pals Have a Blackout3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"C'mon swerve right! That car is catching up to you!" Marx said.
"Stop heckling me. I know what I'm doing." Magolor responded.
It was nighttime and Marx was watching Magolor play a video game.
"There's the goal! You're almost there Magolor."
"Just a little bit more "
Suddenly all the electricity in the house went out.
Magolor stared blankly at the screen, "Oh what the-
"Marx!" 02 yelled floating from upstairs.
Marx gave an exasperated sigh, "Jeez 02, not everything unfortunate that happens is my fault."
"It usually is."
"Poyo, the microwave stopped working!" Kirby said running from the kitchen. He couldn't see where he was going to he ran into the sofa, "Oof, it's too dark. Kirby can't see anything."
"Can't you turn into Fire Kirby? Look for a match or something." Marx said.
"That's a great idea!" Kirby ran back towards the kitchen, hitting walls and other objects along the way.
Magolor finally rose from where he was sitting and looked around, "There's probably something wr
Truth or Dare: Pt. 2Truth or Dare: Pt. 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the castle courtyard, Luigi tried to push himself into doing Mario's dreadful dare.
"Uh-um, D-dasiy?" he stuttered.
"Mmm, yes, Luigi?" answers Daisy.
Suddenly, his heart started pounding, and he began to sweat, like he had just run 20 marathons in 5 minutes. He started to feel dizzy, like he'd just been on a merry-go-round at high speed. His legs were feeling like jello. I have to do it; Mario dared me. I'm not supposed to back out on his dares, no matter how horrible, he thought to himself.
Karri had a worried frown across her face.
"What's wrong, Luigi?"
"Are you going to be sick?" concerned Peach.
"Th-there's s-s-some th-thing I h-have to..." He stammered.
"You don't look so well," said Catherine.
"Aye! Are you well, Luigi-san? You're green as an Uchu-jin; an alien!" added Vista.
"I'm f-f-fine. I just n-need some, some..."
And with that he fainted. Marie gasped. "Oh my goodness gracious! Luigi!"
Bowser's Mirth Potions 2Bowser's Mirth Potions #2: Haunted Mansion of King BootickleBowser's Mirth Potions 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: Bowser is copyright to Nintendo. People who do not like tickling, or male nipples in a non-sexual context, or fanfics shouldn't be reading this.
Bowser, thanks to an encounter in an unknown jungle, discovered a plant's venom that slightly alters the victim's mind to make them enjoy tickling. Having reverse-engineered it into a set of nearly unlimited potions, he takes a vacation from Princess-napping and seeks out ticklish adventures.
After enduring - or, should I say, enjoying - the trials of the Pyramid of Ticklekhamen, Bowser acquired a special throne that will tickle the person sitting in it. Not satisfied with that, he moves onto a haunted house where it's said that agonized laughter can be heard from its decrepit halls...
Chapter 2: Having a Boo Old Laugh.
Bowser stood in front of the path to the haunted mansion, a potion bottle in his hand.
Tails x baze:sympathy loveOne day, three years later on mobeus, Tails was lying on the beach looking at the cool blue sky. He had just goten though puberty. Then something caught his attention. Blaze the cat was walking around the beach in her purple bathing sute look down at the sand, a little depressed. Two years ago Silver died trying to save mobius from total doom. Blaze saw Tails and decided to sit right next to him.Tails x baze:sympathy love6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Blaze: hehe, funny meeting you here Tails.
Tails: same here, how you feeling.
Blazelooks down in a sad face) ok I guess.
Tails: hey, don't look so sad you'll find some one.
She hugs tails and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Blaze: Thank you Tails, you're so sweet and kind hearted, no wonder people like you.
Tails looks down in a sad face.
Tails: see the thing is.... people always makes fun of me because I have two tails. no one likes a kistune anymore.
Blaze: Aw, ( huges tails) no one should make fun of you. You're a kind person and you're cute. hey tails.
She speaks in sighsShe speaks in sighsShe speaks in sighs2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
melancholy dripping from her eyes
to her lips, leaving salty trails
on her pale cheeks
She wanders through a whirling fog
tormented by shadows
of things never there
things that will never come
to break through the misty grey,
to stop the whirling in her mind
the flooding in her eyes
She speaks in sighs
of evaporated hopes,
of disintegrating dreams
She walks hand in hand
the two so intertwined,
there is no room in her heart
the cold so permeating
warmth is simply kept away
Antithesis of Harmony - Chapter 1The Antithesis of HarmonyAntithesis of Harmony - Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Arc I The World of Harmony
"Silence is a harmony of its own..."
The splash of a glowing star!
The slash of a golden sword!
The swing of a mighty hammer!
The stab of a strong spear!
Kirby, the hero of Dreamland, Meta Knight, the masked warrior, King Dedede, the greedy king, and Waddle Dee, his loyal servant! The time has come to finish their quest. Across the distorted, writhing blue ground of dimensional stuff was Magolor the traitor. He had used them tricked them! into retrieving the Master Crown and giving him its infinite power. An ovular body drenched in dripping black color and hugged by spiked, curling horns. Two black hands floating with no arms, two black and flaming wings, and a pure white smile underneath his white eyes. Inside that smile was an image Kirby was too familiar with a red eye. The red eye of the enemy that has haunted Dreamland since the very beginning. Dark Matter!
'This ugly act must be punis