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Zim caught onto Dib's flirting, after giving him a bit of a confused look for a bit. Zim realized that strawberries were a 'sexual' thing, he had learned somewhat about it on T.V. Zim purred at Dib teasingly. "Oh, I could top that." He purred seductively, tapping his shoulder. He really meant 'I could tap that', another sexual joke he knew. Oh the T.V. was horrible for his mind, and he knew it.
"I think we should get some whip cream and waaarm fudge to drip...all over your sexy body, Dib-Baby." Zim purred, licking at his lips as he leaned into Dib a bit more with half lidded eyes. Zim rolled his tongue out, showing off how long it really was as he curled it up in the air before slithering it back in his mouth. "Not like you wouldn't want this long amazing tongue to slither alll over your body."
Zim loved teasing Dib, and the strange part was...it felt so natural to do so. Flirting and talking a bit dirty to Dib felt normal. How odd? Zim thought to himself. Why was it so natural to him
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared of sex but wanted it too. The 20 year old felt less like a loser.
"Sorry for the touchy subject, I know how it makes you humans feel." Zim said, staring at Dib with content eyes. He wondered if Dib would ever have feelings for him romantically. Ever wanted to kiss him, or maybe have sex with him. But Zim didn't care about sex...he would actually just
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Zim purred, standing up and walking over to Dib. "I know I shouldn't do this here...but we are alone and the waitress is in the back." Zim pulled Dib's chair out and sat in his lap. His front facing the human's as Zim wrapped his arms around Dib's neck.
Dib watched Zim in curiosity as the alien got up and began moving his chair. Suddenly the irken's tiny frame was on top of Dib, wrapping his arms around the human. Dib couldn't help the gasp from his lips and when he felt Zim's tongue against his sensitive skin, the human yelped a bit but reminded himself of what he had to do, what he had to be like in order to win!
"Too much Dib? Because I can stop....But of course...I don't wanna." Zim purred, licking Dib's neck teasingly.
Slowly but surely, Dib roamed his hands around Zim's back, keeping him in place. Dib found himself smirking. "I told you I'd be able to handle what you threw at me, even if you throw yourself at me, alien."
Zim had a strong feeling he had just fucked up their friend
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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
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Dib headed to the table where the broken SIR unit lay. It was a sorry sight indeed. It just wasn't Gir; he was such a lively character despite his retardation.
After studying the robot, Dib sat on Zim's couch and patiently waited for the alien to join him.
Zim sat down on the couch with Dib, holding his hand as he looked at GIR. He sighed disappointingly, then looked back at Dib with weak smile.
"So...What do you want to do?" He asked, a bit shyly.
Dib looked at Zim curiously. "Whatever you want to do." he said with a smirk, suddenly the alien was shy, so cute.
Zim blushed. "Heh...well...I have some ideas." He said, leaning into Dib a bit, snuggling into his side and resting his head on his shoulder. "I-I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable."
Dib snuggled up to the alien and hummed lightly to himself. "Of course not, I hope you don't mind just laying like this for a bit..." the human said dreamily, loving the feeling of Zim against him. It was such a wonderful feeling and Dib wanted
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Zim went to work, all covered in pink and purple, confusing some workers but mostly costumers of why someone would dress like that in heavy rain. It wasn't a snow storm.
Zim went into the back room, stripping off his extra layers of clothing, setting them on a bench. In the back room were some lockers for clothing if they needed to change at all or store any other luggage. All of the workers had them, but some didn't use them, like Zim. But Zim only used them when it was raining or snowing.
Liz came into the very small locker room, watching Zim undressed from his pink and purple rain gear. "You puzzle me Zim. Sometimes I wonder if you are even a male." Liz walked off to get to work.
Zim shook his head, taking off his pink hat and fixing his wig. "Shut up." He mumbled under his breath as he stored all his clothes in the small locker.
Dib finally got to his work office and sat down and noticed a note on his desk that said 'L+D' with a heart around it.
Dib scowled at the note and crumpled
Selfish 3My body was being jerked and something kept moving against my face. To keep my warm and comfy position, I began to hold the moving object still while muttering 'stop moving' into the squishy fabric. I felt the fleshy object clench and make a quick lunge forward with a grunt then I recognized it as Zim.Selfish 34 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My eyes tried to open but I was being suffocated by...Zim's stomach!? I grabbed and pulled at Zim's back. I was only half awake but everything around me was moving violently. Gir's historical screams became much louder as my senses were awakening. Suddenly I rolled onto the floor of the voot cruiser. It all happened so fast I couldn't react.
"Ah!" I uttered before hitting the cold floor.
Just as quickly as the first jolt of action from the ship, another move was yanking the ship to the right. I sled down the hard floor to have my ass in contact with the wall; it didn't help that the blanket was of a silky material.
I looked up where Zim was sitting, he was upside down since my head was a
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It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast food place, which he hated.
"Zim! You better not fail at this! Take the people's orders, and DON'T bad talk them or you're FIRED!" shouted Zim's boss before he disappeared behind the kitchen to yell at the other people working there. Zim huffed at the cranky old fart.
"Yeah...that won't keep me from bad talking you, you motherfucking ass." Zim mumble
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Zim sat down on the bench, looking up at Dib as he thought about the exploding rock candy in his mouth. He began to giggle, from a horrible yet funny thought he had of Dib and himself. Soon, that giggling turned into a chuckle, to an almost insane laugh.
Zim held his hands over his mouth to try and quiet himself. "I-I'm sorry! Zim is...Sorry..!" He laughed, as he sat there. "I...I was thinking of something...quite embarrassing." He giggled with a blush.
Dib watched as Zim's laughs gradually increase in volume. Perhaps the alien had lost it? Or maybe this is some sort of evil plan Zim had made up this whole time? Zim always used to burst out laughing due to some maniacal plan.
"What's so embarrassing about it, alien?" Dib said suspiciously, watching the alien cautiously.
Zim blushed as his laughing stopped to only smile at Dib shyly. "Well, Zim thought it would be funny...and kinda entertaining if, ehehe...we made out while we had pop rocks in our mouths. Like some love explodey battle
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In the movie theater it was dark, despite the previews playing. Dib frantically looked for a place to sit with his alien friend, alone but it was difficult with all the people there. It was a fairly new, and good, horror movie so Dib sadly understood why there were so many humans.
Dib wondered if Zim was ok with all these people in one place at once but then he remembered that the alien worked at a fast food restaurant. A good one at that. So the
alien must be used to all these humans...
Dib on the other hand, not so much. In fact the human was beginning to panic a little. He got like this on crowded buses too. Dib didn't want Zim to notice his paranoia but it was hard since the room was so crowded.
The human squeezed Zim's hand tightly as he dragged the alien up the raised seats, trying to get to the top corner. There was a family there in the same row but Dib walked passed them in the row and claimed the very back with a heavy sigh.
Zim blushed when Dib held and squeezed his hand. Ho
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Going back to Zim, the human sat playfully on the boy's lap ad planted a forceful kiss on him. "You are my alien now." Dib said with a toothy grin.
Zim smiled holding Dib tightly in his lap. "You fool." He nuzzled into his neck and purred affectionately.
"And actually," Zim began with a small giggle. "I think I caught you for once, because to the looks of things, you don't want to leave." Zim scratched at Dib's back, and planted small gentle kisses to his neck. "I can walk you to the bus stop if you want Diblet...Don't want you to be too tired when you get home." Zim held Dib tightly in a hug, not really wanting him to go.
Dib shivered at the feeling of long, sharp talons caressing his back. "Mmmm...you're right, if I had a set of work clothes here, I'd be in bed with you already." the black haired boy laughed but then blushed. "Cuddling though...not...not like...you know...yeah..."
When Zim asked to walk to Dib to the bus stop, the human smiled. "If you want to, I'd like that." and st
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It was Thursday morning and Dib was brushing his teeth and was about to get dressed in the same attire as usual which was nice but kind of boring after a while.
ib woke up early everyday so he could make breakfast. It wasn't much, just eggs with grilled cheese and a glass of milk; nothing special since Dib wasn't much of a cook. His dinner last night was simply pasta.
The 20 year old could cook but it never tasted amazing but good enough to eat. He did plan to teach himself better recipes at some point, maybe this weekend.
Then Dib remembered that he had to decorate for the party and groaned. Decorating the whole office was going to be a bitch so Dib might as well go to the party. He didn't have to but why would he decorate the entire place and not go to the party? The concept seemed stupid in his opinion. Dib didn't want to go and be surrounded by all these people he knew but still feel alone.
To lighten Dib's mood, he thought about seeing Zim again but it also made him nervous a li
Selfish 4My heart was racing as Zim looked into my eyes. Hazel met magenta. Only I saw those endless pools of magenta and it made the moment so much more meaningful to me. Made me feel...special. The way we glazed at one another set the mood; the atmosphere for kissing. I was still a little confused of the idea of Zim wanting to kiss me. But I pray to God that Zim wanted to because he felt the same way I did. At this moment I couldn't deny it. I loved Zim to some degree.Selfish 44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes." The Irken responded to my previous question. That was my cue, time to lean in. And I did, just like last time. Zim sat up straight and still as if he was waiting for something he truly deserved. I was afraid Gir would make an unexpected appearance or scream randomly. But no, everything was perfect.
Our lips connected.
Zim's lips were chilly and I couldn't believe it. I wanted to kiss the alien that much harder just to warm up those cool jade lips. I lingered there and Zim stayed in place. For some reason I felt like Zim
SelfishI looked out the window as it began to rain. I frowned a bit and looked in Zim's direction. Zim too was wearing a frown, it was a bigger frown than mine. Water severely burned the alien's green skin and I wondered what it felt like to burn when water hit your skin but didn't want to experience it at all.Selfish4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I went back to doodling on my page. Lately me and Zim had been hanging out, mostly out of boredom. I have nothing better to do but study Zim and Zim was having a 'break' from destroying the world so we settled on a neutral agreement to hang out after school. I was ok with it, I mean at first I was suspicious -very suspicious- but Zim was uncaring of my suspicion and eventually it wore off.
On nice days, we would go out to eat at fast food places and I would gorge on whatever I bought while Zim just watched in pure disgust. At one point Zim demanded that I actually chew my food at least 10 times before I swallowed it. I argued with him about it and told him 'you're not the boss of me' a
Selfish 5Zim lay back down after my question. He put his hands behind his head casually; we might as well be discussing the weather, which isn't even apparent outside. I decided if Zim was going to be casual about sex, then I will be too. It's just sex... I felt my face get two shades darker.Selfish 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Enough." he replied looking up at the ceiling. " I know that you have a organ that sticks out between your legs that produces little human worm-baby juice. Then you insert it into the female unit who carries the revolting worm for whatever months."
"Nine." I said. Zim waved a dismissive hand at me.
"Yeah, yeah." he said. There were a few details missing but the alien got the basic idea. I was a little surprised that Zim knew about that stuff. Living on earth for 5 and a half years could do that to an alien I suppose.
"Impressive Zim...but that's for straight couples." it was funny because I just realized that dating Zim pretty much made me gay. A whole new type of gay. The 'out-of-this-world' gay.
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I was terrified to awake up again. I never wanted to wake up, I hoped they inserted a killer drug that my body couldn't handle but that wasn't the case. Not at all. It was all wishful thinking. I've had suicidal thoughts befor, when I was on earth, but those thoughts were nothing compared to these ones.
I want to die...each noise compels me to scream in agony. Shut up! Shut up! I screamed in my head. Please...kill me...I want to die...
It wasn't fair. I never get my way. Everything was out to get me and I never get my way. For once I want things to go my way... he hated me...he won...he loved me...he won. I'm not weak, I fight back...but it was all in vain. Earth was my last battle...I lost.
I finally opened my eyes. The room was a mix of pink, purple, and red. I stared at the wire infested ceiling and continue to hear the beeping noise. I'm in a bed and I'm not alone. Beside me was Zim, I knew he was there but I make no mo
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"Your...being bullied?" Zim asked.
"Yeah..." Dib answered a little ashamed. It was hard admitting this but at the same time, so much stress was lifted as well.
"What do you mean...bullied?" the word was foreign to Zim. It sounded a little familiar but the meaning was fuzzy to the alien. Dib saw this coming, he knew Zim wouldn't know.
'Well, there goes nothing' the human thought.
"Uhh, well, you know, when people push you or call you names and stuff." that was the best Dib could do for an explanation. It was descriptive enough to get a general idea.
"People always do that to you, Dib-thing." Zim said, he was getting very interested in what the human was saying.
"I know...that's kinda why I'm here..."
The two boys were still lying on the floor with Zim sitting on Dib's lap, lookong at Dib with his arms on the human's shoulders tilting his head to the right in confusion.
"But why now? You've ignored them before." Zim asked in an confused voice.
Nothing To Do With the World Chaper 1As Zim walked to his base he thought about what Gaz had told him.Nothing To Do With the World Chaper 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Grrr! Stupid hyuman! Zim listened to your filthy mouth once and Zim regrets that mistake, DEARLY!"He thought back to their conversation for half a second then got distracted by another thought.
"Why would the Gaz-hyuman ask that of Zim?" He wondered. Knowing Gaz, this disappearance should be quite heavenly, no? And if Zim knew better he would say that maybe Gaz...missed Dib. Such a thought made the irken laugh, out loud, and earned him a couple stares from pedestrians.
Perhaps there was something missing...besides Dib, that was the key to lead Zim to the runway teen. Teen. Dib was a teen now. From what Zim remembered, Dib last mentioned that he was 16. A memory itched in Zim's head because of the endless teasing Dib did due to his growth spurt. It would bug Zim a tremendous amount more if he was that same height in grade school. But Zim has grown as well. He goes right up to the human's chin.
Finally at his front door,
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Dib entered the restaurant and went to the till where he saw Liz.
"Hey Liz." Dib said with a smile.
"Hey," Liz said with a small nod. No smile or nothing, just a plain straight face as she looked to at the wall to her right. Not wanting to look at Dib. She was jealous of Dib and didn't think good about him.
"Zim will be out in a bit. He's just getting dressed." Liz said plainly. "So....You are Zim are dating now. How are things going for you guys?" She asked, now looking at Dib. She eyed him, up and down. Dib didn't look like he would hurt anyone, but some people were like that- the worse kind where like that.
Dib gave Liz a worried smile now, something seemed off, maybe she was in a bad mood or something.
Then Dib's face lit up. "Z-Zim told you about...that..." Dib was too embarrassed to look or finish the question. Why was Dib getting so nervous now, his heart was beating so fast and he just wanted to suddenly leave the area or even better, see Zim.
Dib was a little scared of what pe
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"I can take your order, Sir." said Liz who stood next to Zim at the other cash register. Zim looked up from the cash register, being done with the last person he had helped. Once his eyes drew upwards, he saw the new costumer.
Zim's eyes grew wide at the sight of the other male. 'Dib? Is it really the DIB?!' Zim paniced in his mind before shouting a loud, "No!" He blushed at his outburst and laughed nervously at Liz. "U-Uuh...Liz, let Zim take this one. I-I think they need help in the back or something." Zim said, trying to make an excuse.
Liz just smiled. "Sounds good. Glad to know you are willing to help someone on your own! Good for you Zim." She said excitedly before heading out to the kitchen to help someone out.
Zim turned to face Dib again, he smirked quickly but it disappeared quickly after. "May i take your order, Dib-smelly?" Zim said, cracking a smirk again with wide excited eyes. His alien heart was racing quickly and he felt an urge crawling up into his arms, wanting
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Three hours had gone by and Dib wished he had another coffee. The one from McMeaty's was actually really good, perhaps not as good as the little cafe's coffee, but coffee was coffee so it didn't matter to Dib. Although he was more motivated to go buy a coffee, or any food for that matter, at McMeaty's because Zim worked there.
Oddly enough, the McMeaty's uniform really suited Zim. Dib didn't know much about colours but the deep blue matched nicely with the alien's skin. Dib wondered if anyone asked Zim about his skin but Dib guessed they probably didn't.
Dib had to go print off a few things and send them in to his boss to look at so the human printed what he needed and got up to take it to his boss.
On the way, Dib bumped into another worker; Larren. She gave Dib a cute little smile as she walked by and Dib tried to smile back. Larren was in about her 40s and very hard working. She had morals and she was smart so Dib liked her.
Dib knocked on his boss's door than quickly peeked in. "Mr
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Dib looked up at Zim. "You think I'm sweet?" The human blushed. He didn't know why but it was heartwarming to hear Zim say that to someone.
Zim smiled and purred, kissing the top of Dib's head. "Why not?" He stroked through Dib's smooth and clean black hair.
"You are very sweet, handsome, gentle when you want to be, a loud mouth too~ But everything you are just leads to Zim loving you even more." Zim nuzzled into Dib's hair with a gentle loving blush on his green face. Zim's fingers roamed and circled around Dib's ears gently, as Zim breathed in Dib's scent.
Dib blushed even more. "I think your much sweeter than I am, especially when you really care." Delightful shivers went down Dib's back when Zim touched his ears. It was always a foreign feeling when someone else touched your ears so softly.
"You know...I always had a thing for your green skin..." Dib said as an afterthought, completely relaxed by Zim's actions.
Zim purred, blushing at all of Dib's sweet words. "Oh really now?" Zim
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Dib ran the whole way back to his work, panting like a mad man when he got into the elevator. He got a few looks from snotty people but he didn't care.
When Dib finally got to his work desk he saw Mitchell giving him a suspicious look.
"You're late." he said in a more serious voice. Dib knew the other male was just trying to 'scare' him.
"No I wasn't, I was doing things downstairs for a bit." Dib lied casually. He lied a lot to others, just convenient lies though.
Mitchel sat up and patted the younger adult's back three times as a friendly gesture. "Whatever you say, dibby boy."
Dib winced at the nick name. Zim's nicknames were far more enjoyable to hear than Mitchel's.
"Oh." Mitchel quickly peeked his head around the corner as Dib was settling into his desk. Dib looked up by instinct. "You going to the office party on Friday?"
"Do I ever go to the office parties Mitchel?" Dib said in an irritated 'do the math' tone of voice.
"Right...well, you should go cause like, you never do." Mitc
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Dib made sure to hold Zim's hand tightly, not out of fear this time, he just didn't want to lose his little alien.
Zim held onto Dib's arm, not used to being in tight rooms with so many close humans. Zim groaned at being so close- even though he got used to humans, he still had a hint of strong hate for them. Zim whispered to Dib's ear. "Let's find a corner," Hoping that there would be less people in a corner.
Dib nodded his head at the idea and stretched his body around to find corners. The human relized that the giant cluster of humans was caused by the mini bar up ahead, at the edn to this hall.
Dib looked left and saw a fair clear corner and carried Zim towards it in a hurry, as in to claim the spot. When they got there, Dib looked at Zim and smiled, almost tired.
"I didn't expect this many people." The black haired male looked around for the conference room he decorated. The human was hungry but he could wait for things to settle down, Dib hated being in the mess of things like th
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Dib sweared he swallowed his heart when he saw Zim in front of the door. He felt his stomach turn so hard he wanted to double over in pain. It was a stupid reaction really. Zim was the host of this "house" and Dib was bound to see him at some point. But the fact that Zim was the host, was the problem. They were enemies.
Zim started the conversation.
"I knew I would find you in here." Zim said kind of soft but still threatening. Dib knew what he had to do, he had to run, he just didn't know how to do it. He never felt so stunned and speechless before. He watched as the alien balled his fists and gridded his zipper teeth. The alien took a firm step into the room causing Dib to take a step back.
Finally, Dib found his voice. "I...I gotta go!" Dib decided in that moment that it was best to just book it. Screw his belongings his, life was more important. He was about to run pased the alien but Zim didn't let him. He placed his hands on Dib's chest as he ran tow