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ok after seeing into the woods a few times i thought i do me the prolog opening song with the cast in my version of into the woods and heres what the song it

 

and i hope you guys enjoy =)



{Homer}

Once upon a time
In a far-off kingdom
There lay a small village
At the edge of the woods

*Music Starts*

{Carrie}
I wish...

{Homer}

and in this village

{Carrie}

More than anything...

{Homer}

lived a young girl with a creepy power,

{Carrie}
More than life...
More than jewels...

{Homer}
a red haired young lad

{Sherman}

I wish...

{Homer}

and a fat childless baker hey that's me

{Sherman}

More than life...

{Magre x Homer}

I wish...

{Homer}

with his wife.

{Sherman}

More than anything...

{Carrie, Homer x Sherman} 

More than the moon...

{Magre}

I wish...

{Carrie}

The King is giving a Prom.

{Homer x Magre}

More than life...

{Sherman}

I wish...

{Carrie}

I wish to go to the Prom.

{Homer x Magre} 

More than riches...

{Sherman}

I wish my cow would
give us some milk.

{Magre}

More than anything...

{Carrie}

And the Prince...

{Sherman}

Please, pal-

{Marge} 

I wish we had a child.

{Homer}

I wish For More Food

{Marge}
Homer!!!!!!!!!!!

{Homer}
What I'm Hungry *stuffing his face with the bred*
 
{Carrie}
I wish to go to the Prom.

{Sherman}

Squeeze, pal...

{Sherman}

I wish you'd give us some
milk or even cheese...
I wish...

{Homer x Magre}

I wish we might have a child.
I wish...to get more donuts *homer eats the donut* 
 

{Carrie}
I wish...

{Margite White} 
You wish to go to the Prom?

{Homer}

The poor girl's father had died,

{Margite White}  
You, Carrie, the Prom?
You wish to go to the Prom?

{Chris}
What, you, Carrie, the prom?
The prom?!

{Norma} 
What, you wish to go to the prom?

[ALL THREE]
The Prom?
The King's prom?

{Homer}
And her mother was not so very nice

{Margite White} 

The Prom...

{Homer} 
and thye have 2 mean girls for neighbors who are also not so nice.

{Chris}
Look at you nails!

{Norma}
Look at your dress!

{Margate White} 
they're gonna laugh at you they're all gonna laugh at you-

{Carrie}
Nevertheless,
I still want to go to the Prom
And dance before the Prince.

{Margate x the 2 girls}
She still wants to go to the prom
And dance before the Prince?! ha ha ha ha

{Homer} 
All three were beautiful of face, but vile and black of heart.
Sherman, on the other hand, had no father or mother, and his and his dad well-

{Mr.Peabody}
I wish...

{Homer}
Well, he's a dog-

{Mr.Peabody} 
I wish my son were not a fool.
I wish my house was not a mess.
I wish the cow was full of milk.
I wish to run a school-
I wish a lot of things...

{Marge}
Why, come in, little girl.

{Homer}
and a little girl with a creepy clown costume 

{Jamie Lloyd} 

I wish...

It's not for me,
It's for my Mother in the woods.
A loaf of bread, please-
To bring my poor old hungry
Momie in the woods... 

Just a loaf of bread, please...

{Homer}
Carrie's mother had a surprise for her.

{Margate White}
I have emptied a pot of lentils into the ashes for you.
If you have picked them out again in two hours' time,
you shall go to the prom with the 2 girls.

{Jamie Lloyd} 
And perhaps a sticky bun?...
Or four?...

{Carrie}
Birds in the sky,
Birds in the eaves,
I the leaves,
In the fields,
In the castles and ponds...

{Jamie Lloyd}
And a few of those pies... please...

{Carrie}
*using her telekinesis to get the birds*

Come, little birds,
Down from the eaves
And the leaves,
Over fields,
Out of castles and ponds...

{Sherman}
No, squeeze, pal...

{Carrie}
Ahhh...
Quick, little birds,
Flick through the ashes.
Pick and peck, but swiftly,
Sift through the ashes,
Into the pot...

*birds and carrie clean together*

{Mr.Peabody}
Listen well, son. Milky-White must be taken to market.

{Sherman}
But, Mr.Peabody, no- he's the best cow-

{Mr.Peabody}
look at her.

There are bugs on her dugs.
There are flies in her eyes.
There's a lump on her rump
Big enough to be a hump-

{Sherman}
But-

{Mr.Peabody}
Son,
We've no time to sit and dither,
While her wither's wither with her-
And no one keeps a cow for a friend!

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that little head of yours.

{Jamie Lloyd}
Into the woods,
It's time to go,
I hate to leave,
I have to, though.
Into the woods-
It's time, and so
I must begin my journey.

Into the woods
And through the trees
To where I am
Expected ma'am,
Into the woods
To Mother's house-

Into the woods
To Mother's house-

{Magre}
You're certain of your way?

{Jamie Lloyd} 
The way is clear,
The light is good,
I have no fear,
Nor no one should.
The woods are just trees,
The trees are just wood.
I sort of hate to ask it,
But do you have a basket?

Into the woods
And down the dell,
The path is straight,
I know it well.
Into the woods,
And who can tell
What's waiting on the journey?

Into the woods
To bring some bread
To momie who
Is sick in bed.
Never can tell
What lies ahead.
For all that I know,
She's already dead.

But into the woods,
Into the woods,
Into the woods
To Mother's house
And home before dark.

{Homer}
what a sweet kid hey she took my donut =O 

{Carrie}
Fly, birds,
Back to the sky,
Back to the eaves
And the leaves
And the fields
And the-

{Chris}
Hurry up and do my hair, Carrie!

Are you really wearing that?

{Norma}
Here, I found a little tear, Carrie.

Can't you hide it with a hat?

{Carrie}
You look beautiful.

{Norma}
I know.

{Chris}
She means me.

{Norma}
Put it in a twist.

{Chris}
Who will be there?...

{Carrie}
Mother said be good,
Father said be nice,
That was always their advice.
So be nice, Carrie,
Good, Carrie,
Nice good good nice-

{Norma}
Tighter!

{Carrie}
What's the good of being good
If everyone is blind
And you're always left behind?
Never mind, Carrie,
Kind Carrie-
Nice good nice kind good nice-

{Chris}
Not that tight!

{Carrie}
Sorry.

{Chris}
Clod.

{Magre}
Who might that be?

{Homer}
hey isn't that the witch from next door. *BOOM THOE THE DOOR* D'OH

{Homer}
The old enchantress told the couple she had
placed a spell on their house.

{Magre}
We have no bread...

{Bellatrix} 
I don't want your bread...

{Homer}
Then what is it you wish?

{Bellatrix} 
It's not what I wish,
It's what you wish.
Nothing cooking in that belly now is there?
And there will never be,
Unless you do exactly as I say.
In three days time a blue-moon will appear,
Only then can the curse be, undone...

{Magre}
What curse?

{Bellatrix}
The one I placed on this house.

{Homer}
What are you talking about?

{Bellatrix}
In the past, when you were no more than a babe,
Your father brought his young wife
and you to this cottage.
They were a lovely couple,
But not lovely neighbors.
You see...
Your mother was with child,
And she developed an unusual appetite.
She admired my beautiful garden,
And she told your father that
What she wanted more than anything,
In the world, was...
Greens, greens, nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce-!
He said, "All right,"
But it wasn't, quite,
'Cause I caught him in the autumn
In my garden one night!
He was robbing me,
rapping me,
Rooting through my rutabaga,
Raiding my arugula and
Ripping up the rampion
My champion! My favorite!-
I should have laid a spell on him
Right there,
I could have turned him into stone
Or a dog...
Or a cat...
But I let him have the rampion-
I'd lots to spare.
In return, however,
I said, "Fair is fair:
You can let me have the baby
That your wife will bear.
And we'll call it square."

{Homer}
I had a brother?

{Bellatrix}
No. But, you had a sister.

{Homer}
Where is she?

{Bellatrix} 
She's mine now!
And you'll never find her,
Small price to pay for what
Else your father stole from me.
It cost me my youth, my beauty.
My mother warned me,
She would punish me
With the curse of ugliness,
If I ever lost any of them.

{Marge}
Lost what?

{Bellatrix}
The beans...

{Homer x Magre}
Beans?

{Bellatrix}
The special beans...
I'd let him go, I didn't know,
he'd stolen my beans.
I was watching him crawl,
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
A lightning flash!
Well, that's another story,
Never mind-
Anyway, at last
The big day came,
And I made my claim.
"Oh, don't take away the baby,"
They shrieked and screeched,
But I did,
And I hid her
Where she'll never be reached.
And your father cried,
And your mother died.
When for extra measure-
I admit it was a pleasure-
I said, "Sorry,
I'm still not mollified."
And I laid a little spell on them-
You, too, son-
That your family tree
Would always be a barren one...

{Homer}
What =O How could you do that :mad: ?

{Bellatrix}
And when your mother died,
Your father deserted you.
Your father was no father so why should you be?

So there's no more fuss
And there's no more scenes
And my garden thrives-
You should see my nectarines!
But I'm telling you the same
I tell kings and queens:
Don't ever never ever
Mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans.

{Sherman}
Yeah, but why do we have to go to the next village?

{Mr.Peabody}
Because, everyone in this village,
knows the cow hasn't given a drop of milk in weeks.

{Sherman}
isn't that cheating!

{Mr.Peabody}
We're starving, Sherman!
Don't you understand that?
Now, you're not to accept less than five pounds for her.
Are you listening to me?

{Sherman}
Yes.

{Mr.Peabody}
How much are you to ask?

{Sherman}
No more than five pounds.

{Mr.Peabody x Sherman}
Less than five!

{Mr.Peabody}
Yes so that we can have enough for the new school i want to build 

{Sherman}
Than five!

{Mr.Peabody}
Into the woods,
The time is now,
We have to live,
I don't care how.
Into the woods to sell the cow,
You must begin the journey!
Straight to the woods
and don't delay-
We have to face
The marketplace.
Into the woods to journey's end-

{Sherman}
Into the woods to sell a friend-

{Bellatrix}
You wish to have
The curse reversed?
I'll need a certain
Potion first.
Go to the woods and bring me back
One: the cow as white as milk,
Two: the cape as red as blood,
Three: the hair as yellow as corn,
Four: the slipper as pure as gold.
Bring me these
Before the chime
Of midnight,
In three day's time.
Tis' then the blue moon reappears.
Which comes but once each hundred years.
Just bring them and
I guarantee,
A child as perfect
As child can be.
Go to the wood! *boom disappear in green smoke* 

{Homer}
*streams* D'OH MY EYES

{Margite White} 
Ladies,
your carriage waits.

{Carrie}
Now may I go to the Prom?

{Margite White} 
The Prom-?
Darling, those nails!
Darling, those clothes!
Lentils are one thing but
Darling, with those,
You'd make a Sin of the Prom
And mortify the Prince!

{Carrie}
The Prom lasts three nights.
Surely, you could let me be there for one of them.

{Margite White} 
The King is trying to find his son a wife!
Not a scullery maid born of sin!
i must be going in service now!

{Carrie}
I wish-

{Magre}
Beans?
These must be the witch's beans!
We'll take them with us.

{Homer}
We?

{Magre}
Yes!

{Homer}
We?
no You're not coming,
It's not safe out there.

{Magre}
I can help you!

{Homer}
No!
I can do this on my own.
The spell is on my house.
Only I can lift the spell,
The spell is on my house.

{Marge}
No, no, the spell is on our house.
We must lift the spell together,
The spell is on our house!

{Homer}
Now tell me what are the things again?

{Marge}
Ugh, You don't remember?
The cow as white as milk,
The cape as red as blood,
The hair as yellow as corn,
The slipper as pure as gold-

{Homer}
hmmmmm The cow as white as milk,
The cape as red as blood,
The hair as yellow as corn,
The slipper as pure as gold...

{Carrie}
I still wish to go to the Prom,
But how am I ever to get to the Prom?

{Homer}
The cow as chocolate  as milk,
The cape as red as donuts,
The hair as yellow as candy-

{Marge}
no it's The cow as white as milk,
The cape as red as blood,
The hair as yellow as corn,
The slipper as pure as gold-

{Homer}
Damn it i can't remember all these 

{Carrie}
I know!
I'll visit Daddy's grave,
The grave at the willow tree,
And tell him I just want to
Go to the King's Prom...

{Homer}
The slipper as pure as gold...
The cow, the cape,
The slipper as pure as gold and not a candy-

{Marge}
The hair-!

{Carrie, Homer x Marge}
Into the woods,
It's time to go,
It may be all
In vain, you/I know.
Into the woods-
But even so,
I have to take the journey.

{Carrie, Homer, Marge x Sherman}
Into the woods,
The path is straight,
You know it well,
But who can tell-

{Homer x Marge}
Into the woods to lift the spell-

{Carrie}
Into the woods to visit daddy-

{Mr.Peabody}
Into the woods to sell the cow!

{Sherman}
To get the money for the school!

{Carrie}
To go to the Prom!

{Jamie Lloyd}
Into the woods to mother's house!

[ALL]
The way is clear,
The light is good,
I have no fear,
Nor no one should.
The woods are just trees,
The trees are just wood.
No need to be afraid there-

{Homer}
There's something in the glade there...ooooo a candy mint 

[ALL]
Into the woods,
Without delay,
But careful not
To lose the way.
Into the woods,
Who knows what may
Be lurking on the journey?
Into the woods
To get the thing
That makes it worth
The journeying.
into the woods-

{Chris x Norma}
To see the King-

{Margaret White}
To Serve The Lord-
 
{Mr.Peabody}
To sell the cow-

{Marge}
To make the potion-

{Homer} to get some food-

{Marge}
HOMER!!!!!!!!!

{Homer}
D'OH

[ALL]
To see-
To sell-
To get-
To bring-
To make-
To lift-
To go to the Prom-!
Into the woods!
Into the woods!
Into the woods,
Then out of the woods,
And home before it's dark!

The End ;)

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Into The Woods Soundtrack
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Happy Valentine's Day! :D

Sat Feb 14, 2015, 9:24 AM
*makes Valentine journal because everyone else did*

Everyone below gets a cookie. ONE cookie. For ALL of you. :stare: So...ya know...be nice and share it... COokie 

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  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: NFL Network
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: So hungry D:
  • Drinking: Sierra Mist
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Hola chicos, aquí estoy un poco decepcionada después de ver el episodio de Regular Show, ya lo vieron? :( era tan predecible que eso pasara :sighs: ... aww, no sé si quiero seguir viendo el show, no hasta que Margarita regrese y tal vez estoy diciendo estas cosas porque estoy un poquito molesta por el capítulo :/
no me hagan caso, pero quería desahogarme aquí u.u (lo siento, soy muy fan de Mordecai y Margarita :c) estúpidos escritores! >:C 

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'I don't Support Gay Marriage'

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 4, 2012, 10:01 AM



I ask for you not to over-react just by the title, please read the full journal to understand what I'm doing

You heard me right…I am completely against Gay Marriage because you see being a homosexual is one of the worst things you can possibly be even if realistically you're born with that sexual preference.

You see the bible states that being gay, lesbian and even bisexual is wrong just like it states that a raped women must marry her rapist, God hates faggots, Jesus even though there is no recording of Jesus even saying anything about homosexuality hates faggots.

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless you're gay or support the LBGT community in that case I'll pray you'll burn in the fires of hell but I can argue my opinion better because I have the facts that came straight from the Bible itself.

If Gays get married then what if they want to adopt a kid so they can brainwash it into being a homosexual, that's why I love seeing kids wearing "God Hates Fags" T-shirts and holding signs that their parents gave them and I'm not even sure they know what a sexual preference is.

Why they still complain about not being equal, I mean even though they don't really have the same rights as straight people considering you can be fired in most parts of the US for even being gay and we attack them for the sole fact they like someone of the same gender, we still allow them to live.

The Gay man should not have the right to marry even if he's another human on this planet who's just as normal as the rest of us but just is sexual/romantically aroused by something we're not we must treat him like an animal.

Fuck the Gay man hard in the arse and Fuck Gay marriage.

PRAISE THE LORD FOR I LOVE HIM!

My Real thoughts: I think Gays should have the same rights as everyone else, they should be treated like the rest of society and be giving the right to marry or keep their job no matter what sexual preference they like, this journal was to mock those arguments that are brought up by those who are Anti-Gay, even though they are entitled to their own opinion their arguments are countered quickly and resorting to religion is not a good enough considering there are many different religions out there and a lot of people are not religious at all. I am not attacking Religion at all and I know there are people who are religious BUT support LGBT but I am mocking the extremists who try so hard to treat Gays/Lesbians/Bisexual/Pansexual/etc like they have no rights. I fully support the LBGT community as I myself am a Bisexual and I support them trying to get the same rights as everyone.

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Bueno aqui me conocen como "Cariazulita".Lo se es un nombre muy random Sweating a little... 
Jejeje bueno antes que nada quiero que me conozcan un poco así que les diré 5 cosas sobre mi :happybounce: 

Cariazulita presenta *Chan Chan Chan* Giggle  ¡¡5 cosas sobre mi¡¡ I am a dummy! 

  1. Antes que nada y como todo el mundo lo sabe (Bueno la mayoria) ¡¡Adoro el Mordaret (Mordecai x Margarita)¡¡ Desayuno,Almuerzo y Ceno Mordaret CURSE YOU! (Si les digo que sueño Mordaret es poco) Sweating a little... Bueno no me gusta el Cjcai (Mordecai x Cj) Pero tengo amigos que les gusta Mordaret y Cjcai y creanme son re xeveres Love  Lo se que raro no? Les dejo esta pagina Mordaret que administro www.facebook.com/Mordaret
  2. Neko Emoji-42 - (Kawaii Admiring) [V3] Adoro los Gatitus: Cada vez cuando vamos de regreso del cole con mi compañera veo un gato y digo ¡¡Mira un gatitu¡¡ :happybounce:  Y mi amiga me queda mirando con cara de WTF? :o (Eek) Tambien desde este año me gustan los conejos pues tengo 4 conejos como mascota =P (Razz) 
  3. :windowsclassic: Adoro la Edicion de Videos y todo lo que tenga que ver con Ciencias de la Comunicacion,tambien tengo mi canal de youtube donde subo algunos videos Nod Comenze con videos de Mundo Gaturro en Enero del 2012 y un show mas meses despues,re subi los videos a mi nuevo canal el año pasado pues lo borre accidentalmente :| (Blank Stare) El ultimo video que subi fue en Junio de este año,y ademas que esta es la carrera a la que postulare Clap 
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  1. Mashiro Happy Icon Soy hiper ultra mega Infantil:Adoro los ponys,cuando tenga dinero me comprare un peluche de Twilight y de Fluttershy Clapping Pony Icon - The Dazzlings ,Adoro muchisimo los peluches,en mi cumpleaños numero 14 me regalaron peluches mientras que a mis demas amigas les daban aretes,maquillaje pero con un peluche me conformo Gif 3 .Me olvide decirles que tengo poca ropa color negro pues yo adoro los colores pasteles pero mas el rosa y fucsia
  2. Chiyo Happy Icon Soy muy pero muy cursi y romántica,a pesar de nunca haber tenido una relacion,yo me sonrojo con facilidad cuando alguien que me gusta habla conmigo (Bueno solo los primeros dias) Sweating a little... Y bueno eso me ayuda a escribir mi serie.. link: es.regularlove.wikia.com/wiki/… Se llama Regular Love :) (Smile)  y trata de mis dos parejas favoritas de un show mas, Mordaret (Mordecai x Margarita) y Rigleen (Rigby x Eileen)

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"....if we don't have slim stomaches and perky little tits like Kyle." Died.
Oh Kyle, you and your perky tits XD
(I kinda wanna draw my genderbent!Kyle now lol)

Oh Cartman. Exploiting anything he can get his hands on XD

And Kyle, so worried about Cartman even though you hate him. Sweet baby, your heart is too caring ;3;

My inner Toyle fan was excited for some Kyle/Token interaction. Nope. Matt and Trey, why are you always trying to crush my Toyle feels? At least I got some Stan/Kyle interaction.

And Craig spoke. That's always a plus in my book.

Of course Honey Boo Boo had to make an appearance. Ugh. Matt and Trey are right about the bar being waaaaay too low, especially with shows like hers. I hate all those kinds of 'reality' shows that only further prove that humanity needs to be slapped upside the head.

Although Honey Boo Boo vs Fatty Doo Doo was amusing. Lol, Cartman getting his butt kicked by a six year old. At least he got back up. Yeah Tip Assist! I like watching him get beat up, be it by Wendy, Kyle, Token, Honey Boo Boo or...

...Michelle Obama.

YOU GO MICHELLE OBAMA. You go girl. *fistbump*

And finally, thank you James Cameron for raising the bar.

If only it were that easy in real life.

But seriously. Cartman talking about Kyle's perky little tits will have me giggly all night.
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Yes...Women's Wodies!

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From Howard Schatz's 2002 book, Athlete


Why it's embarrassing for comic book illustrators to only look to Sports Illustrated for references for female characters.

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There is far more body diversity in the athletic world and characters should reflect that.  Wonder Woman should be BUFF...and uh..that's all the female characters in comics I really know or care about....*cough*

I want to find the male version (I know there is one) of this because the message is equally true.  While male characters tend to have more body variety; there still is that default buff man Conan model.  My personal disgruntlement is when it shows up on batman who is suppose to be dexterous and not as buff as Superman.
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Recently I have been overwhelmed with how canon NaruSasu/SasuNaru is. I know a lot of fans say that about their favorite pairing, but NaruSasu/SasuNaru is different I tell you! Kishimoto has been hinting at it for so long now . . . his subtext is impossible to miss . . .

And Kishi *really* likes subtext . . . :D

The thing is, I don't support NaruSasu/SasuNaru cuz it's yaoi . . . I support it cuz it's CANON! If the story was different and Naruto was a girl I would STILL like the pairing. If the story was different and Sasuke was a girl I would still support it. Hell, if they were BOTH girls I'd support it.  No matter which way you look at it, their personalities are perfect for the other. And I'm annoyed because a ton of people who hate yaoi would like this pairing if one of them was a girl. Why does gender matter so much? I just don't understand! For me it's more about their characters and their relationship . . .

Of course, there has been a bit of NaruSaku in the last couple episodes, but I can't help thinking that if Naruto *loved* Sakura he would have reacted differently towards her sudden kindness. But his reaction was that of a FRIEND. I'm being perfectly honest when I say this: their relationship seems platonic. I can't see it any other way. I've tried, but I can't see them working as a couple, strangely enough. The reason that moments between them were put in there is that Naruto *does* seek Sakura's acknowledgement. He realized he had it, which was obviously a big discovery for him.

It's not like Naruto doesn't have a relationship to Sakura, but think about it – the whole series is CENTERED AROUND SASUKE. Naruto trained for years so he could bring Sasuke back. It's all about Sasuke, damn it! And I know Kishimoto explicitly said Sakura's character was added for love interest, which NaruSaku fans must love to point out, but I have a rebuttal to that: Kishimoto also said that he originally wasn't planning to have Sasuke as a character. Okayyyy . . . and yet somehow Sasuke wormed his way into being the *center* of the plot? This makes me think that the whole romance – however Kishimoto was originally planning that element of the story – has been changed since Kishimoto started writing Naruto, and changed by none other than Sasuke.

Why does Sasuke matter so much to Naruto? People usually form bonds of friendship through being close and sharing experiences and being genuinely FRIENDLY – but that's not like the bond Naruto and Sasuke have. There's a distance between them; they compete with each other, insult each other, pretend to hate each other, but silently admire each other underneath it all. To me it sounds a lot more like love than simply friendship.

Plus, what was with the Valley of the End? Does a best friend hover inches above his friend's face? Really close? Noses almost touching? ^^; If one of my friends did that I would definitely suspect they had a crush on me . . .

And "dobe" is definitely a pet name. Insults are often used in flirting, and Naruto, being the thick boy that he is, doesn't realize that Sasuke doesn't hate him, but is in fact FLIRTING. It's subtle, but it's there.

Again, I'd like to point out that if one of them was a girl, everyone would pair them together because it would be too obvious that Kishimoto meant them to be in love.

. . . Oh wait. It already is too obvious! :D

About the whole but-Naruto-hates-Sasuke-and-Sasuke-hates-Naruto argument – seriously people, why would Naruto want to chase Sasuke and bring him back to Konoha if he didn't care for him? He doest want revenge – he wants Sasuke back. As for Sasuke hating Naruto, he wasn't able to kill him! He cares about Naruto too much! Saying that Sasuke didn't want to do as Itachi told him is just an excuse, dattebayo!

And also, people need to go re-watch the Haku arc / whatever chapter number that part was in the manga. Sasuke risked his life for Naruto. Plain and simple. And when Naruto thought Sasuke was dead after he'd been wounded, that's the first time we saw the fox's chakra. Naruto was really angry; he thought he'd lost Sasuke! Doesn't that show he cares about him? Loves him?

I think so! :w00t!:

Sasuke was the first person Naruto was acknowledged by. Isn't that something? A line about that was in one of the latest episodes . . .

Hmm, now to address the whole deal with Naruto having a crush on Sakura – it's a joke. I'm convinced that Kishimoto wouldn't actually have them end up together. The template is so overused – boy likes girl, but she rejects him at first and comes to love him over time. How cliché can you GET?! I don't deny that Naruto had a crush on Sakura, but just like Sakura is slowly realizing her crush on Sasuke was stupid, Naruto will realize that his feelings for Sakura were superficial. Love is more than a childhood crush. It's something that changes your life. Naruto will do anything to get Sasuke back. That's love.

POSSIBLE MANGA SPOILERS >> About the latest manga chapters – Naruto is still determined as ever to get Sasuke back, even though he failed to find Sasuke after his fight with Itachi. And in the end I'm convinced Naruto won't fail to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. Has his determination faltered once? No. I think it's actually going to be renewed after this. << END SPOILER

I'm thinking that Kishimoto might decide to not even resolve the romance aspect of the story and just kind of leave it open-ended. But I still like to imagine what it would be like if NaruSasu/SasuNaru was canon. As I said at the beginning of this entry, I already think NaruSasu/SasuNaru *is* canon, but I think you know what I mean—canon as in it being really clear that they love each other, instead of all these hints here and there.

Imagine—if Kishimoto made NaruSasu or SasuNaru canon it would change a ton of people's opinions on shounen-ai. What I mean is that there's a ton of bad shounen-ai manga and anime – no offense, but for example, Gravitation is like a badly written fanfic – and since their isn't that much good shounen-ai, people don't give it credibility. If Kishimoto made NaruSasu/SasuNaru canon it would be saying, 'no, shounen-ai doesn't have to be superficial and immature, it can be about real love, see?' I think he could make a big impact that way.

Not to mention getting TONS more fans.

:boogie:

Oh, I have a few words to say to my fellow NaruSasu/SasuNaru shippers as well. This is just some stuff I feel like needs to be heard!
Point number UNO: Sakura doesn't need to be bashed. Seriously, I know she used to be pretty immature and stupid pre-timeskip, but in Shippuden she's cool. Leave her alone. I can't say this strongly enough! And remember, Sakura is probably as close as you can get to a fangirl in Naruto. As a fangirl myself, insulting her is just hypocritical. Same goes for the rest of you.
Point number DOS: You may think Super-duper-uke!Naruto is cute, but he's OUT OF CHARACTER. Get that through your heads. That goes for Super-duper-uke!Sasuke as well. Come on, they're RIVALS. Their relationship is competition, not win/lose. Sasuke and Naruto are both really determined and strong-willed. They aren't some pitiful cry-baby fem-boys! ARGGH! It's not that their relationship can't have seme/uke dynamics, but the dynamics just aren't as extreme as some crazed fan-authors would have us believe.

So yeah, I hope you all enjoyed my rant. NaruSasu/SasuNaru fans unite!
Woohoo, ranting is fun.

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Sexuality and Ed Edd n' Eddy

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 13, 2011, 3:05 AM
I'd like to take a moment here to say something that I think needs to be said from my personal point of view.

First of all, hello everybody.  :)  I've popped back onto DA to make a journal post.  This is rather important (to me, anyway.)  Also, this is probably only targeting a very small percentage of people who are probably not dev-watching me anyway.  And I think you should know that I am NOT angry at anybody (even though you might think so by the end of this journal,) I'm willing to convince myself that any haters probably have never gotten laid, have any real friends, or have a really sucky backwards life that they regret living every day.)

Now then, I think I should continue;
Ed Edd n' Eddy was my first and only fandom for a very long time, and I started getting into it during my period of sexual self-discovery.  That is why I make certain characters homosexual, because to me, they're chemistry is iconic to my own "transition".  I honestly, from the bottom of my heart, love the series, and not just because of the gayness that I associate with the characters.  It is also iconic of youth, of my childhood, and of an innocence once lost long ago.  I love the characters for who they are in the series, as well as my own personal fandom I've created around them.  People have asked me "how can you make them gay but keep them in character??"  Well, maybe you will understand now.

I have dated the opposite sex multiple times, and for the longest time I was completely and utterly convinced that I was straight.  In fact, I always ALWAYS disliked homosexuality and "yaoi"; it grossed me out and made me feel weird...  Things have obviously changed a lot.  I have embraced homosexuality entirely; I am even in a committed relationship with my gay partner.  I am gay.  We adopted cats together and hope to one day have our own baby.  We want to get married.  I am more in love now than ever.  I just don't know how much more I can say about this, but I understand what it's like to be gay.

I'm not a crazy yaoi-obsessed fangirl who slashes EVERYTHING that I can get my grubby vagina-slicked fingers on.  I need to feel the chemistry and the drama, the humor and the romance.  Sexuality to me isn't some kind of poor excuse of fapping material (like I'm that desperate.  I'm living with the hottest and sexiest person on the planet.)  I can't even remember the last time I "fapped" to my own porn.

Do you want to know why I draw so much pornography?  Because sex, to me, is the most beautiful and EMOTIONAL form of art that I can draw.  It's so goddamn expressive, which is the exact word I would use to define EEn'E in a nutshell: "Expressive."  It allows me to contort and stretch and be BOLD with expressions and motherfuckin' body language.  Who here is egotistic enough to claim they have perfected an orgasm expression?  Me.  And I will tell you, it is NOT an easy feat.  Sex is like two people ripping open their chest cavities and smashing their hearts together; baring soul.  Fucking baring Soul.  That's what it is.  It's the characters broken down to baring soul and that tiny inner voice just screaming to get out and shout, that carnal energy broken loose like a goddamn wildfire, hanging onto one last fucking shred of their superego as aspects deep within their subconscious are drawn out into the flames of PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING.  

The only other form of ultimate expression is ANGST, but I like to look on the brighter side of life; that's just who I am.  My personality.

Though I envy artists who use angst as their own outlet.  Because depression earns oceans and waves of sympathy from everybody.  I draw a couple of penises and I'm automatically a pervert.  Not that I'm sooo surprised.  I honestly expect very few people to understand me and who I am, especially considering I am usually very nice and seem like an easy target to make fun of.  It's easy to call somebody a pervert, a " crazy yaoi fangirl," and just assume I have no idea what I'm doing.  Or that I'm misrepresenting homosexuals and homosexual lifestyles (even though I am living one.)  It's easy to just pin a label on somebody, isn't it?  Well guess what I'm totally used to?  Labeling!


GAHFUCK


I am so SICK of this condemnation.  I am sick to my stomach.  I honestly, whole-heartedly believe that I represent homosexuality in its purest and most legit form, even if I were to draw random porn for the pervertedness of it; EVERYBODY THINKS OF SEX, GET OVER IT.  Sex, even when it's not representative of emotion and only in its carnal, raw disgustingness, is STILL a part of every non-asexual relationship.  People get horny, even gay people, holy shit.  Sometimes I just get horny because my body is going nuts and there's no rhyme or reason to it, it just happens.  It's just nature.  While I don't support people who constantly condone the "empty" feel of random sex without story or romance, sometimes it just happens.  It's natural.  There's nothing wrong or despicable about being a human being.

And YES, I would also like to add, that some people DO "change teams" when they get older.  In fact, that's usually when it happens.  Some people aren't "born gay" believe it or not (kudos to those who are, though!)  Sometimes people are just raised thinking "I should be this way" and then when they start really thinking for themselves they realize "hey but I can be THIS way instead!"  I am living proof.

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TELLING OTHERS HOW TO FUCKING THINK.  DISNEY, MOTHER'S DAY COMMERCIALS, AND CHRISTIANITY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS TO ME MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SICK OF IT.  YOU ALL NEED TO THINK FOR YOURSELVES AND DON'T LET OTHERS OPPRESS YOU OR YOUR OPINIONS.  YOU ARE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE, AND DON'T LET ANYBODY SAY NAY.

PEACE.

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