Car Crossed LoverIn lanes full choked with sun and leavesCar Crossed Lover6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Avians sing as a badger grieves
For his car crossed lover
Laid low last night.
Still, no bright light
For a beast of the field
No flashing life
Or right hand of God
Just the main beams of honda
Then a pitiful sinking
Into the sod.
The Professor~THE PPROFESSOR~The Professor9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I never liked him,
There was something about him the first time I met him,
The first time I stepped trough the door to his class
That odd knowing smile giving off a disturbing whim.
Other students had warned me,
But never what about.
It was never quite clear
What made the toughest Pout.
I shrugged it off, however.
Told myself they were just trying
They're best to scare me off
But something in their eyes told me they weren't lying.
Nevertheless I took the class
Despite what all had said,
And the professor smiled at me
That grew wider as I turned my wary head.
At first I did not see much wrong,
Except he was just a plain old creep.
But slowly I began to notice,
There was something there more deep.
It started very small at first,
He told us the best way to understand it
In our future profession
Was to experience and to face it.
It made sense of course,
But there was something about the way he spoke
That made me shiver –
And it is no joke.
A girl who sat beside me
Had a we
Revenge of an Army: Chapter 34"What?!" Jason, Ty, and Dragon shouted.Revenge of an Army: Chapter 341 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"While you guys were working on... Dragon's issue, I went and looked into the courtyard. " Flower said stepping out from behind Sky. "Thousands, upon thousands of squids were out there. Fitted with diamond armor, swords, bows, fire charges, catapults, and so many more weapons. " She said clenching her fists.
"We need to get to the base now! If we can get there quickly there's a chance we can get the army ready in time!" Ty said heading for the door. "We need to get our horses."
"That's the issue. The squids are riding our horses. " Flower said. "The horses were fighting them, but obeying for the most part. " She said. Dragon snarled and stormed it of the cage. She grabbed her gear which was sitting next to the control panel.
"No ONE, rides my horse but me." She snarled before leaving the room.
"We're gonna end up helping her, right?" Jason asked.
"Yep." Everyone else answered.
Dragon snuck into the courtyard and quickly spotted the squids riding
Rap Battle: Kratos vs DanteAnnouncer:Rap Battle: Kratos vs Dante2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE
I am Kratos, mortal!
Prepare to die!
The gods look down upon you.
It's not hard to see why!
You're an emo little baby
With a tiny little sword.
The only thing you've ever won
Was the "Goth of the Year" award!
You look like you're wearing lipstick
And eyeshadow too!
Even the goddess Aphrodite
Is more masculine than you.
What's wrong, Don'te?
Can't take it anymore?
I'm going to win this battle
Cause' I'm the God of Rap Wars!
Who're you calling "mortal"?
I'm half human and half demon.
So just give up, you barbarian
Before you get me steamin'.
Look at your tattoos.
You must be a punk.
You call that a weapon? (points to the Blade of Olympus)
I call it a piece of junk.
You run around in sandals
With a Chumlee goatee.
There's no way in heaven
That you're stronger than me.
Chicks dig my new look.
You're looking pretty hurt.
You're calling ME a girl?
YOU ONLY WEAR A SKIRT!
Ha! How cute?
The baby's a
The Tickle TurntableThe Tickle TurntableThe Tickle Turntable3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This story is a work of fiction. The events portrayed may or may not have happened. There is no sexual or erotic content in this story whatsoever. Any similarity between the characters and any person, living or dead, or existing characters is coincidental and unintentional. This story is not intended to suggest that the author supports abuse of children in any way. Dorain © 2012.
The sounds of a vehicle skidding to a stop in the gravel parking lot of the town park alerted Donny to the fact that what he had been waiting for was finally there. The park had been a bustling center for families twenty years ago, but since the advent of high-speed internet, movies and video games on demand, it had fallen into disrepair and neglect. Families rarely visited here anymore, but it still had a grassy field where kids could still play, and the slide & merry-go-round still worked.
Jeff The Killers Lodger - Part 1Jeff The Killers Lodger - Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was dark out as I walked home, but, this could only be expected since it was heading towards winter. The streets were mostly empty spare the occasional person, though at the moment I was the only one walking down the pavement. Not even cars drove past, the street was silent save the clap of my shoes against the floor and the flicker of a street lamp.
As I looked around, the whole town seemed Off, tonight. It was cold, grey, lifeless, even the yellow glow from the street lamps seemed dull. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but it felt . Dead.
I wasn't fazed however, a little chilled from the night air and the loneliness sent a shiver down my spine, but I chose to ignore it knowing I'd be home soon. However, this was to be my mistake. I didn't see the lurking horror in the shadows, something bitterly sinister crouching in the shadows of the bushes lining the walkway.
A grin spread over the late teen face, so wide it reaches the edges of his eyes, saliva dripping from hi
'Son of Anubis' Intro'Son of Anubis' Intro9 years ago in Historical More Like This
Chapter One: A Glimpse of Things to Come
Seti woke with a start. He had heard a female screaming, and jumped up to find her. He lied back down when he realized the screaming had come from his nightmare. The voice was familiar, but he never saw the young girls face. All he could see was the Egyptian sun beating down on the sand as a girl fell to her knees and began screaming. It bothered him some nights, to see this poor girl in pain, and he knew nothing of what to do. Seti wished he could see her face.
He rolled over onto his back and looked above him at the ceiling. His accommodations now were much better than a year ago when he was twelve. Now he was thirteen, and the Royal temple painter. He had lived in the Palace since he was five years old. The Pharaoh had taken him away from his mother and father as punishment for a crime they had committed. Could his mother be the woman in his dream screaming? It would make sense; Seti couldn't remember what she looked like. Howev
TG Max Aubrey vs. Change 2Chapter 2 - ExpectationsTG Max Aubrey vs. Change 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After grabbing my toothbrush, I opened the door and peered out at Jen standing in front of the door with her hands pressed to her hips. She pointed her chin at me and said only, "Finally "
She stalked by with an arm full things mostly taken from me and slammed the door closed behind her. Since dropping out, she hadn't been as active. I sure wouldn't say anything about it in her presence but my sister had gone flabby. Not to the point where I might make jokes about Sea World calling for her but still I could see why my mom was worried. (I even listened one night as mom tore through her fears of Jen as a single mom, bloated and dependant).
I brushed and groomed in the basement sink.
When I was nearly done with prep, I slipped down my robe to check my chest. Things looked about the same, which wasn't good but I didn't expect the irritation to go away so quickly. I tried a little Vasoline on it to help.
Back in my room, I went through my mental list. I
Gypsy BoysGypsy Boys4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Often nomadic groups of poor people from eastern Europe sometimes set up a camp on the outskirts of cities. They travel in trailers, broken down trucks pulled by donkeys, and bicycles. They set up tents and trailers and shacks made of cardboard. They live there for a while, then move on. They are Gypsies.
Gino was a 14 year old boy living near a big city. His family was wealthy. They had a fine home on a large plot of land, with elaborately trimmed gardens full of ancient marble statues and monumentsthe house was 500 years old, almost like a small palace. Well, Gino's family wasn't really THAT richthey didn't have domestic servants, or a yacht, but they did have this nice house, and his dad was a doctor who worked at the prestigious Borgo Medical Center nearby.
And in the field beyond the wall
When a Bat is Forced to Worship an Owl's FeetBattle type: One On One KO MatchWhen a Bat is Forced to Worship an Owl's Feet3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Location: Deviant Park University Front Gate
Time: 8: 40 PM
Gill: Lord Goth's younger half-brother, a young vampire bat, born in 1991. He is around 5'10 in height and is large and muscled but hot-headed. He has long, blonde hair that reaches almost halfway down his back and has many scars all over his body that can be seen easily through his torn and ragged clothes. He wears steel shackles around his ankles and wrists and a collar around his neck from before he excaped Goth's clutches of slavery.
General Kazella: One of Goth's most reliable enforcers who was premoted to her place as General when her predecessor, General Brutus was killed by Gill in an attempt to bring him to Lord Goth alive. A young, beautiful female owl born in 1989. She stands about 6'2 and is very agile. What she lacks in physical power she makes up for in speed, agillity, dexteri
Tickle Torture Tournament Season 1 Part 3A short note before it starts:Tickle Torture Tournament Season 1 Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In case you haven't read the earlier parts I'd advice you to read those first to not be spoiled in any way.
If you like this story, please leave a comment and let me know how you liked the background info given and how you liked the (hopefully) funny parts of the story.
I worked hard and did alot of research to create those parts and it would be a pity if that would be left uncommented.
Feedback helps me in making my stories better, which makes them more enjoyable for you as well^^
Thanks in advance!
But now please enjoy the story^^
Tickle Torture Tournament Season 1 Episode 3
*the theme song plays, the logo is shown and then the camera focuses on Blade and Risa*
Blade: It's showtime~~~!!!!! Welcome everybody to the TTT!! A huge show awaits us today as we are about to find out who will go through to the big final!
Risa: Right Blade! Things are heating up and it's only
AmourLearning to love isAmour1 year ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
like learning a new language
Je ne comprends pas.
Sensual TimesShe needs to be held and told that her beauty will never ageSensual Times7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
its these feelings I have for her,
the one with just her and I on a stage
We play our scenes like fire and water, lost in rhetorical beauty
burning, brushing bodies held tightly so much that its confusing
the water cools down, but our hearts still fast, still steaming
At night, in my bed she keeps me dreaming
I would sleep forever to stop her from leaving
its this passion, it keeps me from reality yet believing
On the edge of a mountain whilst it rains
I hold her tightly, kissing her lips then saying her name
the biggest thrill is trust on the cliff, thats enough for the insane
While she sleeps I write "I love you," on her forehead
as the sun shines through the blinds, her eyes open and she says,
"You too, I'll make you write it again and again..."
In the darkest time of her life, I'll walk up behind her
grabbing her hand and saying its better than okay
no cloud is darker than a dark gray.
Even when shes broken like glass
Hellsing: Laundry 5Alucard yawned as he walked down the stairs leading to the basement. It'd been an extremely long night; the usual shoot-everything-until-it-dies mission. And while it was extremely fun killing things, it got very boring very quickly. All the vampire looked forward to now was sipping on his blood pack and going to sleep.Hellsing: Laundry 59 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Little did he know that sleep would not come easily for him, oh no! Little did he know that deep within the bowels of the basement lurked an enemy more terrifying than any he had ever known! Little did he know of the horrors that awaited him! Little did he know the horror of cable television!
Our victim- I mean, Alucard, walked to his room, not even bothering to open the door, sighing with relief when he saw his blood chilling in a bucket. He strolled over to it, eagerly taking a sip, when he noticed something strange. His coffin was glowing a weird blue color. It glowing red was normal, but blue? Something was up with that.
Narrowing his crimson eyes, he walked up to i
Pacing Never Got Me AnywhereHere I relax again with cigarettes surrounding me.Pacing Never Got Me Anywhere8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I long to wonder the shortcoming of infinity.
With tensions high as Im assigned to swim beyond these banks.
I dont remember how it feels to fly or why I sank.
Its like the benches are a home to thieves and sanity.
Were questioning the piece of beauty we call vanity.
The sound of gravity subsists to weigh inside my veins.
His sounds of claiming hits persist. Remind me why I came?
We are alone again, outside the glass- outside the doors
as sidewalk preachers sit and cry their lungs out even more.
A sigh- and if you quickly now, ignore their place
They might open up and enlighten you for tempting grace.
Her eyes are weak and damp, which proves she loves her temperance.
The way she dreams has made me doubt the bliss of penitence.
When sleeping stealth becomes a weary chore for tired eyes-
This girl cant get it right. Shell interpret dreams to finalize.
I shouldve seen this tra
Tickle and a HalfTickle and a HalfTickle and a Half3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This story is a work of fiction. It contains an account of minors being restrained and tickled. All names are fictional. This story contains no pornographic or erotic content. Any similarity between the characters and any person or existing character is coincidental and unintentional. Dorain©
Jonathan was so, screamingly bored! Idly, the nine-year-old wandered over to where his mom stood, chatting. The adults at this family reunion seemed to be having fun, but there were so few kids here his age. His older cousins were all out on the patio, talking to each other and laughing about teenage stuff. Young Jon tried to go hang out with them, but they just politely, but insistently suggested that he would get bored with them.
"Mom!" he asked, tapping her arm to get her attention. "When are we going?"
His mom looked down at him, her expression a bit cross at his interruption. "Not for a while yet,
Fathers! BTT and England x Mama! Reader Too Much 2Fathers! BTT and England x Mama! Reader Too Much 211 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fathers! BTT and England x Mama! Reader x Children! Germany, Italy, Romano, America, Canada, and Sealand
Too much Heartbreak part 2
(A/N): this has nothing to do with history AT ALL (neither have any other of my stories but oh well). I know technically this isn’t the correct family tree but for the sake of the story I changed some things. Enjoy
Between child support and my steady job, we’ve been able to live comfortably. Sometimes when I look back I wonder if I was the one with something wrong with me. Either way that is the end of the story”
They all stared at me. I stared at the floor, slightly smiling. Even though there were a lot of bad memories, there were good ones too.
“I’m sorry,” they all said at the same time.
“I didn’t know how hard it was for you love, I mean (y/n).” Arthur caught himself.
“If I had known…” Gilbert muttered.
“Really it’s fine. If it didn’t happen I wouldn’t have
38 ways to annoy Darth Vader38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader38 ways to annoy Darth Vader8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Star Wars, or Darth Vader. Not even all these ideas are mine.
And now, here's the list.
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him h
For him...Tell me this is true.For him...6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I may not believe you now,
but that's not the important thing.
For the sake of what I have not known,
show me what your truth means.
Make it tangible.
Depth, height, length, weight
color sound scent.
Let me breathe in the essence of your truth
until I can never forget its taste.
don't ask me to
accept your truth on faith.
My faith is not blind;
too broken to allow for empty words.
I'm not beyond repair.
Just understand the value of patience,
invest your time and truth in me
and you will be rewarded -
my full, waking heart...
Kiss Each Other CleanFingers graze overKiss Each Other Clean10 months ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
tender flesh; Sunday mornings
and castaway sheets.
Round one - (Fluttershy vs Rainbow dash) TickleSpike: -Hi, my name is Spike. I am a commentator on today's fight, Rainbow Dash vs Fluttershy!Round one - (Fluttershy vs Rainbow dash) Tickle2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Both mares are facing each other in the ring.
Fluttershy is very nervous , Rainbow is sure to win.
Fluttershy-I do not want to it. I can not give up?
Spike-NO.The rules are simple. You tickle the other, as long as one of you gives up. Questions?
Fluttershy: -well yes ..
Rainbow Dash immediately threw off Fluttershy . Her hooves held Fluttershys hooves.
Spike: Wow! She can not move. How will Rainbow Dash tickle?
Rainbow Dash blows raspberry on her belly.
Spike:Fluttershy burst out laughing. Will she surrender?
Fluttershy in tears: I gie hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I sur e hahahahahahahahhahaha
Spike:Every time she trys to gives up. Rainbow Dash blows a next raspberry on her belly.
It is going on four 10 mniutes, then :
Fluttershy: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: -The fight is over! Rainbow Dash wins!
The Clone Wars: Knightfall __ Volume 5.The Clone Wars: Knightfall __ Volume 5.3 months ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Clone Wars
The temple’s halls echoed with clatters of armor, whirring of Jedi sabers, thunderous bursts of explosions, and the pounding thuds of both boot and body. The 501st spread through the temple like waves upon a beach. Had their initial breach of the temple been halted the trooper’s lives would have paid a higher price, but Lord Vader enabled them to strike deep into the heart of the sacred building. The Jedi: isolated and alone.
Vader quickly walked from the balcony leaving padawan Keto’s body behind. Troopers clad in blue and white armor hurried about him collecting data from the temple’s library which had only then been secured. The fallen Jedi’s face was void of expression. His thoughts only of rage…doing what must be done. A glimmer caught the knight’s eye as he neared a bronzium statue. The familiar countenance of Count Dooku’s was easily identifiable among the Jedi busts of the Fallen Twenty
The Tickle Tournament-Chap. 1The Tickle TournamentThe Tickle Tournament-Chap. 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
ARE YOU READY TO START! Silver shouted.
YEEEAH! The crowd responded.
OKAY! THEN LETS START THE FIRST FIGHT! Silver shouted, AND HERE TO TELL YOU WHOSE FIGHTING FIRST IS LADY TSUNADE!
Okay and the first fight will be She started.
The crowd hushed, as Tsunade looked at a piece of paper.
I hope I dont fight first, Naruto thought.
I so want to fight first! Ray thought.
I wonder what will happen, Shikamaru said to himself.
OKAY! THE FIRST BATTLE WILL BE NARUTO VS. KABUTO! Tsunade shouted.
WHAT!? How come I have to be first!? Naruto yelled.
You can do it Naruto-kun, I believe in you! Sakura said, walking up to him.
I dont kno wait, did you just say, NARUTO-KUN!? Naruto practically screamed.
Yes, I did, now go win Sakura told him kissi
A Marching Band Members POVA Marching Band Member's Point of ViewA Marching Band Members POV12 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Put yourself in marching shoes for five minutes. Only five minutes. Ready? Here we go.
You're now a member of the La Miranda High School Marching Band and Color Guard. Cool title huh? You start off by giving up two weeks of your summer to attend band camp that runs from 9 am to 5 pm. During this time, for three hours you learn basic marching skills (how to march, how to turn, how to play and march, etc.). In the afternoon you break into sectionals, groups divided by instrument. There you learn the music for the field show you will be performing at every football game. After you learn the music, you must memorize it, along with six warm-ups, different chords, and various pep songs. Remember, this goes on for two weeks. After school starts, things are just about the same. Rehearsals are during zero period class and after school Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3:15 pm to 5:45 pm. During each rehearsa