Tonks and Lupin: Final MomentsThis part belongs to JK:Tonks and Lupin: Final Moments7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Harry saw Aberforth again, his gray hair flying as he led a small group of students past. They look like they might be breaching the north battlements, theyve brought giants of their own!
Have you seen Remus? Tonks called after him.
He was dueling Dolohov, shouted Aberforth, havent seen him since!
Tonks, said Ginny, Tonks, Im sure hes okay
But Tonks had run off into the dust after Aberforth.
and this part is mine:
Tonks sprinted the length of the corridorAberforth having covered a suprising distance in the seconds since their exchangeand skidded to a stop by grabbing hold of the wizards robes, nearly choking him.
UuunnccckkWhat are you doing! Theyve brought giants! Weve no time to waste!
A "Harry Potter" QuizA "Harry Potter" Quiz10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Which House Are You In?
Beth McMillan & Andrew Alcala
1) What type of friends do you have?
A) Outgoing and/or athletic.
B) The friendly kind! Ha ha ha ha!
C) The smarter people are my friends.
D) People I can do practical jokes with.
2) If somebody was to physically attack you, you would…
A) Face them head on.
B) Try to talk things out; there is no reason why we can't be friends.
C) Call for help while running away.
D) Run away, and find that asshole later with a group of your biggest friends.
3) If you were a medieval hero, what weapon would you carry?
A) A Sword
B) A Staff
C) Bow and Arrows
4) What board game would you most likely enjoy playing?
A) Board games suck; let's go outside!
B) Hungry Hungry Hippos! I think that's a board game.
5) What would you consider a fun Saturday night?
A) Going to a party! (Woooooo, Kegger!)
B) Hanging out with my friend, doesn't matter where we go.
C) Go to a coffee house, listen to a poet, or read a good book.
Lily LilyLily9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was on one long February day, when the wind howled blustery and cold through the Whomping Willow to the lake beyond, that Professor Sprout was approached with a most peculiar request. Classes had finished for the day, allowing her some much-needed time to deal with a particularly troublesome weed that was threatening to take over Greenhouse Three. The plant, a variation of clover that had apparently bred with a variation of Devils Snare, curled up and around the greenhouse, strangling other plants, and managing to crack a piece of glass. The breeze from the lake whistled in through the hole like a dying cat; already, several mandrakes had shrivelled up in their pots, exhausted from the unnaturally cold temperature that was threatening their home.
Off, Sprout said hotly, her chubby cheeks going red as she gave a hard tug at one of the vines. The plant fought, then yielded with a snap; more glass shattered, and the Herbology professor tumbled backwards.
Marauder's interview - IF1. If you could be one thing, what would it be?Marauder's interview - IF8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Roxi: A Sex Idol. Haha joke, I'm joking…
Sirius: Whatever. But I think I could pass for a model…
James: Well, I think mine's pretty obvious. The best Quidditch player. EVER. Not that I need to try that hard, I'm basically there anyway
2. If you were to become one thing, anything, what would it be?
Roxi: Ugh, wasn't that just the first question?
Sirius: A towel in a girl's changing room. *Roxi laughs a lot*
James: Something in Lily's bedroom… or instead of having a broomstick to fly maybe being a bird.
Roxi: *smiles at him tauntingly*
3. If you had to be with someone from another country, what would it be?
Roxi: Mmm an Italian, dark hair and skin. Yummm.
Sirius: *swooshes his hair* You've got a quarter Italian right next to you. and I'm dark haired.
Roxi: *jokingly, ignoring the flirting* 100% Italian…
4. If you could do one thing for each of your best friends what would it be?
Remus: You mean
A Marauder's Introduction...Introduce yourselves.A Marauder's Introduction...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sirius: Im Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, Im the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. Im the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And Im.. er just Peter, I guess? The others are all hyped up today. You have been warned.
Cool! So, are you handsome?
Sirius: Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Dont worry hes not normally THIS bad.. Its just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.
What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
James: For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! Theres all the guys!
The Balcony SceneHermione sat on the windowsill of Ginnys bedroom, gazing unseeingly out over the small paddock without even noticing the boys playing Quidditch. Instead she saw Malfoys face clearly in her mind, looking bloodied and gaunt as he said the words that had ripped a hole through her.The Balcony Scene5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I love you Hermione Granger, but I know you dont feel the same way. I told you I would fight to make you mine, but Im not going to do that if it will make you unhappy, he had said. So Im giving up, no matter the consequences to myself.
Consequences. The word was haunting her.
She sighed distractedly, desperate to know what, exactly, would happen to him. She hadnt seen or heard from him since he had left her hospital room nearly two weeks ago. At first she had gone home to her parents, hoping against hope that he would come to see her. When he hadnt, her parents had noticed her distress without knowing the cause. Anxious, they had enc
After the WarDraco shook violently as the dementors deposited him in the chain covered chair that sat on the cold stone floor before the Wizimagot. He knew what they were going to say. They were going to find him guilty of aiding the dark wizard Voldemort, of attacking innocents and even using the Imperius and Crutiatus curse against his fellow wizards. Punishment, life in Azkaban, slowly losing his mind and soul.After the War5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The worst part is that he had never done any of those things. Not willingly at least. He had been a child. His parents had told him to. The Dark Lord had threatened him. He'd had no choice! But they wouldn't believe that. They wouldn't believe a criminal.
In front of him the new Minister of Magic was reading his charges and the evidence against him. Draco didn't hear any of it until the shadowy man asked "Is there anyone here who will speak in Mister Malfoy's defense?"
Draco almost laughed. Defense? Ha! Anyone who would defend him was dead or in Azkaban themselves. Both of his parents, Be
Review of Harry Potter 7partIIMayleaf's Harry Potter 7 part II review, including stuff I loved, stuff I hated, and stuff that should have been in the movie but wasn't:Review of Harry Potter 7partII4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
*Some spoilers, but not as many as I could have had!*
Stuff I Loved:
-Griphook the Goblin. He was actually a really cool character, and he had this laconic way of speaking that made him seem really real.
-Lucius "Scruffington" Malfoy, still played by Jason Isaacs, is a riot in this movie. Every time he came on screen, looking like Hell with stubble all over and wearing a velour dressing gown like England's best-dressed hobo I knew that I was a happy girl.
-Lord Voldemort. I know, I know, but still! There is a scene where Harry "sees" Voldemort's mind and realizes he knows that Harry is hunting for Horcruxes, and it cuts back to Voldemort and he's gone absolutely NUTS in Gringotts. The floor's covered in blood, bodies scattered everywhere. Now THERE'S a villain.
-The siege of Hogwarts looks pretty damn cool. And McGonagall! Who knew that she would hav
Drarry - It's About TimeIt was two years since school had ended. It had been two years since the defeat of the Dark Lord. Hermione had been missing quite a few of the people from Hogwarts, like Neville and Luna, and suggested that everyone they had known back in school should get together for a reunion of sorts. Harry and Ron had seen the guest list and doubted that all of those people would come out to a beach to meet up with everyone they had left behind. Hermione always got great satisfaction out of telling them when a letter had arrived with someone writing to say that, yes, they would be at the beach.Drarry - It's About Time3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Harry was especially worried when a letter from Draco Malfoy arrived, saying that he "wouldn't miss such an occasion for the world." You see, Harry has been in love with Draco since their sixth year at Hogwarts. He knew that he was still in love with Draco because Harry saw the former death eater nearly everyday at the Ministry because Harry was training to become an Auror and Draco was well on his w
Review of Harry Potter 6 movieMayleaf's Movie Review of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, including things I loved, things I could have lived without, and what should have been in the movie but wasn't, all in no particular order. Spoiler alert, for all three of the people in the world that haven't seen the movie or read the book.Review of Harry Potter 6 movie4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things I loved:
-My very first WTF moment in this movie was the scene with Mrs. Malfoy. Now, we all know and love Mr. Malfoy as one of the pioneering DILFs of this age, paving the way for other middle-aged men who are entirely too good looking for their own good. Now, Mr. Malfoy has long, blond, hair and appears to be in his early forties. Mrs. Malfoy, in the movie at least, has a good twenty years on him, is graying, wrinkled, and looks like Draco's grandmother. This leads me to the conclusion that Lucius is a TROPHY HUSBAND.
-Speaking of Malfoys, Tom Felton as Draco did a wonderful job acting and was really believable. He also is beginning to look exactly like Jason Isaacs, who pla
'Post War': Part I- 'The visit' - Chapter I'Post War': Part I- 'The visit' - Chapter I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spinner´s End, Cokeworth, Northern England.
Severus put down the book and puffed heavily. It was the sixth time the bloody doorbell had rung.
Probably the teenage delinquents who were in the inconvenient habit of roaming Spinner´s End on occasion. During the past few years, they had been coming over to that abandoned part of town whenever they felt bored or were being chased by the police. As a matter of fact, with the street´s alarming state of decay, most of its houses deserted, it was rather surprising that the juvenile gangster-hopefuls didn´t come around to "visit" more often.
Spinner´s End was after all a perfect hiding place...Nobody better than Severus knew that...
But the fact was that Spinner´s End was ruined to such a degree that not even those little punks took a more than passing interest in it. Sometimes they entered an abandoned house to smoke, played some loud music (that is, if that godawful cacophony could be call
Roxi Interview with MWPP1. How old are you?Roxi Interview with MWPP8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Roxi: I'm seventeen, gonna be eighteen soon in about a month! Yes, boys, you need to get me a pressie! *cute smile*
Roxi: Quite short.
Sirius: Well duh.
Roxi: Shove it mister, you ain't the longest thing on legs either!
3. You got any bad habits?
Roxi: Um, apart from Sirius? Yes, I used to bite my nails and I tuck my wand in my bra strap...
4. You a virgin?
Roxi: Hahaha. *glances at Sirius*
I'll let you work that one out…
5. Who's your mate?
Roxi: These strange little boys right here!
Boys: Wahey!!! Woot!
James: She lovesus!
6. Have any smeets?
Roxi: I don't wanna know what they are.
Boys: *laugh hysterically*
Roxi: What? WHAT?!
7. Favorite food?
Roxi: Chocolate Frogs. They are so fun to play with before you eat them.
8. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Roxi: Mint. It leaves your mouth and breath feeling so refreshed!
- Remember that James for your next chance with Lily. Don't go eati
My name is Tom Riddle and...Ever since I found out that filthy Granger girl was my daughter, things have been so drastically different, I can't even think of how to explain. I suppose she isn't so "filthy" now that I know she was the product of me and that overweight Muggle I met one night while drunk in the Leaky Cauldron. Of course, she always assumed that it was her balding husband that she had conceived that bushy-haired little brat with. I regret the day I ever walked into the Leaky Cauldron to find an unsuspecting Muggle on that dare from Peter Pettigrew. We were both drunk. One thing led to another and nine months later there came news that the fat woman had birthed a child, a girl. Couldn't even have been a boy. And of all the things she could name her, "Hermione." Sounds like something I stepped in, honestly; but, I digress.My name is Tom Riddle and...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I met up with her one day in the Three Broomsticks to have a chat over a few butterbeers. I was disguised, of course. Who would take well to Lord Voldemort taking a jot into a pub to
Killing with Kindness PrologueThird Year Hermione Jean Granger was scowling at her schedule; she hated Divination and really didn't feel like going to class today. She couldn't stand Professor Trelawney and her bogus area of study. Divination wasn't even real magic; it was just guesswork and BS-ing your way through. But, then again, if Harry and Ron had anything to say about it, ALL their classes were just guesswork and BS.Killing with Kindness Prologue3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hermione sighed and pulled the time-turner out of her robes; she'd have to go to class, or face the revocation of her double classes and the time-turner. She began to turn the rotating magical hourglass, but suddenly, Draco Malfoy slammed into her, sending the time-turner into a frenzied spin.
"Crap," Hermione said before the scene around her began rushing backwards. The sun rose and set outside the window to her right and kids rushed to and from in the hallway. Summers came and went, and all the seasons passed in reverse right before her eyes. She had no idea how far she was going to go back, b
Drarry Drabble"Honestly, Draco," Harry said. "You didn't really think we'd be a couple? Like, happily ever after and all that rot?"Drarry Drabble2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Draco couldn't speak for a long time. Yes, that was exactly what he had thought, actually. The way Harry wanted him, it couldn't be anything but true love, could it? Harry had fought his way through the barbs and thorns that Draco had thrown up before him, bleeding both metaphorically and literally. Harry had struggled like a hero and, having won, what else could he want but to enjoy his prize?
A week together, and Harry seemed bored already. "I should get back," he said. "The Ministry, and the Weasleys"
The last word made Draco sick to his stomach. "The Weasleys in general, or just one particular Weasley?" he demanded. Harry pulled on his jeans and his hoodie. Draco sank down on the bed as he watched those hands that had been all over him.
"You knew when this started that it wouldn't last. I told you that."
Yes, he had, but Draco had convinced himself that
Ways to Annoy Severus SnapeHug him. Say you were on strict instructions from Dumbledore to do it.Ways to Annoy Severus Snape6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shout da da da dum whenever he passes by or enters a room.
Look terrified and leave the hall ANYTIME he picks up his spoon at mealtimes.
Dress like him and dye your hair black. Refer to yourself as 'mini-snape'.
When he leans down to inspect your work - Grab your wand, place the tip of it directly between his eyes and shout 'Lumos!'
Ask him why he saved Harry Potter. Ask him every day.
Clap noisily when he finishes telling someone off.
Hide in his chambers at night. Wake him up by jumping up and down on his bed shouting 'Rise and Shine Professor!'
When he leans towards you in class, looming over you and generally looking menacing - reach up, tweak his nose, then twiddle your thumb between your index and forefinger and say 'Got your nose!' triumphantly.
Ask him if he knows who Alan Rickman is.
Make a habit out of grabbing Harry Potter and dragging him into Snape's office by his ears, crying 'Here he is Sir! I've got
An Exclusive InterviewAn Exclusive InterviewAn Exclusive Interview7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Notes: Inspired partially by my fellow parodizer Wendy's filk musical "Hogwarts Story". Contains a few spoilers for "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix".
"Lies, lies, says he's down in the Bahamas
Tries, tries, bangin' little hoochy mammas
No way, none of this is true
Well you see there'll come a day
when the joke's on you, yeah!"
-"Original Prankster" (The Offspring)
"It's not easy being evil,
and evil's what I be"
-"It's Not Easy Being Evil" (Zorak)
As the sun rose over Diagon Alley, an alarm clock went off in the bachelor pad over number ninety-three, Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. A calloused hand immediately swatted the nuisance off the nightstand between the two beds and into the far wall. Being enchanted and quite used to this kind of treatment by now, the clock fell silent.
A muffled groan came from across the room as the other resident peered up from under his pillow. "S'your turn to make breakfast, Fred."
Make Me a Sandwich, WomanAll was quiet on the grounds of Malfoy Manor, and the moon was casting a silver glow through the windows and onto the expensive carpet inside. The time was creeping closer and closer to midnight, and all the Death Eaters, having just moved in to the warm mansion for the winter months, were all in their respective rooms. The Dark Lord had requested silence for the rest of the night, so everyone had just gone to bed, rather than stay up and risk disturbing their master. Suddenly, though, a door at the end of the hallway burst open, and Barty Jr. ran out of his bedroom and into the hall; pulling on his pants as he went. Then, he tore down the hall with all the speed he could muster, "Barty!" Bellatrix Black screeched as she ran out of the bedroom, hot at his heels and a broom in hand, "Get back here! I am so going to kill you!"Make Me a Sandwich, Woman3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Barty laughed and pitched himself faster down the hall. The black-haired witch pushed herself faster, but her black stilettos and silk robe were hinderi
The Wardrobe"Where are we going?" Barty Crouch Jr. asked, stumbling over his legs to catch up to the group.The Wardrobe3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You'll see in a minute," Lucius Malfoy yelled over his shoulder, snaking his arm around Narcissa Black's slender waist. She blushed and giggled in the way all fifteen year-old girls do.
The Hogwarts students were out on a Hogsmead visit and the brilliantly white snow crunched under their feet as they walked up through the forest. Lucius said he had a good idea, so Barty, Bellatrix, Rabastan, Narcissa, and Crabbe all picked up and followed closely. Barty was the only one without a hat, so the wind had blown his shaggy brown hair in all directions, and his face was turning red in the cold wind as he kept tripping over his lanky legs. Being the only Fourth Year in the group, he was sometimes teased about his age, but because he hit a growth spurt early and was the tallest of the group, he got teased for the awkward way he got tangled up in his legs and arms. His favorite teacher, Professor Slu
Harry Potter Head CannonsHead Cannons - I made all of these up myself. If you use one please credit meHarry Potter Head Cannons3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. It was Scorpius's 11th birthday. All he wanted was a pet to take to Hogwarts with him. Draco and Astoria took him to Diagon Alley to get a pet. Scorpius didn't want an owl, a cat or a "lousy toad". A white ferret caught his eye. At first Draco refused and told him to pick something else but Astoria eventually convince him that Scorpius could have a white bouncing ferret. Scorpius never found out why his father hated the idea.
2. Ever since Neville first set eyes on Luna at the Dumbledore's Army meetings, he liked her. He found her interesting and loved the way she saw the world.
3. Ron realized he liked Hermione during the time she was petrified in their second year.
4. Just before Bellatrix died she regretted almost everything she had done. The only thing she regretted the most was not telling her husband how much she really loved him.
5. Harry gave Teddy the marauders map. He felt that, that is what R
Killing loneliness with you"You think it's funny, Potter?" Draco Malfoy's voice sneered across the room. Harry shook his head, desperately trying not to laugh. They were stuck in this room for only several hours now, and already Draco Malfoy had gone completely crazy it seemed. He tried every spell to get the door to open, but it was deadlocked. Draco's last attempt was trying to smash the door open, not even with magic anymore, but just by throwing chairs to the door.Killing loneliness with you3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I guess we just have to accept the fact that we're stuck here Malfoy, at least until someone comes and finds us. And believe me, I find being stuck here with you, just as delightful as you." Harry replied sarcastically.
"I will not just sit and wait, Potter!" Draco sneered back, yet again failing at an attempt at breaking the door open with a chair. Harry shrugged his shoulders and sat down with his back against the wall. If he was stuck here with Malfoy, he could at least use the opportunity to make fun of him.
"Argh!" Draco screamed out in agon
The Last HorcruxLord Voldemort was standing in a large room of the Riddle House in front of the majority of his Death Eaters, staring them down and contemplating his next sentence. Barty Crouch Jr. was standing at the front of the group next to Bellatrix Lestrange, and he was leaning on his toes in anticipation to what his Master was going to request of him next. He couldn't sit still in the silence and he was fingering the edge of his leather jacket nervously. Bella was doing the same next to him, her black fingernails digging into the lace frills of her dress. No one spoke, no one moved. Everyone just waited for their instructions, like normal.The Last Horcrux3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Dark Lord ran his fingers through his smooth, brown hair and said, "As you all know, I have several Horcruxes tucked away in safe places, but I require another. One a little closer to home." He paused and scanned the crowd before saying, "Who would volunt"
Before he even got the rest of the sentence out of his mouth, Barty's hand was in the air and
Tonks and Lupin: Until the Very EndHallows EveTonks and Lupin: Until the Very End3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On Halloween Tonks had to work.
And work that day was another load of brutally boring reports to file...Tonks and Kingsley were both in charge of the filing, because Voldemort's Minister puppet, Pius Thicknesse, knew they wouldn't carry out the cruel, unfair missions, raids, and arrests that the Ministry made these days; those jobs were given to only the most "trusted" Aurors.
Tonks loathed the paperwork, and could have probably done some sort of magic to make it go faster, but she'd taken to glancing over the search warrants, etc. so that she could inform the Order, who would in turn, warn the person the warrant was for so they could go into hiding.
Kingsley had taken to doing the same; it didn't feel like much. All around them Voldemort's grip on everything in their world tightened continually.
In that retrospect, it wasn't much, but it was saving people.
And if that was all they could do, then thank God they could at least do that much.
This routine had been the one tha
92.Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins"Oh great. Slytherins." A fourth year Ravenclaw sighed, turning towards her friends in a weak attempt not to be noticed by the group of purebloods heading their way.92.Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Well well, what have we here boys?" the oldest of the Slytherins, a fifth year named Gareth Tripe, sneered, approaching the group with his friends. "A gathering of Ravenclaws, and outside the library too. How rare. I thought you lot burst into flames or something if you got too far away from your precious books between classes."
"Shove off Tripe." the girl said with a roll of her eyes. "We can barely understand you anyway. Stupidity doesn't translate well."
Tripe's smirk slipped and he grabbed the girl's bag, emptying its contents onto the corridor floor. Him and his friends started rifling through the scattered items, now splattered with ink from broken bottles, finally coming away, looking extremely smug, with a thick leather bound book.
"Careful what you say Miller. Wouldn't want something happening to this now would y