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Zim had left work around 5. He didn't take the alleyways; not wanting to get in a fight, killed, or raped, because now he had something to look forward to in life.
Once Zim got to his apartment, he walked in, unsure of what to do next. Once he walked into his house, he smelled...Hamburgers? Once Zim had smelled himself, he realized it was him. He smelled of work.
Zim didn't want to smell like work when he went out with Dib. But why should it matter? They are friends, just hanging out normally...no reason to get fancy. However, Zim had the need to look his best; but why? It bugged the alien a bit.
Zim shook it off and took a quick shower. Because it was a human shower and it used water, he had to cover his body in paste before going in. His soap also had paste in it. Surprisingly, it left Zim's very clean and soft after.
Zim got dressed in a tight dark purple V-neck shirt and black skinny jeans with red converse. This was Zim's normal wear, but at least he looked well enough for Dib. Ho
Fix My Life_23Fix My Life_233 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim purred, standing up and walking over to Dib. "I know I shouldn't do this here...but we are alone and the waitress is in the back." Zim pulled Dib's chair out and sat in his lap. His front facing the human's as Zim wrapped his arms around Dib's neck.
Dib watched Zim in curiosity as the alien got up and began moving his chair. Suddenly the irken's tiny frame was on top of Dib, wrapping his arms around the human. Dib couldn't help the gasp from his lips and when he felt Zim's tongue against his sensitive skin, the human yelped a bit but reminded himself of what he had to do, what he had to be like in order to win!
"Too much Dib? Because I can stop....But of course...I don't wanna." Zim purred, licking Dib's neck teasingly.
Slowly but surely, Dib roamed his hands around Zim's back, keeping him in place. Dib found himself smirking. "I told you I'd be able to handle what you threw at me, even if you throw yourself at me, alien."
Zim had a strong feeling he had just fucked up their friend
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared of sex but wanted it too. The 20 year old felt less like a loser.
"Sorry for the touchy subject, I know how it makes you humans feel." Zim said, staring at Dib with content eyes. He wondered if Dib would ever have feelings for him romantically. Ever wanted to kiss him, or maybe have sex with him. But Zim didn't care about sex...he would actually just
Fix My Life_22Fix My Life_223 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After more scary pop-ups and flinches from the alien, the movie ended as it showed the credits. Zim sighed and stood up, stretching his arms out and groaning but he smiled satisfied and quite goofy as well.
"Mmm...That was a great movie." Zim said, arms over his head as he heard his back pop quite loudly. Dib stretched as well with a yawn. The movie was good but watching with Zim was sooo much better.
"Hope you didn't mind me laying all over you...it's just me trying to get in your pants. I wasn't scared." Zim joked with his goofy and overly joyful smile.
Dib blushed madly, shifting his weight nervously. He knew it was a joke but for him, it was something he kind of wanted, despite his fear of intimacy. It was different with Zim yet it was so foreign wanting someone so bad.
Zim saw Dib get a bit nervous, shifting on his feet and blushing. The alien sighed and dropped his arms. "Ya know Dib, if my flirting makes you feel uncomfortable, Zim can stop." Zim said, reassuringly.
Dib's eyes w
Fix My Life__20Fix My Life__203 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim caught onto Dib's flirting, after giving him a bit of a confused look for a bit. Zim realized that strawberries were a 'sexual' thing, he had learned somewhat about it on T.V. Zim purred at Dib teasingly. "Oh, I could top that." He purred seductively, tapping his shoulder. He really meant 'I could tap that', another sexual joke he knew. Oh the T.V. was horrible for his mind, and he knew it.
"I think we should get some whip cream and waaarm fudge to drip...all over your sexy body, Dib-Baby." Zim purred, licking at his lips as he leaned into Dib a bit more with half lidded eyes. Zim rolled his tongue out, showing off how long it really was as he curled it up in the air before slithering it back in his mouth. "Not like you wouldn't want this long amazing tongue to slither alll over your body."
Zim loved teasing Dib, and the strange part was...it felt so natural to do so. Flirting and talking a bit dirty to Dib felt normal. How odd? Zim thought to himself. Why was it so natural to him
Selfish 3My body was being jerked and something kept moving against my face. To keep my warm and comfy position, I began to hold the moving object still while muttering 'stop moving' into the squishy fabric. I felt the fleshy object clench and make a quick lunge forward with a grunt then I recognized it as Zim.Selfish 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My eyes tried to open but I was being suffocated by...Zim's stomach!? I grabbed and pulled at Zim's back. I was only half awake but everything around me was moving violently. Gir's historical screams became much louder as my senses were awakening. Suddenly I rolled onto the floor of the voot cruiser. It all happened so fast I couldn't react.
"Ah!" I uttered before hitting the cold floor.
Just as quickly as the first jolt of action from the ship, another move was yanking the ship to the right. I sled down the hard floor to have my ass in contact with the wall; it didn't help that the blanket was of a silky material.
I looked up where Zim was sitting, he was upside down since my head was a
Fix My Life_25Fix My Life_253 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib headed to the table where the broken SIR unit lay. It was a sorry sight indeed. It just wasn't Gir; he was such a lively character despite his retardation.
After studying the robot, Dib sat on Zim's couch and patiently waited for the alien to join him.
Zim sat down on the couch with Dib, holding his hand as he looked at GIR. He sighed disappointingly, then looked back at Dib with weak smile.
"So...What do you want to do?" He asked, a bit shyly.
Dib looked at Zim curiously. "Whatever you want to do." he said with a smirk, suddenly the alien was shy, so cute.
Zim blushed. "Heh...well...I have some ideas." He said, leaning into Dib a bit, snuggling into his side and resting his head on his shoulder. "I-I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable."
Dib snuggled up to the alien and hummed lightly to himself. "Of course not, I hope you don't mind just laying like this for a bit..." the human said dreamily, loving the feeling of Zim against him. It was such a wonderful feeling and Dib wanted
.:Fix My Life:..:Fix My Life:.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast food place, which he hated.
"Zim! You better not fail at this! Take the people's orders, and DON'T bad talk them or you're FIRED!" shouted Zim's boss before he disappeared behind the kitchen to yell at the other people working there. Zim huffed at the cranky old fart.
"Yeah...that won't keep me from bad talking you, you motherfucking ass." Zim mumble
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Zim went to work, all covered in pink and purple, confusing some workers but mostly costumers of why someone would dress like that in heavy rain. It wasn't a snow storm.
Zim went into the back room, stripping off his extra layers of clothing, setting them on a bench. In the back room were some lockers for clothing if they needed to change at all or store any other luggage. All of the workers had them, but some didn't use them, like Zim. But Zim only used them when it was raining or snowing.
Liz came into the very small locker room, watching Zim undressed from his pink and purple rain gear. "You puzzle me Zim. Sometimes I wonder if you are even a male." Liz walked off to get to work.
Zim shook his head, taking off his pink hat and fixing his wig. "Shut up." He mumbled under his breath as he stored all his clothes in the small locker.
Dib finally got to his work office and sat down and noticed a note on his desk that said 'L+D' with a heart around it.
Dib scowled at the note and crumpled
SelfishI looked out the window as it began to rain. I frowned a bit and looked in Zim's direction. Zim too was wearing a frown, it was a bigger frown than mine. Water severely burned the alien's green skin and I wondered what it felt like to burn when water hit your skin but didn't want to experience it at all.Selfish3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I went back to doodling on my page. Lately me and Zim had been hanging out, mostly out of boredom. I have nothing better to do but study Zim and Zim was having a 'break' from destroying the world so we settled on a neutral agreement to hang out after school. I was ok with it, I mean at first I was suspicious -very suspicious- but Zim was uncaring of my suspicion and eventually it wore off.
On nice days, we would go out to eat at fast food places and I would gorge on whatever I bought while Zim just watched in pure disgust. At one point Zim demanded that I actually chew my food at least 10 times before I swallowed it. I argued with him about it and told him 'you're not the boss of me' a
Fix My Life__14Fix My Life__143 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same old shit. I don't really care about him, we don't keep in touch at all. I tried but it gets awkward so I stopped a year ago and he never bothered to call me so he can go fuck contaminated bacterium for all I care." Dib said sourly as he fiddled with a wrapper on the table.
The 20 year old felt like crying since he hated bad mouthing his fat
Fix My Life__17Fix My Life__173 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim sat down on the bench, looking up at Dib as he thought about the exploding rock candy in his mouth. He began to giggle, from a horrible yet funny thought he had of Dib and himself. Soon, that giggling turned into a chuckle, to an almost insane laugh.
Zim held his hands over his mouth to try and quiet himself. "I-I'm sorry! Zim is...Sorry..!" He laughed, as he sat there. "I...I was thinking of something...quite embarrassing." He giggled with a blush.
Dib watched as Zim's laughs gradually increase in volume. Perhaps the alien had lost it? Or maybe this is some sort of evil plan Zim had made up this whole time? Zim always used to burst out laughing due to some maniacal plan.
"What's so embarrassing about it, alien?" Dib said suspiciously, watching the alien cautiously.
Zim blushed as his laughing stopped to only smile at Dib shyly. "Well, Zim thought it would be funny...and kinda entertaining if, ehehe...we made out while we had pop rocks in our mouths. Like some love explodey battle
Fix My Life_21Fix My Life_213 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the movie theater it was dark, despite the previews playing. Dib frantically looked for a place to sit with his alien friend, alone but it was difficult with all the people there. It was a fairly new, and good, horror movie so Dib sadly understood why there were so many humans.
Dib wondered if Zim was ok with all these people in one place at once but then he remembered that the alien worked at a fast food restaurant. A good one at that. So the
alien must be used to all these humans...
Dib on the other hand, not so much. In fact the human was beginning to panic a little. He got like this on crowded buses too. Dib didn't want Zim to notice his paranoia but it was hard since the room was so crowded.
The human squeezed Zim's hand tightly as he dragged the alien up the raised seats, trying to get to the top corner. There was a family there in the same row but Dib walked passed them in the row and claimed the very back with a heavy sigh.
Zim blushed when Dib held and squeezed his hand. Ho
Fix My life__15Fix My life__153 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib probably spent too much time in the restaurant with Zim but the human didn't give a damn! Technically, he had a date with Zim! Even though they were just friends and Zim didn't want to date...a lonely 20 year old could dream.
When Dib entered the building, he went straight to his boss' office to have the recites checked and the black haired male could work on the decorations.
Mr. Buary seemed pleased with the items Dib picked out and approved the recites and let Dib go.
Happy with how this day was going, Dib happily went to work on the decorations. It wasn't like he was behind on anything but he wanted to begin right away so laziness wouldn't be an issue later on.
Dib started with the white and yellow tinsel and placed them where they best suited; desks, door frames, windows and the tables for the party, which were already laid out in the conference room.
Dib's co-worker, Logan caught Dib decorating and encouraged the black haired male, making Dib smile nervously. Logan was an extr
My Alien part 4Zadr! No like then no read!My Alien part 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alright everyone! Time for dodge ball!" The teacher called and then narrowed his eyes. "Zim no sneaking out!" He snapped and Irken cursed and jumped off the window sill. Zim sighed and glared at the orange balls that were sitting on the floor, oh how he hated this game. 'I refuse to get hit today!' He thought and shook his fist making a few students scoot away from him. Dib sighed deeply frowned at their teacher. He wasn't too thrilled about playing the game ether.
"Great just another game people are going to try and hurt me in.." Dib muttered and pushed his glasses higher up on his nose. The teacher set up the teams and for once Zim and Dib were on the same one. Everyone went to their spots and the teacher stepped off to the side to keep out of the way.
"Alriiight BEGIN!" He yelled and blew his whistle, the teens then rushing forward to grab balls and started throwing them at each other. Zim right away had to lean to the left to avoid a ball that
SoulsDib is typing away on his laptop and the sound of the keys ticking away into the still warm air helps Zim think; about himself.Souls3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim sits comfortably on the soft sofa that is morphing around his weight and the alien wears an almost vacant look on his face, he is definitely thinking; about Dib.
The apartment is new, just like their relationship. It is hard to say where, why or how it all happened, one thing lead to another and another and another and so on. But it's safe to say that Dib is liable for realizing their change in behaviour. Thus, they find themselves on the rollercoaster of love. And Zim was still thinking; about death.
One can say that it is a horrible way of starting something as beautiful as a blossoming love and they can say that it will ruin the tender relationship that is just forming but Zim says that what needs to be said, needs to be said. It's Dib's decision on how he reacts to Zim's choice of action.
"Yeah?" Dib turns around on his lime green plastic
I'm Irken Now? chapter 1I'm Irken Now? chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Do I look like Jhonen
Summary: During a battle with Zim in his lab Dib is accidently stuck with a needle that turns him Irken in a span of 12 hours. ZaDr, Possible Mpreg Characters around 16-17
"You won't get away with it this time Zim!" Dib yelled.
"Oh? And Why do you say that Dib-stink?" Zim yelled back.
A fight had been happening down in the lab of the base that belonged to an Irken named Zim. This was a normal routine that had been going on between the two for the past seven years or so. The Irken was here to invade, sort of; his leader's true intentions were to send the idiot into vast space. Hoping that instead of finding a planet; he would just be in space till he was to die. Unfortunately Earth was in his way and he just landed on our little planet and has come to Invade. The Defective Irken, within twenty-four hours had instantly gotten an enemy in a human named Dib.
Dib had the whole world on his shoulders, not just figuratively, but literally as well yo
Where To Spend The Holidays- ZaDrBecause of Dad's hatred of Santa, my family doesn't really celebrate Christmas. That's putting it lightly. One time I brought in a Christmas tree ornament we made at school and Dad blew up.Where To Spend The Holidays- ZaDr3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Not that my Dad's craziness ever stops me and Gaz from having a great time! Sort of. I normally get Gaz a present of some sort and deliver it to her door. Then I run away before she comes out with MY present. I learned on year one of our tradition to never wait around for her to get to that door. I still have nightmares, sometimes.
This year Gaz went to her friend's house for Christmas Eve. (Yes, friend. It shocked me too.) And it's not like I want to stay around and listen to Dad's rambling about how truly evil the big jolly man really is all by myself. So I took off to Zim's.
Why did I pick Zim? Well, even though he hates me, he at least talks to me. And I think his dog-robot thing likes me. The combination of attention from an insulting green alien and a neurotic green dog thing would be WA
Eating Away My Soul- Chapter 1 - ZaDrEating Away My Soul- Chapter 1 - ZaDr2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Waking up with a headache was not one of the most pleasant things in the world. But it's possible because someone always has to find out the persons motives to proceed further. He's used it by now and now is not the time to be complaining. He groans into his pillow as he hand hits the annoying sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears. He sat up slowly and stood up from his dark blue sheeted bed and looks at the mirror from across the room. His hair was a complete mess from last night, that horrible fight with his white bandages around his chest. The boy shudders at the thought, tracing an index finger across a long scar from the many fights that they both had dealt with.
Everything that they've done was just a complete waste of the humans time, though he doesn't realize it... yet. Noticing he hasn't placed on his glasses, a hand reaches over to grab it, closing his eyes and slowly places it on. He opens his hazel eyes slowly and frowns at the sight. Just as he saw bef
Fix My Life_27Fix My Life_273 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Going back to Zim, the human sat playfully on the boy's lap ad planted a forceful kiss on him. "You are my alien now." Dib said with a toothy grin.
Zim smiled holding Dib tightly in his lap. "You fool." He nuzzled into his neck and purred affectionately.
"And actually," Zim began with a small giggle. "I think I caught you for once, because to the looks of things, you don't want to leave." Zim scratched at Dib's back, and planted small gentle kisses to his neck. "I can walk you to the bus stop if you want Diblet...Don't want you to be too tired when you get home." Zim held Dib tightly in a hug, not really wanting him to go.
Dib shivered at the feeling of long, sharp talons caressing his back. "Mmmm...you're right, if I had a set of work clothes here, I'd be in bed with you already." the black haired boy laughed but then blushed. "Cuddling though...not...not like...you know...yeah..."
When Zim asked to walk to Dib to the bus stop, the human smiled. "If you want to, I'd like that." and st
Popularity101 - pt 1Popularity101 - pt 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
A/N: After months of contemplation, an RP between myself and =tehgamesayshi. See the artist's description for more information. Enjoy!
Dib cautiously snuck up to Zim's house, trying to evade the glares of the creepy garden gnomes. How could anybody in even their right alien mind put those things in their yard?! Reaching the glowing house, Dib glanced into the window to see what kind of activity was a-happening inside.
Zim was sitting on the purple couch along side his crazy SIR unit, GIR. Clutched in his two fingers was a dip snack. The alien dipped in a strange white stick and put it in his mouth, as did GIR. They were watching some show about diarrhea. "GIR, I only hope this does NOT provoke you to do something insane... though I digress, knowing you." Zim muttered.
"YEW gots da diarrhea too?"
"NO, GIR. Filthy hyoomans and their filthy waste disposal methods..."
Dib clutched his stomach, remembering the massive diarrhea attack he had just the other day after Proffessor Membrane o
Fix My Life_28Fix My Life_283 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib woke up the next day feeling groggy as usual. He got out of bed, washed his face in an attempt to wake himself up and made pancakes for himself. He had time to spare and wished he had Zim's phone number since the alien was probably up by now...but that reminded the human that he told Zim he'd ask his dad for help with Gir.
The black haired male nervously looked at the phone, debating whether he should call now or not. Now was better than later and Membrane would be up at this time. Dib swore he father never slept.
And to be honest...Dib missed his dad...so the male picked up the phone and dialed his old home phone number, praying the man would pick up.
"Hello?" came Membrane's strong voice.
"Hi, dad." Dib said nervously.
"Son?" Membrane said in slight shock.
"Yeah, it's me, Dib...how've you been lately?" Dib asked.
"Good, Good, haven't heard from you in some time Dib!" Membrane said with a light laugh.
"Well, you could call me anytime, you know!" Dib said in an irritated voice but
Fix My Life__10Fix My Life__103 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was Thursday morning and Dib was brushing his teeth and was about to get dressed in the same attire as usual which was nice but kind of boring after a while.
ib woke up early everyday so he could make breakfast. It wasn't much, just eggs with grilled cheese and a glass of milk; nothing special since Dib wasn't much of a cook. His dinner last night was simply pasta.
The 20 year old could cook but it never tasted amazing but good enough to eat. He did plan to teach himself better recipes at some point, maybe this weekend.
Then Dib remembered that he had to decorate for the party and groaned. Decorating the whole office was going to be a bitch so Dib might as well go to the party. He didn't have to but why would he decorate the entire place and not go to the party? The concept seemed stupid in his opinion. Dib didn't want to go and be surrounded by all these people he knew but still feel alone.
To lighten Dib's mood, he thought about seeing Zim again but it also made him nervous a li