Lost and Found"Tell me again where we're going, lass?"Lost and Found2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Mrrsizha chuckled. "I never told you in the first place, Brynjolf." He grunted irritably in response and she shot him a grin over her shoulder. "You'll see."
He exhaled softly, an exasperated not-quite-sigh, but didn't push, and for that Mrrsizha was grateful. She hadn't told Brynjolf their destination for a reason: she didn't think he'd be very happy about it.
The Khajiit's ears perked as they rounded the cliff and she stopped short, holding up a hand. Brynjolf made a questioning sound, stopping just behind her. "Lass?"
"The lantern." Mrrsizha didn't carry a lantern--she didn't need one, even in the blackest of nights--but Brynjolf did, lacking her feline night-vision. Oh, he could see well enough in the dark--any thief worth their salt could--but he preferred not to impair his vision in the wilds, if he could help it. It was all too easy for Skyrim's wildlife to sneak up on you in the dark.
He didn't answer her, but after a moment the light fr
Humorous Religion Questions 2Humorous Religious questions 2Humorous Religion Questions 23 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
1. If a drunk person randomly comes into your church meeting during a prayer and starts yelling who-knows-what, how do you respond?
A. Grab something to throw at him to shut him up.
B. Loudly shush him and then go back to folding your arms.
C. Laugh out loud from the crazy scenario.
D. Just be quiet and be reverent and try your best to patiently wait.
E. Jump out of your seat and tackle the guy or push him out of the room.
F. Some other answer
2. You feel like you're about to cry during your talk/testimony what do you do?
A. You cry anyway, holding nothing back.
B. Hold back your tears because you hate crying in public no matter how long it takes for the feeling to go away.
C. Sniffle and blink for a few
An Improbable AffairMale weight gain, belly stuffing, belly worship.An Improbable Affair6 years ago in Erotic More Like This
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An Improbable Affair
Based on Liesisvies drawing #40
Lizzy stared longingly from the back row of the lecture hall. It was a warm June afternoon and she was in the last week of her introductory Psychology class at State U. Dr. Dutch (Thomas Dutch she signed to herself quietly, not that she had ever gotten up the nerve to call him Thomas!) was lecturing at the whiteboard, reviewing Freudian theories for the upcoming final exam.
As a Culinary Arts student, Lizzy was taking this class for her general education requirements and she hadn't been too excited about it to begin with. However, Thomas - as she liked to refer to him in her thoughts - was intelligent, interesting and had a very dry, self-deprecating sense of humor. He almost always had a big smile on his face and would often tease his students when they said something silly. &
Chocolate Please Chapter 1- Germany x Reader ficChocolate Please Chapter 1- Germany x Reader fic2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Day 15 of January
After dropping off from the Bus stop, you found yourself in the very front of a huge house; your eyes squinted up to the details of the well maintained front yard. Three dog houses were positioned well and placed in near front door. You swallowed a bit imagining what kind of dogs that the old man had.
"Wow the front yard is big!I hope they don't bite at sight "Your wristwatch says 7:14am you thought it is too early.
"I was too excited. Who knows if he is going to accept me umm let's get this over with." You composed yourself first and took few deep breaths."Calm down and let's hope that this is the right address."Now looking at the piece of paper you were holding now, you gathered all your wits and raised your finger towards the bell. Above the bell the sign says "Beilschmidt", your finger was few centimeters closer to the button, your index finger jerked to stop and a thought popped in.
Decembersville Ch. 7Chapter 7: No way outDecembersville Ch. 75 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Sophia woke up in a zany wooden room consisting of metal-plated dolls and scraps of tin all sliced open. She slowly rose up from under the covers and just stared into the space. For some strange reason, she felt more confused than frightened. Where was she just now? She remembered it was dark and there was a lot of cold water. It felt weird and she hated it.
How h-how are you feeling? said a pretty familiar voice. Sophia sighted all over the bedroom but didnt see a thing. Her confusion heightened and she instantly called out without hesitation, Where are you?
The voice paused for a while then it spoke once more.
Are you okay? Is everything all right?
Sophia decided to answer the phantom voice quickly to avoid any problems that would become bigger than the dilemma she was in already, &
I Send My SpiritI Send My Spirit5 years ago in Other More Like This
I send my spirit
The power comes from a higher source
Just for you
Calm and comfort
In times of pain
Lightning and thunder
Through this rain
Let it fall
Don't hold your tears
Your wounds must be cleansed
And be able to heal
I send my spirit
Accept the warmth
Do not hide in the cold
I will try my best
From young to old
Do not worry
There is a cause
Through time and space
All is not lost
And if you must
Bite my tail
So you may pull yourself up
I am here
Do not forget
Even when not near
I send my spirit
Don't..."Well, what do I see 'ere? Isn't it lill' Nette burnin' up somethin' very important from me desk? An' isn't it 'er parent's, ceerin' on? What's the meanin' of this? Antionette, Nette..."Don't...4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When did we meet?
Was it less then two months ago?
Under th' tree in middle o' nowhere we greet
I help, I protect, I try ta be good
An' this's how ye repay me?!
I took ye in as an artist, kid
But ye slid open th' Pandora box's lid
If ye had stayed an artist ye would be
Kiddo, how many mistakes can one make
How many promises can one break
Before it comes back ta haunt ye 'till yer dead?
Well, go ahead!
I just ask ye of one more thing
Don't tell, don't speak, don't run!
Don't tell anyone about what ye've found 'ere
Don't speak o' what this circus's filled with
Don't try ta run away from us 'ere!
I can't tell ye how ta live yer life
Ye burned the contract we made,
It's crushin' me black, corrupted heart
But I'm not all that mad... Yet.
So why don't ye just forget what ye seen
What ye heard and wha
Family issuesA wet, bloodstained jacket was thrown carelessly to the ground, before its owner steadily sank into a chair. Home sweet home... the demon sighed, loosening his tie and smiling in relief. Students were getting harder and harder to find, and they got more and more stubborn with each century. Or that was what he claimed. The truth is, Voltaire was simply getting older. He may have been immortal at some point, but ever since his soul had bonded with the watch he was gradually aging; Those last hundred and fifty years have particularly worn him down.Family issues5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bowler hat lazily tilted over his drooping eyes, he sat there mulling over the past events, occasionally letting out an amused chuckle, until he started to drift off to sleep. He was just about to enter a deep slumber
Unfortunately he was interrupted by a sudden crash from the next room.
What in the world..? he soon got off the chair, grabbing his cane and silently heading to the room.
Decembersville Ch. 4Chapter 4: HuntersDecembersville Ch. 45 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The pub was torn apart as if a war took place within its center; the windows were broken into bitty shards of glass, the tables were overturned and scratched up, and the floorboards were wet with vermillion. The only living creatures standing around were but about fifteen human beings, all clad in black and red costumes and holding strange, twisted up metal guns; silver glitter dripped down the metallic surface. A lady walked in, wearing the most detailed costume out of all the silent murderers and therefore making it obvious that she was their leader.
Her skin was a bright white and she had a thin but strong appearance. Her clothes were that of a soldiers costume only in red and black trends along with a dark long-coat with the initials W.C ridded in silver on the back. Her hair was long, gelled black and curly plus her eyes were a whitish gray; clear enough to pierce through your soul. She walk
Decembersville Ch. 14Chapter 14: Sophia, officially framedDecembersville Ch. 145 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Count Merry-Go-Round was gardening. Yup. The sorrowful, brooding, violent-hearted vampire was outside in the caged-in garden watering the flowers. He was wearing a tightly-woven sun hat and a long, almost cute, pink garden apron with a daisy print on it (I beg you, dont ask). The garden was small yet colorful and it was located right outside the orchestra room, meaning the garden was elevated off the ground from the entrance of the castle. It was also caged in by tall, black metal bars made to look like a very thin fence that surrounded the little garden to make it look like you were trapped in a small square room. The sky was open to it, meaning snow still entered. Merry was actually humming a happy tune while watering the flowers. He was just about done when he heard his doorbell ring down below. He put the watering pail down and went back into the orchestra room. Then he exi
Decembersville Ch. 17Decembersville Ch. 175 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Chapter 17 Traitors
Thirteen is hiding her and I know it! Chimabell jumped up from behind Camparas tea chair, causing her to choke on her tea and fall out of her seat in extreme surprise. Hes got her, hes got her, hes got her, got her, got her! Am I good or what!
Campara recovered then threw the tea pot at her little brothers head. It didnt miss. He laughed as it shattered against his skull and he fell to the gray carpet floor, giggling like a girl scout. Internal brain damage cant change my conclusions, sister dear! Thirteens got Sophia and hes hiding her from us cool guys!
Thir-? His name was ZERO, you little idiot, Bella said as he loomed over his sibling who was lying down on his back happily. He kicked Chimabells head toughly.
Aww, go ahead and kick me. As if a tea set wasn
NightmaresAnnatier was walking slowly passed the many cubicles in the dimly lit office building. She was making notes on her clipboard as she observed her employees, who were tapping away at their computers. A lot of Others worked in the building, tracking, creating, and distributing nightmares.Nightmares7 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Just then, a Schizophrenic Other piped up, waving to get Anna's attention. On his screen was a simple map of Smilesville.
"Yes?" Annatier said apathetically.
"Ma'am, we got some traffic in Smilesville blocking the ways to Cotton Street and Deadlock Road," he replied. Annatier's eyes narrowed.
"What's the cause of it?" she hissed.
"We're not sure," the Other replied, "but we believe it has to do with the new Dream Mill that was recently built near the Blapple Orchard. We think it's blowing the Nightmare Mist away."
"Who exactly is unaffected by the Nightmare Mist?"
"Um..." The Other twiddled his thumbs nervously. "It's... Reitanna Seishin, ma'am..." Annatier's yellow eye turned scarlet, and she gritted he
Reasons To Hate Maths1. Maths is a subject that takes everyday life, and turns it into something so complicated that almost no-one can understand it.Reasons To Hate Maths3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
2. Most people find maths so boring that they are driven insane, every lesson.
3. The majority of maths is absulutely POINTLESS. For example, the only time algebra is used is when you are being taught it, or if you are a teacher of it!
4. Even maths that is generally accepted as being highly useful, is only useful if your brain is predisposed to be able to deal with it! Unlike mine.
5. IN GENERAL, maths teachers are much more evil than teachers of good subjects such as English. As if the subject itself wasn't bad enough, the teacher makes the lessons hell for all pupils.
6. And just when we think we've escaped, maths homework kicks in. So you end up tearing your hair out at home instead. Maths tries to take over our lives!!
7. Maths lowers students' self-esteem and makes them feel like their best is not ever good enough.
8. And worst of all, MATHS IS AGAINST
Decembersville Ch. 15Chapter 15: The UnderesidenceDecembersville Ch. 155 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Trust me on this one, my good readers: The Underesidence is NOT a nice place to be. It just isn't. Sadly, that's where Melloni Collie led our little group of misfits to. It was one thirty Downtown when the swindler slyly and carefully led the others into a very tight alleyway. It was unnoticeable and had a dead end as well. Zero quietly raised a question "W-wait where are we going? Because, I-I really don't see how--"
"Cool it, Edward Scissorhands. I know what I'm doing so just shaddup," their guide whispered back. Sophia seemed a little intrigued for some strange reason. Tin was behind her gripping her shoulders and shaking cowardly. "Okay, kids. Come in a little closer. We all want to go through this thing."
"What thing? A secret passage?" Sophia asked curiously. Mellon laughed cutely and said, "Kind of, sweet thing. Kind of
Top 10 Transformers DeathsTop 10 Transformers Deaths5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
10. "I'll kill you...Mine...All Spark!"
Who?=Megatron, Transformers (2007 movie)
Why?=Megatron's greed and ambition was driving him mad, reducing him to a psychopathic beast with no concern other than the All Spark. Chilling
9. "Can't... pull in... any more fragments... only... one way..."
Who?rowl, Animated, 2009, episode "Endgame Part 2"
Why?rowl gave up his spark, which was his soul, not just his life, in order to shield the city of Detroit from the self-destruction of weapon of mass destruction. It was noble and selfless.
8. "In all my life, I've never done a thing worthy 'til now... Optimus, take my parts, and discover a power greater than you'll ever know! Fulfill your destiny...!"
Who?=Jetifire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 2009
Why?=Jetfire had been stuck on earth for hundreds of years, unable to prevent the plans of the Fallen further. So, on the verge of dying, rips out his spark and allows a newly resurrected Prime to use his power. There is dying. And then there
Transformers: Innocent Lost-Innocence Lost-Transformers: Innocent Lost7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sparkling was loud. Barricade didnt like loud sparklings; they ruined the whole orn. This particular sparkling was louder than the other sparklings and that was enough to make Barricade dislike him. The supervisors were busy with the younglings that the loud sparkling, Bumblebee, had woken with his electronic shrieks. None of them could attend to him; nap time at the Youth Sectors nursery was quickly hurtling into chaos.
Barricade took it upon himself to fix things and walked over to the sparkling. He fixed the screeching Bumblebee with a glare before telling him simply to shut up. Surprisingly, the sparkling did. Bumblebee looked at Barricade with wide blue optics, looking all the world as confused and innocent as one of their kind did when they were first brought online. Barricade knew better; he was at least eight thousand years older than the sparkling, who couldnt have been more than two thousand. He had seen more than one sparkling attempt
Advanced Profile JokressPhysicalAdvanced Profile Jokress4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Caroline or Jokress
Meaning of their full name: Caroline means Free man, while Jokress is an easier way of Jokeress.
Why did their parents name them this?: Her mother named her Caroline because the young Englishwoman liked the sound of the name. The closest to a shurname she has is "of Terrance Hollow" or "of CageTerrance Hollow".
Why did you, their creator name them this?: I named her Caroline because i like the name, but her name Jokress was a try to make a more feminine form of Joker.
Title(Mr./Mrs./Lord/Lady/Sir/): Miss, former Lady
Why they have that as a nickname: Her teacher began calling her it because he said she looked like a little jokeress, but he couldn't get it completely right. She took it as her name after his death by her hand, to honour his memory.
Do they like their nicknames?: She likes it.
Realm/Universe: A alternative universe alike ours, just add i
Transformers- Mistletoe I still dont get what the heck this stuff is.Transformers- Mistletoe6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I believe its some kind of plant.
I know its a plant, but what kind? And why is it hanging over the door of the rec room?
I dont really want to know.
Aquablast and Ratchet were discussing in the hallway about an odd plant hanging over the rec room door way. Aquablast had wondered if the twins had put it there for an evil purpose, or Decepticons had managed to infiltrate the base and it was some kind of weapon.
Ratchet had just explained that it was some kind of plant that had to do with Christmas. And there was a good chance that the twins had put it up for an evil purpose.
Aquablast, therefore not knowing what it was, kept clear away from the rec room for at least half of the day, even to miss the television shows that she would normally watch, and the Christmas specials.
Wheres Aquablast? I havent seen her all day, Optimus said fi
Death DateDeath Date4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There wasn't everyday one could see the owner of the Truthful Lolita cafe openly crying. Not the crocodile tears she shed as her boyfriends died, but real tears. Jester was holding her mother's hand tightly, and even Clovis was quiet.
Some people stopped when they saw the three.
They where in front of a very old grave. It was beautifully decorated and looked like it was a rich person buried there.
It was the 13th April, a day Jokress hated with her whole being, even more then she loathed Valentines day.
The death-date of her sister, Cynthia. For around 700 years ago, that day, she had killed her own sister. She regretted that now, but there was nothing she could do to change it. She couldn't revive anyone.
"Mom...", Jester spoke up, a bit unsure.
Jokress looked down at her daughter. "What is it, Jester darling?", she asked sweetly, forcing up a smile.
"Is something wrong? You're crying..."
Jokress sat down so she got into her daughters height and looked into the green eyes of the child
XepherJazz looked up at the sound of a rhythm traveling through the walls. He looked over at Prowl. What is that?Xepher5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Prowl shrugged. I think theyre playing a video game.
Jazz stood up and left the room, Prowl behind him. When they reached the main room, they found Bumblebee and Jetfire standing on a large platform with blue and red arrows on it. There was a screen up with a bar of arrows pointing in different directions. Jetstorm and Sari sat on the couch behind them, betting on who would win.
Whatre you doin? Jazz asked.
Bumblebee and Jetfire are playing DDR on expert. Sari replied. And Bumblebee is going to win. She added to Jetstorm, who was about to retort when Bumblebee shushed him.
Its starting! The song started out slowly and the two didnt do anything.
Doesnt look very fun. Jazz commented, but Prowl waved his hand.
Wait for it. Multicolored arrows that match
Murphy's Law of RatchetMurphy's Law of Ratchet9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to shove my arc welder down his throat and then I'm going to kill him.
It was school safety week, whatever the slag that meant, and nearly every school in the state had called the Autobots hoping for a visitor to speak. Ok, frag that, every school in the fragging country had called. Unwilling to deny such good-natured requests, Optimus agreed to send out as many bots as he could afford.
Apparently that meant Ratchet too. As he was the crew's CMO, Optimus seemed to feel that he was best suited to give a talk on safety.
And boy did Ratchet have a few choice words for his Commander when he got home.
"No no no, stop it!" he cried as yet another child clamored around him, running its grimy hands across his sides. "That tickles!"
That was, it seemed, the wrong thing to say as the rest of the children giggled and all tried it. The worst part was that he couldn't jostle them or even y
A Transformer's ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas and all throughout CybertronA Transformer's Christmas7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Nothing was running or humming, not even hungry Sharkicons
Each little Autobot and Decepticon buffed all their nicks
Oiled their hinges and shut off their optics
Everyone had stopped the fighting to recharge for the next day
In hopes they will feel great for the next vicious, barbaric fray
Even the leader of the factions, both Megatron and Prime
Thought they needed the rest and went off-line
It was a cold, cold night on that robotic planet in space
And nobody was moving any bouts of the place
Except for one robot, a very excited guy
Who worked hard all year, this is no lie
He toiled all year in the secret of his workshop
Making a gross of creations that nobody could top.
And he finished on time on that very special night
To load the presents in his sleigh and to take flight.
And off he soared through that starry clad sky
Waking up each little bot as he flew by
Each of them hearing him called the seekers by name,
FarewellFarewell2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am a whisper in the wind, i am a flower in the grass
I will always be with you in every day you pass
Please, do not cry, not with your eyes so fair
Just remember i'm always with you, no matter where
You will mourn for me, like all people might do
But just remember in your heart that i loved you
I'm afraid we will never cross again until you come with me
But, i know in your heart you will keep our memories
I will try to move on, i will try to say strong
Because i know the road i travel will be so long
I will watch you, i'll watch you from afar
May it be the rising sun or the only falling star
I know you will miss me and i'll miss you too
Just know that i was meant to forever be with you
It's getting darker now, it's starting to rise
All the light i made for you is gone from my eyes
Now, i'm slowly slipping into the dark
I can hear the sound of my slowly breaking heart
And now in this meadow, where i lie
I bid you adieu, auf wiedersehen, despedida and a special goodbye...
Ironhide loses a BetIt had been two and a half years since the events of Mission City. While the majority of Earths population were going about their normal business-for the Cybertronians hidden among them and their allies-life was hectic. The discovery of the hidden colony had thrown things out of order, along with the subsequent ceasefire between the Autobots and the Decepticons.Ironhide loses a Bet5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Nightshade-Megatrons former mate-had seized the reins of power among the Decepticons. Now the Lady High Protector, she had met with Optimus and negotiated for a somewhat stable ceasefire-along with a small Decepticon force on Earth. It had turned out that a small Con base had been established on the island of Montserrat, under her command. But seeing as how neither faction really wanted to re-engage in hostilities (and for the Autobots, it was a big help that Nightshade had Soundwave and to their shock, a resurrected Starscream!) supporting her.