I swear to gawd, it's like the creator's inspiration for Goldanna was from the Maury show.
It puzzled me WHY is she flipping out at Alistair? She's well aware he's a bastard and ten times out of ten is NEVER touching that throne-- if not for shit hitting the fan starting with Ostagar--- he was going to be some armored monk... and STILL not be able to do shit for her pez-dispenser ass.
I just thought the ENTIRE Goth family showing up at the uhh.... 'horse joint' was odd enough. The fact that Mortimer and Bella had their backs turned from the Unicorn zipping all over the place was even funnier because they are just oblivious.
This ached for some captions.
You got Alexander and Cassandra occasionally, looking past them.... trying to follow the unicorn-- who's fast as shit.
When you zoom out, he's just a sparkly blur moving through streets.
ANOUNCER: "Jill has suspicions of Wesker's OoC tendencies. Will she hook up with Chris and get to the bottom of this mystery? Is this the REAL Wesker? Or is this some fanboy fantasy clone on the loose? ...."
Jill: "I mean, I know I should put more effort in figuring out wtf is up with Al, but he wants to make babies with me! ME? No science lab no crazy robotic-rape devices!! I'm like: HELL YEAH! Let's get with the hump-dance!"
Chris: "Jill! DAMN! That's fucked up."
Chris: "We need to continue our investigation---- Hey wait! Why ARE THEY ALLOWING the husbands to talk?"
Jill: "Because you're the NEWEST housewife, beotch."
Chris: "N-No I'm not! I didn't mean to get pregnant! The player's out of control with her mods! I'm a victim!"
Jill: "..... So, you got victimized by some tiny, exotic-looking, African beauty.... Damn, WHY can't shit like that happen to ME...."
Jill: "Uhhh.... uhm. I'm be over at the bar--- raiding it for some Patron.