Castle Walls: Chapter 1 - Burnished SilverCastle Walls: Chapter 1 - Burnished Silver3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 - Burnished Silver
Twilight broke on the horizon, the sun peeking above tree tops and mountains as it rose. Small rays of light drifted through Twilight Sparkle's bedroom, falling upon her face. As slowly as possible, she opened her eyes and rubbed the sleep from them. Rousing herself, Twilight slipped out of the downy bed that had always seemed much too large for her, and walked to the window to gaze out at the land. It seemed surreal to her, the ruling Lady of Canterlot.
Why me? she wondered, as was her daily tradition. Why did everypony choose me? I never asked for this... this... Rainbow Dash had always told her it was an honor, but she could never bring herself to believe that. Twilight looked out the window, nearly all of Equestria in sight. The land she had been chosen to rule and to protect, and the land that was divided and torn apart.
Twilight turned from the window with a sigh. Walking across the massive roomformerly Princes
A Pony PantheonTrixieA Pony Pantheon3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The wandering mage, the Great and Powerful Trixie, Lulamoon
Domains: Magic, Trickery, Travel
Portfolio: Journeymen and women, wanderers, actors, performers, misdirection.
Symbol: as cutie mark.
Trixie is the patron of the arts. Performances blessed by her are always memorable, though do not necessarily go as planned. Trixie often attempts to mislead her followers and worshippers, mainly as a test of their acuity. Her main flaw is an inability to admit wrongdoing, hardly unique among deities.
The Lady of Magic, the Balance Between, the Sorceress.
Domains: Magic, Protection, Law, Good, Knowledge, Purification
Portfolio: Magic and magic users, leaders, archivists, diplomacy, time, students.
Symbol: as cutie mark.
Twilight is the most powerful of the gods besides the six Greater Deities. She represents the balance between the gods of good, and harmonious work in general. She is also the emblem of hard work and k
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 7Jet Set and Uppercrust vs RarityEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 73 years ago in Humor More Like This
Jet Set and Upper Crust, here - not to put you on the spot,
But when it comes to even rhyming, we're the best in Canterlot.
So get off the stage, little filly, you're cheapening the view,
The last thing that we need is to rap battle you.
We're ponies of class, you're beneath road kill.
We're the upper crust, you're just some pony from Ponyville.
Ponies, please; you're living in denial!
I can out rap you both and i shall do it with style!
As for your rhymes, is that the best you can bring?
They're - how shall i say - the worst possible thing!
You want to rap battle with me? The conclusions foregone.
But if we must, bring your best, because - it is ON!
So you want to throw down? Well, we'll show you the biz,
Then you can show everypony what whining really is.
You think you're so stylish, but your secretly hated,
Even Photo Finish thought your styles were dated.
You plaster every piece of clothing with diamonds and gems,
MLP: FIM: Changeling Kingdom BioMLP: FIM: Changeling Kingdom Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Other official names: Changeling Empire, チェンジリングの王国, often referred to as 'the Motherland' by most Changelings.
Capital: Difficult to translate into other languages from Changeling language.
Language(s): Official: Changeling. Second language: Equine (English).
Religion: Official: uniformly traditional Changeling religion (ancestor worship).
Ethnic Groups: 99% Changeling, 1% miscellaneous (Pony, Griffin, etc)
Culture: Imperial Japan (with some feudal elements).
Type of Government: Absolute monarchy by divine right (Following the collapse of the Scaragowa Shogunate and the subsequent Rochanov Restoration 400 years ago).
Formation: The monarchy dates back over a thousand years, but the official transformation into a kingdom with an absolute monarch took place approximately 400 years ago with the
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 6Applejack vs Rainbow DashEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 63 years ago in Humor More Like This
Tell the truth, Applejack - you don't even need a ruler,
When it comes to "best pony", i'm more than 20% cooler!
A rap battle with you? This will be a snap!
I'll buck you up and kick you out and then i'll take a nap!
Whoa nelly! Slow down. Take it easy, Rainbow.
Now sit your flank down and let me deflate that ego.
You may be the pony all the fillies wanna be,
But when it comes to work ethic, pony folk look up to me!
Sorry, RD, ya'll will never be a Wonderbolt,
The only reason folks like ya's 'cause ya act like a colt.
Oh please, Applejack - you're the kettle, i'm the pot,
The picture of femininity and poise, you are not!
I'm the fastest, coolest pony, and i've all the best memes,
Even in-universe i have a fan-club it seems!
I'm the kind of pony everypony wants to be,
Your biggest claim to fame is that you're just friends with me!
"Just a friend", huh, Rainbow, is that all you think of me?
Well say hello to Mcgillicutty and Kicks Mcgee!
Ah may n
Just Horsing Around"Ugh....my head is killing me. Where am I?"Just Horsing Around2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A lone human slowly blinked, his eyes opening to see the sunlight filtering down around him through the treetops; grunting he slowly got the energy to sit up and then immediately regretted it.
"Oh my head....let's try that again."
Taking a deep breath he slowly sat up and then finally managed to get himself into a sitting position before taking a better look around; from what little he could tell he was in a forest of sorts and while he didn't think he was in any immediate danger he was pretty sure he wanted to get out of wherever this was and find civilization quickly.
"Hmmm...I'm not even sure where I am, or how I got here to be honest. What was the last thing I did?" He groaned, holding his head as he slowly walked in what he hoped was north, "I had work....and then I came home and went to the...park? Hmmm...if that was true I should have my music player and phone with me."
Checking his pockets, he did see that his player was in his pocket
A Princess's Mission Chapter 2Luna's ArrivalA Princess's Mission Chapter 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
Luna was soon flying over the outskirts of Ponyville, the orchard of apple trees that made up the Sweet Apple Acres orchard speeding past. She could see Twilight's library approaching, easily spotted since it was the only building that was literally carved into a live tree. How the building stayed alive without its internal structuring, Luna never knew. Although, looking over it, she became aware of the dull light that was slowly spreading from the eastern horizon. She had almost forgotten her one true duty of being the Goddess of the Night.
Flipping over so that she was flying upside down, she focused on the huge, pearly white moon that hovered overhead. With a glowing hand outstretched, she slowly pulled it down to the western horizon, releasing it so it may follow the orbital path itself. The beautiful patterns of stars, which she designed herself, followed slowly behind.
Luna yawned lightly. Setting the moon every morning was a tiring process, though she insisted tha
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 8ZecoraEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 83 years ago in Humor More Like This
Well well well, what is it we have here?
A princess with a complex - of that it is quite clear.
You cannot out rap me, i'm a natural born rhymer,
At 1000 plus years, you're just an old timer.
You call yourself a princess, but what is it that you do?
For 1000 years our princess seemed to handle your job, too.
THOU SPEAKEST OF US LOWLY - AND THY TONE IS KEPT UNCHECKED,
SO WE SHALL MAKE OUR ROYAL DUTY TO TEACHEST THOU RESPECT!
KNOW THY PLACE, LITTLE ZEBRA - THOU SPEAKEST TO A PRINCESS!
IGNORANCE AND CONTEMPT ARE TRAITS THAT SO DISPLEASE US.
THOU KNOWEST WE RULE THE MOON, YET THOU HOLDEST US IN DISDAIN?
PERHAPS, LIKE O'REILLY, IT'S THE TIDES THOU CAN'T EXPLAIN.
You lose yourself, princess, when you scream into my face,
You think you disrespect me but it is YOURSELF whom you debase.
As far as style goes, yours is simple, base and rude.
You're best attempt at insult is some rank platitude.
You're nopony special, so you best change your tune.
Now get your stuff tog
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 3Gilda vs Pinkie PieEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 33 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oh please! A rap battle? Now that's kinda lame!
It's almost as much fun as a clock watching game!
I'm not even gonna bother; it's just not all that fun.
So take a hike, ponies. I'm through. Finished. Done.
Aw, c'mon, Gilda. You're doin' pretty good!
You're rhyming just like a bad-ass griffin in the hood!
Just turn that frown upside-down and stop acting so aloof,
If you're having trouble rhyming i can always lend a hoof.
Just leave me alone, you annoying lame pink pony!
You think i want your friendship? I'd rather be lonely!
You're a ditz and a dweeb with a grating sense of humour,
As far as "coolness" goes, you're just a wannabe loser!
Your special talent's parties, so put on your party hat.
But here's a line for your future - "do you want fries with that?"
I was trying to be nice, but you just can't let it lie,
So, say "hi" to your new friend - Pinkamina Diane Pie,
You think you're so cool with that stuck up attitude,
A Princess's Mission Chapter 1IntroductionA Princess's Mission Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Luna looked out at the dark lands of Equestria. She leaned against the stone railing that surrounded the balcony of her room, in the second highest tower of Canterlot Castle, the first belonging to her sister. She soon found her eyes landing on the small town of Ponyville, watching as lights went out, one after another, as the inhabitants retired to bed. She let out a long sigh, her eyes dropping to stare at her hands, which were folded and resting on the carefully carved balcony border. Yes, she knew not many people stayed up to enjoy her beautiful nights, but it pained her to see the loneliness that turned her into the dreaded Nightmare Moon, stare at her in the face again.
"Problem, sister?" Luna nearly jumped out of her skin as she felt a hand suddenly land on her shoulder, though she turned her head to find Celestia's smiling face beside her. "You looked like something was troubling you is something wrong?"
Luna shook her head. "Oh, no, of course not. Everything
A Princess's Mission Chapter 3Chapter ThreeA Princess's Mission Chapter 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh Luna We shouldn't Spike might hear us " Twilight said softly, wrapped in Luna's arms.
"Shh... don't worry about him it's all about us right now " Luna replied sweetly, moving her face back towards Twilight's.
Luna awoke slowly, not quite wanting to leave her dream, but found herself pulled out of it anyways. And like all great dreams, she couldn't manage to fall back asleep to rejoin it. She snuggled close to the soft, warm pillow she had her arms wrapped around. Hugging it, she nuzzled her face into the soft, sweet smelling locks of hair that lay next to her. She loved the small, dreamy moan it made when she traced her fingers over its soft fabric. Conscious thoughts appeared in her head as it seemed to snuggle backwards into her. 'Wait Moan? Hair!?'
Her eyes flashed open immediately, and her dream seemed to have come true. She was lying in bed, her arms encircled around Twilight, who was pressed up against her, though somehow still
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 2Celestia vs DiscordEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hello, my little ponies! Have you all come to watch?
As i knock this princess down another royal notch!
You battling me? Now isn't that rich!
You may be the princess, but i'm the alpha-male, bi...
Now that's quite enough - this is a CHILDREN'S cartoon.
You keep rapping that way and i'll send you to the moon!
All those years imprisoned and you still haven't learnt,
If you fly too close to this sun, you are going to get burnt!
That's a pretty big threat for a pony to be making!
Especially for a princess who makes others do her fighting.
I'm the KING of Chaos, you're not even a Queen!
But your sis thinks you're a "plot-hole," if you know what i mean.
You say you're oh-so-powerful, but you know what i think?
You're a prissy figure head - that's why Hasbro made your toy pink.
Hmm - Discord or Celestia - which is number one?
The defeated "King of Chaos" or the Princess of the Sun!
You're a flavour of the week - a worthless little peasant.
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 4Blueblood vs Big MacintoshEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 43 years ago in Humor More Like This
A rap battle? Bah! So distastefully plebeian.
Especially when my opponent's so far below median.
Big Mac, you say? Is that some kind of joke?
When i first heard your name i expected fries and a coke.
I'm of royal blood, you see, and heir to the throne,
You, you're just some work-a-day drone.
My word! What's this? Have i already won?
Well it seems to me that this rap battle's done.
I guess we all know which stallion is worst,
So crown me now, ponies - KING Blueblood the first.
I'm a pony of few words, but put your sense before hope,
You think you've won this rap battle? Enope!
I'm just a farm colt, yet the fillies all love me.
You're rich and a prince, but couldn't get Rarity.
I'm such a big Mac, i get ALL the mares,
But mention your name, all ya get are blank stares.
Ah'm the fan preferred stallion for my reticent schtick,
Your thoroughbred ways make you look like a prick.
Yes, you're an elite with a fancy-pants get
In defense of BroniesOn October 10th 2010, the first episode of the 4th incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise aired. This began the cartoon known as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Normally this would have gone unnoticed by most people except for young girls. However the show caught the attention of others on 4chan. These people, many of them adult males found that after watching it, they actually enjoyed the show. This in turn started a subculture known as bronies who are basically men, usually young adults who enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.In defense of Bronies3 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Now those of you who are not fans of the show may be wondering "How can a grown man like My Little Pony?". That's what I thought when I first heard about Friendship is Magic and it's male fan base. At first I mocked the show and it's subculture since the thought of grown men liking My Little Pony just sounded stupid. It didn't help that I'd mostly lost faith in modern cartoons and preferred stuff like Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry. But eventuall
Moonlight VioletsMoonlight Violets3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Three months since the betrothal. From what Rarity had told her, Blueblood would be no good; he was a disrespectful and arrogant stallion, and that couldn't change. Maybe Rarity was wrong. Hopefully, he was wrong. Twilight Sparkle's parents had both agreed to it; it was a promising and lovely match, in their and Princess Celestia's eyes. Tonight, she would get to know Prince Blueblood on their private outing that Princess Celestia planned. A canter around the royal grounds would give them enough time to learn about one another. Twilight Sparkle sighed sheepishly, very gently tapping her hoof on his door.
"Prince Blueblood?" she called, hoping she wouldn't interrupt him on getting ready.
"I'm almost ready; give me about five minutes." he replied. Twilight was dressed in one of Rarity's signature dresses; the glamorous unicorn had grown to be one of the most famous designers in Equestria. All of her friends had accomplished so much, but what about herself? She had spent her life studying
FlutterMac Chapter Two: What the hay is this?Chapter 2: What the Hay is This?FlutterMac Chapter Two: What the hay is this?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh Angel, Sweetie I'm home!"
Fluttershy walked into her cottage to find Angel bunny waiting by the door with his arms crossed across his chest. The expression on his face seemed to say: What in all of Equestria took you so long? He hopped up onto her back, looking for her saddlebags. He was puzzled when he could not find them there. Then he heard a second set of hooves clatter in. Angel glared up at the new pony with his paws on his hips.
"well now, you must be Angel bunny. Yer owner Fluttershy has told me a lot abou' you."
Angel disregarded this comment and went on searching for the saddlebags. He was hungry and he had a feeling that this big red stallion was the reason why it had taken Fluttershy so long to return with his food. Then he saw Fluttershy's saddlebags on the stallion's back and he lunged for them. But before he managed to get even a bite, he felt a pair of hooves catch him around the waist and he was carried outside
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 1Twilight vs TrixieEpic Rap Battles of Ponyville 13 years ago in Humor More Like This
Come one, come all; see the Great and Powerful Trixie,
As she beats the sparkle out of Twilight swiftly!
You think you're such a hot-shot with your friends and magic, too,
I'll dress you down in public and turn you into glue!
I'm a goddess on the stage and everything you're not!
So sit your flank down and show Trixie what you've got!
"Great and powerful," huh? How quickly you forget,
the way i put you in your place the last time that we met!
You battling me? That may be apropos,
But to win this rap battle you'll need more than a "show".
Between you and me, it comes down to this:
You're a flashy one-off character, but i'm the protagonist.
You may be the star, but Trixie steals the show!
With only one appearance, i've made this fanbase grow.
You may have lots of friends, but Trixie is adored,
Mark my words, when i return, i'll have my fame restored.
So before you start forgetting, let me reaffirm,
Trixie is the greatest; Twilight's just a book
A Princess's Mission Chapter 4As Luna pulled her consciousness back into her own mind, the last thing she expected was the wall that seemed to hit her head-on. 'Drowsy' was an understatement, she was absolutely exhausted. She could barely think properly, but she could tell that she didn't correctly calculate the amount of magic and energy that was required to not only completely clean out and restock a library, but suspend herself in another person's dreams. Getting into a fight once there had only added to the problem. As much as she tried to fight the urge, sleep began to overtake her, and being wrapped in a warm blanket became her worst enemy in the struggle. Even though the warm, and quite soft, body that seemed to be pressed up against her left her arms, she knew she was losing the fight. She felt two hands gently grip her by the shoulders, and lie her down flat against the couch. She didn't resist. She couldn't. The only thing she found energy to do was to blink open her eyes for a few moments, to see TwilighA Princess's Mission Chapter 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
A Princess's Mission Chapter 3.5Spike's Day OffA Princess's Mission Chapter 3.53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike brushed his teeth, getting his breakfast off his breath, and replacing it with the minty coolness of toothpaste. He could simply breathe fire to get rid of it, but he decided this was better than the smell of incinerated bacon and eggs. He rinsed his mouth, and walked back to his bedroom. There was one more thing he needed to retrieve before leaving. He walked to his bedside table, opened the drawer, and delicately picked up the shiny silver object. Just then, the doorbell rang.
He quickly pocketed it and glanced out his door. Luna was standing there, talking to Applebloom. He marveled for a moment how pretty she was in that yellow sundress and bow, which matched her dazzling orange eyes perfectly. He was glad he took extra care into making his usually crazed pillow head of green hair presentable. Though, her quickly surprised face snapped him out of it.
"Um I was just wondering if Spike was ready-"
'Uh oh, shes going to blow it!' He quickly rushed for
MLPFiM: "Switchy Pie" PrologueMLPFiM: "Switchy Pie" Prologue4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a bright sunny day in the heart of Equestria. The ponies of Ponyville were out and about at their every day duties and activities. Inside Sugarcube Corner, the workers were busy creating the finest baked goods in the village. The pony named Cup Cake was walking through the shop checking on all her employees.
"These treats are looking good everypony. Keep up the good work!" she encouraged them. But nearby, some ponies were having issues.
One pony was busy making a delectable little cupcake on her worktable when she ran out of icing in her tube. She turned around to reach for a new one and then turned back only to find her cupcake gone.
"What the ? Hey, Pinkie Pie!!" she said turning to the adorable pink pony with icing and cake mix smeared all over her face.
"Oops ..were you working on that?" she asked.
"Um, yeah I was! Now I gotta start all over again, thanks!" said Pinkie's co-worker
VariablesVariables3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Written by The Descendant
The birds sat chirping, their squeaks and squawks sounding out into the cool afternoon. As the little birds danced about their feet made skritch-scratch-skritch-scratch-skritch-scratch sounds upon the stone. As they roosted there and began to doze the sun fell upon them, warming the surface beneath them.
For few moments they stood there, letting the sun wash over them, resting in the meadow as the morning wore on into afternoon. They went on about their day, snapping at flies that came up from the margin around the little pond or grooming themselves, letting the dander and old feathers fall to the earth below or rest upon the stone.
The birds sat there, unaware of what they were resting upon, regaining their strength before they would wing off again and head south as autumn fell.
Long moments passed and soon the sounds of a creature struggling with something heavy began to reach them. With a rush the small collective of birds lifte
A Princess's Mission Chapter 5Luna dashed out the door, Twilight right behind her. They could spot the four headed beast over the rooftops. It was slowly making its way forward. Luna took to the skies, her wings stretching out and lifting her into the air, while Twilight quickly navigated through the streets. She flew forward, then steadied to a glide as she circled around the monster, trying to make out how much damage was being caused. It was still on the brim of Ponyville, though a few houses had already been smashed and people were scattering everywhere in fright. Though, she found where the scream came from, though she wishes she didn't.A Princess's Mission Chapter 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
Far down below, Spike lay flat out on his back, a small pool of blood gathering on his right side. She quickly dove, but she could already see the three lines of red that showed where the Hydra ripped it's claws through. Apple Bloom was on her knees next to him, quickly looking around and shouting for help.
She landed on the ground with a thud, Twilight just now get
Health and Love part 3Health and Love part 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
A dramatic love story starring Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
"You want me to what?!"
Fluttershy recoiled from Nurse Redheart's exclamation.
"I-I was just hoping you could, um maybe possibly consider letting me-"
"That was a rhetorical question!" Putting her hoof down, the white nurse pony was clearly not amused by her idea.
Fluttershy flinched and looked deliberately at the floor between her front hooves. Her eyes trailed the sharp turns of the square tiles until she found herself looking at the bottom of the door to room 6.
Pinkie had cried on her shoulder for a solid ten minutes before settling down. She hasn't spoken a word since and Fluttershy had a pretty good idea why. Twilight always said she needed to be more assertive, and Pinkie needed her to be now more than ever.
With a deep breath, Fluttershy looked back at the white nurse pony and tried again.
"Please Nurse Redheart, Pinkie's afraid of hospitals. If you'
Health and Love part 4Health and Love part 43 years ago in Romance More Like This
A dramatic love story starring Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
The nearly catastrophic post dinner ordeal had left the fillies exhausted and shaken. Not long after the crying had died off, gravity pulled Fluttershy into a poorly postured sit. Her head was still swimming from the blow Pinkie had dealt her with the dinner cart. Fluttershy squeezed the stars from her eyes and took a few calming breaths to ease her nausea.
Pinkie took a seat herself, and finally noticed Fluttershy's injury in full having come down from the shock of her first insulin injection. The small gash above Fluttershy's left brow was still bleeding, and a thin trail lead down around her eye, along her cheek, ending at her chin. Her friends yellow temple was smeared red where Pinkie had rubbed against her during her fit. Fluttershy was also favoring the balance of her right side as she sat, keeping her weight off her left fore hoof. Pinkie remembe