A Serperior's LetterDear Ash,A Serperior's Letter3 years ago in General Fiction
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It is I, Emperor, your loyal Serperior writing to you. Wait, would he not wonder why I'm writing him? Yeah, maybe I better explain. Alrigh- hey! Stop writing unnecessary stuff! And cross that sentence! And that one too! An (smudge) I may not be wielding the pen, but the words are my own. This kind green-haired human(1) seemed to understand me and offered to write a letter in my stead.
This was written on your special day. It is probably too late by the time you're reading this, but I would still like to wish you a happy belated birthday! I may be not be by your side, but I do remember!
I do not comprehend what possess you to trade me away. Arceus! She wanted a Snivy! Surely you could just let me breed with another of my kind, and then give her the Egg she desires? And no, human, I do not copulate just for the sake of giving Eggs! And FYI, I am rather enamored with the Serperior at the Daycare Center, so... and my trainer is NOT like that! Shut up! Wait, you are adding unneces