Derping with CleverbotMe: Hello Cleverbot!Derping with Cleverbot3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Me: How are you?
CB: I am good. How are you?
CB: That's good.
Me: What's up?
CB: Nothing much. you?
Me: Talking with a Friend of mine on facebook.
CB: Who are your friends?
Me: Well, One of them goes by the username Creepyness-incarnate. But I just call her Senna. XD.
CB: Cool, but I still don't know who that was.
Me: Didn't really expect you to.
CB: I didn't your name. Sorry.
Me: Just call me Jess~.
CB: Is that short for Jessica?
Me: Well, yes.
CB: What is Obi short for?
Me: Uhhh... Obi won? XD.
Me: So, I was right?
Me: Then... what IS obi short for?
Me: Ookkkk... I'll keep that in mind.
CB: What are you?
Me: I'm a Human, though Most of my Characters? Not so much.
CB: Then who's your favorite?
Me: My favorite Character? I think It's a Tie Between GTM and Dusa.
CB: What's your favorite poem?
Me: Hm... Don't really have one. Jeez, you ask a lot of Questions. XD.
CB: You avoid good questions.
Me: I do? Sense
Dusa Derps with CleverbotDusa: WE ARE DUSA!Dusa Derps with Cleverbot3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
Dusa: What the HELL!?!?
CB: Lets change subject, don't wanna argue!
Dusa: How about we Change it to Involve the fact that your life is hanging by a thread?
CB: The fact that you don't know pi.
Dusa: Pie. that's... a Pasty-THING, right?
Dusa: Wha- Then what IS it?
CB: I don't know.
Dusa: You idiot.
CB: Hee hee.
Dusa: What? you like being called an idiot?
CB: Hell yeah. Thinking about going teetotal for a while though.
Dusa: ... What's 'Teetotal'?
CB: I don't know.
Dusa: Your still and idiot.
CB: Yes I should.
Dusa: What? You are making no sense, you moron! We should just kill you!
CB: Do you know the meaning of life?
Dusa: Yes. Killing things.
CB: What about killing things?
Dusa: We Like to kill things!
CB: How old are you?
Dusa: Around 2,425. Though it's not obvious, now is it?
CB: You're talking about random things.
Dusa: ... huph. Maybe your Right. We should be murdering you right now. *uses Shadow ball*.