40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Untouchable UntouchableUntouchable6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In the vast, starry universe there rests the Comet Observatory, floating in the space atmosphere. Princess Rosalina is with Polari, her trusted advisor and Mario. He was talking with the head of the observatory. A gigantic detailed map of outer space was there, showing the stars Mario collected so far.
Im off to get another Power Star, princess. Hopefully, it will be enough to restore power to this place. He told her.
I wish you luck, Mario. May the stars shine on you! Be careful out there, the universe can be dangerous sometimes. Rosalina warned, waving her wand left and right. Magic was emitted from the golden star of the silver rod. Farewell, Mario.
The red-clad plumber nodded and he ran off, leaving the watcher of the cosmos and the dark brown Luma alone. Moments later, an orange Launch Star catapult the plucky plumber to a distant galaxy.
Yahoo! He yelled with enthusiasm
Fallen Angels Part IThe morning sun assaulted Samus Aran's eyes as she guided her Gunship through the inter-dimensional portal Master Hand had opened for the Smashers' convenience. Donning her helmet, the bounty hunter steered her vessel towards the landing strip where other aircraft were already docked. Crazy Hand, having been put in charge of air traffic control, directed Samus to a section of the airfield where a group of Toads stood ready to unload her luggage. Deploying the landing gear, the Gunship touched down.Fallen Angels Part I4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Removing her helmet, Samus leant back in her seat, breathing a sigh of relief as she saw the Falcon Flyer parked the other side of the airfield; she'd rather avoid crossing the good Captain's path for the time being. Putting away her armour, the bounty hunter descended the Gunship's cargo ramp where an ape garbed in a tuxedo, wraparound shades and a red bandana awaited her. Evidently, Master Hand had had a hard time finding extra help for this tournament.
"Welcome to Smash Mansion
BrainWashed Chapter 1BrainWashed Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The warm sun shone brightly down as the tips of the trees swayed gently in the humid wind, the waters of Mushroom lake sparkled and shinned as four magpie's flew overhead and landed gracefully on a tree branch. In the shade of the tree sat a Princess in a long orange dress, her eye's sparkled a glorious blue as she let the cunning wind blow her glossy, brunette hair behind her shoulder's. A gold crown lay gracefully on the top of her head, the crown had three jewel's embedded into it, two small red rubies at either end of the crown and a big flower in the middle, the centre of the flower was a light blue and the petals were a soft cream colour. Two more flower shaped jewel's she had for earring's and one bigger flower she had as a broach, earning her nickname the Flower Princess formally known as Daisy.
Her light eyelids opened revealing her sparkling blue eyes, as she looked up at the sky she noticed four magpies. Blinking she started to speak "One for sorrow..." She began in soft, el
New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and LucinaLink and Samus looked at the blue-haired man standing across from them. His arms crossed across his chest and an air of authority and leadership surrounding him. Standing next to the man was a young woman, with long blue hair, also seemed to have an air of authority and leadership around her.New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and Lucina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You’re Chrom, right?” asked Link as he looked at the application.
“And this would be…?” questioned the Hylian, turning to the woman.
“This is Lucina…my daughter,” replied the leader of The Shepherds.
This shocked Samus. “Daughter?! She looks to be the same age as you!”
“…Time travel?” questioned Link.
Lucina let out a gasp. “How did you know?”
The Hylian swordsman let out a laugh. “I’ve had some experience with it. So why is it that you two wish to become Smash Fighters?”
“I had heard that Marth is one. I wish to
The Toy Room of NOhThe Toy Room of N4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Oh, hello there. What brings you here?
Hm? What's wrong? You seem rather surprised No need to explain why. Everyone is surprised, seeing me fiddle around with a small electric train set. But why? I am a child, and children play with these things like I was told, correct? So what makes me any different than them?
Ah, you are quite naive. Despite my age, I am, indeed, a child. A very young one Why does no one believe me ?
Please, come closer. Come join me in here. I have much to tell you
I adore this place. My place. For my toys and my games. Pretty checkerboard walls. The blue floor with cloud drawings on them Isn't it wonderful? I feel like I am in my own personal home, not just a toy room But it is only natural that I feel this way. I was raised right here the majority of my life, being kept from the outside world by my father, Ghetsis. He never took me outside to play, I was confined here But no need to worry. I loved this plac
The Darkness WithinPit?The Darkness Within2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He's full of darkness;
I would know
All the voices in my head
Longing to be truly heard
Or is it just me?
I'm not a stereotype--
I didn't choose this
He couldn't handle
The darkness within.
I'm not the clone;
And he will be all mine.
It's a mask,
And everyone wears it
I have no happiness,
For I am the darkness,
Pure midnight evil.
If I am the clone,
The darkness within,
Then I am completely alone.
MxP - The Secret Forest"It's just up there, Princess. Just look right where I'm pointing! That group of stars is in the shape of a P! P for Princess Peach!" exclaimed Mario.MxP - The Secret Forest2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach looks carefully at the stars Mario was pointing at. Together they were sitting on the front porch steps of Mario's house watching the stars. Fortunately, the wooden steps were quite comfortable. So it was perfect for stargazing.
"Oh... Oh! I see it! Right there, it DOES look like a P! That's so cool!" said an impressed Peach.
"Can you see that little Mushroom constellation over there? Look exactly where I'm pointing." Informed Peach as she raised her arm upwards.
"Uh... I can't see it- Oh wait! There it is! Wow!" Mario beamed upon seeing the stars in the shape of his favourite Power Up. Peach lets out a small chuckle.
"How many stars do you think are up there?" asked the blonde haired monarch.
"Lots. Lots and lotsa stars." He replied whilst staring deeper into the sky. The crickets chirped away into the night along with a few owls
Angels of Chaos“Move you bucket of bolts! Faster!!” A peaceful night’s rest in the flamed city ruins turned to a nightmare in hell as a sea of metallic bodies marched into the blazes. Smoke towered from what was left of the City of Divine light and stretched towards the crimson sky. An egg shaped man with a large brown mustache sat in the cockpit of his white hover car and smiled evilly. "Hohohoh!!" he laughed hysterically, fiddling with his glasses. "At any rate the all powers of the City of Divine Light will be in my grasp! Soon the last of the Guardian Angel’s life source will be mine and no one, not even that pesky blue hedgehog, could stop me!" As he spoke millions of robots in metallic armor dragged out anything that seemed valuable to their boss. Amulets, weapons, jewelry, anything that could have hidden power from the deceased tribe. Suddenly, a pair of bushes standing in front of an opened white house rustled. One robot stopped its mindless marching and turned to theAngels of Chaos2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
HaikuSimple and divineHaiku6 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
An ambrosia for the mind
Five, seven, then five
Taken (08)Taken (08)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Kira me permitía salir al pórtico un par de minutos de vez en cuando. Había pasado una semana desde que me llevó a ese lugar. Las horas parecían semanas y los días años, en los que Kira no paraba de mirar el cielo, bastante paranoico.
Respire hondo y caminé al pórtico, un estúpido e ingenuo sentimiento sacudía cada parte de mi alborotado cerebro, lo que me obligó a abrir la boca, cuando no tenia "derecho" de hacerlo.
-¿Dónde estamos?- pregunté con cierto miedo. Un momento de silencio. Sabía que jamás me respondería, así que vi media vuelta dispuesta a alejarme, hasta que escuché su voz retumbar en mis oídos.
-A salvo- Me volví para mirar como sus alas se extendían desde su espalda.
-¿No pueden olerme?-
-No desde aquí- aleteó varias veces sobre el suelo antes de volar con toda elegancia posible a las enor
HaikuI wrote a haikuHaiku6 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
It isn't very good but
I kind of like it
The Artist's BalladThe Artist's BalladThe Artist's Ballad3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
I am one who creates, who wonders, who explores, who laughs, and who lives.
I try to capture and chase the boundaries of imagination and creativity, until I realize there are none.
I take a step back from the cliche, the overused, and I substitute it with newer forms that embrace uniqueness, emotion, and the fresh face of creativity.
I see things not in a 4th, 5th or 6th perspective, but a 10th, tilting my head and spurring thoughts far from the realm of ordinary.
I seek to create; to create words, colors, music, masterpieces and memories that shine, transparent through an opaque blanket of the known.
I understand that to be lost is most of all to be found, to be found by your thoughts and existence and very own being.
I dream, I aspire, I think, I feel, I create, but most of all, I do.
For me, neither vision nor beauty is skin deep, my eyes filter through the thick cover of r
Bowser's AbsolutionAfter many years of trying to conquer kingdoms and failing,Bowser's Absolution8 months ago in Romance More Like This
Bowser starts wondering what it all meant and why he wanted so much.
He looked back at his glorious empire, loyal troops, and even at his
accomplishments in many sports. He already had a lot to be proud of.
He saw how much his greed affected not only himself, but his troops too.
Many defeats had occurred because he wanted too much. Him and his troops
payed the price countless times. He didn't want this to keep happening.
He wanted something better.
He declared a treaty with the Mushroom Kingdom. The Mushroom Kingdom's
council was skeptical of such a big change, but Mario and crew remembered
Bowser's good sportsmanship during peaceful times and believed
the treaty was the best option to cease war in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Once the treaty was initiated, there was more relief for the citizens
of the Mushroom Kingdom.
[Creepypasta] Earthbound Creepy Hacked Rom[Creepypasta] Earthbound Creepy Hacked Rom2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I love Earthbound, It's one of my most favorite games. So I went out into town to find a copy, Sadly I couldn't find a copy so I went to the second option and got a Emulator and a controler converter.So I waited untill night to play it because of the atmosphere of the game. I started with the normal names like Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Dog named King, Steak and Rockin.
I started to use the Debug code of the items, I know how to get around most of the debug because I played this game at a friends house. I wandered into a part where I dont really know, So the game started to glitch up. What would happen is it would go on the game over screen and whenever I would pick yes it would repeat and go back to the Game over screen.
So I reseted the rom and the save file was gone. Oh well I will just play this game like normal. The game was a little diffrent like Ness was acting odd. I just shrug it off pretending it was nothing. Then I got to Happy Happy Village it was Blue, the whole place.
Super Mario RPG 1PrologueSuper Mario RPG 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The demands of the kingdom were gratefully distant as Princess Toadstool collected flowers from the ludicrously named 'Pipe Gardens.' These were not the magical flowers of which the Mushroom Kingdom was renowned, no; these were simple daisies, dandelions and Fauxer Flowers. In yonder house, Mario dozed away, while Luigi was off, doing whatever it was he did.
There was to be a picnic in an hour, or there was supposed to be, but it seemed less likely with every passing moment. They were supposed to have left almost an hour ago, but Mario was still in a deep sleep. Let's just hope he didn't wake up with another vegetable phobia, like what happened last time.
The weather however, was a more pressing concern than Mario's sleeping habits. The day had started out as bright and colorful as a powerstar, but clouds were settling in over them, dark as bob-ombs. They were as loud as bob-ombs too.
A sudden clash of thunder b
'It's My Roll'"It's My Roll"'It's My Roll'1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party Parody for Bon Jovi’s ‘It’s My Life’
This ain't a song for the broke and coinless
No magic lamp or boo for those who can’t afford it
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
Gonna be the Super Star
Gonna shout it out loud
It's my roll
It's now or never
Can’t stay ‘way from that star forever
I’ll have to pass it eventually
If I want victory (It's my roll)
The dice is like an open highway
Can only hope that it’ll go my way
Because it’s impossible to see,
What the number’s gonna be
It's my roll
This is for the ones who fell to Bowser
For Luigi, and Peach, though no one ever liked her
Gonna keep getting harder make no mistake
Just one single Chance Time is all it takes
It's my roll
And It's now or never
Can’t stay ‘way from that star forever
I’ll have to pass it eventually
If I want victory (It's my roll)
The dice is like an open highway
Can only hope t
Creepypasta: Left for deadI remember it was the year 2008, I checked the Wii Shop app on the Wii to see if there were any new decent games. I was a bit of a Pokemon fanatic, so I searched Pokemon, not really expecting anything new to come up. Then my eyes lighten up, as I see a new title “My Pokemon Ranch”.Creepypasta: Left for dead2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I hadn’t even heard of any new Pokemon games being released in the Wii Shop, so I was quite surprised to see it. I checked my Wii points, 100… I didn’t have nearly enough, the game said it costed 1000 points. “Mum!” I called from downstairs, but she wouldn’t come, so I ran upstairs telling her about the new game, and like always, over exaggerating how good it is even though I had no idea what it was about. She said no a couple of times, but I just kept asking her and she eventually gave in.
Once I had enough points for the game, I immediately clicked download and waited for what seemed like an eternity. Once the download was complete, I squealed a little and b
His FavoriteFoxy groaned as he continued to clutch his sword in his right paw as he held his sparring stance. He took a few steps forward to strike his "opponent" as he then took a few steps back rather quickly. Due to his high agility, he was able to do this with ease and not run out of energy as the others did. At least his practice battling opponents on the seven seas was wearing off.His Favorite4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chica walked into the room, and had observed the animatronic fox. He was still in a sparring stance, moving to the left of his "opponent" a bit. He managed to catch sight of Chica and only gave her a quick nod, eyes darting back to the wooden dummy placed in front of him. He struck the middle of their chest very quickly before returning back to his original position, panting as he circle the "enemy". Chica sat down on a nearby booth in Pirate Cove, continuing to watch Foxy practice.
His chest would constantly move up and down with every pant he took, and he was far too focused on practicing than to observe his sur
La vida es justa?"¿La vida es justa?"La vida es justa?2 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Eso fue lo que dijo aquel hombre, aquel hombre que con tan poco tiempo de conocerlo me ha enseñado tanto, aquel que parece tener una armazón de piedra irrompible, aquel que nunca sabes cuando bromea y cuando no, aquel que nunca sabes que hará, aquel que cuestiona la vida de forma casi poética.
"¿La vida es justa?"
Resuena en mi cabeza, aquella conversación grupal que tuvimos, todos declaraban que sí lo era.. Él los debatía y callaba, mientras yo no sabía que pensar.
"¿La vida es justa?"
Sinceramente no sé la respuesta, nunca lo había pensado, aun ahora, meses después, no tengo ni la menor idea. Sé con toda certeza que miles de millones dirían que no, que no lo era, mientras el resto diría que sí. Una batalla incesante, con pruebas tanto de un lado como el otro, nadie quiere perder, no con esa cla
Winter StorytimeWinter Storytime3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Let me tell you a tale of a mystical journey of your wildest dreams
A romance of despair and lies
One girl's dream of insanity
Of a jealous brother who overthrew and murdered his own blood
A thriller mystery of a clever detective meeting his elusive match
Of a boy who flew by the moon to a mystical land and never grew up
Let these stories take hold and let your imagination sore
Seeing the words turn into pictures and becoming a character in this story
Feeling like a child huddled by the blazing fire
Seeing this wild canvas come to life in this winter storytime
My WonderlandAre you the Cheshire Cat?My Wonderland2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The White Rabbit? The Hatter?
I'm starting to think I'm Alice.
Who you are, doesn't really matter.
I've lost track of everything...
This must be Wonderland.
It's all so topsy-turvy here...
But yet so mesmerizing and grand.
There's not time here, just life.
I don't think I want to go back.
There's so much fun and happiness here.
Everything my real life seemed to lack.