40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Bowser VS M. Bison: DEATH BATTLE!!!!Bowser VS M. Bison: DEATH BATTLE!!!!4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dad!!! DADDY!!!" Bowser Jr was screaming for his reptilian father, running down the hallway as fast as he could. All Bowser Jr had known was that the Airships that held the Koopalings were downed and all of the Koopalings were dead. Of course, he expected Bowser to be pissed at the news.
Bowser saw Junior crash into his throne room, he had tripped into the door, he was running so fast. It didn't help that Bowser Jr was holding his paintbrush low to his legs. When Bowser first saw him, a stream of tears were raining from his eyes, so that kinda told Bowser that something was up.
"Junior? What happened? Did Mario beat my armies again?" Bowser asked, with a bit of surprise in his voice. Like any cliche villain, he was completely, 100% sure that his plan would work to it's fullest extent. Some villains just never learn.
"Worse! A mean, mean man in a red hat got there before we were ready, and downed each of the Airships!"
"Well, how did you and the Koopalings fare?"
"I escaped, but he kil
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
5 Minute Melee: Luigi Vs. Morrigan5 Minute Melee: Luigi Vs. Morrigan4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
5 Minute Melee: Luigi vs. Morrigan.
It was a dark stormy night inside the gloomy castle. It was home of the infamous succubus named Morrigan Aensland, Queen of Makia: The realm of creatures known as Darkstalkers. Lately, the succubus found herself little to do. There were less fights going around as it seemed Demitri had given up on his quest for the thrown. Desperate for any sort of entertainment, she earlier had fought the famous Mario. While the red capped plumber fought well, he eventually fell. Morrigan somehow put him into a portrait in her throne room.
Meanwhile, a green capped mustachioed man walking around the halls of the castle. His name was Luigi, the famous brother of Mario. Normally, Luigi wouldn’t be caught dead in a place like this. However, his brother’s disappearance has prompted him to put aside his cowardlyness to search for him.
The alleged plumber sighed. So far no one here is home, though earlier on he did spot some weird lady wear
Fallen Angels Part IThe morning sun assaulted Samus Aran's eyes as she guided her Gunship through the inter-dimensional portal Master Hand had opened for the Smashers' convenience. Donning her helmet, the bounty hunter steered her vessel towards the landing strip where other aircraft were already docked. Crazy Hand, having been put in charge of air traffic control, directed Samus to a section of the airfield where a group of Toads stood ready to unload her luggage. Deploying the landing gear, the Gunship touched down.Fallen Angels Part I5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Removing her helmet, Samus leant back in her seat, breathing a sigh of relief as she saw the Falcon Flyer parked the other side of the airfield; she'd rather avoid crossing the good Captain's path for the time being. Putting away her armour, the bounty hunter descended the Gunship's cargo ramp where an ape garbed in a tuxedo, wraparound shades and a red bandana awaited her. Evidently, Master Hand had had a hard time finding extra help for this tournament.
"Welcome to Smash Mansion
Untouchable UntouchableUntouchable6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In the vast, starry universe there rests the Comet Observatory, floating in the space atmosphere. Princess Rosalina is with Polari, her trusted advisor and Mario. He was talking with the head of the observatory. A gigantic detailed map of outer space was there, showing the stars Mario collected so far.
Im off to get another Power Star, princess. Hopefully, it will be enough to restore power to this place. He told her.
I wish you luck, Mario. May the stars shine on you! Be careful out there, the universe can be dangerous sometimes. Rosalina warned, waving her wand left and right. Magic was emitted from the golden star of the silver rod. Farewell, Mario.
The red-clad plumber nodded and he ran off, leaving the watcher of the cosmos and the dark brown Luma alone. Moments later, an orange Launch Star catapult the plucky plumber to a distant galaxy.
Yahoo! He yelled with enthusiasm
The Legend of Sonic: Twilight Princess: Chapter 5The Legend of Sonic: Twilight Princess: Chapter 54 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Three Heroes Awaken
The disintegrating feeling that Sonic and his companions felt soon faded as they were being reformed. Once they had opened their eyes, Sonic and Link saw that they, along with Shadow and Midna, had been teleported back to the spring near Ordon Village. Speaking of Shadow, when Sonic turned to him, he saw that the former was still a Were-hog.
Sonic then turned to Link as saw that she was still a wolf while he looked at himself to find that he was still a Were-hog as well.
As the trio were trying to figure out what was going on, Shadow spoke.
"Hey. Where's that imp?"
"You mean Midna?" Sonic asked, scanning the area for the imp.
But he found nothing, neither did Shadow and Link. Shadow growled.
"Gah! Where did she run off to! She must know something about what has happened to us!"
"Oh, that's right. I forgot to mention one thing "
The group heard Midna's vo
BrainWashed Chapter 1BrainWashed Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The warm sun shone brightly down as the tips of the trees swayed gently in the humid wind, the waters of Mushroom lake sparkled and shinned as four magpie's flew overhead and landed gracefully on a tree branch. In the shade of the tree sat a Princess in a long orange dress, her eye's sparkled a glorious blue as she let the cunning wind blow her glossy, brunette hair behind her shoulder's. A gold crown lay gracefully on the top of her head, the crown had three jewel's embedded into it, two small red rubies at either end of the crown and a big flower in the middle, the centre of the flower was a light blue and the petals were a soft cream colour. Two more flower shaped jewel's she had for earring's and one bigger flower she had as a broach, earning her nickname the Flower Princess formally known as Daisy.
Her light eyelids opened revealing her sparkling blue eyes, as she looked up at the sky she noticed four magpies. Blinking she started to speak "One for sorrow..." She began in soft, el
Super Mario TCG Gameplay RulesSuper Mario Trading Card Game Gameplay Rules (Ver. Beta 1.0)Super Mario TCG Gameplay Rules6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
My personal challenge with this project of mine is to create an original and fully playable tabletop game using collectible cards with characters, items and elements of the Mario universe. This Mario universe covers everything seen in every Mario, Yoshi and Wario game in existence.
The initial idea and inspiration of this was to create a gameplay mechanic similar to a Paper Mario game's battle system. Characters of team A attack the characters of team B a turn, then viceversa the next turn, and so on, with low numbered and easy to count stats which are HP, Attack and Defense. Also, add the option of multiplayer matches, which lets more than two players play at the same time in a single game. Just as Paper Mario, all teams have the option to use items and character abilities by the use of Players' FP.
Introduction and Basics
So you're a hero! Or perha
MxP - The Secret Forest"It's just up there, Princess. Just look right where I'm pointing! That group of stars is in the shape of a P! P for Princess Peach!" exclaimed Mario.MxP - The Secret Forest2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach looks carefully at the stars Mario was pointing at. Together they were sitting on the front porch steps of Mario's house watching the stars. Fortunately, the wooden steps were quite comfortable. So it was perfect for stargazing.
"Oh... Oh! I see it! Right there, it DOES look like a P! That's so cool!" said an impressed Peach.
"Can you see that little Mushroom constellation over there? Look exactly where I'm pointing." Informed Peach as she raised her arm upwards.
"Uh... I can't see it- Oh wait! There it is! Wow!" Mario beamed upon seeing the stars in the shape of his favourite Power Up. Peach lets out a small chuckle.
"How many stars do you think are up there?" asked the blonde haired monarch.
"Lots. Lots and lotsa stars." He replied whilst staring deeper into the sky. The crickets chirped away into the night along with a few owls
[Creepypasta] Earthbound Creepy Hacked Rom[Creepypasta] Earthbound Creepy Hacked Rom2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I love Earthbound, It's one of my most favorite games. So I went out into town to find a copy, Sadly I couldn't find a copy so I went to the second option and got a Emulator and a controler converter.So I waited untill night to play it because of the atmosphere of the game. I started with the normal names like Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Dog named King, Steak and Rockin.
I started to use the Debug code of the items, I know how to get around most of the debug because I played this game at a friends house. I wandered into a part where I dont really know, So the game started to glitch up. What would happen is it would go on the game over screen and whenever I would pick yes it would repeat and go back to the Game over screen.
So I reseted the rom and the save file was gone. Oh well I will just play this game like normal. The game was a little diffrent like Ness was acting odd. I just shrug it off pretending it was nothing. Then I got to Happy Happy Village it was Blue, the whole place.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and LucinaLink and Samus looked at the blue-haired man standing across from them. His arms crossed across his chest and an air of authority and leadership surrounding him. Standing next to the man was a young woman, with long blue hair, also seemed to have an air of authority and leadership around her.New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and Lucina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You’re Chrom, right?” asked Link as he looked at the application.
“And this would be…?” questioned the Hylian, turning to the woman.
“This is Lucina…my daughter,” replied the leader of The Shepherds.
This shocked Samus. “Daughter?! She looks to be the same age as you!”
“…Time travel?” questioned Link.
Lucina let out a gasp. “How did you know?”
The Hylian swordsman let out a laugh. “I’ve had some experience with it. So why is it that you two wish to become Smash Fighters?”
“I had heard that Marth is one. I wish to
She's a DreamerShe was born for the night,She's a Dreamer3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Drinking the milkyway
And eating the stars.
Set adrift on a dreamboat,
Dreaming to never wake up.
She's a fighter,
A spark in the brush.
She's a daredevil,
A child of luck.
She was born for the night,
And made Queen of the Stars,
Because above the world,
Can we then see, who we are.
Into The GalaxyWhen I woke up here, I gasped in awe and just watched around, because how magical and mystic this place was. So peaceful and ambiatic.Into The Galaxy3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Then I realised I was far away from my home.
What if I will never get out of here? What will come to Peach?
To tell you, it was sad mix of wonder and melancholy. But strangely enough, I didn't feel any regret or worry. Maybe I might have stayed in this place forever.
That could've have been the fate. But one play of hide'n seek saved my life.
AnxietyLife held my hand today,Anxiety7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Slipped his fingers
His palms sticky,
Letting my know
Of his shaken nerves.
His words fell
Onto hardwood floors.
I knew they were precious
But they only hurt my ears.
He coached me
Through the stuttering breaths
And wiped my eyes
Before I even noticed the tears.
“It’s okay,” he said,
“It’s okay to be scared.”
And I couldn’t help but wonder
When did leaving the house
Become so hand shaking,
Where Death was hiding.
Whether he was sitting
On the side of the road
In his sensible car
Or waiting on my doorstep
In his comfortable shoes
And warm jacket
For Life to keep him company.
AmericaxReader - You Need HelpAmericaxReader - You Need Help2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Please, _____. I'm going to die!”
You sighed. Alfred F. Jones, your childish American friend, was begging you for mercy for two hours straight (or so you have counted). You could have given in to his pitiful request, but that would defy the deal you two made.
“Alfred, you are not going to die. You can go one measly day without them.”
He was begging you for permission – permission to eat burgers. As much as you loved the guy, which you literally do, you had to be strong. You couldn't give in to his long, desperate begging or his teary puppy-dog eyes; no matter how much you wanted to. It was the only way if Alfred wanted to see results.
“But _____!” He whined. “I'm going to wither away into nothing if I don't eat anything soon!”
“Yeah, you'll wither away into your own fat,” you muttered. “Look, how about I make you a nice salad?”
The deal you made with Alfred was that if he could lose weight and eat healthier,
The Toy Room of NOhThe Toy Room of N4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Oh, hello there. What brings you here?
Hm? What's wrong? You seem rather surprised No need to explain why. Everyone is surprised, seeing me fiddle around with a small electric train set. But why? I am a child, and children play with these things like I was told, correct? So what makes me any different than them?
Ah, you are quite naive. Despite my age, I am, indeed, a child. A very young one Why does no one believe me ?
Please, come closer. Come join me in here. I have much to tell you
I adore this place. My place. For my toys and my games. Pretty checkerboard walls. The blue floor with cloud drawings on them Isn't it wonderful? I feel like I am in my own personal home, not just a toy room But it is only natural that I feel this way. I was raised right here the majority of my life, being kept from the outside world by my father, Ghetsis. He never took me outside to play, I was confined here But no need to worry. I loved this plac
Haiku How ToFive beats to beginHaiku How To8 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Seven beats in the middle
Five beats at the end
Mario Goes CrazyAre you sure, dude? You dont have to race if youre not feeling well.Mario Goes Crazy8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hahaha, no need to worry-a-DK. A silly sickness wont-a-stop me from winning the-a-team battle game coming up soon! Besides, I dont-a-think it feels that-a-bad..
Indeed, Mario had felt a little sick nearly all day. It started when his head began to heat up, but that was soon washed away with that one feeling that he was about to throw up food hed eaten, though it never happened. After that, the strangest symptom of all came crashing down. He wanted to do really unusual things.
Like that one Toad janitors mop. At times he felt like covering it in gravy and eat it, then while chewing the last of it, hed perform a classic rhapsody that would transfer the mop pieces into Yoshi, whod get so fat, HED GET A POROAOAMITION!1111
That never happened either. And he resisted the temptations, though they got stronger with every thought. He was so close to
The Darkness WithinPit?The Darkness Within2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He's full of darkness;
I would know
All the voices in my head
Longing to be truly heard
Or is it just me?
I'm not a stereotype--
I didn't choose this
He couldn't handle
The darkness within.
I'm not the clone;
And he will be all mine.
It's a mask,
And everyone wears it
I have no happiness,
For I am the darkness,
Pure midnight evil.
If I am the clone,
The darkness within,
Then I am completely alone.
A Friend in NeedRainA Friend in Need2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was raining, a rare thing around those parts. Princess Peach was inside Smash Mansion, having a nice tea party with some of the Brawlers.
She brought her teacup to her lips and frowned.
"It's raining..." she said absently, to nobody in particular.
"Were you even listening to me?" Sonic pouted.
Sonic punched him in the arm.
Peach rolled her eyes and pointed out the window.
"Its been a while since it rained, hasn't it?"
Sonic huffed. "Yeah, so what?"
"Do you think it could be a sign?"
"A sign of evil? I doubt it," Ike said, sipping his tea.
"Evil?" Luigi echoed, eyes widening in fear. "What do you mean, princess?"
Peach stood and waved her hand dismissively.
"Nevermind. It's just a theory of mine. No big deal."
Big deal or not, Peach was still curious. She plucked her umbrella from a nearby coat hanger and went off upstairs. The Brawlers all gave her weird looks, but said nothing as she left.
Once upstairs, she went to Nana and Popo's room and (aft
Tengo miedo, poetaAhora sé bienTengo miedo, poeta3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
que la poesía no sabe
mucho de mi
ni de mis murmullos
ni de mis salidas
ni de mis pasos
ahora sé bien
que la poesía tiende
a olvidar la eternidad
a sus parámetros
a sus ausencias
a sus coqueteos
yo creo que tiene miedo
de pertenecer, de que
alguien se declare su dueño,
tú, él o yo; o Dios o los
señores del Iblis
la Humildad es eterna dijo Eliot
pero la poesía no es humilde,
porque es mortal
¿cómo podría pertenecerme?
¿o a ti?
¿o a él?
la muerte es liberadora
la muerte nos da dignidad
frente a lo que sí pertenece
por eso pido que no sepan