40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
5 Minute Melee: Luigi Vs. Morrigan5 Minute Melee: Luigi Vs. Morrigan9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
5 Minute Melee: Luigi vs. Morrigan.
It was a dark stormy night inside the gloomy castle. It was home of the infamous succubus named Morrigan Aensland, Queen of Makia: The realm of creatures known as Darkstalkers. Lately, the succubus found herself little to do. There were less fights going around as it seemed Demitri had given up on his quest for the thrown. Desperate for any sort of entertainment, she earlier had fought the famous Mario. While the red capped plumber fought well, he eventually fell. Morrigan somehow put him into a portrait in her throne room.
Meanwhile, a green capped mustachioed man walking around the halls of the castle. His name was Luigi, the famous brother of Mario. Normally, Luigi wouldn’t be caught dead in a place like this. However, his brother’s disappearance has prompted him to put aside his cowardlyness to search for him.
The alleged plumber sighed. So far no one here is home, though earlier on he did spot some weird lady wear
Bowser VS M. Bison: DEATH BATTLE!!!!Bowser VS M. Bison: DEATH BATTLE!!!!9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dad!!! DADDY!!!" Bowser Jr was screaming for his reptilian father, running down the hallway as fast as he could. All Bowser Jr had known was that the Airships that held the Koopalings were downed and all of the Koopalings were dead. Of course, he expected Bowser to be pissed at the news.
Bowser saw Junior crash into his throne room, he had tripped into the door, he was running so fast. It didn't help that Bowser Jr was holding his paintbrush low to his legs. When Bowser first saw him, a stream of tears were raining from his eyes, so that kinda told Bowser that something was up.
"Junior? What happened? Did Mario beat my armies again?" Bowser asked, with a bit of surprise in his voice. Like any cliche villain, he was completely, 100% sure that his plan would work to it's fullest extent. Some villains just never learn.
"Worse! A mean, mean man in a red hat got there before we were ready, and downed each of the Airships!"
"Well, how did you and the Koopalings fare?"
"I escaped, but he kil
BrainWashed Chapter 1BrainWashed Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The warm sun shone brightly down as the tips of the trees swayed gently in the humid wind, the waters of Mushroom lake sparkled and shinned as four magpie's flew overhead and landed gracefully on a tree branch. In the shade of the tree sat a Princess in a long orange dress, her eye's sparkled a glorious blue as she let the cunning wind blow her glossy, brunette hair behind her shoulder's. A gold crown lay gracefully on the top of her head, the crown had three jewel's embedded into it, two small red rubies at either end of the crown and a big flower in the middle, the centre of the flower was a light blue and the petals were a soft cream colour. Two more flower shaped jewel's she had for earring's and one bigger flower she had as a broach, earning her nickname the Flower Princess formally known as Daisy.
Her light eyelids opened revealing her sparkling blue eyes, as she looked up at the sky she noticed four magpies. Blinking she started to speak "One for sorrow..." She began in soft, el
Untouchable UntouchableUntouchable7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In the vast, starry universe there rests the Comet Observatory, floating in the space atmosphere. Princess Rosalina is with Polari, her trusted advisor and Mario. He was talking with the head of the observatory. A gigantic detailed map of outer space was there, showing the stars Mario collected so far.
Im off to get another Power Star, princess. Hopefully, it will be enough to restore power to this place. He told her.
I wish you luck, Mario. May the stars shine on you! Be careful out there, the universe can be dangerous sometimes. Rosalina warned, waving her wand left and right. Magic was emitted from the golden star of the silver rod. Farewell, Mario.
The red-clad plumber nodded and he ran off, leaving the watcher of the cosmos and the dark brown Luma alone. Moments later, an orange Launch Star catapult the plucky plumber to a distant galaxy.
Yahoo! He yelled with enthusiasm
You Learned the Song of StormsYou Learned the Song of Storms4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You there Link, come to me
Listen very carefully
I am going to train
You to summon rain
For these notes, few would mourn
A melody lost and forlorn
This is called the Song of Storms
Hurry boy, come outside
Follow me don't question why
Stand here next to me
Tell me what you see
Dark clouds roll, way up high
Bolts of lightning split the sky
Notes that make the heavens cry
In your hands, you now wield
The might to flood towns and fields
Save us from this night
Cleanse us of His blight
He who hails, from the sand
Wash his darkness from our land
You have learned the Song of Storms
The Legend of Sonic: Twilight Princess: Chapter 5The Legend of Sonic: Twilight Princess: Chapter 54 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Three Heroes Awaken
The disintegrating feeling that Sonic and his companions felt soon faded as they were being reformed. Once they had opened their eyes, Sonic and Link saw that they, along with Shadow and Midna, had been teleported back to the spring near Ordon Village. Speaking of Shadow, when Sonic turned to him, he saw that the former was still a Were-hog.
Sonic then turned to Link as saw that she was still a wolf while he looked at himself to find that he was still a Were-hog as well.
As the trio were trying to figure out what was going on, Shadow spoke.
"Hey. Where's that imp?"
"You mean Midna?" Sonic asked, scanning the area for the imp.
But he found nothing, neither did Shadow and Link. Shadow growled.
"Gah! Where did she run off to! She must know something about what has happened to us!"
"Oh, that's right. I forgot to mention one thing "
The group heard Midna's vo
Fallen Angels Part IThe morning sun assaulted Samus Aran's eyes as she guided her Gunship through the inter-dimensional portal Master Hand had opened for the Smashers' convenience. Donning her helmet, the bounty hunter steered her vessel towards the landing strip where other aircraft were already docked. Crazy Hand, having been put in charge of air traffic control, directed Samus to a section of the airfield where a group of Toads stood ready to unload her luggage. Deploying the landing gear, the Gunship touched down.Fallen Angels Part I5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Removing her helmet, Samus leant back in her seat, breathing a sigh of relief as she saw the Falcon Flyer parked the other side of the airfield; she'd rather avoid crossing the good Captain's path for the time being. Putting away her armour, the bounty hunter descended the Gunship's cargo ramp where an ape garbed in a tuxedo, wraparound shades and a red bandana awaited her. Evidently, Master Hand had had a hard time finding extra help for this tournament.
"Welcome to Smash Mansion
MxP - The Secret Forest"It's just up there, Princess. Just look right where I'm pointing! That group of stars is in the shape of a P! P for Princess Peach!" exclaimed Mario.MxP - The Secret Forest3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Peach looks carefully at the stars Mario was pointing at. Together they were sitting on the front porch steps of Mario's house watching the stars. Fortunately, the wooden steps were quite comfortable. So it was perfect for stargazing.
"Oh... Oh! I see it! Right there, it DOES look like a P! That's so cool!" said an impressed Peach.
"Can you see that little Mushroom constellation over there? Look exactly where I'm pointing." Informed Peach as she raised her arm upwards.
"Uh... I can't see it- Oh wait! There it is! Wow!" Mario beamed upon seeing the stars in the shape of his favourite Power Up. Peach lets out a small chuckle.
"How many stars do you think are up there?" asked the blonde haired monarch.
"Lots. Lots and lotsa stars." He replied whilst staring deeper into the sky. The crickets chirped away into the night along with a few owls
New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and LucinaLink and Samus looked at the blue-haired man standing across from them. His arms crossed across his chest and an air of authority and leadership surrounding him. Standing next to the man was a young woman, with long blue hair, also seemed to have an air of authority and leadership around her.New Smash Bros Interviews: Chrom and Lucina2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“You’re Chrom, right?” asked Link as he looked at the application.
“And this would be…?” questioned the Hylian, turning to the woman.
“This is Lucina…my daughter,” replied the leader of The Shepherds.
This shocked Samus. “Daughter?! She looks to be the same age as you!”
“…Time travel?” questioned Link.
Lucina let out a gasp. “How did you know?”
The Hylian swordsman let out a laugh. “I’ve had some experience with it. So why is it that you two wish to become Smash Fighters?”
“I had heard that Marth is one. I wish to
Into The GalaxyWhen I woke up here, I gasped in awe and just watched around, because how magical and mystic this place was. So peaceful and ambiatic.Into The Galaxy3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Then I realised I was far away from my home.
What if I will never get out of here? What will come to Peach?
To tell you, it was sad mix of wonder and melancholy. But strangely enough, I didn't feel any regret or worry. Maybe I might have stayed in this place forever.
That could've have been the fate. But one play of hide'n seek saved my life.
'It's My Roll'"It's My Roll"'It's My Roll'2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mario Party Parody for Bon Jovi’s ‘It’s My Life’
This ain't a song for the broke and coinless
No magic lamp or boo for those who can’t afford it
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
Gonna be the Super Star
Gonna shout it out loud
It's my roll
It's now or never
Can’t stay ‘way from that star forever
I’ll have to pass it eventually
If I want victory (It's my roll)
The dice is like an open highway
Can only hope that it’ll go my way
Because it’s impossible to see,
What the number’s gonna be
It's my roll
This is for the ones who fell to Bowser
For Luigi, and Peach, though no one ever liked her
Gonna keep getting harder make no mistake
Just one single Chance Time is all it takes
It's my roll
And It's now or never
Can’t stay ‘way from that star forever
I’ll have to pass it eventually
If I want victory (It's my roll)
The dice is like an open highway
Can only hope t
The Darkness WithinPit?The Darkness Within2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He's full of darkness;
I would know
All the voices in my head
Longing to be truly heard
Or is it just me?
I'm not a stereotype--
I didn't choose this
He couldn't handle
The darkness within.
I'm not the clone;
And he will be all mine.
It's a mask,
And everyone wears it
I have no happiness,
For I am the darkness,
Pure midnight evil.
If I am the clone,
The darkness within,
Then I am completely alone.
A Friend in NeedRainA Friend in Need2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was raining, a rare thing around those parts. Princess Peach was inside Smash Mansion, having a nice tea party with some of the Brawlers.
She brought her teacup to her lips and frowned.
"It's raining..." she said absently, to nobody in particular.
"Were you even listening to me?" Sonic pouted.
Sonic punched him in the arm.
Peach rolled her eyes and pointed out the window.
"Its been a while since it rained, hasn't it?"
Sonic huffed. "Yeah, so what?"
"Do you think it could be a sign?"
"A sign of evil? I doubt it," Ike said, sipping his tea.
"Evil?" Luigi echoed, eyes widening in fear. "What do you mean, princess?"
Peach stood and waved her hand dismissively.
"Nevermind. It's just a theory of mine. No big deal."
Big deal or not, Peach was still curious. She plucked her umbrella from a nearby coat hanger and went off upstairs. The Brawlers all gave her weird looks, but said nothing as she left.
Once upstairs, she went to Nana and Popo's room and (aft
TherapyHe never remembered the journey here. It was always made on autopilot. But he knew the walk back was always one of hopeless despair, one he'd never yet made alone.Therapy11 months ago in Drama More Like This
It was a path he and his brother trod often in happier times, when they were still able to come and go as they pleased. Though there was no point in coming to this place any more, there were times he'd still inexplicably find himself here. He didn't know why. He'd lost hope long ago.
He traced the 'X' etched into the tree with his finger, a symbol he renewed every year to stop it from fading. Mario had scratched it there with his pen-knife on that fateful morning before sprinting back to their lodge for a spade. While waiting for his brother's return Luigi began clawing at the ground with his hands, looking for any sign of the pipe that had brought them here from Brooklyn the night before. They dug for it all day, taking turns to rest, until they'd created a circular hole four feet deep and six in diameter. Then they spent t
A Love PoemYou made me smile and laughA Love Poem5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You made me want to be better
To run farther,
To love harder
You made me love to fall
I wanted to be the one to hold you
I want to tell you I love you
I want to kiss you in the rain
Sometimes it burns
Every time I think of you
The pain, the boredom they stop
And suddenly I'd be content to lie still for awhile
If only I could feel your heart against mine.
I'm not a good person,
And this isn't a good poem,
I don't always speak the truth,
But this time it's true:
I love you.
HaikuSimple and divineHaiku7 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
An ambrosia for the mind
Five, seven, then five
Haiku About HaikuI will play aroundHaiku About Haiku8 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
With these beats made out from sounds
This five seven five
What Is A Haiku?What is a haiku?What Is A Haiku?5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
A distillation of thought
The essence of words.
PoemasSiempre amanecePoemas3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sol, esfera ardiente que en el cielo te hayas
bañando mi mundo de luz con el alba.
Tus dorados cabellos caen cual cascadas,
llenas de vida, de alma dotadas;
que despiertan a cuanto ven mis ojos.
Pero el día continúa, poco a poco te apagas.
Y, cuando al llegar la noche te marchas,
pienso en tu triunfal regreso mañana.
Recuerda un recuerdo que será recordado,
un suceso ocurrido en el pasado
cuando los árboles florecían al sol de Mayo,
cuando aún estabas a mi lado.
En mil lugares te he buscado,
más mi ser no te ha encontrado.
La pena de mí se ha apoderado:
la vida ya no es lo mismo
sin tus besos, tus abrazos,
tus caricias y tus llantos.
Qué fue de aquellos días...
¿volverán o se irán sin dejar rastro?
La vida se me escapa entre las manos
y te busco sin descanso.
Mis recuerdos son mi guía,
mis memorias, mi pasado.
A mis pesares vividos, olvido
La vida es justa?"¿La vida es justa?"La vida es justa?3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Eso fue lo que dijo aquel hombre, aquel hombre que con tan poco tiempo de conocerlo me ha enseñado tanto, aquel que parece tener una armazón de piedra irrompible, aquel que nunca sabes cuando bromea y cuando no, aquel que nunca sabes que hará, aquel que cuestiona la vida de forma casi poética.
"¿La vida es justa?"
Resuena en mi cabeza, aquella conversación grupal que tuvimos, todos declaraban que sí lo era.. Él los debatía y callaba, mientras yo no sabía que pensar.
"¿La vida es justa?"
Sinceramente no sé la respuesta, nunca lo había pensado, aun ahora, meses después, no tengo ni la menor idea. Sé con toda certeza que miles de millones dirían que no, que no lo era, mientras el resto diría que sí. Una batalla incesante, con pruebas tanto de un lado como el otro, nadie quiere perder, no con esa cla