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The Simpsons Fan Fic 3The Simpsons Fan Fic 34 years ago in Humor More Like This
After about two hours of going door to door and collecting signatures, Bart and Lisa had only two signatures left for the library to stay in Springfield. "So, who's left?" The spiky-haired demon asked. "Let's see," Lisa said while looking over the list. "...Lenny, Carl, Kirk, and then- Mr. Burns!" She gasped. Bart smirked and told her, "No problem, Burns and I are cool now, I'll get him to sign it!" He led the two up to Burns' mansion, and they rang the doorbell. Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant, opened the door. "Simpson's kids!" He said, "What are you doing here?" "We want to talk to you and Mr. Burns." Lisa stated. Mr. Burns started to wobb
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Age: 15
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties an
SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 2.Narrator: Previously on SithVamp Reviews…SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 2.3 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
(Shows footage from part 1 of the Review)
Robert: I, Reviewer, am Robert, guardian of bad movies and shows in Hades.
Reviewer: What do you want me to watch? The Looney Tunes Show?
Robert: Worse
Reviewer: Problem Solverz?
Robert: Even worse than that!
(Reviewer holds a copy of Son of the Mask)
Reviewer: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Shows the baby nightmare scene)
Nurse 1: And another boy
Nurse 2: And a girl!
Nurses: Boy! Girl!
(Nurses show vampire babies to Tim)
Odin: LLLOOOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Reviewer: Bob Hoskins, no!
(Shows the Halloween party scene a
SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 1.(It's a beautiful morning. The SithVamp Reviewer is in his bathrobe, entering his kitchen, looking for breakfast, while singing Savoy Truffle by the Beatles)SithVamp Reviews: Son of the Mask, Part 1.3 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Reviewer: Cream Tangerine and Montelimar,
A Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart,
Coffee Dessert, yes you know it's good news...
(Pours himself some tea. Then he goes to the cupboard to get some Oreos. He puts the Oreos on a plate, and with the plate and the mug of tea, he goes to his theater room.)
Reviewer: Hmmm, there's nothing better in the morning than wake up, have a nice breakfast, and then watch some of your favorite cartoons! I'll start out with some Tiny Toons episodes!
(Put
Super Strong Warner Siblings full theme songSuper Strong Warner Siblings full theme song3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
They've got a hilarious show you have never seen before
They've got the ability to make you laugh and laugh some more
No one could ever take them down,
The humor lies on their side!
Chorus:
Super Strong Warner Siblings, hey hey, Super Sibs!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, let humor live!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, laughter to the max!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, Animaniacs!!!
They know the fate of fun is lying in their hands,
They know to only use their gadgets for the best!
No one could ever take them down,
The humor lies on their side!
Chorus:
Super Strong Warner Siblings, hey hey, Super Sibs!
Super Strong Warner Siblings, let humor l
Skylanders: Spyro's Baby SisterIt was a wonderful day in Skylands, Spyro was falling asleep in his cave while counting sheep. When Spyro woke up, He heard a strange noise coming from the cave. He opened his eyes and rubbed them and went to see what it is. It was Cynder sitting onto her knees with an egg. "Cynder? What are you doing with an egg?" He said to the violet dragoness as he got closer to it. "I'm hatching it." Cynder replied. "Ramses said that your parents laid an egg and he gave it to you for saving Skylands." "What the heck? I'm getting to be a Big brother of this thing, I'm just too crazy right now." He happily said. Suddenly, The egg started to hatch as it revSkylanders: Spyro's Baby Sister4 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Buttercream's Dental Check UpButtercream Sundae is hopping down the street in hope of finding yummy candy to fill her sweet tooth. "Hmm, I wonder if I can buy some candy at the vending machine." She said. The yellow rabbit hopped to the vending machine and she saw a yummy chocolate bar. "Would you look at that, I always wanted that kind of candy to munch on to my teeth." Buttercream looked up and saw it near by a bottle of water. A pigeon flew down and placed a coin on Buttercream's foot then it flew off. The yellow rabbit noticed something on one of her feet. "Hey, What's that?" She said as her green eyes looked down. "It's a golden coin! I can get the chocolate bar outButtercream's Dental Check Up4 months ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
SithVamp Reviews: Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerSithVamp Reviews: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer6 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Welcome to another episode of SithVamp Reviews.
Today, I'm gonna take a look at Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a stop-motion musical Christmas Special made by Rankin-Bass productions in 1964.
The movie starts with a montage showing a city in a snow-storm and pieces of newspaper showing articles about the snow-storm.
We then cut to the North-Pole. Here we meet our narrator, Sam the Snowman, voiced by Burl Ives. Sam tells us that he lives in a part of the North-Pole, which he refers to as Christmas Town. After walking past a forest of Christmas-Trees, he shows us a castle where Santa Claus lives.
We then
WatermelonWatermelon2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Watermelon
It all started when a farmer planted the seed.
Anything that is planted will either live or die, but this is neither at the moment.
This seed is only a mere little seed, nothing to fret .
But this seed does grow, and my, how does it grow.
The fruit gets bigger and bigger and it soon develops into a watermelon.
I don't understand how I can carry this watermelon month after month,
When it depends on the support of these thin vines of mine.
This watermelon needs to be nurtured and cared for.
It needs to be tend for before the sun gets impatient and wakes up as well.
And sometimes I'm not sure whether this watermelon is a we
Prediction for the final Green Lantern episode(The Reviewer is sitting on his chair)Prediction for the final Green Lantern episode3 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Reviewer: Hey guys, this is the SithVamp Reviewer, and this time it's not going to be an episode of SithVamp Reviews, this is just a little special. In this special I'm gonna tell you my predictions on the upcoming final episode of the Green Lantern Animated Series.
So the episode starts out where it left off, and then Hal, Kilowog and Razer go and collect all members of the Green Lantern Corps to put a stop to Aya's evil mission. The Blue Lanterns and the Star Sapphires also volunteer to join the fight. In the middle of the episode, since they felt that he had lost all hope, Saint Walker and Brother W
Just YouYou're somewhere else,Just You9 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Doing something else,
While I sit here now,
Thinking
Of you.
I want you now!
Where are you now?!
Waiting for you to call on me,
Wishing I knew if you were missing me,
These feelings won't leave me be,
No one was ever mistress of my heart…
But you.
Just you.
The Meaning of the RoseTitle : The Meaning of the RoseThe Meaning of the Rose1 year ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Fandom : Vampire Knight
Rating : K
Genre : Romance
Characters/Pairings : Kaname and Yuuki
Word Count : 1,634
Summary : A small Yume oneshot based around the Roses that bloom once every ten years.
___________________________________________________________________________
It was dark. Yuuki could not see a thing, as she was led along what felt like a path, judging by the sound of the crunching of her feet on the earth below. A strong familiar arm was wrapped around her middle as one of her hands was taken in a larger warm hand, held close to a beating heart. A heart she knew very well. Just thinking abo
MuseLife without you;Muse1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A horrible hell,
Yet a destined fate.
Meaningless,
Pointless,
Lifeless.
What's the point in life,
When the one you love is gone?
When your muse for so long has left?
When your muse has gone,
What can you do?
What is there to do?
Without you,
I'm an artist without her brush,
Without her canvas.
A writer,
Without her pencil,
Without her inspiration.
I need you,
My muse,
To find purpose.
To make sense,
Of this cold, dry world,
To see life's beauty~
Never KnowI will never know what it's like to hold you so tightlyNever Know1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I will never know what it's like to stay up late at night together
I will never know what it's like to see you smile everyday
I will never be able to keep the promise of "forever"
You will never know what I still feel for you
You will never know how much I hurt every now and then
You will never know what I'd give to get you back
You will never be in my safe arms again
I will never be able to watch those shooting stars with you
You will never let your guardians lose control of your fragile heart
I will never be the same from this lovely and painful encounter
You will never know
Stand UpBottle my heart,Stand Up1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Use it as ink.
Don't push me over the edge,
I'll drag you off the brink.
I'm young,
And I'm loud,
And got plenty to say.
I'll keep shouting,
Till you listen,
I'm through running away!
They say they're dominant,
We are the people of humanity.
This world's lost,
Caught up in the jaws of insanity.
The snake might be big,
But we can still fight.
Sparks keep on flying,
So it's time to ignite!
The young are strong,
The old have a voice.
Lets remind them all,
That this is still OUR choice!
Stone me,
Break me,
Buy you'll never take me,
Alive.
I will keep on fighting,
Igniting,
My will to survive.
SOPA,
P
Denny and IzzieThis weird feeling that occurs when you feel so sad, yet you don't know why.Denny and Izzie2 years ago in Drama More Like This
As if somebody died. Mostly because of the many emotions you encounter in a too short period of time. Because of a heart wrenching story of a man who falls short on living days, after proposing to the woman he felt was right for him. Not knowing that it was the last time she'd see, not knowing that it was the last time he'd see, they end up meeting once more, but this time, on different sides. She firmly grasps his hospital robe and cries while he gives no response, cold, like the blue side of the moon. Tried to save him, she has. By finding a heart that belonged to
Feelings never returnedI'm dying insideFeelings never returned2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My feelings are true
My thoughts I can't hide
Though I try to from you
Each day draws out longer
Your siren's call stronger
Each day I wish more to confess
Though I'll run through red fields
In this white satin dress
To the midnight blue glories
In the sun's setting west
And for you, I shall pick one
And place in a vase
And fill much more than mere water in that glass
And as the petals rain down,
So too shall my tears
For the days expand longer
As do my new fears
(Fears I know to be based round the truth)
Fears that are centered round what you will do
And I wish to stay strong
And I wish to call out
Thou
Loving AloneWhen I look at you,Loving Alone2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
There's this torture to
The very bottom of my heart.
When I'm standing there,
You don't seem to care
That you're the only thing I care about,
Tonight.
I love you more,
Than everything.
But you love me more,
Than nothing.
And in these streets,
Where we roam,
There's nothing worse
Than loving alone.
Sometimes as the trees change,
I find it oh so strange,
That time passes around us.
It seems to me,
There can never be,
A moment I don't want you,
Beside me.
I love you more,
Than everything.
But you love me more,
Than nothing.
And in these streets,
Where we roam,
There's nothing worse
Than loving alo
Sta.sh
