The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
TS- Big Brother Little BrotherThe Simpsons copyrighted to Matt GroeningTS- Big Brother Little Brother4 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Story copyrighted to me, jamcub as of June, 8th, 2009
Roberto, I mean it, Francesca said as she trust her sleeping son into her husbands arms. Here. Take care of him. And god forbid you dropping him somewhere.
Francesca!, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger pleaded. I cant take him! He is just a- kid!
Well, I cant take im, either, Francesca said. Ill be taking the next flight back to Italy, so therell be no time for dawdling.
Goodness, I have more important things to worry about!, Bob grumbled. Gino turned around, sucking on his thumb and groaning softly. Bob sighed as Francesca climbed back into the taxi shed arrived in and was about to shut the door behind her. Wait.
What is it? Francesca cast an unwilling glance at her husband. I dont have time for this.
The Powerful Flame - ProloguePrologueThe Powerful Flame - Prologue1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"Psyhco Bob Escapes Again"
Bob squinted as he made out the headline on the paper in the dark light, and when making it out, he chuckled. Freedom. He was free. The tall pale yellow man knew not to mess up this chance, or he would end up back in that hell hole with little chance of escaping again. But what would he do now? At the moment, he was staying in his younger brother Cecil's appartment, brainstorming ways for revenge on every last one of his enemies. If only he knew exactly how to gain his goals...
With a fed up sigh, Bob headed for the room he was sleeping in whie staying with his sibling. After bidding goodnight to Cecil and getting ready for slumber, he lay in bed under the cosy covers, staring up at the ceiling in a puzzled daydream. When his brain was exsausted, he closed his eyes and waited for sleep to wash over him like a wave.
All of a sudden, Bob was looking at a completley red wall. Rotating his head and body for a full view, he realised he was i
Lorax Safe and SoundI remember truffulas falling down,Lorax Safe and Sound1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When said I'd never cut another.
When all pollutants killed your light.
I remember you said "that I speak for the trees!"
But all that's dead and gone and past tonight.
Just close my eyes,
The trees are tumbling down,
I'll be alright,
I'm making money now.
Come morning light,
You and I'll have...a...thneed.
Don't you dare look out you window,
Once-ler everything is dying.
The lorax outside your door still says warnings.
Hold on to this little seed,
Even when the trees are gone.
Can't hide my lies,
Animals say goodbyes.
it's not alright,
Chopping down all the life.
Come morning light,
Everyone will have...a...thneed.
Nooo, Nooo, Nooo, Nooo,
Nooo, Nooo, Nooo, Nooo,
Why, why (why, why)
Why, why (why, why)
Nooo, Nooo, Nooo, Nooo,
Nooo, Nooo, Nooo, Nooo,
Why, why (why, why)
Weep silent cries,
Lorax come back oh please!
This was not right,
I let everyone down.
Lost in the dark,
I'm left with the word...un-...less.
Stage Fright: Chapter 6 (Bob/Bart)Chapter Six: Your LoveStage Fright: Chapter 6 (Bob/Bart)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Quick Note: I don't think lyrics are allowed on fanfiction . net , but the version of this chapter posted here has them. If you came here from fanfiction . net because you wanted to read the version with the lyrics, then welcome to my DA page.
"He called me WHAT?" Lisa yelled at the top of her lungs, causing a picture frame to fall off of the kitchen wall. "Why that little... when I get my hands on him I'll..." Lisa growled, making strangling motions with her hands in an eerily similar way as their father would.
"Just forget it; he was saying it to hurt me, not you," said Bart as he sat at the kitchen table with Lisa directly across from him. Lisa had kept pestering him until he finally let her in on the fight he'd had with Milhouse. A persistent one she was, but he knew that she only had his best interest in mind and it did feel good to get it off his chest and to confide in someone.
"It's no big deal really. Everyone knows you're as pure as snow Lis," Ba
We Three: PrologueThere we were, Sitting on the park bench, my head on his lap his fingers running over my hair. Our best friend was there to, Drawing away in her sketchbook. Me, Once-Ler, and Morgan, a trio to remember. As Morgan was finishing up her drawing, a note fell onto her book. She looked at the note then at us. "Hey guys... Did you see where this came from?" she asked. "Uh... No, Did you see anything Oncie?" I replied. "Nope" He added. "OPEN IT!" We exclaimed. "Okay okay! Sheesh, calm down..." She opened the note and read aloud "You three have been selected, to go on a dangerous quest to find the glowing gold and the shimmering silver. If you choose to accept it, go home and find the maps we gave you. If you do not accept... A-Always watch your back..." We all stared at the note, frightened. "L-Lets accept it eh?" added Once-Ler nervously. "You read my mind!" Morgan and I replied. "We should get going. I bet they're watching." Morgan and Once-ler nodded in agreement and we set off. MeWe Three: Prologue1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sydney can be a girl's name too!Chapter 5Sydney can be a girl's name too!1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"YOU LOST THE WHAT!?!" Once-ler yelled. "We lost the house, we have no where to live. And we were wondering if we could all move in with you and Yidney?" "No, her name is Sydney mother. And I don't want you ruining our marriage. So you're on your own!" is what Once-ler should have said. What he really said was "Of course you can move in with me and Yidney!" and he hugged his mother.
At Sydney's and Once-ler's place...
"YOU WHAT!?!" Sydney yelled at Once-ler. "Oh come on Sydney! They're my family!" "ONCE-LER! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THEY TRIED TO MAKE US BREAK UP!?!" Once-ler flinched at her calling him by his real name. She only called him Once-ler when she was really mad at him. "I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M MORE PISSED AT! THE FACT THAT YOU LET PEOPLE WHO HATE MY GUTS INTO OUR HOME!?! OR THAT YOU MADE A DECISION LIKE THIS WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT WITH ME! I MEAN! WE'RE MARRIED NOW ONCE-LER! WE LIVE TOGETHER! WE NEED TO MAKE DECISIONS T
Sydney can be a girl's name too!Over the next few weeks Once-ler kept on going out with Sydney. After 5 weeks Once-ler asked Sydney to be his girlfriend and she said "Dude, I was already your girlfriend on the 3rd date!" he laughed at that and apologized for his stupidity and she forgave him. The weeks turned into months, the months turned into years. And they were as happy as can be.Sydney can be a girl's name too!1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
When they got to the middle of their senior year, they took a break to see other people. Two weeks into the break Once-ler called Sydney and asked her to come pick him up from the hospital because of an incident with his newest ex-girlfriend Katie's brother (her brother beat him up when he found out Once-ler broke up with Katie). In the car O
All Roads Lead to You- Chapter 1The morning sky was still dark as Rosie emptied the drawers of her dresser. She folded every garment carefully and struggled to fit most of her wardrobe in a small suitcase. "Dear, are you sure you want to leave? Who knows what horrors you'll encounter! I'm sure you'll come back crying to your momma. Just, reconsider darling, this is just far too rash!" her mother warned the young girl. She dismissed the question, insulted that her own mother doubted her strength. She emptied the suitcase at once. It was a complete mess. There were simply not enough pajamas. She explored another drawer and spotted her favorite pajama bottoms: pink with cupcakes on them. Her mother was still looking at her with disapproval. She gave her a weak smile. "Mother, I'll be fine. I've always wanted to travel," she said attempting to ease her mother's nerves. She had resolved months ago that she was old enough to leave home. She was tired of being a burden to her family and was certain that her absence woAll Roads Lead to You- Chapter 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Interview of 4 Once-lers and Dr. HorribleNickieru: Hello! And welcome to this interview! Today I will be interviewing Once-ler, Greed-ler, Swag-ler, Pun-ler, and Dr. Horrible! Say "hello" guys!Interview of 4 Once-lers and Dr. Horrible1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Greed-ler: Sup baby?
Swag-ler: Stay stupid babies!
Pun-ler: Hello! I hope your having a pun-derfull time!
Dr. Horrible: Hi. Don't cross me, I killed a girl.
Nickieru: Uh, you didn't really kill Penny, it was Caption Hammer's fault.
Dr. Horrible: *in a whiney voice* SHUT UP!
Nickieru: Ok. First question! What's ur favorite color?
Greed-ler and Swag: Green!
Dr. Horrible: Red
Nickieru: What do you think of your fan girls?
Once-ler: Depends on the type. The ones who basically want me to go screw myself kinda freak me out! While I really like the ones who just wanna hug me and be my friend. Though I'm not the biggest fan of when I get my hat stolen, NICKIE!
Nickieru: *looks up at the brim of Once-ler's fedora which is upon her head* What? It's a nice hat! And I don't have a fedora! I only
Sydney can be a girl's name too! Chapter 3For the next few days, Once-ler tried his best to make sure he had everything for his date with Sydney. He went through everything in his closet to find the perfect outfit, he went back to the coffee shop to talk to the waitress, and he practiced his answers to questions. He did everything to become prepared for the date. Why is he doing all of this for just one girl? One girl that he had just met? Well, the reason why is because there was something about this girl. All he wanted to do is have her in his arms. He didn't want to mess it all up.Sydney can be a girl's name too! Chapter 31 year ago in Profiles More Like This
One thing he did is, make sure his family didn't know. Them knowing would mess it all up. They'd want to meet her on the first date and scare her away. Like they did with every girl he went out with. Not once did his relationship with a living thing end because of something other than his family. His girlfriend in kindergarten got scared away because Chett cut off one of her pig tails. In 2nd grade his fashioneasta girlfriend got scared away
Once-ler and Greed-ler get stuck togethorOnce-ler was in Greed-ler's office, annoyed because a little girl broke his guitar over his head because he said that thneeds weren't what everyone needed. He was gluing the guitar back together, with Greed-ler next to him, counting money.Once-ler and Greed-ler get stuck togethor1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Greed-ler smirked and said "You got your guitar broken by a LITTLE GIRL!" "SHUT UP!" "BUT IT WAS A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Greed-ler went into a huge laughing fit. "Don't you want to get revenge?" "On what?" "The little girl" "But she was a little girl!" "She still broke your guitar. Do somethin' to her mom, pay someone to hide in her closet with a monster costume on and scare her, do somethin' to her mom......." "Why do you keep on suggesting that?" "Cause we're so good looking we could totally do it!" Greed-ler said with a smirk, he raised his hand for a high five. And Once-ler high fived him.
"Uh, dude, take your hand away!" Greed-ler said "UH I can't, I think I had glue on my hand!" Once-ler said while pulling on his arm. "Oh sh**!" Greed-l
Oncie meets his Dad 4Once-ler smiled at his dad, he couldn't believe what was happening. He had finally found his dad, and his dad actually CARED about him! Also, his father was actually gonna fight for custody of him! Though it would only be a few years until he went of to college, it still was very awesome!Oncie meets his Dad 41 year ago in Profiles More Like This
"So what would you like for dinner?" Once-ler broke out of his deep thoughts "Uh what?" "What would you like for dinner? Pizza? Burgers? Hot dogs? Ice cream?" "Wait, ice cream?" Once-ler was surprised, he thought that ice cream was a dessert, not a dinner. "Yah! Ice cream! Though I am a parent, doesn't mean I have to be the most responsible parent!" "Then yah! Let's have ice cream!"
Derek took Oncie's hand and took him out for ice cream and a movie (BONUS!). That was when Once-ler realized something, All my life, I always thought that the world didn't like me, he thought, and that's why it put me in such a horrible family! When, the world just wanted me to go through a h
My Fault -- Chapter 1The Once-ler had been living in a tent in the woods for about a week now. "Don't get me wrong," Once-ler said to Melvin, who wasn't really listening,"it's a very nice tent, it's just . . .it's a tent. In the woods." The Once-ler sighed and looked at the great blue sky over head, the clouds moving swiftly by. Well, he thought, as soon I sell my thneed, get famous, and have all the money I want, I'll be able to get a real house.My Fault -- Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yeah . . ." He sighed in contentment as his ambitious thoughts carried him to a happy place, filled with adoring family and all the pancakes and marshmallows he could eat, while in the real world, Melvin loyally carried him home to his almost comfortable bed and his stash of soft marshmallows.
By the time Melvin had arrived with the Once-ler and his wagon in tow, the sun had set the Truffula trees ablaze with its golden light and the Once-ler was fast asleep, his hat covering his eyes. What a lazy bum, Melvin thought as he kicked
Nightmare before christmas idea (deleted scene)I'm thinking about doing a nightmare before christmas parody in the month of december. This is an idea 'scene' of mine. I was listening to the original take of 'Making Christmas' on my I-pod and it got me thinking while Jack Skellington (Once-ler) is caught up in making Christmas, he starts to change slowly. Sally (brooke) becomes worried based off of a vision she had of Once-ler's christmas going down the pooper, which he ignores. After seeing to much, Brooke walks away, making Once-ler follow after her.Nightmare before christmas idea (deleted scene)1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Here's the scene:
The Once-ler was running around Thneedville (aka Halloween town), helping out everyone with thier christmas presents. Brooke was helping out by making his santa suit, she could help him with that, but she couldn't help but worry about the man she secretly has a crush on. She worried he was just going to get himself killed and if not that, seriously injured. She finished up the santa suit and ran off, not wanting to see him so happy anymore. Oncie looked up and saw
RQ - 1 2 3 4 (Once-lerxOC)It was a beautiful night in the Truffula forest.RQ - 1 2 3 4 (Once-lerxOC)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sky was clear, stars were shimmering brightly in the dark night sky, and the hypnotic-like chirps from the crickets hidden away in the green grass had seemed to sooth all the creatures into a deep slumber. That was, of course, for a certain brown-haired girl who was taking a midnight stroll through the forest taking in the Truffula tree's pleasant aroma and occasionally reaching up to run her pail hand carefully across the soft tufts.
Her name was Autumn, and, despite her normal appearance, she wasn't a human.
Autumn, you see, was actually the spirit of a Truffula tree. That is, until, his magical creature name The Lorax brought her to life. The mustached guardian said it was to show The Once-ler that trees really did have inner life, and weren't just hunks of wood in the ground. Speaking of The Once-ler; he was the reason Autumn was taking a walk instead of sleeping like the others.
She just...couldn't stop thinking about him
What happened to Oncie's Dad (my version)It was a bright and sunny Sunday afternoon and, a 7 year old Once-ler was in the attic, looking for something to share for show and tell tomorrow. He was looking through a box when he found a picture of a young woman, who looked like a younger version of his mother, and a young man, who looked alot like Once-ler! The young man had the same shade of black hair he had, the same blue eyes, even the same freckles! There was a few differences (decides age, of coarse!), like the man had more of a oval shaped head, and he had a bit of a 12 'o'clock shadow too.What happened to Oncie's Dad (my version)1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Once-ler took the picture down to his mother who was in the kitchen making a late lunch. "Mommy," Oncie said sweetly "is this you and my daddy?" he asked while showing her the picture he found. His mother looked at the picture and got a discussed look on her face, she turned to Oncie with a sweet look on her face. "Why yes! That is your deadbeat, guitar strumming, womanizing father!" she said in her (fake) sweet voi
The Untold Story Of The Once-lerThe Untold Story Of The Once-ler1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Untold Story of The Once-ler
Years ago It all started back such a long.. long time back. When the factory was torn
down I was just starting accept my new life in solitude.
I remember it like it was yesterday Or a day like any other. One day as I am planting
saplings, and a fuzzy familiar creature shows up in my lurkim yard overjoyed I greet
him "HAHAHAA!!!" Pipsqueak! The young adult barbaloot Pipsqueak smiles at me and
speaks "Hehehe Once-ler." With so many years Pipsqueak had developed vocabulary and had
learned to speak. I couldn't help seeing his face again after all these years. The last
time I saw him he gave me a look that I would never forget in all my years. I spoke to
him. "I'm sorry, I' just so sorry for all the pain and suffering I have caused for you."
my wrinkly eyes tearing up in great sorrow. But Pipsqueak just held up his paw for me to
silence "No." "Don't be why just look at all the new tree's you have planted." I regret
to say thoug
A Weird Dream I HadWOAH, haven't written one of these in a while. Damn, I had a weird dream last night. I remember it had The Greed-ler, Kid, Chuck-E-Cheese's, some Korean river/waterfall, a train, and a whole bunch of random shit.A Weird Dream I Had1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
So, I don't remember how it started. Freaking, wow, me. But, the earliest part I remember is that Izzi, Moony, and I were on this floating forest thing. And The Greed-ler was cutting down trees with these really buff guys with hardhats. Except, everything was plastic. We didn't like this for some strange reason, and started yelling at The Greed-ler. He got mad and started yelling back.
So, next thing ya know, we're in green overalls and orange shirts and we're freaking WORKING for the Greed-ler, cutting down trees and stuff. And guess who was working next to us? ANDREW. I don't even know.
So, we go on this train thing, and we ride for a while. MY FAMILY WAS ON THE TRAIN WITH US, DAMMIT. I don't mean just my mom, dad, and siblings. I mean my whole FAMILY. Cous
S.O.S, for ask-once-ler-and-greed-ler*S.O.S* by sallymay6 for bv99S.O.S, for ask-once-ler-and-greed-ler1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oncie cried in his room. He had been blamed for things HE didn't do. Things that cost him a week of detention.
Greed-ler has gone too far. He's done it for too long. He's controlled his life and threw away the life that he could have had and replaced it with one where there's no escape from the pain around him.
He has to stop. But the only problem is. How can he? He's apart of him. He IS him but not him. And Once ler can't win a battle for control against greed ler.
'Someone help me.'
He tried to tell greed ler to stop but as usual he refused. He wasn't ever going to stop. Why would he? He's called Greed ler for a reason.
But he won't stop hurting him.
Not physical like how his brothers play punchies or when people at school like to beat him up. Well sometimes,yes,it is greed ler who got him into some of those situations, but the pain he feels now is mental pain. It feels worse than a kick in the gut
A Different Dimension PrologueA different dimension......A Different Dimension Prologue1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Another boring day at school. As always. My daily routine is the same as the day before. Harshly woken up from my dreams,one of the few good places where I can escape this heck hole called reality. Eat a 30 second breakfast. Then brush my teeth for two minutes. Comb my wavy short hair. Brush my teeth again. Get dressed. Brush ny teeth. Again. Grab my back pack,get on the bus,tell Brandon Terris to stop flirting with me,arrive at the heck hole called high school. Endure an endless torture of bordom. Get back on the bus. Go home. Do homework. Eat dinner. Go to bed.
And the never ending cycle repeats.
'Life is short,live your life to the fullest.'
My parents say this,all the time. 'How can I off I can't escape this firey heck hole and actually Do SOMETHING with my life. My last year of high school is almost over,thank the lord above. But I still have a few more exams. Great...
3 weeks. That's all. I'll be fine. I ca
Ruft draft for a new lorax fanfictionA different dimension.....Ruft draft for a new lorax fanfiction1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Prologue plot draft.
Savannah and Sapphire live their lives like every normal high school girl. Their lives are boring and dull. Until one day they find a sphere like machine that to them looks like its from 3023. Savannah tries to turn it on. Frustrated by the fact she cat she throws it to the ground. The sphere transports them to the world of the lorax,(2012 version) and since Savannah threw it they discover the machine destroyed. Thus leaving them stranded in the funny and fantastic world of Dr seuss until it can be fixed.
The New Pony in TownThe New Pony in Town1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
It was a normal Saturday for Akio and his family. His parents were out for the night, so Akio and Sweet Pea had the house for themselves. Sweet Pea rented the movie "The Lorax and was in the middle of watching it. Akio, getting off of work early, was looking at videos on Youtube. Since he saw Ed+ videos, he wanted to see what else there was on Youtube. At that time, he was listening to a song from a series called "Friendship is Witchcraft".
"Hey Sweet Pea, listen to this song! It's called Gypsy Bard. She sound exactly like you!"
"Not now!" Sweet Pea replied. "I'm watching The Lorax!" then she said quietly "Especially the Once-ler." Akio walked over and saw a tall man wearing green gloves. "I swear, if he ever became a pony, I would be the happiest pony alive!" She went back to watching the movie. Akio thought about what she said. He hatched an idea: He would learn how to travel into that realm, change the Once-ler into a pony, and take him back! And he knew just who to go to
Our story (chapter 2)Here's chapter 2, I hope you enjoy!Our story (chapter 2)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Once-ler placed down his guitar then walked over to the very first thneed he made, which is what Alessa was holding. 'I'm glad you love it..!' he thought as he gently picked up his daughter, smiling down at her. He gently placed her in the crib, stroking her chubby cheek. He looked down at the thneed, smiling at the item that made him famous.
The next day, Once-ler returned tot he village to try to sell his thneed. It was probably an excuse to see Brooke again, but he didn't care. 'The thneed is good, the thneed is great-' he was cut off by a red-haired little girl taking his guitar and breaking it in half. Brooke loved hearing his voice, it was very soothing and calming. She glared at the the people who were applauding the little girl, she hated how the people were treating him, 'I wish they would give you a chance..!' she said to herself, hoping no one would hear her. 'Brooke!' she heard her name being called, making her turn around. '