Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Lisa's vore3:30pm After schoolLisa's vore5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lisa got off the bus opened the door and slammed it shut she was really mad and stormed up to her room and laid her face on her pillow and screamed.AAAAAAAH!
Bart came into Lisa's room
"Hey Lisa are you ok", He said trying not to laugh.
Lisa looked at Bart picked up a book and threw it at him
"Get out of my ROOM", She said as she walked to her door and slammed it shut.
"Stupid Bart I wish i never had a brother", She said as she liying her face back on her pillow.
Bart didn't get the message and started harrassing Lisa by climbing on to her window and Staring at her threw the glass.
Lisa lifted her head up and saw Bart hanging on her window,
She new she had to go somewhere else to get over her problem.
She picked up her pillow and walked into her closet and closed the door untill it was pitch black.
"Dam" He said Now how am I going to bug her
He thought for a minute
"Humm I got it, He said all i have to do is wait till she leaves her room and then i'll sneak into her
A Puppet Master ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and all over the house,A Puppet Master Christmas8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…
Ok, so "house" isn't really accurate, but "hotel" just doesn't rhyme. And, well, that last verse isn't entirely true either; being a building over half a century old and long since abandoned, it certainly did get its fair share of the little buggers from time to time… and while living, sentient puppets can't exactly be called "creatures", they were indeed a-stirring!
Ever since Andre Toulon's puppets had been yet again betrayed by their last master, and had been forced to put an end to his power-hungry insanity, the gang had once more found themselves without a Master. For the past couple of years since their last adventure, they had all wondered when- or if- the next Puppet Master would ever be appointed, who was destined to come into their lives next. What fated human would, by rumour or sheer chance, stumble upon the ancient and mysterious secret of the great and late Herr Toul
The Love Potion- Chapter 1 As a warm and comforting wind teased at his greasy black hair, Snape caught a glimpse of a young redhead girl with beautiful green eyes skipping gracefully away from him. She kept looking back and giggling restlessly trying to get him to follow. Running after the girl, Snape spotted a familiar two story house approaching in the horizon.The Love Potion- Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Once the redhead finally came across the house she impatiently waited for Snape to catch up. When he did, she reached for his skinny hand and gazed into his black eyes. Snape swore he had seen this girl somewhere before but couldn't place his finger on it. Taking her small and delicate hand, he cautiously followed her inside the house.
Memories flowed into Snape as he entered, along with love and hatred. Fear grabbed a hold of him when he noticed that the girl had let go and walked upstairs. Slowly following, Snape saw a blinding green flash followed by a high-pitched scream in the room she had innocently gone i
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Character Creation TutorialCharacter creation is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being an artist or writer. This is where creativity can truly thrive as a person's imagination shines at its brightest as they form an image of a character that they find special. No matter what kind of art interests a person, characters tend to bring the depth needed to hook the viewer is looking for so that they can focus on the visual or literary piece.Character Creation Tutorial6 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Anyone can create at least one character if they put their mind to it. This tutorial will assist you in setting up your own character(s) that you may enjoy for as long as you wish.
Why make a character?
As previously stated, a character serves high importance in creating a memorable piece of art. Of course, this is not always the case, but that varies depending on the genre that you, the artist or writer, specialize in. Character creation is also an effective way to keep the creative juices in the brain flowing as
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties and always tries to get them to eat vegetarian meals. Until now, her past starts haunting her and she finds her life going down the drain. But the one thing that bothers her the most: not having a boyfriend.
Bartholemew Jojo Simpson
Occupation: Student at NSHS, asst. manager of Android's Dungeon
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
The Rugrats All Grown Up: Kimi and TommySeeing as these two have quickly become my favorite 'All Grown Up' couple, I just felt the need to show how they got together, and how everyone reacts to it.The Rugrats All Grown Up: Kimi and Tommy3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
But not all reactions are very friendly to this…
Kimi and Susie were both in Kimi's room. Kimi was in 7th grade, and Susie was in her freshman year of high school.
Susie turned in the chair at Kimi's desk, where she had been going over Kimi's homework. They had met up that day because Kimi's grades weren't doing well lately, and Chas and Kira asked her to help out.
Chas at first blamed her grades on the way Kimi had been dressing in the past year, which resulted from the music she had been listening to, but Kira quickly disproved that. Kimi's new metal-head style that she had evolved into from her new-found love of heavy metal music shouldn't interfere with her grades (even if she did have a lot of piercing on her ears, and wore mostly leather clothes, as well a
One Drunken Nightï»¿Shikamaru woke up that morning, or so he thought, to the sound of loud knocking. At first he couldn't really find the energy to tear himself from the nest of blankets. It was rather chilly out, after all. After a few more moments of continous knocking, though, he finally pushed himself up into a sitting position; eyes adjusting to the darkness. How could it still be nightime? Especially considering that somebody was at his door? Still, he continued to sit still as the knocks became much louder and more impatient. Seemed like simply ignoring the unwanted visitor wasn't going to get them to leave any time soon.One Drunken Night3 years ago in Romance More Like This
A hand pushed back a few stray strands of hair as he rose to his feet; slouched over with another hand patting the sheets at the end of the bed. His fingers eventually came in contact with a shirt, pulling the cloth over his head as he made his way across the rather dark room. After a quick trip down the hallway he was greeted by the sight of the front
Zutara Unexpected_part 3Zutara Unexpected_part 37 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Narrator: Since Zuko already finished eating, he went upstairs ahead.
Katara: Where are you going?
Katara: Aren't you gonna join me eating dinner?
Mom: I almost forgot. We prepaired clothes for you two upstairs. That torn is really big.
Zuko: Thank you. I'll go back after I change.
Mom: Dear, why don't you go change with your boyfriend so that when you eat, he'll be there.
Narrator: Zuko was going upstairs when he heard this. He was shocked that he didn't noticed he skipped one step and tremble on the stairs.
Katara along with the mother was alarmed and turned to look but Zuko was quick enough to stand up. Katara giggled a bit.
Zuko: I...I don't think that's necessary...uh...Besides, I think she's really hungry.
Katara: Oh yeah... A lot... He..hehe...eh.. (^^ ')
Mom: Okay, well... Dig in.
Zuko/Katara: Phew... (-.- ')
Narrator: Zuko hurriedly ran up the stairs to change and didn't hear the conversatio
Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 10Chapter 10 - Wish Granting 101Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 101 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next couple of days, Otis, Cindy and the group started thinking about ways to grant the wishes, mostly by brainstorming and analyzing each problem one at a time. The third day, when Lila and company went to the workstation, Otis looked actually quite happy.
"I got it!" Otis received them. "I think I know how to start granting all the wishes."
"Really?" The group chorused at once.
"Yep. Okay, follow me here; what's our main problem to make your wishes come truth?" Otis paused. "Besides the fact I am not a real wizard, that is."
"That we're having no ideas at all." Cindy shrugged.
"Exactly. Meaning that the very first wish we need to grant is Jimmy's. If he gets a brain, he'll help us come up with ideas for the other wishes." Otis grinned before taking out a small bag. "Now… behold, the scarecrow's brain!"
"You have a BRAIN in there?" Lila gulped a bit, fearing to know how Otis got a brain for Jimmy.
"Yes, but not any brain. Jimmy is not human, s
Sakura Giantess Story ProloguePrologue:Sakura Giantess Story Prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a relatively bad day for the kunoichi Sakura Haruno. She awoke that day confident that it would finally be the day that she would become Sasuke Uchihas girlfriend. Yet when she finally mustered up the courage to ask him out Sasuke coldly rejected her saying he had more pressing matters than Hooking up with an annoying woman. This upset Sakura greatly and she sat down on a bench at the center of the village comforting her self. Before she knew it she had lost track of time and was late for her lesson with Lady Tsunade.Realizing this Sakura took off full speed to the Hokage building. When Sakura finally arrived at the Hokage building she found Tsunade waiting by the entrance with a frown on her face, lightly tapping her left foot.
Tsunade wasnt one to take tardiness lightly and instead of training Sakura she was too busy lecturing her for the entire time they were meant to train together. Afterwards Sakura left the building slumping letting her pink hai
Naruto FMG - The Forbidden Jutsu 2"Hinata! Damn, I used too much of my strength... Hinata!" Sakura yelled out as she raced across the training ground, climbing and jumping over the cracks and shifted slabs of earth she had caused with her earlier attack. She swore under her breath, worried about what she might have done to Hinata. Hinata hadn't responded in over a minute since she landed her attack. Was she hurt? Did she need medical attention?Naruto FMG - The Forbidden Jutsu 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"From now on, no superhuman strength until I can control it better!" Sakura told herself, feeling like a complete moron. Not every shinobi had a body like steel. Hinata wasn't like Naruto or Tsunade-sensei. Her Juuken style was meant for avoiding enemy attacks and fighting with speed and technique, not power. Hinata wasn't the same kind of powerhouse as other Taijutsu specialists were because usually, the Hyuuga didn't need to be.
"Hinata, if you're okay, please say something!" she yelled. Stopping by the torn tree that Hinata had crashed through, Sakura bit her lip. From
MERGING OF THE SOULS 2One week passed since Sakura and Mei Terumi merged souls. Sakura had gotten used to using Mei's Lava and Boil-style Jutsu, while Mei was enjoying being young again.MERGING OF THE SOULS 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sakura was resting from a five-hour-long training session by a stream when Mei's image appeared on the water. "I can't believe how far you've gotten in your training."
Sakura smiled. "I know. I guess the soul-merging thing made it easier for me to adapt to your style. Anyway, I think I'm done with training for today. I'm ready to "
"Sakura! There you are."
Mei's image disappeared from the stream as Sakura looked up to see Naruto Uzumaki heading toward them. When Mei laid eyes on Naruto, she couldn't believe how handsome he was. He had some quality about him that made him likable. Nothing like the Jinchuriki she'd heard about from others.
"Wha What do you need, N Naruto?" Sakura stammered.
"I just saw some guy looking around the village. I want to ask him what he's doing here, and I'd like your support."
Naruto-The Namikaze Clan Ch 11Chapter 11 the wedding part 2Naruto-The Namikaze Clan Ch 114 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto stood up near the podium in front of everyone, both scared, relieved, happy, and sad. He was about to be married to two very beautiful women who, as far as he could tell, loved him very much. The only thing that sucked about his wedding was that it wasn't just for him and his loved ones. As he looked around it was standing room only where ever you could find it. In fact as he looked he couldn't even find any room. The entire village of Konoha was filled with Important people. The daimyo of several nations that owed their allegiance and freedom to something naruto had done in the past, and a great deal of Sand shinobi to boot as his best man was their kazekage gaara who was standing right next to him now.
"Quite the turnout eh naruto?" Gaara whispered showing that over the years he had gotten over his being withdrawn. "Especially for someone they all hated to the core
Naruto---The Namikaze Clan Ch2CHAPTER 2------The DecisionNaruto---The Namikaze Clan Ch25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was late in the day, and after the thing with Sakura, naruto just wanted to be left alone. So he did something he wasn't prone to doing all that often, which is why no one expected it. He snuck out, making sure that no one would be able to follow or find him. He didn't know where he was headed, he really didn't have a plan of where he was going. All he wanted was some time to think, as much as he wanted to restore his father's clan he didn't want to do it when the women that he was going to marry didn't truly love him.
He ran through trees, over fields, jumped over rivers and slowly but surely he began to recognize his surroundings. He laughed a bit as he came to the edge of a cliff overlooking two giant figures that were facing each other on either side of the waterfall and the lake that was behind them. Quickly he fell down to the where the feet of the mighty stone figures of the 1st hoka
Naruto-The Namikaze Clan Ch 4Chapter 4-----The newsNaruto-The Namikaze Clan Ch 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto woke from his deep sleep with a smile on his face. The night before was perfect, he had taken hinata to the amusement park, they had fun, and she had loosened up a bit, and calmed down enough o where she didn't stutter nearly as much. Naruto learned a great deal about the Hyuuga heiress, and had decided would be right to marry her. Especially after the fact that she gained up the courage to tell him that she had been in love with him since before the chuunin exams.
The really surprising thing was after he had taken Hinata home and had gotten back to his house. He got home and found Temari cooking a meal big enough for him and her to eat. Not only did it smell and look good, but naruto was pretty sure Temari could have been a cook if she hadn't been a ninja first. He had eaten, taken a shower and gone to bed locking his door and casting a defense jutsu over the windows and door before doing s
Zutara Unexpected_part 6Zutara Unexpected_part 67 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Narrator: Last time, we left Katara and Zuko having ideas of what to do. Lets see what they are then, shall we?
Zuko: Its perfect. We can go to the celebration and
Katara: Find our friends.
Zuko: Great minds think a like.
Katara: But wait. We dont have any clothes.
Narrator: Then they looked at the two dead spies and started to undress them. They took the clothes of the spies and wore them. They began their long journey to the Fire Nation. That might take some time so lets check on the others first.
Sokka: Feeling better?
Toph: Yeah. Thanks Sokka.
Sokka: Hey sure no problem.
Toph: Someones coming.
Narrator: Sokka and Toph jumped into the bushes and listened to their conversation.
Soldier1: I hope this festival isnt as dull as the last one. Every time we have celebrations we never have fun. All we do is patrol around.
Soldier2: Well that was before the Avatars capture.
Sokka: Avatar. That must be Aang.
Affection~RobinXRavenAffection3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Robin sat up, panting from a nightmare. Well, Raven's nightmare. "What..." He got up and checked his calender. Oh, no. April first. Might as well be Beast Boy's birthday the way he celebrated it. Slipping on his uniform, Robin walked out of his room to come face-to-face with Raven.
"Um... Sorry about-"
"It's fine, Rae. Not your fault." He stepped around her and headed towards the elevator. He didn't realize until the doors had closed that Raven had refused to look him in the eye. Weird. She was also wearing her hood, when she usually let it fall around him. Robin thought about this, troubled. Rae had been growing more and more distant from the team in the years since the whole, 'End of the world' thing. She didn't eat with them anymore, or even come out to watch movies. All she did with them now, was fight when the time came. But even that she did from a distance, only firing when desparatly needed. Ro
Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 9Chapter 9 - Discovering the truth.Wonderful Wizard of Nick - Chapter 91 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
After the witch's defeat, all her former slaves organized a quick celebration to honor their heroes; the one exception were those like Francis, who were now either getting jailed or trying to escape Vicky's lands due to their willing association with the witch. While the party's preparations were made, Jimmy's clothing (that formed a good portion of his body) was properly patched and sewed back together by several tailors while Jenny was attended by some blacksmiths, that finished repairing her and then polished the metal girl's body. After her crash-landing, Jenny was temporarily deactivated, but her back-up system kicked in after a couple of days, and, after recovering conscience, the girl spend a whole week repairing herself until she was well enough to climb out of the chasm. It was then when she found the mice, or more precisely, they found her.
While Lila fulfilled her duties as Vicky's servant, the girl remembered how Pip had commented that mic
Waiter Waiter!"Len, do you want to work with me?"Waiter Waiter!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The blonde male looked up from his intense video game to give his sister a strange look before refocusing back onto the screen. "Don't you work at a café? I thought there were enough workers there."
"Yeah, but my manager said that we needed more male workers " she trailed off into a silence that bothered him just a little.
Pausing his game, he looked at her again, not liking the sound of it. "So?"
Rin laughed sheepishly as she finished, "So I volunteered you to help us out."
Len gaped at his twin for a moment. He didn't want to work! It was so much more entertaining to sit at home and play video games all day. Watching his sister shrink away slowly, he sighed.
"Alright, fine. But only for a little while and only if I get good salary out of this," he warned.
The female twin beamed happily and cheered, "Yay! Thank you, Lenny! Your salary will be the same as mine, $13 an hour."
He nodded in affirmative and went back to his video game. "Rin," h