My Little Pony: How To Feed Your PonyVORE AND STUFFING WARNING!My Little Pony: How To Feed Your Pony2 years ago in Humor More Like This
PONY VORE AND STUFFING!
“Hmmm,” Twilight Sparkle surveyed her book curiously. 'Unfinished Spells of Equestria.' A fascinating read detailing hundreds of spells throughout the ages that were developed, but never mastered, resulting in some rather...unusual consequences if attempted. For example, one spell was intended to create a perfect copy of the user. The Unicorn responsible for it attempted it repeatedly, resulting in him becoming the rather bemused father of seventeen baby hims. What's more, with a vastly different upbringing, they did not even end up like him in adulthood, all with vastly different Cutie Marks.
“Well this one seems easy enough,” Twilight had considered it an interesting challenge to try some of the less extreme spells out and see if she had what it took to finally complete them. While she had been considering a spell to imbue Earth Ponies with temporary magic of their own, she ultimately decided to try something
My Little Pony: Pie Eating Contest.It was a big day in Ponyville. Well, if every time Pinkie Pie threw a party was considered a 'Big Day,' they could be considered Big Weeks, or Big Months. But today stood out, as it seemed Pinkie had invited the entire town! Trying to pack that many people into Sugar Cube Corner was difficult, but by experience, they knew it was worth it.My Little Pony: Pie Eating Contest.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight helped herself to some punch as she watched Applejack attempt in vein to Pin the Tail on the Pony. "A little to the left!" she thought with all her might, but try as she might, the pin still ended up three inches away from the picture's flank.
"Well you did better than Rarity," she laughed.
"Yeah," Fluttershy smiled, "In fact the only person to get it so far is Scootaloo."
"Thanks guys, a darn shame she didn't get that Party Game Cutie Mark she was hopin' for, though." AJ herself took a swig of punch, but her stomach was rumbling for something a little more solid. "Gosh darn it, where can a pony get a bite to eat around here? Pinkie's biggest
11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything"Unbelievable." A whisper escaped your lips as your eyes focused on the inanimate object ahead of you, about 20 metres away across the field behind your house.11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything9 months ago in Humor More Like This
You ran downstairs as fast as you could, grabbing your coat and throwing on a pair of boots as you practically threw yourself out the back door, standing at the fence bordering the field as you waited, anxiously flicking your nails.
Within seconds, a figure appeared from the blue glowing box and paused, seeing you standing there watching, and just visible in the darkness, smiled.
Your expression was blank as your eyes watered. This was too much.
"Hello!" The Doctor beamed, running over as he waved his hands excitedly.
Your less-than-murmured response was enough to stop him being so happy.
"(Y/n)..." He walked a little quicker, stopping in front of the fence as he peered into your eyes.
You turned away, moving your hands off the fence when he went to hold them.
"What-" He began, his expression a little lost.
You folded your arms.
Sad,Beautiful,TragicLong, handwritten note, deep in your pocket...Sad,Beautiful,Tragic2 months ago in Drama More Like This
He feels the crinkle of paper under his fingers. His note to her for Darillium. Her death note. He knows, as he rolls out of bed, that he is sending her to her death, so it's best to just leave, but he feels like a tacky one night stand and not her husband. He gave her his screwdriver the night before, their last night.
Words, how little they mean, when you're a little too late...
She's sobbing when she finds the note laying on his pillows. She will never see him again. This him, anyways.
I stood, right by the tracks, your face in a locket...
The Doctor has run his whole life, but this is the one time, he has come to a complete stop. River is gone, so what's the point when he has nowhere to run too. He spends the day in her room on the TARDIS, numb and distant, surrounded by the smell of her, distracted.
Good girls, hopeful they'll be, and long they wil
The Imperial and the KhajiitThe Imperial and the KhajiitThe Imperial and the Khajiit3 years ago in Horror More Like This
written on my iPod touch
Warning contains: vore, child abuse, sadness, death
To see what the characters names means go to this link
there will be something called Khajiit names click on it, also search on the wiki for Imperials as I will not explain it in this story.
It was a normal day for Darrius, he liked living his pleasant life in the mountains of Skyrim, his clan had been slaughtered by the stormclocks before the war had ended, but he didn't care because his clan was killing innocent people for no reason before the war.
Darrius is a normal 18 year old Khajit, the left side of his head has multiple small scars on it, his eyes are colored gold where they should be white, his fur is colored red, and his tail is red with black spots on it and the tip of the tail is white, and the armor he wears is normal scaled armor.
Unlike most Khajiit Darrius knew how to fight hand to hand combat and with magic,
DragonbornMarked at his birth, by name and by fate,Dragonborn7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
to rule this fair land, a ruler to make.
Out of the dark and into the light,
dawn of a new age shines happy and bright.
Came back from deep hell, the seed has now grown,
after so many years he is now home...
The dragon awaits beyond the red dawn,
time now to judge what we have become.
The call of the gods sounds through the blood,
kneel now and pray for he is a god...
Carved in white stone, ivory idol bold,
before the tall tower of white and of gold.
Child of the great prince, king of slaves,
clad in the armour of scale and of blade.
Born by the will of gods of the sun,
now returned home, the last holy son.
What began with a rose ended with a thorn,
here comes the proud, greatest Dragonborn.
Shattered the glass, the blood is now spilled,
prophecised destiny tonight fulfilled.
The dragon awaits beyond the red dawn,
time now to judge what we have become.
The call of the gods sounds through the blood,
kneel now and pray for he is a god..
100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave:100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave3 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Refer to him as the original Cyclops.
2) Tell him quite frankly his plans to destroy Megatron are weak. Starscream defiantly has a better chance than he does.
3) Laugh at Shockwave's Cybertronian gun-mode and say "Don't you wish you were that big!"
4) Throw out illogical answers and questions that make absolutely no sense.
5) Inform Shockwave that hiding his emotions is bad and cause serious damage to his health and mental capabilities. He needs to see a counselor!
6) Inform Shockwave that his demeanor is not all that intimidating. A giant Purple one-eyed weirdy. Really?
7) Rig Shockwave's cannon so that it blows out teddy bears.
8) Inform Shockwave that Soundwave is watching him and not the other way around as he predicted. You are no stealth-ninja of darkness Shockwave. Sorry.
9) Tell Shockwave to pick on 'bots and 'cons his own size. Shouldn't he be taking care of those who actually could cause him a threat first?
10) Tell Bay
I am Argonian, Ch1 Burning BloodOliver immediately jumped out of his sleep when he heard the sound of screams against sharpened blades, and arrows. Unsure of what was happening, Oliver walked into the hall that connected all the rooms in his house. He checked his parent’s room, and his brother’s room on the way to the front door, but they were empty. When Oliver was just about to reach his destination, the door was knocked down. Blinded by the red flash of fire on the other side of the door, Oliver fell to the ground. When he looked back at what used to be his front door, he noticed a tall man had taken its place.I am Argonian, Ch1 Burning Blood7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
The man was a Dark Elf that wore black leather clothes, and worn boots. When the man walked closer, Oliver could see his facial fetchers more clearly. He had a deep clef chin, and piercing red eyes, he looked like he had no cheek bones, and his ears were covered by his long black hair. Finally Oliver regained his senses, and he got back on his feet. Unsure what to do, he backed away from the man
Tale of a Dog Ch. 1 The man walked into the large cabin. He was simply told never to come here as a child, and felt like now was the time to finally go against what he has always been told. Closing the door behind him, he felt a strange feeling around him. The whole room was dark, and from under the doorframe came a small light. There was a faint whooshing sound from behind the door, and as soon as he opened it, there were two people standing outside of a large blue telephone booth. A man in a red bowtie and large wavy hair turned to him with his brown haired female partner and said," Hello. I'm the Doctor."Tale of a Dog Ch. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, what just happened?" my girlfriend asked.
"It's Doctor Who. You won't find out until after the opening credits."
"And why can't they just tell us now?" she asked turning her head to me and gazing into me with those cold blue eyes. "It's supposed to
Why Did You, Wilfre?Mari: You've destroyed this world. All of it.Why Did You, Wilfre?5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Wilfre: (sadly looks over at Mari)
(here is a long pause)
Mari: So why did you?
Mari: Why did you ruin our world? I know the real Wilfre would never do that.
Wilfre: (angrly) You never knew the real me, okay?
Mari: But, my father told me how nice you used to be. What changed you?
Wilfre: ... I wasn't like other raposa...
Mari: That much I knew.
Wilfre: You see, I envied what the creator could do. To bring life and death, to make something new. I just... wanted that power so badly.
Mari: So you took it all away from the raposa? From your friends?
Wilfre: I tried not to hurt anyone, Mari!
(another long pause)
Wilfre: (sigh) Things got out of hand. What I created was evil. It wanted me to become its leader. I had no choice.
Mari: Of course you had a choice! You could've--
Wilfre: It's not what you think. The shadow was dangerous, Mari. You've seen its power. So I joined it.
Mari: So... the shadow was so dangerous, you could onl
Mass Effect 3: ReaperCycle 12895: approximately 407 million years ago.Mass Effect 3: Reaper3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This was a unusually weak cycle. There were only two notable species, the philos and the scotians. The latter were a lizardlike people, fond of industry and with little regard for environment concerns. The former were a hybrid of plant and animal, with great care for the balance of nature. The opposing viewpoints of these races led them to come to blows. They were spread a short distance across the galaxy, but there were very few other races in this cycle for them to encounter. This was normal. Cycles with more than a dozen major species were rare, and more difficult to subdue.
They were researching synthetic life as a weapon in their war, and it was only a matter of time before they developed artificial intelligences. The time was right for the Reapers to save them from their creations, before their own machines turned on them. It was inevitable. Harbinger had told them of this.
Like all cycles, they had stumbled straight into t
Halo Reach: Death of Noble SixHalo ReachHalo Reach: Death of Noble Six4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Death of Noble Six
I watched among the pink sunset.
The sun dipping below the rosen skys, giving the clouds that filled that rosen sky their color.
I imagined Her birds, flying into that bask of light.
Hell, if I wasn't on duty, or in the UNSC's military power... I definately enjoy Her bask of glory.
But not just me who's gonna be with me... I want all of Noble Team to see this magnificent beauty.
Also, minus this hellish war. The Covenant, the destruction, and everything that that religious group of aliens they brought upon.
But there's nothing that could be done. I wish that I just could reverse time before the Covanent attacked Reach, but I cannot change physics of space, and time.
Everything has been done.
The attacks of both Inner and Outer Colonies, the deaths of millions that the Covenant has committed, and...
The deaths of my Spartan brothers and sisters.
Especially the deaths of Noble Team.
My heart still aches because of this...
We gave our best shot, but it was ju
PMD3:ch 5. Night of the GuildPMD3:ch 5. Night of the Guild4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
PMD 3: Ch.5 Night of the First Day of the Guild
*Eclipse and Esp walks toward the guild entrance*
Eclipse: e-e *Walks on the grate*
Diglett: Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected!
Loudred: Who's footprint? Who's footprint?
Diglett: Eclipse's! Eclipse's!
Loudred: Welcome back! Do you have another one up there? Get em on the grate!
Eclipse: *Explains to Esp* Esp, step on the wooden grate over here. It's the guild's security system and they identify you by your foot print.
Esp: o-o My footprint? Does it matter if it's a paw or foot?
Eclipse: *facepalms* Any of them will do since it's identical.
Esp: o-o' Okay. *stares at the grate* (It looks weird to be doing this. I wonder if the grate will tickle my new paws if I stand there.) *Looks and feels her paws*
Loudred: D:< GET ON THE GRATE!
Brawl Moveset: Master ChiefIntro: An escape pod crashes in and Chief kicks the door open afterwards.Brawl Moveset: Master Chief5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Idle Animation: Grips his gun and looks around cautiously
Notable Palette Swaps: Red and Blue color palettes among others from the original multiplayer. Another palette resembles an ODST unit.
Walk animation: Steps forwards, holding an assault rifle ready
Run Animation: Quickens his pace, still holding the rifle
Dizzy Animation: Holds his Head as an energy shield begins to form back over himself
Edge Grab: Grabs with one hand while looking behind himself
Special Block: Forms a bubble shield instead of the usual Smash Bros shield
A,A,A: Kicks forwards twice, then pistol whips with his rifle
Forward+A: Lunges to pistol whip with a sidearm pistol, then fires it afterwards
Down+A: Crouches to do a sweeping kick
Up+A: Fires upwards with his assault rifle
Dash+A: Jumps forwards with a drop kick
Air+A: Does a rising knee upwards
Air Forward+A: Fires forwards with a Jackhammer rocket launcher
Air Up+A: Sho
Remember: TEMS Ch. 2Chapter 2: The Shadow and the GuitarRemember: TEMS Ch. 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-Amity Park, October 1979-
Ember found Zack waiting for her after school at the flagpole. "Hey Baby Pop, how was Chem class today?" She asked with a kiss. "Well I mixed the wrong two chemicals together, blew the entire classroom up. Eight people are dead, three injured, twelve tragically lost their eyebrows," Zack joked. "Ha ha. You're hilarious," Ember fake laughed. She kissed him. "It was good, got another load of homework as usual. How about you? Learning any new songs in advanced guitar?" Zack inquired. "We mainly went over more chords today. This battered old thing might not even hold out to the end of the year. I so need a new one. My parents said they'd get me a new one for my birthday, although with my family "new" means "used" " Ember sighed patting the guitar case slung over her shoulder. A bunch of students came bolting out of the school doors and ran frantically down the sidewalk. Kathrin and Johnny came out of the crowd and ran up
How the Angel of Music Got His WingsChristine: Oh! I'm so lonely and despondent because my lone parental unit has died, rendering me yet another pitiable example of Victorian orphan-dom. I am going to sit here in my dressing room scantily clad in the flickering candlelight whilst my bosom heaves with my sobs of despair.How the Angel of Music Got His Wings3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Erik: Hush, young woman!
Christine: *gasp* What was that? Who are you?
Erik: It is I, a conveniently disembodied, ethereal voice coming from the general vicinity of your mirror. I noticed you are sitting in your dressing room scantily clad in the flickering candlelight whilst your bosom heaves with your sobs of despair. I wish to--
Christine: *gasp: Oh! It's you!
Erik: ......I beg your pardon?
Christine: Oh, I knew you'd come! I knew you would! Father promised you would!
Erik: .....Forgive me, have we met?
Christine: Well, no, not yet, but we were destined to! Father said, "When I am in heaven child, I will send you the Angel of Music!" Well, Father is dead, and now I am being visited by the Angel of Musi
Storm Troopers vs ODSTsImperial Storm Troopers vs. ODSTsStorm Troopers vs ODSTs4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Imperial Storm Troopers, the enforcers of the evil Emperor Palpatine's Galactic Empire.
The Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, an elite group of UNSC Marines that specialize in special warfare tactics.
To prevent this fight being won by a lucky shot, the battle will be run 1000 times with 5-man squads.
The Storm Troopers wear 18 pieces of white plastoid-composite body armor over a sealed black body glove. The ODSTs wear their very own BDU armor. The armor provides numerous advantages in the field, including ballistic protection, temperature control, as well as thermal insulation against extreme temperatures experienced during atmospheric entry and thermal protection from Covenant energy weapons.
Armor edge automatically goes to the Halo guys.
Storm Trooper Weapons
DLT-20A blaster rifle
.They receive a lot of training with this gun, and it is a very consistent weapon
.30 shot capacity
E-11 blaster rifle
.mid range wea
Shades of Oblivion: Chptr IShades of Oblivion: Chptr I5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Of Order and Madness
The silence that surrounded the courtyard of New Sheoth was so utterly profound that if one had dropped a needle, the sound of the silver sliver hitting the stone would have echoed for hours. Sapphire eyes stared without blinking at the man on the main path, tears left unnoticed.
Finally, the man cleared his throat and his accented voice flooded the silence like a tsunami.
"Lady Bellatrix. Bride of the Madgod you are as beautiful as ever. That black gown suits you so well." His lips quirked Bellatrix's chest writhed with a fury so fierce that she was rendered breathless.
"What are you doing in my realm, Jyggalag?" she demanded, her tone so hard it could have broken through steel. "I beat you out of this place once, I can do it again."
Prince Jyggalag chuckled at this and Bellatrix clenched her jaw until it hurt. The Prince of Order strode towards the base of the stairwell, ignoring the arrows trained upon him. Nonchalantly he tilted
Moonlit Sands-Chapter 1Moonlit Sands-Chapter 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Princess Serenity, Queen Serenity or any of the sailor scouts. They all belong to Naoko Takeuchi. I also do not own Pharaoh Atem and company, they belong to their respective creator as well.
Princess Serenity walked through the palace gardens of the Moon Kingdom. It was her eighteenth birthday, and as usual for special occasions, her mother Queen Serenity was holding a huge ball at the palace to celebrate. The princess however, after making her required appearance, quickly snuck away to the gardens. Her reason for going to the gardens wasn't the usual expected reason of going to smell the flowers. No, her reason was very special for it was in the gardens that the young princess got the best view of the planet Earth. The Lunar princess was very curious about Earth for she had never been as it had been forbidden for the Lunarians to go to Earth. Every night, she gazed at the wondrous blue planet wanting to go and explore.
"Happy birthday Princess
Portal Cake RecipeTHE RECIPE:Portal Cake Recipe4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
unsaturated polyester raisin
fiberglass surface raisins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
TF Sailor Moon:The Pure Sparknote: This takes place during the second half of the "Heartsnatchers" saga (Sailor Moon S)TF Sailor Moon:The Pure Spark3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Pure Spark
The Evil Dr. Tomoe sighed as he stood over his lab equipment. "We STILL haven't been able to find even ONE of the Pure Heart Crystals that will unleash the Purity Force," he complained.
Mimette from the Witches 5 division stood in the doorway. "Well maybe we've been looking in the wrong spot for the crystals," she said.
"What do you mean?" Dr. Tomoe asked.
"Who's to say that the Pure Heart Crystals are only to be found in Humans?" Mimette asked.
"And where else would a Pure Heart Crystal be?" Dr. Tomoe wondered.
"Maybe one of those Autobots has one," Mimette suggested, "You know, those gigantic robots that fight off the Decepticons."
"I know," Dr. Tomoe snapped, "But the problem is we're here in Japan and they're all the way over in North America."
"They've been here before," Mimette informed him, "Remember a few years ago, when that electrical creature was terrorizing dow
Transformers ReviewMy first review on Deviantart! And it is of the 2007 Transformers film. I love Transformers, ever since I first watched Beast Wars in the 1996. Thanks to the announcement of the movie and Wikipedia, I did some major researching on Transformers and watched it on Youtube, learning a lot more about the franchise. The film was directed by Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearl Harbour) and Steven Spielberg (Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan) as executive producer. Please enjoy my review, and do not take offence to my personal opinions.Transformers Review6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The plot can be a little hard to follow behind all the action, explosions and giant robots but basically it goes like this: Two fighting sides of giant robots fight for a macguffin rubix cube but it is lost into space, evil robot leader follows it to Earth but both vanish, good and bad robots come to Earth, humans get involved, battles occur for the rubix cube, bad robot leader found in basement of Men in Black wannabes and woken up, fi
Mass Effect: A Place Called HomeA Place Called Home:Mass Effect: A Place Called Home3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shepard's eyes snapped open.
The Dreams. Those damn Dreams!
He pinched the bridge of his nose as he attempted to excise the memory of the child from his mind.
He was so tired. Always so tired.
There constantly seemed to be noise around him; demands made of him, decisions haunting him.
Now there were dreams that wouldn't leave him alone, as if the migraines weren't enough.
And despite EDI's insistence to the contrary, he still heard that damn buzzing sound in the Loft.
It had to be some wiring that some Alliance tech failed to secure when they were gutting the Normandy.
He heard Ashley stir beside him. Kissing her gently on the temple, he lay back down and stared out the Loft's upper porthole.
His mind flashed to Earth to the untold numbers of dead, or worse, and to the horrors that the still living were experiencing every moment.
He remembered what Mordin once said to him. Hard to imagine galaxy. Too many people. Faceless. Statistics. Easy to depersonalize. Goo