My Little Pony: How To Feed Your PonyVORE AND STUFFING WARNING!My Little Pony: How To Feed Your Pony2 years ago in Humor More Like This
PONY VORE AND STUFFING!
“Hmmm,” Twilight Sparkle surveyed her book curiously. 'Unfinished Spells of Equestria.' A fascinating read detailing hundreds of spells throughout the ages that were developed, but never mastered, resulting in some rather...unusual consequences if attempted. For example, one spell was intended to create a perfect copy of the user. The Unicorn responsible for it attempted it repeatedly, resulting in him becoming the rather bemused father of seventeen baby hims. What's more, with a vastly different upbringing, they did not even end up like him in adulthood, all with vastly different Cutie Marks.
“Well this one seems easy enough,” Twilight had considered it an interesting challenge to try some of the less extreme spells out and see if she had what it took to finally complete them. While she had been considering a spell to imbue Earth Ponies with temporary magic of their own, she ultimately decided to try something
The Imperial and the KhajiitThe Imperial and the KhajiitThe Imperial and the Khajiit3 years ago in Horror More Like This
written on my iPod touch
Warning contains: vore, child abuse, sadness, death
To see what the characters names means go to this link
there will be something called Khajiit names click on it, also search on the wiki for Imperials as I will not explain it in this story.
It was a normal day for Darrius, he liked living his pleasant life in the mountains of Skyrim, his clan had been slaughtered by the stormclocks before the war had ended, but he didn't care because his clan was killing innocent people for no reason before the war.
Darrius is a normal 18 year old Khajit, the left side of his head has multiple small scars on it, his eyes are colored gold where they should be white, his fur is colored red, and his tail is red with black spots on it and the tip of the tail is white, and the armor he wears is normal scaled armor.
Unlike most Khajiit Darrius knew how to fight hand to hand combat and with magic,
My Little Pony: Pie Eating Contest.It was a big day in Ponyville. Well, if every time Pinkie Pie threw a party was considered a 'Big Day,' they could be considered Big Weeks, or Big Months. But today stood out, as it seemed Pinkie had invited the entire town! Trying to pack that many people into Sugar Cube Corner was difficult, but by experience, they knew it was worth it.My Little Pony: Pie Eating Contest.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight helped herself to some punch as she watched Applejack attempt in vein to Pin the Tail on the Pony. "A little to the left!" she thought with all her might, but try as she might, the pin still ended up three inches away from the picture's flank.
"Well you did better than Rarity," she laughed.
"Yeah," Fluttershy smiled, "In fact the only person to get it so far is Scootaloo."
"Thanks guys, a darn shame she didn't get that Party Game Cutie Mark she was hopin' for, though." AJ herself took a swig of punch, but her stomach was rumbling for something a little more solid. "Gosh darn it, where can a pony get a bite to eat around here? Pinkie's biggest
100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave:100 Ways to Annoy Shockwave4 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Refer to him as the original Cyclops.
2) Tell him quite frankly his plans to destroy Megatron are weak. Starscream defiantly has a better chance than he does.
3) Laugh at Shockwave's Cybertronian gun-mode and say "Don't you wish you were that big!"
4) Throw out illogical answers and questions that make absolutely no sense.
5) Inform Shockwave that hiding his emotions is bad and cause serious damage to his health and mental capabilities. He needs to see a counselor!
6) Inform Shockwave that his demeanor is not all that intimidating. A giant Purple one-eyed weirdy. Really?
7) Rig Shockwave's cannon so that it blows out teddy bears.
8) Inform Shockwave that Soundwave is watching him and not the other way around as he predicted. You are no stealth-ninja of darkness Shockwave. Sorry.
9) Tell Shockwave to pick on 'bots and 'cons his own size. Shouldn't he be taking care of those who actually could cause him a threat first?
10) Tell Bay
Gruntish Chapter 1 -halo fic-Gruntish Chapter 1 -halo fic-8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Chapter 1: The Food Nipple
Gibble was nervous. He was a new recruit just like the rest of the platoon of Grunts on the Electra, a Covenant Battle Cruiser; this was the first real star-ship they had ever been on (although rumours said that it wasnt quite finished on the inside). It was a very strange place for a Grunt; even the Food Nipple brought little comfort in the strange environment- but Gibble was still looking forward to eating none-the-less.
Gibble wore orange armour (the older style) like most of the other Grunts on board. There were a few who wore red armour- an indication of their higher rank; although none of the other Grunts really treated them like their superiors; it was more of a case of Grunts who may be a possible leader in the future, if they are not dead within a year or two of joining.
There were two distinct designs of environment suits the Grunts wore that could be disti
Tale of a Dog Ch. 1 The man walked into the large cabin. He was simply told never to come here as a child, and felt like now was the time to finally go against what he has always been told. Closing the door behind him, he felt a strange feeling around him. The whole room was dark, and from under the doorframe came a small light. There was a faint whooshing sound from behind the door, and as soon as he opened it, there were two people standing outside of a large blue telephone booth. A man in a red bowtie and large wavy hair turned to him with his brown haired female partner and said," Hello. I'm the Doctor."Tale of a Dog Ch. 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So, what just happened?" my girlfriend asked.
"It's Doctor Who. You won't find out until after the opening credits."
"And why can't they just tell us now?" she asked turning her head to me and gazing into me with those cold blue eyes. "It's supposed to
Chapter 1: A Courtesan in SkyrimChapter 1: A Courtesan in Skyrim2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The evening had been an utter failure.
As I walked slowly down the winding stairs of the Jarl’s Keep in Windhelm, I kept wondering where I had gone wrong. I had spoken well and dressed the part but nothing I did or implied furthered my cause with Ulfric. Balgruuf had been an easier, much more pliable target.
The night air was just as frosty as my reception in Windhelm, reminding me that I was far from my own hearth and home. In the distance I heard the laughter of happy people and sound of a woman singing the high praises of Windhelm’s brave Jarl and his rebel band of Stormcloaks. Narrowing my eyes, I turned and walked on for at this moment all I craved was the comfort of a darkly lit room and frothy mead. I walked past the shopkeepers storing their wares, a few looked at me hungrily, hoping I’d stop. The wind’s shrill shrieks easily pierced the flimsy gown I had chosen for this evenings activities, not at all su
Sad,Beautiful,TragicLong, handwritten note, deep in your pocket...Sad,Beautiful,Tragic8 months ago in Drama More Like This
He feels the crinkle of paper under his fingers. His note to her for Darillium. Her death note. He knows, as he rolls out of bed, that he is sending her to her death, so it's best to just leave, but he feels like a tacky one night stand and not her husband. He gave her his screwdriver the night before, their last night.
Words, how little they mean, when you're a little too late...
She's sobbing when she finds the note laying on his pillows. She will never see him again. This him, anyways.
I stood, right by the tracks, your face in a locket...
The Doctor has run his whole life, but this is the one time, he has come to a complete stop. River is gone, so what's the point when he has nowhere to run too. He spends the day in her room on the TARDIS, numb and distant, surrounded by the smell of her, distracted.
Good girls, hopeful they'll be, and long they wil
Review of Harry Potter 6 movieMayleaf's Movie Review of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, including things I loved, things I could have lived without, and what should have been in the movie but wasn't, all in no particular order. Spoiler alert, for all three of the people in the world that haven't seen the movie or read the book.Review of Harry Potter 6 movie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things I loved:
-My very first WTF moment in this movie was the scene with Mrs. Malfoy. Now, we all know and love Mr. Malfoy as one of the pioneering DILFs of this age, paving the way for other middle-aged men who are entirely too good looking for their own good. Now, Mr. Malfoy has long, blond, hair and appears to be in his early forties. Mrs. Malfoy, in the movie at least, has a good twenty years on him, is graying, wrinkled, and looks like Draco's grandmother. This leads me to the conclusion that Lucius is a TROPHY HUSBAND.
-Speaking of Malfoys, Tom Felton as Draco did a wonderful job acting and was really believable. He also is beginning to look exactly like Jason Isaacs, who pla
DragonbornMarked at his birth, by name and by fate,Dragonborn8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
to rule this fair land, a ruler to make.
Out of the dark and into the light,
dawn of a new age shines happy and bright.
Came back from deep hell, the seed has now grown,
after so many years he is now home...
The dragon awaits beyond the red dawn,
time now to judge what we have become.
The call of the gods sounds through the blood,
kneel now and pray for he is a god...
Carved in white stone, ivory idol bold,
before the tall tower of white and of gold.
Child of the great prince, king of slaves,
clad in the armour of scale and of blade.
Born by the will of gods of the sun,
now returned home, the last holy son.
What began with a rose ended with a thorn,
here comes the proud, greatest Dragonborn.
Shattered the glass, the blood is now spilled,
prophecised destiny tonight fulfilled.
The dragon awaits beyond the red dawn,
time now to judge what we have become.
The call of the gods sounds through the blood,
kneel now and pray for he is a god..
Mass Effect 3: ReaperCycle 12895: approximately 407 million years ago.Mass Effect 3: Reaper3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This was a unusually weak cycle. There were only two notable species, the philos and the scotians. The latter were a lizardlike people, fond of industry and with little regard for environment concerns. The former were a hybrid of plant and animal, with great care for the balance of nature. The opposing viewpoints of these races led them to come to blows. They were spread a short distance across the galaxy, but there were very few other races in this cycle for them to encounter. This was normal. Cycles with more than a dozen major species were rare, and more difficult to subdue.
They were researching synthetic life as a weapon in their war, and it was only a matter of time before they developed artificial intelligences. The time was right for the Reapers to save them from their creations, before their own machines turned on them. It was inevitable. Harbinger had told them of this.
Like all cycles, they had stumbled straight into t
11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything"Unbelievable." A whisper escaped your lips as your eyes focused on the inanimate object ahead of you, about 20 metres away across the field behind your house.11thDoctorXreader: You Think You're Everything1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You ran downstairs as fast as you could, grabbing your coat and throwing on a pair of boots as you practically threw yourself out the back door, standing at the fence bordering the field as you waited, anxiously flicking your nails.
Within seconds, a figure appeared from the blue glowing box and paused, seeing you standing there watching, and just visible in the darkness, smiled.
Your expression was blank as your eyes watered. This was too much.
"Hello!" The Doctor beamed, running over as he waved his hands excitedly.
Your less-than-murmured response was enough to stop him being so happy.
"(Y/n)..." He walked a little quicker, stopping in front of the fence as he peered into your eyes.
You turned away, moving your hands off the fence when he went to hold them.
"What-" He began, his expression a little lost.
You folded your arms.
PMD3:ch 5. Night of the GuildPMD3:ch 5. Night of the Guild4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
PMD 3: Ch.5 Night of the First Day of the Guild
*Eclipse and Esp walks toward the guild entrance*
Eclipse: e-e *Walks on the grate*
Diglett: Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected!
Loudred: Who's footprint? Who's footprint?
Diglett: Eclipse's! Eclipse's!
Loudred: Welcome back! Do you have another one up there? Get em on the grate!
Eclipse: *Explains to Esp* Esp, step on the wooden grate over here. It's the guild's security system and they identify you by your foot print.
Esp: o-o My footprint? Does it matter if it's a paw or foot?
Eclipse: *facepalms* Any of them will do since it's identical.
Esp: o-o' Okay. *stares at the grate* (It looks weird to be doing this. I wonder if the grate will tickle my new paws if I stand there.) *Looks and feels her paws*
Loudred: D:< GET ON THE GRATE!
Halo Reach: Death of Noble SixHalo ReachHalo Reach: Death of Noble Six4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Death of Noble Six
I watched among the pink sunset.
The sun dipping below the rosen skys, giving the clouds that filled that rosen sky their color.
I imagined Her birds, flying into that bask of light.
Hell, if I wasn't on duty, or in the UNSC's military power... I definately enjoy Her bask of glory.
But not just me who's gonna be with me... I want all of Noble Team to see this magnificent beauty.
Also, minus this hellish war. The Covenant, the destruction, and everything that that religious group of aliens they brought upon.
But there's nothing that could be done. I wish that I just could reverse time before the Covanent attacked Reach, but I cannot change physics of space, and time.
Everything has been done.
The attacks of both Inner and Outer Colonies, the deaths of millions that the Covenant has committed, and...
The deaths of my Spartan brothers and sisters.
Especially the deaths of Noble Team.
My heart still aches because of this...
We gave our best shot, but it was ju
Shades of Oblivion: Chptr IShades of Oblivion: Chptr I5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Of Order and Madness
The silence that surrounded the courtyard of New Sheoth was so utterly profound that if one had dropped a needle, the sound of the silver sliver hitting the stone would have echoed for hours. Sapphire eyes stared without blinking at the man on the main path, tears left unnoticed.
Finally, the man cleared his throat and his accented voice flooded the silence like a tsunami.
"Lady Bellatrix. Bride of the Madgod you are as beautiful as ever. That black gown suits you so well." His lips quirked Bellatrix's chest writhed with a fury so fierce that she was rendered breathless.
"What are you doing in my realm, Jyggalag?" she demanded, her tone so hard it could have broken through steel. "I beat you out of this place once, I can do it again."
Prince Jyggalag chuckled at this and Bellatrix clenched her jaw until it hurt. The Prince of Order strode towards the base of the stairwell, ignoring the arrows trained upon him. Nonchalantly he tilted
Why Did You, Wilfre?Mari: You've destroyed this world. All of it.Why Did You, Wilfre?5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Wilfre: (sadly looks over at Mari)
(here is a long pause)
Mari: So why did you?
Mari: Why did you ruin our world? I know the real Wilfre would never do that.
Wilfre: (angrly) You never knew the real me, okay?
Mari: But, my father told me how nice you used to be. What changed you?
Wilfre: ... I wasn't like other raposa...
Mari: That much I knew.
Wilfre: You see, I envied what the creator could do. To bring life and death, to make something new. I just... wanted that power so badly.
Mari: So you took it all away from the raposa? From your friends?
Wilfre: I tried not to hurt anyone, Mari!
(another long pause)
Wilfre: (sigh) Things got out of hand. What I created was evil. It wanted me to become its leader. I had no choice.
Mari: Of course you had a choice! You could've--
Wilfre: It's not what you think. The shadow was dangerous, Mari. You've seen its power. So I joined it.
Mari: So... the shadow was so dangerous, you could onl
I am Argonian, Ch1 Burning BloodOliver immediately jumped out of his sleep when he heard the sound of screams against sharpened blades, and arrows. Unsure of what was happening, Oliver walked into the hall that connected all the rooms in his house. He checked his parent’s room, and his brother’s room on the way to the front door, but they were empty. When Oliver was just about to reach his destination, the door was knocked down. Blinded by the red flash of fire on the other side of the door, Oliver fell to the ground. When he looked back at what used to be his front door, he noticed a tall man had taken its place.I am Argonian, Ch1 Burning Blood1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The man was a Dark Elf that wore black leather clothes, and worn boots. When the man walked closer, Oliver could see his facial fetchers more clearly. He had a deep clef chin, and piercing red eyes, he looked like he had no cheek bones, and his ears were covered by his long black hair. Finally Oliver regained his senses, and he got back on his feet. Unsure what to do, he backed away from the man
SSB Newcomer GodzillaGodzillaSSB Newcomer Godzilla5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Symbol: Oxygen Destroyer
Wii Remote Pick: Godzilla's trademark roar.
Theme: Title/Planet X (Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!)
Intro: A glow of radiation appears and when it settles down Godzilla appears roaring.
Up>Head bonk upwards
Forward>Both hands together and slams downwards
Backwards>Sticks out his back for his sharp dorsal fins
Up>Hands together and uses claws and claws apart as if ripping something
Down>Slams tail downwards
Holds them normally.
Forward>Throws while shooting Atomic Breath (Refrence to Godzilla VS Megalon).
Backwards>Throws behind him and wacks opponent with his tail.
Up>Throws upwards and punches.
Down>Pins opponent on the ground and vicously stomps.
Standard B> Atomic Breath - His dorsal fins glow and fires a blast of radioactive
Brawl Moveset: Master ChiefIntro: An escape pod crashes in and Chief kicks the door open afterwards.Brawl Moveset: Master Chief5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Idle Animation: Grips his gun and looks around cautiously
Notable Palette Swaps: Red and Blue color palettes among others from the original multiplayer. Another palette resembles an ODST unit.
Walk animation: Steps forwards, holding an assault rifle ready
Run Animation: Quickens his pace, still holding the rifle
Dizzy Animation: Holds his Head as an energy shield begins to form back over himself
Edge Grab: Grabs with one hand while looking behind himself
Special Block: Forms a bubble shield instead of the usual Smash Bros shield
A,A,A: Kicks forwards twice, then pistol whips with his rifle
Forward+A: Lunges to pistol whip with a sidearm pistol, then fires it afterwards
Down+A: Crouches to do a sweeping kick
Up+A: Fires upwards with his assault rifle
Dash+A: Jumps forwards with a drop kick
Air+A: Does a rising knee upwards
Air Forward+A: Fires forwards with a Jackhammer rocket launcher
Air Back+A: S
TF Sailor Moon:The Pure Sparknote: This takes place during the second half of the "Heartsnatchers" saga (Sailor Moon S)TF Sailor Moon:The Pure Spark4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Pure Spark
The Evil Dr. Tomoe sighed as he stood over his lab equipment. "We STILL haven't been able to find even ONE of the Pure Heart Crystals that will unleash the Purity Force," he complained.
Mimette from the Witches 5 division stood in the doorway. "Well maybe we've been looking in the wrong spot for the crystals," she said.
"What do you mean?" Dr. Tomoe asked.
"Who's to say that the Pure Heart Crystals are only to be found in Humans?" Mimette asked.
"And where else would a Pure Heart Crystal be?" Dr. Tomoe wondered.
"Maybe one of those Autobots has one," Mimette suggested, "You know, those gigantic robots that fight off the Decepticons."
"I know," Dr. Tomoe snapped, "But the problem is we're here in Japan and they're all the way over in North America."
"They've been here before," Mimette informed him, "Remember a few years ago, when that electrical creature was terrorizing dow
Legend of Spyro: An AdaptationLegend of Spyro: An Adaptation4 years ago in Settings More Like This
AVALARIANS: THE SERIES
The Legend of Spyro: An Adaptation
PART 1: THE QUEST FOR THE GUARDIANS
Prequal Act: Spyro of Legend
Act 1: The Virtues of a Hero
Chapter 1: Reclaiming the Temple
Chapter 2: The Virtues of a Dragon
Chapter 3: The Olden Grotto
Chapter 4: The Orb of Light
Act 2: The Shockwave
Audacitya request story made by ragingfire1 Give him all the creditAudacity4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
warning: soft, non-fatal, safe vore
Mike had entered some kind of rundown stone church or temple. He was 14 years old with green eyes, short brown hair and a red jacket. Light brightly shined above him which lit some cracked, and in some places completely missing, stairs before him. He took a glance behind him and saw that the way back had been blocked by some large stone slabs. Much of this building had collapsed on itself and that gave Mike only one option. He began to climb the steps hesitantly, ready if something were to lunge at him from the shadows. However, no snarling monster came out of the darkness and Mike slowly made his way to the top.
He entered a sort of large, circular balcony that gazed out onto a large shadowy landscape. So dark that it was impossible for him to discern any describable features. The balcony was well lit with large braziers and numerous torches and the ceiling was domed. But the oddest thin
Congratulations, you are an anime character.Various anime charatersxReaderCongratulations, you are an anime character.3 years ago in Humor More Like This
You sat on your computer scanning google images, zerochan, and pixiv for ecchi pics of your favourite anime fandom. By the time you reached page 56 of anime+riding crops you began to get kind of depressed. What the hell is up with this world….it sucks ass…..alot. Everything in the world you paid Funimation to dub seems perfect. You get pretty hair that never tangles, and great tits, even being flat chested is good! Also you have complete freedom, like parents or other authority figures don’t exist and if they do they just hang around totally out of the picture.
Just then your computer crashed. Fucking great! You banged a fist on the side of your ghetto computer. It was probably the work of some sort of virus from some less than secure music download site. Ugh…Now you’re all bummed out from this less than awesome world you live in and now your crashed computer. You decided to go to sleep…even though th