Top Ten ways to annoy Sub-ZeroTop Ten ways to annoy Sub-ZeroTop Ten ways to annoy Sub-Zero6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask if snow-men make him hot.
9: Take a wet towel and wipe his face yelling: "WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAWING SCARS ON YOU- Oh its real."
8: Play "Cold as Ice" whenever he is around.
7: When he throws an ice grenade, throw a real grenade and go "PWNED!"
6: Ask if Scorpion's mouth is like an inferno down there.
5: Push him into a freezer and then shut the door, then say "He's in a better place now."
4: Ask him why he doesn't melt in the sun.
3: Whenever you have an ice cube, put it in his shirt, and go "Does that turn ya on?"
2: When he says his name is Sub-zero, scream "AND HE'S A NINJA NINJA NINJA~"
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY SUB-ZERO:
1: Ask him to make ice-cubes for your drink.
Top ten ways to annoy MileenaTop ten ways to annoy MileenaTop ten ways to annoy Mileena6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Play 'Jaws theme' when she does her 'Eating Fatality'
9: Ask her if she has ever had a boob pop out because of her outfit being very reviling.
8: Ask her if the sais keep her company in bed.
7: Tell her, "There is a thing called PLASTIC SURGERY!"
6: Ask to see her teeth, and if she does, go "Dear god, there's something called toothpaste, TRY IT."
5: Tell her she is the human shark.
4: Steal her sais and replace them with fans.
3: Tell her she'd be a terrible leader and should just give up on overthrowing Kitana.
2: Tell her that 'giving head' to a guy would be an awesome fatality.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY MILEENA:
1: Switch all her clothes with Granny Clothes, and post a note that says: "You look like a wahore, wear these instead."
Top Ten ways to annoy ReptileTop Ten ways to annoy ReptileTop Ten ways to annoy Reptile6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask if he has ever had sex with a lizard.
9: Ask if he goes to the same dentist as Baraka.
8: Tag him and go: "So I don't lose you."
7: Hand him moisterizers and say: "Jesus, boy! Your skin is like scaley!"
6: Tell him to show his face, and when he does, scream: "OH DEAR GOD MY EYES MY EEEEEEEEYES!"
5: Hiss when he is around, instead of talking.
4: When he does his 'Spit Fatality' ask if he has acid relfex disease.
3: Grab his ass and go: "Why is there no nub from where you cut your tail off?!"
2: Laugh at him, because he is bald.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY REPTILE:
1: Ask if he is a mammal.
Top ten ways to annoy RaidenTop ten ways to annoy RaidenTop ten ways to annoy Raiden6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask him if shock therapy works.
9: When talking to Liu Kang, scream "DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE!"
8: Poke him and if he shocks you, go "Bad squishy!"
7: Ask him when he trains Liu Kang and Kung Lao, if he uses bondage.
6: Call him a farmer and ask why he isn't working in a rice paddy.
5: Tell him Shang Tsung surrendered and commited suicide, if he seems happy, yell, "APRIL FOOLS!"
4: Sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
3: Get a tazer and poke Raiden with it, saying "How does that feel, huh?!"
2: Tell him he needs to go to anger management, because he needs to look a little more happy.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY RAIDEN
1: Hand him a shock coller and tell him he deserves a break from shocking Liu Kang and Kung Lao into obeying him.
Top Ten ways to annoy JCTop Ten ways to annoy Johnny CageTop Ten ways to annoy JC6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Put a pair of sunglasses on then go "You just got *insert last name here*-ed!"
9: Ask if he cries at night because of being pathetic.
8: Tell him that he needs to stop flirting with Sonya, because even she is not that desperate.
7: Punch him in the nuts and say: "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH?!"
6: Ask if his mother helps him with his hair in the morning.
5: Tell him he is a terrible actor.
4: Ask if he got those amazing muscles from steroids.
3: When he says he is going to win the mortal kombat championship, laugh in his face and say: "You couldn't even win an emmy!"
2: When he does his "You just got Cage'd!" trademark, ask if he says that to the hookers.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY JOHNNY CAGE:
1: Tell him to go back to school and learn how to spell Johney.
Top ten ways to annoy KitanaTop ten ways to annoy KitanaTop ten ways to annoy Kitana6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask her to fan you down because you are hot.
9: Tell her to do the one fan dance from Star Trek.
8: Make a paper fan and smack her with it saying, "I could see how this amuses you"
7: Call her emo for crying about armegddean that one time.
6: Tell her that beastality is against the law and she should stop fucking Liu Kang.
5: Ask if Sindel still breast-feeds her.
4: Tell her she has a camel toe.
3: Ask her if turkeys make her hot.
2: Sing "Somebody told me" by The Killers and hold pictures of Rain and Liu Kang in both hands.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY KITANA:
1: Dress up as Mileena and hug her and tell her she's the best sister ever.
Top Ten ways to annoy ErmacTop Ten ways to annoy ErmacTop Ten ways to annoy Ermac6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask if the souls ever touched him innappropriately.
9: Instead of saying Ermac, say Big-mac instead.
8: When ever he talks, go "YOUR ONE FRICKEN PERSON, ITS NOT 'WE' ITS 'I'."
7: When he does his hara kiri, say: "Why....*headslam* can't *head slam* WE BE COOL!? *ending head slam*
6: Ask if he has a thing for blind-people.
5: When ever he is using his mind-powers go: "May the force be with you, Ermac!"
4: Ask if he is Michael Jackson's imitation.
3: Ask if he wants Ashra to jam that sword up his ass.
2: Tell him that he's Obi-won Konobi, and if he doesn't know who he is go, "Oh my god! Your not a real jedi!"
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY ERMAC:
1: Preform an exerism on him.
Top ten ways to annoy Kung LaoTop ten ways to annoy Kung LaoTop ten ways to annoy Kung Lao6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Play "You spin me right round" when he does his mutality.
9: Ask him if the bunny in his hat is housetrained.
8: Ask him if he does crack, if he responds with a no, ask why his hat has white stuff on it.
7: Tell everyone he videotapes Liu in the shower.
6: Ask him if he uses pam to keep blood off of his hat.
5: Ask if Goro takes it easy on him in bed.
4: Ask if he ever thought of plowing Baraka, if he gives you a "Ew, you sick bastard!" face, nod and say, "Its all right, we all have fetishs"
3: When he covers his eyes with his hat, say "Its okay to cry in public."
2: Pull at his little pant flag thing, and say "This doesn't do anything at all!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT WILL ANNOY KUNG LAO:
1: Super glue bunny ears onto his hat, then switch all the clothes in his closet with bunny suits.
Top Ten ways to annoy ScorpionTop ten ways to annoy ScorpionTop Ten ways to annoy Scorpion6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10: Ask how his family is.
9: Put a banana next to his armor and go, "So your more of a banana yellow guy, huh?"
8: Play jumprope with his spear/rope thing.
7: Go: "Alright gang, lets see who this really is!" and rip off his face.
6: Take an icicle and poke his ass with it, then say: "Does it feel like this when Sub-zero knocks on the back door?"
5: Ask if he's related to Ghost-rider.
4: Hand him pepto-bismal and go: "Because you MIGHT get indegestion from blowing fire."
3: Try to look under his mask.
2: Laugh when he says "Get Over HERE!" or "C'MERE!" because he doesn't sound asian at all.
NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY SCORPION:
1: Glue a huge scorpion tail onto his back and put pincher claws on his bracers.
MKvsCU: FujinMortal Kombat vs. Capcom Universe - Mortal Kombat sideMKvsCU: Fujin2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Costume 1: His appearance as of Mortal Kombat 9 (see Kratos's ending for reference), only with a red cape like in MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero
Costume 2: His alternative costume from Mortal Kombat Armageddon
As fellow god Raiden as the God of Thunder, Fujin is the God of Wind. He's one of the many survivors of a great war between the Elder Gods and Shinnok, a corrupt Elder God who wished to rule the world which is against their principles. Fujin was one of the four elemental gods to guard the Amulet of Shinnok so that the evil god will not rise until the elder Sub-Zero bypassed him and defeated him, so that he may retrieve the amulet that Quan Chi told him to bring to him. Fujin has remained inactive since then until now.
*Rising Knee: Fujin flies towards his opponent with a knee attack.
*Cyclone: He twirls into a tornado and drags his oppon
MKvsSNK: SareenaMortal Kombat vs. SNK Universe - Mortal Kombat sideMKvsSNK: Sareena3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Costume 1: Her attire from Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Costume 2: Her attire from Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance
Sareena use to be a servent for Quan Chi along with her fellow Netherrealm assassins, Jataaka and Kia. Like her partners, she uses her beautiful human appearance in order to hide her terrifying demonic form. They were ordered to kill the older Sub-Zero by Quan Chi but even though he defeated Kia and Jataaka, he spared Sareena's life. As Sub-Zero battled Quan Chi, Sareena had a change of heart and helped him out in combating the evil sorcerer. She wished to escape the Netherrealm but was halted by Shinnok and ever since then she was cursed to suffer in the Netherrealm as punishement for betraying the Brotherhood of Shadow, thus losing her human form which she wishes to obtain rather than her monstrous form and the only way to regain her beautiful appearance is to be in another realm and feed off a forei
UMvC3 Fan Moveset: Rainbow MikaUMvC3 Fan Moveset: Rainbow Mika3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Origin: Street Fighter series
First Appearance: Street Fighter Alpha 3 (1998)
Voiced by: Jennifer Hale (ENG) Natsuki Rio (JPN)
Theme song: A remix of R. Mika's theme from Street Fighter Alpha 3
Alternate costume: A blue hooded training jacket with dark blue sweatpants
Stage: Saturday Night -Main Event- (Shared with Zangief, Alex, and Hugo)
Standing light punch, Crouching light punch, Jumping light punch
Standing middle punch, Crouching middle punch, Jumping middle punch
Standing fierce punch, Crouching fierce punch, Jumping fierce punch
German Suplex L or R + PP
Brain Buster L or R + KK
Shooting Star Headbutt: DL or DR + PP
Hip Buster AIR L or R + PP
Neck Breaker AIR L or R + KK
Flying Body Press Jump diagonally, D + H
Knee Drop Jump diagonally, D + L
Rainbow Sobat L or R + M
Sliding D + H
Flying Peach QCB + P
Shooting Peach QCB + K
Heavenly Dynamite 360, 360 + K, Tap P or K repeatedly
Rainbow Hip Rush QCF x2 + P
Resident Evil 6 Theories Bonus: The FamilyOkay, so, I've decided to do a feature on the Family. In RE6, they were the ones who infected Adam with the C-Virus, among other things. The game's ending only left more questions. After a couple of days, I came up with some theories:Resident Evil 6 Theories Bonus: The Family3 years ago in Settings More Like This
1. The Family could be the 3rd Organization that Ada works for.
2. Jessica and Raymond from RE: Revelations work for the Family, judging from the final cutscene in the game.
3. The Family could be split into two different divisions that don't see eye to eye, hench the events of RE6 with Simmons on one side and Ada on the other.
4. Benford could've been a member of the Family. Remember the Family's email concerning Benford at nohopeleft.com.
5. Helena may have been a member of the Family, which would explain Simmons' actions towards her and Deborah in RE6. In RE wiki concerning Deborah: 'Helena has been known to be very protective of her sister, having shot an abusive ex-boyfriend of Deborah's and wounded him. It is likely due to her sister's protective na
Tali and Shepard's Citadel Date Part 1 Tali and Shepard's Citadel Date FanficTali and Shepard's Citadel Date Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Citadel was a complete mess. Buildings still had holes in them. The blood of the fallen still covered the walls. But people still lived on as though nothing had happened a few weeks ago, they still went to shop at the local stores, they still went to see the new Blasto movie, and they still gossiped about John Shepard's relationship status.
Maybe he's into Asari, thought some.
Maybe he likes only humans, hoped others.
But they were all wrong. He did not enjoy any of those as mates. No he had preferred the most unbelievable of choices. He had preferred Quarians. Specifically Tali Zorah vas Normandy.
Unfortunately no one but a few of the crew of the Normandy SR2 knew about this relationship. The rest of the universe was completely oblivious. They still tried to get with the Universe's Hero.
Love Conquers All CH1Disclaimer: mass effect and all characters belong to bioware.Love Conquers All CH14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Warning: these chapters somewhat follow the basic story line of mass effect but you have to have played the game to understand what's going on.
Note:i had to do this all from memory so excuse any errors in names and whatnot
Chapter 1: time to save the galaxy...again.
"Shepard! You need to wake up!" a voice yelled into Shepard's ear followed by a powerful blow to his face. "If you don't get up you are going to die!" that got his attention faster than a charging krogan. He opened his eyes to see the face of a woman right next to his. Her attention was on the other side of the room where a loud but muffled noise was sounding. She looked at him and Shepard saw a glimmer of hope in her eyes. She grabbed his shirt and pulled him off the table he was laying on to the floor. He hit the ground with a solid thud and clank. Whatever was fogging his mind was gone now as the pain sliced into his brain. Letting out a groan he pushed himse
AquariusAquarius8 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Symbol: the Water Bearer
Ruling Planet: Saturn / Uranus
Ruling House: Eleventh House
Body Parts: ankles
Date with destiny: Gemini, Libra
Run for the hills: Taurus, Scorpio
Where you glow: in a picket line
What makes you tick: philanthropy
Fitness forecast: yoga
Play date: attending a technology fair
Perfect jobs: environmentalist, computer whiz
Best accessory: a time machine
A sure thing: being original
Destination: Costa Rica
Pleasure: innovation, originality, friends
Pain: conservatism, being categorized, emotional outbursts
Kindness: The humanitarian of the Zodiac, your forward-thinking mentality allows you to develop helpful strategies to cope with trying situations while moving forward in a positive direction.
What's my line? Think outside the box.
Death of a Shepard - TaliMass EffectDeath of a Shepard - Tali4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Death of a Shepard
Tali was down in the engine room the Normandy SR1 twiddling her fingers. She had the Geth Data in her omni tool, and she was preparing to leave for the Flotilla after the check up on this supposed Geth activity in the Terminus system. Garrus and Wrex had already left the Normandy shortly after Sovereign's defeat. She missed them, missed having other aliens on board this ship; now there was only her and Liara. She liked Liara but, between her and Ashley flirting with Shepard, there was no way for herself to flirt, and was worried that Shepard didn't even see her.
"Tali," said a male voice, "you seem distracted, anything wrong?"
It was Engineer Adams, he was a kind human, and was something of a kind father figure to her, "Nothing Engineer Adams," Tali lied, "just worried that this Geth data won't be good enough to complete my pilgrimage."
"I'm sure it will be enough," Adams said, "besides, you were there with Shepard when Sar
Mass Effect Pathways: Chapter 13/13/2210Mass Effect Pathways: Chapter 12 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Dim light from the setting sun streamed in through the window, dancing and shifting along the ceiling as it reflected off the sparkling sea. The room was quiet save for the rhythmic sounds of fists striking a punching bag. John Shepard, first human Spectre, savior of the Citadel and the galaxy along with a host of other titles he didn’t really care for, lashed out in one last rapid flurry of punches. A kick sent the punching bag swinging violently. Panting, he stepped back, wiping the sweat from his brow as he slowed his breathing. After his heart rate had calmed to a normal pace, Shepard pulled on a gray T-shirt as he stepped outside.
The Spectre felt himself grin as he gazed over Rannoch, a planet he himself had played a role in regaining. It had been twenty-three years since the former alliance Commander had helped broker peace between the geth and the quarians. Twenty-four years since he had made his promise to build Tali'Zorah a house on this very planet.
Epilogue Pt. 2The Normandy was quietly sitting in orbit around Earth when the shuttle arrived. Shepard and James stepped out of the shuttle.Epilogue Pt. 23 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“Why didn't you bring me along?” James asked as they did.
“We've had plenty of drinks together on here, James,” Shepard answered.
“Yeah, but having a beer on Earth? I haven't done that since the Reapers attacked.”
“Don't worry. You didn't miss much.”
“Whatever you say, Loco. Just remember that next time, bring me.”
“I'll try not to forget.” Shepard headed toward the elevator and decided to head to the crew deck.
“Welcome back aboard, Commander,” said Joker over the intercom.
“You bring me anything?”
“Like what? A piece of rubble?”
“Well if you slap a little
polish on it, it would a nice, shiny piece of rubble.” Shepard didn't answer. “Tasteless?”
“Alright I'll stop.”
Mass Effect 3: Redux 1Chapter 1: FarewellMass Effect 3: Redux 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Commander John Shepard was lying on the couch in what he would call his new apartment, but after the events in the Bahak system, it was nothing more than a lavish prison to him. His home was just an ear shot's away from the Alliance headquarters on Earth, located in hustling and bustling Vancouver, of the United North American States. Lots of tall buildings and lovely patios for those who either had great Alliance connections, or really knew how to get the best in life. Shepard was not one of those people. Although, judging by his current living status, you would not think that. A large condo with snow white walls and floor, lamps giving off a calm blue light, bed and couch made out of special memory foam, working kitchen filled with food of the highest caliber, and furniture that would put the designs of the now extinct Ikea to shame. But all of that meant absolutely nothing to Shepard. After all, all the riches in the world couldn't make up for the l
Never Again - Shepard x Tali=====Never Again - Shepard x Tali3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Title: Never Again - Shepard x Tali
Game: Mass Effect 3
Characters/Pairing: Commander Shepard, Tali'Zorah, Daro'Xen, James Vega, Jaycob Tailor, Kasumi Goto, The Catalyst
Disclaimer:Characters and universe belong to Bioware
Never Again - Shepard x Tali
After what seemed to be years, the war against the Reapers was finally over. Shepard decided neither to control, nor destroy them. He had grown to hate the Illusive Man after he saw what he really was and, even though Anderson and everybody in the universe, including Shepard himself, wanted the Reapers dead, Shepard realised during these last minutes that he wasn't a murderer.
As he made his last steps, walking away from the little boy known as the Catalyst and headed towards the middle, the choice called 'Synthesis', flashes of his adventure started popping up. His first crew, how it was scattered by the Collectors, his reunion, his feel
ME: Pilgrimage - Chapter 1ME: Pilgrimage - Chapter 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 - Deep Space
A purple-gloved hand floated across the surface of the hull panel, two elongated fingers gently tracing the unique irregularities of the dull grey material, dipping into the pock marks formed by cosmic dust and asteroid fragments. Tali'Zorah nar Rayya gently lifted the plate back into place on the exterior of the Rayya's hull, the worn metal quickly obscuring the serpent's nest of wiring that lay beneath. Holding it in place with her left hand she reached for the rivet gun on her belt with her right and set about bolting the panel back into place firmly. The gun, normally accompanied with a sharp whirring as it operated, accompanied her in silence, as noiseless as her in the cosmic void they shared.
With the hull whole once more, the young quarian hooked the tool back on her belt and gently pushed against the ship's surface, the lack of gravity causing the resistance of the ship to twirl her about like a leaf in the wind. Applying a little more pressure, c
A Proposal to Tali I press my forehead against hers, the warmth and gentle smile of her face so much more inviting than the pillow. My right hand slides along her temple and though her hair. Beneath the sheets, her leg is draped over mine, hooking behind and pulling it between hers. The only skin still hidden behind the old barrier of her suit covers from her breasts to the middle of her thighs, almost like a one-piece bathing suit. She has her left hand resting just behind my jaw, with her thumb rubbing my shaved side burn line.A Proposal to Tali3 years ago in Romance More Like This
A beautiful scent graces my nose, an amazing combination of hers formed from eezo, wine, and this pleasant, indescribable smell she always has. It fills my heart with a little euphoria that's nonexistent without her. She's wide awake and staring into my soul with those white irises and hazy red scleras. Neither of us really expected to fall asleep anyway. I run my hand across her face once more, feeling the gentle touch of her skin, so much softer and
Nearing the End Ch.1 Final CutNearing the End Ch.1 Final Cut4 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Author: Colin Gleason
Game: Mass Effect
Characters: Cole Shepard, Tali, EDI, Admiral Hackett
Disclaimer: Mass Effect is copyrighted by BioWare.
Nearing the End
Ch. 1 A Dream to Remember
It's been a month since the events at the Collector Base happened. Both Shepard and Tali have enjoyed what peace they've been able to have together by working on the Normandy's engines or just simply spending quality time together.
Although since the destruction of the Collector Base, Shepard has been having the vision from the Prothean beacon burn through his mind every night. Unfortunately for him, tonight will be the worse he has had yet.
As Shepard looked over the latest maintenance logs for the Normandy, EDI's synthetic voice comes through the intercom "Shepard, you have an incoming call from the Engineering Deck."
He pinches the bridge of his noes as he lets out a heavy sigh. "Tali again? I know what she's going to say, and she should know that she doesn't have to ask anymore." He pauses for a mom