SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I knowChapter 5SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I know4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash: War is ..well, hell if I know!
The weather had been strange. With each passing day the clouds grew thicker, darker, and heavier. A few months back they had been white, beautiful and scattered sparsely throughout the true blue. Now it was as though there was no sky at all, just a large mass of gloomy haze. Then there were days when there wasn't a cloud in sight but still everything felt off. The sky wasn't the same blue and the sun the sun was the strangest of them all. It seemed too dim but too bright, too warm yet too cold. And the way it hung, no, the way it dragged through the sky was almost eerie. Sure the nights had been strange as well; the clouds would almost completely disperse and the moon shown brighter and larger in the sky, but it didn't have the same edginess the days had.
Today was one of those cloudy days and soaring through the grey sky was a young seraph. Her speed was too high for casual loitering a
After Mare-day Gras...The light from Celestia's noontime sun brightly shone into Twilight's sleeping face, causing the unicorn to cover her face with a foreleg. "Mmmph, 5 more minutes... I was up studying, ma..." Twilight's voice, still drowsy, didn't want to give in to the warm sun ray's urging her awake.After Mare-day Gras...5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But, try as she might, the warmth from the sun gently urged her from her slumber. Giving a sigh, the unicorn slowly opens her first her left eye... Then her right eye creeps open as she stumbles out of her sleeping nook. Still half-asleep, Twilight trips down the steps and into the kitchen. "Mmmm, need tea... Wha-what happened last night...?" The last thing she remembered as she trotted drowzily into the kitchen, was being at the local Mare-day Gras party Pinkie Pie threw last night...
"Twilight!" The ever-hyper pink pony bounced over, her neck laden with what looked to be hundreds of beaded necklaces as she wore a mask in the shape of two lollypops over her eyes. "TWILIGHT!" the hyper pony screamed ag
Look before you sleep CelestiaLuna stood on the balcony of her bedroom in the royal palace. She loved her room. Then again, she would love anything that had walls and something soft to lie down on. The moon wasn't exactly a comfortable place to get some shuteye, after all.Look before you sleep Celestia5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a warm evening in the early summer, and from her balcony she could see that the lights in Celestia's room next door were still on.
"She's probably working, still used to handling all the state's affairs," Luna thought to herself as she smiled devilishly. "But she won't be for much longer."
As she trotted towards the door of her bedroom, she decided that it was time to put her carefully laid plans to action.
She opened the door and turned to her guards.
"Yes, your highness?" they responded in carefully trained unison.
"It is time. Execute order 41!" Luna said with a diabolical grin.
"Are you sure Miss Luna? I mean isn't it too soon?" One of the guards asked, the other looking as unsure as the former sounded.
"We have prepared
SV Chapter 2 War is BuisnessChapter 2SV Chapter 2 War is Buisness4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Applejack: War is Business
The trees were pathetic. Most of them were dead or dying without the care and nourishment they had been receiving for years before. They had even given up on bearing fruit. Only a dozen trees still provided bounty and they were tasteless shells of the gleaming jewels they had once been. Fed only by water and the suffocating smoke of industry, it was a miracle even these trees still stood. This land that had once been a farm of the most delicious apples for miles around had fallen into hard times, only to rise into a different kind of farming. The farming of steel and bronze. The farming of offense and defense. The farming of war machines. That's the kind of farm Sweet Apple Acres was now.
The Barn, which had once been filled with the sounds of content cows, now echoed with the sounds of unwilling metal and the harsh shouts of man. The smell of iron and sweat was always heavy in the air, as though the very walls ha
SV Chapter 4 War is ComplicatedChapter 4SV Chapter 4 War is Complicated4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Rarity: War is Complicated
Everything was still. Slightly hunched over a decorative red sandalwood desk she sat in a chair made of finely polished pink ivory with luxurious crimson velvet cushions. The papers on the desk were neatly stacked to the left while a single book titled "Flying Colors" took its residence on the right. Exactly five inches in front of the book was an antique vase that dated back 586 years. The vase was plain but along its rim was a lovely scene of couples walking through a thriving park. Pure white orchids had nestled in the relic, their clean blooms head high. Lined at the front of the desk's polished surface were a row of five pens, all black but each engraved with a different type of gem, perfectly parallel with the one next to it. Nothing moved. Not even her.
Her arms were propped up on the desk, gloved in pure black, and her hands sat folded together, the lovely slender fingers entwined. Beneath the sandalwood s
SV Chapter 6 War is WarChapter 6SV Chapter 6 War is War4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pinkie Pie: War is war
The rising sun was like fire. It was blazing without the heat and burning without the flames, bathing the landscape in red. The whole scene had the appearance of a sunset in reverse. Creeping towards a sleepy village, the glowing light slid over the mountains and hills, scorching the fields and trees. However, as the stalking light reached the Everfree forest, clouds began to move in, black and grey claws grasping for the glowing orb. A tiny sliver was all the reached the village before the clouds snuffed it out like a dying candle.
The village of Ponyville was in as sorry a state as ever. A year had passed since the war that had caused the worst of the damages but still they lingered like an unattended wound. Some attempts at repairs had been made, boards hammered over holes, debris swept from the streets, but otherwise they had been left to fester and putrefy. Time had also taken its toll, but it was secondary
SV Chapter 1 War is NecessaryChapter 1SV Chapter 1 War is Necessary4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight Sparkle: War is Necessary
Arms swaying at her sides, occasionally brushing against her skirt, a woman walked down an organized, clean hall way. Her head held up high, she walked with purpose. With each step the heels of her boots made contact with the pale gold marble floor to let out a sharp and authoritative click. Her demeanor did not waste it's presence for each person she passed either greeted her politely or stood at attention until she was several steps ahead. By now she had come to acknowledge the reactions, hardly noticing them, much different from when she first received such respect, which had left her flustered and embarrassed.
Still, nothing escaped her wandering gaze. Should one of the men linger too long in the hallway or a group of woman giggle amongst themselves to loudly (or if they giggled at all dependent on her mood), she was quick to make her existence known without a single utterance, perhaps an annoyed clearing of the throat
An Unexpected Development Ch1"Thank you for being such a gentlecolt, Big Mac," said Cheerilee as they enjoyed daisy sandwiches together while watching the sun set on a rather too interesting February day for the pair. "And I apologize for this silly little incident. It's going to be quite the embarrassment after the entire town saw us like that."An Unexpected Development Ch14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Eeyup," drawled Big Macintosh, prompting a laugh from the former impromptu couple. "And for what it's worth, Miss Cheerilee, I'd like to apologize for my little sis' bein' a part of getting us involved in, well, bein' involved."
"Oh, think nothing of it. You know how those three are always causing trouble. It was inevitable that they'd do something like this eventually. Besides, I believe it was little Sweetie Belle who was the ringleader on this particular scheme of theirs."
"Heh, I suppose you're right. Trouble does seem to follow wherever those girls go."
"And speaking of trouble, I think I may have to have a word with Sweetie Belle's sister about keeping her romance
Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.Dear Idiot5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Written by The Descendant
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had the sudden irresistible urge pop you off a letter stating how terribly you buggered up the gala this year.
In case you were wondering the pleasant little unicorn you trod all over this evening was a personal friend of my Designate. That unicorn, Rarity (which is her name, by the way, in case you forgot it whilst staring at every haunch
MLP - If they were humanAs I'm sure many fans of MLP will know, there are many artists out there who have made picture showing what they believe the characters of the show would look like if they were human. These types of pictures have always interested me and as such I thought I'd have a crack at putting down my own interpretation. Now I'll say right now that I've never been much of an artist, having most of my submissions be literature. So instead I thought I'd write about what I think they'd look like if they were human.MLP - If they were human3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
And just for the record, some of these interpretations may be similar to what other artists have already done. And if that's the case, then I apologise in advance.
Okay, let's get the easy one out of the way first. I think my vision of Applejack is pretty much in-keeping with many other people's interpretations of her. Orange wrist-length shirt, blue jeans, cowboy boots, and of course, her trademark hat. I have little variation to offer on this count. When it comes to her physi
Night of the Pinkie PieApple Bloom scrunched up her face as she nosed her dinner around the plate. "Bored! Bored! This ain't no fun!" She looked up at the face of Big Mac, impassive as always. "Applejack said she would play a game with me, why ain't she come home?"Night of the Pinkie Pie5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Big Mac stared down at his little sister dully, chewing a straw. It was the same straw that he had been chewing for the past year, at least that is what he thought. In reality Applejack had to sneakily change it every week so that it didn't become nasty. "Applejack's gone on holiday lil' one. She said she'll be gone a long time."
Apple Bloom glared quizzically up at her brother. "That don't make no sense, she would've told me!"
Big Mac huffed. "She won it from Pinkie Pie. Said it was really last minute, had to go quick. Didn't even see her pack a bag."
"How can Pinkie Pie afford to buy Applejack a holiday? She never said anything about no competition!" Apple Bloom's small form scooted down from the table. "Somethin' fishy is going on her Big Mac,
My Thoughts on RarityAnd now we come to our resident Fashionista, Rarity.My Thoughts on Rarity4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
As you may remember from my previous entry, Rarity was another character I had issue with when I first started watching the show. However, my reasons for disliking her at the start were very different from the reasons I disliked Pinkie. In fact, looking back on the matter, my reasons for being against her seem almost petty, and something I'm no proud of.
You see, when I first started watching this show, I was assured that it wasn't the stereotypically girly show that it was back in the 80's. That all the tea parties, dresses and makeovers that characterised female-aimed cartoons had been exorcised completely in favour of something more gender-neutral and less likely to alienate one group or the other.
So with that mindset, I started watching. As you can imagine, when I first laid eyes on Rarity, heard her speak, saw what she was about at the start, I felt betrayed. This was exactly the kind of character I'd been told would not be in
Dreams PastPinkie Pie felt her way up the dark staircase to her room. She groaned and brought a hoof to her aching head. How late is it? She stumbled over to where she thought her bed was, eyes still adjusting to the darkness. There was a creak from one of the top windows.Dreams Past5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dashie, is that you?" the pink pony called out.
"Don't Dashie me, Pinkie Pie," an angry voice growled from above.
Pinkie Pie groped around the wall searching for the light switch. "Oh Rainbow Dash, you sound so super um um unparty-like!" she said, still fumbling at the wall.
Suddenly, the room was filled with searing light. Pinkie Pie brought up her hooves to her eyes. Ow ow ow that's bright!
Pinkie's vision came back just in time to see Rainbow Dash swoop down at her.
Pinkie Pie squeaked in surprise as the blue pegasus struck the wall on either side of Pinkie's head with her hooves. "You stupid little pink pony!" choked Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie's mind raced as she tried to piece together ev
Espejo, cap. 77Espejo, cap. 772 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Espejo, cap. 77
En la Tierra...
-Oh Dios mío. Hacía tiempo que no veía tantas calorías en un mismo sitio –empezó Donna, al abrir los armarios de la cocina-. Mira todo este chocolate, todas las galletas y toda la comida precocinada… No me extraña que te hayas puesto así.
La mujer cogió una bolsa de basura y, cogiendo la comida casi con asco, empezó a tirarla ante la mirada atónita de Fionna. Intentó pararla, mas la ex-modelo no estaba dispuesta a dejar que su hija descuidara su aspecto por una tontería como la gula.
-Ni hablar, todo esto es veneno para tu delgadez –replicó a las suplicas de la ex-animadora, con tono convencido-.
-Pero… -intentó protestar, como una niña pequeña-.
-Nada de peros. Te vas a poner a dieta ya –concluyó, poniendo el último producto en la bolsa-. Vamos a tirar esto. No quiero tentaciones.
-¿No es mejor dárselo a alguien que lo necesite? –preguntó la adolescente, resignada a perder todos esos dulces-.
The Red Thread of Fate - Pt 1The Red Thread of Fate - Pt 15 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Update! I extended one of the scenes, and added more detail in certain areas.
Warning: this is a femslash fic based in the "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" universe, so if you don't like this kind of stuff, just bear in mind that you don't have to read it. That is all.
Sewing the Red Thread of Fate
By The Lovely Penguin
Chapter 1: A Labor of Love
Rarity paced around her workshop, deep in thought. Sure, there were dresses she was supposed to be making, but she couldn't concentrate on any of them right now; they weren't due anytime too soon anyway. It bugged the designer to leave so many projects unfinished, but there were more pressing matters to attend to at the moment. "Oh Fluttershy, how do I even go about asking you? You'd run away the instant you found out." The white unicorn was actually glad that her friend wasn't there to hear that; the situation was delicate,
Twilight's Best Friend: Part 3Part Three: Dewdrop Dazzle Must Die!Twilight's Best Friend: Part 35 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight had woken early the next morning just as the sun was rising. She had managed to sneak out of the house without Dewdrop waking up, or so she had hoped. Ponyville looked beautiful as the sun reflected off the glistening water left from last night's storm, but Twilight had no time to appreciate it. She was on a mission.
Carefully making sure she wasn't followed, Twilight had trekked to the far outskirts of Ponyville, to a mountainous, treacherous region just outside of the Whitetail Woods known locally as the 'Rocky Mountains' despite technically being a collection of rocky hills. Ponies generally never ventured this far out there was nothing interesting for miles save for craggy rocky spires and stony mounds where nothing would grow. It was here that she lifted the spade she had brought and began digging.
The ground was hard, and even though Twilight was using her magic to lift the spade, it still took a good few hours until she
Paradise Chapter 1Paradise Chapter 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It's hard for ponies these days to imagine what it was like back then. If they were dropped into this time before Equestria, it'd be unrecognizable to their eyes."
Excerpts from the Candid Sayings of Celestia as recorded by her friends
Whip Scar chewed with his head low and his eyes peeled in the soft moonlight. Tension filled his every muscle and he wandered amidst the herd aimlessly. Deep in the wilds of the wide, wide forest known as Everfree, the simple herd of ponies grazed the grasses in the fields that sometimes broke the expanse of trees. They, too, were tense though they did not show it.
Foaling was a dangerous time for all. During the first few hours of life, a foal cannot walk. Predators sought those times. They preferred not to attack the strong or swift, it did a carnivore no good to pit themselves against the best when all they wanted was a meal. They liked their prey helpless, be it sick, old, or simply unaware. There was nothing so helpless as a new
A Different Tune Chapter 1The first day of school. A troubling time for many a colt or filly, finding out who had moved away, who was still around, who was to be in their class and who would part ways. There was the matter of supplies: paper, pencils, pens, folders, notebooks, rulers, protractors... the list seemed designed so that for the first few weeks there'd always be some poor soul who'd have to tell the teacher what they'd forgotten while the rest of class withdrew their required item from stuffed saddlebags. Students showed off new shoes, saddlebags and lunchbags, gossiped about which teacher gave the most homework and which one showed movies, and complained at the ever growing size of their textbooks.A Different Tune Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
One filly was doing none of these things, because she was busy sitting in the headmaster's office. Her mother, an ice-blue earth pony with lilac eyes, sat beside her, looking over papers she had just signed before handing them across to a bulky gray unicorn with a beard like a billy goat's. The filly had
Luna's Question About Love 4Derpy Hooves didn't even bother to fold back her wings as she landed in front of Dr. Whooves' humble abode. His home did not particularly stand out from any of the other houses in Ponyville, except for the fact that his front door was adorned with the image of a large grandfather clock. A sign dangling from the roof revealed that it was not only a home but also a store meant for selling clocks, as well repairing them. Sitting atop the window sills were various clocks that peered out in hopes of catching the attention of any passerby.Luna's Question About Love 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Aside from the post office, her own house and Celestia's castle, this was one of the few places that's location was embedded into the depths of Derpy's mind. She and Dr. Whooves were very close acquaintances, almost being friends if they had met together more often. Already panicked as she was, Derpy banged her face against the wooden door several times over. Unfortunately, this just worsened her headache in the process.
At the same time, Twilight Sparkle
MLP - A Prayer for My SisterThough your orb is lighter than a dreamMLP - A Prayer for My Sister5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Tis a burden which consumes all my might
Upon the dusk my force of will sends it aloft
My teardrops, icy fire 'neath the bluish glow
I can think only of you, my cherished
To my strength this chore is nigh thought
But to see where you are forever silenced
Strains my heart more than I can bear
And it breaks even that much more
Each year since that tragic day
I raise the sun higher than 'tis worthy
I pray, my love, for one single moment
While foals frolic and ponies play
I adore them all and share their bliss
'Til with a single laugh, one tiny lapse
My guilt grows ever more ferocious
As I hoped, it rends my being to dust
For each joy not shared with you
Is there any worse pain I could suffer
Than having lost my sister, my dearest?
Neither the greatest scholars in a millennium
Nor the fleeting thoughts of the simplest fool/>
Will ever realize the terrible truth
The one thing that would surely destroy me
Is losing this precious soul-crushing agony
Enter Equestria: Prolouge 1I woke up at about 6:00 that morning, which was early for me. I spent most of my morning listening to music and preparing for work. I worked at a day-care centre, because I loved working with kids. It wasn't exactly a well-paying job, but it gave me enough to live an ok life.Enter Equestria: Prolouge 15 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
My car broke down on the way to work; it had been failing on me quite a bit, despite the numerous repair jobs that had been done on it. I was on a street that was pretty much deserted from what I could see. I wasn't sure what to think, I called my mechanic to come and help but I knew that by the time he got to me, I would be a bit more than "fashionably" late.
Minutes passed like hours, I could do nothing but let my mind wander. After a while I started seeing movement out of the corners of my eyes, but dismissed it as my imagination. The street I was on was a bit shady, but I figured the odds of anything bad happening were slim. Until I saw a man, step out from the alley to the right of me.
Midna's InterviewMidna in da housee! ^^ MidnaGirl wanted an interview from me, so here I am! Let's get this show on the road!Midna's Interview6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. You're a slut in your true form! Zelda rocks harder than you! Link should've chosen her instead!
*blasts with powerful twilight beam* Next question?
2. Why are you so forgetful?
I don't know! It's natural, so don't treat it like it's not.
3. Why do you and Link have sex so much?
*blushblush* Eh... Welll.... Don't pretend you don't! *blushblush*
4. Who is your favorite child?
I love all my children! ^^
5. Would you ever consider going for Zant if he hadn't gone all evil and insane?
Possibly... I'm an adventurous type so I would've explored the Light World anyways.
6. Did you ever think that Link would love you?
Well, at first, not at all. I didn't know until he confessed it, to be truthful.
7. Do you do yuri?
OMG what the hell?! NO WAY!!
8. Do you consider yourself a damsel in distress?
Of course not! I can take care of myself, unlike that Ilia girl.
9. Did you ever truly die?
Letter from a PrincessTwilight Sparkle,Letter from a Princess5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I must admit that when I got your letter I was surprised, I had thought all of Equestria had once again forgotten about me. Then to my surprise, a scroll appeared in front of me in a flash of green fire, from none other than my sister's dearest student. I am not very good at this, so please forgive me for being unclear.
No, I don't think you are being forward, in fact I wish more people would think about sending me some words of praise. I really did start to blush upon reading that you admired and noticed the amount of work I put into making the night. It's such a shame that others do not realize, nor appreciate it as you have. Thank you very much.
I must admit I did not believe you to have even thought of considering me a friend after I nearly killed you and your friends, and threw the world into an eternal night. As for not speaking to me since then, I understand perfectly, if it wasn't first the celebration of your victory, I was in the castle catching up on histor
Sun, Surf and FriendshipSand, Surf and FriendshipSun, Surf and Friendship5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
by Cloud Watcher
Twilight Sparkle and her close group of friends were brimming with excitement as the sky carriage landed. They had just arrived in the tiny seaside town of Gallop Cove, and were looking forward to a week of fun and relaxation at the seaside. It was a quaint, quiet town that avoided most of the big herds of tourists that usually flocked to the coast. The princess had told her student that she and her sister preferred the small hamlet for their private retreats, recommending it as a reward for her diligent studies. Touching down, the six ponies and Spike thanked the pegasus drivers before they left then made their way to the local inn.
"Can you believe how beautiful this place is?" Rarity asked. "And all those shops have the most fabulous seashell jewelry. I'll just have to get some of those abalone shells for my dresses."
"Suit yourself," Rainbow Dash said, "but I'm gonna hit the skies.