The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
Mud WrestlingMud WrestlingMud Wrestling2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By Digital Circe
(woman to pig transformation)
Story warning: violence, nudity, vore
Annie’s mouth felt dry, like it was full of cotton balls. She blinked, waking coming back to her slowly. Her head hurt – had she been drinking that much? She felt cramped, like she’d been laying wrong and had a crick in her neck. Where, exactly, was she?
As her eyes finally focused, she realized how good a question that was. Annie was in a dark room, lit only by a few dim security lights. The walls seemed to be made of concrete. But more troubling were the metal bars around her. She was in some sort of small cage – something akin to an animal cage. Something big enough for a large dog, but tight and cramped for a grown woman. She was laying on some kind of pad that didn’t offer much cushioning. She was also naked.
Annie moaned, her headache throbbing, and tried to sit up. It
Storm of Metal :: ch 2Tails WorkshopStorm of Metal :: ch 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everyone gathered together to formulate a strategy of action against Eggmans new plans. The storm clouds were still spreading across the sky, covering miles of the atmosphere. It has reached from Creams house all the way to Tails workshop, and the storm is still spreading further. The group thought it was best that Cream and Vanilla stayed home while they took care of things. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy and Rouge were the only ones who could make it here. Shadow among the rest however wasnt exactly happy to be here.
Just why did you drag me here ? Shadow muttered from his throat.
Shadow, weve told you. The Death Egg is back. Sonic explained to him once again.
Yeah, and just how threatening is this Death Egg ? Shadow went on.
The last time it was around you never got a chance to witness it. You werent here back then. Knuckles exclaimed, Nor have y
Ferbella- I Won't Say It"Say it, Isabella."Ferbella- I Won't Say It5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No! I don't have to if I don't want to.."
"Say it "
Isabella crossed her arms. "You can't make me!"
"Come on, just admit it already!" Gretchen huffed.
"Never!" Isabella turned up her nose and looked away.
Gretchen sighed. Isabella was stubborn, especially when it came to admitting things. Especially when it came to love.
The past couple of weeks, Gretchen had watched as Isabella and Ferb began to talk more to each other, and that they do actually kind of flirt. She had found out that now Isabella immediately went to Ferb's side instead of Phineas's when looking over their amazing blueprints, and that she was slowly losing interest in the redhead she was once crazy over.
"Izzy, you know it, I know it, so why can't you say it?" Gretchen asked lightly, sitting by her best friend. They were both sitting on Isabella's flower-printed bed, the rosy afternoon sky setting an almost lazy mood.
Isabella looked at her for a second, then glanced up at a picture of her, Phi
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
Comfort Nurtures Attachment (TeenDeanxTeenReader)“You want to know how I feel, Dean? I’m insecure. I’m so fucking insecure, anxiety constantly eats at me, and I try so hard to be liked!! To help the people with their maths, or grab their lunch when I’m already in the line at the canteen. And it hurts so much that I’m still not good enough for anyone. People still talk about me, and I’m the weirdo and- I- yes.. I like you, but I could never expect you to like me back- How could I when I don’t even like myself?” Quickly you buried your face in your hands- you had never opened up like this before.Comfort Nurtures Attachment (TeenDeanxTeenReader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dean’s face was one of shock, he never knew that each of the students mean jabs hurt you this way- he never realised just how fragile you were. How ugly you felt.
Taking you into his embrace without a moments thought, he squished your smaller frame so tightly into his chest- and just held you. As you felt the large arms wrap around you, you instantly squeezed him closer; not questioning the
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
Magic - Father!Loki X Teen!Reader"Hey dad! Check what I can do!" You barely gave your dad enough time to look up before you jumped off one of the giant pillars in the room. He shouted something, but you paid no attention as you formed an ice-slide under you on your way down.Magic - Father!Loki X Teen!Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Loki was waiting at the bottom, furious but relieved. "Don't ever do something like that again!" he scolded you. "You don't have full control yet. What if your powers failed you and you hurt yourself? What then?"
"Dad, I'm fine!" you whined, halfheartedly glaring at him. "I've done it plenty of times before and I've never fallen."
"Not once, huh?" your dad raised an eyebrow, clearly not believing you.
You sighed. "Okay, maybe the first time." you mumbled. "But nobody gets anything right the first try, right? And I was fine after that. So it's all good."
"No, it is not all good." he said. "You could have gotten hurt. I don't want you doing things like that."
You glared at your dad, frustrated. "You're not the boss of me. You don't know anything abo
Tall Dwarves thorin'scompanyxreaderDwarves were truly an inquisitive race of people. Ever since you had joined the company of Thorin Oakenshield, it seemed that the only conversation the dwarves were capable of making consisted of asking you questions about yourself. At first it was completely understandable. They were curious about the human woman who travelled with them. It made perfect sense considering you wanted to know more about your companions as well. If only you had known what all these questions would lead to though, you might have chosen your answers more carefully.Tall Dwarves thorin'scompanyxreader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Out of curiosity, what do human women like in a man?"
"I’m sorry?" You had heard him perfectly well, but the question had taken you quite off guard.
"You know, what traits do they find attractive? Physically I mean."
"Well, Kili, each woman has her own individual tastes. I’m certainly not qualified to answer for all of them." A perfectly politically correct answer. It wasn’t rude, nor did it reveal too much
Jack Frost x Reader (Chapter 5)~Previously on this story...~Jack Frost x Reader (Chapter 5)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"J-Jack Frost?" You stuttered. "The Jack Frost?"
He looked at you and grinned, making your face heat up ever so sightly, "The one and only."
"Really?" Cassie asked as she and her twin slowly walked around your legs. "Are you really the winter spirit?" Justin's excited voice finished Cassie's thought. The supposed Jack Frost nodded his head smugly.
"And Guardian of Fun."
"Proof!" Max, Emily, and Tessa yelled as they pointed dramatically at the white haired teen, who just looked at them with a confused and shocked expression.
"We demand, err....would like proof." You stated as you crossed you arms and Alston nodded his head, "Something to...."
"Solidify your accusation of being winter personified." Jason finished your sentence, his inner nerd showing.
Jack smirked before he walked over to the light pink vanity that wa
Kili x Reader - Childhood LoveCP-Misery: Kíli does NOT die, OKAY!? WHY DO ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIE!?!?!Kili x Reader - Childhood Love2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ahem... anyways. I do NOT own The Hobbit, if I did MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS WOULDN’T BE DEAD!!! Also, this Kíli is based on the movie version, because why the hell not?
[F/n] - first name
[L/n] - last name
[E/c] - eye color
[H/c] - hair color
[H/l] - hair length
[F/f] - favorite flowers
[N/s] - name of the species you are (yes, you get to choose, congratulations)
You were a simple [n/s], well, not that simple. You were different, and you hated it. You hated pretty much all about you, which is mostly because of all the teasing the other kids your age do (did I mention you’re eight years old in this?). You hated your messy [h/l] [h/c] hair, you hated your [e/c] eyes, and you hated your ears (you either think they’re to small or to big, m’kay?). All the kids of your town would make fun of you for yo
Percy Jackson x Reader (To Tartarus With Books)(A/N: Me, as an avid reader, would normally slap Percy silly for saying that. But, he is dyslexic, so I'm pretty sure books would be a pain in the butt. Anyways, I was looking at some brunette boy finding it hard to read at the library on the weekends. His sister - at least, I think that other brunette was his sister - teased him about his dyslexia. I have a younger brother who has ADHD, and my mum says I have to be patient with him and whatnot. The brunette boy - who his sister called 'Max' - reminded me of my brother and Bianca with Nico, and it got me thinking, would Percy be like that? Frustrated and pissed with books?Percy Jackson x Reader (To Tartarus With Books)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
So, that sparked the idea for this, and I got typing!
STRONG LANGUAGE ALERT!
Let's read tis ting!)
While you're sitting on the bench of a park, your Irish Setter, Rose, is off galloping in th
Baking Thorin's company x readerBy the time the company arrived at Rivendell, you had managed to win over every member of the company except two: Thorin and Dwalin. It was nearly impossible to break through their gruff exteriors. They usually just responded to you with grunts instead of actual words. You were pretty sure that Thorin's rugged persona went all the way through him and back out the other side, but you had come up with a plan that might just win Dwalin over.Baking Thorin's company x reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
After Lord Elrond gave you permission to use the kitchens, you rushed over and started pulling out all of the ingredients you would need to make the finest cupcakes in Middle-Earth. It was a recipe that your mother was famous for, and you had been helping her make them since you were tiny. You were extra careful to make sure that they turned out absolutely perfect.
As you were letting them cool, you heard a friendly, familiar voice call out "Lass, I knew I smelled baking in here! What are you making?"
"Cupcakes, and.." Smack! You popped Bofur's hand w
Eminem (Avengers X Teen!Reader) 2/15Eminem (Avengers X Teen!Reader) 2/151 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
[WARNING: This may contain some strong language which will be covered with '*' and the lyrics may seem morbid and sexual because it is Eminem. What do you expect? Anyway, enjoy!]
Tony Stark has set up a party just so he can be in an alliance with another company and once again, he becomes speachless by [name]'s behaviour. Tony and the other gentleman were sat on the couch discussing a bit of business yet being laid back. [name] happens to be near them and started to sing once again. "When you walk through the door, it was clear to me~," Tony stopped and looked over his shoulder to see her along with the other gentleman. "You're the one they adore, who they came to see, you're a rockstar~," He was surprised that she hasn't sung anything disturbing like last time yet. "Everybody wants you, Player~!"
Even though he was relieved that she hasn't said anything inappropriate, he still felt a bit embarassed that he might have screwed up the chance on having an alliance. "Who could really blame
StevexReaderxBucky-May I Have This Dance?(Request) StevexReaderxBucky - May I Have This Dance? (Request)StevexReaderxBucky-May I Have This Dance?(Request)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Setting: After WWII starts but sometime before the US enter into WWII
Contains: The usual as you can see I am starting to get lazy to write the "contains"
She walked with elegance. Wearing a red, simple, but beautiful, dress. She wore black heels. She didn't have much make up besides the noticeable red lipstick. Her (h/c) hair was curled. You would've thought she was a woman who was innocent. But you thought wrong. She carried a clutch and on that clutch on the button was a small symbol. Which symbol was it? Well, it was Hydra. She was working on a job right now. There was a man who had discovered parts of Hydra's plan and she was supposed to take him out. At any cost.
As the woman in red walked into the brightly lit room, time seemed to stop and everyone stared over at her. She stopped to see everyone looking at her. Her (e/c) eyes caught a pair of blue eyes of a young gentleman. He was smal
Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Thor." you said as you passed him in the hallway. He grinned nervously, waving hi before you walked away out of sight. He grabbed his chest. His heart was beating out of control. He walked into the lab where Tony and Bruce were having an argument.
"I need your help doctor." Thor said as he cut in between the two of them.
"What is it?" Bruce asked, turning his attention away from Tony.
"My heart. It is beating at a rapid pace and will not stop." he said, taking the doctors hand and placing it over his heart. Bruce was shocked by the action.
"And when did this start?" Bruce asked.
"Since I returned here, and it only happens sometimes." he answered.
"Well whatever it is, it seems to have stopped." Bruce said as he felt Thor's heart return to normal and removed his hand. "Are you sure there isn't something that's been trigging it?"
"I have not the slightest clue." he answered with a look of worry in his eyes.
"Well there has to be somethin
Check Mate [James Potter X Reader] AU!Marauder EraThis is for Shingekinodrawings. I hope you like it! Merry Christmas!!!! I tried not to mention the reader's house, just so that it would suit everyone. ^w^ Also, I didn't mention Lily, for obvious reasons.Check Mate [James Potter X Reader] AU!Marauder Era1 year ago in Romance More Like This
I don't own anything, though I wish I did.
"Aaand that's checkmate." you said, smirking slightly as you leaned back in your chair, crossing your arms. Your opponent seemed - in a word, utterly devastated. You seemed to be on a winning streak, although nobody could deny that you were definitely the Wizarding Chess champion of your year - hell, maybe even the best player in the whole school.
Not that you advertised it much.
"You cheated." the sullen teenage boy sitting across from you complained, mirroring your actions, except for the deep frown that marred his handsome face. "There's no way you can win EIGHT GAMES IN A ROW." he said, his voice increasing in volume.
Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (p.1)Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (part 1)Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (p.1)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Something had gone wrong. Something had gone terribly, terribly wrong. Because instead of finding the normal, full-grown Tony Stark in his lab, you had found a crying toddler. You didn’t know what had happened and where Tony had gone, but you were pretty sure that child hadn’t been there before you went to get some coffee for the two of you. And you knew for a fact that Tony had been working on something “special” he didn’t want to tell anybody about. And now, a crying toddler was sitting on the floor, wearing Tony’s clothing that was now obviously way too big for the child’s tiny body.
‘T-Tony?’ you asked, crouching down. The child stopped crying and looked up at you with his big chocolate coloured eyes.
‘[y/n]?’ he squeaked, reaching out for you. You and Tony were great friends, so you took him in your arms and lifted him. The child was still wearin
Kid!Avengers X Kid!Reader - BSP 1Chapter 1Kid!Avengers X Kid!Reader - BSP 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“So,” she said cheerfully. “What should we do first?”
“When are Clint and Nat getting here?” asked Steve, setting down his sleeping back and handing (name) her present.
“Thanks, Stevie!” (name) chirped, putting the gifts on the table. “I don’t remember. Victoire just said they’d be late.”
“Aw...” Tony whined. “I wanted to show Clint something!” Loki’s eyebrows raised.
“I’m guessing it has something to do with his missing bow?”
“Maybe....” Tony said slowly. His eyes narrowed. “How do you know about that?” Loki shrugged.
“I know a lot.” Thor randomly hugged his brother tightly, who squirmed.
“How about we play a game?” Bruce suggested, pushing his glasses up his face.
“Great!” (name) said happily.
“Let’s play Mario Kart!” suggested Tony.
“How do you play?
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader)All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader)11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"That'd never happen!" you laughed loudly.
"I think you guys would be good together." Natasha said as she sat on your bed as you got ready for the day.
"No matter how much I want that to happen, it just won't." you said, stepping out in a Christmas themed outfit.
"You look ridiculous." she laughed.
"Well you look under dressed." you stated, pointing to Natasha's chest.
"Why bother putting on so many layers when Clint will just rip it off me later." she smirked.
"EWWWW! I'm picturing it! Oh my eyes! They burn!" you joked, covering your eyes. "Make it stop!"
"Oh shut up." she said, walking away. You laughed, following her out of the room.
As the party went on everyone got drunker, and everyone soon found out that you cannot hold your liquor.
"I wore crocs all through middle school. They were kinda comfy. Why'd I stop wearing them?! I need to find those so I can wear them again." you kept talking and talking.
Confessions Chapter 2 (Percy Jackson X Reader)“There’s a table over by the training grounds that’s open. Want to join me and my friends?” Percy asked as you searched around for an open table to sit down and eat. “I promise I won’t tell them anything about you,” he said, an almost pleading look in his eyes.Confessions Chapter 2 (Percy Jackson X Reader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You smiled and roiled your eyes at him. “Fine,” you said, giving in. You walked over in the direction of the table and sat down on the edge with Percy sitting next to you. After a minute or two, Grover and Annabeth came over and sat across from you and Percy.
“Hey, Percy,” Annabeth greeted, not making eye contact with you.
“What up, man?” Grover said, holding up his hand, waiting for a high-five. Percy high-fived him and greeted him and Annabeth.
“Looks like you finally got the fish out of the water,” Grover joked, giving you a welcoming slap on the back before sitting next to Annabeth. “I’m Grover,” he said. “And th
Paddy's Day at the Rabbit Hole (OUATXReader)Paddy's Day at the Rabbit Hole (OUATXReader)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Emma walked with Mary Margaret, Belle and Ruby to the Rabbit Hole on a girls night out. When they opened the door they were greeted by yelling, the sound of glass smashing and turned over tables. Green banners hung from the ceiling and there was an Irish flag pinned to the wall. They saw a crowd had formed in the center of the bar so they pushed their way through to see what was going on. Emma almost face-palmed when they saw you and Hook wrestling on the floor not caring about the broken glass around you.
"Jefferson what the hell?!" Emma demanded of the Hatter.
"Paddy's Day!" Was all Jefferson yelled before he went back to cheering on the fight.
"COME ON (Y/N) KICK HIS ASS!" Jefferson yelled sitting on the bar. You struggled in Hook's headlock and grabbed a beer bottle from the floor, proceeding to smash it over his head.
"Wench!" Hook yelled drunkenly loosening his hold on you. You slipped out of his head lock and kicked his back sending him forward against the bar.
"Oh hello" Hook g
Ezio x reader: 'Ezio baby'Ezio x reader: 'Ezio baby'Ezio x reader: 'Ezio baby'1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You paced the room waiting for Ezio, he should be back soon. Even though you had only been in this strange time for a year, Ezio had become so close to you. It was the 24th of December, you really wanted your love back for Christmas, Mario assured you he would be, but you were not convinced. Feeling so glum you started to sing an good old Christmas song, well, with a touch of Ezio....
"Ezio baby, slip a sash under the tree for me!
I've been an awful good girl.
Ezio baby, so hurry through the window tonight.
Ezio baby, a pair of assassins robes too, light blue.
Well I'll wait up for you dear.
Ezio baby, so hurry though the window tonight, yeah.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
think of all the boys I haven't kissed.
Next year I could, be just a good,
if you check off my Christmas list.
Ezio baby, I want a sword, arrows and what not and really that's not alot.
I've been an angel all year.
Ezio baby, so hurry through the window tonight.
Ezio honey, there's one