A Valentine's MemoryA Valentine's Memory by preety-lady-serenityA Valentine's Memory3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Matt Groening, who recently celebrated his 58th birthday. You gotta love the guy.
Waylon Smithers stopped to his tracks, causing his boss to continue walking and talking on his own. Realizing this, a couple of seconds later, Mr. Burns turned to see him with an annoyed expression. The young man had turned a deep shade of red and remained transfixed to whatever there was in the shop's front window.
Monty Burns coughed in annoyance and let out a "Smithers" of expectation. The younger man was brought back to reality and hurried to his boss' side. The older man eyed the younger man who fixed his ties and smiled sheepishly. Mr. Burns let out a sigh and hurried towards the Mayor's office.
It was later that evening that Mr. Burns d
Ferbella- I Won't Say It"Say it, Isabella."Ferbella- I Won't Say It4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No! I don't have to if I don't want to.."
"Say it "
Isabella crossed her arms. "You can't make me!"
"Come on, just admit it already!" Gretchen huffed.
"Never!" Isabella turned up her nose and looked away.
Gretchen sighed. Isabella was stubborn, especially when it came to admitting things. Especially when it came to love.
The past couple of weeks, Gretchen had watched as Isabella and Ferb began to talk more to each other, and that they do actually kind of flirt. She had found out that now Isabella immediately went to Ferb's side instead of Phineas's when looking over their amazing blueprints, and that she was slowly losing interest in the redhead she was once crazy over.
"Izzy, you know it, I know it, so why can't you say it?" Gretchen asked lightly, sitting by her best friend. They were both sitting on Isabella's flower-printed bed, the rosy afternoon sky setting an almost lazy mood.
Isabella looked at her for a second, then glanced up at a picture of her, Phi
Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 33 years ago in Drama More Like This
A simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
"Curse who ever bought this wretched couch! The beds in prison were better than this poor excuse for furniture. Excuse me; the Spanish inquisition called. They want their couch back!"
Lisa was awoken by Bob's ravings and couldn't help but snicker at him. The small laugh startled him. He felt his face turn a bit hot, and he was sure his face was red.
"Um how did you sleep?"
"Much better then you did apparently." She smiled again, but when her eyes met his, Lisa's smile faltered. Where she was hit her. Last night she had been angry and depressed but in the daylight she cursed her stupidity. After all he had done, she had let his smile lure her into following him to a seedy motel.
Bob saw the concern in Lisa's face. It wasn't hard to figure out what
Storm of Metal :: ch 2Tails WorkshopStorm of Metal :: ch 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everyone gathered together to formulate a strategy of action against Eggmans new plans. The storm clouds were still spreading across the sky, covering miles of the atmosphere. It has reached from Creams house all the way to Tails workshop, and the storm is still spreading further. The group thought it was best that Cream and Vanilla stayed home while they took care of things. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy and Rouge were the only ones who could make it here. Shadow among the rest however wasnt exactly happy to be here.
Just why did you drag me here ? Shadow muttered from his throat.
Shadow, weve told you. The Death Egg is back. Sonic explained to him once again.
Yeah, and just how threatening is this Death Egg ? Shadow went on.
The last time it was around you never got a chance to witness it. You werent here back then. Knuckles exclaimed, Nor have y
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Diary of an AtheistDiary of an AtheistDiary of an Atheist5 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
My transformation from Christian to atheist wasn't some humongous, life-shattering experience like others say theirs was. I didn't crawl on my knees and pray to God every night like a good little Christian. Heck, our family rarely went to church. To say that my choice to be an atheist was agonizing or even painful would be a lie. Sure, I struggled at times, but making the actual choice was relatively easy.
My family is half-Christian, half-atheist, so you could say I got to see both sides and make the right decision without any biased information. My mother is very non-religious while my father is the opposite (how they managed to get married and live together for seven years, I'll never know). I vaguely remember my father, rather suddenly, deciding to start going to church when I was eight or nine. Maybe he thought our faith needed a little tune-up. I was young, and my father had already filled our heads with stories of God and faith. It se
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
A New StartA New Start2 years ago in Drama More Like This
A New Start
I stare at her face, wet jade eyes staring right through me. I take this moment to stare at the determination glowing through them, believing without a single doubt that what she just said will help me after all I've, no we've been through. The thunder breaks my thoughts.
I feel her tender hands grab my shoulders as she slowly pulls me into a hug, quietly whispering to me, "It's going to be alright, everything is going to be alright."
I don't notice that I stopped holding back the tears as she pulls me closer to her. She seems to know that she's who I need at this moment. That she's the only one who knows I can only move on with from the deaths of our friends, to have a new start. I grab her back with my muddy hands to keep her, to try to protect her from the danger we have both been exposed to.
I feel the rain slowly stop, the heavens seem to want me to let go of the past, to let go of all the lies and horror that happened. I look up and stare at the infamous monume
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson5 months ago in Editorial More Like This
The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
The Love Potion- Chapter 1 As a warm and comforting wind teased at his greasy black hair, Snape caught a glimpse of a young redhead girl with beautiful green eyes skipping gracefully away from him. She kept looking back and giggling restlessly trying to get him to follow. Running after the girl, Snape spotted a familiar two story house approaching in the horizon.The Love Potion- Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Once the redhead finally came across the house she impatiently waited for Snape to catch up. When he did, she reached for his skinny hand and gazed into his black eyes. Snape swore he had seen this girl somewhere before but couldn't place his finger on it. Taking her small and delicate hand, he cautiously followed her inside the house.
Memories flowed into Snape as he entered, along with love and hatred. Fear grabbed a hold of him when he noticed that the girl had let go and walked upstairs. Slowly following, Snape saw a blinding green flash followed by a high-pitched scream in the room she had innocently gone i
Cold HeartTitle: Cold heartCold Heart2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
Pairing: SkinnerXEdna, slight NedXEdna and NedXMaude
A snow storm woke her up. It was the third time this week Edna had woken up at the middle of the night because of the sound of the sound of the cold winds.
How she hated winters now.
She remembered how Skinner used to take her ice-skating on winters back when they were together and that made her hate them even more.
She looked at her husband sleeping next to her. He was mumbling her name, again… third time that week. Every time she woke up in the middle of the night she heard him calling Maude in his sleep. She sighed as she went back to sleep, being only able to stay awake the rest of the night.
The following morning he brought her breakfast to bed. It was Saturday, and Rodd and Todd were out already playing in the snow.
“Good morning, love” he happily greeted her as he kissed her forehead and handed her breakfast.
“Good morning Ned…”
Simpsons Fantasy V - Part 1SIMPSONS FANTASY VSimpsons Fantasy V - Part 15 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
I love youI love the sound of our hearts finally beating in unisonI love you6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I love the feel of the stickiness on our hands
I love the taste of it, in all of its coppery goodness
I love the look on the glass, how it colors the stars
I love you, my beloved, thank you for all of this and more.
Antidote For Your FearRemember that you're not aloneAntidote For Your Fear6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
In a crowd or when you're home
I will be here for you
To save you when you need me to
In the dark I'll bring a light
I'll stop your awful dreams at night
I'll catch you every time you fall
And I'll be here whenever you call
I'll find you whenever you're lost
I'll buy your freedom whatever the cost
You won't be alone when it's time to choose
You'll always win, you'll never lose
I'll sing you to sleep when it rains
And I'll see through your dark stains
If you're blind I'll make you see
I'll be whatever you want me to be
I'll stop time so you don't have to go
You won't be alone during the show
I'll help you get over your stage fright
And I won't let you cry when you say you might
Remember that you're not alone
In a crowd or when you're home
I will be here for you
To save you when you need me to
An Advanced Guide On How To Be Majestic- Or how to become the dwarf youīve always wanted to be - in 50 additional steps. -An Advanced Guide On How To Be Majestic2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Know yourself. This will make you appear even more majestic than you already are.
2. Do not, under any circumstances, take the Hobbits to Isengard.
3. Only trust elven blades if thereīs no Elf on the blunt end.
4. Be polite to the Lady of Lorien.
5. In fact, to every woman.
6. It might be your mother youīre talking to.
7. If the Hobbit of your choice wonīt accept the foot hair curlers you brought him, try giving him a pony.
8. Or food. Hobbits love food.
9. Punch your fellow family members in the ribcage if they talk nonsense. It might save their life.
10. When eagles are around make sure to hug a Hobbit.
11. When entering someone elseīs house, do not forget to scratch the dirt off your boots on some antique pieces of furniture.
12. Donīt learn to swim. If you must cross a river, use barrels.
13. When realising a legend is true tell everyone (and risk your life doing it).
14. Wear your hair and beard
Feel the Words TwistingI killed a man today.Feel the Words Twisting6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Neither with metal nor nylon,
but with words sharper than any blade.
I crushed his joy with a well placed scoff.
I broke his spirit as I spat on his hard toiled success.
I ground him beneath my heel with accusations of theft.
I stole his last breath with a stinging backhanded compliment.
I am Jealousy.
I am Pain.
I am Unforgotten and Unforgivable.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
but cutting words kill forever.
Without RemorseTake my hand while I am bleedingWithout Remorse6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Take my hand while I am needing
let me show you on the 'morrow
Blood stains on glass
I can only laugh
I see the stars as borrowed.
Even in death
In shared last breath
I cannot feel the sorrow
Not stopping in midcourse
With neer thought of remorse
I call this end bizarro
Pulling The Strings Chp 1Pulling The Strings Chp 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This Place is Death
I am tired of trying to run away from my fate, and sick of being broken down countless times again, only to be sown back together again.
I lay scattered across the decaying floorboards, impaired and torn, waiting patiently as my wounds have left me motionless. My heavy rising chest remains unceasing, as time seems to stand still in this everlasting silence. I grip my trembling arm tightly, hoping to stop the opal liquid blood from oozing out of rigid bite marks engraved on my weak limb, in the aspiration of my treatment not being as long and drawn out as I feared.
With one eye open, I
An Expert Guide On How To Be Majestic- Or how to become the dwarf youīve always wanted to be the 50 final steps.An Expert Guide On How To Be Majestic2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. One does not simply toss a dwarf. It has to be done majestically!
2. And if you have been tossed or tossed one, never tell anyone about it. Itīs a majestic secret.
3. If you kill an Orc or Ouarg make sure to take care of it quickly. These things tend to pile up.
4. Never let more than four dwarves climb on a pine tree. Itīll break.
5. Forget Red Bull. Dwarf Ale gives you wings!
6. If your host passes out just party on. He wonīt mind.
7. If your host doesnīt want you to use a piece of his furniture be so kind to humour him. You can always sit on it later.
8. Or sit on your host, if he refuses to lend you a chair.
9. Donīt steal your hostīs table silver.
10. Some life lessons for you to remember: A doily is not a towel, and crochet is not a game, even if you have the balls for it.
11. If you donīt find your way and are searching a specific house, consider looking at the door. There may be a sign