The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
Mud WrestlingMud WrestlingMud Wrestling2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
By Digital Circe
(woman to pig transformation)
Story warning: violence, nudity, vore
Annie’s mouth felt dry, like it was full of cotton balls. She blinked, waking coming back to her slowly. Her head hurt – had she been drinking that much? She felt cramped, like she’d been laying wrong and had a crick in her neck. Where, exactly, was she?
As her eyes finally focused, she realized how good a question that was. Annie was in a dark room, lit only by a few dim security lights. The walls seemed to be made of concrete. But more troubling were the metal bars around her. She was in some sort of small cage – something akin to an animal cage. Something big enough for a large dog, but tight and cramped for a grown woman. She was laying on some kind of pad that didn’t offer much cushioning. She was also naked.
Annie moaned, her headache throbbing, and tried to sit up. It
Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 34 years ago in Drama More Like This
A simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
"Curse who ever bought this wretched couch! The beds in prison were better than this poor excuse for furniture. Excuse me; the Spanish inquisition called. They want their couch back!"
Lisa was awoken by Bob's ravings and couldn't help but snicker at him. The small laugh startled him. He felt his face turn a bit hot, and he was sure his face was red.
"Um how did you sleep?"
"Much better then you did apparently." She smiled again, but when her eyes met his, Lisa's smile faltered. Where she was hit her. Last night she had been angry and depressed but in the daylight she cursed her stupidity. After all he had done, she had let his smile lure her into following him to a seedy motel.
Bob saw the concern in Lisa's face. It wasn't hard to figure out what
Storm of Metal :: ch 2Tails WorkshopStorm of Metal :: ch 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everyone gathered together to formulate a strategy of action against Eggmans new plans. The storm clouds were still spreading across the sky, covering miles of the atmosphere. It has reached from Creams house all the way to Tails workshop, and the storm is still spreading further. The group thought it was best that Cream and Vanilla stayed home while they took care of things. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy and Rouge were the only ones who could make it here. Shadow among the rest however wasnt exactly happy to be here.
Just why did you drag me here ? Shadow muttered from his throat.
Shadow, weve told you. The Death Egg is back. Sonic explained to him once again.
Yeah, and just how threatening is this Death Egg ? Shadow went on.
The last time it was around you never got a chance to witness it. You werent here back then. Knuckles exclaimed, Nor have y
Diary of an AtheistDiary of an AtheistDiary of an Atheist7 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
My transformation from Christian to atheist wasn't some humongous, life-shattering experience like others say theirs was. I didn't crawl on my knees and pray to God every night like a good little Christian. Heck, our family rarely went to church. To say that my choice to be an atheist was agonizing or even painful would be a lie. Sure, I struggled at times, but making the actual choice was relatively easy.
My family is half-Christian, half-atheist, so you could say I got to see both sides and make the right decision without any biased information. My mother is very non-religious while my father is the opposite (how they managed to get married and live together for seven years, I'll never know). I vaguely remember my father, rather suddenly, deciding to start going to church when I was eight or nine. Maybe he thought our faith needed a little tune-up. I was young, and my father had already filled our heads with stories of God and faith. It se
I cry for loveI always feel I am standing out there, alone.I cry for love1 month ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Wishing to have a hand to hold in my life.
A friend, a family member, anyone.
Cousins, uncles aunts, miles apart from me.
They say they love me,
yet we never see each other.
I long to see you all, and be closer to you.
Friends in real life who say they love me,
yet they never speak to me anymore.
Why must we be apart?
Do you know how much I miss you?
The envy I feel towards love.
Any kind of love, but mostly sibling love.
How long have I longed to have it.
Seeing other siblings express love for each other,
then I look at the vacancy next to me.
I hate to feel envy, but I cannot help it.
Why can't I have one to love too?
Mom, dad, do you still love me?
You say you do.
We live together, yet I feel like we're so far apart.
My dearest best friend, a dear old pet.
You weren't human, but I still loved you.
Why did you have to die?
I don't cry for money,
I don't cry for fame.
I only cry one one thing,
and it is love.
How I miss youI'd do anything to hold you again.How I miss you2 weeks ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It's been nearly a year.
Such as sweet, innocent animal.
Why did this happen to you?
Growing old and sick,
I was too blind to see.
One day your heart was beating,
and before I knew it, it stopped.
Why did you get sick?
Why were you put to sleep?
Why did this happen so fast?
Why did I not see this coming.
My memory is fading.
How was it like to hold you in my arms?
How was it like to hear your bark?
How much did you love me?
I dream of you,
I miss you.
You were my childhood, my life.
Why are you gone now?
FUCK YEAH (Drunk!Rick GrimesXDrunk!Reader)FUCK YEAH (Drunk!Rick GrimesXDrunk!Reader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There were some moments you loved your brothers but being stuck in a car with Rick for 5 hours because they didnt want to be was not one of those moments. It had only been 10 minutes and already you were literally banging your head off the window out of boredom and thinking of ways to murder Daryl and Merle and make it look like Glenn did it.
"Will you stop banging your head off the window it's annoying!" Rick snapped after another 5 minutes.
"But I'm bored! I don't think I can go 5 hours sitting in a car with you in awkward silence!" You whined.
"If this is you bored I'd hate to see Merle" Rick shivered at the thought.
"He almost stabbed a farmer" You said shaking your head at the memory.
"Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick......" You started.
"What?!?" Rick said looking at you.
"You have a nice beard" You said reaching your hand over before petting his cheek.
"...................." Rick just stared at you before leaning away from your touch turning his eyes back to the ro
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
A Valentine's MemoryA Valentine's Memory by preety-lady-serenityA Valentine's Memory4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Matt Groening, who recently celebrated his 58th birthday. You gotta love the guy.
Waylon Smithers stopped to his tracks, causing his boss to continue walking and talking on his own. Realizing this, a couple of seconds later, Mr. Burns turned to see him with an annoyed expression. The young man had turned a deep shade of red and remained transfixed to whatever there was in the shop's front window.
Monty Burns coughed in annoyance and let out a "Smithers" of expectation. The younger man was brought back to reality and hurried to his boss' side. The older man eyed the younger man who fixed his ties and smiled sheepishly. Mr. Burns let out a sigh and hurried towards the Mayor's office.
It was later that evening that Mr. Burns d
Comfort Nurtures Attachment (TeenDeanxTeenReader)“You want to know how I feel, Dean? I’m insecure. I’m so fucking insecure, anxiety constantly eats at me, and I try so hard to be liked!! To help the people with their maths, or grab their lunch when I’m already in the line at the canteen. And it hurts so much that I’m still not good enough for anyone. People still talk about me, and I’m the weirdo and- I- yes.. I like you, but I could never expect you to like me back- How could I when I don’t even like myself?” Quickly you buried your face in your hands- you had never opened up like this before.Comfort Nurtures Attachment (TeenDeanxTeenReader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dean’s face was one of shock, he never knew that each of the students mean jabs hurt you this way- he never realised just how fragile you were. How ugly you felt.
Taking you into his embrace without a moments thought, he squished your smaller frame so tightly into his chest- and just held you. As you felt the large arms wrap around you, you instantly squeezed him closer; not questioning the
Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (p.1)Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (part 1)Child!Tony X Reader X Steve: 48 hour parents (p.1)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Something had gone wrong. Something had gone terribly, terribly wrong. Because instead of finding the normal, full-grown Tony Stark in his lab, you had found a crying toddler. You didn’t know what had happened and where Tony had gone, but you were pretty sure that child hadn’t been there before you went to get some coffee for the two of you. And you knew for a fact that Tony had been working on something “special” he didn’t want to tell anybody about. And now, a crying toddler was sitting on the floor, wearing Tony’s clothing that was now obviously way too big for the child’s tiny body.
‘T-Tony?’ you asked, crouching down. The child stopped crying and looked up at you with his big chocolate coloured eyes.
‘[y/n]?’ he squeaked, reaching out for you. You and Tony were great friends, so you took him in your arms and lifted him. The child was still wearin
Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)Part Of Your World (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Thor." you said as you passed him in the hallway. He grinned nervously, waving hi before you walked away out of sight. He grabbed his chest. His heart was beating out of control. He walked into the lab where Tony and Bruce were having an argument.
"I need your help doctor." Thor said as he cut in between the two of them.
"What is it?" Bruce asked, turning his attention away from Tony.
"My heart. It is beating at a rapid pace and will not stop." he said, taking the doctors hand and placing it over his heart. Bruce was shocked by the action.
"And when did this start?" Bruce asked.
"Since I returned here, and it only happens sometimes." he answered.
"Well whatever it is, it seems to have stopped." Bruce said as he felt Thor's heart return to normal and removed his hand. "Are you sure there isn't something that's been trigging it?"
"I have not the slightest clue." he answered with a look of worry in his eyes.
"Well there has to be somethin
Jack Frost x Reader (Chapter 5)~Previously on this story...~Jack Frost x Reader (Chapter 5)3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"J-Jack Frost?" You stuttered. "The Jack Frost?"
He looked at you and grinned, making your face heat up ever so sightly, "The one and only."
"Really?" Cassie asked as she and her twin slowly walked around your legs. "Are you really the winter spirit?" Justin's excited voice finished Cassie's thought. The supposed Jack Frost nodded his head smugly.
"And Guardian of Fun."
"Proof!" Max, Emily, and Tessa yelled as they pointed dramatically at the white haired teen, who just looked at them with a confused and shocked expression.
"We demand, err....would like proof." You stated as you crossed you arms and Alston nodded his head, "Something to...."
"Solidify your accusation of being winter personified." Jason finished your sentence, his inner nerd showing.
Jack smirked before he walked over to the light pink vanity that wa
Magic - Father!Loki X Teen!Reader"Hey dad! Check what I can do!" You barely gave your dad enough time to look up before you jumped off one of the giant pillars in the room. He shouted something, but you paid no attention as you formed an ice-slide under you on your way down.Magic - Father!Loki X Teen!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Loki was waiting at the bottom, furious but relieved. "Don't ever do something like that again!" he scolded you. "You don't have full control yet. What if your powers failed you and you hurt yourself? What then?"
"Dad, I'm fine!" you whined, halfheartedly glaring at him. "I've done it plenty of times before and I've never fallen."
"Not once, huh?" your dad raised an eyebrow, clearly not believing you.
You sighed. "Okay, maybe the first time." you mumbled. "But nobody gets anything right the first try, right? And I was fine after that. So it's all good."
"No, it is not all good." he said. "You could have gotten hurt. I don't want you doing things like that."
You glared at your dad, frustrated. "You're not the boss of me. You don't know anything abo
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader)All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader) (One-shot)All I Want For Christmas Is You (Thor X Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"That'd never happen!" you laughed loudly.
"I think you guys would be good together." Natasha said as she sat on your bed as you got ready for the day.
"No matter how much I want that to happen, it just won't." you said, stepping out in a Christmas themed outfit.
"You look ridiculous." she laughed.
"Well you look under dressed." you stated, pointing to Natasha's chest.
"Why bother putting on so many layers when Clint will just rip it off me later." she smirked.
"EWWWW! I'm picturing it! Oh my eyes! They burn!" you joked, covering your eyes. "Make it stop!"
"Oh shut up." she said, walking away. You laughed, following her out of the room.
As the party went on everyone got drunker, and everyone soon found out that you cannot hold your liquor.
"I wore crocs all through middle school. They were kinda comfy. Why'd I stop wearing them?! I need to find those so I can wear them again." you kept talking and talking.
The Avengers x Reader Diversion Time“Sir, we got a match.” Agent Sitwell told Coulson. Coulson nodded,The Avengers x Reader Diversion Time2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What’s your call Director?” he asked looking at Fury. Fury stared at the screen,
“Time for a diversion.” He said turning to you. Unfortunately, you were too busy measuring your height against the marvellous (and extremely gorgeous) Captain America to notice. You stood on your toes and attempted to put one of Coulson’s trading cards to rest on Steve’s hair. Steve felt a slight shift behind him turned around. His confused expression freezing every muscle in your body.
“What are you doing?” he asked. You smile and hide the cards, unconvincingly, behind your back,
“Nothing!” You say a bit too loudly and clear your voice to remedy the lie, “What were you saying, Director?” you ask your Director. Although, technically, Fury isn’t really your boss. You’re a ‘consultant’ for S.H.I.E.L.D. just like your, somew
Supernatural - Pilot 101 Pt1(Over on Stanford's Main Campus, Sam and Dean were engaged in an argument)Supernatural - Pilot 101 Pt11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You think Mom would have wanted this for us? The weapon training, melting the silver into bullets." Sam said in a serious tone as he looked at his brother. "Man Dean, we were raised like warriors."
Dean was obviously getting annoyed with his little brother. "So what are you going to do, live some normal apple pie life? Is that it?" Dean asked.
Sam furrowed his brow. "No. Not normal, safe." This seemed to anger Dean even more.
"And that's why you ran away." Dean scoffed at his brother.
"I was just going to college. It was Dad who said if I was going to go I should stay gone. And that's what I'm doing." Dean could hear the hurt in Sam's voice but he knew that there were more pressing matters that they needed to deal with.
"Yeah, well, Dad's in real trouble right now. If he's not dead already. I can feel it." Dean said matter-of-factly. "I can't do this alone." He looked at Sam with glowing green eyes.
"Yes you ca
Trouble || Demon Dean x ReaderTrouble || Demon Dean x Reader1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Dємση Dєαη χ Rєα∂єя
Would you bleed for me?
Lick it off my lips like you needed me?
Would you sit me on a couch?
With your fingers in my mouth?
You look so cool when you’re reading me.
Aspen eyes bore into goose-bump ridden flesh, flickering a hue of demonic ash to compliment a devilish grin. Bitter air circled in your heaving lungs, his gaze weighing heavy on your already wounded figure. The hunter instinct coursing through your veins demanded a retaliation against the opposing force. Whether broken or bleeding you naturally accepted the urge to attack the enemy; 'go down fighting,' as the Winchester boys preached. In any other circumstance, facing a demon of sadistic nature, your hesitation would be nonexistent. With Dean Winchester however, previous ideals of 'death to all demons' vanished from your weary mind. Now, even in a state of pure agony, you longed to embrace what remained of your fo
Lost And Found 2/3 (Godfather!Legolas X Reader)Aragorn woke to his wife's smiling face. "What happened?" He asked, squinting at the light that was too bright for his head. "You fainted." Arwen chuckled, grasping the king's hand. "Of course I did! Legolas played a cruel joke." Aragorn snapped. Arwen just smiled brighter and squeezed his hand tighter. "He did not lie, (Name) is really here."Lost And Found 2/3 (Godfather!Legolas X Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Aragorn started at his wife in disbelief. "W-what?" He mumbled, a tear falling freely from his eye. "She is beautiful, Aragorn." Arwen smiled, brushing the tear away with her thumb. "I need to see her." Aragorn said and Arwen nodded, letting him get back to his feet before leading him down corridors with a bounce in her step.
They entered the dining room to find Legolas and (Name) sitting at the table, (Name) eating like she had never seen food for years.
Aragorn's breath left him as he looked upon his daughter. She was at least 17 now, and so beautiful. "Oh Valar." He whispered, placing his hand over his heart.
(Name) looked up, waving at her mo
Percy Jackson x Reader (To Tartarus With Books)(A/N: Me, as an avid reader, would normally slap Percy silly for saying that. But, he is dyslexic, so I'm pretty sure books would be a pain in the butt. Anyways, I was looking at some brunette boy finding it hard to read at the library on the weekends. His sister - at least, I think that other brunette was his sister - teased him about his dyslexia. I have a younger brother who has ADHD, and my mum says I have to be patient with him and whatnot. The brunette boy - who his sister called 'Max' - reminded me of my brother and Bianca with Nico, and it got me thinking, would Percy be like that? Frustrated and pissed with books?Percy Jackson x Reader (To Tartarus With Books)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
So, that sparked the idea for this, and I got typing!
STRONG LANGUAGE ALERT!
Let's read tis ting!)
While you're sitting on the bench of a park, your Irish Setter, Rose, is off galloping in th
Eminem (Avengers X Teen!Reader) 2/15Eminem (Avengers X Teen!Reader) 2/151 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
[WARNING: This may contain some strong language which will be covered with '*' and the lyrics may seem morbid and sexual because it is Eminem. What do you expect? Anyway, enjoy!]
Tony Stark has set up a party just so he can be in an alliance with another company and once again, he becomes speachless by [name]'s behaviour. Tony and the other gentleman were sat on the couch discussing a bit of business yet being laid back. [name] happens to be near them and started to sing once again. "When you walk through the door, it was clear to me~," Tony stopped and looked over his shoulder to see her along with the other gentleman. "You're the one they adore, who they came to see, you're a rockstar~," He was surprised that she hasn't sung anything disturbing like last time yet. "Everybody wants you, Player~!"
Even though he was relieved that she hasn't said anything inappropriate, he still felt a bit embarassed that he might have screwed up the chance on having an alliance. "Who could really blame