The Weeaboo SongThe Weeaboo Song4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Weeaboo Song (Parody of SMiLE.dk's Butterfly)
*Opening* Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Where's the anime!?
*Verse 1* We've been making a plan
To go to far Japan
Just to find, to find the anime!
Been searching everywhere,
but just found Pedo-Bear
Yes we need, we need our anime!
*Chorus* Ai-ee Ai-ee Ai! I have just found my hentai!
House Call ch. 3 Thankfully, I reached the Pole in good time. An opening appeared above my head and I jumped up, landing in the soft snow. I quickly located North’s workshop and ran towards it. There was no time to notify him properly of my arrival; I needed to get inside right away. Jack was still unconscious in my arms, but he was plagued with nightmares and thrashed out constantly. I couldn’t help but notice as dark circles had gathered under his eyes and his hair had turned from the white shade it normally was to grey. Worry trickled up my spine and I felt exhaustion stiffening my body, but I pushed it down; I needed to keep strong and calm.House Call ch. 32 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I ran up to the front door and knocked as hard as I possibly could before pulling the door open; the yetis deserved some kind of warning at least. I pushed past a few who tried to stop me, trying to ask what was going on. Elves simply stood watching as I rushed to the infirmary. I hoped the yetis had enough sense to notify North
Feathers and Furballs I stayed well hidden in Bunnymund's warren; it's amazing how I seemed to know more hiding spots then he did. And how to lay out a better trap, too. You'd think he would've learned by now.Feathers and Furballs2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"FROSTBITE!" I heard the kangaroo before I saw him, and once he came into view, I could barely contain my laughter from where I hid in the bush.
It seems my prank worked, for Bunnymund was covered in pink, blue, green, and purple dye; staining his fur to make him look like a "true" spring spirit. A few dozen eggs trailed behind the Pooka worriedly, trying to console their master. He simply shooed them away, and continued to look around in rage, more than likely trying to decide how he'd kill me.
So, I decided to high-tail it out of there, letting the wind sweep me up and out one of the tunnel's. I floated around for a bit, (hopefully) letting the Pooka calm down a bit before he found me. I grew bored of simply hanging in the breeze how
House Call ch. 2 This story is rated T for a reason. Minor violence and blood, and suggested themes.House Call ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I stared at the looming dark figure in front of us. Jack simply laid in my arms, frozen in fear. I looked around slowly, watching as the nightmares tore apart the walls of the burrow; the eggs were running around in a panic, few trying to defend themselves as the nightmares easily crushed them. I narrowed my eyes and took a step back; Pitch was not getting a hold of the winter spirit again.
“You’re not gonna lay a hand on him, Pitch. Not if I can do anything ‘bout it.”
“Come now, Bunny. We all know you don’t even like Jack. He’s only caused you trouble. He has only put you and the other guardians in danger, and now he has put your entire realm in trouble. Are you really willing to risk what is left of your civilization
Just Can't Get Enough~Jack FrostXREADERHolding your breath for a moment you step out of your house and land on thick snow. “Gosh! I hate it!” you fuss as you walked on the snow. You held up the skates in your hand slowly moved forward. It was winter night and the sky was dark and the street was lighted up by dim lights. You sneaked out from your front yard and headed for the streets. “Ice skating, here I come!”Just Can't Get Enough~Jack FrostXREADER2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In the midst of the snow covered forest was the frozen lake. You rushed to the lake in a more galumph way. You quickly put on your (f/c) skates and stumbled to stand in a balance. You tried to walk a few steps closer to the lake and with a stupendous thud you land on your butt. “Ow!” you said, whose tone and attitude certainly didn’t suggest a shred of embarrassment probably because you’re alone. But a light chuckle quickly caught your attention.
You turned your head in all your directions but found no one. You tried to stand up a couple of times but
What I Learned at SRU -1-What I Learned at SRU -1-5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
EDIT: As of 4/30/2014, this draft is FINISHED. This project is now going to be revised into an original series with a slightly different name.
EDIT: As of 8/11/2012, this first chapter has an extended intro. This story has very rare scenes of mild violence, but does contain a fair amount of harsh language. However, it has no blatant sexual scenes and no excessive gore. The only thing that would make this story "m-rated" is language. It is about college students, and I feel it is appropriate for mature teenagers and up.
A/N: Saint Roku University is heavily inspired by my own alma mater, Houghton College, and I will be blatantly ripping ideas from the college here for the sake of homage and to contribute to genuineness - as will I be expressing personal experiences of mine through the narrative. Since a LOT of people seem to overreact to the initial 'shipping' (and in general freak out and care more about ships than the story) I am going to place a shipping spoiler in the A/N
NaruHina: High School, chapter 20Chapter 20: The Shattering SurfaceNaruHina: High School, chapter 202 years ago in Drama More Like This
Her vision went blurry and out of focus. Her hearing became weaker as well as her feeling of touch. She felt a force –stronger than ever before- pulling her down and away from consciousness.
‘KILL HIM SLOWLEY AND ENTERTAININGLY. DO NOT GET KILLED.’
For once, the wait was the worst part. And it wasn’t really a wait in the white room either. She must have fought harder this time, used all powers she had and more from god knows where, but all it resulted into was glimpses. Horrible, terrifying short glips of reality gleamed through the surface. She knew she had launched at him without second thoughts, and no matter how far away he was, she was closing the space meters per second. She couldn’t make out Naruto’s face as she was right in front of him, deciding his left side was the weakest spot, and she wasn’t sure if she wanted to see the look in his eyes when she pierced her leg into his side with full forc
His BallerinaA gown of silk, flowing as a stream,His Ballerina1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Her footsteps so gentle, perhaps she was a dream,
As he crouches near bushes to glare at the unseen,
And she danced like ballerina.
Her fingers combed her golden hair,
A perfect lady who didn't care
To see the man that would never dare
To touch a ballerina.
But desire grew, and patience died,
As a lovely girl danced before his eyes,
So he buried his heart, pulled out a knife,
And tickled the ballerina.
She fought his hands, in fear of death,
A dirty blade sinking through her chest,
For he would never settle for something less,
As she screamed,
She took her final breath...
And the wind grew calm, barely blowing on the stream.
Her voice so quiet (perhaps it was a dream).
As he closes his eyes, cradling his queen...
His beautiful ballerina.
I Want To Hold Your HandI Want To Hold Your Hand4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I Want To Hold Your Hand.
When his parents died, Dick had tried to be strong about it. He tried to act as if all of his sorrows and torment had been left behind on the stand right after he watched his parents plummet to their deaths. When he moved in with Bruce Wayne, he thanked the man, and tried to act as if he had been living in the overly sized home his whole life rather than a small trailer that never had a place to stay, it was always on the move with the circus, just like he was. Things were boring around Wayne Manor, that is until he learned of Bruce's secret and became The Boy Wonder. He seemed to be fine that first year, like any other ten year old boy. Bruce never questioned him on why he sometimes snuck into his room at night, or why Dick asked Alfred to get him a small night light. Bruce had been there before, had lost his parents to a crime, witnessed them dying. He knew that Dick had nightmares and didn't like to be in the big room by hi
Golden Echoes Mem. 8 Part 1"What are you doing here?"Golden Echoes Mem. 8 Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Silver gulped as he heard Lyra's voice. He always ran into his rival in the worst places. Like, when he was on his way to Blackthorn city and his final gym battle, only a few weeks after, erm, relieving her of her clothing. Needless to say, Silver was not necessarily Lyra's favorite person at the moment (not that he'd ever been) and the young trainer did not particularly wish to die at the tender age of 16. Though I don't exactly have much to live for anyway.
"Well? Are you here to try to strip me again?"
Silver sighed. "For the last time. I. Did. Not. Strip. You."
"Oh, so I suppose it was your evil twin?"
"Look, Lyra. I'm s-"Silver stopped. Had he seriously just started to apologize to Lyra?
"You're s-? As in, sick and twisted? I hope you weren't planning to say sexy or seductive. Though I guess you think that you're those, since you think it's okay to strip girls."
Silver groaned. This could go on forever. It would be best if he just le
AnythingWally sped towards Wayne Manor at top speed, feet pounding into the ground below him. He'd just gotten a call from Alfred, the butler asking him if he could come over because something was wrong with Dick. That was all he needed to hear. He hadn't even bothered putting the phone back onto its hook before rushing out the door, concern overtaking him. He reached his destination within seconds, grateful that the giant doors of the mansion were left wide open. He put on the brakes as saw Alfred standing at the bottom of the stairs leading to the bedrooms.Anything4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"What's wrong, Alfred? What happened?!" he asked the butler franctically.
"I don't really know, sir. Master Richard just came home wearing a big black coat and went up to his room, not saying a thing." Alfred's face fell with worry. "He's locked himself up in there and won't come down for anything-not even for food. Something's definitely happened to him but he won't talk to me. But maybe he'll talk to you."
Wally nodded, determination cl
JohnxKarkat 9As they walked through the lab, Karkat's moirail, Sollux, started walking alongside him and John. "Heard you two were haviing troulbe2 wiith the 2piiderbiitch?"JohnxKarkat 94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"WHO DOESN'T?" Karkat asked with a smirk as Sollux and John waved light- heartedly at each other.
"Mmm, II 2uppo2e you're riight, Karkle2."
"OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"2orry man. Tz ha2 been rubbiing off on me." Sollux chuckled.
"JUST DON'T LICK MY FACE AND I MIGHT NOT POUND YOUR FACE IN."
"IIt'2 a deal, Kk!" He said before walking over to Feferi. Karkat scowled at the empress to be before stepping onto the Transportalizer pad with John.
When they got to Karkat's room, they just huddled up and watched more of his romcoms, laughing together, snacking together, and eventually falling asleep together. Karkat woke up first, sitting up straight. He had a pain in his neck from leaning over all night, and when he attempted to stretch, John's head fell from his shoulder into his lap. Karkat started, blushing furiously. Jo
You'll Be In My HeartCome stop your cryingYou'll Be In My Heart4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It will be all right
Just take my hand hold it tight
Maybe he tried to avoid this, maybe he tried to keep it all in. Maybe he tried to avoid him altogether; but his tries didnt work. The tears hes been holding in were finally falling, and he was in strong arms that belonged to none other than his boyfriends, Wally West. He tried holding in his tears, tried to stop the chokes and sobs; but nothing worked. Reality was just starting to catch up with him, and he needed his solace.
A hand cupped his cheek, a thumb gently stroking his wet cheek. His pale blue eyes managed to look up through his tears to meet his boyfriends. Concern was written all over his face, but his tears continued to fall. He continued to shake.
Wally held him at arms length, trying to get a good look at the tattered boy: nothing seemed wrong. There were no unwanted marks on his face, arms, or legs. He looked healthy; so what was wrong?
A hand gripped
Sing To The Wind - Chapter 18Chapter EighteenSing To The Wind - Chapter 184 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Roxas stared at himself in the mirror, his looked as white as his tuxedo, he didn't want to be this nervous, he wanted to marry Axel, he wanted to kiss him in front of everyone and brag about how amazing his husband was to him, but he couldn't help but feel so sickeningly nervous about the whole day.
"Rox, you'll be fine," a pair of arms fell around his body comfortingly, brunette spikes mixing with his blonde ones slightly as he too put his arms around his Somebody.
"I'm so scared," Roxas admitted quietly and Sora looked up at him, his lips pulling into a sympathetic smile, he released the boy from his arms and held his hand instead.
"I know it's a big thing, but it's honestly nothing to worry about," Sora tried to reassure him as he swayed their hands a little from side to side.
Roxas nodded and flinched a little as Zexion appeared at his side, his small hands pinning the black rose to his chest gently, being careful of pricking through Roxas's dress shirt.
Of Buoyancy and Love Ch 1Previous Chapter: Axel smiled, "Maybe, but I'm getting quite hungry. Care to join me for lunch?"Of Buoyancy and Love Ch 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blue eyes stared into green. Something between them clicked.
Grinning, Roxas said, "I would love to!"
As they walked towards the dining hall, Roxas stopped to think for a minute. "Um, Mister Fl-"
"Please, just call me Axel"
"Oh okay. Then Axel, won't they notice that I'm a third-class passenger and force me to eat in the third-class dining area?"
Axel turned to him with a concerned expression. "As long as you're with me, you'll be fine. I won't let anything happen to you."
Roxas' breath caught in his throat, then he let out a sigh of relief and said, "Are you sure Axel?"
"Of course I'm sure." Axel opened the door, bowed, and gestured for the blond to go in. "After you madam."
As Roxas walked into the colossal dining hall, marvelously decorated with expensive furniture and chandeliers, his jaw dropped at the beauty of it all.
Axel chuckled at the amusing boy. "Quite attractive, is it not?"
Sing To The Wind - Chapter 14Chapter FourteenSing To The Wind - Chapter 145 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Slamming the car door shut, Riku ran towards the small boat that was floating beside the pier, his hand shaking as he tried to untie it, he nearly screamed when he couldn't and looked up as his hands were removed by the calm ones of Leon.
Leon easily untied the rope and threw it into the boat as he climbed in, Cloud following, a look of storm on the blondes face.
"You're coming with me?" Riku asked as he poked his Halloween Neko ears again and the two adults nodded.
"Sora's like my son," Cloud muttered as he stared out behind him, Leon's hand patting his back gently as he saw that Cloud was close to tears, which was very out of character for him.
"But-" Leon held his hand up to him and Riku closed his mouth before climbing into the boat with them and pushing against the leg of the pier to get them moving.
"Why did Kairi hurt him?" Cloud's voice burned into Riku's ears as he looked at the adult and sighed heavily.
"Kairi doesn't seem to understand the concept of be
seams unstitchedseams unstitched3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You begin to stir, coming slowly out of your post-Sleep-of-the-Dead stupor, but you refuse to open your eyes just yet. The waking up to a state of actual coherency takes even longer than usual tonight, which you suppose makes sense, given activities you'd been up to, prior to falling asleep for jegus knows how long.
You've had some trouble inhabiting the Veil with the humans and their weird-ass sleep schedules and the limited hours of overlap. It's completely ludicrous, you think. Why don't they just sync up to you and the other trolls? It's not like there's a fucking sun or two to fuck with them and make it difficult, the place is completely and pervasively black and cold and metal except where you've rigged lanterns of some sort so you can fucking see shit. You all were here first, they're the interlopers that decided to move in and team up or whatever their grubsmacking maggotinfested pathetic excuses for think pans came up with. You
'Racing' Part 1Racing'Racing' Part 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
A YJ fanfiction
Young Wally giggled, and ran around the yard, trying to catch his Uncle Barry. Every time Wally would get close, Uncle Barry would speed up and literally disappear. Wally laughed and sat down. "I give up!" He struggled to catch his breath. Uncle Barry reappeared in seconds, and picked up the small child. "Hey! Hey! Put me down!" Wally yelled. Uncle Barry laughed, and took off.
After countless hours of running, and watching Uncle Barry, fatigue set in. Wally curled up into a ball and closed his eyes, his soft breathing the only sound to be heard. Uncle Barry picked up the redheaded kid and laid him on the couch inside where he could sleep in peace. Barry stroked the child's hair as he snored in his sleep. "Aww you little speedster." He told him. "Maybe one day you can run as fast as me." Boy he didn't know what was coming.
Robin vs FoodPicture this:Robin vs Food4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kid Flash completely pissed off at Robin.
Hard to picture? It should be because it rarely happens. Sure, they have their married couple fights, but this fight was more than that. Kid Flash only looks at Robin now to glare at him. I'm going to assume you feel how the rest of the team feels about itwhich is confused and egger to see things okay again.
Robin barely remembers what idiotic thing he did to upset his boyfriend. They've only been dating for a few weeks now and already he messed things up. Robin was still trying to figure out what he did. He kept thinking back to when it all happened, trying to understand.
(One day ago)
Robin and Kid Flash were in the kitchen doing what most growing boys do. Yes, they were eating. Funny how they are eating in the kitchen.
Kid Flash was shoving into his mouth his fourth burger.
"Dude, pass me the ketchup," Kid Flash asked Robin who in return gave him a devious look.
"No way. Although your costume does look like ket
EngravingsDick walked over to where Bart and Barry were standing. The three of them stood in the middle of a circle imprinted into the snow by the speedsters’ feet. Dick’s eyes stared at a spot where a third set of footprints ended.Engravings1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bart squeezed Dick’s shoulder before walking out of the circle.
Barry looked at Dick with tear filled eyes, “He wanted me to tell you he loved you.”
Dick nodded, squeezing his eyes tight behind his mask to hold back his tears. “Barry, is he really, you know-“
“Gone? I don’t know. It’s possible he’s stuck in the Speedforce, but I honestly don’t know.”
Dick slowly walked over to the circle and gently traced his fingers over the tracks where Wally’s footprints clearly ended. His fingers slightly stirred up the snow. Dick furrowed his brow when he saw something glint in the moonlight. He gently pushed away the snow to reveal a gold ring.
Dick picked up the ring and took a shaky breath. He
Where's Axel?Where's Axel? Roxas wondered. I haven't seen him all day.Where's Axel?4 years ago in Humor More Like This
He and Axel had lived together for about a year now. Their house was perfect for the two of them. It had loads of personality, and they both loved it. It had two bedrooms, one for him, and one for Axel (though they usually slept together on the couch downstairs), a bathroom, a kitchen downstairs, a living room ,and a small garage. It wasn't very big, but it was cozy.
The house was nestled at the end of a brightly crooked street in Halloween Town. Surrounding the house on three sides, where twisted willow trees. The trees where crooked and warped with age, but where easy to climb, and the orange leaves almost glowed. It was a lovely spot for reading, and that was just what Roxas had been doing.
He jumped down from where he had been sitting, and walked into the house. He wandered into the kitchen. On the table where some of Axel's favourite flowers, Black roses. Their petals were silky, and they smelled like wood smo
Ask AlfredI'm now sitting in the dark and damp Batcave with my big T-shirt and short gym shorts on, legs pulled up into Bruce's Big Chair in front of the super computer. I can't sleep. Again. And I don't know why. It's been 3 days since Wally went off on some trip with his uncle so he's not here and I can't even call to talk to him. It's lonely. I'm not gonna dare talk to Bruce. Not because I don't think he won't listen but because I'll probably end up rambling about my boyfriend and I don't think he wants to hear that right now. Alfred would be perfect to talk to but he deserves a good night's rest.Ask Alfred4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wait. Who am I kidding? Alfred doesn't sleep.
And as if to prove my point he appears at the entrance and walks down the stairs, a tray with two hot, steaming mugs of what I hope is hot chocolate in his hands.
"Good evening, Master Richard. Or should I say Good Morning?" he says to me as he hands over a mug. His question makes perfect sense; it's 3'o clock on the morning. "Can't sleep?"
I nod my head