The Weeaboo SongThe Weeaboo Song5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Weeaboo Song (Parody of SMiLE.dk's Butterfly)
*Opening* Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Ai-ee ai-ee ai
Where's the anime!?
*Verse 1* We've been making a plan
To go to far Japan
Just to find, to find the anime!
Been searching everywhere,
but just found Pedo-Bear
Yes we need, we need our anime!
*Chorus* Ai-ee Ai-ee Ai! I have just found my hentai!
The Solipsist's LotThere's something about yourself that you don't know. You probably don't remember the circumstances very well, but I do. If you enjoy things the way they are, if you revel in even the smallest speck of ignorance, you need not read ahead. I won't force you. But from what I know of you, you don't like secrets. Especially not when they are about you.The Solipsist's Lot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You see, when you were born, so at once was everyone else. Your mother, she sprang into existence, just like that, the instant your tiny infant brain achieved the smallest semblance of self-awareness. Woven out of the ether, she remembered everything that never happened, and she looked down at you, cradled and squirming in her loving arms.
"Oh," she said. "So here is life."
The doctor was there too, although a moment before if there ever was a moment before he was not. He just nodded, smiling assuredly, and said, "Here is the beginning."
House Call ch. 3 Thankfully, I reached the Pole in good time. An opening appeared above my head and I jumped up, landing in the soft snow. I quickly located North’s workshop and ran towards it. There was no time to notify him properly of my arrival; I needed to get inside right away. Jack was still unconscious in my arms, but he was plagued with nightmares and thrashed out constantly. I couldn’t help but notice as dark circles had gathered under his eyes and his hair had turned from the white shade it normally was to grey. Worry trickled up my spine and I felt exhaustion stiffening my body, but I pushed it down; I needed to keep strong and calm.House Call ch. 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I ran up to the front door and knocked as hard as I possibly could before pulling the door open; the yetis deserved some kind of warning at least. I pushed past a few who tried to stop me, trying to ask what was going on. Elves simply stood watching as I rushed to the infirmary. I hoped the yetis had enough sense to notify North
Feathers and Furballs I stayed well hidden in Bunnymund's warren; it's amazing how I seemed to know more hiding spots then he did. And how to lay out a better trap, too. You'd think he would've learned by now.Feathers and Furballs3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"FROSTBITE!" I heard the kangaroo before I saw him, and once he came into view, I could barely contain my laughter from where I hid in the bush.
It seems my prank worked, for Bunnymund was covered in pink, blue, green, and purple dye; staining his fur to make him look like a "true" spring spirit. A few dozen eggs trailed behind the Pooka worriedly, trying to console their master. He simply shooed them away, and continued to look around in rage, more than likely trying to decide how he'd kill me.
So, I decided to high-tail it out of there, letting the wind sweep me up and out one of the tunnel's. I floated around for a bit, (hopefully) letting the Pooka calm down a bit before he found me. I grew bored of simply hanging in the breeze how
House Call ch. 2 This story is rated T for a reason. Minor violence and blood, and suggested themes.House Call ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I stared at the looming dark figure in front of us. Jack simply laid in my arms, frozen in fear. I looked around slowly, watching as the nightmares tore apart the walls of the burrow; the eggs were running around in a panic, few trying to defend themselves as the nightmares easily crushed them. I narrowed my eyes and took a step back; Pitch was not getting a hold of the winter spirit again.
“You’re not gonna lay a hand on him, Pitch. Not if I can do anything ‘bout it.”
“Come now, Bunny. We all know you don’t even like Jack. He’s only caused you trouble. He has only put you and the other guardians in danger, and now he has put your entire realm in trouble. Are you really willing to risk what is left of your civilization
NaruHina: High School, chapter 20Chapter 20: The Shattering SurfaceNaruHina: High School, chapter 202 years ago in Drama More Like This
Her vision went blurry and out of focus. Her hearing became weaker as well as her feeling of touch. She felt a force –stronger than ever before- pulling her down and away from consciousness.
‘KILL HIM SLOWLEY AND ENTERTAININGLY. DO NOT GET KILLED.’
For once, the wait was the worst part. And it wasn’t really a wait in the white room either. She must have fought harder this time, used all powers she had and more from god knows where, but all it resulted into was glimpses. Horrible, terrifying short glips of reality gleamed through the surface. She knew she had launched at him without second thoughts, and no matter how far away he was, she was closing the space meters per second. She couldn’t make out Naruto’s face as she was right in front of him, deciding his left side was the weakest spot, and she wasn’t sure if she wanted to see the look in his eyes when she pierced her leg into his side with full forc
I'd rather have Death as a friend, than an enemy.I'd rather have Death as a friend, than an enemy.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And I'll give Death a persona. A face and a voice, so I can watch him as he watches me. So I can hear him whispering in the corner. I'll give him a hand to hold, so he can give me a touch to feel. And I'll keep him in the cellar, with all my other friends..
So I can look him in the eye and say,
"It never, ever, ends."
I had a bad day today. And you're always still so far away.. They're coming for me, I know, but I can't see them. We never are as good as we pretend. But I'll shelter you with my storm, we are disasters of our own design..
Death, my old friend.. Come to keep me warm again. Time wrapped me in your second skin.
You've come home to me again.
Damian's school week Prologue"Damian!" Dick yelled upstairs.Damian's school week Prologue3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Next to him he heard Tim chuckle.
"What?" he asked the teen raising his eyebrows.
Tim shrugged, "Nothing." He answered with an innocent smile on his face.
"You're scaring me, Tim. Why are you laughing?" Dick asked again worriedly.
"I'm just imagining what Damian's reaction is going to be, when you tell him the good news."
Dick shuddered. "That's why I asked you as my backup." Then he turned towards the stair again.
"Damian!" he yelled again.
"What do you want, Grayson?" came the boy's voice from upstairs.
"Can you come down for a moment? I want to talk to you about something."
Tim laughed again, "Good way to start. My dad used to yell that to me when I did something wrong."
It seemed like Damian also thought he was in trouble again, because all the way down to the living room he was muttering.
"Talk." He ordered when he was standing face to face with Dick.
"Well " Dick started, "I've been taking care of you for a while now and I've noticed that you
Broken Youth:Ch3.3:Closer 2Broken Youth:Ch3.3:Closer 24 years ago in Settings More Like This
(Life of Konoha Academy Teens)
A Typical Lunchtime at Konoha Academy (Guys' Version):
"Move over Kiba you stole my spot," shouted Naruto from behind him.
"It's not your spot Naruto, it's not like it has you name on it or something," replied Kiba.
"As a matter of fact it does, but you can't see it because your big fat ass is on it," answered Naruto.
"I don't have a fat ass and there is no way your name is on it," as he stood up to prove him wrong. Kiba looked down and Naruto's name was clearly printed. "Oh, your name is here. Okay you win this time Naruto, but you won't be so lucky next time."
"Just shut your trap and hurry up and move," said Naruto. Kiba because of his dog like nature did what he was told and went to sit next to Shino who was on the other side of the table. "Thank you." Naruto sat down in his spot which was in between Sasuke and Sai.
"I thought I finally got rid of you for once," said Sasuke looking away from Neji to (who he
Damian's school week Monday"Grayson! How do I put on this stupid necktie!" Damian yelled from his room.Damian's school week Monday3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Um," Dick hesitated a moment while struggling with his own necktie, "Why don't you ask Alfred, I'm busy!" he yelled back.
Five minutes later everyone was ready to go to school, or in Dick's case, ready to go to a Wayne Enterprises meeting.
"Alfred needs to run some errant's, so I'll drop you off at school today, Damian. " Dick said.
"Maybe then you can warn the teachers." Tim said chewing on an apple.
"Tt!" was the boy's only response.
"Come on! Get in the car, or you'll be late for your first day of school!"
"Students, this is your new classmate Damian Wayne." The teacher introduced him, "I'm Mr. Williams and I will be your teacher for the rest of the year."
Damian looked around the class with his arms crossed.
He wasn't planning on making it easy for his new teacher.
The kids were all his age but they seemed so ignorant and dum
Just Can't Get Enough~Jack FrostXREADERHolding your breath for a moment you step out of your house and land on thick snow. “Gosh! I hate it!” you fuss as you walked on the snow. You held up the skates in your hand slowly moved forward. It was winter night and the sky was dark and the street was lighted up by dim lights. You sneaked out from your front yard and headed for the streets. “Ice skating, here I come!”Just Can't Get Enough~Jack FrostXREADER3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In the midst of the snow covered forest was the frozen lake. You rushed to the lake in a more galumph way. You quickly put on your (f/c) skates and stumbled to stand in a balance. You tried to walk a few steps closer to the lake and with a stupendous thud you land on your butt. “Ow!” you said, whose tone and attitude certainly didn’t suggest a shred of embarrassment probably because you’re alone. But a light chuckle quickly caught your attention.
You turned your head in all your directions but found no one. You tried to stand up a couple of times but
What I Learned at SRU -1-What I Learned at SRU -1-5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
EDIT: As of 4/30/2014, this draft is FINISHED. This project is now going to be revised into an original series with a slightly different name.
EDIT: As of 8/11/2012, this first chapter has an extended intro. This story has very rare scenes of mild violence, but does contain a fair amount of harsh language. However, it has no blatant sexual scenes and no excessive gore. The only thing that would make this story "m-rated" is language. It is about college students, and I feel it is appropriate for mature teenagers and up.
A/N: Saint Roku University is heavily inspired by my own alma mater, Houghton College, and I will be blatantly ripping ideas from the college here for the sake of homage and to contribute to genuineness - as will I be expressing personal experiences of mine through the narrative. Since a LOT of people seem to overreact to the initial 'shipping' (and in general freak out and care more about ships than the story) I am going to place a shipping spoiler in the A/N
Birds of Prey - LyricsBirds of Prey - Lyrics5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Birds of Prey - Lyrics"
Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks
Men in tights come after you, and still you're off the hook
For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand new day
[Catwoman, Huntress, & Black Canary]
You scum can simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey
Green Lantern has his special ring
[Huntress & Black Canary]
Pretty strong that little thing
Blue Beetle's deeds are really swell
[Catwoman & Huntress]
But who will bring him out of his shell
Flash's foes, they finish last
Too bad sometimes he's just too fast
[Catwoman, Huntress, & Black Canary]
While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey
Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when you shoot him strai
I Want To Hold Your HandI Want To Hold Your Hand4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I Want To Hold Your Hand.
When his parents died, Dick had tried to be strong about it. He tried to act as if all of his sorrows and torment had been left behind on the stand right after he watched his parents plummet to their deaths. When he moved in with Bruce Wayne, he thanked the man, and tried to act as if he had been living in the overly sized home his whole life rather than a small trailer that never had a place to stay, it was always on the move with the circus, just like he was. Things were boring around Wayne Manor, that is until he learned of Bruce's secret and became The Boy Wonder. He seemed to be fine that first year, like any other ten year old boy. Bruce never questioned him on why he sometimes snuck into his room at night, or why Dick asked Alfred to get him a small night light. Bruce had been there before, had lost his parents to a crime, witnessed them dying. He knew that Dick had nightmares and didn't like to be in the big room by hi
You'll Be In My HeartCome stop your cryingYou'll Be In My Heart4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It will be all right
Just take my hand hold it tight
Maybe he tried to avoid this, maybe he tried to keep it all in. Maybe he tried to avoid him altogether; but his tries didnt work. The tears hes been holding in were finally falling, and he was in strong arms that belonged to none other than his boyfriends, Wally West. He tried holding in his tears, tried to stop the chokes and sobs; but nothing worked. Reality was just starting to catch up with him, and he needed his solace.
A hand cupped his cheek, a thumb gently stroking his wet cheek. His pale blue eyes managed to look up through his tears to meet his boyfriends. Concern was written all over his face, but his tears continued to fall. He continued to shake.
Wally held him at arms length, trying to get a good look at the tattered boy: nothing seemed wrong. There were no unwanted marks on his face, arms, or legs. He looked healthy; so what was wrong?
A hand gripped
Of Buoyancy and Love Ch 1Previous Chapter: Axel smiled, "Maybe, but I'm getting quite hungry. Care to join me for lunch?"Of Buoyancy and Love Ch 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blue eyes stared into green. Something between them clicked.
Grinning, Roxas said, "I would love to!"
As they walked towards the dining hall, Roxas stopped to think for a minute. "Um, Mister Fl-"
"Please, just call me Axel"
"Oh okay. Then Axel, won't they notice that I'm a third-class passenger and force me to eat in the third-class dining area?"
Axel turned to him with a concerned expression. "As long as you're with me, you'll be fine. I won't let anything happen to you."
Roxas' breath caught in his throat, then he let out a sigh of relief and said, "Are you sure Axel?"
"Of course I'm sure." Axel opened the door, bowed, and gestured for the blond to go in. "After you madam."
As Roxas walked into the colossal dining hall, marvelously decorated with expensive furniture and chandeliers, his jaw dropped at the beauty of it all.
Axel chuckled at the amusing boy. "Quite attractive, is it not?"
Sing To The Wind - Chapter 14Chapter FourteenSing To The Wind - Chapter 145 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Slamming the car door shut, Riku ran towards the small boat that was floating beside the pier, his hand shaking as he tried to untie it, he nearly screamed when he couldn't and looked up as his hands were removed by the calm ones of Leon.
Leon easily untied the rope and threw it into the boat as he climbed in, Cloud following, a look of storm on the blondes face.
"You're coming with me?" Riku asked as he poked his Halloween Neko ears again and the two adults nodded.
"Sora's like my son," Cloud muttered as he stared out behind him, Leon's hand patting his back gently as he saw that Cloud was close to tears, which was very out of character for him.
"But-" Leon held his hand up to him and Riku closed his mouth before climbing into the boat with them and pushing against the leg of the pier to get them moving.
"Why did Kairi hurt him?" Cloud's voice burned into Riku's ears as he looked at the adult and sighed heavily.
"Kairi doesn't seem to understand the concept of be
Be YourselfDon't be - a person formed by societyBe Yourself6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Don't be - a mask of a person which doesn't exist
Don't be - a shadow of yourself
Don't be - a predetermined future
Be - what you want to be
Be - who you want to be
Be - who you are
Be - yourself
'Racing' Part 1Racing'Racing' Part 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
A YJ fanfiction
Young Wally giggled, and ran around the yard, trying to catch his Uncle Barry. Every time Wally would get close, Uncle Barry would speed up and literally disappear. Wally laughed and sat down. "I give up!" He struggled to catch his breath. Uncle Barry reappeared in seconds, and picked up the small child. "Hey! Hey! Put me down!" Wally yelled. Uncle Barry laughed, and took off.
After countless hours of running, and watching Uncle Barry, fatigue set in. Wally curled up into a ball and closed his eyes, his soft breathing the only sound to be heard. Uncle Barry picked up the redheaded kid and laid him on the couch inside where he could sleep in peace. Barry stroked the child's hair as he snored in his sleep. "Aww you little speedster." He told him. "Maybe one day you can run as fast as me." Boy he didn't know what was coming.
Where's Axel?Where's Axel? Roxas wondered. I haven't seen him all day.Where's Axel?4 years ago in Humor More Like This
He and Axel had lived together for about a year now. Their house was perfect for the two of them. It had loads of personality, and they both loved it. It had two bedrooms, one for him, and one for Axel (though they usually slept together on the couch downstairs), a bathroom, a kitchen downstairs, a living room ,and a small garage. It wasn't very big, but it was cozy.
The house was nestled at the end of a brightly crooked street in Halloween Town. Surrounding the house on three sides, where twisted willow trees. The trees where crooked and warped with age, but where easy to climb, and the orange leaves almost glowed. It was a lovely spot for reading, and that was just what Roxas had been doing.
He jumped down from where he had been sitting, and walked into the house. He wandered into the kitchen. On the table where some of Axel's favourite flowers, Black roses. Their petals were silky, and they smelled like wood smo
Robin vs FoodPicture this:Robin vs Food4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kid Flash completely pissed off at Robin.
Hard to picture? It should be because it rarely happens. Sure, they have their married couple fights, but this fight was more than that. Kid Flash only looks at Robin now to glare at him. I'm going to assume you feel how the rest of the team feels about itwhich is confused and egger to see things okay again.
Robin barely remembers what idiotic thing he did to upset his boyfriend. They've only been dating for a few weeks now and already he messed things up. Robin was still trying to figure out what he did. He kept thinking back to when it all happened, trying to understand.
(One day ago)
Robin and Kid Flash were in the kitchen doing what most growing boys do. Yes, they were eating. Funny how they are eating in the kitchen.
Kid Flash was shoving into his mouth his fourth burger.
"Dude, pass me the ketchup," Kid Flash asked Robin who in return gave him a devious look.
"No way. Although your costume does look like ket
AnythingWally sped towards Wayne Manor at top speed, feet pounding into the ground below him. He'd just gotten a call from Alfred, the butler asking him if he could come over because something was wrong with Dick. That was all he needed to hear. He hadn't even bothered putting the phone back onto its hook before rushing out the door, concern overtaking him. He reached his destination within seconds, grateful that the giant doors of the mansion were left wide open. He put on the brakes as saw Alfred standing at the bottom of the stairs leading to the bedrooms.Anything4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"What's wrong, Alfred? What happened?!" he asked the butler franctically.
"I don't really know, sir. Master Richard just came home wearing a big black coat and went up to his room, not saying a thing." Alfred's face fell with worry. "He's locked himself up in there and won't come down for anything-not even for food. Something's definitely happened to him but he won't talk to me. But maybe he'll talk to you."
Wally nodded, determination cl
seams unstitchedseams unstitched3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You begin to stir, coming slowly out of your post-Sleep-of-the-Dead stupor, but you refuse to open your eyes just yet. The waking up to a state of actual coherency takes even longer than usual tonight, which you suppose makes sense, given activities you'd been up to, prior to falling asleep for jegus knows how long.
You've had some trouble inhabiting the Veil with the humans and their weird-ass sleep schedules and the limited hours of overlap. It's completely ludicrous, you think. Why don't they just sync up to you and the other trolls? It's not like there's a fucking sun or two to fuck with them and make it difficult, the place is completely and pervasively black and cold and metal except where you've rigged lanterns of some sort so you can fucking see shit. You all were here first, they're the interlopers that decided to move in and team up or whatever their grubsmacking maggotinfested pathetic excuses for think pans came up with. You