Caitian PhilosophyNever kill anything unless you have no choice.Caitian Philosophy2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Help strangers, but never let them know too much about you.
Strength comes from unity; the pride is stronger than a lone predator.
Know your prey's weakness but do it no harm.
Loyalty is its own reward.
Offer to assistance wounded prey, do not take advantage of them.
All life has the right to exist by virtue of existing.
Nature is cruel, that dose not mean that we have to be.
Always take an enemy alive if you can.
Sadism is never acceptable, no creature is a trophy.
Only act as a predator out of necessity, never by desire.
There is nothing more precious than life.
You are worth no more or no less than your prey.
Traditions that cause suffering and death are not worth preservation.
It is always a good idea to have someone watching your tail.
Open aggression is always your last resort.
The mind is more powerful than the stomach.
Be calm, but make sure that prey has a healthy fear of you.
Let others know that you can be trusted, never betray
Heaven is Other Roko INA part 5Heaven is Other Roko INA part 53 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Glancing back and seeing nobody, Shari left the residence hall. Compared to the air in the baths, the outdoor air was refreshing. For extra relief, he dunked his head into the large central fountain that laid between the four buildings. The cold shock only half-rejuvenated his mind, doing little to push out the drunkenness, but it was enough to clear away the tears.
The sun was down, and the stars hung in the sky, but the night was still far too young to see the sun's shadow, the black moon that moved always opposite. Reaffixing his glasses and the cloak, Shari sat on the fountain wall, still fuming. He was perfectly aware he was drunk, but despite this state he could not shake the final conclusion that he had come to: he absolutely had to get out of here and finish what the brigands had started a long time ago. Taking any more time waiting around would have only led to more risk at being discovered, more punishments and more injustice, while if he took off and failed, he would merely
The Genetic Park 5 part 2The Genetic Park 5 part 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Genetic Park 5 part 2
I stood there, watching Leo, a "friend" of mine, who just a few minutes ago tried to rape me. He was now lying on the ground as all his body was cramping and twitching. All thanks to the injection which was meant to be for me.
Tears started building inside, tears of anger, that moron has been a jerk all this time, assaulted Eva and attacked me, and to top it all, he almost forced me to have sex with him. I was already pissed at what how my stay in this park was getting its turn for worst, ever since I saw Eva and Scott kissing at the docks. I woke up to find blood trickling from my groin and a constant pain in my abdomen, which came and went from time to time. My only hope to improve my day was to get the additional serum. But I had to use it on Leo, after allowing both Scott and Eva to flee from there. Now I had lost my chance and probably I wasn't getting her back. I so wanted to head there and beat the pulp out of him.
"What have you done to me?!" yelled Le
EnvyIt's a typical day at the local gym. Furs of all kinds are lifting weights and doing various other exercises. The song Home Sweet Home by Motley Crew is playing over the speakers.Envy3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
At one of the weight benches, a white-furred muscular rabbit named Kyriell is finishing up a set. The bar is loaded with heavy weight plates with about 850 pounds of weight in total on the bar. The rabbit struggles to get up his last rep. "Man ..I should not have pushed myself this hard this early", the rabbit said as sweat poured down his face and off his long ears. The rabbit gasped as two paws belonging to a very big and muscular grey-furred wolf grabbed onto the bar and hoisted it up and back onto the bench rack with a loud CLANG!
The rabbit sat up and looked up at the muscular wolf. The wolf wore a blue tank top and red basketball shorts that hugged his extremely muscular physique very well. The
Redneck jokesYou're Probably a Redneck if...Redneck jokes7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
by Jeff Foxworthy
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeurve.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Fewer than half of your cars run.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo."
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your family tree doesn't fork.
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your mother has been involved
SCP-049 TheorySome things to point out about SCP-049 first - his docile nature, his termination of the "infected", and the nature of that termination.SCP-049 Theory2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SCP-049 kills people it believes are infected. During a conversation with it, the doctor who first spoke with it made the assumption that the "Great Pestilence" it spoke of was the plague. This is perfectly agreeable, as SCP-049 takes on the appearance of a Plague Doctor. However some things do not add up. Firstly, the doctor's own assurance, that "no one here is infected". If it were the plague SCP-049 was sensing, it would be very apparent that certain people did have the plague, as the symptoms are very noticable. However, it is clear that no one is infected in the SCP Foundation, due to the lack of symptoms and, most simply, because the plague occurred several hundred years ago, and such an epidemic has not taken such a toll since then. Simply, the chances of someone infected with the said disease is very, very small.
Another thing that doesn't ad
Sexual Offenderman short story-what have you done?this fic is based off of this image http://redpool1.deviantart.com/art/What-have-you-done-409549167 made by redpool1. unfortunately it's not quite true to her characters i included, so there might be an updated version after ive had a chance to talk with the artist redpool1.Sexual Offenderman short story-what have you done?1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The shock was unbearable; he had never felt so cold, months of work lost, many months more of enjoyment he will never be able to experience…
Nobody get’s away with killing what belongs to him except him.
His expression of shock slowly turned into a snarl, his face contorting into a look of pure rage, his body beginning to shake with fury and shift fluidly into a more monstrous form, brilliant white tentacles whipping out from his back with enough force to cause a sound like the crack of a whip, before shooting out at the interloper with the force enough to pierce steel, though the boy easily teleports out of the way a few feet to the left of the deadly tentacles, looking mockingly at his father; but he
The 63rd Rune - Chapter 1The 63rd Rune - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: How Could You Be So Wrong, Twilight?
Books and scrolls littered the floor of Ponyville’s library, leaving only a small path for Twilight to walk through. At the epicenter of the organized chaos was the unicorn herself, glancing between a large, old book and a partially finished chalk drawing on the ground. Occasionally she moved to a large stack of books detailing old languages and flipped through them, mumbling to herself as she cross-referenced symbols and details to a piece of parchment. After several more walks between her references and the near crumbling book she was so focused on, she grinned and took a piece of chalk with her magic.
“Now... I need to draw these runes just right...” Twilight said to herself, tracing an intricate pattern into the floor of the library. Beads of sweat were starting to form on her brow, from the concentration she was putting into the small piece of chalk scraping along the floor. Just a little more... she thought,
Taur virus: part 2Taur Virus 2Taur virus: part 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I wanted to die of embarrassment. I was in my bedroom, having become what I was taught to avoid, not becoming the target of my parents despise. After having lied that it wasn't anything serious and having them barge into my room only to find the surprise, even more, everyone would sure give me hell for having such a strong position against taurs in school 'I'm screwed' I thought as I stared at them for what seemed like minutes which was actually mere seconds as my Mom's face was that of horror, which translated to a scream while dad's became that of anger.
"Ma-Marcus?" asked my mom, wanting me to shake my head but instead I nodded. Seemed she went light headed as she nearly fainted. Meanwhile, my dad simply looked away; I knew he was mad
"M-Mom," I tried to say reaching for her or my dad but she simply backed as I showed her my hand. My hand covered in black fur with a bit stubbier fingers and claws erected at their tips. Even I was surprised by the sight as I
A Snack For Godzilla (POV soft vore)The forest shook immensely as massive, thunderous foot falls slowly made their way towards you. You wonder what it was as you walk outside your forest cottage, trying to keep on your feet as the ground shook beneath you. You hear the trees snap and crack and all around you animals scurried as fast as they could. It was then the sun was blotted out by a gargantuan figure. It was Godzilla!A Snack For Godzilla (POV soft vore)7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The giant kaiju recently had a taste for humans as he had accidenly swallowed a few fisherman a few months ago and thought they were delicious. Godzilla then stopped a few yards away and sniffed the air and licked his thick lips as he angled his gaze down at you.
You stand rooted in fear as he took another step forward, making the earth quake as he did so, making you snap out of your current state and you bolt off running. Soon enough, your new found predator was chasing you, crushing eveything that stood between him and you.
You can almost hear the beast's stomach growl as if was calling you in to fil
New Home part 1Please read comments first. :3New Home part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The dust was settling and everything was quiet. It seemed like the end to a story, but it wasn't. The battle, which had seemed to it's participants to have lasted days had lasted merely a few hours. The entire downtown of Mission City was in some form or another destroyed. From a chunk or two taken out of one side of a structure, to several buildings completely demolished- one from having two giant robots come crashing completely through them- it was in ruins.
Captain Lennox took a deep breath and looked at the four still functional mechs in front of him and the two seemingly random kids that had become embroiled in this as well. He'd seen a lot of war in the years that he'd been in the military; neighborhoods lain to waste, disturbingly empty twisted play grounds with blast craters around them, people who had been torn asunder, but now it was on his own soil. The signs that hug at odd a
The 63rd Rune - Chapter 3The 63rd Rune - Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: Thank You For The Gift, Princess
Dusk Shine was backed into a corner, surrounded by five ponies who used to be his friends. Their faces were contorted in anger as they shouted at him.
"I'll never forgive you for this!" One yelled, nearly striking Dusk with his hoof. He tried to apologize, but they just wouldn't listen! They were closing in on him now, preparing to wreak vengeance on the frightened unicorn. Before they struck, the pink one spoke.
"Dusk! Breakfast is ready!"
Dusk Shine awoke with a jolt. He opened his eyes, wincing as they adjusted to the sunlight, and let out a breath of relief - only a nightmare.
"I'll get it in a moment..." he groggily said, standing up. Dusk shook his mane out and walked to where Bubble Berry was serving breakfast. He had prepared a decent spread of berries, hay, and oats for the group to enjoy, and was happily handing it out to them.
"Thanks a bunch, sugarcube," Applejack said, grabbing a bowl full of food.
"Don't mention it
Taur virus 4Taur Virus 4Taur virus 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"That was close," I muttered exiting the taur-only bathroom. It was for a single person's use, installed about four years ago. It was nice and spacey, and it has to be, because I practically wrestled to get the shorts off my extended rear so I wouldn't have an accident. I almost tripped with the toilet, and I did fell against the wall a couple of times. But luckily the situation was managed and I exited the bathroom, just in time to grab some lunch. Passing my backpack over my shoulder I headed to the cafeteria, still getting used to the glances I earned from companions that knew of my parents dealings.
I didn't want to try and deal with people I knew. It was just to add insult to injury, as there were a few that would act sympathetic towards me. One of them was my friend Trish and probably my friend Paul, who, despite her constant taur state gets to stay in contact with her and other infected. I
Pride for HeroesRise up, support the tried and truePride for Heroes6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The heroes in cami, yellow or blue
Military, police or fire-fighter
all deserve to be lifted higher
And if you have no pride for them,
you can go to hell, my friend.
Taur virus 15Part 15Taur virus 152 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“It’s you!” I said in a moment of boldness, pointing at Steve like a detective would cast an accusation on the perpetrator.
There was a long silence as everyone stared at me with unsettled eyes. Surprised by the nature of my accusation, none of them knew what to argue or how to respond to that. I heard a couple of whispers. If I was gonna be preventing things from escalating, I would stick to my hypothesis.
Everyone looked at me in expectation or shock. Lavender, Paul and Josh watched at me with astonished surprise, while at the same time waiting for my explanation. Some of them looked rather impatient as well, the principal of the school, the coach and some of the other competitors. Miss Hawthorne seemed to be looking at me with much interest and curiosity.
A loud chuckle came from Steve. “Now you’re just drawing straws, Marcus. Making wild illogical accusations like that?” He said before laughing and inciting the crowd to do so as well. Few
Taur virus 14Part 14Taur virus 142 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"All the students have been taking Miss Hawthorne's class. It's sheer lucky I'm not among the infected ones," Steven muttered, reiterating what he just told Keith. This was growing up to be a troublesome matter with things as they were. It was more than likely that she would get fired whilst the rest of the taurs might get suspended from the school or expelled just for the sake of the students.
Their voices faded into silence as they left the room. I excused myself and headed over to the teacher's classroom, seeing if I could warn her. It was ten minutes past after the workshops, it was no surprise that the classrooms were empty and the hallways were being vacated. From what my nose could tell me, the teacher was long gone.
Not finding Miss Hawthorne proved to be a small disappointment, yet there was nothing I could do against it. I stayed at the school after class more than I should have and it was only a matter of time before my parents would call asking where I was. "No poin
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 38Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 382 years ago in Settings More Like This
Chapter 38: Enter the Freezer
"Isaac McDougal, or by his aliases; Isaac the Freezer, and the Freezing Alchemist. He is a former State Alchemist who used his abilities during the Ishbal War, during that time, there were no signs that he turned traitor. But afterword, he resigned from his commission and went into hiding. He's been working with the Anti-Establishment Movement ever since. The Movement was a rebellion of turncoats and cutthroats who went by different names in Amestris, the Eastern Liberation, the Northern Liberation, Southern and Western, there's been countless acts against the military by the Anti-Establishment Movement, but after a few months, Isaac was spotted in an attempt by the Movement to overthrow Twilight Town's own mayor and make the town their new base of operations, a fortress to be exact. It was a clever plan, and they would've been eager to use the Mayor as an example to the military, but the fuhrer surprised the Freezer and his men when they arrived in th
Bridled Fury, Part 2THOOM!Bridled Fury, Part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Oh, my goodness!"
At the outskirts of the Everfree Forest, a yellow pegasus froze. She had just finished tending to the animals in the afternoon when there was suddenly a small explosion from beyond the thick tree line.
Fluttershy cringed, her pink mane falling in front of her eye. "That sounded really serious!" she quietly exclaimed. "I have to see what happened!" She flared open her wings, about to take off into the woods, when she hesitated. "It could be dangerous. Maybe I should get the others first..."
"ZEUUUUUUUUUUS!" A voiced screamed from the same direction as the explosion. It sounded angry and hurt.
Fluttershy gasped. "I can't wait for them; somepony needs help!" With that, she took off as fast as she could through the forest, dodging tree trunks and branches in her path.
As Fluttershy flew through the forest, she heard the voice cry out again, this time much closer. The pegasus froze in her tracks, hiding behind the undergrowth as she peered into the clearing.
Mewtwo ReportMewtwo Report4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Felismythos originis anceps
Mewtwo is a transgenic Pokémon widely considered to be one of the most powerful Pokémon in the world. Its body is tall and overbearing with a distinctly humanoid anatomy. The head is the only part that is catlike, with pointed ears and the typical feline jaw structure. Connecting the rear of the head to the upper back is a tubular bundle of nerves, which serve to amplify Mewtwo's already powerful brain. The upper body and arms are lean and sinewy, with the chest covered by a solid plate of bone. By contrast, the lower half of the body is rounded and well-built, with extremely large thigh muscles. Like Mew, Mewtwo's fur is very short and fine, but the coloring is a pale violet. The tail is long, thick, and hairless.
One rather unusual aspect of Mewtwo is that blood samples confirm it to be chromosomally male, however, it was engineered to
Loonatics: Origins-PrologueLoonatics: Origins-PrologueLoonatics: Origins-Prologue5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Alexander 'Ace' Bunny
Age: 19 years, 8 months
Conditions: Sometimes wears glasses due to uneasy sight
Previous Occupation: Martial-Arts movie stuntman
Muscle Tone Before: 3/5
Muscle Tone After: 4/5
Skill Before: 3/5
Skill After: 5/5
Position in Cosmic Storm: 5th to be Hit
Re-Awakening: 6th/Final to wake up from Coma
Age: 17 years 11 months
Conditions: Mild depression
Previous Occupation: Acmetropolis University student
Muscle Tone Before: 2/5
Muscle Tone After: 3/5
Skill Before: 3/5
Skill After: 5/5
Position in Cosmic Storm: 2nd to be Hit
Re-Awakening: 1st to wake up from Coma
Daniel 'Danger' Duck
Age: 18 years, 9 months
Conditions: Mild egoism, mild stress
Previous Occupation: Swimming-pool cleaner, Ex-student (Behavioural Expulsion-
Myth Wars Chapter 1'Myth Wars': Episode 53: "Beast Wars Rekindled: Part 1: Back to Earth":Myth Wars Chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"OOOH! We're finally goin' back to Cybertron!" Rattrap throws his arms up in the air in celebration, "I can hear the dames whistling for me already!"
Optimus Primal, clad in his recently acquired 4-mode optimal form, strolls up to the front of the escape pod where Rhinox is intensely concentrated on piloting the shaky ship.
"Well, Rhinox, have you spotted them yet?" he asks. Rhinox turns to him and shakes his head, "Not yet...you know it is possible that they all made planet fall..." Optimus rubs his chin, "Possible; but unlikely."
He stares out into the vast blankness of space, and smiles. "I know somewhere out there our comrades are waiting for us..." He suddenly turns to Rattrap who's conveniently reclined in an onboard chair, "...and then we'll be on our way home."
"Aw, fer bootin' up cold! Ya mean after all that we've been through on that dirt ball back there; we still ain't goin' back to Cybertron?" Ra
Ace Combat Zero - Interview 0November 25th 2005Ace Combat Zero - Interview 05 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Near a disputed border
Softly spoken, those words seemed to dwarf the rhythmic pounding of artillery and chatter of machine gun fire somewhere in the distance. The front lines were 15 miles from here but there was still a war going on, and it was telling us never to forget that fact.
"Yeah, I know him."
We were in a small, dilapidated dwelling that resembles the empty shell of a house. The windows were all smashed, rubble occupying various parts of the room, bullet holes were riddled everywhere in all types of linear arrays, and there was a nasty hole in the wall that was no doubt caused by a explosive device.
"It's going to take a while,"
I examined the man I was interviewing. Short brown hair, brown eyes, roughly shaven; nothing too impressive. He was wearing a jacket with some sort of sweater underneath and long pants. Heavy-looking boots were his choice of footwear.
"It happened years ago."
He is sitting on a metal fold-up chair in the middle of
What if...?Today was a good day to relax. Two dear friends, Launa and David, sat together in front of the television in the living room. Her arm was around him as he leaned against her side with his head resting on the side of her breast. The two of them had been working out all day every day for over a week, so this was exactly what they wanted to do. Sabrina and Azrealle went out to have a bit of fun together around Amsterdam, leaving Launa and David alone together. After all they were extremely close friends and it was about time they spent some quality time together.What if...?4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flipping through the channels they eventually came to a news station. It announced that Angelina Jolie was adopting another child from a poor family in a foreign country. This caught their attention as they looked at each other for a second and then turned back to the screen. The anchor also informed the audience that the great Jennifer Aslan, Launa's identity as far as the public was concerned, would be going on her world