I'd Hate to be Harry PotterI'd hate to be Harry PotterI'd Hate to be Harry Potter6 years ago in Ballad More Like This
I'd hate to be harry potter,
With glasses, scar and wand.
I know he went to Hogwarts but
That's something I don't want.
I know that he does magic tricks,
And hangs with Dumbledore.
That would be fun if I could stop
The teenage girl author.
I just can't stand the fan fictions
That tell of his new love.
The one Rowling forgot about,
The one that he's dreamed of.
The beauty that is Mary Sue,
(Not based on you, I'm sure).
Who sweeps him off his tortured feet,
The one we must endure.
Forget about Ginny Weasley,
She simply can't compare
To Mary Sue, so beautiful,
With hair so blonde and fair.
With curls that spiral gracefully
And rest upon her cheek.
With highlights of pink and purple
That makes her look so sleek!
I would describe more of her looks
But that could take foreva
You see, it may take two chapters
Just to describe her hana
(She thinks it's Japanese for eyes),
That's all part of her charm.
She cares not for cannon or prose,
Which causes us alarm!