Kune - Hot N ColdKune - Hot N Cold3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ms. Brooke: Ok... (She was writing something down on a note pad) your brother, Mr. Tribal, referred you and your wife to this session. Do you understand why you are here today?
Paine: Because he won't wear any damn pants.
Kuja: (His eye twitch but he merely examined his nails as he crossed one leg over the other) I have an inkling.
Ms. Brooke: Your brother, Zidane, stated in his letter that you and your wife fight every other week. Is this true?
Kuja: That's correct.
Ms. Brooke: May I ask Mr. Tribal...
Kuja: Kuja is fine -.-
Ms. Brooke: I'm sorry (clears her throat) Kuja, how long have you and Paine been married?
Kuja: Three years.
Paine: It'll be four next Saturday.
Ms. Brooke: Ok... (Takes note) and are you two the same age?
Paine: No. I just turned 22 yesterday.
Ms. Brooke: Alright then. I presume you are the elder partner?
Kuja: I'm not old >:/
Ms. Brooke: Of course your not (chuckles softly) I meant---
Ms. Brooke: Huh?
Kuja: I'm 28 years old -.-
Ms. Brooke: Oh, right