Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Can't avoid the CrashCan't avoid the Crash1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Can't avoid the crash
Hetalia x Reader
Lithuania x Reader
You were walking home from school when you decided to go to the park. The park was one of your favourite places to go as it gave you the opportunity to draw and sketch. You sat down on the a park bench and started to sketch the outline of the fountain in front of you. You felt and heard weight beside you so you looked over quickly. There you saw your long time friend and crush, Toris.
"What cha doing here Toris?" You asked happily.
"I-ah saw y-you walking this way s-s-so I followed you here." He stammered. This was way to cute! Toris follow you, but, it puzzled you. Why would he want to follow me when Natalia walked in the opposite direction. You lowered you gaze when you remembered that Toris was in love with Natalia. Your voice became shaken.
"O-oh ok, but why did y-you want t-to follow me?" You said curiously. Toris couldn't bring himself to tell you why. He wanted to confess, he really wanted too, but, he didn't. He looked d
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
Twilight Parody by a Cool Guy.edwart: i want to twigh your light so hard im a monster except im beautiful i will prey on you nowTwilight Parody by a Cool Guy.3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
bellah: no stop but dont ever stop but just stop stop ugh stop stopping you glittery twat
edwart: im so bad for you bellah
bellah: like a drug? like cigs or something? idk lol
edwart: oh my FUCK youre so stupid bellah
edwart: i love you too
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo IIEl Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Otra vez sin poder dormir, pero si con ánimos de escribir!! Así que seguiré con la segunda parte de mi fanfic lleno de acción, sangre y morby... SI MORBY!! Así que si no te gusta, LARGO! :3 , Si no sabes de qué se trata sigue leyendo...
Este fanfic es morby (Mordecai X Rigby) donde podrán leer escenas sucias y pervertidas (No exactamente en esta parte ) del oscuro genero llamado yaoi (Muajajaj), Dejo este mensaje acá para que no tengan que sacarle humo a su scroll intentando llegar a la descripción ;D
Ahora sin mas preámbulos...
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II Perdidos en la niebla
-- Síganme chicos. Skips toma un trozo de metal que estaba cerca de las pesas en su taller y se lo amarra a su brazo como un escudo, sin soltar su pistola en la otra mano
-- Vamos a salir!!? Pregunta Rigby algo asustado...
-- Si, tenemos que llegar hasta la tienda donde compraste el video maldito, así que no sueltes el arma que te entregue... como tu corres en cuatro patas amárrate esto en
Mordecai Y su familia.Mordecai Y su familia.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mordecai y el día de traer las familias al parque
Era el día de traer la familia al parque, todos esperaban con ansias a sus familias, Rigby esperaba a Don su hermano, Papaleta a su padre Maellard, Benson a su hermana y padre, Skips estaba de vacaciones (Porque? no se XD)y Musculoso y Fantasmano, en la casa de su NO antes mencionada madre de Musculoso (MAS MENTIRA NO HAY XD). Pero algo estaba mal, ¿dónde estaría Mordecai?.
Si usted es muy sensible a lo triste, es mejor que no sigua leyendo, si no es así, !A LLORAR SE HA DICHO! :iconcryforeverplz: . También quiero decir que esto no es Morby, Mordaret, Mordeson, Rigleen y demás romances . Es, solo un Fan-fic triste y creería que corto, además me gustaría que critiquen ya que es mi primer Fan-fic :iconlaplz: Estoy ta emocionada . Espero que les guste .
Luego de que todas las familias llegaron a las casa en medio del parque, Rigby se dio cuenta muc
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's DeathIt was 5 weeks after the events of Donkey Kong Country 3. Everyone was doing they're usual things. DK was lazing on the beach, Cranky was working on potions, Funky was building a new plane, Kiddy was taking an afternoon nap, and Diddy was off with Dixie...Again.Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's Death5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This was the 5th time they've been out, all the other kongs kept pointing out it was a date, but they didn't say it to Diddy or Dixie as they didn't want to offend them. They were walking through the forest comming back from the shop, buying a coconut milkshake. They were just talking of what they would do next, when a familiar voice cut them off. "Diddy! Dixie! Squawk! Thank coconuts I found you!", Squawks the parrot said flying towards them. "What is it?", Diddy asked. Squawks could hardly catch his breath. "It's an emergency! At Cranky's hut! Squawk!". "What? Did Cranky throw out his back again?", Diddy joked. "This is serious!", Squawks yelled. "It's Wrinkly Kong! She's dying! Squawk!". Diddy's tail shot up in suprise, due
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson4 months ago in Editorial More Like This
Unknown PT 2Unknown PT 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Beep! Beep! Beep!" The alarm clock rang shrilly in the early morning air. An unruly groan left the mouth of the occupant of the room who tried to cover his head and bury deeper into his blankets. But as the beeping continued, the young man sat up in his bed.
"Shit!" he cursed. "I can't be late on my first day!" Bart scrambled to get out of bed, tripping over his blanket that had fallen to the floor in his sleep. He stumbled into the bathroom as he shed his night cloths off, jumping quickly into the shower stall.
After a quick breakfast, Bart grabbed his jacket, slipped into his shoes and left the apartment, triple checking that his door was locked. He walked the distance to the location of his job, and using the key his manager had given him opened up the back door of the small bakery.
When he had gone in for his interview, he had met the manager, the two bakers, and the cashier who he was to replace. The ma
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
Project D.I.B pt. 4Project D.I.B pt. 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
*Project D.I.B pt. 4*
Chapter 4: Can I see him?
Silence, all I hear is damn silence. There is not 1 sound but only silence... Reason? Because, my room, it's in the back of the asylum, waaay back so that none of the other patients would have to deal with me, ripping their faces off, stab them with anything sharp, but of course I can't bite them either. It's because of this stupid muzzle, to keep us people from biting others, YES, us crazy people. Words I'm use to hearing as a 10 year old child to th
'IB' - Chapter Four'IB' - Chapter Four2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Soon all of Zim's tremors just seemed to halt. He pulled himself back up onto all fours, extending his head up with his neck still cocked at an awkward angle so he could see Dib's face. He parted his lips into the grin again, beginning to screech out in a single laughter with that eerie 'e' sound again.
The sight of that haunting grin seemed to paralyze the boy as he slowly let himself down to the floor, wrapping himself in a fetal position as he rocked himself very stiffly as if to comfort himself. Violent shivers also shook him as the cackle rung in his ears as they only intensified the dread he was already feeling.
Zim slowly began to drag himself over to him, seeing him as wounded prey now. His limbs still had trouble taking turns, looking even more like a creature in dire need of an exorcism.
Dib's eyes expanded as the other drew closer to him. He didn't blink now since in his mind, blinking only made him made him more vulnerable than he already was, even though he wo
'IB'- Chapter Seventeen'IB'- Chapter Seventeen1 year ago in Horror More Like This
Dib’s eyes widened in shock at the split second where Zim’s old self had just flashed across his face. His jaw gaped as those words rung mercilessly through his head, and he could honestly admit to himself that those words were sincere. It was then that he had the sudden desire to help the suffering Irken rather than fight him and try to rid himself of him for good. A moment later, the boy grabbed hold of the Irken’s arms and pulled him towards his chest before standing. “I’ll… try, Zim..” He whispered before running downstairs and screaming at the computer. “Help me fix him!! There has to be some way to stop this!”
"Are you crazy??" The computer questioned. "That thing is vicious!!" It cautioned him, as if the boy wasn’t already aware. Zim was already screeching and gurgling again from being restrained, thrashing back and forth in his arms.
Dib bit his lip, clutching the alien tighter as if trying to keep h
Lisa's Choice Ch. 5A simpsons FanficLisa's Choice Ch. 53 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
Lisa found the next few weeks to be pleasant. In fact she had fun. Being with Bob put her mind at ease and nothing else could dampen that. Not even her family, though she hadn't told them where she went every day after school. Not that anybody asked either. It would be a lie to claim it wasn't a secret of sorts, but it helped her make it through her day. Especially after Bart's recent foul mood after being dumped.
Bob and Lisa talked about everything, except the past. Lisa wasn't sure who avoided it the most. Sometimes Bob would start saying something, and suddenly stop. It was obvious when he tried to cover his tracks but Lisa never called him out on it. His past didn't bother her and it wouldn't have mattered if he wanted to talk about things that happened then, but this
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
'IB' - Chapter Fifteen'IB' - Chapter Fifteen2 years ago in Horror More Like This
After hours of seemingly endless play, Dib and his small puppy finally fell asleep on the living room floor only to be awoken by the sun only a couple hours later. Dib groaned in annoyance as the rays shone in through the window, reaching for a blanket next to him to place over his face. Einstein stretched a bit with a yawn as he curled up under his neck where it was warmer. It seemed like nothing could disturb the two.
Dib lay silently now and enjoyed the peaceful moment, his mind almost completely clear of thought for the first time in quite a while. However, the thought of Zim still managed to creep its way into his mind, for he began to wonder where the alien was or what exactly he was doing since there hadn’t been a trace of him in a couple days. The thought was short lived though as he managed to push the thought aside and focus again on his small friend. Even though the small dog was a lot of work, he had no regrets in bringing him home; he pr
Valentine's day of doomTime: 3:36Valentine's day of doom4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Date: Valentine day
Location: Zim's base
Zim marched into his house a little annoyed about the day today.
See Zim pretty much hated Valentines day, human emotions, etc. All because of the whole Tak incedent. And what happened today? None stop talk about filthy human emotions. Espacially love. So yeah Zim was kinda annoyed. And it didn't help that Gir was singing a stupid song while doing a stupid dance.
"Do a little dance! Make a little luuv!! Get down tonight! Yay! Get down tonight!" Gir sang out.
"GIR!!! Stop that idiotic dancing and singing this instant! Your giving me a headache." Zim cammanded to his little hyperactive robot companion.
"Masta!! Your home!! Looky what I gots!! I won it off of a flaying baby with wings!!" Gir said while pulling out a cute little bow and arrow set. The arrows had little hearts for the feather thinges. And the bow sorta resembled a heart. But Zim didn't mind the hearts. It was the fact that Gir was holding a sharp object that frecked him ou
My Little Pony FiM Season 5: Dream Drop DistanceSigns of What's NextMy Little Pony FiM Season 5: Dream Drop Distance2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One morning in Canterlot, Princess Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia are seen in mid-conversation.
"Twilight dear, how do you and your friends feel about life in Equestria now?"
"Well, it’s so exciting! But I believe that's not the reason you've asked me here, right?"
"Princess, what… what happened?"
"The key question is: What does Queen Chrysalis intend to do next?"
"Queen Chrysalis? She's the one who posed as Princess Cadence and admitted to feeding off Shining Armor's magic to take over Canterlot. Didn't Princess Cadence and Shining Armor defeated her?"
"Correct, Queen Chrysalis's takeover failed. However, Shining Armor and Cadence just use their magic to perform a magic shield that only expelled the Queen and her minions from Canterlot."
"Queen Chrysalis is still alive, and she will be poised to acquire more power that we can't even begin to imagine. I’m afraid that not even Prin
Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
The warm day had turned into a cold night and Lisa was thankful for her forethought in bringing a coat. She wondered if her family had noticed she was gone, and if they even cared. In the end she decided it didn't matter, when Bart ran away everyone worried and rejoiced his return. This would be just like everything else, with her getting in even more trouble. Not to mention Bart might think she tattled on him and would be furious.
She shuddered and picked up her pace. The cool wind carried the scent of someone's dinner reminding her she hadn't eaten since lunch at school. Absently she wondered how long it would take her to starve to death. Probably too long. After walking for so long her feet started to ache, so she found a nearby park and sat down to rest.
Perhaps running away wasn't the smart
Brain Freeze: A 'Disney's Frozen' StoryBrain Freeze: A 'Disney's Frozen' Story4 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Having been a fan of Frozen since I had first seen it in December of 2013, I had begun to think about ways that I could possibly bring it to life here on DA with a touch of hypnosis. After the movie came out I discovered that one of the main characters Elsa was originally supposed to be the villain of the story. This gave me an idea. What if Queen Elsa was the villain....at least for a little while and also had the power to freeze people's will. Thus I give you "Brain Freeze: A 'Disney's Frozen' Story"! Enjoy! Please let me know what you think of this story in the comments section below! I would love to hear your feedback!
Brain Freeze: A 'Disney's Frozen' Story
In the mountains outside the Kingdom of Arendelle, four beings walk among the unrelenting storm of falling snow. One was royalty, one was an iceman, one was a reindeer, and the other was a man of snow. Against the brutal onslaught of the sudden winter storm despite the usu
'IB'-Chapter Nineteen'IB'-Chapter Nineteen8 months ago in Horror More Like This
“I’m not crazy!!” Dib screamed, desperately trying to plead his case. “Let me go!!” The boy struggled to get free but to no avail.
The two nurses held firmly to the distressed and thrashing child. Another man wrapped the corpse of the dog in a blanket. "We'll have him buried in the pet cemetery." He stated to the boy, hoping it would ease his mind a bit.
The mention of the pet cemetery hardly calmed Dib, making him flail and scream more loudly. “NO! Don’t bury him there! Just give him back!” He looked to the doctor now in pure distress and agony. “I didn’t kill him I swear… Just let me go!”
"Okay, okay! Take it easy!" The man frowned with a guarded demeanor, not wanting to upset him further. "I'm sorry Dib, we'll just keep you overnight and study you. We aren’t saying that you killed the dog, we just want to make sure everything is working right in your brain." Dr.Gaul explained to him as sl