Death Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob SquarepantsDeath Battle - Aquaman vs. Spongebob Squarepants1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Johnny Zealous: "Well, we've counted the votes, reviewed the stats and our fighters are ready to get going. This may be, perhaps, our most anticipated Battle since the Decepticons vs. the Daleks, so anything could happen. Who will win this Death Battle?-"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman. No ands, buts or ifs."
Johnny Zealous: "Are- are you dressed up in an Aquaman costume?"
Lucas Zaboot: "Aquaman for the win."
Johnny Zealous: "sigh* right, well, as they say, let's get it on!"
Stadium of Posiedon, Atlantis
A muscular lobster was flung to the ground as the crowd erupted in cheers and applause for the man standing over this lobster.
"AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN! AQUAMAN!" The crowd cheered as the King of Atlantis waved to his subjects in the stands before offering his hand to the lobster and helping him back on his feet.
"You are a fine fighter, Larry. Consider this loss a victory for yourself." Aquaman said assuringly to the defeated lobster.
"You are most kind, your highness. It has bee
Death Battle - Decepticons Vs. DaleksDeath Battle - Decepticons Vs. Daleks1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Lucas Zaboot: "Well, we've looked at the variables, taken your comments, as well as your bets, into account and we're ready to get started."
Johnny Zealous: "It's Death Battle time ladies and gents, now let's get it on!"
London, England - 2013
English citizens fled in terror as laser blasts fired past them, hitting the road, cars, building walls, and anything else that rested on the street. At the end of the street were three large robots bearing the insignia of the Decepticon faction, firing lasers on the humans.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at the puny fleshings run!" The grey one called Megatron called out as he fired from his arm cannon on several cars.
"Humans are so weak! They have nothing that can stop us!" the red and blue transformer called Starscream yelled out as the blue Deceptiton, Soundwave, unleashed sonic waves down another street, causing the windows to shatter.
"The energy from the power station has boosted our weapons to their maximum potential! The Autobots won't st
Ask the Slashers 3Haven: Well! Here is another wonderful show of Ask the Slashers!Ask the Slashers 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: Your voice is lame. Let me guess, you have NO questions this time.
Haven: In fact, I have -counts questions and comments- THREE Questions!!
Freddy: That is still lame.
Haven: You know, YOUR FRAKIN FACE IS LAME!
Freddy: -looks offended-
Haven: -straightens her bowtie- Now, before I call out the questions, I would like to let you all know that The Doctor is here -looks at Ghostface. He doesn't spaz-
Doctor: I am very honored to be here.
Ghostface: I am really happy you are here! You should come everyday! You need to live in my closet!! Ill feed you fish fingers and custard!!!! -spaz twitch-
Doctor: O-o Ummm
Haven: Don't mind Ghostface He's just a really big fan I am too, but I am used to talking with people I am a fan of. I mean I talk to Freddy everyday.
Freddy: We have a lot of conversations, don't we?
Haven: We do, we do. Shall I get the monocle out?
Freddy: No, Darling, save it for later.
GF Song Parody: MabelMabel ("Gravity Falls" Parody of "Belle")GF Song Parody: Mabel2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Little town it's a quiet village.
Everyday like the one before.
Little town full of little people, waking up to say.
[Old Man McGucket]
There goes McGuckett in the dump like always.
In search of junk to save and sell.
Every morning just the same since the morning that we came,
To this queer, peculiar town.
Good Morning Mabel!
G'morning Grunkle Stan!
Where are you off to?
I just finished the most wonderful story,
About a werewolf and romance and an...
That's nice...Wendy! The brochures! Hurry up!
Look there she goes that girl is strange no question.
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd.
Cuz her heads up on some cloud.
No denying she's an odd one that Mabel.
Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.Michael: You know, I’ve been thinking about you Trevor. Your lifestyle.Trevor Phillips, the Hipster.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Trevor: Oh, have you? Really?
Michael: Yes, I have. People always try to label you. You know, maniac, psycho….
Trevor: Friend….Industry leader…
Michael: In some ways you can defy categorization. But then….
Michael: Think about it. Where you live…
Trevor: Sandy Shores, you precious ass. I’m sorry there ain’t a place nearby for you to get your colonics.
Michael: Right. But why are you out here?
Trevor: It’s off the grid. We’re away from it all. It’s somewhere real and authentic. This is America, and real people ain’t been priced out yet.
Michael: Yeah, well what if it gets gentrified?
Trevor: Then I’ll fucking move.
Michael: Okay, what about the way you dress?
Trevor: What about it? I don’t give a shit what I wear.
Michael: No, no no. If you don’t give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are al
Ask the Slashers 5Haven: We are back with a new episode of Ask the Slashers!! And I am pretty happy with the number of questions we have. We even have some for Hannibal!Ask the Slashers 54 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hannibal: How charming!
Haven: Now! Of course, we have Freddy and all of the other slashers here, and We will be having a guest star in the next Ask the Slashers!! I will tell you who at the end of the show.
Freddy: Let's hope this guest star will be interesting!
Haven: -ignores Freddy- Now, we might as well state the questions! First Question!
hey a quick question 4 future ATS(aka my favorite show of Ask the Slashers
Hannibal:i know no ones been askin so....whats your favorite place to eat?
Freddy:is it ture you could kill me when i fall asleep or worse rape me? cause i swear i saw you out my bed room window..
GhostFace:whats wrong with your face its stupid but ill see you at the park with my shot gunn XP
Pinhead:whats your deal you look like a freakin porkupine>_
An MLP:FIM Christmas-Everypony Hates Pinkie PieGilda: Everypony in Equestria.An MLP:FIM Christmas-Everypony Hates Pinkie Pie3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hates their stupid neighbor,
She's Pinkie Pie and he's really really lame.
Pinkie Pie tried to wreck my song,
Her views on birth control are wrong.
I hate her guts and Pinkie Pie is her name.
Gilda, Flim, and Flam:
She's the mare that I hate her more than a stupid fly!
I'd like to see her house go up in flames!
Flim and Flam: P-N-K,
Gilda: Her name is Pinkie Pie!
Flim and Flam: P-Y-I,
Gilda: Pinkie Pie's a stupid name!
It's worse than Frankenstein
Or Dr. No!
Discord: You can't upset her even slightly,
She just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and parties nightly,
Her Sugar Cube Corner is a hoarder of woe!
Flim and Flam: P-N-K-E,
Gilda: Don't yell at Pie!
Flim and Flam: P-I-Y,
Gilda: Her family's house is a pig sty!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
Discord: Equestria rocks with Gilda's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Pinkie Pie to the disco beat.
Twilight Parody by a Cool Guy.edwart: i want to twigh your light so hard im a monster except im beautiful i will prey on you nowTwilight Parody by a Cool Guy.4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
bellah: no stop but dont ever stop but just stop stop ugh stop stopping you glittery twat
edwart: im so bad for you bellah
bellah: like a drug? like cigs or something? idk lol
edwart: oh my FUCK youre so stupid bellah
edwart: i love you too
Only a GameTHIS STORY IS IN A CHARACTER PERSPECTIVEOnly a Game9 months ago in Drama More Like This
I awoke to a big booming sound coming from downstairs.
It was so loud I'm pretty sure all of toad town heard it! And toad town is... 1, uh... Oh! 3 miles away. At least that's what daddy says.
My daddy is the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom! Well, the brother anyway. My dad is so cool! He even remembered my birthday!
yesterday I turned 5, and my daddy threw the biggest, bestest party ever!! He even got fireworks! Well, 2 anyway.
at first I thought it was another firework going off but then I remembered we already lit all the fireworks! So the big boom must've come from something else. I wonder if daddy is in trouble!! I have to help him if he is!
I got out of bed, walked over to my door, out of my room and into the hallway. It was dark, but I wasn't scared.
I walked down the hall and down the stairs, that's when I knew something was really wrong. Daddy's hat was lying on the ground. Just laying there! Daddy ne
Talktoyourfavoritekiller4 pt1Ask your favorite slasher 4 Part 1Talktoyourfavoritekiller4 pt14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Sorry guys for the wait ..I have been having personal problems lately
Chucky: Uh No one cares..
Yaoislave: *Gives chucky a death glare*
Yaoislave: Ok so we got 15 questions for you guys to answer
To Freddy: You're the best, by the way If you could start a rock band with 2 of the
killers here, who would you choose?
Freddy: Heh I know I am the best and Hmmmmm .Um..I would probably say Pinhead and Leather
To Chucky-Hahaha~~I'm crazier than you.But,why are you a doll?I think you're awesome
To Leatherface-What movie are you from?!I know I've watched it but I can't seem to
remember the name...o.o
To Freddy-MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU!
To Ghost Face-You're so cute!!*huggles*
To Pinhead-You scare me...o.o
To Micheal-You scare the fuck out of me.o.o
To Jason-I do think you're a Mama's boy,but can I kill people with joo?: D I'll
admit,you're good at it.(
This Day Aria (Doctor Whooves Ver)The Master: This day is going to be perfect.This Day Aria (Doctor Whooves Ver)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
All those llama loving flies will say I look lovely in my tie.
What they don't know is that I will rule them all.
Doctor Whooves: This day was going to be perfect.
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.
But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate.
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.
The Master: I could care less about the ring, I won't partake in any cake.
Vows, I'll be lying when I say.
That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together.
The truth is I don't care for her at all.
No I do not love the bride, both my hearts are dead inside.
But I still want her to be all mine!
Doctor Whooves: We must escape before it's too late. Find a way to save the day.
Hope, I'll be lying if I say.
I don't fear that I may lose her, to one who wants to use her.
Not care for, love, and cherish her each day.
For I also love the bride, in my hearts sh
Ask your favorite KillerTalk to your favorite Slashes of all time! <3Ask your favorite Killer4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Hey this is Yaoislave a.k.a Domo-D! and I have shocking brought all our favorite serial Killers
Here and they will be answering your questions and Dares >: ). First we have the famous killer who is usually around water and campsite JASON VOORHEES!!
Jason: *comes in and looks around* ..*takes a sit and takes a note book and writes down something* where am I?
Yaoislave: Your in a show where you guys answer all you fan girls and fan boys questions and dares.
Yaoislave: Ok next we got the man that haunts your dreams FREDDY KRUGER!!
Freddy: *comes in*Muhahahhaaa-huh? Where am I?
Yaoislave: I'll explain later take a sit.
Freddy: *sits next to Jason and looks at him* Well well if it isn't the Mama's boy hehe
Yaoislave: Hey no fighting!...Oh next we got the man who makes Halloween scary and my Future husband MICHAEL MYERS!!!!
Michael: *comes in
Ask your favorite killer 3Ask your Favorite Slasher 3.Ask your favorite killer 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Welcome back and WHAO!! 8 Questions!! See guys your fans really do love you
Ghostface: YAY I FEEL SO LOVED!!!
Yaoislave: hehe anyone here is the first question
AWW! Um...um... -tries to think of questions for Jason- Ah-ha!
To Jason: Can I help you when you kill people?
Jason: .*thinks for a minute* .Sure why not ^^ I Just know mother will approve it it
Freddy: Pfft Ma-
Yaoislave: Don't you even start Freddy!..Next question.
To all: If someone decided to go out and become a serial killer, what would you do?
Yaoislave: Hmmm what would you guys do?
Freddy: hehe I'll tell that to person go for it.
Chucky: I agree with Freddy on this one.
Pinhead:..I personally wouldn't really recommend that person to do that but then again
that person can join me.
Ghostface: YAY A NEW BUDDY TO KILL WITH!!
Leather face : . Well the person can b
Ask your favorite Killer 2Talk to your favorite Slasher 2Ask your favorite Killer 24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Yaoislave: Welcome back! Wow already we have like 3 questions guys isn't that great!
Chucky: *being sarcastic while rolling eyes* Yeah soooo happy
Yaoislave: Kill joy anyway first question
This is a question to all of them: Have you ever thought of teaming up and becoming the biggest and most evil mass of super killers ever? I mean, seriously. You can destroy the world! *underbreath*and that's when I become master of earth.
Freddy: Pfft as if I team up with these Losers!! I work solo.
Yaoislave: But wait didn't you need Jason's help for getting the kids to remember you?
Freddy: That's a different story
Yaoislave: Wait how is that I d-
Freddy: END OF DISCUSSION!!
Chucky: Hmmmm sounds interesting but Nah..
Pinhead:..I don't need their help I already have my Cenobites
Ghostface: That sounds Like FUN! We should do that guys!!*smiles*
Death Battle - Dr Doom vs Darth VaderDeath Battle - Dr Doom vs Darth Vader9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
(Author's note: This was written on October 2014, well before ScrewAttack's official version. As such, any decisions made from that battle will differ in regards to this one as there was no collaboration between the creation of the two battles. In any case, I think anyone for reading this and thank you all for your on-going support to keep making badass fights.
Johnny Zealous: "Well, we're back folks!"
Lucas Zaboot: "Yes, we had one, uh, rather unforeseen issues with a previous battle that resulted in apologies, footage destruction and…particular backdoor bribes…"
Johnny Zealous: (pats his back) "You didn't need to do all that with the gamblers to win back their favor…"
Lucas Zaboot: "We're lucky enough to have finally gotten this battle completed..."
Johnny Zealous: "Yes....yes we are..."
Lucas Zaboot: "Hey, where's the other guy? The guy who gave us all that information on Dr. Doom, where'd he go?"
AlphaBeta: (sitting back on a porch,
HISHE VILLAIN PUB (FAN WRITTEN SKIT SCRIPT)The Villain Pub “To the Real Villains”HISHE VILLAIN PUB (FAN WRITTEN SKIT SCRIPT)9 months ago in Comedy More Like This
(Open on Loki, Voldemort and The Joker sitting in said order from left to right at the pub's bar counter. Voldemort is in the middle of talking about the most villainous acts he committed during his life, Loki is sitting, tapping his fingers in annoyance, and Joker is just sitting listening, taking periodic swigs from his mug.)
Voldemort in mid sentence: ...and then there was the time I straight up killed an innocent wand maker, just for not having the Elder Wand. (chuckles) Can you imagine how evil someone would have to be to-?
Loki interrupts Voldemort with an annoyed sigh : Yawn!
Voldemort: Hey, what gives? Can't an dead Dark Wizard tell a story about his evilness around here?
Loki: Well, maybe if you didn't do it every fifteen seconds of your after life, or ranted on about something fresh for a change, I'd be more interested. Besides, you were ultimately killed in a fi
Chucky and Tiffany: The Arguement"YOU SON OF A BITCH" screeched a totally pissed off Tiffany Ray. She glared down at her husband wild with anger. If she was a cartoon, she would look like this: Beat red face, big red eyes glaring out of anger, and a crazy Bride of Frankenstien hair look.Chucky and Tiffany: The Arguement3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Don't you fucking start this with me, Tiff! Not tonight" bellowed non other than the notorious killer doll himself, Chucky. He also was angered at his wife Tiffany. 'That bitch.' He thought. 'She thinks she can control my life. Well see bout that.'
"You promised me Chucky! You promised me and our child that you weren't gonna do this shit anymore!" Tiffany cried.
"No. YOU promised! If you don't wanna kill anymore that's fine but don't you look down your nose at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer... I'm proud of it! It is NOT an addiction, it's a CHOICE. And just try to stop me Tiff! Oh wait.. You CAN'T! Because I'm fucking infamous. I'm one of the worlds most notorious slashers in history and I'm never gonna give that up. I AM CHUCKY
YourFavoriteMartian: Behind The PictureYourFavoriteMartian: Behind The Picture3 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Story Behind the Picture
~ Benatar ~
The next few minutes were just horrifying. I'm not sure if I am falling to my death or I am still falling for that matter. But I think I am starting to see a light beneath me. A dim, eerie green-blue light. The next thing I know, it starts to grow and I feel myself slam against something cold and hard. I prop myself up and feel a gritty texture beneath me. I guessed it must be a stone floor and I hauled myself to my feet. Its a wonder I survived a fall like that. Now to see what this green light is....
~ Axel ~
I have no idea how long I've been searching nor how far I've gone from the house. The rain is just pounding against my skin and I am soaked from head to toe. If we don't find Benatar and I catch a cold, there will be hell to pay.
~ Benatar ~
The green light seems to be coming from this large room. On the sides of it are two short stone walls with three braziers lined up on each side. Behind them i
Ask a Slasher 2Me: Hi, kids!!!!Ask a Slasher 24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Me: Oh, you know what i mean!!!!
Me: Anyway..... We have lots of questions! Here's the 1st!:
Freddy: Please read BN and tell me what you think? :3
Jason: Can i hug you?
Freddy: She already made me read it!
Me: I did!
Freddy: It was good.... And, scaringly accurate!
Jason: YES! You can!
I have some...
4 Glen:Why don't u wanna be a killer?
4 Michael:What would you say if I told you 'I love you'?
4 Pinhead:To me your ok looking...(I know its not a question....but)
4 All:When I was 8 I killed over 25 people..(I know ts not a question..but)
4 All(again):May I join?
Glen: Violence is bad!
Leatherface: Chucky, we all got the message!
Chucky: Except for Glen!
Me: Pft! Next
operacion veranoInsertar intro de KNDoperacion verano3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
TRANSMITIENDO MISION PARA KND: LOS CHICOS DEL BARRIO/PHINEAS Y FERB
Capitulo I: "Un nuevo comienzo"
"Las leyendas no nacen sino se hacen" -decían nuestros antepasados- la verdad tenían mucha razón ya que para que nazca una leyenda debe terminar una historia y comenzar una nueva. Este era el caso que estamos presenciando en estos momentos: La despedida de #1
Después de que el sector V derroto a Padre transformado en un dragón, consiguiendo su pipa y dando la última pelea a los Encantadores Niños de la Otra Cuadra en el rally, uno de los científicos se llevó a #1 a un lugar que parecía ser el "Gran cañón", murallas de piedra estaban de lado a lado y el piso era tierra, la noche estaba ya cayend
Ask the Slashers 7Haven: Hullo and welcome to another wonderful show of Ask the Slashers! I know we haven't had a show in a long time, but this one will make up for the lost time!Ask the Slashers 73 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: Or it will suck and you will be hated
Haven: -death glare-
Freddy: I mean This will be an amazing show everybody! Keep reading!
Haven: Good. That's what I thought you said. Now! First question!
Wait a minute! If Freddy's here, does that mean someone pulled him out of their dream or. . . are we all asleep?
Freddy ~ I need you to kill my socials teacher in the slowest and painfullest manner possible. But be aware that she claims to sleep only three hours a day every day. Are you up for the challenge?
Haven: I can answer your first question. I pulled him out of my dream. Actually, I made all of the slashers real. If I hadn't then they would have remained stories, and fiction. Just small nightmares. Nothing special. But I made it possible for them to breathe and live.
DrunkFreddy: *sitting on couch, flipping through TV* Ugh...so bored... WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYTHING TO DO AROUND HE-?!Drunk4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Me: *falls down steps* WEEEEEEE!!!!
Freddy: Oo...You alright there kid?
Me: *giggles* I LIKE KITTY CATS!
Amanda: *falls down stairs after me* THIS IS SOOO FUNNNN!!!
Me: IKR?!? *gets up and falls back down*
Freddy:..okay you two are acting weirder than normal, what's going on?
Me: Re..remember that...umm... BEER!
Amanda: I LIKE THE BOTTLE THAT HAD THAT THING IN IT!
Me:...I SEE A FLYING TURTLE, RIGHT THERE ON THE CEILING!!
Amanda: OO OMG NOOOO!!!! *grabs me and uses me as a human shield*
Freddy:...there's nothing there...
Me: YOU NEED TO STOP HIDE...HIDING ALL DAT ALCOHOL FROM US!...YEAH!
Freddy: Oo...wait...you two are DRUNK?
Amanda: AND YOU'RE SEXY!!
Me: I SECOND THAT NOTION!
Freddy: Oo...Jack Daniels I love you.
Me: IM GONNA SING A SONG NOW!!
Amanda: *hands me hairbrush* SING IT GIRL!
Me: A B C D E K RRRRRR!!!!
Ask the Slashers 4Haven: Hullo, and welcome to the fourth show of Ask the Slashers!!Ask the Slashers 44 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: You actually have a good amount of questions tonight
Haven: I do. I have -counts questions- Actually I only have 2 questions, but they are interesting.
Jason: Do I have a question?
Haven: Sort of Well, this isn't just a question but this has some comments as well,
Freddy: You can totally kill the peeps at mah school!!!! I hatez themz so much!!!!!! And I'll help/kill for you!!!!
Michael: Wait! No, not that!!!!!!!! That time I gave you $20 for a knife sharpener!!! You freakin pervert!!!!!!
Pinhead: I hate you even more, bicth!!!! Go back to Britishland!!!!!
Ghostface: Yes, I will be you BFF!!! And why the park? Give me your # so I can txt you all day & night!!!!!
Jason: WHAT?! That question was so easy! And you're, like, 40, right?!
Anyway........ BYEZ!!!! I lovez youz all!!!!!!!!!
I want mah $20 Mikey!!!!!!!
Freddy: Sure, I'll kill them. Just send me some names and
BaseballMe: *Grabs a bat & some baseballs* Come'on peoples!!!! We're gonna be late!!!!Baseball4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Jamie & Michael walk downstairs*
Freddy: *Walks up behind me* Where are you goin that you look so sexy?
Me: The park.
Jamie: To play baseball!!!!
Michael: It was THEIR idea...
Freddy: I didn't know you play baseball?!
Me: What?! You've been in my closet a few times now! I know you saw this uniform! What did you think it was for?!
Freddy: *Blushes* Um.... not baseball...
Me: You're a perv Freddy.
Freddy: Thank you.
Jason: *Walks in room* You look cute, Em.
Me: Thank you, Jase. See?! Why can't you ever say I look cute Freddy?!
Freddy: Cause you're sexy!
Michael: Can we please go?!
Jamie: YEAH!!! I'm gonna beat Uncle Michael at baseball!!!
Michael: Yeah, sure, whatever?.
Me: OK, let's go. Are you comin, Freddy?
Freddy: Really?! I can?!
Freddy: ALRIGHT!!!!! *Runs out of the door*
Me: He's such at pervert!!!
Michael: You do realize you had a bat in your hand the whole time he was infro