Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
The Mane Six vs The Deadly Six - PrologueThe Mane Six vs The Deadly Six - Prologue10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
It was a typical normal day in Ponyville, everypony is working, having fun & even making silly parties...like Pinkie Pie.
See, Pinkie is a pleasant mare...however, she sometimes takes her Element of Laughter...UNSANITARY...
"...Pinkie! for goodness sakes!"
Standing next to the crazed pink pony was none other then Twilight Sparkle...a faithful student to Princess Celestia & also the bearer of the Element of Magic.
"Aw but Twi! i haven't thrown a party all DAY!..."
"I'm SORRY Pinkie..but i just received a letter from Princess Celestia, she requests our presence in Canterlot!"
& Twilight was right...Spike coughed up a letter, handwritten by the Princess that she summons the Mane Six to her castle.
"...Oh right sorry..."
TF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: SpyTF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: Spy1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
You got blood on my suit.
Thank you for being such a ‘dear friend’.
Sorry to ‘pop-in’ unannounced.
All in a day’s work.
This will be the last time you see me.
Was there ever any doubt?
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I’ll finish you quickly.
May I make a suggestion? Run.
With that out of the way, I can focus on my own plans...
The outcome was never really in doubt.
You have done well, *Partner Name*. My appreciations, amigo.
Well *Partner Name*, the moment has passed, back to work!
*Partner Name*, if you really want to know the reason behind this interesting situation, follow me. Otherwise, you never saw me.
Slap my hand, *Partner Name*. Come on, slap it now! Leave me hanging and you will regret it.
(Super Finish) Oh dear, I’ve made quite a mess.
(Super Finish) It seems Lady Luck dealt you a bad hand, and I will deal you an even worse back.
(Partnered with Mercenary) Have you realised yet that we are still just pawns in someone’s game
pnf : Amigos Inseparables... p23phineas cojio con cuidado a isabella y la puso en la silla de ruedaspnf : Amigos Inseparables... p232 years ago in Profiles More Like This
al llegar a la cafeteria,phineas pidio dos chocolates calientes y de pronto a phineas se le vino un recuerdo del pasado que debia hablarlo urgentemente,no decidio esperad
phineas: izy,esta rico el choco?
isabella: mmm....,esta buenisimo,te calienta el cuerpo bastante....
phineas: si...jaja...,em,isa,te quiero consultar una cosa del pasado que no pense preguntartelo aqui...pero debi decirlo,puedo?
isabella: claro!,que es?
phineas: isa,recuerdas cundo estabamos en el insti y asap...bueno....,"traga saliva" te hizo...eso,al acabar casi todo....,tu me dijiste que querias hacerlo por primera vez conmigo....,la verdad,me sorprendio......mucho y no se que debia decir en esos momentos asi que...
isabella: "o///o" bueno,que quieres decir...con esto?
phineas: a lo que quiero llegar se...de verdad querias decir eso? si no te molesta!
isabella: SI! queria decirlo,pasa...pasa algo?,la verdad no quiero hablar de eso....fue...como u
Heart and Hooves dayWhen Pinkie woke up in the morning, it was 5:00 AM. She always got up early so, she can see Celestia's sun rise up in the sky.Heart and Hooves day11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
It was Heart and Hooves day, a day where mares and colts love each other on that day. But, Pinkie didn't have a love or somepony she COULD love. At 5:50 AM , she saw the sun rise in the Everfree Forest. "I always love the sunrise, it is so,so,pretty." Pinkie said. Pinkie went back to bed and went to sleep so, she can have energy to keep her hyper-like self. It was 7:00 Am when she woke up again, Pinkie thought she would go prank Dashie or, she would help somepony in need. There was a scream of help in Ponyville! It was Dashie's scream of help! She ran outside and saw Tank, Dashie's pet turtle about to be dropped off the cliff! It was Gilda again in Ponyville! I tackled Gilda and got Tank from her claws and ran over to Dashie, witch, she was crying. I taped her shoulder and she looked up at me and saw Tank. "Thank you so much Pinki
PMXMMS Character AuditionPMXMMS Character Audition2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Pacman (Lead Character)
Chin-kee (Lead Character)
Dinana (Lead Character)
Tannado (Lead Character)
Mr. Red (Debut)
Mr. Yellow (Debut)
Mrs. Green (Debut)
Mr. Blue (Debut)
Mr. Crispy (Debut)
Little Miss Pink (Debut)
Little Miss Turquoise (Lead Character) (Debut)
From Beginning to EndIn the great village of Konohagakure, eight robot monkeys decided to relax in their own specialised room. They are talking about the incident twelve years earlier.From Beginning to End2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"I'm not sure we can trust him, Antauri."
"Regardless, Mandarin, it is not our place to judge. We are here only to serve. Our master trusts the boy. The incident twelve years prior was not his fault, and it is unfair to blame him for it."
"He has an ancient tailed beast sealed inside him!"
"That is not his fault, either. His parents made the choice to seal the beast in his body."
It was at this point Chiro walked up to the two. "Well, I like him. I think he's cool."
Mandarin shrieked. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"
Antauri covered his mouth so Mandarin wouldn't see him laugh. "Mandarin, is it not the point of a ninja to be stealthy?"
Mandarin just crossed his arms. "Shut up."
Antauri shook his head. "Did you wish to join us, Chiro?"
Chiro nodded. "Yeah, I saw you guys talking and thought I'd join."
"This is a private conv
chucky returns: 1 chapter 1:chucky returns: 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
glen and glenda always were very found of thier mother's company despite
the fact the glenda miss behaved at times. but,as Tiffany became more parenting
without murderous conflict, she had relized she had also missed those days. like
when chucky would hold her and say he loved her after a murder or when he cuddled
her at night from nightmares about his abusive childhood. but, then she had to think
about the bad times like when they fought each other about stupid shit or tried to
kill one another. but, deep inside she had really missed his company, and really no
one could replace the love she had for chucky. tiffany then snapped outta her trance
when she had realized the food she was cooking was burning now!
tiffany: OH SHIT!!
glenda: nice going mom! you burnt the fucking food, again!
tiffany then flipped the oven off and put the pan in the sink, with a sigh she turned to her children.
tiffany: i'm sorry...i-i sorta sleepy for a min. i'll just have to take y
chucky returns: 6 chapter 6:chucky returns: 63 years ago in Settings More Like This
chucky: i'll think about it, not let's get going!!
von then picked up chucky and opened the door. with a heaving sigh he carried chucky to the apartment exit.
mean while at the tilly's house.
glen: mum!!! glenda's bugging my again!!!
glenda: are not! i just wanted to play docter with glen!!
glenda then took glen's favorite teddy bear and pulled
her father's old knife out and said: "we now begin the
sergery!!!", she said with a laugh. then sliced into the
bears body. glen horrorfid by the sight screamed: "MUM!!
GLENDA'S KILLING MR.TED TEDDY!!", he said with a
shrilling scream. glenda had a huge evil grin spread
across her face when she said: "oh no! mr. ted teddy died
through sergery!!! AHAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!", the laugh she had
always sent chills down glen's back! just then thier
tiffany: glenda...why do you have to terrorize your brother?
glenda: cause it's funny!! hehee!
tiffany: go to your room, and stop bugging glen please?
After the seed of chuckyChapter 11 The fourth monthAfter the seed of chucky2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Four months had passed and so far Tiffany's pregnancy was going good. "Tiff the doctor just called he said you need to have a checkup" Chucky grabbed the keys and they got in the car and drove to the doctors office. The doctor put the gell on Tiffany's tummy and looked for the baby. "The baby is looking fine" Chucky smiled at Tiffany. "Oh Chucky the baby is doing great". "I know it's great" they got the gell off Tiffany's stomach and the couple went home when they got home Glen was on the couch watching TV. "How did the doctor's office go" Tiffany and Chucky sat on the couch next to him "It went good sweetie
the baby is doing just fine" Glen smiled "Well if you guys need me I'm going outside". "Ok son" Glen went outside to play "So honey what do you want to do" Chucky thought for a while then he looked at Tiffany. Chucky winked at her Tiffany got on top of him and they started making out. They made out for a while until Glen came back in they didn't see him
chucky returns: 3 chapter 3:chucky returns: 33 years ago in Settings More Like This
von then began to recite the ancinte chant. "ade due we demballa, GIVE ME THE POWER
I BEG OF YOU!!" just as he had said the first paragraph a storm started to brew up
in the sky. von conitued the chant and as he finnaly chanted out the last word
feeling power ful he heard and then saw a huge blue lightning blot flsh in the sky.
he screamed: "AWAKE!!" and then hoped for the doll to arise and be full of life
again, but nothing happened......YET!
mean while at the tilly's house.
tiffany: where the hell did this freak storm come from?!
glen: i dunno, the telli said it was supposed to be sunny all day?
glenda: AWESOME!! a huge blue lighting blot just flashed outta the sky!!
glen: no, not awesome!! scary!! the power might go out then!!
glenda: sweet! then you can piss your self in the dark!!
glenda: what? he's gonna!
just the tiffany realized that this was no orderanry storm....it was created by
voodoo magic, and only one person she knew co
chucky returns: 4 chapter 4:chucky returns: 43 years ago in Settings More Like This
mean while at the goth's place.
shadow: it didn't work! i knew that doll was a fake!!
von just kept shaking his head, "i can't believe it!! it's just a stupid story so the comany could die away i guess.
shadow: now your talkin sence man! c'mon let's get some food and play some video games for the heck of this myth!! then destory the doll later for fun!
von didn't replie and both went into the kitchen for some snacks. as soon as they
returned and sat down with thier comfy food, shadow happen to notice the doll was no
where in sight ans the symbal was messed up.
shadow: ok man, nice prank, now where the doll?
von then looked at what his friend was talking about.
von: i didn't touch it at all! i was with you the whole time!!
then before any more words could come out of thier mouths they heard something running and rammering in the kitchen.
shadow: dude this isn't funny!! cut the shit!! i know you have somthing to do with this!!" shadow yelled at von w
chucky returns: 13 chapter 13:chucky returns: 133 years ago in Settings More Like This
von: *turns t.v. on*
tiffany: who was that at the door?
von: just one of chucky's friends i suppose.
tiffany: how do you know? he could have been lieing!
von: yeah, but he seemed to know chucky's real name?
tiffany: what ever you say von.....von?
von: yes? *tiredly*
tiffany: sweet face you look tired, didn't you get sleep?
von:....no, not really....* looks at her like, "w-t-f?! i'm in a new surrounding with new noise's...like your's and lovie chucky, and there's super natruraly possed dolls that kill living in the house, what do you think?!", but shut up cause he thought she was really to sweet to talk to like that*
tiffany: ok then, but if you do get tired later you can sleep or even right now.
von: nah, i need to protect you for your lover boy while he's away!
tiffany: ok...how much did chucky pay you?
von: nothing, i offered out of the darkest pits of my lifly heart.
tiffany: ok,ok...but still, get some sleep today? please deary, cause you looked
chucky returns: 11 chapter 11:chucky returns: 113 years ago in Settings More Like This
mean while at the police station:
pete: mike! i found the suspects for the prints!!
mike:* grabs the paper and reads aloud* vontred raventim...what the fuck kind of name is that? any way, and....IT CAN'T BE HIM! HE'S BEEN DEAD SINCE, 1988!!
pete: i know, mike...i was very hard for us to believ as well, but we tried twice and his name just kept coming up no matter what!
mike: but, charles lee ray has been dead for years and is gone! he can't come back! sure people used his story to become famous, but his dead! no way in hell is he up and walking around! no even as a zombie or skelinton!!
pete: i-i know it's hard to believe....
mike: i need to find the kid and question him! give me a report on him and the last person in contact with the "killer good guy story"! or at least a person imatating the strangler! now! ASAP!
pete: i already did it for you, he HAD a girl friend...but, aperently comit sucide from lost love. and then thier's jennifer tilly the ac
After the seed of chuckyChapter 16 the baby is hereAfter the seed of chucky2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Tiffany woke up with a horrible pain in her stomach she cried out in pain. Chucky woke up "Tiffany .TIFFANY WHATS WRONG" she was in too much pain she could barely speak "IM GOING INTO LABOR M-MY WATER BROKE" Chucky panicked he picked Tiffany up and put her in the car. He ran back in the house and picked up Glen and put him in the car. Chucky speeded to the hospital "GET IT OUT GET HER OUTTT" The doctors hear her screaming and get a wheel chair Chucky putted Tiffany in the wheel chair and the doctor's immediately brought her to a room. Tiffany is still crying in pain "GET HER OUT THIS IS HURTING SO MUCH GET HER OUTTTT NOWWWW" she grabbed Chucky's hand "Just squeeze my hand baby" Tiffany cried out in pain. "Push" Tiffany cries out in even more pain. "OWWW GET HER OUT NOW" tears are streaming down her cheeks Glen takes her other hand. "Push" she cried out in more pain " OWWWWWW CHUCKYYYYYY OWWWWW" there is nothing Chucky can do all he can do is
Climber doesn't feel usefulClimber: Wah hah...I'm a failure...a total failure!! Wah...haahh...Climber doesn't feel useful3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mizuno: Climber? What's wrong?
Climber: Mizuno, I can't perform a lot of duties. I was suppose to be useful.
Mizuno: But your fine! You perform tasks just fine!
Climber: Some one important to me is gone. Her name is...
Climber: *voice softens* ...Clarice...
Mizuno: ...What? I didn't understand you.
Climber: *annoyed* Clarice.
Climber: *more annoyed* CLARICE!!
Climber: FORGET IT!!! FERRIS WHEEL! >:C
Mizuno: ...I'm sorry...
Climber: SHUT UP.
Karl: Come now! All of us are perfect!
Climber: Said the statue who hit a person who could live forever with a big metal thingy and didn't know that they could live forever.
*flashback of Karl hitting Rellik with a boiler*
Mizuno: Too far, man!
Karl: That's the last time I ever try to help a coward!
Mizuno: That's mean!
Climber: Your a freaking boulder!
Mizuno: That's really mean!
*Karl and Climber start arguing*
Mizuno: *through Karl and
After the seed of chuckyChapter 15 eighth monthAfter the seed of chucky2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Tiffany woke up and woke up Chucky because she is "What" Tiffany keeps crying. Chucky's eyes pop open "Baby what wrong" Tiffany tries to stop crying "I had a horrible dream t-that you died and Andy killed you" she continues to cry. Chucky holds her tight to him "Baby no crying that's never going to happen I promise" he kissed her softly. "Baby you're my Barbie doll" Tiffany stopped crying looked up at him and smiled "You're my sweet face" she kissed him and he wiped away her tears. "I love you Tiff" she kisses him again "I love you to Chucky". "We should go buy some new clothes for you know after I go into labor I don't feel like always wearing the same color" Chucky nodded his head "I agree" Tiffany walked into Glens room and woke him up "C'mon baby boy we are going to get new clothes" Glens eyes went from closed to wide open. They drove to the store Chucky picked out a black shirt and blue jeans Glen picked out a purple shirt with blue and Tiffany picked out a
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in smarts. She trusted me more than anyone yet I don't hang out with her. I love her but she is just annoying at times.
Sophie came down about a minute after I was waiting in the hall with mom and dad.
"Okay, I'll be back." Mom kissed Dad and we were headed out the door. "Jr, since you're bigger, you can ride in the front." She smiled at me as I jumped with
Tales of Old"I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales," Wakkwise Warner wondered as he plodded along behind Caldo Coyote. Caldo took a glance back at his friend and slowed his pace so he could talk.Tales of Old11 months ago in Settings More Like This
"Whaddya mean?" he asked.
"I wonder if toons'll ever say, 'Tell us the story about Caldo and the Ring." And then they'll say, "'Oh, faboo, that's my favorite story'," Wakkwise mused. "Then the kids would say, 'Caldo was the bravest and finest of all the coyotes, wasn't he dad?' and then the dad would say, 'Yes, the bravest finest of all coyotes no doubt about it.' And that means a lot.'"
Caldo blushed slightly. The bravest and finest of all coyotes, no doubt about it. He ran the phrase over in his head a few times before turning his attention back to Wakkwise. "You left our one of the most important characters," Caldo began. Wakkwise tilted his head, "Who else? I mean, if you're talking about Perry and Larry they're impo---" Caldo cut him off, "Wakkwise the Brave."
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
Phineas and Ferb - los ninos no muerenPhineas and Ferb - los ninos no mueren2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Los niños no mueren.
Antes que nada les diré que ninguno de los personajes de "Phineas y Ferb" son míos, son propiedad de Dan Povenmire y Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
(que que si nos les gusta la historia culpen a mi media hermana malvada, y si les gusta la idea si fue mía XD)
Este pequeño fic se me ocurrió mientras escuchaba "los niños no mueren" de Florencia Bertotti (cabe destacar que no me gusta mucho ella pero me encantaron algunas letras) y si no saben cual canción es escuchen: los niños no mueren mientras leen el fic.
Era un día tormentoso en Danville, el cielo parecía tan triste que hasta daba ganas de llorar. Desde el día que un cruel giro del destino apago la luminosa sonrisa que daba vida a la residencia Flynn-Fletcher. Ya había pasado un mes desde el trágico accidente, el que le costo la vida a Phineas Flynn. C
DespertarDespertar2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Era un hermoso día en Danville. Los pájaros cantaban, las mariposas volaban y todo parecía estar en paz. Cielo azul, aunque en los alrededores de la ciudad había bastantes nubes…acababa o iniciaría una tormenta.
Pero “parecía”, claro. Como gotica, no suelo ver la belleza de un día como este. Ni uno más bello lo identificaría como tal, bello. Aunque ahora ni siquiera las palabras “bonito” o “bueno” podían describirlo. Sinceramente para mí no era nada de eso en aquel momento. Oficialmente era el peor día de mi vida. El peor de todos, superando cualquier otro momento horrible como…mejor no lo diré.
Acababa de cortar con mi novio, ahora ex-novio, Monty Monograma.
Sinceramente nunca nos llevamos del todo “bien”. Les explicare con más detalle.
Verán, Monty y yo nos conocimos de mera casualidad hace ya algunos años, cuantos en realidad no estoy segura, pero aproximo unos 4 o 5 años.
A pesar de que nuestros padres fueran parte d
LU Character Profile: Tech E. CoyoteName: Tech E. CoyoteLU Character Profile: Tech E. Coyote2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Real name: Techno Elijah Coyote
Race of species: Coyote
Eye color: Yellow and light green (natural), Light green (when in uniform)
Fur color: Chocolate brown and caramel tan
Powers: Telec-magnetism and Regeneration
Ancestor: Wile E. Coyote (and possibly Calamity Coyote)
Uniform color: Light green and black
Growing up as a middle child of fifteen siblings, Tech was most accident-prone of the pups.
Going through life with casts in his arms, bruises, allergies (mostly toward Macadamia nuts), metal plates on his legs,and a neck brace, yet Tech still is healthy as horse.
But no matter how sick or injured Tech gets, the two things that never failed on him are his mind and endless possibilities of creating things with it.
From fixing broken toys, TVs, game consoles, to computers; Tech was a gifted little pup of the Coyote family.
At age 18, Tech was offered to join the Acme Tech Institute, and even volunteered to help