-ma vie, the ruse: part 3--ma vie, the ruse: part 3-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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"So you're back," Cecil welcomed Robert home. "So proud of you, big brother."
"And you may imagine the..." -- Bob shuddered lightly -- "...'warm, fuzzy feeling' I got hearing you say that." His
voice was icy with sarcasm, as usual, but more tired than always. "How sweet. Think I need a root canal."
Cecil just stared at him with an air of boredom. "Ah, hush up." He then looked away from Bob, and cocked his head
to one side.
"I see you've brought company..."
"What...?" The expression on Bob's face turned to one of puzzlement, then to concern, and once he looked behind
him, to annoyance; for Katherine stood there casually.
"Ta-dah." she simply stated.
"You followed me?!" Bob inquired rather loudly, his hands almost automatically landing on his hips in annoyance.
It was throughout that evening that Bob an
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
-ma vie, the ruse: part 2--ma vie, the ruse: part 2-4 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Cecil Terwilliger, formerly of cell block 4, Springfield Penitentiary, was pleased to say he was not insane,
thank you very much. His life was (most of the time) perfectly normal. He had never tried to run for mayor on a
corrupted agenda. He had never married someone just to murder them, and he had never held the city ransom
with a nuclear weapon. No sir! Cecil was just about the nicest, most pleasant guy you'd ever want to meet.
It was his brother that was weird.
The red-haired Terwilliger sibling stooped down at their front door and retrieved the envelopes. As he
shuffled through the mail, he predicted that within them were bills, begs for subscriptions to trivial publications
about theories about a musician's surgically-enhanced nose, which rat-faced boy-band dropout would become the
next bubblegum pop sensation, or who Selma Bouvier was dating this week. His expressive onyx eyes blinked in
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Elena: A FNaF Fanfic Part 5I arrived for my shift just before midnight, and I crossed paths with the night guard whose shift was just ending. He didn’t really want to chat, only telling me that something was wrong with some of the animatronics. When I asked him what was wrong, he remained silent and left rather abruptly. He wasn’t going to come back tomorrow night, I could tell.Elena: A FNaF Fanfic Part 51 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
The first thing I saw when I walked in was Chica pressing her face against the window, smiling at me. “You came back!” she exclaimed cheerfully, proceeding to hug me once again. “I was so excited that you were coming back, I couldn’t keep still! I kept running back to the office to see if you had arrived, but when I tried to talk to the guard, he slammed the door in my face.” Yep, that guy was definitely not coming back again.
I had just entered the office when I heard someone knocking loudly on one of the closed security doors; the previous guard must have put them down. I flicked on the door li
The Simpsons: Bobfather, Chapter 1Maggie stared across the room at the golden idol. She put her hands on her hips. The journey had not been easy, but now, being so close to her goal made all the trouble worth it. Her partner stepped forward.The Simpsons: Bobfather, Chapter 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Let us hurry, there is nothing to fear here”, he said with a greedy smile.
Before he could complete his first step, Maggie stopped him; she slammed him to the wall, “that’s what scares me…” she exhaled.
Maggie took a deep breath, a mix of stale temple air combined with cool air that wafted through the drafty ceiling now and then. Bending down to examine the floor, Maggie tipped her fedora back as she looked over the various booby-trapped tiles that stood before herself and her prize.
“Stay here”, she instructed the man.
“If you insist, senorita”, her partner smiled and let Maggie pass by.
Maggie calculated each step. It seemed like an eternity between each foot fall. Carefully she made her way across the floor. One, two,
Down a Slippery SlopeStory: Down a Slippery SlopeDown a Slippery Slope6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
It was a disagreeable place, Krusty studios, albeit hidden behind the front of cheerful buffoonery; the sort of thing he had grown up with, he and his brother watching the Krusty the Clown show in front of the television. However, the backstage was an entirely different matter and it had never occurred to him how very ugly the childrens entertainment business could be until that unfortunate pie-in-the-face-take.
It had seemed innocent enough at the time, and the job offer that followed was cheerfully declined. Since then, he had rejected the same offer an innumerable amount of times, through the various phone calls that he had received from the clown. They varied from simple requests, to begging, to bribes, to threats, and sometimes all of these were in the same phone call. Was it truly so difficult for Krusty to take no for an answer? For him to understand that he, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, already
Blue HalosSideshow Bob/Bart slash here!! This is only the first chapter, so it's pretty crappy, but it gets better as it goes on.Blue Halos8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: Set after Day Of The Jackanapes, told in Bob's POV. Bob realises just how much he may have hurt Bart
In this chapter, Bob is basically just musing things over and talking with Krusty. It will get better as it goes on I swear. Or, at least, I hope!
So, here I was. I had hypnotized Bart to kill Krusty, as usual the plan failed, I had been sentenced to death and managed to weasel out of it, and now here I am face to face with Krusty once more. I was outside the studio, taking a walk from the flat I had rented, forming a new plan to kill Bart. I walked past the building, so caught up in my thoughts I barely recognized it, but then I saw Krusty leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette.
He saw me as I saw him, and we both stared for a moment. It was strangley good to see him. After our last little get together, despite my trying to ki
lust partnerI want to dig my teeth into your skinlust partner11 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I want to make you squirm in painful delight
I want you to overpower me and prove false anger onto my body
I want you to enjoy this unnatural sin.
I want to close my eyes and be surprised by the scratches left on my skin
I want to scream in pain and ecstasy
I long for your painful touch
I long for your bruising lips.
I long for the fleeting heart
known only from pain and submission
I long for the curling back and toes and tongue
known only from complete overtaken.
a world of reds blacks blues yellows
blood bruises dirt tears and screams
a world only of lust
a world only of pleasure
a world of backward loves
a world of paining the one you love.
A world of doing that which is desirable to your lust partner
your love partner
doing that which is painful, because they love it.
Futurama - Love DrunkLove DrunkFuturama - Love Drunk5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I dunno what I did wrong," is the mantra Fry has chosen for the night, and it's beginning to wear Bender's patience thin. He rolls his optics as Fry slouches back on the sofa beside him, teetering this way and that before finding his center of gravity. He still isn't quite upright, but it's close enough, and so long as he isn't whining or moving anymore, Bender really can't bring himself to care.
He shrugs, figures maybe it's time to say something. Humans respond to verbal attention as well as physical, and even if smacking the redhead upside the head sounds horribly wonderful right now, he knows it's best to at least try and talk to him first. If that doesn't work, doesn't get him to stop repeating like a broken old world record, then he promises himself at least one good sucker punch to Fry's face.
"Maybe ya didn't do anything wrong," he says, watching curiously as Fry reaches for a new bottle of beer. His depth perception must be off, because he keeps missing, kee
An Ice Heart Melts With WarmthCh. 1An Ice Heart Melts With Warmth5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hello everyone! This is my first attempt at a Simpson story and I can only say I pray I get the character's personalities down. I know many people don't like the idea of Bob, an old guy, with Bart Simpson who's thought of as a young boy. Well, two things; one, he's sixteen in this story. And two what the hell are you doing reading this story if you don't like it? XD
My idea: At the age of sixteen, Bart Simpson is having a great life! He's got several girls falling at his feet and the boys looking up at him with awe. And a stalker! Oh wait that's not a good. The stalker, of course, being Sideshow Bob watches him through high school. One day near Christmas, Springfield High School goes on a skiing trip; Bob sneaks into the cabin Bart has. Who knew a simple act of Mother Nature would trap them, forcing them to help one another to survive?
The bell rang loud, echoing through the cool crisp air
Stage Fright: Chapter 8 (Bort)Chapter Eight: Making AmendsStage Fright: Chapter 8 (Bort)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
As weeks past and it was nearing Christmas, things with the house guests began to deteriorate even more. They were no longer in the honeymoon phase and neither Cosette nor Cassie had found a job yet, not that they were putting much effort into looking, mind you with the internet and World of Warcraft taking up much of their time. Cosette's black cat Tiki had constantly been fighting with the Simpson's cat Snowball, but had secretly had a litter of three solid black kittens under the bed, Snowball being the likely father of them considering they only fought when she wasn't in heat. Bart, Lisa and Maggie had quickly claimed one each, Bart's being a male which he'd named Chance. On the downside, Cosette's big black lab that they kept chained up outside wouldn't let anyone whatsoever out into the backyard except for it's owners.
Marge had already had her hands full keeping up the house before they came, but things seemed even harder on her now with Coset
An Oldest's Brother's ComfortThe land of Darkland very rarely saw rain, but when it did, it poured hard and for a very long time. This was no exception. The rain had begun around eleven o’clock pm, and, about an hour later, had escalated into a full-fledged storm, with lighting and thunder every five minutes, at least. In Koopa Kastle, the wind howled through the corridors, extinguishing the few lights that had been illuminating the stone walls and Bowser statues, forcing the castle into ever increasing darkness. Despite the cold, the dampness, and the noise, most of the servants were fast asleep, comfortable in their beds after an exhausting day of serving the royal family.An Oldest's Brother's Comfort2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The owner of this extravagant abode, King Bowser Koopa, was snoring away himself in his room, his rumbling almost as loud as the thunder outside. In fact, if you weren’t listening closely, it would be nearly impossible to tell the two apart.
Elsewhere in the castle, Bowser’s oldest son, Ludwig von Koopa, lay in his royal blue
Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 2Lisa's Choice Ch. 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
The warm day had turned into a cold night and Lisa was thankful for her forethought in bringing a coat. She wondered if her family had noticed she was gone, and if they even cared. In the end she decided it didn't matter, when Bart ran away everyone worried and rejoiced his return. This would be just like everything else, with her getting in even more trouble. Not to mention Bart might think she tattled on him and would be furious.
She shuddered and picked up her pace. The cool wind carried the scent of someone's dinner reminding her she hadn't eaten since lunch at school. Absently she wondered how long it would take her to starve to death. Probably too long. After walking for so long her feet started to ache, so she found a nearby park and sat down to rest.
Perhaps running away wasn't the smart
Spanking Exeripment: Kidd Chapter 2lright chapter 2. I do not own soul eater. This was inspired by Arkham-Insanity's picture, Spanking ExperiementSpanking Exeripment: Kidd Chapter 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Spanking Experiment Part two
Stein would admit when if came to smoking he was a hypocrite. It was the last thing he wanted any of his students doing. Sure he smoked that's true but he also was mad and smoking helped keep his sanity in tact. It was clear to Stein that Kid had more to drink the the bottle of whiskey, which was half empty. Stein wondered if he had been in the city the whole time. He also wondered how the sixteen year old shinigami had gotten a hold of the cigarettes much less the alcohol.
"Hey...Professsorrrr." Kid slurred. "What's ya doing out here?" While that answer his question how far gone Kid was. He took a large drag on the cigarette. He blew the smoke out with ease. "Needa light Prof." He said with trying to dig in his pocket with his liquor filled hand. "Now I can see why you have one of these on you at all times damn their good."
You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH1You, me and my Baby Fanfic CH13 years ago in Drama More Like This
The sunlight was balancing off the yellow paint of the school wall and was reflecting back into the atmosphere. The grass had that small flacks of water on them and dripped off as the blade of grass could not hold it no longer. A gentle breeze was slowly flowing, just enough to move the crisp brown autem leaves along the sidewalk. The wind picked up now and then and moved everything slightly. The wind was able to move a small soccer ball that had rolled away from its owner in a constant circle. It rolled back to its owner and tilted onto his leg. The owner was a young boy, Preston, he was actually a young snow globe, to be precise. A thin tear rolled down his cheek, onto his dusted, tattered soccer uniform. He made a small sniffle and rubbed his eye with is bruised arm. He was constantly looking down at the floor and slowly swinging his
Cast of 'The Simpsons' sings Let it GoBart: The snow glows white on the mountain, tonight,Cast of 'The Simpsons' sings Let it Go3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the king.
Homer: The wind is howling like this swirly storm, inside...
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried...
Marge: Don't let them in, don't let them see,
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know...
Well, now, they know!
Lisa: Let it go, let it go,
Can't hold it back, anymore.
Let it go, let it go,
Turn away, and slam the door!
Flanders: I don't care
What they're going to say.
Let the storm rage on...
The cold never bothered me, anyway.[Music]
Homer: I wish it did...
Mr. Burns: [Music]It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small...[Music]
Apu: [Music]And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me,
Hetalia: Zipper"...And so, I think we'll be able to rebuild Haiti's capital if we gather all of the duct tape in the world and..."Hetalia: Zipper5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Germany tapped his pencil on the table in front of him. He wasn't even listening to America as he rambled on, not that it made much of a difference. Seventy-five percent of the things that came out of that nation's mouth was nonsense, anyway. Kind of like a certain someone...
The German turned his head to the Italian seated next to him. Veneziano didn't look like he was paying much attention, either, focused more on the page full of doodles in front of him. Most of them were of plates of pasta, some of little blobs that somewhat resembled him, Japan, and Germany. He was humming a happy little tune as he did so.
Jeez, the least he could do is pretend to pay attention like the rest of us, Germany thought. He did a quick look over at Italy's attire. And why is he wearing a hoodie here, of all places?! This isn't casual Friday, dummkopf! And sit up straight! You loo
Consequences"Honey!"Consequences4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lisa Simpson turned, she'd just been feeding her cat Snowball II. Ned and his family had been looking after both Snowball II and Santa's Little Helper but Lisa always looked bestow extra attention on her cat. Ned was nice but he didn't know everything her little cat liked.
But now her mom was calling, so she knew she had to answer.
"Come here a moment," Marge Simpson called again, she was busy unpacking their holiday clothes.
"I'll give you more later, Snowy," Lisa cooed, giving the black cat one more stroke before rushing off to see what her mom wanted. Unlike Bart, her bratty big brother, she always tried to do what her parents told her, unless Homer told her something really silly.
Her father had been rather quiet during the holiday, which was odd as he was never quiet. Once he and Bart had managed to get out of those horrible treatments, they'd all had a great time out in the sun. Thinking about this gave Lisa a twinge of guilt, you could say it was all her fau
A Scene in the McDodd HomeIt's one of those moments that every parent dreads, explaining the facts of life to their child.A Scene in the McDodd Home8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It doesn't matter how great a parent you are, deep down we all secretly wish they could just learn about it from their friend on a bus ride home from a field trip. Then at least we wouldn't have to suffer their looks of confusion -or even horror - as we attempted to explain without looking directly at them.
Of course, this is all irrelevant for me...since I haven't actually had that particular talk with my kids yet.
Not that we haven't tried. No, a while back my wife got the idea of having "the talk" with our children, all of our children. Bad time to have ninety-seven kids.
I had had a pretty good day when she sprung it on me. I didn't lose a single document that had needed my signature, I didn't stumble onto or spill anything on anyone, and some of the girls and I had watched my favorite movie on TV after dinner.
I came into the bedroom ready for what I'd hoped was going to be a pl
At The Flower ShopBob x Bart slash. Drabble fic. Set during "Day of the Jackanapes". What REALLY went on "at the flower shop".At The Flower Shop6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After explaining his mission to the hypnotised Bart, Sideshow Bob rubbed his hands together. "Well, now that we have that out of the way.." He brushed his right hand through Bart's hair and knelt in front of him. "Bart, you won't remember any of this."
"I won't remember any of this."
Trembling slightly, he allowed his hand to rest on Bart's neck.
Your Blood is Mine BobXBartYour Blood is Mine.Your Blood is Mine BobXBart4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Two souls entwined by fate.
Similar in spirit,
blinded by hate.
A thirst for revenge unending.
your retribution pending.
Sins of the past,
never meant for it to last.
The precipice of reconciliation,
That you and I aren't so different you see,
but you will never know truly what you mean to me.
Yet this rage is forever seething.
A feeling indescribable.
A craving, undeniable.
It's almost intoxicating,
To see you shaking, watch you quaking.
Your pain, my exhilaration.
Your fear, my salvation.
from my depths arisen.
My own asylum.
My eternal prison.
An endless cycle,
of hate and indifference.
Of pleas unheard,
Never to be taken.
The devil's bidding,
A heart never relinquishing,
Of an unfinished task.
A murder never come to pass.
No use repenting.
Never sorry, never lamenting.
Now it's time to pay the price.
Cold, silver bl
50 Things Envy Would Never Do1. Marry a palm tree50 Things Envy Would Never Do7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Cut his hair
3. Call Pride Daddy
4. Jump around in public crying Humans rock!!!
5. Eat Gluttony
6. Call Wrath his son
7. Claim he is a spider plant, not a palm tree
8. Jump on Eds bed without a shirt singing Itsy Bitsy Spider
9. Dress up as a palm tree for Halloween
10. Say Eds his best friend
11. Hug Hoenheim
12. Call Dante Mommy
13. Hit Winry with a spatula
14. Confess his undying love to Lust
15. Fry Gluttony on a barbecue
16. Kidnap Als kitty and name him Squishy
17. Start screaming for no reason
18. Make up his own song and sell it on a CD
19. Enter in American Idol
20. Puke on Wraths bed
21. Act extremely happy and give cash to random people
22. Kill all the Homunculi
23. Go fishing with Roy Mustang
24. Become a doctor
25. Become a lifeguard
26. Buy his own paddle pool and go swimming in it everyday
27. Wear a dress
28. Watch Hannah Montanna over and over again
Hide and Seek (D a n d y x R e a d e r)*WHAT TAKES PLACE ON A TYPICAL BORING DAY ABOARD THE ALOHA OE*Hide and Seek (D a n d y x R e a d e r)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
The raven-haired male stared at you, confused. "What?" he asked again, annoyance filling his voice.
You smirked. Getting on Dandy's nerves was one of many things you did to pass the time aboard the Aloha Oe. "Heyyyyyy, Daaannnndddyyyy????" you questioned once more, dragging each word out.
He glared at you. "What?! What do you want, (y/n)?" he demanded.
"I'm bored," you whined.
"I can tell."
You sat in silence for a while, deep in thought. Finally you spoke. "We should play a game!"
Dandy raised an eyebrow. "What kind of game, baby?" he asked you, a devious smile playing on his lips.
You rolled your eyes. "Hide and seek, moron," you told him.
The lanky male sneered. "How old are you again?"
"Come on, <