A Cat's TailA Cat's Tail3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Once upon a time in Cambridge,
Within a small little village,
There lived a middle-aged man called Paul.
Who, though kind, was very gullible.
He believed everything he'd ever read
So, "his home was His home" people said.
Though praying was just a pastime,
It did not gross him a single dime.
Taxidermy earned him a living
And everyday felt like thanksgiving,
Stuffing animals via their rear end.
But, one could never comprehend
How much this pleasured Paul,
Cliché would say, "He was having a ball".
From floor to ceiling of every room
Stood something that once did move.
But those he was proud of the most,
Took prize place upon his bedpost.
Their glassy eyes would watch them sleep,
And into their dreams sometimes creep.
Paul would find this a great relief,
But to his wife it only brought grief.
Roxanne was his loving wife,
Who had vowed to love him all his life.
But the piety of the vouch
Lost, as men used her like a couch.
With a body upholstered for sex
That the males all fough
Yarn - StoryYarn - Story3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There it lies before me. Silently criticising me. Mocking me. Motionless. An orb. Large. Round. And very. Very. Blue.
This is not the first time I have come face to face with this foe. Nor will it be the last. Soon I shall annihilate him! And the safety of humanity will fall upon me. Tiddle's the superior!
Well what did you think I was going to say? Do you really think there are such things as super heroes? Don't be silly! Kittens however. We exist. Sadly not all of us have homes and we are forced to roam the streets, keeping those nasty rodents and their diseases at bay. Sadly, though, your human minds do not see us as the reliable cleaners we are, you see us on the streets and assume we are worthless or broken.
However, back to the orb. I'm not allowed to touch the orb. O
Spatial Distortion I loved Pokemon since I discovered it when I was a child. I never really had the chance to play any of the games back then, but sometimes people at school would bring their versions of red or blue to show everyone else. I even remember when I received my first Pokemon game, the Sapphire version, when I was just ten years old.Spatial Distortion4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Now sixteen years of age and able to go out and buy things with my own money, I was heading toward my town's game store to purchase the sequel to Diamond & Pearl: Pokemon Platinum. There was no guarantee it would be in stock, but I certainly had my hopes up. Shortly after I walked into the store, I saw a wall of DS games in the corner. I quickly walked over to see if Platinum was there or not, but my heart sank when I wasn't able to find a copy. Before I left, however, I figured it would be worth asking an employee if it's even sold here.
"Excuse me," I started, "do you have
Blood-Soaked InsanityPlease, won't you become one with me?Blood-Soaked Insanity2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Surely you would want to become one with Mother Russia.
You could live with me in a warm house,
Close to a large field of sunflowers.
How pretty that would be
Oh, you don't want to become one?
Somehow I'll convince you.
I could beat your head in and drag you back to my house
So then we could be together in a happy house.
HOW TO BECOME THE BEAUTIFUL AND RARE SANE APH FAN!If You clicked here you probably want to know how to be a SANE Hetalia Fan and probably compare a Pshyco crazed rabid weeaboo fan girl to a good(maybe even devoted) but still normal fan. I'm writing this because From what I hear there is a rare species going around called a sane Hetalia fan. RABID FAN GIRLS PLEASE DON'T SCARE THEM AWAY THEY ARE SO RARE! When I joined the hetalia fandom I expected better more normal fans but I guess not. So now that my very overly long rant opening is over let's get started,yes?HOW TO BECOME THE BEAUTIFUL AND RARE SANE APH FAN!2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
A Sane Hetalia Fan and tips on how to be one:
1. If Your a Sane fan...YOU WILL NOT FORCE YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES ON PEOPLE!
I thought it was it was common courtesy to under stand that we are all different. I guess most Hetalia Fans think they get an exception.No they don't. Don't force your USxUK Or GERxITA on people.I understand that there are some fans but it does not have to get out of hand.
2.If Your a Sane Fan...YOU UNDERSTAND WAR IS NOT AND NEVER EVER WILL BE "Kawaii Desu
Halloween is hereHalloween is hereHalloween is here2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The wind goes creeping up the stairs
Catching humans in their underwear
Skeletons walk about shaking their bones
Slipping into your closets when nobody's home
Black cats perching in your windows making you cough
As their yellow eyes blinking on and off
Pumpkins carrying switch blade knives
Carving scary faces into each other as they come alive
Witches making finger and eyeball stew
If you don't watch out they'll come after you
Ghost, Ghouls and Hog Goblins licking candy in their wrappers
While walking about like little campers
Zombies losing legs and arms while flagging down trains
As flies make maggots crawling through your brains
As dead men howl out and women scream
Giving you goose bumps in your dreams
Leaves turning colors for Halloween
As the old oak tree sways and leans
Morning dancing into the afternoon
As stars come out and hang up the moon
Scrapping shovels on grave stones
As grave robbers go stealing skulls and bones
Halloween is here and you're not alone
Society.Society is the cruelest of people.Society.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She praises those who are familiar with her sisters, wealth and fame.
But she puts down those who are close to her brothers, Shame and poverty.
She makes the brave and strong into the poor and lame with her silver tongue.
Her laugh hurts the souls of what she calls "Lower class." as she laughs with her favored "Upper class".
Her smile startles the lower class, they ask "Why must you look at me so?" And she sarcastically replies "No reason."
She is a tyrant in a easily manipulated world, who can only be stopped by her elders, war and death.
Autism meets MusicWhen I turned the age of three,Autism meets Music3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
My mother and family were shocked of what I came to be.
Doctors say that I am able to walk,
But with my Autism, I was not able to talk.
My mother does all that she could to help me succeed.
But at the state I was in, how was I ever to proceed?
When I feel that people think I'm strange,
I feel a lot safer on the stage.
Music was my friend and love,
So I treat it like a gentle Dove.
It has helped me to not be alone by myself.
It's much better then being, forever, a lonely book on a shelf.
Now that I am grown up and understand,
I would see people like me and give them a hand.
Vocal - Sugar RushTitle: Sugar RushVocal - Sugar Rush2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid
Info: "WHO THE HELL GAVE THEM SUGAR!?!" Rin and Len devour lots of sugar and decide to be 'bad guys'. How so? They kidnap the 'princess' (KAITO) and taunt the hero. (Gakupo) Crack fic, implied GakupoxKAITO. Humor
The Vocaloids were all about freedom. They were not ordered around and were free to do mostly as they pleased, they knew that if they made a mess they had to clean, rarley fights broke out, okay thats a lie, but they knew not to take it too far. There was plenty of food, toys, movies, books, whatever they wanted. It was almost akin to heaven. There was just one rule, an unwritten one understood by all the Vocaloids in the household. And that rule was never, under any circumstances, give Kagamine Rin & Len sugar. And that rule was upheld, until today.
It was the day after Halloween that it happened, for you see even though Rin & Len were denied candy they were still allowed to g
RamblingsRamblings4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Creation is not gentle. The making of anything good isn't soft. To make and create requires roughness and passion. This includes love. Love to me is not slow or gentle, it is fast and hard. It is made from passion and desire, neither of which is a gentle emotion, it is fire and ice together.
Must Love CatsMust Love Cats4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Must Love Cats
Fur of gold to pet and rub,
Perfect cat for me to love,
Razor claws and pointed teeth,
All the better made to keep,
A quick brush along silky fur,
Rewarded with a rumbling purr,
Given a glancing nuzzled kiss,
He is mine and I am his.
The Memories Will StayThe Memories Will Stay4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You looked at me and in that moment I saw the lights go out
The spirit that had once burned like wildfire went away
Yet I know now, without a doubt
All the memories you left will always stay
I felt the stab of pain, I felt the ache deep inside
There was a tearing, a throbbing wound left in your wake
And I knew there was too much sadness for even me to hide
So I voiced my pain to my protector, this was no mistake
You're not forgotten, no amount of crying or tears,
Can erase your memory from my mind
There's so very much you've left here
So many memories you left behind
Tonight the pain is fresh, the hurt is brand new
My heart is now missing a piece, the piece I gave to you
There's a lot of years that you lived through
And even if your heart is no longer beating, I know you know this too:
Chip, I will always, always love you!
Your ForgivenessYour Forgiveness3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
P L E A S E
take this flower
I'll need your forgiveness
for what I'll do tomorrow
Painful LovePainful Love3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Dear friend, how much I love you; still
not velvet-like they feel, your paws
while in my hair your raking claws
rip out whole strands with cruel skill.
You're purring, much to my delight
while dangling right before my face
your hairy tail despite its grace
now makes me sneeze and blocks my sight.
My little kitty, cute and sweet,
my head is aching from your weight.
Why should you bother what I've said,
knowing you'll always get your treat?
Pokemon : Mystery After Dungeon Chr 1 Pokemon : Mystery After DungeonPokemon : Mystery After Dungeon Chr 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1 - Goodbye
The Updated Version
She was dead.
...Wasn't she? Then why was she aware of her surroundings? Why could she still hear? Touch? She opened her eyes. She could still see, too.
But wasn't she dead?
She looked around to see pokémon stood around her, and she finally remembered who she was, what she was doing. It came back in a rush; her transformation from human to pokémon, meeting her first friend in this new world, Pikachu, forming a rescue team, known as Team Sapphire, being on the run, beating Groudon and saving Team ACT, the meteorite, Rayquaza... Rayquaza shattering the falling star with his Hyper Beam. But... Didn't it kill her? From her still existent senses, she came to one conclusion; no. She'd been... Saved?
She turned to face a worried-looking yellow pokemon groggily, still slightly uneasy on her feet after all that had happened.
'Pikachu...' She smiled at him. Well, i
Shot to HellShot to Hell:Shot to Hell2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You know, I should probably be angry about all this
I mean, I am dead after all...
Still, I suppose there could be worse things in life
Of course, it did hurt you know; when you shot me
Oh my god! I thought I've just been shot!
The bleeding wasn't the worst part of the ordeal though
Instead, the worst part of entire situation was the feeling of slowly dying
the feeling of losing the life inside your body...
Some might say that it feels like being buried in a blizzard
but for me, it was more like jumping head first into an icy sea
I couldn't move and I couldn't speak...
all I could do was to simply hang there limp and wait for the water to fill my lungs
All of a sudden, quick as a flash, I ended up here
here in this realm of flames and smoke, dust and death, desolation and sorrow...
As the pillars of fire reached for the sky, I found myself drifing down
deep into the depths of this realm, like a cartridge spent from a gun
At first, I was confuse
peter a celebration of his life. a message of lovepeter a celebration of his life. a message of love2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Peter how much i loved you
you were heaven sent. 13 years ago i was going through a awful time. my love and i were no more. i walk in the store i saw a beautiful tiny kitten with a single spot of his head. he was sleeping peacefully. i knew you were the one. my inner voice said get him. he is a gift from god. you will name him peter after saint peter jesus best friend . the rock. you were my rock dear peter. my pillar of strenght. i said to you. hi there i bringing you home. you look at me with your beautiful green eyes and meowed. when the shop owner gave me to you it was love at first sight. i love you a kiss . you were very happy. peter you were a happy little kitten playing with your cat toys. lying at my lap purring happily. love you more that life itself. you never hurt me. you only gave me affection and listened to me. when i cried dearest friend you licked my tears away. when i came home from home you greeted me with cat kisses. you showed me how strong you were you showed me
Taking care of your Fem! America HetaloidThank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Fem! America Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.Taking care of your Fem! America Hetaloid2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
your Fem! America Hetaloid, or Amelia Jones Hetaloid comes with:
1 Bomber Jacket (Women's size)
2 Star shaped hair clips
3 crop tops
3 short shorts
3 mini skirts
1 Military outfit (Women's size)
1 American flag
A limited warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks.
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of(
Hetalia in THE TWINKIE PANDEMIC Hetalia! in Twinkie PandemicHetalia in THE TWINKIE PANDEMIC2 years ago in Settings More Like This
This story is based in the present, when
Hostess have gone down and out of business
and Twinkies are in major demand. On Ebay.
-France and America are talking about
culture and art-
France: Your people have NO creativity
America: Yes we do! We came up with the
Statue of Liberty!
France: No you American imbasile you
stole those blue prints from us!
America: No you stole them from us!!
France: NO I DIDN'T!
America: If we had "No creativity" how
did we come up with TWinkies!!!???
France: What the bloody hell is that!?
America: They're the most delicious
packaged pastry in the world!
France: How come I, who is the master in
fine food, have never heard of such a thing!?
America: Uh, because you have your head