40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
40 Ways To Annoy Link40 Ways To Annoy Link4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as
Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 13 Something had taken over Luigi that night. Maybe it was Daisy, maybe it was Bowser, or maybe it was the cry of his brother. Either way, something shook him into place. He bravely stood atop of Daisy's bike, unafraid of what could happen to him. On the inside he was still slightly scared, and wondered what the rest of his body was doing, but on the outside he showed no mercy -for once-.Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 135 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Daisy was astonished at Luigi's surprising courage, "What the heck are yah doing, Luigi?! You're gonna get hurt! Get back down here right now!!"
Luigi did not respond. He was too fixated on Bowser and his glaring red eyes. He wasn't going to lose sight of him this time. Luigi meant business, and his business at the moment was retrieving the Princess and Mario.
Bowser roared loudly, and directed his floating one-person ship to the small mach bike, still clutching Mario in one hand and de
40 Ways To Annoy Invader Zim40 Ways To Annoy Invader Zim2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. When he's away, sneak into his house (if you can), open the door slightly and put a bucket of water above. Also add some soap in it >DD
2. Break his garden gnomes by throwing rocks at them so Dib can sneak in easier.
3. Print out Zim/Dib posters and put them all over his house. It'll lead to a head explosion though, so be careful and don't choose pictures that's too hardcore.
4. When he's asleep, take some of Gir's soap (the bacon one) and rub it all over his face. Add more for bonus points, like butter and cookie crumbs.
5. Tell him straight up. That's he's a self-absorbed and gullible jerk that is a shame for his race. After that, grow a mustache and move to New Zealand. (Doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, do it anyway).
6. Kick him (bonus points if it's on the crotch) and tell him to stop making humans look like idiots.
7. Blow him a kiss. He hates human germs. (Girls' task...mostly)
8. When he takes a nap, take black lenses (entirely black) and put them on his eyes. When
Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 1"Stop acting like you control me, Mario!"Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 16 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm your brother, Luigi. I'm supposed to look after you,"
"I'm a grown person, and I can look after myself!"
"I'm worried about you..."
And those were the last words he heard from his brother.
Luigi, the second-rated younger brother of Mario, had come along on a perilous journey to rescue the beautiful Princess Peach from the wrath of Bowser, King of the Koopas. Mario, the hero of this popular tale, has always been watchful of his sibling, and was thus afraid of him becoming a tag-along rather than a true hero himself. The rousing argument over them seemed to have started not long after they saved the Princess from the clutches of King Koopa...
"Drat! You just wait next time, Mario! I shall be back!" laughed Bowser under his fiery breath. He snorted a puff of smoke from his nose, threw a fiery glare towards the brothers, and jumped to his floating clown copter, which flew off i
The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.1“Luigi! Come out here! I made-a breakfast!”The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.19 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
A whole minute passed, and Mario didn’t get a response from his brother. If it took Luigi this long to respond to the call of breakfast, Mario would normally drop whatever he was doing to fetch him. However, the red-clad plumber’s nose was currently buried in a letter he’d been reading as breakfast was simmering on the stove. His eyes tended to skim over the letters whose messages didn’t grab his attention, but this one was perhaps one of the most intriguing he received in a while. Rosalina’s letters were his favorite ones to receive. And the one Mario was reading currently was probably his most favorite ever.
Upon reaching the end of the letter, Mario felt himself holding back what felt like a tear of joy as the hand he had over his chest warmed up considerably with heat from his heart. He sprang up from the couch with a sunny grin on his face while he pumped his fist and squealed with excitement. Ma
Mario Bros: Deepest FearsNOTE: With the release of Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, I'm declaring this an Alternate Universe story, as in it no longer fits with my other upcoming work.Mario Bros: Deepest Fears8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2/28/07 Deepest Fears
Mario whistled as he walked down the cobblestone path that led through the Mushroom village. The weather was perfect for a day out. Autumn had set in with all its glory, the leaves of the trees turning to multiple shades of red, yellow, orange and gold.
Stopping to admire the scenery, Mario turned when he heard his name being called.
"Mario! Wait up!" came a young girl's voice.
"Yeah, wait!" mimicked another girl. It was Rainbow and Sun, the daughters of Mario's friends Raz and Raini.
"Hello bambini," he greeted them in Italian, making them both giggle.
"What does that mean?" Sun, the younger one asked.
"It means 'Children'." Mario explained.
"Cool! I wish I could speak another language." Rainbow said.
Sun tugged on her sister's dress. "Ask him, ask him!" she urged.
Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 1Chapter 1Paper Luigi: A Coward's Story | Chapter 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mario is coming back from saving Princess Peach. Don’t be surprised, this is nothing new, it happens practically every other day. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario finds Bowser, Mario beats Bowser, Peach is saved. Same thing over and over. Like watching a dog trying to chase it’s tail; the dog loses and the tail wins. Still, people love it when Mario saves Peach. As Toadette would like to put it: “It shows the boldness and bravery Mario has to face the dreaded Koopa King in order to save someone who has great meaning to her kingdom.” The only times when Mario saves Peach that are truly heroic, in my opinion, is when he has to go on these long adventures; the ones that take weeks to travel. Adventures where you have to fight many other bosses, strangers join you on your quest, and then in the end defeat the evil villain. Like how Mario had to find and free all the Star Spirits and defeat Bowser to return the Star Rod to Star Heaven. And like the time Mario ha
Brother, Where Are You? Part 1 Luigi: The stout-hearted brotherBrother, Where Are You? Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the midst of an icy cold wind and pelting raindrops that ferociously battered the ground beneath it, a young man stood alone, seemingly indifferent to the harsh elements of the night; instead, his attention was fixated upon the looming, lonely Mansion that stood massively at the end of a narrow, snaking path. The spectral blue fire that burned in brackets on either side of its front door threatened to blow out, leaving only wisps of smoke behind in this barely tolerable weather. Strange... it seemed to have been perfectly fine not too great a distance or time ago. It must have been the ethereal energies here that affected the atmosphere in the near vicinity of the Mansion. The spirits had lingered in the Mansion since it unexpectedly arose mere days ago according to the Pr
The Dysfunctional Fate"Master Mario! Master Mario!"The Dysfunctional Fate5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
If he hadn't heard that cry a thousand times in the last day
"Master Mario! The princess, she"
It wasn't three seconds before the chubby plumber was beside the old Toad, watching the princess's room carefully, scrutinizing it like as if a monster was going to slam the door any second. "What, Toadsworth?"
The old Toad seemed to sniffle as he brought his hand up to his eyes. "She's doing it again," he gasped. "She attacked me."
Mario sighed for what seemed like the thirtieth time that day. He had enough of this already, and it had only been a month or two since his world had been flipped upside down. "Sheshe doesn't know she did it," the red-clad man explained. "Don't take it personally." After all, the princess thought she saw Bowser yesterday, and the dragon was safely tucked away within his castle.
Toadsworth flung himself to the ground, grasping Mario's knees desperately. "Oh Mario," he almost sobbed, "I can't take much more of this!"
The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.4“Is everything okay in here, Daisy? Y-you don’t need anything else?”The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.49 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Luigi had spent most of the past fifteen minutes with the Princess helping her unpack her things, except those which his eyes knew better to avert. A guest room in Peach’s Castle was truly a sight to behold, this one had a view of the hills and a queen-sized bed, which in actuality seemed fitting for a Princess, too. Peach wouldn’t have wanted anything less for Daisy, her favorite “little sister”, anyhow.
Luigi still had Daisy’s letter, and he kept wanting to pull it out as though showing it to her would have held some kind of significance. All he had to do was ask a simple question. How hard could it possibly be, since they saw each other on a fairly regular basis anyway? Not quite as often as Mario and Peach saw each other, but they always met at the regular sports events the Kingdom held once every few moons. Still enough to warrant some amount of familiarity, though,
The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.2Something about seeing Mario and Peach together made Luigi’s heart skip…The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.29 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Was it joy? Was it something lesser? Luigi’s heart was leaning towards joy, but no matter what he tried, he couldn’t bring himself to feel joy in its entirety. He kept thinking hard about it and could only piece together one logical question out of his swirling thoughts: Why didn’t Mario let him in on his plans?
It took ages to get all of the spectators from earlier out of the Castle. Toads on Yoshis had to be sent to chase them off, which wasn’t a very effective tactic at first since few of Peach’s Toads knew how to ride and command a Yoshi properly. Pairing the moody mounts with the loud lackeys probably wasn’t the brightest idea. But the first sight of long sticky tongues lashing out frightened all remaining loiterers into fleeing from the Castle at sonic speed. Especially the Koopas, even the friendly ones. No one would dare recount a tale of an encounter with on
The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.3The Castle was abuzz with excitement and chaos as Toadsworth tried with all his might to rally up all of Peach’s servants so that he could give them clear instructions on what to do to prepare for the wedding. In typical Toad fashion, they scurried about in circles, crying and blabbering about everything from the food to the entertainment—none of them had the inkling to settle down or the idea to use their inside voices in case someone needed their attention, however. Getting the Toads to listen to an old geezer like Toadsworth proved frustratingly difficult.The Mushroom Memoirs - Sealed With a Shriek! Ch.39 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Toadsworth found himself trying and failing to catch the Princess’s underlings, and the more he ran, the more his old bones were taxed, leading to cramps and him gasping for air. “Please, everyone! Cease this racket at once! We must proceed in a quiet, orderly fashion in order to proceed as planned with the Princess’s—oof!” Suddenly he was spinning like a top across the floor, no th
Mario Bros Untitled 6: The End Toadsworth shook his head sadly as he explained what had happened.Mario Bros Untitled 6: The End8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I had suspicions about her highness and it turns out I was right. But she caught me spying and sent that beast Fawful after me. Luckily Toad helped me escape."
He removed his glasses and wiped away a few tears. "Please Master Mario, you've got to save the Princess from that monster. I fear her very life may be in danger the longer Cackletta is allowed to stay in the castle."
"Are there any guards at the castle?" Mallow asked.
As Toad and Toadsworth explained the changes that had taken place, Mario quietly turned away and headed for the stairs, feeling torn up inside. He wanted to help Peach, but his heart ached at the idea of leaving Luigi so soon.
Only Geno noticed him leave. Silently following, he wnet up the stairs and saw Mario sitting on the edge of Luigi's bed, holding his hand as he slept.
"How can I just go and leave him?" he said softly, having heard Geno approch.
"I can underst
'Under The Weather'1"Under the Weather"'Under The Weather'18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Chapter 1: It's Just Allergies"
The first snowstorm of the winter season had passed over the Mushroom Kingdom during the night, leaving behind a fluffy white landscape. Mushroom houses, now covered in snow, dotted the countryside like so many iced cakes, while the winter birds that hadn't flown south crowded around the bird feeders in squabbling packs. Children were elated when they woke up to find that school had been cancelled, and it was all their mothers could to do get them to eat at least some of their breakfasts before donning their snowsuits and scampering out to play.
Luigi was hovering somewhere between sleep and wakefulness, his only thought being that his mouth had a metallic taste to it as if he had been sucking on a gold coin. His sleepy musings were completely interrupted when a muffled 'BOPF' sound caused him to snort himself awake. "Whuzzat?" he muttered, wiping the corner of his mouth on his
Saraficed love ch 6. Part 6Saraficed love ch 6.6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Mario felt helpless just sitting there, he knew he had to do something to save Luigi, and Daisy. He listen to to conversation a bit more.
"You'll never get away with this!" Luigi screamed "My brother's gonna...."
"Do nothing!" King boo snarled at the green plumber. "Your mine now Luigi, and once your brother's out of the way, you'll be spending your entire life in a painting, and your pretty little girlfriend....." The ghost king chuckled as he looked at the card with Daisy still in it.
"Please....Let her go..." Luigi cried. "She never did anything to you King boo, I'm the one you want." Luigi began to cry even louder "Just let her go."
Mario Bros: Fears and HopesLuigi fought back tears as he read the letter he had recived from Prince Peasley. For over five months now the two had been writing to each other in friendship, and Luigi was really beginning to trust the handsom prince. That was why when the Prince asked him if he had a girlfriend, Luigi had decided to tell Peasley the truth about himself.Mario Bros: Fears and Hopes9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm not really um, 'into' girls, if you know what I mean. I'm much more comfortable around say, someone like yourself."
He hadn't ment to offend the Prince. In fact he honestly thought Peasley was like him. The Prince's reply though had quickly killed that thought.
Luigi tossed the letter into the bedside drawer before slamming it shut.
"Weege! Dinner's ready!" Mario called from downstairs.
Luigi slowly made his way down the stairs and sat at the table, a distressed look on his face.
"Hey, you okay?" Mario questioned upon seeing him. "You don't look so good."
"Just kinda tired." came the soft reply.
Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 5 "Some night for you to be walkin' around," pronounced Princess Daisy, grinning and leaning down to see the soaked Luigi from below, "What say you? Why do you sit on the ground like that?"Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 56 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Luigi looked up and couldn't help but cry even more. Daisy kneeled on the ground in front of him, steering her umbrella over him as well. She whipped out her hankerchief and started to wipe his face. "Hey, hey, there's no need to cry like a baby! What's the problem?" Luigi, although looking straight into her blue eyes, didn't respond to her questions. Daisy looked worried, but regained her smiles in a few seconds to try and comfort him.
"Here, come with me," Daisy pulled up Luigi with her one free arm, "Come to my Palace with me in Sarasaland. You're freezing and shivering. It's not a far walk, and you can tell me everything after you've calmed down." With Luigi still crying his eyes out, and Daisy holding him wi
Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 8 Luigi yelped and turned to see who closed the door; he saw nothing but a closed yellow door. He looked around cautiously, but saw no one. "Come out!" he shouted nervously, "Come out or you'll be sorry! I mean it!"Luigi, My Brother - Chap. 86 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hello, Luigi..." growled a feminine, sinister Daisy. She scurried right in front of him, and he shuffled his feet, trembling with fright. She had a devious, yet playful look on her face, and had Luigi's overalls behind her back. Luigi quickly noticed them, but was too afraid to grab them from her.
"Are you nervous?" she asked, smiling a sneaky smile. "We're all alone, in my room, with nothing to do..."
Luigi could feel the sweat from his neck and lifted his arm to wipe it from his forehead. He was shaking all over. What could she be thinking? he thought. I hope it isn't what I think it is...
Daisy lifted her hand and guided her