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Cleverbot Adventures part 3Cleverbot Adventures part 3Cleverbot Adventures part 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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France is so sexy. Let's go to Netherlands.
User: Francis Bonnefoy is the sexiest thing ever. (No, really. I'm not in love with him)
Cleverbot: Francis Bonnefoy is creepy to me. :I.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is. By the way, where do you live in Holland? (LOL?)
User: I don't live in Holland, lol. I want to go there on the future, but not to live.
Cleverbot: We should go there together sometime, my treat.
User: Whut.
Cleverbot: Because we are not young forever!
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Become one with Russia ^J^
User: Become one, da?
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Be awesome with Prussia.
C
Show Me How You BurlesqueShow Me How You BurlesqueShow Me How You Burlesque1 year ago in Settings More Like This
A dull echo of thunder sounded across the cityscape of Los Angeles. The night sky appeared gloomier than usual because of its clouded visage from the current rainfall. The pitter patter of the rain drops sounded against the streets and sidewalks of downtown. Taxis rushed from place to place, trying to earn as many customers as they could to fulfill their quota for the day. Others, like one Arthur Kirkland, were taking the pedestrian route, not afraid of a little rain and wet clothing. His hands were stuffed in his coat pockets, his left fist clenched around a wad of paper with an address on it.
'That bloody frog's
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
--PROLOUGE--
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
[Gasping]
No, Twilight...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
[Evil Laughing]
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
[Evil Laughing]
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twiligh
Fading...Fading...1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Dear Diary,
I... I was fading. Fading into the dark. The dark that left me lonely and in despair. They saved my life, my brothers that is. If it wasn't for them I would be weeping for mommy. Satoru-nii and Satoshi-nii are so kind to me. They are precious nakama... Yes, precious nakama. I was overjoyed when Satoru-nii's first pizza was mine. But as I grew up, I couldn't help but wonder if we would be separated along the way. It saddens my heart to think such things and I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about it. My life with Satoshi-nii and Satoru-nii could be over in just a millisecond. I would be on my own for the rest of my life
Cleverbot Adventures part 4Cleverbot Adventures 4Cleverbot Adventures part 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
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Portal Talk
User: Wheatley.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: WheAtlEy iS hElpInG yOu to sCaPe.
Cleverbot: Number.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GlaDoS.
Cleverbot: Glados what?
User: Who is Wheatley.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Who is Wheatley?
Cleverbot: Have you played portal 2.
User: Not yet, but you didn't answered me.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: Don't answer me with questions, your... Drama QUEEN. (I'll survive )
Cleverbot: What question?
User: ALL THE BLOODY HELL.
Cleverbot: Since the company bought the land. (LOL)
User: Is the land rotten?
Cleverbot: No. The end of the
Cleverbot Adventures part 2Cleverbot Adventures part 2Cleverbot Adventures part 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Comments on parenthesis as always.
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Get the reference, if you can
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes, Do you?
User: Yes, I like waffles. Do you like packakes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm having them for dinner.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: It is alright.
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User: Sekai de ichiban o hime sama.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me how do you work?
(Fail)
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User: Who's Alfred F Jones?
Cleverbot: I thought you were. (YAY! I'm America now xD)
User: Okay. And who's Arthur Kirkland?
Cleverbot: The personification of The United Kingdom. (Hell yeah, almost there >V> )
User: And who's Alfred F Jones t
The Beginning of a Legend - DavidThe Beginning of a Legend - David2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Beginning of a legend
April 20,1718
For the pas couple of months i had been having nightmares about my brother and I. Each one worse than the one before, I think that unconsiously my mind knew something was going to happen to us. Not wanting to bother my parents since they wouldn't do anything I just crawled out of my bed and entered my older twin brother's room. Instantly Mackinely was awake, sitting up sleepily he rubbed his eyes. "What's wrong baby brother? Did you have another bad dream?" he called out to me
Silently I nodded my head knowing that despite the dark my older twin was able to see me alomst perfectly. Rolling hi
Letter to Alice Letter to Alice.Letter to Alice3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Alice can you take me to wonderland so i can escape this world im in"
"Alice do you rember the storys you use to tell me of that amasing wonderland and of all your adventures there?"
"And of the friends you made like TweedleDee and TweedleDum,Or like the Mad Hatter and the March Hare."
"Rember how you told me of that crazy cat oh what was his name...Oh yes the Cheshire cat.Oh how mischievous was he."
"And that is why my dearest friend,Alice im asking you to take me to wonderland,that amasing place.So that i may escape this world im in."
Wrote a letter to AlyAllie on YT...Wrote a letter to AlyAllie on YT...11 months ago in Philosophical More Like This
AlyAllie, remember me? You said you weren't going to be a bitch and block me on DA, but you did anyway? Remember me, the girl who helped you fix your freaking model, but you fucking got mad at me and stormed off like a little kid? Remember me? No? It wasn't that long ago. Well, I wrote my essay about you. You remember that homework assignment you bugged me about? Hmm? Yeah, that one. At first, I said all these nice things about you, I FREAKING DEFENDED YOU, but then you started being a bitch to me like the fucker you are, so I wrote about how much of a bitch you are. And don't even lie and say you aren't AlyAllie. The picture I have of you ma
Cleverbot Adventures part 1Cleverbot Adventures Part 1Cleverbot Adventures part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Notes:
- My comments are on parenthesis.
- It's all funny, lol.
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User: Alfred F Jones.
Cleverbot: Alfred aussi.
User: Woot, german?
Cleverbot: Yes.
(Ended here, I don't speak german so much)
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User: Alfred F Jones is going to marry Arthur Kirkland. (USUK again)
Cleverbot: Yes, I AM going to take over the world some day! (WTF?)
User: Nice to know.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: And when do you pretend to do that?
Cleverbot: Like, right now. Hah, you are disappeared!
User: How can I be disappeared if I am here?
Cleverbot: But you are :).
User: I FEEL SO INVISIBLE xD.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dunno.
Nexus: proluge-teaserA long time ago, back when our world was full of magic and the most powerful world at the very center of all worlds, there was a demon whose name has been lost to time. She is known only as the Guardian and was the protector of the worlds, keeping them in balance and outing evil that would destroy it.Nexus: proluge-teaser2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But she became bored of just serving alone, so she created a contest where the winner would be given a small amount of her powers to become a helper if they so choose. So the tournament began to the great joy of all the worlds. The competitors gathered eagerly.The Guardian watched happily as the fighters competed. The tournament lasted for days
We Are Young...We are young.We Are Young...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Too young for this.
Too young for commitment.
Too young for love.
We are young.
We are young.
Too young for second guessing.
Too young for sleepless nights.
Too young for right decisions.
We are young.
Tell me,
are you sorry that you ran?
Or that you didn't run far enough?
Because you're back here again
and I can tell that you're not happy.
Not here.
Not now.
We're too young for this
life or death love.
Too young to be thinking about futures
and tomorrow.
Tell me,
are you sorry that you said it?
Or that you didn't say it with enough conviction?
In this sink or swim
I'd like to know what you're really say
Blurb: Stop His Heart "This will most likely be your most difficult task." He says, and my stomach drops a little. "I know you can do it, and this could be a necessary asset if you're able to fine-tune your gift."Blurb: Stop His Heart1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
"What do you want me to do?" I ask, more confident than I feel. I have a pit in my gut that says DOOM in big black letters. He pulls the door in front of him open to reveal a small and very thin man, mangy with dirt and grime, who looks as though he's been in this cell if not another just similar for a very long time. The man crawls toward me and I can see his ribs. He's sickly. And I'm no detached lab experiment designed to ignore the tortured
Jinx and Juliet SNEAK PEAK"Wake up Jules! Jesus! When are you going to wake up and notice that I'm so fucking gone for you? When are you going to notice that your stupid fucking girlfriend is straight and when are you going to understand that I would treat you like fucking gold?" She's breathing harshly, and she hastily wipes her hands under her eyes to collect the tears that have fallen down her cheeks. To Juliet's silence she whispers morosely, "Never, then. Or maybe you just don't want to notice. But I see it. I see you. You're not happy. And you know what? I want to make you happy. I don't care how fucking much it hurts me. I want you to be happy. BuJinx and Juliet SNEAK PEAK1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This Is...This is the scentThis Is...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
of a public bathroom.
In the restaurant
where you're eating with your family.
This si the scent of the humiliation.
The "I ate too much"
The "Excuse me"
This is the scent of the porcelain,
as the toothbrush
hits the back of my throat.
This is the makeup
That masks the pallor and the flush.
This is the breathmint
that covers up the smell
of the resurrected lunch.
This is the perfume
that covers up the smell
of the dingy bathroom floor
from my knees.
This is the burn
and the taste
in the back of my throat.
That I can feel
every time I swallow.
A constant reminder
that I'm not perfect yet.
The acid bur
PillmaticThe automatic responsePillmatic1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
to a capsule.
Any capsule.
I'm Pillmatic.
Xanax, Valium, Vicodin,
You name it,
I've taken it.
I'm Pillmatic.
Give me another.
Throw a Xannie
with a shot
and you'll see stars.
But a Vic with some Vick's
and you'll become one.
I'm Pillmatic.
Head in the toilet.
But it was worth it.
(was it?)
Still at it.
Pillmatic.
It started innocent,
just double doses
to ease the pain.
From there
it was self medication.
A couple Xanax and Cymbalta
and I'm flying.
A happy kick.
Top it off with some coffee
to kick the hangover
and you've got yourself a Wednesday.
And then I made my way
to the Valium chronic
Please Don't Ask Me To StayIt's the anger.Please Don't Ask Me To Stay1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
The anger she has,
whenever I do anything wrong.
I can feel it,
thrumming wildly
through my electric veins.
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
I don't want to be like you.
I don't want to feel the hate you feel.
I just want to take this pain and make it real.
I don't want to be another case study,
so I'm taking off,
yeah, I'm running.
Please don't ask me to stay.
I don't want
to feel the need to scream.
Itching the back of my throat,
a tension,
like a slingshot that's about to burst.
There'll be blood on my hands
and I don't want to know whose it will be.
I'll practice restraint and stay right here.
Right where
MakeupAs makeup runs down your cheeks,Makeup1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
you find that you are lost again.
Don't kiss me.
my lips are dirty
with the tears that fell
while you were gone.
Don't touch me.
My arms are dirty
with the blood that dripped
while you were gone.
Don't look at me.
My eyes are dirty
with the god I looked to
while you were gone.
Don't talk to me.
My tongue is dirty
with all the lies I spoke
while you were gone.
Try to make your way back home.
Found that you're alone.
Pools of black
roll down my cheeks.
Pools of red
roll down my arms.
Pools of light
roll from the sky.
Pools of silence
roll from the lips
that used to say so much to you.
Flowers Can Suck My DickRoses are red,Flowers Can Suck My Dick1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Violets are blue,
It always seems
to come back to you.
Poppies are yellow,
Lilies are white,
Can you tell
That I'm lonely tonight?
Daisies are innocent,
Roses mean sorrow,
smoking and singing,
and laughin and drinking
and fucking and crying
like there's no tomorrow.
Raise your beers
to the motherfucking teenage years.
Because I'll never forget you.
I took you to your grave.
I miss you again.
Rest in peace.
Canterlot, Equestria and Anything, Ch.1, Pt. 5Canterlot, Equestria and Anything, Ch.1, Pt. 51 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ten Minutes earlier.
Out in the plains, groups of the Canterlot Elite were making their way into their second air-ship of the week; this time though, back to where they had come from. They weren't really in the position to complain though; the past night was spent making tents from sticks and leaves when there were perfectly made 'non-leaf and stick' tents sitting near the wreckage they were forced to pick up the same night. After all the strenuous work they weren't accustomed to, if they were able to spurt even a single protest, they would have to wait until they went back into their humble abode and ask their servants to do it for them. Wh
Equinoxe, Part 1READ DESCRIPTION FIRST. Listen to the song in the desc as you read this.Equinoxe, Part 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I opened my eyes to a dizzying light. My heart was racing, not knowing where I was. It was a knd of place where I felt happy and safe, yet unprotected and threatened. I stood up and steadied myself, because apparently I was sitting. My head pounded, I had to steady myself on a wall next to a window. The window was streaming with bright, bright light. I couldn't take standing. I fell to the ground, my knees giving in. It wasn't time to wake up.
Equinoxe, Part 2 READ DESCRIPTIONEquinoxe, Part 21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The next time I opened my eyes, the light was gone. It was dark. Cold. Nothing left. The table I lay on was dark, I was afraid to step down due to my uncertainty to whether there was a floor or not. The dark trapped me, crushing me. I called out for someone, anyone, to say my name. Say my name, so I knew I was existing. So I knew I had someone to go to, like I had a purpose. White noise echoed in my ears, water dripped around me, but there was nothing. I built up courage to step down off of the table, and the floor was damp and chilling to my bare feet. I eased my nude body to the ground, missing its feeling in my finge
TightRope Thanks for reading! It's long.TightRope1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stretching my legs out, I popped any bone in my body that could pop. I was tricked into thinking it would make me lighter--the tiny thread I'm supposed to nimbly scamper across is a lot weaker than most people thought. I wasn't supposed to do this act, I was heavy and clumsy. I leaned my back against the cobblestone wall and stretched, scraping it and causing the naked skin to rip and bead with blood. I groaned, and wiped it off. After stretching my arms, legs, back -anything that would loosen up-, I stood up and shook out the fear welling up in my stom
Dandelion.Dandelion.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dandelion, dandelion.
How I envy thee.
You grow from down under,
as strong as can be.
You wither away easily,
with the slightest blow.
But you are a strong one.
They call you a 'weed,'
and say you should not be.
But you still grow,
strong as can be.
Magnificent flawless.
Your pretty white seeds.
Dandelion, dandelion.
Show me the ways of thee.
- me.
Sta.sh
