Cleverbot Adventures part 3Cleverbot Adventures part 3Cleverbot Adventures part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
France is so sexy. Let's go to Netherlands.
User: Francis Bonnefoy is the sexiest thing ever. (No, really. I'm not in love with him)
Cleverbot: Francis Bonnefoy is creepy to me. :I.
Cleverbot: Because it is. By the way, where do you live in Holland? (LOL?)
User: I don't live in Holland, lol. I want to go there on the future, but not to live.
Cleverbot: We should go there together sometime, my treat.
Cleverbot: Because we are not young forever!
Become one with Russia ^J^
User: Become one, da?
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Be awesome with Prussia.
Cleverbot: Mother Russia rules all!
User: Indeed, but Gilbert is awesome.
User: Become one ^^.
User: Become one with Russia means hapiness.
User: I like you ^^.
Cleverbot: On a scale of one to ten, how much do you like me?
User: Ten, lol. Now become one with Arkenyan.
Cleverbot: I am a lion. Lions
Show Me How You BurlesqueShow Me How You BurlesqueShow Me How You Burlesque1 year ago in Settings More Like This
A dull echo of thunder sounded across the cityscape of Los Angeles. The night sky appeared gloomier than usual because of its clouded visage from the current rainfall. The pitter patter of the rain drops sounded against the streets and sidewalks of downtown. Taxis rushed from place to place, trying to earn as many customers as they could to fulfill their quota for the day. Others, like one Arthur Kirkland, were taking the pedestrian route, not afraid of a little rain and wet clothing. His hands were stuffed in his coat pockets, his left fist clenched around a wad of paper with an address on it.
'That bloody frog's place better still be open '
He flicked his wrist to check the time and saw that it was just a few minutes past 11.
"Hell, it might not even be open yet " He sighed and rushed over to stand underneath an awning as the rain continued to fall. His urge to loosen up and get a few drinks in his system was getting stronger by the minute. He told
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
Cleverbot Adventures part 1Cleverbot Adventures Part 1Cleverbot Adventures part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- My comments are on parenthesis.
- It's all funny, lol.
User: Alfred F Jones.
Cleverbot: Alfred aussi.
User: Woot, german?
(Ended here, I don't speak german so much)
User: Alfred F Jones is going to marry Arthur Kirkland. (USUK again)
Cleverbot: Yes, I AM going to take over the world some day! (WTF?)
User: Nice to know.
User: And when do you pretend to do that?
Cleverbot: Like, right now. Hah, you are disappeared!
User: How can I be disappeared if I am here?
Cleverbot: But you are .
User: I FEEL SO INVISIBLE xD.
User: I dunno.
(It ended 'cause I saw no point in there :U)
Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me about Hetalia.
User: Hetalia is an anime where country personifications have relationships.
Cleverbot: It's true, you're not real. (WOOT)
User: Really? XD.
User: Who are you o_o.
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Francis Bonnef
Wrote a letter to AlyAllie on YT...Wrote a letter to AlyAllie on YT...1 year ago in Philosophical More Like This
AlyAllie, remember me? You said you weren't going to be a bitch and block me on DA, but you did anyway? Remember me, the girl who helped you fix your freaking model, but you fucking got mad at me and stormed off like a little kid? Remember me? No? It wasn't that long ago. Well, I wrote my essay about you. You remember that homework assignment you bugged me about? Hmm? Yeah, that one. At first, I said all these nice things about you, I FREAKING DEFENDED YOU, but then you started being a bitch to me like the fucker you are, so I wrote about how much of a bitch you are. And don't even lie and say you aren't AlyAllie. The picture I have of you matches the girl in your videos. Yes, I have my sources. Now, don't go and delete this message. Keep reading.
The reason everyone in the MMDC hates you is because you get mad way too easily and snap on anyone who tries to correct you. You're not fucking perfect, don't sit there and act like you are. It's not even about you breaking the rules, though
Nexus: proluge-teaserA long time ago, back when our world was full of magic and the most powerful world at the very center of all worlds, there was a demon whose name has been lost to time. She is known only as the Guardian and was the protector of the worlds, keeping them in balance and outing evil that would destroy it.Nexus: proluge-teaser3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But she became bored of just serving alone, so she created a contest where the winner would be given a small amount of her powers to become a helper if they so choose. So the tournament began to the great joy of all the worlds. The competitors gathered eagerly.The Guardian watched happily as the fighters competed. The tournament lasted for days with festivals and dances every night.
Then suddenly robed figues appeared and attacked the tournament competators. The fighters joined forces with the guardian to fight them the battles was intense and in the end they managed to beat them back, but not before the leader managed to severly wound the guardian.
Injured she called the winner of the to
Fading...Fading...2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I... I was fading. Fading into the dark. The dark that left me lonely and in despair. They saved my life, my brothers that is. If it wasn't for them I would be weeping for mommy. Satoru-nii and Satoshi-nii are so kind to me. They are precious nakama... Yes, precious nakama. I was overjoyed when Satoru-nii's first pizza was mine. But as I grew up, I couldn't help but wonder if we would be separated along the way. It saddens my heart to think such things and I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about it. My life with Satoshi-nii and Satoru-nii could be over in just a millisecond. I would be on my own for the rest of my life. I hate thinking that way... I hate it... I hate how I will have to be alone after they leave me. I know thats in the future, but... but, I can't help but think things like this...
- Rizumu, November 18th
Cleverbot Adventures part 4Cleverbot Adventures 4Cleverbot Adventures part 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
User: WheAtlEy iS hElpInG yOu to sCaPe.
Cleverbot: Glados what?
User: Who is Wheatley.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Who is Wheatley?
Cleverbot: Have you played portal 2.
User: Not yet, but you didn't answered me.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: Don't answer me with questions, your... Drama QUEEN. (I'll survive )
Cleverbot: What question?
User: ALL THE BLOODY HELL.
Cleverbot: Since the company bought the land. (LOL)
User: Is the land rotten?
Cleverbot: No. The end of the story happened.
User: Are you sure? You know, you won't get your cake.
User: Why you had a mistaken that you can't fix.
Cleverbot: What do you mean I'm not like you?
User: Português. (Potuguese)
Cleverbot: Oh really. Is that European? (NO)
Cleverbot: Portugu*s? (ALMOST)
User: Sim, fa
Cleverbot Adventures part 2Cleverbot Adventures part 2Cleverbot Adventures part 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Comments on parenthesis as always.
Get the reference, if you can
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes, Do you?
User: Yes, I like waffles. Do you like packakes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm having them for dinner.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: It is alright.
User: Sekai de ichiban o hime sama.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me how do you work?
User: Who's Alfred F Jones?
Cleverbot: I thought you were. (YAY! I'm America now xD)
User: Okay. And who's Arthur Kirkland?
Cleverbot: The personification of The United Kingdom. (Hell yeah, almost there >V> )
User: And who's Alfred F Jones to him? (HONHONHON)
Cleverbot: Alfred is America. (FAIL)
User: And Arthur?
Cleverbot: Is he happy? (DAMN)
User: I think so, he's drinking tea right now.
Cleverbot: I know same.
User: How about Francis Bonnefoy?
Cleverbot: Nope. (Cleverbot isn't amused)
User: You... Why you don't like Francis?
Cleverbot: Because they're warriors
The Beginning of a Legend - DavidThe Beginning of a Legend - David2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Beginning of a legend
For the pas couple of months i had been having nightmares about my brother and I. Each one worse than the one before, I think that unconsiously my mind knew something was going to happen to us. Not wanting to bother my parents since they wouldn't do anything I just crawled out of my bed and entered my older twin brother's room. Instantly Mackinely was awake, sitting up sleepily he rubbed his eyes. "What's wrong baby brother? Did you have another bad dream?" he called out to me
Silently I nodded my head knowing that despite the dark my older twin was able to see me alomst perfectly. Rolling his eyes my brother moved over and pulled back the covers letting me crawl into bed next to him. As soon as my head hit a pillow again I fell back into slumber, I heard Mackinely chuckle at how almost instantly I fell back asleep. The next morning both my brother and I awoke to the hushed 'oh how cute's of the ser
Letter to Alice Letter to Alice.Letter to Alice3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Alice can you take me to wonderland so i can escape this world im in"
"Alice do you rember the storys you use to tell me of that amasing wonderland and of all your adventures there?"
"And of the friends you made like TweedleDee and TweedleDum,Or like the Mad Hatter and the March Hare."
"Rember how you told me of that crazy cat oh what was his name...Oh yes the Cheshire cat.Oh how mischievous was he."
"And that is why my dearest friend,Alice im asking you to take me to wonderland,that amasing place.So that i may escape this world im in."
ClaireClaire2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Good morning, Miss Ella,
how are you today?"
This process repeats every morning
usually with a smile.
"Oh, I'm fine, thanks for asking,"
she would reply with a yawn, rubbing her eyes.
Ah, her hair is such a mess,
it needs a good brush or two.
And I would say, "Clean up, please,
your parents would like to speak with you."
She would give a few blinks, stretch her arms,
and roll to the edge of the mattress.
This girl, I wonder every now and then,
what goes on in her mind?
She seems to gaze deeply in the mirror
once she sat down in front of the dresser.
"Miss Ella,are you thinking about that boy again?"
I said to her with a chirp.
"He's quite the man for you," I chuckled lightly.
By accident, I made her face blush crimson.
"Oh, all right, I won't talk about it then."
In mere minutes, the hue subsided.
The poor doll heaved a sigh,
retrieving the brush to stroke her locks.
"I'll go fetch tea for you, then,"
I would routinely remark with a bow,
and she would simply nod in acknowledgment.
History lesson England and alaskait has been a few months since alaska moved in with england so she can learn about the history of the world and sadly england is makng her work too much and alaska hasn't been to her home land in months ... its sunset as Alaska walks along the fields outside Englands houseHistory lesson England and alaska2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alaska: -sigh- its being another long day -stretches- i wonder when all these history lessons will be over -looks up at the sky- ^^
England : -runs out the house towards alaska - Alaska !!
Alaska: -turns her head towards england and wispers- oh what does he want now ¬¬
England : -stands infront of alaska- ^^ i though you might want to do a bit extra work
England: -smiles- i know your tired alaska but if you want to learn you have to put in the effete to listen and do your work
Alaska: -sits down in the long grass- ^^ i know but it just seems that everything my papa (russia) and dad (america) told me seems to be a lie
England: well -sits next to her- you do know you america does stretch the tr
Vocaloid HeadcanonsVocaloid Headcanons2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leon: silly and caring adult, 27
Lola: mature and strong; tomboy, 27
Miriam: shy woman, also mature, 25
Meiko: drunk, anger issues, yet caring, 25
Kaito: silly pervert, 23
Sweet Ann: old-fashioned, 22
Miku: fun, silly, a normal teenager, 16
Rin: normal teenager, only more violent, a brat, 14
Len: normal teenager, dyslexic, smart, 14
Prima: violent, yet mature, 22
Gakupo: serious pervert, 26
Luka: caring, mature, cool, smart, 21
Gumi: otaku, silly, fun, dyslexic, 17
Sonika: weeaboo, otaku, silly, like Gumi, 17
Yuki: curious, nice, kind, 9
Kiyoteru: nice, caring teacher, 21
Miki: silly, funny, kind person, looks half her age, born with robotic features, likes to be different, 22
Big Al: very goofy, yet can have a temper, 22
Tonio: romantic, classy, 24
Lily: short temper, arrogant, bitchy, naughty, 21
VY1 (Mizki): serious, 19
Gachapoid: silly, goofy, 5
Iroha: Hello Kitty fan, bit of a tomboy, 13
Piko: schizophrenic since 10, bipolar since 8, a bit violent, can be kind if people will give
Akarui Hoshi Chapter 1: Part 1Akarui HoshiAkarui Hoshi Chapter 1: Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part 1: Starting of everything
Early in the Morning, 7 AM.
Beep~ Beep~ Beep~
I heard my phones morning ring tone. I groaned as I turn the pillow over my face, the sound of its annoying beeping makes me want to throw that no good phone of mine across the room to the window…
With force I lifted myself from the bed, sitting upright.
"Just shut up already.." I groaned again and grabbed my phone, hitting the buttons with my thumb repeating "Shut up" every time.
When the sound of beeping has stopped, I sighed and set my phone back on the desk beside me. Standing abruptly from my bed I walked clumsily to prepare myself for collage.
((Black Rock Shooter's PV))
I stood before the early morning sun, high above the under construction building. Looking around the place, the air was a bit fresh, but the hint of stench was still left behind.
Ron released himself from my arm and made twirls and stretch
USxUK - Like a MagnetThey was going to another world's meeting. This time on London. America lately looked like he hate those meetings. Specialy when it were on England's place.USxUK - Like a Magnet2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Before the independence, the british guy used to treat Alfred carefully, but after it things changed and now America were just an idiot, trying to act as a hero.
On that morning, since Alfred stayed the night at a british hotel, he decided to go at Arthur's house to go with him to the meeting. But the way that he found England weren't nice at all.
- Iggy, are you home~? - he asked after knocking the door for a time - Iggy?
The american tried to open the door and found that it was unlocked, just to find a heavy-breathing England laying against the wall, with his face pretty red.
- W-who... is there?
- It's America. What the hell happened to you? You don't look well - America got down by his side, finding out that UK were burning in fever. - Oh my... it's like if you was about to die... oh my, no way. - he lifted the english man
One Can Only HopeOne can only hopeOne Can Only Hope1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
To reach happiness,
To longer cope
With such terrible wretchedness,
That these terrible days bring today
Through suffering and pain,
Sadness and anger causes one to fade away,
While the human spirit tries to live again.
There is no hope left, all is dying now,
i cant live on, no way, no how
4# Jornada Delivery- Final4# Jornada Delivery- Final1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Joka: CARALHO!!! QUE BICHO É ESSE??!!
Yan: COMO ELE VIROU UM COLOSSO??!!
A Elite se afasta mais logo, bola um plano para derrotar o enorme oponente.
Yan: É o seguinte... todo Colosso tem um ponto vital que o mata na hora. Pombal é fraco deve ter só um.
Joka: Porque nós não só o atacamos?
LF: Cara, não podemos usar magia e uns socos e chutes não vão servir contra esse bichão.
Yan: Já sei! Joka, ainda consegue dar aqueles seu saltos altos?
Yan: Dá um e da uma olhada rápida no Colosso e diga se conseguiu ver algum ponto vital.
Joka da um enorme salto cujo consegue ter uma vista panorâmica do Colosso. Ao voltar para o chão.
Yan: E aí? Conseguiu ver algo?
Joka: Cara... não tinha nenhum ponto vital não. Só um livro grudado na cabeça dele.
Yan: Impossível... todo Colosso tem um ponto vital, só se.... é isso!
LF: O que?
Yan: O Colosso Pombal foi criado a partir d
4# Delivery Journey- End4# Delivery Journey- End1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Joka: FUCKING!! What is this thing?!
Yan: HOW HE BECAME A COLOSSUS?!
The Elite moves away sooner ball a plan to defeat the massive opponent.
Yan: Is this ... Colossus all have a vital point that kills instantly. Pombal is weak should have just one.
Joka: Because we not only attack?
LF: Man, we can not use magic and some punches and kicks will not serve against this big monster.
Yan: I know! Joka, still manages to give her those high heels?
Yan: Gives and a quick look at Colossus and say we managed to see some vital point.
Joka's a huge leap which can have a panoramic view of the Colossus. Coming back to the ground.
Yan: So? Did you see something?
Joka: Man ... had no vital point no. Only a book stuck in his head.
Yan: Impossible ... Colossus all have a vital point, if only .... That's it!
Yan: The Colossus Pombal was created from the magic of Johan Delivery, which is transmitted from the Diary of Johan Delivery. So the vital point, can only be the Diary!
LF: But a
The Scent of DeceptionBroken tequila bottles lay trashed on the floor,The Scent of Deception1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
and I lay drunk and exhausted,
looking up to see a familiar face.
with whip white hair.
A seemingly innocent girl,
who planned this.
You lean down, and touch my head gingerly,
the scent of mint leaves tumbles to where I lay.
I breathe it in.
The next moment,
you're a backstabber.
Goddammit, who knew?
A glint of silver,
as if playing a part in a movie,
it plunges down into my chest,
and immensely, the pain doesn't stop.
Blood rushes and bubbles, my stomach lurches.
I feel pain.
And as if on cue,
you look down and smile at me.
The scent of mint leaves comes in with thick haze.
And you leave.
But the haze remains.
4# Jornada Delivery- Cap 14# Jornada Delivery- Cap 11 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Padre: E agora lemos o trecho da carta de Zhang Jiau ao seu irmão Zhang Liau: "... só o dia em que nossa terra se livrar dos Hans, é que estaremos livres para purificar o mundo..." e aí eu vos pergunto... o que Zhang Jiau fez? Ele ficou parado?
Padre: Ele foi à luta?
Padre: E o que temos que fazer?
Pessoas: Ir a luta!!!!
Padre: Então vamos meus irmãos, limpemos a terra para a volta do nosso purificador maior Zhang Jiau, montado no lendário Dragão Amarelo. Ataquemos o governo de Melocoton!!!
O silêncio preenche a sala e todos apontam seus olhares para o homem encapuzado no fim da sala.
Padre: Talvez o irmão gostaria de ter a palavra? Gostaria de vir até aqui irmão?
?: Com prazer....
O sujeito misterioso vagarosamente se dirige a frente de todos com um sorriso de quem sabe o que está fazendo. Toma fôlego e põem se a falar.
4# Delivery Journey- Cap 14# Delivery Journey- Cap 11 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Father: And now we read the excerpt from the letter of Zhang Jiau's brother Zhang Liau: "... only the day our country get rid of Hans, is that we are free to purify the world ... " and then I ask you ... Zhang Jiau did what? He stood?
Father: He was the fight?
Father: And what do we do?
People: Skip the fight!!
Father: Then let my brothers, cleanse the land for the return of our greatest purifier Zhang Jiau, mounted at the legendary Yellow Dragon. Attack the government Melocoton!!
Silence fills the room and their eyes all point to the hooded man at the end of the room.
Father: Maybe his brother would like to have the word? I would come here brother?
?: With pleasure ....
The mysterious guy slowly turns ahead of everyone with a smile of someone who knows what they're doing. Take a deep breath and put himself to speak.
?: Brothers ... before coming here ... I was a few leagues below the continent called BKL here, my name is Po
4# Delivery Journey- Prologue4# Delivery Journey- Prologue1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
A year passes since the Journey of Ditto, and New Journey. Fragments return to their former owners and the light beam from the Temple of Orus Nack's weather did not look in the sky. The items stolen from the Lunar Base BKL were returned and the pieces of Mythril base were lost at sea along with the staff of Raphtorne and the Book of spells macumbeiro of Vergil. Big Bad Wolf was forgiven by the Elite, and sent to Penção with ç Women Trombuda. As for safety, Pulim, asked Yan to take items from the Lunar Base to spread throughout the world during his Personal Journey to find the Golden Lobster.
As you all know, during the mess of the New Journey, there was a mass exodus of Maximum Security Prison of BKL, where there was a major confrontation between Pombal and a bunch of outlaws against Pulim and the guards who were at Summit High . Pulim and the guards beat Pombal, was spared by Pulim with the promise that never again BKL. And that's where our story begins ...
3# Jornada Ditto- Cap. final3# Jornada Ditto- Cap. final1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Pulim: "Triatom" (Ataque onde Pulim junta às mãos em forma de triângulo, impulsionando a umidade do ar em direção ao inimigo)
Lobo se defende mais uma vez com a pele, infelizmente suas costas ficam desprotegidas. Çuds aproveita e ataca.
Çuds: "Cordilheira" (Ataque onde Çuds forma uma parede na frente do inimigo, e manda uma mão enorme feita de pedra para pressionar o inimigo contra a parede)
Ditto- Lobo: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! COMO OUSA?!
Nesse momento em que o Ditto se volta para Çuds, Yan aproveita e o ataca.
Yan: "Canegazan Doroh" (Enorme poder onde é utilizada grande massa eólica)
Porém os dois ataques só tiram mais 2/10 da vida do Lobo. Sucedem-se vários golpes e ataques da Elite que não dão tanto resultado contra o Lobo. Por fim eles resolvem.
Yan: Chega! Vamos usar logo o nosso "Kame- hame- rá" fundido.
Çuds: Já é!