A Valentine's MemoryA Valentine's Memory by preety-lady-serenityA Valentine's Memory3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Matt Groening, who recently celebrated his 58th birthday. You gotta love the guy.
Waylon Smithers stopped to his tracks, causing his boss to continue walking and talking on his own. Realizing this, a couple of seconds later, Mr. Burns turned to see him with an annoyed expression. The young man had turned a deep shade of red and remained transfixed to whatever there was in the shop's front window.
Monty Burns coughed in annoyance and let out a "Smithers" of expectation. The younger man was brought back to reality and hurried to his boss' side. The older man eyed the younger man who fixed his ties and smiled sheepishly. Mr. Burns let out a sigh and hurried towards the Mayor's office.
It was later that evening that Mr. Burns d
Little PigsLittle Pigs3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Little pigs, little pigs
Let me come in
Not by the hair on your chinny, chin, chin
Then I'll huff
And I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in
Come out 'cause duty calls
I've lost my mind
One winter morning
I turned off my normality
And my mind
Turned into a maze
The fucking doors keep me locked in
Go check it out
You can't cease my insanity
Chasing you through my mind
Trying to find you
You can't get away
I'm right behind you
© Amanda Odenlid
LovesickIn loveLovesick3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Am I so
Am I not
What do I know?
I want to know
but I don't
I think a lot
But do I think right
I'm sure we are
Would be a cute couple
But I'm so scared
I don't know
Please ask me soon
Before the year's out
Within three thousand people
Seeing each other again
ChangeThose three words almost slipped outChange3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
When you hugged me so tight
But I knew, those words
Could change my world
In ways we can't imagine.
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Feeling Insane...Feeling Insane...3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I think I've Lost my Mind,
It is Nowhere to be Found.
I've searched Far and Wide,
Alas! It is not around.
Wait, Hold it right There!
I think I had a Thought!
I used my Brain, I Swear!
That doesn't happen a lot.
This must mean it is Nearby,
It can't be very far,
How Else could I write this Queer Rhyme?
A poet can't be a Retard.
The mind is a funny Little Thing
& even quite Ironic.
The day you feel you know Everything,
Is when you've Actually Lost it!
TorchIf you dislike somethingTorch3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Just go and set it aflame
If something doesn't set right
Burn it all just the same
If something is obnoxious
Torch it to it's doom
Just try real hard not to get caught
And make sure no one's in the room...
Destiny Awaits - Anthro Dragon TF"Airman, you messed up again!"Destiny Awaits - Anthro Dragon TF3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This familiar cry came once again to Airman Patrick Zuspann. He was always a screw up, barely passed Air force basic training and technical school. Everything he did, he always messed up in some way, this time it was really big.
"Do you know how much that pump cost? That is the new P-7583 'Water Hog,' it has a computerized meter that records how much water it pumps out. It's worth 15,000 dollars," his supervisor said.
"I'm sorry sir. I didn't know there was sewage in that trench. I should have looked better," Zuspann said.
"Zuspann, I swear one more screw up like this, and I will find some reason to kick you out," his supervisor said.
"Yes sir," Zuspann said.
"Just go home and try, TRY to not get yourself killed."
"Yes sir," he said.
Zuspann really did try hard to get things right. It was just every time he did something with his plumbing job, something went wrong. He installed a new water heater, and the water lines would break. He put in new lines and t
The Other MeThe Other Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I stand in a crystal clear lake;
allowing the wind to grasp me in its arms,
allowing the soft heat of the sun to embrace me further,
allowing the water's cool touch to relax me.
As I look at the water's surface...
I expect to see my face in the reflection.
My brown eyes, my brown hair, my pale skin.
It should be me, right?
I glance at the water's surface,
to see a girl with blood red eyes,
terribly burnt skin,
and messy brown hair covering half of her face...
Smiling at me.
Startled by this reflection
I look away and attempt to leave the lake.
But as I turn around, I see the girl
smiling right in my face.
Who are you?
She extends a burnt, cracked hand to me.
Glaring at me with her blood red eyes.
Why would you ask such a silly question?
I have always been inside of you.
I am you.
Thoughts spun through my head.
How could I be this terrible creature?
It must be a lie...
Yes that's it...
It must be a lie.
The other me grabs my shoulders,
laughing at my horrified experssion.
I am your
Making me crazyif I go crazyMaking me crazy3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
By just thinking of you
How do I describe the feeling I get
When I'm right next to you?
A life changing e-mailFor those of you who have e-mail, we get alot of junk mail...am I right? admit it we do, and you delete them straight away, well..not this time, one caught my eye, mistake number 1! Anyway, Im now a dragon, yes thats right. a dragon but Im getting ahead of myself here, perhaps I should start from the beginning.A life changing e-mail6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"Chris!!, get up your going to be late for work! get your butt outta your pit and come down for breakfast!"
That was my Mom, shes always nagging, shouting at me from downstairs at the start of every single morning.
"Okay Mom! Im doing it sheesh"
I reluctently get out of bed, dragging my feet across the carpet, still half asleep I might add, rubbing the sleep out my eyes I get to the bathroom door.
"Bugger....locked, Helen! get out of there Im going to be late"
"Quit your whining Chris! Im doing my hair"
I bang on the door, frustrated, I dont have time for this, I kick the door and slump on the wall, Helen, my sister, has always hogged the bathroom at the start of every morning,
Spyro: Price of Darknes ch. 1Price of DarknessSpyro: Price of Darknes ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"She's wonderful, isn't she?" A black dragoness asked her purple dragon mate.
"She is indeed Cynder." The purple dragon replied.
The one they were talking about was the little dark blue dragoness sitting on the floor in front of them. She had hatched just moments ago and was looking all around her surroundings, getting accustomed to where she was. After a couple of minutes she attempted to get up, and with the help from her parents was able to walk to them and examined them more.
The setting is the mighty Dragon city of Warfang, just a month after the attack from the Earth Dragon tribe. The wall has been rebuilt and all of the Guardians are all healthy once more. To Ember's surprise Statica made a quick recovery and was back in the council chamber before she was officially released. Glacia has also laid her egg and waits for it to hatch with her loving mate, Murghus. The Ice Queen, Krystal, has also become pregnant from her mate Adrian. All is well in Warfa
Spyro: Price of Darkness ch. 2MeltorSpyro: Price of Darkness ch. 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The band of dragons charging the city of Kennith met with heavy resistance on their way. Large fireballs flew over their heads, but none had hit their target. Once at the wall they dove down and tackled the dragons on it, sparing their lives by knocking them out. Flame motioned his paw to Aden to take his team with him. Aden obeyed and led the dragons of Warfang to deal with any resistance inside the city, leaving Flame with Zachariah and his followers.
"Where would Meltor be?" Flame asked.
"He is a coward, never shows his face when a battle begins." Zachariah answered. "My best guess would be the throne room with the king."
"Okay, take your men and meet me there." Flame ordered. "I have someone I must see first."
"As you wish Master Flame." Zachariah replied before running off with his troops.
Once they were gone Flame turned to a recovering fire dragon and put a paw on his neck.
"Where can I find the prison cells?" he asked.
"In, in the main street, five blocks down!" The frig
Dragon TG TF Chapter 2."On your feet boy," he says casually. I warily stand up, careful not to make any sudden moves. I'm soaking wet from the river and shivering from the cold and from fright.Dragon TG TF Chapter 2.4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"True what he said?"
"Yes sir," I say with my head down.
"How much d'ya steal?"
I immediately, though still slowly, pull out the wad of bills from my pocket. Straightening out the paper I count a petty thirty dollars, and hand it over to him.
He glances down at the money in his hand, juts his jaw, then his eyes dart back to me. I just stand there shivering, awaiting whatever judgment he might pass. I must look pathetic.
"Eaten lately?" he asks. He turns around, holstering his weapon, and flips open a pocket on the side of his dragon's saddle. He pulls out a flask, which he drinks from, then a square package wrapped in brown wax paper. He opens it up to reveal a sandwich, which he tears down the middle and hands half to me.
I silently take the food. Sliced meat, real cheese, tomatoes, rye bread it's enough to nea